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-My wife'd go fucking nuts for that. Serious? -Yeah, little present. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
My friend's funeral is on Thursday, and the wake is at Whelan's pub. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:13 | |
Do you think you could pull off being Patrick's date? | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Yes. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
I'll create a distraction for you to hide the gun. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:21 | |
One of them's got a boyfriend. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
He doesn't go by the name of Charlie Littlepockets, does he? | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
I'll give you the name... | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
For a grand. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
Shit. | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
You're not pregnant. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:33 | |
Since when have you known this? | 0:00:33 | 0:00:35 | |
The night before last. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:36 | |
-What? -I'm sorry! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:39 | |
Leanne. | 0:00:39 | 0:00:40 | |
Leanne! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
Right. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
Well, this is it. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
The big day. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
T minus zero. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:14 | |
Is that all you're having? | 0:01:17 | 0:01:19 | |
Come on, let me make you something, you need a good breakfast. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-I'm good, thanks. -But you should go out on a full stomach. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
This is no time to avoid trans fats. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Let's go mad and have a sausage sandwich. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
I said I'm good, thank you. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
You are going to be able to do this today, aren't you? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
You know, do it...properly? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
I know this isn't nice. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
None of us wanted this, but the best thing we can do now, | 0:01:42 | 0:01:46 | |
for all of our sakes, including Patrick, | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
is to go ahead today and...give it our all. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:52 | |
I know. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
Good. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
Nice one, mate. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Do you know what? When this is over, you and me, | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
I think we should go to...fucking Cornwall! | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
I'm going upstairs to get into character. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
What's that? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
It's a silencer, you prick. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:46 | |
Yeah, cool. | 0:02:46 | 0:02:47 | |
-BROADCAST: -The mayor's office declined to comment. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
There's been a significant development into the investigation | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
into the death of local schoolboy Gareth Pugh. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
The 68-year-old suspect, arrested on Monday, has been released, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:07 | |
with all charges against him dropped. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Police are now understood to be following an entirely new line of inquiry. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:14 | |
Traffic now, and it looks like it's not a lot of fun on the M32. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
So are you doing the arrest today? | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Gareth Pugh suspect? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:33 | |
Good, good. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
What about you? | 0:03:35 | 0:03:36 | |
Oh, busy. | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
Busy, yeah. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
Yeah, I've got a Renault Scenic being parked illegally | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
for the last three weeks. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
The alarm's started going off now, to add insult to injury. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Got to slap a court order on that mother. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
So where are you doing the arrest, then, just... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Just at his house? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
-School. -Oh, are you? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Good. Jolly good. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Great, well... | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
Good luck with that. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:07 | |
Yeah, thanks. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:08 | |
And good luck with the, um, Renault Scenic. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Yep. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
-Colin? -Hmm? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
You want to come with us? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
What, on the arrest? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Yeah. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
No, I'd just be in the way. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
-You'd be more than welcome, but... -Yeah, OK! Great. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:27 | |
I'm going to get a Crunchie from the vending, do you want anything? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
See you later. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:33 | |
MUSIC: Sour Times by Portishead | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:05:24 | 0:05:25 | |
INDISTINCT CHATTER | 0:05:40 | 0:05:42 | |
-Is that? -Yeah. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
Shh. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:16 | |
Shh! | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
SILENCE FALLS | 0:06:18 | 0:06:19 | |
Dearly beloved. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
We are gathered here today to say farewell to Ian Francis Bullard. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:37 | |
And you'll notice I say "farewell", and not "goodbye". | 0:06:37 | 0:06:42 | |
DOORS RATTLE | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
DRAMATIC ENTRANCE MUSIC | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
MURMURING | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
You'll notice I say "farewell", and not "goodbye". | 0:07:14 | 0:07:18 | |
Because today is not an ending. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
Death is a door through which we each must... | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
Good times. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
Ready? | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Mm-hmm. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
Patrick. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
How's your head, son? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
Willie. Willie! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Patrick! | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
Oh, come here. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
-HE GRUNTS -Hey! | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
Really appreciate you making it down here today, mate. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
That means a lot. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:02 | |
Hey, you're not with this ugly bastard, are you? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
How much is he paying you? | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:09:09 | 0:09:10 | |
I'm joking. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Heart of a fucking lion, this one. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Willie, this is Claire. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
Claire? | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
God bless you both. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
God bless the both of you. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
How long has this been going on? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
BOTH: About three months. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:34 | |
On our first date, we went ten pin bowling. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
-Bowling? -Mmm. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
Hey, Shirl. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
Shirley! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
-Look here. -Oh, long time no see! | 0:09:47 | 0:09:50 | |
Hey, thank you for that bear. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:55 | |
I'm serious, that was fucking beautiful, actually. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
Nah, no worries. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Hey, hold on to him. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
I like a man who can sew, I do. | 0:10:01 | 0:10:03 | |
I won't have him cook, | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
but I think a man should be able to sew a button. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:08 | |
It's ten past, you're late. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
Have you got it, then? | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
BED MECHANISM WHIRS | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
No, no, no, no, no. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
Meat. A dog must have meat, raw meat. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:43 | |
Anything else is going to dull them, isn't it? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Willie? What's up, mate? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
Who the fuck's that? | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
Well, she was at the service. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
Probably some bird he was shagging. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
Keep an eye on her. Keep her away from 'Manda. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
-He'd have done the same for us, wouldn't he? -Yeah. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
All right, mate. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:02 | |
Right. Now, I only know the boy's first name. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:30 | |
-Fuck sake! -It's Patrick. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
-Patrick? -That's the one. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
And they were shagging. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
Patrick, and he lives in Swindon? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
At it like two dogs in a ditch, they were. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
Fuck me, this is going to ruffle a few feathers, isn't it? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:49 | |
Morning, noon and night, like sailors on a bunk bed. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:51 | |
Right. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:54 | |
Me, I absolutely love | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
anything to do with the Tudors. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
Seriously. Films, telly... | 0:11:59 | 0:12:02 | |
books, even. I love it. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-One pack. -All right, Amanda, love? -I'm not being funny, right? | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
But who the fuck is that? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
-Who? -That. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:12 | |
What does she think she fucking looks like? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Did you see her at the service? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
I think she's a cousin of Ian's. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
What fucking cousin? I've never met her. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:20 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
-One pack. -Yeah. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
-Yeah, I'll call you back, mate. -What cousin? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
-'Listen, I've got a name.' -One pack? -I'll call you back in five. | 0:12:26 | 0:12:31 | |
Well, he Irish, isn't he? Cousins coming out of his arsehole. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
Right, well, nice doing business with you, love. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
If you don't mind fucking off, I need to have a piss | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
-in a cardboard bowl. -No can do, I'm afraid. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
See, I'm going to need that grand back. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:46 | |
-What? -The money. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
Give us it back. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Now, hang on, we had a deal. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
No, the people that I work for - they don't really do deals. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:55 | |
Well, you can tell the people you work for | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
to suck my arse. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
Big mistake. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
Nice one, sis. I said he'd try it on, didn't I? | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
Cheeky twat. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
-EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT: -Get me drinks menu! | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Is she fucking looking at me? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
What? | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
I want to see drinks menu. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Uh... I don't think there is a drinks menu. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
There's Fosters, probably wine. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
Make me appletini. | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
-What? -I want appletini. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
Make. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
Pick-up, you twat. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Uh... | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
She wants an appletini. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
Fine. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
How do you make an appletini? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
Just put some shit in a glass. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
SIREN BLARES | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
Last lap. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:40 | |
Come on, ladies. It's not a sponsored walk. | 0:14:40 | 0:14:43 | |
Did you fucking see that? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
What is this? It's disgusting. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
-An appletini...? -This is joke. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
You think I'm whore? | 0:15:21 | 0:15:22 | |
GLASS SMASHES | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Again. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:26 | |
All right, love, I think it's taxi time for someone, don't you? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
I'm sorry, but who the fuck actually are you? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
I am friend of Ian's. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
-What is to you? -What's it to me? | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
I'm his fucking fiance, love. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
I think you should leave. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
I have right to be here. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Ian and I were very close. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
Are you fucking Sandra? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Yes. | 0:16:00 | 0:16:01 | |
Yes, I am Sandra. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
He told me it was over with Sandra. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Darling. | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
With Sandra... | 0:16:14 | 0:16:16 | |
it is never over. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
GASPS | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
So, you can get passionate? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
That's not what Ian told me. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Hello? | 0:16:42 | 0:16:44 | |
Is that you, Willie? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:45 | |
DEEP VOICE: Mh-hm. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
OK, love. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
All the late-night text messages, that was you, wasn't it? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Every one. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
And when he kept saying overnight in Kidderminster, for work? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
I am based just outside kiddie minster. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
-ALL: -Ooof. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
And when he said he was doing a beekeeping course, | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
and we were still getting our honey from Aldi, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
he was with you, wasn't he? | 0:17:35 | 0:17:36 | |
My darling, he couldn't keep away. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
-ALL: -Oooh! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
-You bitch! -Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies! All right, time out. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
All right, mate, mate. Let them sort it, yeah? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
Go on, love, fucking have her! | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
CHEERING | 0:17:51 | 0:17:53 | |
Shit. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:59 | |
William! | 0:17:59 | 0:18:00 | |
I'm watching my programme! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
THEY SHOUT AND CHEER | 0:18:08 | 0:18:10 | |
-Fucking whore! -Ow! -Argh! | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Yeah, Ian said making love to you was like fucking an otter. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
Fuck! | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
Right, that's it, fucking show over. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:37 | |
Fucking silk, that. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:38 | |
-No! -Arrgh! | 0:18:42 | 0:18:43 | |
- Fucking chuck her out. - Get your hands off me. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
-Are you OK? -No! No! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-Come on, out here, now. -No! Ian... -I know, I've heard it before. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
Ian loved me. He loved me like... | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
-Argh! -There's a bag of Hula Hoops for the bus home, now fuck off. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:57 | |
Oh, my God, right, we need to get you to hospital. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:00 | |
-OWN ACCENT: -I'm fine. -Patrick, what are you doing? -People are looking. -I don't care - the baby. -Shh. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:04 | |
-Patrick, leave her alone, mate, you'll catch something. -Come on. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
Come on. | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
-WHISPERS: -I'm not pregnant. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
-What? -Fucking forgotten what he's like, | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
he's like the dog with two fucking dicks, isn't he? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
I'm not pregnant. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
I never was. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
I'm sorry. Just... | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
-go in. -That's it, mate. Come on. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
Come on and have a beer, eh? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
Come on and have a beer. Come on. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:33 | |
You don't want a dead man's sloppy seconds anyway, do you? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:39 | |
Eh? | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
Sorry, Amanda. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
It's not always worth it, son. You'll be scratching your bollocks for a week. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:49 | |
Willie, is that you? | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
-Yes, Mum. -What are you doing coming in and out? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
You're playing hell with my nerves. | 0:19:58 | 0:20:00 | |
All right, calm down, | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
I'm only going to change my bloody shirt. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:03 | |
Mate, you look like shite. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
What are you drinking? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
Um... | 0:20:25 | 0:20:26 | |
-I'll have a whisky. -Fuck me, good lad. He's on the whiskies. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
Good lad. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Charlie Littlepockets. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
It's Patrick. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Fuck sake! | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
I'm sorry, mate. What the fuck's going on there, then? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
You're going to take him for a drive. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Get the knuckles, the cable cutters... | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
..and the glock. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Meet me at the place. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
Give us ten minutes' head start. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
Fucking breaks my heart. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:15 | |
You're a good man, Willie. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:24 | |
Oh, fuck. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
You look like you're carrying the weight of the whole fucking world | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
-on your shoulders, mate. -Oh, Willie. Um... | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
-I was just about to get off, actually. -No, no, no, you've been drinking, I'll give you a lift. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
-Oh, no, no, it's all right. -I insist. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
No. No, no, no, no, no. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Patrick! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
Shit. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
Patrick! Shit! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
Shit! PATRICK! | 0:24:54 | 0:24:58 | |
Ahh! | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
'It's only me, Mrs Whelan. What's that, EastEnders?' | 0:25:01 | 0:25:04 | |
'Oh, it's rubbish, no. I don't watch it.' | 0:25:04 | 0:25:07 | |
-Ohh! -Oh, shit! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
-Oh, fuck's sake! -I'm sorry. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
I'm so sorry! | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
I've just got to pick a few things up for Willie, then I'll be out your hair. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:22 | |
You? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
It's fucking you. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
DOOR UNLOCKS | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 |