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'Never before have so many on-the-spot fines been issued in Britain.

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'We're going to be following the men and women who hand out over

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'?30 million worth of tickets every month...'

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Oops.

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Round here, they are an absolute blight.

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I'm up to 104 now. Wow.

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That is disgusting.

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Just walk away.

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'..for behaviour that's downright dangerous...'

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That was stupid, for these sort of conditions, wasn't it?

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'..simply selfish...'

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Look at the mess you've created in the street.

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How is that our fault?

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'..or just...'

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What is he doing?

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'..well, plain silly.'

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What a doughnut.

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'We'll be revealing the cost of their bad behaviour...'

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?100 fine.

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Pays ?260.

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Ouch.

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'..and how this could affect you.'

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I'll give him a punch.

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Do you want to see me kick off?

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'The police are on it...'

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What the...? Sir!

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'..the parking wardens are on it...'

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They should be thanking us for being here.

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'..and I'm on it.'

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Careful, it's a 30 mile an hour limit here.

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'I'm Dom Littlewood,

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'and I'm on the spot.'

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'This time...'

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We're about 107 at the moment, just to keep up with him.

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'..no, it's not Formula 1, it's the M5.

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'Or should that be M fine?'

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I'm reporting you for the following offence,

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which is speeding on a motorway, exceeding 70mph.

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'We'll see if a night-time nuisance...'

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'Hello, this call is regarding the safety of your home and loved ones.'

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You immediately panic.

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'..gets hit where it hurts.

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'And in Cardiff, they'll need a strong stomach to make

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'the litterers pay the penalty.'

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I love maggots, the smell of maggots.

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They should bottle it.

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Whatever you think of the men and women who hand out these fines,

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it's a job that needs to be done.

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And it's hard to think of someone who issues more on-the-spot fines

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than a busy traffic cop.

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Why have you got your phone between your lap?

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You've got a headlight out here as well.

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I'm not having it, you don't do it.

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Today, I'm in Gloucestershire, with PC Shelley Holloway

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and PC Ollie Buxton...

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Dodgy drivers beware!

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They're armed with the power to hit you with a fixed penalty at the

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roadside, and if the offence is serious enough,

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issue a court summons.

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Right, we're on the M5 now.

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Obviously heading southbound.

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Doesn't appear to be anybody speeding.

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What are you actually looking out for here?

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All sorts of things.

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As we're travelling at 70 in an unmarked car, so,

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as we're passing slower-moving traffic, checking the drivers aren't up to anything.

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They shouldn't be using their phones.

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And we're also on the lookout for people overtaking us, erm,

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at what we believe to be at quite a significant speed.

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'If you're caught by the police for speeding,

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'you could be looking at an on-the-spot fine of ?100

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'and three points on your licence.

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'Or, if you're going fast enough, possibly even a driving ban.'

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'And it's not long before Shelley and Ollie spot a possible candidate

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'for a penalty.'

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There's a red Golf that's just overtaken us in lane three...

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..which is travelling significantly faster than us.

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So, we'll do a following check on them now.

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'And because we're in an unmarked car, the driver hasn't spotted us.

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'Speeding is a very dangerous game.

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'16% of fatal accidents on the UK's roads involve people

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'exceeding the speed limit.'

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I'm doing 90, and I don't believe we're catching up with him yet.

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You've put your lights on, have you? Yeah.

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'There's a fair chance that this guy will leave with more than just a warning.'

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So we're doing well over 100 now.

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Yeah, we're about 107 at the moment, just to keep up with him.

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He's definitely got his foot down, hasn't he?

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96mph. 96? Yeah.

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Over a mile, average, that is.

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Yeah, just over one mile.

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'We've finally caught up with him,

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'and he's finally realised the cops have been on his tail.'

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Do you know why I stopped you?

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This motorist has been stopped

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because his speed was clocked at well over 90 and sometimes it was over 100.

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I don't know who's in there yet or what their reason's going to be.

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Shelley's obviously going to have a word with them and find out why the hurry.

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I've got a feeling PC Holloway's in no mood to mess around with this one.

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After we conducted the speed check,

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we then followed you for a while,

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matching our speed for your speed, and at some points it was up to 100.

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Which isn't acceptable.

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The only times you slowed down was when there were cars in front of you

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in lane three, but the thing is...

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I shouldn't have been speeding...

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'The driver says he was in a bit of a rush.

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'That's putting it mildly.'

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Could I have your driving licence, please?

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You're only 4mph away from it probably being a ban, you know.

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100 and above is an automatic,

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normally, an automatic ban for speeding,

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which is a temporary ban of about 56 days, or two months.

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'So, what might this driver's fate be?

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'He was caught red-handed bombing down the motorway at almost 100mph.

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'As he was travelling faster than 86mph, it looks like he won't

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'be eligible for a possible speed awareness course.

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'Could it be three points and a ?100 fine?

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'Or worse?'

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Would you class yourself as a safe driver, but you just obviously got caught?

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Well, obviously, touch wood,

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because I've not had any accidents for 15, 16 years.

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I do a lot of business miles, so I am, I would say I'm pretty careful, to be honest with you.

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He might think he's careful, but not careful enough.

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Shelley is about to issue her verdict.

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I'm reporting you for the following offence,

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which is speeding on a motorway, exceeding 70mph. Yeah.

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And your speed is recorded at 96mph.

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Without touching anything else on the device,

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if you could sign your name in the yellow box for me. Yeah.

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'That's three points and a ?100 fine.'

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I do about 25-30,000 business miles a year,

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so I don't sort of usually speed because otherwise I'd have a lot

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more points than I've got, so...

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You were very close to getting a ban today, weren't you?

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So, I think luck is on your side to a certain degree, isn't it? Yeah.

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'The driver can continue on his way without losing his licence.

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'But, at a sensible speed.

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'I hope.'

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Shelley, I noticed, again, that motorist who just received

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the fixed penalty was very complimentary about how you treated him.

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He put his hands up and said, "Yes, I was in the wrong, I did it."

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And I started to wonder whether, in your job, do you ever feel

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like a one-legged duck going round and round in circles doing the same

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thing day in, day out? Does it get monotonous?

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No, not really, because every now and again,

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there'll be a stark reminder as to why you're actually doing your job.

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So, you know, a few weeks ago,

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there was a fatal collision on the motorway where speed appears to be the cause.

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So, it always justifies, in my mind, why I'm giving people tickets for speeding.

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Because the danger is there. It does happen on a regular basis.

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Speeding does contribute to a lot of fatal road traffic collisions,

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so, it never gets boring because you've always got, you know,

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that reason why you're doing it, and you're always reminded of that.

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In Cardiff, waste enforcement officer Stephanie Marnell Jones

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is on garbage patrol.

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20 bags, wasn't it?

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Outside about four houses.

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Oh, and it was disgusting as well.

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It's a dirty job and it could be about to get worse.

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She's heading to the student district of Cathays.

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School's out for summer,

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the students are moving out but some of them haven't taken all of their

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belongings with them.

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The streets are lined with rubbish

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and the local residents have called in Steph to sort it out.

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Of the reports the we've had,

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we'll go to the properties that have been reported and see what's there,

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if the problem is still there.

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And then deal with it then as we come across it.

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Anyone breaking the rubbish rules faces a fine of ?80.

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Before Steph even makes it to the student quarter,

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she's sniffed out another dumping hot spot, the local park.

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Dog poo - it's the worst thing in the world.

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It's disgusting.

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Walked along that road there, I saw three lots of dog poo on the road.

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You know, just no care,

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and, as you can see, there's a lot of mums in the other park walking

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with their prams and their toddlers and things like that as well, so...

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That lady's dog has just had a poo.

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She's on the phone, but she is stood by it.

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So...

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I'm just going to give her five minutes now

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and then she may be waiting to pick it up.

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If she walks away from it, that's when I'll approach her.

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In Cardiff, you can get an ?80 on-the-spot fine for allowing

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your dog to poo and then not clearing it up.

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But, to issue the fine, Steph needs to see the evidence with her own eyes.

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It's a stakeout.

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Quite a big dog as well.

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Quite a big poo.

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The woman eventually got off the phone and scooped the poop,

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so no fine there.

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Now, it's back to studentville,

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where it seems they aren't quite so conscientious.

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I've had a call from a resident in Cathays that

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somebody's put their waste out two days early before collection,

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and it's split and gone everywhere.

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And it makes me think they may have gone home.

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Right, so this is the one we've had a complaint about.

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Steph's arrived at the property to be confronted by a stinking pile

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of unsorted rubbish and food waste.

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No wonder the neighbours were revolted.

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According to the report, they've put the waste out last night,

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so, as you can see, all the food waste that's been pulled out,

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probably by vermin and seagulls,

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if it had gone in their food waste bin, it would have been all right.

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Mind you, there is a lot of food there and it wouldn't have all

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fitted in their food waste bin.

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It looks to me like a clear-out.

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They've gone home, but we'll give them a knock and see what we can do.

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If Steph can find evidence,

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there could be an ?80 on-the-spot fine for somebody.

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Looks empty.

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But is anybody home?

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The property looks empty to me.

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We'll just remove the split bags now, we'll pick up the waste that's been split.

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But, there's obviously nobody in there.

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I think they've gone home, the house looks empty, to be honest, so...

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It is collection day tomorrow,

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it's only ten o'clock now.

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If I leave this here, this will just be a lot worse by tomorrow.

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The bags'll be split, there will be nothing for the binmen to pick up

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because the bags will just be everywhere.

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As you can see, it's created all of this as well.

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Righto, Steph. Time to hold your nose and hunt for clues.

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I'm going to search through and find the evidence.

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The key to being able to issue an on-the-spot fine is finding evidence

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that links the pile to the property and that means, yes,

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rooting through this rotten lot.

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If you start searching through.

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Give me a shout if you find anything.

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And there it is,

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exhibit number one.

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We found evidence to that property.

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So, even though, like,

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they've got about ten to 12 bags of recycling out,

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they're doing really well,

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all this in the general waste bags is still recyclable.

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So, I mean, you've got the food waste,

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which could have gone in the food waste bin,

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and these could have been recycled.

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Obviously not the bags or the frying pan.

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They haven't just got food in there,

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there are maggots.

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But Steph has just found exhibit number two.

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Yeah, same name, same address.

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I haven't found any other names.

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That one house now has created this much waste,

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and most of it could've been recycled.

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OK, it's time for Steph to look at the facts.

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Some bags, properly sorted.

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But, food waste in the wrong bags,

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put out two days early,

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and then ripped open by seagulls.

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Oh, and let's not forget the maggots.

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What is it going to be, Steph?

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Probably issue a fixed penalty for this.

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So, there it is, it's an ?80 on-the-spot fine.

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I love maggots,

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the smell of maggots,

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in the summer.

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They should bottle it.

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Now, did you know that there are over 500,000 untaxed vehicles

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on the UK's roads at any one time?

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That's potentially ?80 million in lost revenue,

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which would go towards fixing our roads.

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Now that's something to think about when you're bouncing over those

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potholes, isn't it?

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Crushing the cars for not paying their car tax is a good idea,

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without a doubt, cos then you've got them off the road, haven't you?

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Otherwise, if you give them their car back,

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they'll be doing the same thing the following week, wouldn't they?

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Because we pay ours, and we're not well off, we're pensioners,

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so why shouldn't other people pay theirs?

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You know, it is so unfair, the system, that they should

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get away with it. That's why I say it should be crushed.

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They should give so many days to pay it.

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And if it's not paid in those days... Then squash it, like.

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Then, that's when it gets squashed.

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The tax is to pay for the potholes in the road,

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which is all part of that, and it's expenditure which the taxpayers

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like me have got to pay for.

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In Leicestershire the streets are lined with shiny expensive motors.

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For most of us they're our prized possessions,

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but not all of them.

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This is Joanne Hewitt,

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she's an environmental health technical officer at the local council.

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Dumped motors are her game.

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On her patch, up to three to four cars a week can be left abandoned without tax.

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It's her job to find the culprit,

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and if the tax is still unpaid,

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seize the car and crush it.

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This car was reported to us abandoned about five weeks ago.

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Today, she's got another long-forgotten vehicle to deal with.

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Nobody's paid any attention to this vehicle in these five weeks.

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There's flat tyres, dents, et cetera. It's been out of tax since February.

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So, any vehicle that's been out of tax for a certain length of time and

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has been parked up with no interest,

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no movement, is classed as an abandoned vehicle.

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We're now in the process of removing the vehicle.

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We've written to the owner seven days ago,

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asking him to remove the vehicle within seven days,

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otherwise we will do.

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We've had no reply back from the owner of the vehicle.

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So, now it's D-Day.

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So, yesterday, I put a 24-hour notice on it,

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giving him 24 hours to remove it.

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I've been out there this morning to see if it's still there, and it is.

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The notice has since been ripped off the vehicle,

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so, we're just going to see whether or not the vehicle is still there at 10.30.

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Operation Car Clearance is about to begin.

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Abandoned vehicles are surprisingly common in these parts.

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We can go out and see the vehicles, leave them on site for three weeks,

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go back and then the vehicles have gone.

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We, by law, have to leave them for three weeks on site

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before we can touch them,

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and then, usually, by the time we've got there,

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they've either been re-taxed

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or they've gone.

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It's a game of chance, really.

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Owners of untaxed cars are slapped with an ?80 fine from the DVLA.

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But the owner of today's untaxed car has failed to pay

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and the car's still on the road.

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We've written to the registered keeper of it,

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their 24 hours is up now.

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So we're, by right, now allowed to remove the vehicle.

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Looks like it could be all over for this little hatch

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because here comes the car clearance cavalry.

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All your preps done?

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All my preps are done, yeah.

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Basically, we just need you now to pick it up,

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put it on the back of the truck and then secure it and away we go.

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But, will it get a last-minute rescue from an angry owner?

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Yeah, sometimes this now can be the point where,

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if we've got an owner of the vehicle, they may come out wondering

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why we're harnessing up their vehicle to take it away.

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Hopefully they won't, but on the odd occasion, if they're around,

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they might come out. It depends whether they've listened to any of

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our advice and read the letters, et cetera.

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No last-minute reprieve.

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So, the removal team can swing into action and swing the car onto the truck,

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much to the relief of the neighbours.

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Same as it always is. It's disgusting, it's disgraceful.

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We all have to pay our taxes,

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council taxes, car taxes, whatever it may be,

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but, at the end of the day, if you don't pay, let them take it away.

0:18:040:18:08

It's just wrong. If it ain't paid for, get it off the street.

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Everything's fine at the moment.

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We seem to have... I think they're going to swing it around,

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place it on the back of the truck.

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So, there it is, the registered keeper of this car could be hit

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with an ?80 fine from the DVLA.

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All right, thanks, Jim. Cheers.

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In seven days' time, we'll then give permission for the vehicle

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to go and be disposed of, crushed.

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So the countdown begins.

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But this owner never claimed their motor.

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So, yes, it ended up in the crusher.

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We're sticking in Leicestershire,

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but for a completely different finable offence.

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Residents here have become victims of a crime

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without even leaving their home.

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'Hello, this call is regarding the safety of your home and loved ones.'

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'The dark nights are coming and your home security should be a priority for you.'

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This is a nuisance call.

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The people responsible could face a fine of up to a whopping

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?500,000 for breach of data protection.

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'Police forces are no longer obliged to attend a bell-ringing

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'alarm system without further evidence.'

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Imagine waking up to that voice.

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When it happened to Gordon Birch, he was tucked up in bed.

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Well, it was about three o'clock in the morning and we were fast asleep

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and suddenly the phone rang.

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You immediately panic, because my partner's mother is 90,

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and if anything like that happens at that time of the morning,

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we always think she's in trouble.

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We didn't really sleep the rest of the night, actually,

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worrying who on Earth it was ringing us at that time.

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And it wasn't until the next day we found out what had been going on.

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Gordon's not alone.

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In this case, 40,000 people got the same rude awakening,

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all made between 1.00am and 5.00am.

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'The dark nights are coming and your home security should be a priority for you.'

0:20:210:20:25

Annoyed! I think it was about half past three, 3.40am time.

0:20:260:20:29

It upsets you. You think, "Crikey, what's gone wrong?"

0:20:290:20:33

First thing comes into your mind are the children.

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But, this kind of nuisance doesn't have to go unpunished.

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Time to call in the big guns.

0:20:400:20:43

This is the Information Commissioner's Office,

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an independent body set up to uphold people's information rights

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and issue fines of up to ?500,000 if they can track the culprits

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behind these unsolicited, automated marketing calls.

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The team in this case is enforcement team manager David Clancy,

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lead investigator Michael Cooke,

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and group manager Andy Curry.

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They've made 258,461 calls here,

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over 500,000 there,

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630,000 from that one.

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It's a common practice, obviously.

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The ICO have teeth.

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Since 2012, they've issued penalties totalling nearly ?3 million

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for breach of data protection.

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That's a lot of charges,

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but so is the level of annoyance to the public.

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We see calls made in the millions.

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So, two and a half million, three million are not uncommon figures.

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It's quite a big problem.

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In some cases we can see these rogue marketing companies

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targeting specific sectors of the community,

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for instance, older and vulnerable people.

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And that's exactly what happened to the residents of Market Harborough

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in Leicestershire, and the scary call they got in the night was selling,

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you've guessed it, home security systems.

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It was a call, believe it or not,

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trying to sell security products, so that would be, in effect,

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preying on people's fears, especially in the middle of the night.

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It could be burglars making such calls.

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In its tone, itself, it is quite sinister.

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David Clancy was on the case but at first, there was no clue as to

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where the calls had come from.

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One of the aggravating factors in this particular case was that

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no number was presented, so you couldn't ring back to complain

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about the organisation and no-one knew who the organisation was.

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A breakthrough came in tracing back the calls.

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In this particular case, we had to use our relationships with

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the telephone networks in order to start looking at, in effect,

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where the call ended and trace back through the networks

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to the instigator, the caller.

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The telecoms trail led to the West Midlands and a security firm,

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who are now facing a huge fine.

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Once we'd done the initial traces of the calls,

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my job then was to speak to the company directly and ask them

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for the explanation.

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In order to make automated calls, you must have had prior consent

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from the person you're ringing and their answer was,

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"We were not aware of the regulations nor the guidelines."

0:23:220:23:26

So, it's pretty much holding their hands up to it straight away.

0:23:260:23:30

It's an open and shut case.

0:23:300:23:32

A home security company making unsolicited midnight calls.

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Using automated machines.

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It's breaking the law.

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If a fine is issued, the maximum penalty is ?500,000.

0:23:400:23:44

If they're not aware of the regulations,

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they shouldn't be in business, and we're quite happy to go ahead and

0:23:460:23:50

issue a fine on that basis.

0:23:500:23:53

The company who made these nuisance calls admitted guilt.

0:23:530:23:56

They were slapped with a hefty fine of ?70,000.

0:23:560:24:00

Even so, it doesn't really compensate for the amount of

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upset that it caused people -

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when it really did.

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Councils deal with about 900,000 cases of fly tipping every year.

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That's 2,500 incidents per day.

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But fly tippers beware because a hefty fine

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could be coming your way.

0:24:280:24:30

Fly tipping? You definitely should be fined for it.

0:24:300:24:33

It's reflected on our council tax, so, really, people should not

0:24:330:24:37

do the fly tipping and they should have consequences.

0:24:370:24:44

Well, I think, yes, they should be fined.

0:24:440:24:47

Yeah. Why not?

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You don't want to live in a tip, do you?

0:24:500:24:51

Yeah, if they're found, they should be fined, definitely.

0:24:510:24:54

Cos I wouldn't think of throwing a three-piece suite in the street or in the park.

0:24:540:24:57

Definitely, yeah.

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Angry. Angry, yeah.

0:24:590:25:00

Again, it's all goes back to personal responsibility.

0:25:000:25:04

What it's like to me,

0:25:040:25:05

somebody's dumping their rubbish for somebody else to have to clean up

0:25:050:25:09

and it's about not being responsible for your stuff.

0:25:090:25:11

And even if you phone a company, you know, people in the newspaper,

0:25:110:25:16

if they haven't got the permission to take it to the dump and

0:25:160:25:22

then they dump it somewhere else and it's got your name on it,

0:25:220:25:25

God help you.

0:25:250:25:26

In three days, on a seven-mile stretch,

0:25:310:25:34

we've collected this amount of rubbish.

0:25:340:25:37

Mid-Suffolk. John Buckingham is the council's operations officer.

0:25:370:25:42

He is the go-to guy when it comes to tracking down and fining the

0:25:420:25:45

county's fly tipping crooks.

0:25:450:25:47

John deals with the big stuff, industrial waste,

0:25:480:25:52

garden rubbish and building dumps.

0:25:520:25:55

Today, he's had a tip-off about the contents of a sitting room

0:25:550:25:58

outside on the street.

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We're off to an area of Stowmarket,

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where there is a play area I know

0:26:080:26:11

and, again, we've got reports of a dumped sofa.

0:26:110:26:14

We're forever stretched as we are,

0:26:160:26:18

but these things just look so bad.

0:26:180:26:20

One black bag breeds another black bag, we always say.

0:26:210:26:24

John is a one-man garbage clearing machine, but he doesn't act alone.

0:26:260:26:30

I've got Nick, who's my head fly-tip man,

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because he does the majority of fly-tips on his own.

0:26:340:26:37

Today, he's got a helper, which is Saul.

0:26:370:26:40

Whoever fly-tipped the sofa could be facing a huge fine,

0:26:400:26:44

courtesy of the council.

0:26:440:26:46

But first, John's got to prove who dumped it.

0:26:460:26:49

As you can see, a sofa is not going to carry a lot of evidence.

0:26:490:26:53

The clues seem thin on the ground, but John gathers up all that he can.

0:26:530:26:58

This sofa was dumped next to children's park in

0:26:580:27:01

a residential area.

0:27:010:27:02

If John can find the culprit,

0:27:020:27:04

they could be looking at a fine of up to 50 grand.

0:27:040:27:07

Where on Earth it's come from, your guess is as good as mine.

0:27:070:27:10

It's a dead-end.

0:27:130:27:14

No substantial evidence means this fly-tipper has got off scot-free.

0:27:140:27:19

That would be taken to our incinerator.

0:27:190:27:22

It's not as though it hasn't got anywhere to go.

0:27:220:27:25

It could have been dealt with, but it's easier for us to do it,

0:27:250:27:28

most people think.

0:27:280:27:30

This sofa could be part of a waste clearance scam.

0:27:300:27:33

Dodgy rubbish-clearance companies taking short cuts for profit.

0:27:330:27:37

We do get a lot of people who offer to take other people's rubbish

0:27:380:27:42

and waste, and they take the money, then fly-tip it.

0:27:420:27:45

That's a big issue, I find.

0:27:470:27:49

These are cowboys, as I call them,

0:27:490:27:51

your cowboy waste-clearing people,

0:27:510:27:54

But, we've all got a responsibility. We should know where it's going.

0:27:540:27:58

Just don't let someone take your rubbish if they can't give you

0:27:580:28:00

a waste transfer note.

0:28:000:28:01

So, you've been warned.

0:28:030:28:04

Make sure your clearance chaps are legit - or you could end up in trouble.

0:28:040:28:10

On the way back to base, John's team strike gold...

0:28:100:28:13

Well, rubber.

0:28:130:28:14

Somebody's clearly come up,

0:28:170:28:18

dropped the tyres off,

0:28:180:28:20

away they go.

0:28:200:28:22

You know, such a beautiful place we live, Suffolk.

0:28:220:28:24

All these beautiful verges and what do we do?

0:28:240:28:27

We chuck tyres on it.

0:28:270:28:29

There's just no need for it. There are no excuses for it.

0:28:290:28:31

And if you think that was tiresome,

0:28:310:28:33

check out John's collection back at base.

0:28:330:28:35

All these fly-tipped.

0:28:370:28:38

Some, you can see, are shredded, which have come off a vehicle,

0:28:380:28:41

but we've cleared them off the highway.

0:28:410:28:43

Believe it or not, our team picked this up last week

0:28:430:28:45

in the local village.

0:28:450:28:47

It had actually been put over a 30 mile an hour sign,

0:28:470:28:51

so it took three of them to lift it back up and over.

0:28:510:28:53

Somebody obviously found it and decided to fly-tip it.

0:28:530:28:56

Crazy, absolutely crazy.

0:28:590:29:01

It really does vex me.

0:29:010:29:02

Let alone the time for these guys to go and collect it,

0:29:020:29:05

but the countryside is not for this sort of thing, really.

0:29:050:29:08

We need to change people's mind-set,

0:29:080:29:11

but changing is going to be hard, I feel,

0:29:110:29:13

because we're always going to have an element of this, whatever we do.

0:29:130:29:16

If you see fly-tipping in your neighbourhood,

0:29:190:29:21

check out your council's website.

0:29:210:29:23

There's normally an easy way to report it,

0:29:230:29:25

either by e-mail or by phone.

0:29:250:29:27

Make a note of the date and time and get

0:29:270:29:29

a photograph of it as well, because every little bit helps.

0:29:290:29:32

I'm on the highways of Wiltshire with traffic cop Jay Clifton.

0:29:390:29:42

We're in Jay's unmarked car with a piece of kit that can read

0:29:440:29:47

car number plates and flag any big DVLA no-nos.

0:29:470:29:52

Driving without insurance or with an out-of-date MOT?

0:29:520:29:55

This machine will spot it.

0:29:550:29:57

Hoping that this will start picking some stuff up for me,

0:29:580:30:01

bad light isn't great for it.

0:30:010:30:04

So, as the cars are coming up behind us, it's giving this lovely

0:30:040:30:06

beam of infrared and is picking up everything.

0:30:060:30:09

But you never know.

0:30:090:30:10

'If the machine gets a hit,

0:30:120:30:14

'Jay is empowered to issue an on-the-spot fine.

0:30:140:30:16

'As the sun starts to set,

0:30:180:30:20

'the camera locks onto a problem motor.'

0:30:200:30:22

There you go, MOT expired.

0:30:250:30:27

On which one?

0:30:270:30:28

On the BMW. Ran out in March.

0:30:280:30:31

Wow. So, quite a while ago.

0:30:310:30:33

That's definitely March. More than three months.

0:30:350:30:37

'Driving without an MOT could mean an instant ?100 fine.'

0:30:370:30:42

I suppose there is always that element now that,

0:30:420:30:45

as you pull them over, anything could actually happen. Yeah.

0:30:450:30:48

So, it's not necessarily just an MOT, is it? No.

0:30:480:30:51

But, we'll see. OK.

0:30:510:30:53

Hello.

0:30:580:31:00

I need to have a quick chat with you about your MOT.

0:31:000:31:02

Do you have your driver's licence with you? Excellent.

0:31:040:31:06

Come back to the car. We'll have a quick chat.

0:31:060:31:08

The car's been stopped, no MOT. They look a little bit shocked.

0:31:080:31:11

Take a seat. It's a bit safer over here.

0:31:130:31:15

This says the MOT expired on 17th March, 2016.

0:31:180:31:22

It ran out in March.

0:31:230:31:25

Have you had it done in the past week?

0:31:260:31:28

No.

0:31:290:31:31

'It's a surprisingly common offence.

0:31:310:31:34

'According to a survey by the Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders,

0:31:340:31:38

'one third of drivers admit to driving without an MOT.'

0:31:380:31:41

'The car has come up as having had no MOT for three months.

0:31:440:31:49

'So, will this be a few words of warning or a financial penalty?'

0:31:490:31:53

I'm going to have to point out it is an offence to drive

0:31:550:31:58

a motor vehicle whilst having no valid MOT.

0:31:580:32:00

The only lawful journey your car can make is to a pre-booked MOT.

0:32:000:32:05

You must book it in.

0:32:050:32:06

Just go very careful on your way back.

0:32:080:32:10

'No points on his licence, but this driver's overdue MOT

0:32:100:32:14

'has just cost him a ?100 on-the-spot fine.'

0:32:140:32:18

Hiya. Hi.

0:32:190:32:21

What actually happened in the end?

0:32:220:32:24

No MOT...

0:32:250:32:26

I have to do it. It's expired. My fault.

0:32:290:32:31

Did you realise it had expired? No, no.

0:32:310:32:34

You forgot?

0:32:340:32:35

Of course, I forgot.

0:32:350:32:37

Do you feel a grudge about the fact you've just been given

0:32:370:32:39

a penalty for that?

0:32:390:32:41

No, it's the law.

0:32:410:32:43

Yes. It's the law.

0:32:430:32:45

We have to pass on the law.

0:32:450:32:47

You do.

0:32:470:32:49

This is the life, isn't it?

0:32:490:32:50

It's quite a lot of money, isn't it, for a simple mistake? Yeah, but...

0:32:500:32:53

It's a fine.

0:32:570:32:58

'It certainly is a fine. ?100.

0:32:580:33:00

'And I bet there's lots of people at home right now checking

0:33:000:33:03

'their MOT's are up-to-date.'

0:33:030:33:05

In this case, he's been given a fixed penalty notice for ?100.

0:33:050:33:08

There are no points on his licence, so he pays the fine within 28 days

0:33:080:33:12

and that's the end of it.

0:33:120:33:13

The only other thing he has to do now is get that MOT sorted out.

0:33:130:33:16

I've asked him to produce his insurance just so I can check it,

0:33:160:33:19

but, other than that, we're all good.

0:33:190:33:21

In Pendle, Lancashire, there's a stakeout.

0:33:300:33:33

Matty Hargreaves and Jeff Brown are environmental crime officers

0:33:350:33:39

for the local council.

0:33:390:33:41

With the power to issue fines for things like littering

0:33:410:33:43

and dog fouling.

0:33:430:33:45

But first, they've got to spot the crime.

0:33:450:33:47

Matty and Jeff are in Colne town centre

0:33:500:33:53

and their patch includes its busy covered market.

0:33:530:33:56

So if you litter here and they catch you, you could get a ?75 fine.

0:33:560:34:02

We are just in the middle of Colne town centre on patrol,

0:34:020:34:06

looking for people not putting their litter on the bin and

0:34:060:34:09

throwing it on the ground, littering.

0:34:090:34:11

I think he's chucked it down the grate.

0:34:130:34:16

Today, they're on the lookout for littering smokers.

0:34:160:34:19

That's an offence of polluting the water course.

0:34:190:34:21

Just watching the girl in a leather jacket. They've spotted a smoker.

0:34:230:34:27

If her cigarette butt doesn't end up in a bin,

0:34:270:34:29

she could end up with a ?75 fine.

0:34:290:34:32

But not this time.

0:34:320:34:34

That's a good result.

0:34:340:34:35

All that way to put it in the bin.

0:34:350:34:37

Fag-butt stakeouts can be drawn-out affairs.

0:34:390:34:42

That's the longest cigarette I've ever known.

0:34:440:34:46

We're just observing a male on the balcony, smoking a cigarette.

0:34:500:34:53

Just see what people do with the litter they've got.

0:34:530:34:56

If they don't dispose of it properly, that's when we'll speak to them.

0:34:560:34:59

And he has put it in the bin.

0:35:010:35:03

So, it's a positive result and not a negative result.

0:35:050:35:08

Another set of smokers.

0:35:090:35:11

Oh, and she's ditched the butt.

0:35:130:35:15

Caught in the act.

0:35:180:35:20

It could be a ?75 fine.

0:35:200:35:22

They're keen to confront her right now.

0:35:220:35:24

I just want to have a word outside.

0:35:260:35:28

Thank you.

0:35:280:35:29

Hiya. My name's Matthew Hargreaves.

0:35:300:35:32

I'm an environmental crime officer for Pendle Borough Council.

0:35:320:35:35

I just watched you smoking up here.

0:35:350:35:38

I never give it a thought.

0:35:380:35:39

When you finish smoking, you've thrown the fag and it's flown

0:35:390:35:42

down there, which is an offence of littering.

0:35:420:35:44

I just dropped it by mistake. never give it a thought.

0:35:440:35:46

Matty's seen her throw the butt

0:35:480:35:50

and then she's confessed.

0:35:500:35:52

They've proof of an offence but will that mean a fine?

0:35:540:35:59

What happens now is I'll let my supervisor know what's happened

0:35:590:36:04

and then you either receive a fixed penalty notice, which is a ?75 fine,

0:36:040:36:08

or you'll receive a caution.

0:36:080:36:10

You'll receive a letter through the post regarding that.

0:36:100:36:13

This woman will be getting hit for not using a litter bin.

0:36:130:36:17

A fixed penalty notice of ?75.

0:36:170:36:20

She held her hands up and said "Yeah, fair enough, you caught me."

0:36:210:36:25

The council's taken a zero-tolerance approach to it.

0:36:250:36:28

I think it is justified her getting the ?75 fine.

0:36:280:36:32

Yeah, I would think so.

0:36:320:36:34

I don't usually do it. I put it in the ashtray.

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It is expensive knowing that you are doing it by accident.

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Yeah, I would feel cross about it, especially when you're a single mum

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on the benefits and you've got to try and fork out all this money now.

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I definitely won't do it again.

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It will affect us hard knowing I got to pull ?75 out to pay for it.

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I don't think it's harsh, no, cos there's plenty of bins around.

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There's a bin just there, from where they were stood down,

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and there is a bin at the entrance, I think, to the market,

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so there's no real excuse for it.

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I bet you've been slapped with a parking fine at one time or

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another and most of us take it on the chin.

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Traffic wardens are a necessary evil.

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I think fines are necessary, yeah,

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otherwise people would just park where they want and we'd have to

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have some sort of policing of the system.

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Yeah.

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I feel a little bit sorry for them, because I think they are

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trying to just do their job, doing what they get paid for,

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and they get a lot of stick for it.

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If you don't have people implementing fines, then you will

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just have everyone doing whatever they want and running amok.

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So, it is, presumably, for the best.

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You have to have rules and people have got to stick by them.

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So, what can you do?

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Stick to the rules and pay the fine.

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Havering, in north-east London, is one of the capital's

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fastest-growing boroughs.

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Last year, civil enforcement officers, traffic wardens to you

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and me, issued almost 40,000 penalty charge notices.

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So, they really do have their work cut out making sure

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that people obey the rules.

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And the man on the parking fine front-line is Dan, the parking man.

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One of Havering's civil enforcement officers, Dan Onyewuenyi.

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I shouldn't be laughing, cos people will be thinking I'm enjoying my job so much.

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Now, I know what do you think, these guys dish out tickets

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at the drop of a hat, but that's not always the case.

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You need to get a pay-and-display ticket, please.

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How long are you likely to be?

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I give you five minutes then, yeah.

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Dan has to give a driver a grace period of ten minutes from

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when he first spots a vehicle, no matter how overdue it is.

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I'm giving that guy his three minutes.

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It's up to him now to decide whether he's going to get a ticket or move.

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OK, Dan, what's it going to be?

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A ticket or just a warning stare?

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It looks like Dan's presence is enough for this driver,

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though Dan sees even that has a victory.

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Someone's got to win, someone's got to lose.

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A victory for the streets of Havering, of course.

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It's what happens. It's the way the ball bounces.

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Well, that one might have got away, but just how many tickets

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will Dan, the parking man, issue in one shift?

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This hasn't got anything on display,

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although it's got a health and home care badge.

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First car spotted.

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A carer's badge, but no ticket.

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It's a fine.

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Parked on the pavement?

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A fine.

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Parked on the pavement but with a disabled badge?

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It's another fine.

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All four wheels on the pavement?

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Still the same charge. 110 reduced to ?55.

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Dan's on a roll.

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Parked slap bang in the middle of the pavement,

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even I'd spot that one.

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That's definitely a fine.

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That's four tickets so far, and across the car park,

0:40:190:40:22

Dan's spotted a real problem parker.

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It's a vehicle that is parked out of bay.

0:40:250:40:28

The car might be big, but does it really need all that extra space?

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It's got to be within the space,

0:40:320:40:35

and it is not too big not to fit in the space.

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So, let's have a look at the evidence.

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It's a 4x4, with a ticket for one parking spot,

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but it's wheels are hanging out of the parking space

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into the access area.

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Is it going to be a fine,

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a grace period,

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or just a warning?

0:40:530:40:55

This is an instant issue.

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It's an instant, ?100, on-the-spot fine.

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Dan, the parking man's shift is over and he's come in with

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a grand total of five tickets.

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'I've come to the end of my apprenticeship with

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'the on-the-spot finers.'

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How do you feel about the fact you're picking up someone's poo?

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Quite shocking, really.

0:41:240:41:25

95mph now.

0:41:250:41:27

It's not going to be his lucky day, is it?

0:41:270:41:29

I've seen it all.

0:41:290:41:30

So, you've left your wife and child on the hard shoulder of the motorway.

0:41:300:41:34

What must be going through his mind right now?

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Oops.

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'Whether it's dodgy driving...'

0:41:380:41:39

Blow. Keep going, keep going.

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OK, the legal limit's 35 and you've just blown 54, which is a failure.

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'..Or dumping...' Why are your bins full?

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Because we have a lot of people in the house who create a lot of waste.

0:41:470:41:50

Yeah, and you've got enough bins for 14 people.

0:41:500:41:53

'..there's a fine to be had.'

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?80 for something which I didn't even know nothing about?

0:41:540:41:59

If you can't get it done in 30 minutes, I'm seizing the vehicle.

0:41:590:42:01

'And there is no telling how the culprits will react.'

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Wipe that BLEEP smile off your face.

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I'm going to smile as long as I want to.

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I'm not going to need your permission or anyone else's.

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If you don't co-operate, I will call the police.

0:42:100:42:12

Let me do my job here, and you can start swinging punches.

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You're not doing your job.

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Go away. No, I think you need to go away.

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I'm going away, cos you're rude.

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'I've been all over the country with the people that hand them out.'

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You do realise it is a driver's license and not a Tesco Clubcard.

0:42:260:42:30

It's not designed to collect as many points as humanly possible.

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'Let me tell you, they've got their work cut out.'

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Do you know what? Everybody who's been through this BLEEP bin,

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get out the house now!

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Right, sir, this is something you need to argue with the council.

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Very happy chappie.

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'One thing's for sure,

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'it's never a dull day when you are out and about with the finers.'

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Do you think Mulder and Scully ever did something like this?

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'Until the next time.'

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I love maggots, the smell of maggots.

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You should bottle it.

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