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You see this house here? | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
There. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:18 | |
The bloke that used to live in there, right, | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
kept hearing strange noises coming out of his attic at night. | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
And he'd go to the fridge | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
and find that food was missing from the fridge. | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
So he thought, "I'm just going to go up to the attic and check this out." | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
And he found an entire family of Peruvian panpipe buskers | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
just living up there. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
And he thought, "I'm just going to leave them to it, | 0:00:33 | 0:00:36 | |
"cos they're not really doing me any harm." | 0:00:36 | 0:00:37 | |
And then, a few years later, he thought, | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
"Well, I'll just go up to the attic to check on them. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
"See if they're all right." | 0:00:42 | 0:00:44 | |
And it turned out they'd all died of asbestos poisoning. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
Yeah, he doesn't live there any more. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
He lives in Stroud, cos it's closer to his work. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:57 | |
Loads has happened, hasn't it? | 0:01:02 | 0:01:03 | |
-Loads has happened since you've last been here. -You missed so much. -Er... | 0:01:03 | 0:01:06 | |
-You missed the duck race. -The duck race. | 0:01:06 | 0:01:08 | |
-Vicar fucked that one up, didn't he? -Absolutely fucked it. -Fucking hell. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:12 | |
Kurtan's got a new girlfriend, haven't you? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
Yeah, I have, actually. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:15 | |
Called Sophie Elizabeth Huxley. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
But I call her Soph. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Yeah, and she also lets me call her Soph, as well, doesn't she? | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
Yeah, she does. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:22 | |
Well, I was on Tinder for a bit. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-But I wasn't getting any matches, so... -You didn't get one match. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
-Yeah. -Not one match. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:32 | |
That's only cos no-one round here is on Tinder, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
so, you know, I had to keep setting my radius further and further | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
and further, then the radius got to France. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
And it just got silly by the end. You know. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I can't afford to be going back and forth on the tunnel | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
every other weekend to take some French frog out bowling. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
-No way. -You know... | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
So, then, one evening, I was on Facebook and it popped up, | 0:01:49 | 0:01:53 | |
"People you might know." | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
Yeah, so he messaged every girl on there, saying, | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
"Hey, what is your spirit animal?" | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-Icebreaker. -Icebreaker. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
And then Soph was actually the first one to reply, saying, | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
"Giraffe, what about you?" | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
And I said, "Whatever animal has sex with a giraffe." | 0:02:07 | 0:02:11 | |
-And she found it a laugh. -Yeah. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
A lot of girls don't find that a laugh, though. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Especially if their spirit animal | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-was a hamster or their dead nan. -Yeah. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
I just decided to sack off college altogether, in the end. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
Especially now I got Soph. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
To be honest, didn't really want to go in the first place, | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
but the vicar was just trying to push me into it. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Basically, just trying to live his dream to me. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Anyway, he's latched onto Kerry now. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
And he's leeching the life out of her. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
She can't see how toxic he is. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
So, the trick is to just get the trowel in like that. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
-VOICEOVER: -It's been an interesting few months, actually. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
I've been spending a lot more time with Kerry, which is great. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
She's come on leaps and bounds, with regard to her outlook on life. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Oh, who's been nicking after them runners? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
They're absolutely fucked. Sorry for saying... | 0:02:56 | 0:02:59 | |
Cos I've changed massively since you've been here last. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
Cos I've reformed myself. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Cos I've been hanging out with the vicar and that, | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
and he's sort of taught me the way of the world. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
Like, how to be kind to others | 0:03:09 | 0:03:11 | |
and treat people the way I always want to be treated. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
-This is marvellous. -It's lovely, isn't it? | 0:03:15 | 0:03:18 | |
Some people will always be scared of me, | 0:03:18 | 0:03:19 | |
and I can't change that, no matter how nice I am. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
But there is a balance to be had between being nice and being feared. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
Like, Dr Barnardo, he was just too nice and not feared. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
So he just got overrun by orphans and everyone just took the piss. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
-Yes! -Yes, that's what I'm talking about! | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
-Just a bit less power, now. -Well, exactly. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
If I meet it in the middle, then I'll get there. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
-What's this? -Oh, all right? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
-We're just playing a bit of golf. -Why? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Cos it's fun. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:52 | |
That was mental, though, wasn't it? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
That was very good, indeed. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Kurtan, it's so good to see you! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Vicar, Sophie, Sophie, vicar. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Hi, Sophie, lovely to meet you at last. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:05 | |
It's lovely to meet you, too, Vicar. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:06 | |
So, how are you? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-Good. -Yeah, pretty good. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Probably the best I've been in a long time... | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
-Look at that! Look at that! -That's brilliant. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:15 | |
I'm so happy for you both. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
-Kurtan's all was going on about you, Vicar. -No, is he? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
-That's not... -You know, Kurtan, you can pop in any time | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
to see me for a cup of tea and a catch-up. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
-Don't really like tea. -Well, just a catch up, then. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:29 | |
Don't really like catching up. It's not my thing. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
Well, I'm running Secret Cinema Club on Thursday, | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
if you two wanted to come. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-We're doing Grease. It should be fun. -Oh, I love Grease. -Oh, so do I. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
That's my favourite... Yeah, we'd love to. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
Oh, would you? That would be great. Well, you should definitely come. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-Yeah, we will. -Yeah, fine. Whatever. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
-Great! -All right. Yeah. -So nice to meet you. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
And you, Sophie. That's great. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
But if you want to pop in before then, Kurtan, you know where I am. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
-Sticking your nose in everyone's business. -But he seems really nice! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
Yeah, cos he's a sociopath. That's what they all want you to think. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
It's all just an act. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:04 | |
I just watched this video | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
of this girl doing a random act of kindness on YouTube. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
She basically paid for this old man's shopping at the till. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
And this old man was, like, about 90 years old. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
And he's so fucking old, like, you could see through his skin. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
And he just starts bawling his eyes out. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
He's like, "You're fucking joking me, this ain't fucking real life." | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
I just thought, I want to make someone feel like that. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Cos that's...I really... That's what I want to do. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
What? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
What? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:40 | |
As a random act of kindness. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:45 | |
As a random act of kindness. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
I don't know what she's talking about. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:01 | |
Cos I do wipe my arse properly. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
OK? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:05 | |
No, listen. | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Right, if I turn my phone off, right, Soph, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
that means I don't want to talk to anyone. Not just you. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
Yeah, I just want a bit of Kurtan time. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
You know. What's wrong with that? | 0:06:22 | 0:06:24 | |
Ugh! Yeah, OK, fine, then. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Whatever. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
Yeah. Bye. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
Fucking hell. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
Can't believe that. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
So I turned my phone off, right, for literally, like, two days. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
She's going absolutely mental about it. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Going, "Oh, I thought you were dead. I was going to call the police." | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
I'm not dead. Just can't be arsed to text her sometimes. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
You know. Is that such a crime? | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
Problem is, when we first started dating, I set the bar too high. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
Cos I was just texting her the whole time, | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
but that was because I wanted to reel her in. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
But now the fish is in the net, | 0:06:58 | 0:06:59 | |
I ain't going to keep throwing worms at it. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:01 | |
Cos that's a waste of worms. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
You know, correct me if I'm wrong, | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
but four texts a day is complete madness. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
No-one can keep up with that. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Not even Giffgaff. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:11 | |
So, Slugs updated his Facebook status this morning, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
saying how his PlayStation broke and how gutted he was, and that. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:21 | |
So I thought I'd do my very own random act of kindness for him. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
Because perhaps I have been quite harsh to him in the past. You know. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:29 | |
I mean, he's not that annoying, it's just, | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
he just needs to learn not to breathe out of his mouth. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Cos that just winds everyone up. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
SHE MOUTHS | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
Hello! | 0:07:43 | 0:07:45 | |
Oh. Erm... | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
Sorry, is Slugs in? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Michael. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
Me and Michael have been going out for nearly a year. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
It's going well. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
Really well. | 0:07:56 | 0:07:57 | |
-Hello. -Hi. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:03 | |
So, I heard your PlayStation broke. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
-Yeah. -It's really sad. -Sucks, man. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
Really sucks. But I've got a little surprise for you. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
Because I know how harsh life has been to you. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:14 | |
Cos it has been really harsh, you know, | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
and you deserve happiness just as much as the next man, don't you? | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Which is why, as a random act of kindness, I am giving you | 0:08:21 | 0:08:25 | |
my PlayStation. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
Thanks. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
Hello. You happy with that? Yeah? | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
-Yeah? -Yeah. -Yeah? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-Yeah, thanks. -Yeah. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Hello. Oh... | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Sorry, Slugs... | 0:09:06 | 0:09:07 | |
Can I speak to Slugs, please? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Michael? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:11 | |
Is he coming? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
-He is? -Yeah. -He is coming? Right. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
OK. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:33 | |
Hello. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:38 | |
Hello. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:41 | |
All right, so... | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
-Is there a problem here? -With what? | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
Well, just - I've just given you a PlayStation | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
and it just doesn't feel like you're that grateful for it. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
-I am. -You are? -Yeah. -Really? Because it doesn't really feel like that. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-That's the thing. At all. -It's a PS3. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Yeah. Because... I get... | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
That's way I've given you my PS3, because it was broke, | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
-that's the whole point of this whole thing. -No... | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
My PS4 is broken. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
My PS3 is in the garage. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
Oh... I just... I'll just have it back. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
Sorry, Kayleigh, can you just pass me my PlayStation back? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
That would be absolutely great. Thank you very much. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-Can I keep the controllers? -No, you can't keep the controllers, | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
because, you know, it was a whole thing... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
-That's the whole point in... -Can I go now? | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
I was going to give it to you... Yeah, whatever. Fine. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Just eat your toast and breathe at the same time, | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
like you usually do, because that is disgusting, | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
and, you know, you have no manners. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Fine. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
The fact is, you did something nice for someone. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Am I doing something nice for someone? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
Because it doesn't really feel like it, | 0:10:44 | 0:10:46 | |
because I'm not getting great feedback from it. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:48 | |
But, but, Kerry, look, doing kind gestures for people | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
is not about getting recognition, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
it's about doing kind things selflessly. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
-I am doing kind things selfishly. -No - selflessly. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
What does...selflessly mean? | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
Well, it means you don't need people to be grateful | 0:11:03 | 0:11:07 | |
for the kind things you do - | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
you do it anyway, because it's the right thing to do. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
Right... | 0:11:15 | 0:11:17 | |
So, like, when you're at Tesco's, using the self-service checkouts, | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
and the machine gives you your change, | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
and it says, "Please take your change," | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
and you say, "Thank you," | 0:11:25 | 0:11:26 | |
and you know it can't hear you say thank you, because it's a robot, | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
but you say thank you anyway, because it's the nice thing to do... | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
-Um... Yes, well, sort of. -Yeah. -Yep. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
I get it. I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
Cheers, thanks for that, Vics. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:42 | |
-No problem. -Thank you. -Thank you, Kerry, bye. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
DOOR SHUTS | 0:11:47 | 0:11:48 | |
There will be £4, please. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
There we go. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:02 | |
Talking to the vicar really helped, | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
so, I decided, as a random act of kindness, | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
I'm going to do security for him at his Grease cinema night. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
All right Kate, you're all good. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:14 | |
If you'd like to go on through, just up and on the right, OK? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
-Kerry, what are you doing? -Checking for knives and shit. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
I really don't think that's necessary. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
It is, if my enemies know I'm here. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
I was at midnight Mass one year, right, | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
someone got tipped off I was there, as I was coming out the church, | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
somebody tried to shoot me with a crossbow. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
OK, Kerry. Right. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
-Sorry. Just the one ticket...? -Oh, another thing. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Just to let you know, | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
I changed all the light bulbs in the toilet to UV, | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
so if we get any smackheads in tonight, | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
they won't be able to see their veins when they're shooting up. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Super. Right, um... | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Just... Sorry about that. Just the one ticket? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
All right? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-What are you wearing? -What? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Why are you not dressed up? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
-I thought you were joking. -No. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
That's the whole point of Grease cinema night - | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
you dress up as, like, the people from the film. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Well, I haven't seen the film, have I? | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
That's why I came here - to watch the fucking film | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
-like a normal human being. -All right! Just go inside, then. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Oh, my God, is that Slugs? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
What is Kayleigh wearing?! | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
She looks great. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
She can't walk in those shoes! Fucking 'ell. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-Bambi on ice. -She looks good. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:25 | |
-Hey, guys. -How you doing? -Doing good. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:30 | |
-All right, Kurtan? -Yeah. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
Good. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
'50s ROCK AND ROLL PLAYS | 0:13:37 | 0:13:39 | |
All right? Am I glad to see you. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Why? | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
This - it's shit, innit? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:08 | |
-What? -This, this whole... It's embarrassing. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:12 | |
-What, the party? -Yeah. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
Don't know what party you're at, this one's bangin', mate. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:17 | |
Look at everyone, look at them. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
-You ain't dressed up. -You ain't dressed up. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
Yeah, I am. I'm security. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
You look like Andy Fordham. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
Who's that? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:27 | |
Fat darts player, basically. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
Well, I don't care, because I'm enjoying myself. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
I do miss spending time with Kurtan, actually. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
I suppose that's a bit selfish of me, really, | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
because he's got his own life to live, but... | 0:14:39 | 0:14:42 | |
You know, it's just so good to see him so happy with Sophie. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:46 | |
SLOW DANCE NUMBER PLAYS | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
I don't even know why you getting so upset. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
I di... | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
I've made an effort by coming here tonight. I didn't want to come. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
Do you understand that? But I still did. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
-You don't give a shit about me. -Oh... | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
I make such an effort, and now you don't give a shit. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
When I look at Slugs and Kayleigh, I think that's all that I want. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:21 | |
-SCOFFS: -That is insane. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
It's not - he was dancing, he was making an effort. | 0:15:24 | 0:15:26 | |
-Yeah, like a fucking boo-bah. -And you still haven't let me know | 0:15:26 | 0:15:29 | |
-if you're coming to my parents barbecue on Sunday. -Oh... | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
I've asked you like three times... | 0:15:31 | 0:15:32 | |
Hey, hey, hey! This is Mr Belding. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
What have I told you kids about loitering in the corridors? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Sorry, mate, who are you? | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Ian. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Ian, right, I'm just having a very serious chat | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
with my girlfriend right here, | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
and what you've just done is really inappropriate, mate, all right? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
Sorry, mate. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
Fuck! | 0:15:50 | 0:15:52 | |
Do you not wanna be with me? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Mr Belding, that...that's Saved By The Bell, that's not Grease. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:01 | |
He's got that totally wrong. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
Sorry... | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
What did you say? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
Fucking prick. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:10 | |
Oh, fuck. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 0:16:16 | 0:16:17 | |
Mr Belding! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
Pfft. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:27 | |
He's... He's gonna be embarrassed about that in the morning. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Sophie dumped Kurtan last night, so he's in a bit of a state. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
I had to wheel him here from his house in an Asda trolley, | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
cos he was just too heartbroken to move. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
It's a shame, cos I'd just finished writing my best man speech. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:53 | |
But... | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
When I first saw Sophie | 0:16:59 | 0:17:00 | |
I thought, "Wow, Kurtan's really punching above his weight, | 0:17:00 | 0:17:03 | |
"he'll never be able to hang on to her" - | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
but he has, and I've never seen him happier. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
You all right? | 0:17:30 | 0:17:31 | |
Kurtan? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:35 | |
Kurtan, mate? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Yeah, I just... | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
Oh, I just need to sort my shit out. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Try and fix things. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Yeah, it is hard seeing Kurtan like this, | 0:17:50 | 0:17:53 | |
but when someone's down, there's nothing better | 0:17:53 | 0:17:55 | |
than a little random act of kindness - | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
and I know exactly how to fix things. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
Sometimes you don't know what you got until you ain't got it any more. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
-KNOCK AT DOOR -Hello? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:10 | |
Like Blockbusters. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
I just took 'em for granted - and then, one day, gone... | 0:18:14 | 0:18:17 | |
..and you spend ages trying to figure out what went wrong, | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
and then you realise it was your fault all along. | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
It's all right, Kurtan. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:25 | |
Not Blockbusters, that... that was online piracy, | 0:18:25 | 0:18:29 | |
and lack of vision upstairs, in the boardroom. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:33 | |
It's just like... | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
..after not going to Swindon College and that, | 0:18:35 | 0:18:40 | |
when I ducked out, I just thought that I'd let you down. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:44 | |
Of course you didn't. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Is... | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
Is that why you've not been coming to see me? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
-Yeah. -Oh, Kurtan. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Well...that, and... | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
..the cress that we sowed together in the village hall kitchen, | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
I've actually been having nightmares about it, | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
because I haven't watered it in so long, | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
and in my dreams, the cress is so thirsty, | 0:19:10 | 0:19:14 | |
it's dying like a starving dog, | 0:19:14 | 0:19:15 | |
and it's going, "Kurtan just left me to die." | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Kurtan, don't... Don't worry, it's fine. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
-I've been watering it. -Yeah? -Yes. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
-Really? -Yes. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Oh... | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
That's... | 0:19:28 | 0:19:29 | |
-That's amazing. -I'm sorry you've been worrying so much about it. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:35 | |
-I really am. -It's just so stupid, I just know it's so stupid... | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
Oh, you mustn't feel stupid. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
I wish you'd come and told me all this earlier. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
Yeah, just had a great chat with the vicar, and honestly, | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
it feels so much better now that everything is sorted. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
I feel bad for slagging him off, | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
because that was bang out of order... | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
..and for posting a picture of him on that German porn site, but... | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
..I can probably take that down, I think. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
I feel like a prat about the cress, as well, but... | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
You don't need to feel silly about that. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
You don't believe how much stress... | 0:20:09 | 0:20:10 | |
I've been stressing about it so much. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
Yes, it's great having Kurtan back, I've really missed him. Um... | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
..but just between you and me, his cress did die. Um... | 0:20:19 | 0:20:24 | |
..but I don't think he's quite ready to hear that just yet. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
I just think I was in denial about a lot of shit, even Soph, | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
and I was taking it out on the vicar, | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
even though it weren't his fault. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Thinking about it now, me and Soph just weren't right for each other. | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
All right? No, I'm just going round Kerry's house. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
She really wants me to come over. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:52 | |
Yeah, probably be nice to hang out with her again, just us two. | 0:20:52 | 0:20:56 | |
Like the old days, really. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
-All right? -All right? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
-Hi. -All right? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
What are you...doing here? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
-Well, Kerry called me... -I called her. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
Oh, right. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
OK. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
So, the wanna talk? Cos this is just... This is so silly. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
-It is so silly. -Yeah, it's just... | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
It is what it is, though, really. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
So... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:24 | |
-Do you wanna go outside? -Give her a kiss! | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Er... Why? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
What for? | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
I thought you said you wanted to fix things. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
I...don't...remember saying that. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
You did. You told me you wanted to fix things. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
He did. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:43 | |
I did, yeah, but... | 0:21:43 | 0:21:44 | |
..with...with the vicar. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
So, you definitely don't wanna fix things with... | 0:21:54 | 0:21:57 | |
..her? | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
Nah... | 0:21:59 | 0:22:00 | |
Sorry. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:01 | |
Um... | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Yeah. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Probably should go now. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
OK, see ya. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
Sorry, can I just get round you? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
Thanks. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:17 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
I'm so sorry... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:31 | |
..but... | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
..is it all right if you leave my house? | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
It's just I only kind of know you through Kurtan. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Is that OK? | 0:22:44 | 0:22:46 | |
Yeah? | 0:22:46 | 0:22:48 | |
So sorry about that. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
Ooh... | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
-See ya. -Bye. | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
I'm not quite sure what... | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Cos I must have read that completely wrong, there. | 0:23:12 | 0:23:15 | |
It's her own fault, actually... | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Cos she led me down this path. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
You know? | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
I... | 0:23:27 | 0:23:28 | |
She was sort of doing it to me, that's the thing. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
She was going to me, "Oh," you know, "you get us back together." | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
It is not really my fault, is it? | 0:23:36 | 0:23:38 | |
I think she's just living in a dream world. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
She wanted it to go that way, | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
and it just wasn't gonna go that way. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
She even got ME thinking that they'd get back together... | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
..but that's manipula.... manipulative people...do that. | 0:23:51 | 0:23:55 | |
And he's better off without her. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:57 | |
-Am I going first? -Yeah. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:03 | |
-Kurtan, not bad. Bit more power. -Yeah. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Your go, Kerry. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
-Rubbish. -Er, Kurtan, please. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
That wasn't rubbish, that was a good effort. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Ah, see? | 0:24:16 | 0:24:18 | |
-That wasn't much to write home about. -Aah! Hah! | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
-She just kicked it! -No, I didn't. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:23 | |
-Kerry... -I saw you kick it! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
-Just a minute. Kerry... -You can't kick...! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
Kerry, don't be silly, look. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
-Play fair, or you can sit out. -No, honestly, cos... | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
-Come on. -It's... -All right... -Come on. | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
-..I'll just tell him about the cress, then, shall I? -What? | 0:24:32 | 0:24:34 | |
What about the cress? | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Kerry, please. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
-What about the cress? -Nothing, Kurtan. It's fine. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
I'm just gonna take this shot. What about the cress? | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
It's fucking dead, isn't it? | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
Why'd you have to do that, Kerry? | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
Is it my turn? | 0:25:00 | 0:25:01 |