New Year The Really Welsh Quiz

Christmas Day has come and gone but it doesn't mean the fun has to stop

because we're all ready to play The Really Welsh New Year Quiz.

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Yes, as the leftover turkey and the Christmas pud cling on in the fridge

and used wrapping paper fills three black bags by the back door,

it's time for a festive quiz where the answer isn't always Wales

but we do like the questions to have a Welsh connection,

so let's meet our first team captain, comedian and actor, Mr Elis James.

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-Hey, mate.

-Hello.

-How was your Christmas?

Well, it's June, so...

This show is pre-recorded.

I would imagine it's going to be great.

How do you think it might go? Where will you have it?

Well, I've got six months to decide.

LAUGHTER

I don't know. It could be New York.

Are you in Carmarthen?

Yeah, I would imagine it will be Carmarthen, but who knows?

I mean, my parents could move.

I tell you one thing, I think Brazil might win the 2014 World Cup.

LAUGHTER

Elis James, introduce us to your team.

Right, it gives me great pleasure to announce, on my team tonight,

we've got weather presenter Behnaz Akhgar and actress Nicola Reynolds.

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And now it's time to meet our second captain

who is a presenter of Radio 4's The News Quiz, Mr Miles Jupp.

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Welcome to the show, mate.

We were having a little squiz at your CV.

You've done ever so well over the last few years.

You were in Harry Potter. Ladies and gentlemen, he was in Harry Potter.

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-What were you in Harry Potter?

-I was in it for about...that long.

In the fifth one, Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix.

I played a weatherman.

But, honestly, it's so quick. It's so quick.

I went to see it with friends and, when I came on, they went "Wahey!",

and, consequently, missed my line.

LAUGHTER

You're also in Monuments Men, which is George Clooney's directed film...

-Yeah.

-..and you were starring with Matt Damon,

Bill Murray and John Goodman.

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

-What role are you in this?

-He was called Sergeant Fielding, I think.

I think it was somebody...

I can't remember his rank but his surname was Fielding.

I haven't seen it but my scenes are with Clooney.

We had a little look at the poster when we were doing this research.

-I'm pretty sure...

-If you look at the poster,

you're not actually on it, which is a bit harsh, we thought,

so, actually, we did this.

LAUGHTER

Mr Miles Jupp.

He is on the poster. He is on the poster.

-Miles, would you like to introduce us to your team?

-Certainly.

On my team tonight, Newport rapper Eggsy.

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-Eggsy Rutledge, as we called him at school.

-Thank you.

And legendary comedian Owen Money.

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OK, let's crack on.

Round one is a look back at some of the stories in the news in 2015.

Buzz in if you think you know the answer. Here we go.

In October 2015, who said, "That was the best loss in my career",

and about what?

-Elis should know this answer.

-The best loss...?

In October 2015, who said, "That was the best loss of my career".

-Was it a boxer?

-No. What's your favourite sport, Elis?

-Football.

Oh, right!

-Presumably, Aaron Ramsey.

-No.

-Gareth Bale.

-Yes.

BUZZER Owen Money.

-When they lost to...

-To Bosnia. Out in Bosnia.

-Hang on.

I was going to say that.

-It's come over this side now.

-Has it?

-Yeah.

Herzegovina, just finishing off for him.

Yeah, that's correct. Well done, Owen. Owen gets the point.

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Sorry, El. Back to you, though. You are a massive football fan.

-You went out to some of those games as well. What was it like?

-Yes.

I went out to Cyprus, I went out to Belgium.

I couldn't go to Bosnia

-because I was doing stand-up at a charity event.

-In Herzegovina?

No, sadly not.

But I don't think I've ever done stand-up

with such a resentful look on my face.

When we qualified, I had a cry in the dressing room.

-Did you?

-Yeah, yeah.

You're quite laid-back. I've known you for some time.

You're quite quiet,

but when you get on a football terrace, you go bananas.

-Tops off.

-Tops off. Explain that to me.

Something happens to me whenever I'm, sort of, watching Wales play.

Yeah, the top comes off, pictures get tweeted.

LAUGHTER

When you take your top off, how long do you leave it off for,

until the end of the game or do you put it back on?

I put it back on very, very quickly.

-What about you, Ow, are you looking forward to...

-I'm going, actually.

-With Andy Legg, who used to play for Cardiff City.

-Are you? And Swansea.

Him and I are going on a motorhome and we're going to film it all

so I'm looking forward to that.

-Waiting for the draw. It's been, of course!

-LAUGHTER

I can't wait to go to the South of France, please, God!

Here we go, next question.

In May 2015, in the Gower,

Byron Davies had something which was the smallest in the UK. What was it?

-BUZZER Eggsy.

-Fun-size Mars bar.

-No.

Not a fun-size Mars bar. I'll give you a clue. It was politics.

What would you...

-BUZZER Owen Money.

-A majority.

Well done, Owen Money. Yes, a majority of 27.

Well done. Correct answer.

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Yes, Byron Davies took the seat of the Gower from the Conservatives

by the narrowest margin in the UK - just 27 votes.

Yes, in the 2015 General Election, the Conservatives won

the Gower constituency with a tiny majority of 27.

What a difference a new old people's home can make! LAUGHTER

The next story was one of the biggest of the year in Wales.

Have a look at this. What was this story about?

BUZZER Eggsy.

-Is it a creature with a packet of crisps on its head?

-Yes.

-If you tell me the creature, I'll give you the point.

-It's a cat.

-Yes.

-That's the story.

-Yes! Did I get a point?

-Yes.

-Wonderful!

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BUZZER

Is someone buzzing in? Owen?

I thought he had the sack from Coronation Street, actually.

LAUGHTER

Yes, it must have been a slow day back in November this year

as several newspapers and the BBC News website reported the story

of a cat in Haverfordwest who was stuck on the roof

with a crisp packet on its head. LAUGHTER

For a bonus point, does anyone know how the cat got down?

BUZZER Owen Money?

-He was a 'walker'.

-AUDIENCE SIGHS

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Brilliant. Two bonus points for Owen Money.

No, the cat was coaxed down by the RSPCA

by an inspector called Rohan Barker.

Something initially he wasn't going to admit to

but eventually he felt it necessary to let the cat out of the bag.

Come on!

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Next question, what happened at midnight on June 30th, 2015?

I'll give you a clue. It happened at 23:59:60.

BUZZER Miles Jupp.

The clocks went...

..forward.

No.

BUZZER Miles Jupp.

-The clocks went... No, they didn't.

-No.

We just had an extra second to sort things out a bit.

Yeah, I'll give you that. A leap second was added to compensate for

the fact that the Earth is rotating more slowly each day than the last

so that the time as determined by an atomic clock

is running more accurately than the world itself.

Yeah. If a picture is slightly off, you just...

Just put it back. It's the equivalent, but with the world.

LAUGHTER

Did anyone do anything useful with their leap second?

That would be telling.

-I just had a big think.

-LAUGHTER

-I put a white wash on.

-LAUGHTER

-I learned to play the piano.

-LAUGHTER

Yes, this is the news that in June 2015,

we were all given an extra second at midnight.

Many people didn't adjust their clocks, causing carnage

as thousands of people arrived a second early for work.

LAUGHTER

Next question.

Which fictional language was chosen by the Welsh government

to respond to an official enquiry...?

Klingon.

-Eggsy's buzzed in.

-Get in!

-The answer is Klingon.

-I love a good alien question.

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Yes, this was from Conservative AM Darren Millar,

sent in an official enquiry and the answer came back in Klingon.

Do you know the story, to talk about it a little bit?

I just have an obsession with aliens.

I saw the word Klingon in the paper and it stuck with me for months.

Now I get to use that information in a quiz environment. Wonderful.

Well, you nailed it, because the Shadow Health Minister Darren Millar

asked for details of UFO sightings at Cardiff Airport

and a Welsh government spokesman responded with this.

Look at your screens.

Literally, that's what they sent back in an official correspondence,

which, in full, translates as, "The Minister will reply in due course.

"However, this is a non-devolved matter."

-Fair enough.

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Eggsy, of course, you did a series called The Unexplainers,

which was looking at unexplained phenomena around Wales.

-What was your favourite mystery?

-All sorts of things.

Big cats, ghosts, aliens.

For me, Berwyn Mountain Range, '70s, something happened.

There was a massive crash.

I think it was an alien spaceship, although I didn't quite find out.

But, from what I know, something terrible did happen there.

I wanted to find... Basically, I wanted to find a bit of wreckage

from a spaceship with a helmet attached and, when you sat

in the seat and the helmet went on, you got extra powers.

-I didn't find that but I got tonsillitis.

-Ooh!

Tell me about the tonsillitis because you think this is significant.

I'm digging deep, I'm researching for the people, right?

I'm going...Honestly, guys! I'm trying to find out the facts.

I think I got so close to finding out what crashed

on the Berwyn Mountain that, obviously,

don't mock me now, obviously, someone has come along

put a bit of tonsillitis powder in my drink,

given me tonsillitis to throw me off.

-Do you think this is the government?

-Yeah.

There's a book, The Dyfed Enigma, about alien sightings in West Wales

-in the late '70s.

-Yes!

There's a great paragraph in that where this farmer, he's drunk,

he's on the way back from the pub, it's midnight,

he's walking home hammered, and he sees an alien and they say...

-WEST WALIAN ACCENT:

-"He was stood there, he was all googly eyes

"and silver and green, coming out of a spaceship."

"Wow! So an ambassador from another race?"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah."

"So what did you do?" "I smacked it, didn't I?"

Oh, I love it. It's very exciting. It's very good.

Let's have a quick look at your VT, Eggs, from The Unexplainers.

Everyone have a look at their screens.

-Something has just come on.

-A strong response.

Will you turn that off, please?

-Something is trying to communicate via the torch.

-That's weird.

That's really fascinating. Wow.

If that's a male called George, can you turn it off for me?

It's gone off again.

You're obviously strong enough to turn the torch on and off.

Could you touch one of the boys in the room?

John or Mike.

Above the waist.

LAUGHTER

The answer to the story that we had, and Eggsy was commenting on,

is a story that the Welsh government responded to a question

from an AM about UFOs in Klingon.

Unfortunately, the AM in question only had GCSE Klingon and so could

only ask the way to the swimming pool or say that he likes coffee.

LAUGHTER

It's estimated that there are between 20 and 30 fluent speakers of Klingon

in the world.

Although, to be fair, it is hard to spread the language

when you're a virgin.

LAUGHTER

And at the end of that round,

I can reveal that Team Miles is in the lead.

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OK, on to round two.

Our next round is called, Can't See The Celebrity For The Trees.

We're going to show you some well-known Welsh people

and you have to say who they are but, to make it more difficult,

they're hiding behind some Christmas trees.

Also, one or two may not be Welsh.

And the first question goes to you, Owen.

Who is this person hiding behind a tree?

It looks like Shirley Bassey.

Ooh! It's not.

BUZZER You are allowed to... Benny?

It's Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Well, let's see if it is. Can we reveal the trees?

-Nice Swansea girl.

-It is Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Well done, Benny.

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OK, Nic, you're up next.

Who's this hiding amongst the Christmas trees?

-What?

-Come on. That's a bit harsh.

You do get a chance - you can reveal one of the trees

if you don't get it straight away.

Who's that, Nic?

I'm looking like this as if I'm going to see around the tree.

Anyone can buzz in. It's open season now.

BUZZER

-Elis James.

-Is that the actor Matthew Rhys?

-No.

-Eggsy.

-He's not Welsh but is it Eamonn Holmes?

-No.

-Owen Money.

-Max Boyce.

-No.

-Miles Jupp.

-Is it Zammo from Grange Hill?

-Good answer.

-No.

-NIC:

-Oh, it's, erm...! It's Ryan...

Yeah. Wiggly hands? Ryan wiggly hands.

Wales captain, double Grand Slam winner, British Lion...

-It's Ryan Jones.

-It is Ryan Jones, yes, it is.

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-But you like your rugby, don't you?

-I love my rugby, yes.

And you, of course, are probably best known

for playing Megan in BBC Scrum 4.

Obviously, you can't recognise me without my giant daffodil.

Well, here's the thing, you were the first person to wear the daffodil.

-I was.

-You're the daffodil lady?!

-Yes!

For crying out loud, I absolutely hate those daffodils.

It's nothing to do... I... It's nothing to do with me!

What was your favourite moment from the series? Did you have one?

-I think probably getting proposed to.

-Let's have a look.

-TANNOY:

-And now, if you look at the big screen,

I think Dan has a message for Megan.

"Megan, will you marry me?"

Is that a yes or a no?

Yes, that was Nicola on Scrum 4.

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Well, if you wouldn't mind just popping these on.

Then, if you could take one and pass them on.

Eggs, take one and pass one to Owen.

And just to be respectful of the nationality difference,

pass that one to Miles - that's a red rose.

-This is lovely.

-You know how to do it well.

Nic, show... Would you like to talk Eggsy through how to wear a daffodil?

-You're right there.

-Benny, you look lovely!

-Thank you. So do you.

Look at Owen Money. Look at the audience.

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Here we go. With the Six Nations only a few weeks away,

we thought it would be a good idea to get you in the mood by wearing

daffodil hats or, Miles, a rose, because he's English.

Daffodil related question.

Why, in the spring of this year, did supermarkets get asked to remove

daffodils out of the produce section? BUZZER

-Eggsy.

-They were getting ready for Christmas.

LAUGHTER

No. BUZZER

-Miles Jupp.

-Teenagers were overdosing on them.

Well, I'm going to give you that, because they are poisonous

and people were afraid they might be confused with a type of vegetable.

So that's the correct answer. Miles Jupp.

Yes, what happened was, in February,

health officials asked supermarkets to keep daffodils away from food,

worried people would mistake them for vegetables.

Daffodils contain toxic chemicals which can cause vomiting,

cramps and the dawning realisation that you've just eaten a daffodil.

Take your daffodils off now.

On to the next celebrity hiding in the trees. This one's for Eggsy.

Right, OK.

Can I ask to remove a branch, please.

Come on!

LAUGHTER

Hang on a minute. Right, can I ask for another branch, please?

-I'll take another branch, please.

-OK.

-Oh!

-It's James Dean Bradfield from the Manics.

-James Dean Bradfield, the Manic Street preachers.

-Wonderful.

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Benny, you're next up. Who's your person hidden behind the trees?

No, I can't see any eyes. We need some eyes.

-OK, any good to you?

-No.

-Just another eye would be good.

-Do you want to take another bit of tree away?

-Yes, please.

Oh! I know. She's the leader of Plaid Cymru. Leanne Wood.

It is Leanne Wood. Well done. Let's see.

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Elis.

Here's yours.

-Well...

-LAUGHTER.

-Rhys Ifans.

-No.

-Do you want to take away some tree?

-Yeah, go on, then.

-Oh, come on!

-I tell you what, do you want a clue?

-Yeah, go on, then.

-I think it might help you a great deal.

-Go for it.

-If I said to you he is Wales' only A-list celebrity.

Right!

-Is it Sir Derek Brockway?

-Shall we see?

It is. APPLAUSE

It is Derek Brockway.

Mr Miles Jupp, who is this?

Gosh.

-Yeah, it's a man.

-Correct.

-A grey-haired gentleman.

-Yeah. You've worked with him.

Oh, is it George Clooney?

Ooh! Shall we see?

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It is George Clooney. George Clooney.

Great shout, Miles Jupp.

Did he actually personally direct you in the film Monuments Men?

He was the director so if you're directing the film,

-you pretty much have to...

-I know, I know!

What I'm angling for, did you meet him?

He directed a scene that was me and him.

-Really?

-It's ludicrously exciting.

Yeah, we had a 45 minute chat at one point

because something was being set up and we were waiting to shoot

-and that's what happens.

-What did you talk about?

He told me anecdotes about hosting Barack Obama fundraisers

at his house and I let him into a few

of the behind-the-scenes secrets on Balamory.

LAUGHTER

And at the end of that round,

I can tell you that Team Miles is still in the lead.

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So this is a round we are calling team bonding

because this round is all about the staple of Christmas TV,

which is Bond movies or, more specifically, Bond themes.

Just to make it a smidge harder, we are going to play the song backwards

so it's the artist and the song and it's a Bond theme. Here we go.

JUMBLED MUSIC

BUZZER Nicky Reynolds.

-It is For Your Eyes Only.

-Correct.

-Sheena Easton.

-Correct.

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# I never felt until I looked at you... #

Yes, it is. Sheena Easton, 1981, For Your Eyes Only.

Congratulations.

I spent years playing records backwards to find

-the devil's voice when I was a kid.

-This could be your round!

-Especially Sheena Easton.

-LAUGHTER

The answer is Sheena Easton's For Your Eyes Only,

which, to date, is the only Bond theme to share its name with

the warning sign on a box of contact lenses.

LAUGHTER

On to the next one.

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BUZZER Owen Money.

Shirley Bassey?

It's not Shirley Bassey. BUZZER

-Nicky Reynolds.

-It's You Only Live Twice.

-Yeah.

And I can't remember who sings it.

-# You only live twice... #

-Very famous father.

-BUZZER Owen Money.

-Nancy Sinatra.

Yes, it is Nancy Sinatra. Owen has got it.

-Surely a point each.

-Share the points.

-No.

-Nic got the song, he got the name.

Here's the thing... Oh, no, you're getting stuffed.

-OK, you can have a point. Share the points.

-Share the points.

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Let's have a listen just to prove it was.

# Make one dream come true

# You only live twice... #

OK, next one up. Who is this and what's the name of the song?

JUMBLED MUSIC

BUZZER Elis James.

-It's Duran Duran.

-Yes, it is.

-Yeah, yeah.

And it's called...

Living Daylights.

No!

BUZZER

-Miles Jupp.

-It's A View To A Kill.

-It is A View To A Kill.

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Let's hear it back.

# Meeting you, with a view... #

-They haven't aged at all, Duran Duran.

-No.

-Haven't aged at all.

1985, Duran Duran, A View To A Kill. OK, here's another one.

JUMBLED MUSIC

BUZZER Nicky Reynolds.

-Erm...Shirley Bassey.

-Yeah.

-Goldfinger.

-No.

I'm going to hand it over. BUZZER

-Owen Money.

-Diamonds Are Forever.

Diamonds Are Forever. Correct.

I'm jumping the gun.

1971. Let's hear it again just to prove it is right.

# They won't leave in the night

# I've no fear that they might desert me

# Diamonds are forever... #

Owen Money is a sort of fox in the box goal poacher

-who just stays on the line and then waits...

-Taps them in.

-The Swans could do with somebody like me!

-LAUGHTER

OK, here's another one.

Who is this?

BUZZER Nicky Reynolds.

-Tom Jones, Thunderball.

-Yeah, it is.

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Let's listen to it back.

# So he strikes like thunder... #

-Well done, Nicky.

-I love Tom.

-1965.

-Brilliant.

The answer there was Thunderball by Tom Jones.

So, a little bonus question.

Which was the only Bond song to get to number one in the UK charts?

BUZZER

-Miles Jupp.

-GoldenEye.

-Incorrect.

-Benny.

-Sam Smith.

What was the name of the song?

-Erm...?

-I am going to give it to you, Benny.

It was Writing's On The Wall, the name of the song.

Shall we have a little listen?

# I have to risk it all

# Because the writing's on the wall... #

Yes, the only Bond theme to get to number one in the UK

is Sam Smith's Writing's On The Wall,

which was released with the B-side, You Try Finding A Rhyme For Spectre.

LAUGHTER

OK, on to the next round.

One of our panellists has a job which doesn't stop for Christmas.

Isn't that right, Benny?

This time of year is probably when we tune into the weather the most.

We have a weather forecaster here from BBC Radio Wales and BBC Wales.

It's Behnaz Akhgar.

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Now, Benny, here's the thing.

Is it true when you do the weather that you haven't got an autocue,

you're just doing it from memory?

Every time I get an e-mail or a tweet,

people saying, I love it when you read the weather,

I just want to write back and say, I don't read the weather,

I actually put the weather together myself and learn it and then...

-You control the weather?

-I control it, yes.

I'm planning snow for Christmas.

I always think of an opening line and a closing line

-and the bits in the middle just fall into place.

-Wow.

Using that as a theory, we are going to play a little game.

We've got a state of the art weather presenting facility in the studio

and, Benny, if you could show Elis and Miles how it's done

so that they can learn and then copy you and play our next game.

So, Benny, if you would like to go over there

and if you would like to go with her, give them a round of applause!

Right, guys. It's really simple.

All you have to think of is a good opening line

and a good closing line and the bits in the middle will just

fall into place, and I know you can't see anything behind you.

Just have a rough go at guessing the Pembrokeshire

and Anglesey is and you'll be fine.

OK, on to the weather.

Yes, good evening, it is going to be another wet couple of days

ahead, quite a cloudy few days, too

but feeling mild for the time of year so tonight, yes,

we do have quite a bit of mist and fog around,

a few showers coming in from the west.

Overnight temperatures getting down to about 9C

and then we've got more persistent rain heading this way

from the west as we go into tomorrow

and tomorrow afternoon, too, so grab your umbrella as you head out.

Highs of around 13C. Blustery conditions.

Over the next coming days, mainly unsettled,

but becoming milder by the time we get to Monday.

Ladies and gentlemen, Behnaz Akhgar.

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-OK, so...

-If we...

-The way this is going to work, Elis, you're going to go first.

-Yes.

Comment on only the types of weather,

-but you've got to point to the locations on the map, OK?

-OK.

-OK.

-Tell me...tell me when.

-OK, are you ready?

-Yes.

-Three, two, one.

-Do the weather!

-Good evening, er humans... Wales.

Er, it's weather time. Here we go.

Right, Pontrhydfendigaid is cloudy, is it rainy or...

And it's drifting over to the west. No, that's east. Carmarthen, oh!

My parents live in Carmarthen. Rain, loads of wind, um, oh, it's bad.

It's a bad day. It's cold. It's changing. It's...

I haven't got my glasses on. Eight, nine, ten, 11, ice. Snowing bad...

Badly. I would hate this. Oh, right! For crying out loud!

Ready Brek! There's Ready Brek everywhere!

Anyway, um, I haven't got my glasses on. It's ten and 13.

Well done, Wales for being weathered on, in a way. Thank you.

Elis James, well done, Elis.

Oh, wow! You were amazing.

OK. All right, Miles. If you'd like to step in.

-And tell me when you're ready.

-Well, I'm not ready but let's go for it.

OK. Three, two, one. Do the weather.

Well, it's the weather, isn't it?

So I wonder what it'll be in Wales tonight.

Right, it's um, it's... Crikey. So in Newt...

Over there, it's quite a sort of wet round here, snowing up there.

The Nazis...the Nazis are coming.

And they've gone round, they've gone around.

They're coming the other way. So many years...

Completely unacceptable behaviour from that boy.

Right, the choirs.

There's going to be choirs in Wales, singing traditional songs,

I imagine. Lots of men singing in harmony.

Icicles will be landing in the north of the country and then something...

Hail, hail of course. The Nazis have arrived. That's what's happened.

Er, it's going to be a lot of ping-pong

in the Cardiff area and highs and lows, lots of depression,

lots of people very exhorted.

Um, pretty much an average day in...

in Wales and um, don't have nightmares.

LAUGHTER

Well done. Come back to your seats.

Outstanding effort.

Outstanding effort.

Well done. I think you did absolutely brilliantly, both of you there,

fantastic work but I think on balance, just

because they're behind, I'm going to give the points to Team Elis.

Well done.

So our next round is a quickfire round, guys.

It's fingers on the buzzers. Here we go.

The theme is about Christmas movies so films about Christmas or

films that get shown around Christmas time.

I'm going to give you a quick summary of a plot

and all you have to do is say what the name of the movie is.

Are we waiting till you've said it?

Yeah, you've got to wait until the end of the clue,

so get your fingers ready. OK, here we go.

Will Ferrell grows up to be rubbish at making toys

and tries to find his real father. BUZZER

-Nicky Reynolds.

-Elf.

It is Elf.

Young girl goes on a journey, meets a fraud,

realises there's no place like home. BUZZER

-Eggsy.

-Wizard of Oz.

-It is Wizard of Oz.

APPLAUSE

Next question. Young child left by himself over Christmas.

BUZZER Miles Jupp.

-Home Alone.

-Correct. Young child left by himself over Christmas again.

-BUZZER Miles Jupp.

-Home Alone 2.

-Correct.

-BUZZER Owen Money.

-Home Alone 3.

LAUGHTER

No, unfortunately it's not the right answer. Steve McQueen... You're out.

Steve McQueen jumps a motorbike over a barbed wire fence. BUZZER

-Nicky Reynolds.

-The Great Escape.

-Yes, it is The Great Escape.

James Stewart runs a local... BUZZER

Eggsy, you've got to wait...

Sorry, I got excited. It's my favourite film. I'm sorry. Sorry.

All right, everyone is out. Eggsy gets to answer this one, all right?

James Stewart runs a local bank and helps a guardian angel get his wings.

Nightmare On Elm Street.

LAUGHTER

No, sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. I couldn't resist. It's A Wonderful Life.

It is A Wonderful Life. Well done, Eggs.

None marries father of seven. BUZZER

-Miles Jupp.

-Sound Of Music.

-Correct.

Santa is hired by Macy's department store

and then has to prove his identity in a court of law. BUZZER

-Elis James.

-Platoon.

It's not Platoon. BUZZER

-Eggsy.

-Miracle On 34th Street.

-Yes, it is.

-Yes!

Yeah, I knew that.

You're loving all the romantic Christmas films.

I like a good bit of Christmas romance, you know.

Yeah, get the heating on, strip down. You know.

What would be your choice snack to eat with it?

-Oh, probably just some melted cheese.

-Yeah?

-Just off...

-Classic snack.

-Just off tinfoil?

-Just after tinfoil.

End of the year, end of the year,

scrape all those hard bits off the oven, put them in a bowl. Mmmm!

Like...like cheese crisps?

-Oh, even better!

-Oh, what would you drink?

-Oh, gin.

Just creating a fantastic Christmas.

-Classic Christmas. You can all come round, guys.

-Ready, next one.

Bing Crosby performs a Christmas show with his army pal

and then falls in love with one member of a song-and-dance act. BUZZER

-Nicky Reynolds.

-White Christmas.

-BUZZER

Mmm, it's not white Christmas. Owen?

-Holiday.

-Oh, yes.

-I can't remember.

-Oh!

-Are you in or out, Ow?

-I'm in.

-Er, Holiday Inn.

-That's it!

Last question. Here we go. Man expects another man to die.

He's got... BUZZER

he's got a very expensive digit. Nicky Reynolds?

-Terminator.

-Eggs...Eggsy. Miles.

-Goldfinger.

-Yes, it is Goldfinger. Well done.

I thought you were doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Yeah, well, I'm not known for my impressions.

I was doing the little evil German fellow.

Wow! I didn't know Corky could do Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Eggsy can do Terminator.

-Yeah.

-Go on, do it.

-"Get your ass to Mars."

"Get on the back of the bike."

"Billy, get to the chopper."

Do a Christmassy version.

-Um...

-Do it about Santa Claus getting on his sleigh.

-"Santa, get to the chopper."

-That would be good.

That would be quite cool, wouldn't it?

Er, ladies and gentlemen, and teams, that's the end of the quiz.

Aw!

APPLAUSE

And I can reveal...

..that this evening's winners by a country mile,

-are Team Miles.

-Yeah!

Well done, lads.

Well done, Miles Jupp.

Well done, El's team, but from Elis, Nicola, Benny, Miles, Eggsy,

Owen, Anthony, and from me, Chris Corcoran, enjoy

the rest of your Christmas and from us all, have a very happy New Year.