Swann The Lock Up

This programme contains some strong language

# Shh, it's oh so quiet

# Shh, shh #

But not for long.

Something menacing and sharp-toothed is on the way.

Fucking hell.

It's an industrial chop saw.

And they're unaware of the trouble that comes with it.

# Oh so peaceful until #

What do you need the taser for?

Why does he need his taser?

# You blow a fuse #

There's three there, I'm cuffed behind my back,

There's one there, I don't know how many behind me.

Why does he need his taser in his hand?

Michael Lesley, arrested for nothing!

Welcome to The Lock Up.

On the banks of the Humber, Hull is

one of the commercial and retail capitals of northern England.

But where there's money there's crime,

and more than three-quarters of businesses

are affected every year, costing each of them £30,000.

Whatever the trouble it's Sergeant Peter Swann,

and his team who pick up the pieces at Priory Road Custody Suite...

SCREAMING

Where we've been filming for a year.

BLEEPING

That's picking up that microphone I'm wearing.

If you have an argument with anything that happens,

That's with me, not anybody else.

SCREAMING

Fucking hell!

Look at me I'm 5ft 10 and you can't put me down?

He's got a taser? Oh, fuck me.

The first customer of the night, accused of nicking

that industrial saw from a business has got real attitude.

Why does he need the taser?

Because you've been violent and he's going to use it on you if you are in here.

Hang on. Behave.

When arrested, Michael Cox was so angry the police threatened to taser him with 50,000 volts.

Listen to ya.

Yes, I am listening to me and in a minute you will, but if you don't,

I don't care, but here's what's happening.

I'm authorising your detention here for burglary.

ALL TALK AT ONCE

I talk, you listen, I don't listen to you.

What type of police state is this?

Are we in Columbia?

We'll go through those questions, you will then speak to a nurse...

Question away.

-But you don't make demands of us.

-Question away.

-We assess your needs.

-Question away.

-You're not important, you're nowt...

-Do you understand?

Question away and I'll answer.

Good stuff! Over to you.

You can only take so much of people shouting and cursing at you and your staff.

I'm not having people coming in here and laying the law down like that.

But Mr Cox has more questions than answers.

Is there any chance you can answer, why is that (BLEEP)

still stood behind me with a fucking taser?

Is there a need?

Come on, mate...

-There's no need is there?

-Turn this way. Come on.

Two, four...

He'll stand there until I tell him to go,

and I haven't yet, that's why he's stood there.

You're a (BLEEP) and all.

Yeah, we all are.

Just take your shoes off before you go in.

I think he's claiming he'd found stolen property and wanted to return it to it's owners,

via the police.

Unfortunately our staff found him and assumed he had stolen it.

Erm... I'm assuming that as well.

I thnk he's bang to rights and is upset at himself for being so stupid.

It's not something you'd be nipping and borrowing your neighbour, it's an industrial saw.

It's not something the general public would have on them at two o'clock in the morning.

Some (BLEEP) a fucking taser, innit?

I guess he doesn't want tea?

LAUGHTER

It's an attempted theft that's brought the next man in,

but he too thinks he's done nothing wrong.

All right then, mate.

You didn't expect to be here tonight?

No.

OK, time of the arrest please?

23:40.

Steven Coopland surprised a thief trying to

break into one of his company vans with a crowbar.

The circumstances please?

The gentleman disturbed a male breaking into his motor vehicle.

Subsequently detained him and during that detention had some sort of fight with him,

and allegedly assaulted him.

And the offence?

Section 18, wounding assault.

What do you mean?

Oh no! No! I'm a bit old for that now.

Would you like anyone informing that you're here?

Not as yet, see how long I'm going to be.

I'll need to speak to my wife if I'm still here in the morning,

Which I don't want to be.

He may be smiling now but he's unaware of the trouble he's in.

His actions have put the other man in hospital.

He has got quite serious injuries.

Which obviously he's got to be assessed by a doctor.

There was a substantial amount of blood on the pavement.

It's a serious assault.

The indication from the paramedics is that he may have some fractures,

and the guy was sat down with blood coming from an open wound to his head.

-Have you tried to self-harm before?

-Pardon?

-Have you tried to self-harm?

-No.

Any mental health problems or depression?

Only that I pay a lot of tax.

That's the one.

Yeah, that one does.

Mr Coopland insists he was simply defending his property.

Somebody was breaking in the van.

It'd been broken into last night and the night before and he came back to do it again.

He hit us a couple of times and I hit him back.

But the question is, did he go too far?

Caught somebody breaking into his van/car.

Trying to protect his livlihood because he needs that to do his business.

and he's overreacted, because this guy is in hospital.

The point is, this guy's had a crowbar and he's gone to hit him,

and he's defended himself.

The pertinent point is you've said it, he's overreacted.

We don't know at this time, though.

No, we don't, which is why we're investigating him for GBH.

I heard him, as I'd gone out.

I confronted him and he swung round with this bar.

He hit me on the hand but I took it off him and then brained him with it.

This man might be a citizen's hero, he may be a nasty piece of work people fear.

We have no means of knowing one way or the other,

so he's in here for an offense, it'll be investigated and we might charge him, we might not.

If charged with GBH, Mr Coopland could be sent down for a long time.

Would you like something to eat?

I've got lasagne, shepherd's pie or a vegetable chicken curry.

No problem.

It's dinner time at Priory Road.

Sugar's in.

Which gives Sergeant Swann a chance to wax lyrical on his pet subject.

I have a retired racing greyhound and they're beautiful pets.

And they're also badly abused sometimes, looking for good homes.

So it's my attempt to bring to people's attention that they're big beasts

that don't need a lot of exercise, they sleep most of the day.

With a greyhound you get what you expect, a fast, gentle beast.

You've just been on about ten minutes about greyhounds, haven't you?

Yeah, but ten minutes of good value.

Yeah, yeah.

You're going to see a bright light.

The man accused of stealing the industrial saw is still

complaining about the abrupt end to his bike ride.

Got six coppers there, why do you need on with a taser?

Totally over the top.

But he has calmed down enough to be processed.

-Any languages?

-No.

-Any trades behind you?

I'll check my underpants.

CID are weighing up the evidence and there's more than they bargained for.

That is huge.

I don't know what I was expecting, but not that!

He's found that, he alleges.

And you're on a bike, you're riding on a bike.

He was seen riding a bike carrying this and said he was taking it to his family,

and then hand it in to the police station.

However he was riding in the opposite way from the police station,

so obviously we don't believe him.

Well, they wouldn't, would they?

But Michael Cox claims he was just being a good samaritan.

I was just outside my mate's double glazing factory, so I thought I'd look after it till the morning.

Asked my friend if it was 'owt to do with him, if not then obviously inform the police.

Unfortunately, I was lifted on the way home with it.

INAUDIBLE

I've done 'nowt so I've got nothing to worry about.

Waste of equipment, waste of resourses and a waste of my time.

But, there you go.

I'll be released without charge.

But following a search of his house they have found this...

And this...

And this...

so DC Bradley is convinced it's an open and shut case.

That'll be straight out of some premises, that.

There's CCTV footage from the scene.

Can see two males here, acting as lookout outside the compound.

And the man we've got in custody is wearing similar clothing,

wearing white trousers, darker jacket on and some kind of baseball cap.

And that's the clothing our man's wearing.

And if that isn't enough there may also be forensic evidence.

We've found out there's footwear marks that have been left at the scene.

See if it's the same pair of trainers which have made that mark.

So things aren't looking too good for Mr Cox.

But he is still claiming the police have got it wrong.

And when it comes to the law,

he seems to know what he is talking about.

I have no intention of depriving anybody.

You need intention to permanently to deprive.

And I had no intention of such a thing.

So this might not be such an open and shut case after all.

The next customer through the door isn't so coherent.

He's talking but making no sense.

TALKS INCOHERENTLY

Settle down, settle down.

Nicholas Robinson has been drinking all day.

All coppers are bastards.

Bastards, sit us down.

Aston Villa, Aston Villa for life.

I'll knock you out as well, you think your hard 'cos I'm cuffed? Fuck you.

One in three detainees are under the influence of booze or drugs.

Get off my fucking wrist...

Get him to a cell.

This one's so aggressive he can't be dealt with until he's sobered up.

ALL TALK AT ONCE

It's that initial getting him in the cell, making sure he's safe,

for their benefit, really.

It looks a bit oppressive but it's not, it's keeping so they're safe and don't injure themselves.

Drink makes people behave like violent oafs on occasions.

SHOUTING

That's why we leave them as long as we can,

because they're different people when they're sober.

At one point he lashed out and slapped me across the face.

He's then started throwing punches round and about in the pub.

You all right?

Good lad.

He's got a major issue with alcohol, that's the thing.

He's been drinking all day, hasn't he?

Obviously not drunk enough!

It looks like booze is also the cause of this young lad's problems.

He is 17 and so out of it, he doesn't know where he is.

-Offence please?

-Criminal damage.

His parents called the police

after he chucked a wheelbarrow into a neighbour's garden.

He is one of a quarter of a million youngsters

who find themselves in the UK's lock-ups every year.

Drink that and calm down.

By the time we got there, he'd gone out of the back door. He was jumping over fences.

We followed him over the fences and then we detained him.

He was calm and then he started to get a bit agitated.

He started to try and run away. He was kicking off and lashing out.

We put straps on his upper body his knees and his ankles. to calm him down.

It is his first time in custody. He is covered in scratches from the chase but so spaced out,

he can barely sign his name.

Sign on there, just your name.

Sit yourself down, go on.

So, just how drunk is he?

A nice deep breath and blow. Come on, keep going. Keep going.

All done. That's all we need. You've got a breath in there.

And through your nose.

The breathalyser reveals it's not drink that's to blame.

-Right, what else have you taken?

-Why?

-Why, because it is it important that I know.

-Stella.

You have had more than Stella.

They are worried he may be hiding something.

He might not have slept for a week.

He is now not under the influence of any drugs any more and just completely knackered.

Not knowing the cause means the risks increase.

So, he is placed on regular watch.

Arrested for attacking a man trying to break into his van,

Stephen Coupland has been in the cells overnight.

He is now a little frustrated.

They told me I would be out this morning but it hasn't materialised.

They must be seeking more evidence or whatever.

Dead right. The investigation is gathering pace.

-Scenes of crime, Mike Ashford.

-Hull's answer to CSI is on the case.

I have found what looks like blood on the wall.

There could be traces of blood still in the crack where it has gone down

but I have taken some swabs to gather some evidence.

It maybe lost it maybe not.

I have found two bits of plastic on the floor that could be off a piece of clothing. A buckle, I'm not sure.

There is also a cigarette near the gates that will have to do DNA as well.

The van is soaking wet so I have arranged for it to be recovered.

If there are fingerprints on the lock where he's tried to get in,

it will have to be dried out for a fingerprint exam.

It has got quite bad damage to both front door handles.

Aluminium chrome around the sliding door has been bent as well.

Okey-doke.

An officer said he would see to me within a couple of hours.

I have got until the morning to get to the job and they won't understand what has happened.

Coupland's interview will be crucial.

But before it can happen, his solicitor needs to be fully briefed.

DC Kirsta Wood is the investigating officer.

I've prepared a disclosure documents for you to read through.

I will answer any questions I can for you.

How is the alleged victim?

We have just received a telephone call from the sergeant to say he will be going into surgery

but we don't know what the nature of that injury is.

We believe it is to his ear and his hand.

But we are still talking about wounding allegation?

Yes. The nature of the injury suggests more of a wounding than an ABH.

Offences of wounding are much more serious.

One of the worst is GBH for which Mr Coupland could get life.

If I hadn't have hit him, he would have been me.

He has instigated the matter swinging at me with a bar.

I'll have to wait for the outcome.

I hope to get off with a caution.

It would appear from what he has already said to officers at the time of his arrest

that he is claiming self-defence and reasonable defence of his property.

It is a matter for us to get that account from him

and put that against what a reasonable person in the street

would believe is reasonable force.

See you in a few minutes.

Mr Coupland, I'm Robin Smith, I am a solicitor.

-I'm afraid that is as far as I can go in your presence.

-I understand. Thank you.

It is a very serious offence. He could go to prison.

It is very serious.

The 17-year-old wheelbarrow thrower is starting to cause real concern.

Wake up for me, mate. Wake up. Come on buddy, wake up for me.

Sit up. Come on. Wake up.

Wake up! Come on. What have you had?

What have you had? What have you taken?

With the lad so difficult to rouse, the nurse is called.

Come on, stand up. Come on, stand up for me.

Have you been on drugs or something? Come on, stand up.

I have been in there and it is hard to rouse and wake up.

Come on then buddy, this way. We don't know what he is taken.

He hasn't had much alcohol in his system

but he could have taken some type of drug.

Will you sit down on this grey chair for me?

The nurse wants to have a word with you.

Right, what have you had?

-I don't know.

-Well, you must know. What is making you like this then?

-You.

-Pardon? Were you normally like this?

-I don't know.

-Look at me, look at my finger.

His general condition gives cause for concern.

His pupils are unequal, his clinical observations are quite down

at what they should be for a 17-year-old.

He denies any drug use so I am going to send him to hospital

with a view for them to reassess for head injury

and any intoxicated substance he hasn't admitted to.

We are going to send him to hospital for observation

so if his blood pressure continues to go down

then there comes a point where your body can't function

and it's a critical incident in terms of health.

Hopefully, they will detain him, so if that happens,

he is in the best place to be dealt with when it does.

-So, you are 14? Were you born in Hull?

-Yes.

-Have you been arrested before?

-Yes.

At 14, this lad's even younger than the wheelbarrow thrower,

so young he's brought his mum with him.

But it's not drink or drugs just messing about that's got him banged up.

-Time of arrest?

-09.20.

-And the circumstances?

Two separate incidents.

One, he was seen riding a mini moto near his home address causing harassment and distress

and then the second one is he was on top of a link up truss

on Channel Road on the roof, again causing distress to the people working there.

-That is the ground for my arrest, isn't it?

-Yes.

As well as riding his mini moto,

the lad's been seen shouting and swearing from a rooftop.

And with that sort of behaviour, like most juveniles with ASBOs,

he's broken the rules.

-Will I be out by 3:15?

-I would think so.

Just hang onto that because you need to wear it when you go into the cell, OK?

This young hoodie could be trouble in the making.

We have known Matt since the age of 10 or even before.

We have just had a long conversation with him in the car.

Hopefully, it does get through to some people

but others go the other way and lead the life of crime.

-How many times have you been in here now?

-I don't know, I don't count.

You would describe him in the area as a bloody nuisance really. But nothing more.

He is causing residents in the area quite a lot of annoyance so we stepped in to try and stop that.

By imposing an anti-social behaviour order

which means he can be arrested every time he steps out of line.

Do you want to stay for his photograph and all?

He's so comfortable at Priory Road he's happy for his mum to go outside for a fag.

He has been through the system before.

He was a cheeky chappie, it is just a case of he knows the system

-and he knows how it works. Here we go.

-Don't look at me.

He is just doing kids stuff really, which is still breaking the law

but he isn't what I call a bad, bad lad. Come on then, lad.

And that can be an issue with ASBOs, once you've got one,

you can be pulled in for relatively minor things,

all it takes is for someone to complain.

I got arrested a couple of weeks ago

because they thought I was smashing a sign outside the shop.

But someone in the shop said it wasn't me, it was just the kids saying it was me.

An ASBO can be a sledgehammer to crack a nut

where you have children engaged in activities

that children just engaging in.

We can criminalise a whole section of society in the years ahead.

The law is an effective tool if used properly

but I think we often use them incorrectly.

Most of my mates have said that they would rather be in prison than being on an ASBO.

You get locked up nearly every day for things you haven't done,

for really silly things like swearing at someone.

For now, he'll have to await his fate.

Steven Coupland has given his side of the story,

and been told the man he assaulted needed surgery.

He's finally beginning to understand the gravity of his situation.

This is a hard-working family man of impeccable character.

Although the previous three or two nights,

attempts have been made to steal his van.

This is the third consecutive night and on this occasion, he has called somebody red-handed.

You can only feel sorry for him. He gave a good account of himself in interview

and hopefully the police will come to the right decision.

They believe I've gone too far and I went further than self defence.

-Do you agree with that?

-No, I don't.

Because if I hadn't done that, he would've done the same to me.

And he is Matthew Higgins.

Matthew, I'm just going to book you in.

Just released from hospital and in big trouble for taking a crowbar

to Steven Coupland's van.

I had my back to him...trying to obviously break into his van.

And then he just hit me from behind.

If I'd have seen him running, I'd have run.

You know what I mean? I didn't even see him coming.

When I went down on my knees, he carried on beating me over the head with a steel bar.

I had my hand up to deflect it, and that's when he shattered my hand.

Yeah? He's also severed my ear. My ear was hanging on by that much.

But where does the truth lie?

With 36 convictions, including wounding and possession of a prohibited weapon,

Mr Higgins has a lot to lose.

When the police turned up on the scene, they found me sat on the floor with my head between my hands,

with my ear hanging off, yeah?

Blood gushing everywhere onto my head.

And my hand totally smashed in.

And black and blue from legs upwards.

Yeah? And this is the bloke that reckons that I attacked him.

He hasn't got a mark on his body. He's got a scratch that big...

you couldn't have even got from shaving.

Were you a bit of a handful when you came in last night?

It's amazing what a night in the cells can do.

The stroppy drunkard, Nicholas Robinson, is a new man.

I've been arrested three times this year and it's all alcohol related.

Um...I was definitely drinking yesterday. I was with my girlfriend

and that's pretty much all I can remember.

I know I must have been hit

cos all my ear's swollen and the side of my head.

If it was fighting, it looks like I lost the fight, to be honest,

the size of my ear and head, so I don't think I could've...

done anything really bad.

I get drunk, I don't get violent, I go to sleep.

The drink withdraws people's inhibitions

and, er, how you stop people doing that... If it wasn't the drink, it would probably be something else.

If you just blow into that, I'll hold it and tell you when to stop.

Keep going.

Lovely.

Lovely, thank you.

It's still going up.

-It says very drunk.

-Does it?

-It's 76...

-That's why I don't drive.

77, so you're still quite... under the influence, mate.

So I won't be able to interview you just yet.

What time did you get arrested, do you know?

I didn't know I had been arrested. I got woke up by that lovely copper this morning

-who wanted to give me a cuddle.

-That's it. She said you must have had a hell of a drink last night.

-Wicked.

-Yeah.

-You lose about 10 units an hour.

-Are you alcohol dependent?

-The legal limit to drive is 35.

You're at 77 and you've been in for 12 hours?

That means he was six times over the limit when he was arrested.

-Are you alcohol dependent? Do you drink every day?

-I do, yeah.

You do. How long have you been alcohol dependent?

Couple of years, two or three years.

Have you ever tried to have any help for that?

I'm registered with a company called Aquarius. I live in Birmingham, I'm only back cos it's my birthday.

-But...

-What do they do, try and wean you off it gradually?

A little bit. They give the worst advice ever. They're like,

"We wouldn't recommend you stop drinking yet because you'll have fits."

That's the worst thing you can do.

-I'll keep drinking then.

-Yeah, but alcohol's different to drugs.

Drugs, you can come off straightaway and you'll go through cold turkey.

But with alcohol, if you do that, your organs can shut down.

So they've got to wean you off it very gradual.

So he's fallen off the wagon again and he is still only 22.

But he's not your usual drunk.

I'm a successful young man.

I'm regional manager of my marketing company.

Alcohol doesn't affect me one bit.

In fact, sometimes when I'm drinking, I have my best ideas.

The only thing dragging me back is the alcohol, but it's not really dragging me far.

Is there anything else I need to be aware of?

Yes, I'd like an en suite in my cell, if that's possible.

You're unlucky, mate, cos the one with the Xbox has been spoken for.

-Oh, is it? You're joking!

-You were unlucky on that one.

Give me a signature on the pad, please.

Time for another cuppa,

and Sergeant Swann is still barking on about his pet subject.

So, "For Pete's sake, adopt a greyhound."

And back home we've got another dish that says, "For Rocky's sake, policemen need good homes."

CHUCKLES

"Retired policemen need good homes." That's the one, isn't it?

LAUGHS

The 17-year-old wheelbarrow thrower

who was near to collapse is back in the lock-up.

How are you feeling? Are you moving a bit better?

Have you spilt your beans, have you?

HE MUTTERS

Let's just move this along for you.

I tell you what, let's clean you up a bit.

The hospital discharged him because they decided

he was under the influence of drugs and needed time to sleep it off.

We're just a bit concerned for you cos generally after a while, drowsiness starts to, um...

fall off, doesn't it? But it's not falling off at the minute.

But the police aren't so sure.

He may have banged his head running away from the arresting officers.

Oh, dear.

Are you OK down there, fella?

There's a doctor with you, and I'm the police.

Do you understand?

'We have somebody who isn't getting any better

and we don't know why.

His consciousness is about zero.

And he's incapable of sitting up and supporting himself

and quite incapable of standing.

And he also has slight bruising behind his ear.

So there is a chance that it isn't actually any drug that's causing this.

He may possibly have head injuries.

So the doctor now is suggesting that they may do a CT scan

because you wouldn't expect somebody to still be under the influence of drugs.

Yes, the ambulance service, please.

I am, I'm calling from Priory Police Station, the custody suite.

With the possibility of a head injury, they're taking no risks.

Two hours after being discharged, he's going back to hospital.

We're not doctors, so this just isn't the right place

to have anybody where you're not certain what the symptoms are.

But this isn't a get-out-of-jail-free card,

he'll still have to answer for criminal damage,

but only once he's recovered.

The Crown Prosecution Service has decided Mr Coupland does have a case to answer for using excessive force.

The charges, Section 18, grievous bodily harm with intent,

unlawfully and viciously cause grievous bodily harm to Matthew Simeon Higgins

with intent to do him grievous bodily harm,

contrary to Section 18 of the Offences Against The Person Act, 1861.

Do you have any reply to that charge?

Not guilty.

But I didn't think I would be charged, actually.

I didn't, and you didn't really, did you?

All I can say to you is that it's entirely up to the CPS.

They're presented with the evidence and make a decision based on that.

It could have gone either way, really.

I think it came as a bit of a shock to him.

I'm sure he was expecting a bit of a slap on the wrist, a telling-off, if that.

GBH with intent, um...

one down from murder, really. The only element missing is that he didn't kill somebody.

I think it's a natural reaction. You see somebody breaking into your property and your belongings,

you're going to confront that person.

Cos nobody likes to be...have items taken away from them.

That's the rule of the jungle, isn't it?

If we allow that, somebody attacks your property, you do what you like.

You seek vengeance. That's vigilantism.

I'm hopeful I will win.

And that is it.

My peers will put us right, won't they?

-Your 12 good men...

-On the jury.

-Yeah.

-See you, bye.

When Nicholas Robinson eventually sobered up enough to be dealt with,

he was charged on two counts of common assault.

Would you like to make any reply to those charges? You don't have to.

He pleaded guilty and was given a 12-month conditional discharge.

Cheers, bye.

OK, Mark, I'm going to charge you with a breach of ASBO.

The 14-year-old boy admitted breaching his ASBO

and got a 12-month youth rehabilitation order.

Come on then. Your taxi's waiting.

I'd have to be a bit naive to say I don't expect to see him back again

because he's been through the custody system several times quite recently,

but you can't write a 14-year-old child off at this stage, can you?

Look at me, look at my finger.

-So what have you had?

-I dunno.

Well, you must know.

I dunno.

The police never got to the bottom of what was wrong with the wheelbarrow thrower.

But he did recover, admitted criminal damage,

and was dealt with by the Youth Justice Service.

Michael Lesley, arrested for nothing.

Mr Cox was right.

The evidence didn't stack up and he was set free.

I was never in any doubt that I'd be released without charge.

All this has done is cost me work because, as you saw, they took all my tools,

and no tools, no work.

But that's the police for you. They've a one-track mind.

If they're sure...you've done something, they'll get their teeth into you and won't let go.

The case against Mr Coupland was also dropped.

It's got extensive...well, quite bad damage to both front-door handles.

The man who'd tried to break into his van refused to give evidence.

Matthew Higgins was convicted of attempted theft and going equipped.

He got a three-month suspended prison sentence

and had to pay Mr Coupland £420 compensation.

It was the right outcome.

You should be able to protect your own, er...

gear what I've worked for.

What I was charged with, there was no way I...I...

went out intentionally to inflict the punishment that he got.

He started it, he was the one with the crowbar, and...

..he got what he deserved.

Sgt Swann's shift is over, but like all good coppers, he's never off duty.

Even the dog's worried.

When he misbehaves, I just like to show him the other side,

so he knows what's in store if he does it any more.

So you learn your lesson, dog. Yes.

Right, home time.

Next time, the Lock Up becomes a kindergarten.

-How old are you?

-15.

Every year, 2,000 kids are banged up in Humberside.

Right, a solicitor and lawyer is basically someone who'll come to the police station

and help you with the legal side of things,

all the law and stuff like that.

And many of the adult guests are just big children.

-Look at me! Look at me!

-Don't look like you were going to spit at me.

Look at this!

-Calm yourself down.

-What am I doing?

-Calm yourself down.

But the Lock Up is certainly no fit place for kids of any size.

BANGING

Answer the door!

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