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What kind of underpants are these?

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Oh, those?

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Those are underpants for the digital age.

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These are the cutting edge of modern technology, them.

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Cutting edge?

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They're just what you need in your undershorts.

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These little wonders were invented in the workshop

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of one Walton Midgely, inventor extraordinaire.

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We had enough trouble selling his inflatable roller skates.

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Yeah, but that was only because the water were choppy.

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I mean, had it been calm,

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that Mr Ellis would have got right across that canal.

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-And being inflatable, they didn't sink, though, did they?

-No.

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It's a pity Mr Ellis did.

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-Mmm.

-So, what we got this time?

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"The world in your shorts"?

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Mmm. Connect to the internet.

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You're never without a signal.

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"Stay connected, cold wash, minimum iron".

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And the beauty is, as you're wearing them

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and walking about in them,

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they charge your battery!

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All right, you win.

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Wha...? Steady, steady. You'll be getting here before you've got up.

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I admit to a swagger. I'm on a roll.

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You could soon become obnoxious.

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Mother used to say that.

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-Mother knows best.

-You think?

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You should have seen who she picked for my old man.

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That's the nature of fathers, to be weird, don't you think?

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-What brings you in this early?

-I'm getting on better with that Madge.

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I thought every time she sees you she goes "Ooooh..."

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Not any more. I've got her down to,

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"Ooh, you could do with losing some weight."

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So, what have you got for losing weight?

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Ah-ha. I've got the very idea.

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It's expensive, but you'll never regret it.

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How expensive?

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Oh, worse than that.

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Well, look, if you want to be a greyhound, it's going to cost.

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Couldn't we start with labrador?

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Right. I've done the orders.

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You know what we've been doing wrong in this business?

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Overcharging?

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Apart from that. No.

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We've been neglecting services.

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You see, any competent business supplies not only goods,

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but services.

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Name one service we could offer.

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I'm not going out cleaning.

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Don't be ridiculous. Nobody's asked you to.

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Mind you, it isn't a bad idea.

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No, I'm thinking more of lifestyle guidance.

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Like personal training.

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Weight loss. Yes, ah-ha. Mm-hm.

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Everybody knows you help people lose weight by relieving them

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of their money.

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Leave that alone.

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Forget it.

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The thing we ought to do, if you want to modernise this business,

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right, is offer a decent vegetarian section.

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Oh, don't tell me you're still pining after that loopy bird,

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-are you?

-She's gorgeous.

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She's a librarian. How loopy is that?

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She stands on street corners waving placards.

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Yes, on behalf of animals.

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She's very fond of animals.

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Not on her plate.

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Ey up, Leroy, here they come,

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fresh from last night's romantic evening with their wives.

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-Did the Earth move, fellas?

-Not very far, by the look of it.

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We just came in to tell you that romantic package you sold us

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-was a flop.

-You told us that romantic package would work.

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So, we tried it.

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Champagne, chocolates, soft music.

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Near-lethal amounts of aftershave.

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Well, credit where it's due,

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you smell delicious.

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Are you saying that they said no to your gifts?

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Not to the gifts. I've never seen chocolate disappear so fast.

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Or champagne.

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I mean, the wife can shift some bubbles when she's roused.

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And when I say roused, I'm speaking optimistically.

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But what about soft lighting, eh? Sweet music?

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Didn't you keep the lights down low?

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So low, I trod on her bare foot, didn't I?

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At least you made contact with something bare.

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This looks like a case for plan B.

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We can't afford it.

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-You don't know what it is yet.

-We're just guessing.

-All right, all right.

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Well, you'll be sorry because, you see,

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83% of people who use this product

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reported an increase in domestic...

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..connectivity.

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Stop trying to beat the Joneses. They're waving a white flat.

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It's her. She says her life needs a change.

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What, and painting one room's going to do that?

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The difficulty I find in life is trying to get his old jumper

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off him for the wash.

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Mine was the same.

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They'd get a favourite, and you'd think it was for life.

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I said, "Eric, it's got gravy on it." He says...

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AS ERIC: "That's not gravy, it's rust.

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"The corrosion of our once-playful relationship."

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That's what they're built for - playtime.

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Mine was always playing away.

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There were very few home fixtures.

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I'm surprised you stuck it for so long.

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No, not really.

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You were never very bright.

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Well, she's happier than you.

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Then again, so is everybody.

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Well, I find that being miserable works.

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You're not inclined to spend as much as when you're happy.

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I know I had a bad marriage, but I was never without hope.

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He was a heavy smoker.

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Rhythm! Find your rhythm.

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Trust me, I'm your personal trainer.

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Come on, get a move on, cos Mavis has to get back to decorating.

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-I'm seeing spots.

-Yes, that's good, spots are good, yes.

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Are they good?

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Yes. You've got spots that are good.

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You never said.

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-Which spots?

-Well, I'd like to be accurate about this.

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Can we arrange a site meeting?

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I think I'm dying!

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Ah, yes, you're feeling the burn. That's good.

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Dying is good, yes.

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Just one moment, madam, please. There.

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Is he dead?

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No, no, it's just the excitement of our special offers.

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He's lying, I'm dead.

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Oh!

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HE CHUCKLES

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Oh, taking the old microwave for a walk, are we?

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My wife bought this thing here yesterday.

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-Lord knows why.

-Oh, yes.

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One of our occasional technological bargains, this.

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-It's lethal.

-Oh.

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I'm sorry she's dead,

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but you see, we can't do anything about things that happen

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off the premises.

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-She's not dead!

-Oh.

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But that's no thanks to you.

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This thing is dangerous.

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Well, it can't be that dangerous, you just walked in with it.

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It's not switched on.

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Well, nobody is round here, this is a cultural cul-de-sac, this.

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But then again, that's the way we prefer it.

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You sold her a dangerous item.

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It flashes and spits.

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And the turntable goes round and round in a blur of speed.

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Well, what's the matter? Don't you like fast food?

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I demand my money back.

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Now look what you've done.

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Will you take that damn thing away? They're laughing at me.

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-It's embarrassing.

-I wondered if we could meet

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just once before I have to go and train as an astronaut.

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You're not listening.

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If you give me your number, I'll call you from Mars.

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Question...

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What does your mother look like?

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Why would that be any business of yours?

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I want to know how you're going to age.

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It's all right now, kidding people you're gorgeous,

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but what's down the line?

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Nothing for you.

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I do impressions.

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Maintain my own bicycle.

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You think Shakespeare was a vegetarian?

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Jane Austen used to send out for pizza.

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Pepperoni.

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Oh, there he is, the jewel in Madge's crown.

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Well, have you recovered?

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-I'm hungry.

-That sounds like a yes.

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-You nearly killed me out there.

-But you're looking better for it.

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I thought I were dead.

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I get the same reaction whenever I'm on the phone to a national company.

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-You ready for a snack?

-I am.

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-That much exercise leaves a hole that needs filling.

-Right.

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OK, alert your taste buds.

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This will be ready in 30 seconds.

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Oh, make it 29.

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29, sir. All right. There we go.

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Thank you.

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Ey up, it's getting nasty with me pasty.

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No, no. It's what we call in the trade as enhancing the flavour.

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MICROWAVE DINGS There, right.

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Oh, ah, oh, ah, eh, oh!

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Hey! Oh, ah, oh!

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Ahh! Ahhh! Ahh!

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It's only me!

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Oh, there you are.

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Did you miss me?

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-I haven't had time.

-I like that in a man.

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Nothing good ever came from wearing your heart on your sleeve.

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I think mine's somewhere under my sock.

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Oh, stamping again.

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-You'll wear your eyes out.

-It's called philately.

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Philately will get you nowhere!

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That's a joke.

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Well, you might show some reaction.

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The only reaction you provoke is fear.

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Oh, bless you for that.

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That was the basis for all my three previous marriages.

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Boredom time is over. Now, what shall we do?

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Oh. Oh, yes.

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Now, that is a very good decision you've just made.

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I've made?

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Yes, why not? I don't expect you to be a doormat.

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Later on, possibly,

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but not during this intensely physical courtship period.

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When have we been intensely physical? I must have missed it.

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Well, we haven't. And I appreciate your iron self control.

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Less of a struggle than you might think.

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No, Mr Newbold, I know the battle it must have been.

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But courage, Mr Newbold -

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soon I will let you loose to do your will on me.

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Why do you seek my company when you dislike me?

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Dislike? This is not dislike, Mr Newbold.

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This is care.

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I am your rock, your security...

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..your fiancee.

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-But I've never bought you a ring.

-Oh, bless you for remembering.

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We'll get one later in the week.

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Oh, I see your friends are here.

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It's nice to have friends...

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-..except possibly those two.

-What's wrong with those two?

-Oh, nothing.

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And I'm sure they'll be perfectly all right without you

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now that you're committed to me.

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I can't just drop my friends.

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No, of course not, not straight away.

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-Kiss me first.

-What? Kiss?

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Yes, it's that thing where you pucker up your lips.

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Yes, I know what it is.

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Yes, well, I sometimes wonder.

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I'm asking for a courtesy, that's all. It sends a signal.

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A peck on the cheek will do.

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I don't want hands or tongues where they shouldn't be.

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Did you see that? He has this tendency to maul me.

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Ooh. Is it me or is it hot in here?

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I like this kind.

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But then I like this sort as well.

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Well, why don't you take them both?

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That's brilliant! I'll take both.

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By the way, where's this hotspot you're advertising?

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Don't ask.

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PHONE RINGS Excuse me.

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Hello, Arkwright.

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PHONE CONTINUES TO RING Hello?

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Oh, that's funny, there's nobody there.

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PHONE CONTINUES TO RING

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Hadn't you better answer it?

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Well, it's supposed to be a hotspot.

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It's not supposed to perform as a phone.

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RINGING STOPS

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I hope it wasn't urgent.

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Probably somebody just trying to sell me some double glazing.

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-Why are you buying her a ring?

-I have no idea.

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I'd no input into that decision.

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There must be a solution.

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Believe me, I thought about it...

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..but my garden's not big enough.

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And she'll spoil my geraniums.

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Whoa. I think something's spoiling my geraniums.

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Listen to me.

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This is Eric the Peacemaker talking,

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with a suggestion less drastic.

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Mrs Featherstone has attached herself to me

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-by a grip which is impervious to less drastic.

-And do you know why?

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-I must have sinned heavily in some previous life.

-You're lucky.

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We're finding it increasingly difficult getting much sinning

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going in this life.

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Why do you think she's attracted to you?

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She hates men.

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I'm a human sacrifice.

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No, you are a formal dresser.

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Collar, tie, polished shoes.

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She loves all that.

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Yeah, yeah, he's right. You want to go a bit down-market.

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PHONE RINGS

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-ALL:

-It's not mine.

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RINGING CONTINUES

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How's your hotspot?

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Warm. I fear for my future offspring.

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It's very weird hearing it talking to you.

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Nevertheless, you both look cheerier than when last seen.

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It's the warm glow you get from doing a good deed.

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-Helping your fellow man.

-Of whom are we speaking?

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Old Newbold.

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We're trying to get him out of the clutches of Mrs Featherstone.

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Oh, now, hold on.

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Do you think that's a good idea? Because, you see,

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I think they make a perfect team.

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She's been reducing him to a grub.

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You see a grub,

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I see an emerging butterfly.

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Mr Newbold?!

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What have you done to him? Get inside the shop.

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Go on, get in, quick.

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You look like a map of the London Underground.

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It washes off.

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What do you think you look like?

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Very unappealing to Mrs Featherstone.

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That's where you're wrong.

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Didn't she ever tell you what her favourite movies was?

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Well, I don't see Mrs Featherstone at the movies.

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Maybe a Witches' Sabbath.

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No, it was A Streetcar Named Desire.

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She fell head-over-underwear for Marlon Brando...

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..looking exactly like you.

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Well, I don't look like Marlon Brando.

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Now, she'll never let you go.

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Stay there. Er, Leroy? Come here?

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-Mr Newbold?

-But who does he remind you of?

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MUMBLED AND INDISTINCT: Marlon Brando.

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Arlon Grango.

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WHISPERS: Marlon Brando!

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Oh, yeah. Marlon Brando.

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There's tea in the pot.

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You do look after me logistically, I'll give you that.

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You still think your mother makes better Yorkshire puddings than me.

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-Only marginally.

-Wrong answer.

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You undervalue me, Kath.

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You think I'm just an Eric.

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Your Eric. Part of the furniture.

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Oh. Oh, there's more, is there?

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Sorry, have I been missing something?

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I am at the cutting edge of technology.

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I am permanently connected to the internet.

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I am a walking hotspot.

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PHONE RINGS

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RINGING CONTINUES

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I knew that's where most men's ideas come from.

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It's just teething troubles. The phone's supposed to take the call.

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We'll get it sorted.

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Eric, your crotch is ringing.

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Do you want me to leave the room so you can talk to it?

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There's no need to be sarcastic.

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RINGING CONTINUES

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Hello?

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RINGING CONTINUES

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We'll keep him in here till Merle comes.

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Merle? You can't throw him to Merle.

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Desperate times calls for desperate measures.

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I know, but... Merle?

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She'll be coming here to pick up her order -

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the order that you refused to deliver.

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Wait, I am going nowhere near Merle.

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You should be ashamed of even thinking about sending me.

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She can't eat you.

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She ate Mr Pendlebury.

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That's different, he was left-handed.

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Are you sure I look like Marlon Brando?

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Well, there are three women outside the front of the shop

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-waiting for your autograph.

-Really?

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Just keep him here. I'll let you know when Merle comes.

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If you don't want him straying, you best keep him at home.

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Anyways, how can you be so sure I've been with him?

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Am I meant to remember everybody?

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If you want confirmation, you better send me a picture.

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What are you smiling at?

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Nothing, just... You know, grocer's welcome.

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-We never got it together, did we?

-No.

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So, what are you doing to fill your empty nights?

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Well, not as much as you, obviously.

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HE COUGHS/KNOCKS ON DOOR Sorry, sorry.

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-Have you got my order ready?

-Oh, yes, I have.

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It's down here behind the counter.

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I've heard all sorts goes off behind that counter.

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No, that's just a rumour put about by Tesco.

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How are you today, Merle?

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Available for parties.

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And who might this tasty morsel be, then?

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Well, this Marlon Brando lookalike goes by the name of...

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..Pitbull.

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That's not strictly true.

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Don't fight it. Live up to it.

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Ohhh! These high heels make your ankles ache, don't they?

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I don't know, I've never worn high heels.

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Merle, leave him! He's shy.

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He doesn't look shy to me.

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He looks combat ready!

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Leroy! Give Merle a hand home with this box.

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Nay, don't be giving a lad a man's job!

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Here. Give a lady a hand.

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There'll be refreshments at the end of it.

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Come along, Pitbull.

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Ooh, you've kept your figure.

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I bet you didn't know you were keeping it for me.

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GRANVILLE CHUCKLES

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-You can't let her just walk off with him!

-Oh, it'll be all right,

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just for a while. It'll further his education.

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-He'll never be the same.

-Don't worry, I'll send in a replacement.

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Where are you going to find someone as stupid,

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reckless or as brave as that?

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SHOP BELL RINGS

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HE BELCHES

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What have you got for a midday snack?

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You'd be surprised.

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GEARS CRUNCH

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If it's just a dripping tap, how come it's an emergency?

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Oh, I think you'll find it is an emergency.

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-And what am I doing here?

-Hm?

-I know you've told me, but I've forgotten.

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Well, I need you here to witness Gastric's skills,

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so that you can go home and tell Madge

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how good he is with the ladies. Hm?

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-Is Mavis coming in with me?

-No!

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Er, I mean, no, she'll stay here and witness it from here.

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Shouldn't take too long.

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HE CHUCKLES

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I've come cos you've got a drip.

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You're not kidding. I hope you've got more going for you.

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You see how attractive he is to women? Now you can tell your Madge.

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Oh. 'Ey!

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You see? There are bigger perils than Mrs Featherstone.

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I never realised there was so much meat about.

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-I can understand people going vegetarian.

-Oh, aye.

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-Do you think we ought to leave Gastric?

-Yes, leave him.

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Let's get away from here.

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Doesn't look like a bad back to me!

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-Where to?

-Anywhere!

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HE LAUGHS Right!

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That Merle's a pearl.

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I bet we don't see Pitbull any more.

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I thought Gastric was moving BETTER when he fled from Merle's place.

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Just shows, my training's paying off.

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PHONE RINGS

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Oh, dear! I bet it's a wrong number.

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It's really no place for strangers.

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