Episode 2 The Revolution Will Be Televised

This programme contains some strong language and adult humour

-How would you like to work in Saudi Arabia?

-Doing what?

Anything you want, really, like cooking, cleaning, stuff like that.

It's employment for life. We call it "wife".

In certain regions of the Middle East there's a glass ceiling effect,

as women rarely progress beyond certain levels in society.

In Saudi Arabia, women are banned from driving and can only

attend school or travel abroad with the permission of a male guardian.

In Afghanistan, women have been sent to jail for moral crimes,

such as leaving their husbands, or sex outside marriage.

While Iran has decided that it's best if women aren't allowed

to stand for President.

Oh, hello, I've come to install a glass ceiling.

-Is that for...?

-Yeah, for the roof.

-I've just been told to drop this upstairs.

-OK.

Hi, mate. Just supposed to install this in the roof.

-It's the glass ceiling.

-Up, up?

No, the first floor.

Maybe in the kitchen.

They said that's where most of the women were,

and I should install it above the kitchen. Where's that?

Or the shed where they're kept overnight.

So you want this installed in the next one round the corner?

OK, we'll give that a go. Thanks, guys. Thanks.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-I'm not sure where...

Obviously, she needs to stay on the first floor,

so it's to protect the women from their aspirations.

This is fine, because this is probably above this floor, because

she works in there, so it'll probably be above here, so she can't get up.

I'll go in next door.

You ask. I mean, if you can't... Yeah. You go and ask.

If you can't find anyone to blame,

then we'll just have her flogged, it's fine.

Well, really, what you want to do is put it in the floor here,

because you'd never get a woman on this floor.

Sorry, what? Sorry, why is she talking to me?

This is the Afghan Embassy. I'll speak to my boss.

In the meantime, I need to get some stress out.

I'm going to head butt my wife and then,

I'll come back in an hour. OK?

Can I get a BBC OMGWTF?

That's one of those BBC WMG whatever...

Oh, my God.

-BBC...?

-OM...

-OMG!

-BBC OM...

-G.

-G.

-WTMF.

-What is it?

-F.

-F.

-What the...

-OK!

OMG! I am Zam Smith

and I'm here in Leicester Square for the premiere of The Lone Ranger.

It's bonjour, it's bonsoir.

I don't really know what's happening.

Look at this massive thing over here!

It's just totally amazing!

-How does it feel to be in London?

-Yah, it feels nice, feels great.

What has it been like working on The Lone Ranger?

It must have been OMG.

It was amazing. It was OMG.

And I enjoyed it.

Johnny Depp, how fit is he?

He is a fit man.

-He is totally hot, right?

-He is totally hot.

-Lone Ranger or Zorro?

-Well, Lone Ranger.

But seriously, is Julian Assange a hero?

Yeah, he's pretty good. He's pretty badass.

Assange, the WikiLeaks guy?

-That guy, yeah.

-I don't know.

-Israel or Palestine?

-Well, Israel.

-There's whistle-blowing all over the place, isn't there?

-Yeah, yeah.

-Is that an exclusive?

-No.

Payment protection insurance is designed to cover borrowers'

loan repayments if they fall ill or lose their jobs.

Very thoughtful of the banks to sell people this service, except

that a considerable number of the people they sold it to didn't

want it, need it or weren't even eligible for it.

It's shaping up to be the largest mis-selling scandal in UK history,

with the banks having to put aside over

£13 billion to pay compensation.

Hello, guys. Where do you work? Do you work round the corner?

-Do you work round here?

-NatWest.

-In NatWest?

-Yeah.

OK, it's 20p per ice cream. Hand over the cash.

Hey, PP Ice Cream. Do you want some?

Ah, I think all of Lloyds want some.

Amazing. Bring Lloyds out.

I'll charge you a little extra for ice cream insurance.

-Why?

-Well, you might spill it on your dress.

80p, OK? I'll keep the extra 20p for your ice cream insurance.

-We don't want the insurance. No.

-Well, you know.

That's not very good technical selling.

I know, but it makes us a lot of money.

-Really?

-Yeah. You must be a banker.

-Yeah.

-Who do you work for?

-RBS.

RBS? Do you want ice cream insurance?

-No.

-Do you need ice cream insurance?

-No.

-Well, you've qualified for ice cream insurance, so give me a pound.

-Are you really?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

It's ice cream with insurance.

-I work for the biggest bank here.

-Yeah.

-Just over there.

-You know, RBS, RBS, NatWest.

-Yeah.

-I know.

But I need the card to cover you in case of any

accidents that might happen.

You know, I can put you through to my line manager, yeah?

Hold the line.

HUMS TUNE

We'll just put you on hold for a second.

HE HUMS TUNE

Look around your high street and it's odds on you'll see

betting shops hitting the jackpot.

They're popping up everywhere, but especially in poorer areas.

You could see this as a bit of a gamble, until you learn that

in areas with high unemployment levels, people gamble four times

more than in areas with a bit more dosh.

So, is this a case of exploitation? Would you bet against it?

No, I know. I just got here. Yeah, poor people everywhere.

I know they make the best clients, I know they do.

Yeah, so, lads, if you can just get it up here.

What we're going to do is we're going to re-brand it,

so it looks a bit more honest.

That's great, yeah. Really good, nice one.

High up as you can. Yeah, OK, good. Yeah, that's fine.

Looking really nice, actually. That's really good, yeah.

Great, yeah, we'll get the next one up.

Yeah, that's great. Up, up. Great work.

Yeah, that's good, guys. I like that, that's fine.

Well, what we've done is just an honest re-brand with the customers.

Coral, Immoral.

Do you need me any more? There's a wishing well down the road.

I was going to go and throw my life savings into it and hope I won something.

No, it's fine. You go and do that.

-So, what have we really gone for here?

-Just the Broke Lads re-brand.

Hello, mate, yeah, hi. It's an honest re-brand.

So, what we're saying is if you bet at Paddy's Power,

-Paddy's going to get poorer, if you see what I'm saying.

-Yeah, yeah.

-That's good.

Where do you want it? Glass ceiling.

It's like a preventative measure

to stop women getting above the first floor.

Cos they're getting degrees and stuff now

and they're getting ideas above their station, so...

OK.

This will stop them getting up. It's for your own security.

You know, you don't want to be out of a job, you know?

Oh, my God! What are you doing here?

This is why you need to install this, you see.

This is the situation you've got.

She's escaped to the first floor.

You deal with that situation.

My friend will install this later, OK?

-They'll be back in about ten minutes.

-OK.

All right, guys.

'I'm Ewan Jeffries, Labour campaigner.

'I'm travelling all over the country to meet the people.

'You know, I listen when they say they want change,

'when they say they want a Labour government.

'So in 2015,

'I'm going to run for Parliament and this is my journey to Westminster.

'My name's Ewan Jeffries, man of the people, Labour's last hope.

'Today I'm attending a Labour Party gathering in the hope

'I'll finally get to meet our leader, Ed Miliband.

'He's been getting a lot of flak of late,

'so I hope to lift his spirits with a special gift.'

You know, in politics, it's about what you know, not who you know.

Um, no, that's the wrong way around.

It's about who you know, not what you know.

-Can you get me in?

-Ha-ha, sure.

OK, great. Is this all right? I'm coming with you.

-You can't come with me.

-You've got a plus one, don't you?

I'm going to be running in 2015.

-I just wanted to have your blessing as well.

-OK.

-John, you're late. It's in here.

-I'm late?

I'm Ewan Jeffries. Lovely to see you.

-Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.

-No problem.

-How are you?

-He's your closest friend.

Hey, Norman, come here. Have you heard the rumour about John?

-He was just talking about you.

-Oh, no.

Saying what a terrible philanderer you are.

Adam, hi. Ewan Jeffries, I'll be running in 2015

and I could do with your backing on Sky.

-I know you're a powerful man.

-Who are you running for?

I'll be, I'll be the new Prime Minister.

Lovely to see you, Ed. Fantastic job you're doing.

-Thank you.

-Just wanted to say I'll be running in 2015.

I just wanted to say, fantastic job you're doing for the Conservative Party.

'I didn't get to meet Labour leader Ed Miliband

'at the party and present him with my gift.'

I don't think they've got me on the list, but we'll see.

'But our paths did cross a little later on and I was heartened

'to see that the press were on hand to document this historical

'and momentous occasion.'

Mr Miliband, is it a good idea to kick your biggest donor into...

..How to Make Friends and Influence People...

Ewan Jeffries, I'm going to be standing with Mr Miliband,

and I'd just like to say, Ed, it's not going so well now,

but it's going to go great later. Fantastic work, guys.

Ed, listen, How to Win Friends And Influence People, Ed.

It's a little book, from me to you.

A little bit of help for me to give you.

Ed, come on, let's talk.

When you see a horse, your first thought probably isn't, "Mm, tasty."

But earlier this year a number of the nation's top supermarkets

got into trouble for selling beef products which contained horse meat.

The Food Standards Agency's response to the crisis led to it being

condemned as not fit for purpose.

So in future, can we really be sure

we're being sold what's written on the label?

Like to try a free sample of Meat Randoms?

-What's Meat Randoms?

-Well, we don't really know.

-Oh, there's no pork in there.

-So little pork, it's almost kosher.

Mmm, that is rat.

Well, it could be rat, it could be cat, it could be badger.

If you like to live on the edge, not know whether you're eating

chicken, rat or dog, then these could potentially be for you.

That's just disgusting and wrong. That's grim.

Would you like to try one? What were you getting?

Were you getting any rat, any cat, any dog?

-Not really?

-Just meat things.

That's exactly what they are. Meat things.

Hello, madam, like to try a new product?

It's called Mystery Meat.

Never really know what you're going to get.

I mean, we believe that fast foods should be made out of fast animals.

So, this is exclusively horse, fox and leopard.

-Are you serious?

-Yeah.

-Any owl in there?

-Any owl? Do you like owl?

We're from Mystery Meats. It's the Meat Randoms product.

This is the full fat version and this is the diet version.

What is it you're supposed to be doing?

We're basically just trying to get a licence,

because obviously you allowed horse meat through, so what

we're saying is, if you allow horse through, why not rat, why not cat?

Every piece is a different animal.

Why are you so squeamish?

You work at the Food Standards Agency.

There's been horse on the menu for years.

Since May 2008,

Boris Johnson has had a full-time job as Mayor of London.

On top of his six-figure salary for his mayoral duties, he also

managed to bring in just under £900,000 in freelance earnings.

He's got a column with The Telegraph

and he found time to pen a little book about Winston Churchill.

So, I've come down here to present him

with this award for being the hardest working man in showbiz.

Boris, can I give you this award for all your hard work?

Thank you very much.

Do you plan to move into politics after the whole showbiz thing?

-Let's not do this.

-Thank you.

-How do you find time for hobbies like running the capital?

-Thank you very much.

I don't need to tell anybody here that we're approaching

crucial elections next year,

or indeed, of course, that it is less than two years

until the next general election.

As we move forward, every single one of us,

every Liberal Democrat, will have to make a choice.

Our party is at a very real fork in the road,

with very real consequences, depending on which way we turn.

One way embraces the future, where the Liberal Democrats seek to become

a firm party of government, striving to govern at every level.

The other clings to our past, limiting our ambitions

and our prospects, consigning ourselves to be the third party for

ever, turning away from the millions of people we have promised to serve.

BBC, erm...

OMG. I am here at the most incredible book launch

of the one, the only, Katie Price, AKA Jordan!

It's going to be amazing.

So, Katie, what is a book?

You tell me, what is a book?

It's made of paper and you've just gotta read the...

read between the lines.

How are you going to make reading cool?

Well, it must be cool, because I've been doing it for ten years now.

How is a book different from TV?

I think with a book... like, when it's TV,

you have to wait the following week to see what's coming up.

With a book, you can pick it up and put it down whenever you like.

-You can read it.

-Exactly, and read it.

You can, like, put it wherever you want.

-In your handbag.

-In the bath.

You can read in the bath.

-On your chair.

-Or the chair.

On a table.

-Bit uncomfortable.

-Ooh!

If you want to get rid of a book, can you just burn it?

Of course, it's made of paper, put it in the wood burner.

-Is that an exclusive?

-An exclusive.

In 2010, the British public was treated to its first

coalition government since the end of the Second World War, an unequal

coming together of David Cameron's Conservative Party, who have

pretty much most of the power, and that other party with Nick Clegg.

It can be a historic and seismic shift in our political landscape.

Three years into the coalition and we're following two of its

lesser known MPs, Conservative James Twottington-Burbage

and Liberal Democrat Barnaby Plankton, as they begin to feel

the strain of this political union's uncertain future.

-Hello.

-Hello.

Today, James and Barnaby are in Brussels.

They're visiting the European Union, a collective of 28 countries

who create laws and legislation for Europe.

Oh, I love the smell of bureaucracy in the morning.

Shut up, Barney.

Great Britain is part of the EU, but with a growing number of

Conservative MPs, including James, wanting to leave,

and with the Liberal Democrats keen to remain, there's tension

within the coalition government.

-Hello, Chris.

-Hola, bonjour.

-Welcome to the European Parliament.

-So excited.

'In an attempt to soothe these problems,

'Barnaby plans to show James

'what a valuable institution the EU is.'

I remember when it was a good, solid group of countries.

We were doing the right thing

and weren't spending frivolous money on things like art or whatever.

-FOLK MUSIC PLAYS

-Look at this.

This makes the whole thing a bloody mockery. Look at it.

Can you ever imagine this in Westminster?

And this doesn't embarrass you at all?

Very good, very good.

I'm just trying to picture

what Maggie would make of all of this

and, I have to say, I think she would bloomin' well hate it.

'It appears Barnaby's well-laid plans have been for nothing,

'that is until the conversation turns

'to James' favourite subject - money.'

So these MEPs, how much do they get paid?

They get 7,000-something euros a month.

There you go.

That's more than an MP gets.

What about the, you know...

What about the expenses? What can you get?

-MEPs have to travel a lot...

-They do, yeah.

They're representing at European level and representing their local constituents.

Liking this place more and more, I've got to say.

I think it's got an interesting... Interesting twist.

'With his interest piqued,

'James jumps at the chance to meet UKIP MEP Derek Clark,

'who recently had to repay £31,000

'for expenses claimed in error.

'Whilst it was an honest mistake,

'surely nobody would raise an eyebrow

'if he claimed for a few well-earned refreshments.'

Here you go, chaps.

-Thought I'd get you a coffee, Derek.

-Thank you very much.

That'll be...

10.65.

Is that all right?

If I was hosting you, I would have gone and got my coffee myself.

-Can't you just help us out here?

-You've got money.

-I mean, obviously...

-Come on, can't you really help us out?

-Just a little bit? 10.65.

-You don't need helping out.

-Well, could you just give me a tenner then?

-No.

Come on, a tenner. Fiver?

You can pay for that on your daddy's credit card,

which I know very well that you have in your pocket.

The coalition government says a spare room

is a benefit council tenants should no longer receive.

So if they have one spare room

they'll see their housing benefit cut by 14%.

If they can't afford this bedroom tax, then they may have to move out.

I'm in the London borough of Westminster

where one taxpayer-funded family has loads of spare rooms

but they're not going to be downsizing any time soon.

Can I just let you know about a woman in the local area?

This woman isn't paying her bedroom tax.

-She's got 700 spare rooms.

-What?

-700?

-Yeah.

A woman who has seven...

700 spare bedrooms.

I'm just kind of letting the local people know.

-Are you being actually deadly serious?

-Yeah.

-Where does she live?

-Just round the corner.

-And I can't even get a flat.

And her husband's a racist.

The grandson keeps exposing himself in public and he's ginger.

It's disgusting.

She's got these dogs, they shit everywhere.

You don't know about this woman? She lives locally, down there.

-She has loads of parties in the place the whole time.

-Where?

-It's just down the road.

If you go there, there are loads of police outside for your own protection.

-OK.

-It's Buckingham Palace.

# She's a killer queen

# Gunpowder, gelatine

# Dynamite with a laser beam

# Guaranteed to blow your mind

# Any time

# Ooh, recommended at the price

# Insatiable an appetite

# Wanna try? #

Last time we talked, you talked about the hurt.

Has the hurt healed? Has it vanished?

-Do you...

-Of course.

Well, the truth is that, these things,

you can never erase them from memory or history.

It's not right to pretend that.

But you're... We are brother...

Not you and I, Ed and I are brothers for life.

That's not something... That's something that you value

and that you nurture, whatever the difficulty of the circumstance.

And that relationship is healing a bit, do you think?

-Of course.

-It is.

-And the important thing, though,

is that we've got to...

never lead our lives

by looking in the rear-view mirror.

David Miliband, thank you very much.

Thank you very much.

Welcome to Inside The Story.

I'm Dale Maily, fearless hetero-journalist

who's not afraid to be unafraid.

I deliver fair, impartial news,

as it happens, wherever it happens,

telling you the right way to think.

Hello, I'm Dale Maily, and welcome to Inside The Story.

If we're to believe the hype,

then there's a copy of 50 Shades Of Grey

on every bookshelf in the country,

and this mainstream perversion

is twisting the minds of our nation

and creating grotesque, sinful, sexually obsessed sickos.

I've come to the NEC in Birmingham

to find out just how bad it's really got.

I'm here by the catwalk.

It's a bit like the Generation Game's conveyor belt

except there's no cuddly toys here.

Just whores.

Many of these women probably have chlamydia,

which prevents pregnancy - which is probably for the best.

When did we go from a nation of people

who understood that we just had to do our duty, our marital duty,

and think of the Queen, to a nation of sex-mad perverts?

Part of the marital duty is making your partner come.

What do you mean "come"?

Orgasm. Reach climax.

What, for a woman?

Cocks everywhere, cocks over there, more cocks.

Oh, that looks quite nice. What's that?

Did it scare you initially, the idea of selling vaginas?

You don't like vaginas?

Well, this is for something that you'd use to oil your car

or something like that?

No, no, no, it's something you'd use to oil your cock.

-Why would you do that?

-It's a lubricant.

-Why would you do that?

-It's a lubricant.

-But why?

-If it's dry, it makes it slippery.

You put a lot of lubricant on it and you sit over this.

-When did the devil take over your mind?

-Huh?

What you realise

is that women are being treated like third-class citizens here,

when, in fact, they're second-class citizens.

And how long does it take you to get into a costume like that?

You know, a few seconds, you know. A minute or something.

And how long does it take you to wash off that dirty sense of shame?

Ooh, that really does... That really does kick, doesn't it?

But this could be quite a useful device.

If a husband was with the wife and she hadn't done the washing up

and just to put her in her place and make sure she did it next time.

-Isn't that right?

-Absolutely not. Put that down.

That's Sharon's, and she wanted a harness made

specifically to take that.

'To get even deeper inside this story, I make the brave decision

'to get up close and personal with the depraved items on sale here.'

Do you think I could keep this one or...?

-Yeah, I think suits you.

-Fantastic.

I'm now putting some wrist restrains onto you.

This is what is seen in the evil book 50 Shades Of Grey, correct?

This is exactly the sort of thing in 50 Shades of Grey.

So, red, that means fisting.

Yellow is water sports. If I put this harness on you...

Which would never happen, that would never happen.

Excellent.

This is Dale Maily, getting inside the story.

You knew where you stood with the old NHS.

It did health care - just health care.

But with several private companies like Serco and Care UK

entering the market and taking over parts of the NHS,

and Virgin running a new sexual health care service

in Milton Keynes,

let's hope there's no mix-up with their other commercial interests.

Hi, sir, when did you last have a sexual health check-up?

Sir, in the name of private health care.

Yeah, we're from PNHIS,

the Private National Health Service.

We work for a number of private health-care companies,

-including Virgin.

-Do you like the NHS?

-No. It's shit.

-Well, you'll love PNHIS.

If you get herpes we'll just send you into space.

-How wide is your broadband?

-It's a good girth.

-Got a good girth.

We can get you an all-inclusive bundle package

which means you get free calls, free broadband and...

Free herpes cream.

So if you do a sexual-health check with us,

every three checks

Richard Branson will check your balls himself for lesions.

Have you got health care?

Not private health care, no.

But, listen, you're already at the gym with Virgin.

You might be on your phone with Virgin, right?

And soon you could be checking if you've got chlamydia with Virgin.

Would you like an amazing text bundle

as well as to be completely chlamydia-free?

Sorry, say that again.

Usain Bolt is going to do a heart surgery. He's super-fast.

Yeah, I could see that.

We give our Virgin condoms,

-which are flavoured just like our airline food.

-That's right.

Tastes like shit, then?

With the private NHS you can get free broadband,

free fibre optics, a mobile phone deal,

and even be entered into a draw to go into Richard's balloon.

I mean, that is pretty good.

Well, I'm quite happy with the NHS as it is.

It's part of Virgin's new sexual health programme,

VirgiNHS, Virgin NHS, so you can get yourself checked at VirgiNHS,

through the PNHIS scheme.

-For once, James.

-You're absolutely bloody right, it's embarrassing...

'Having incurred some expenses for his coffee earlier,

'James is now trying to make use

'of the generous MEP expenses allowance to claim it back.'

Where do I hand this in?

-Ou est-ce que je peux...

-My expenses.

Where's the room full of gold?

One MEP said there was one down there.

-Come on, be serious!

-I am being serious. Come on, help me out.

What would you like to have paid back?

Well, I had a coffee over there with an MEP and he just ran away.

-HE LAUGHS

-I already give too much to this place in terms of art.

I pay for the art and I pay for everything else.

-That is your... It was unlucky. Yes, thank you.

-It's not unlucky.

You came to the wrong MEP, yeah?

You've got enough money in Germany. Come on.

You're not even trying, Barney.

If this was you, I'd try for you, wouldn't I?

-Would you?

-Of course I would.

'Back in the UK,

'James is determined to claim what he feels is owed to him,

'and if there's one person who should be able to help,

'it's Nigel Farage, the leader of UKIP,

'who once boasted about charging over £2 million in expenses

'during his time as an MEP.'

Nigel, just got a little thing.

Came back from the EU the other day,

saw Derek over there, and, you know,

we had a lovely coffee together and everything.

But he saw of ran away

without sort of sorting me out, as it were,

so he sort of left me this

and I said I'd come and see you and sort it out.

Have you got 10.65?

You can just sort me out.

No. No, no.

I don't... I don't get involved with money at all.

No, no. But, I mean, it's just, you know... Just 10.65.

It's just a matter of principle, Nigel.

It had nothing to do with me.

Yeah, but what I'm saying is, you know, he said,

if you speak to Nigel, he'll just be able to sort it out.

-It's just a tenner.

-What's it got to do with me?

Well, it's only just because he's one of your boys, right?

And I went and had a lovely meeting with him

and we were talking about, you know,

becoming a member of the party or whatever,

and it's 10-bloody-65. And, you know, he just walked out on me.

So I thought maybe we could just sort if out now.

-No, no.

-You sure?

-No, absolutely. I'm not going to get involved.

-10.10?

-I don't care whether it was ten cents.

-I'm not getting involved at all.

-Well, can we haggle?

You know, like maybe seven quid or something like that?

-Have you got a tenner?

-No.

-Just, you know, seven quid?

Hang on, hang on. I'm not getting involved in this, all right? I'm not.

It's nothing to do with me.

Yeah, but I mean at the end of the day, he's your boy, isn't he?

I mean, he's one of your mates and he's one of your boys

and it's only 10.65, you know, come on.

It's just the principle of it.

-Would you sort me out on the tenner?

-What principle?

Well, it's just expenses, isn't it? At the end of the day...

I don't know. What were you doing in Brussels?

We were going over on a fact-finding mission to find out what the hell was going on over there.

-No. I'm not getting involved, honestly.

-OK, well...

-what about a fiver, then?

-I'm not getting involved in it.

-I mean, at the end of the day...

-No. Nothing to do with me.

-OK, fiver?

-No.

-£4.50?

Nothing to do with me.

Let's just haggle. Come on, let's just make a deal.

-There's no haggling.

-Come on, you're a politician, I'm a politician,

let's just make a quick deal and then we'll be done.

There's no deal, it's got fuck-all to do with me.

Come on, it hasn't got fuck-all to do with you at all.

You could give me a cheque for £1,000 and say Derek left you with it. I don't know.

Look, it's the bloody principle of it. He walked out. He walked out on me.

You're quite right, it is the principle.

-If Derek rings me and tells me to pay, then I'll pay it.

-OK, hang on a second. Wait.

Gentleman's agreement. If Derek rings you and tells you...

-I'll pay it.

-You'll pay a tenner.

-Of course.

-10.65?

-Of course.

All right, bloody all right. Have a lovely day. Cheers.

Fucking UKIP.

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# Whoa-oh, Black Betty Bam-a-lam

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