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Hi, I'm David Hasselhoff. You may know me as the king of TV,

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but I've also been in more movies than Kim Kardashian's

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been in nail bars.

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Horror, sci-fi, action, romance, dance, sports, I've done it all.

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Sometimes all in the same scene.

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Well, tonight, I'm going to give you the benefit of my 40 years' experience

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in the movies.

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As I give you

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The Hoff's Best Horror Film Ever.

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Ha-ha-ha-ha!

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This programme contains some strong language and scenes which some viewers may find disturbing.

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Welcome to the Hoffice.

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Come in but don't touch anything, it's not yours.

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During my undeniably illustrious screen career,

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I've worked on such butt-clenchers as Anaconda III and Piranha 3DD.

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And like I always do, I got out of both alive.

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Because well, it wasn't real.

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But those terrifying experiences taught me

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what real fear is probably like.

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At the end of this show, I'm going to use that experience

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to reveal to you The Hoff's Best Horror Film Ever.

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Now, here's a horrifying look at the spine-chilling trip

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we're about to take.

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Look and learn, people.

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Do you want to play?

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Along the way, we'll meet some creepy kids...

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I'm already scared of having children,

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but now I've got to factor in having a child that might be a devil?

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Are you mad?

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..get disturbed by some scary sounds...

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Eee-eee-eee.

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That's classic.

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..bump in to the baddest of the baddies.

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-Here's Johnnie.

-Here's Johnnie!

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How has Jack Nicholson ever slept with any women?

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We'll meet some horror victims...

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You don't have a look in the cupboard,

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you don't look underneath your bed to see what's there, you run away.

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You'll need eyes in the back of your head

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as we change the way you see your home for ever.

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Shut the mirror,

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there's something there.

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Next thing you know...

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his face is in the sink.

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You don't want to miss a thing.

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So stick around.

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Feeling scared yet? You should be.

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You know back in Knight Rider, I came up against probably

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the greatest bad guy I've ever seen.

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It was me, playing my own double.

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You know people often say to me, "David, how did you do it?"

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Well, I simply put on a small beard

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and raised my eyebrow in a menacing way.

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The bad guys in horror movies each have their own style too.

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But which is the baddest of them all?

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Well, there's no shortage of scary characters to choose from.

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Congratulations. You are still alive.

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I'm right behind ya!

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This...

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is God.

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The best horror baddie has to have some mystery.

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It has to be more than one person.

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GASPING

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When you realise what human beings are capable of,

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there's no supernatural at all, a person did this.

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It chills me more because your next door neighbour, Barry,

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who's always a bit quiet and he's staring out of his window,

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that could be him.

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The scariest thing is the monster within people.

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If it's someone who's genuinely disturbed

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that would have a reason to kill someone like you.

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That's what makes it scary.

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SHE SCREAMS

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The scariest baddie for me, is Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

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Another Martini, Paul.

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We all know people that could be Patrick Bateman...

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The mud soup and charcoal arugula are outrageous here.

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..because he outwardly looks

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so normal and respectable.

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I can't walk in to an estate agent's

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without assuming that everyone is probably going to murder me.

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Hey, Paul!

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My scariest villain in a horror movie, is Freddie Krueger.

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Tag.

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You're it.

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You're not looking at him thinking,

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"You look all right, like a normal person.

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-"I could spend some time with you."

-You have nothing to worry about.

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This won't hurt...

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one...

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little...

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bit.

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SHE SCREAMS

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It's family that's scary, out of everything.

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It's not ghosts, or goblins, it's mum and dad.

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But just a bit murderous.

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I love you, Danny.

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I love you more than anything else

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in the whole world.

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I would never do anything to hurt you.

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Jack Nicholson in The Shining is the scariest baddie in a horror film...

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..because he has the trust of his family,

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so he can do whatever he wants

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and they'll kind of go along with it but he just wants to kill them.

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-Wendy...

-Stay away!

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Darling, light of my life,

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I'm not going to hurt you.

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You didn't let me finish my sentence.

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I said I'm not going to hurt you.

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I'm just going to bash your brains in.

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It's so kind of deliciously unhinged.

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No!

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SCREAMING

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How has Jack Nicholson ever slept with any women at all?

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Surely you just feel all the way through like,

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"He's going to murder me any minute.

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"I'm going to get murdered any minute.

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"Any minute, I'm getting murdered."

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We've all kicked the door open on our girlfriend having a poo

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and gone, "Here's Johnnie!"

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Here's Johnnie!

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SHE GASPS

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Pretty creepy, huh?

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And what's even creepier is that these guys live in the most

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normal places and the one thing we all value, is normality -

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a modest house, a small, tight community, a family car.

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I'm talking about you here, I mean,

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I live in a huge colonial style mansion with armed security but you get the point.

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Hold my hand.

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As I take you on a journey to explore the calm before the storm.

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It's OK, it's OK.

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The most frightening horror location for me is suburbia.

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A lot of us live in the suburbs, so la-di-da-di-da,

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nothing could go wrong here.

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It's usually manicured lawns and suburban houses.

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You know, this beautiful, idyllic setting.

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So you feel like, "Oh, this could actually happen."

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You know, kids running around doing some skipping.

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The more realistic it is, then the more terrifying it can be.

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In that reality you could see yourself easily.

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All you're thinking is, "One of them's going to get it."

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Creepy Carrie! Creepy Carrie!

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It's the waiting for it to happen and knowing it's coming eventually.

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So the longer that's eked out the more tense you get.

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Paranormal Activity, starting off so boring.

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I suppose that's just to get everybody

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thinking about their own homes and stuff like that.

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Because it was so domestic and normal

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and seemed just like everyday life, that was what made it so scary.

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Fuck!

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Nightmare On Elm street. Elm street of course just a normal,

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general, American road.

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And then of course the nightmare begins.

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CLANKING

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The idea of it, obviously, is they're normal people

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going about their normal lives.

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Then these horrific things happen to them.

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Ensure all residences are secure with all doors

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and windows firmly locked and barricaded.

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THEY SCREAM Fucking hell!

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-Oh, for God's sake! He's got an arm off!

-Get him!

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For some reason, the dudes in great horror films are drawn

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to the woods, to the cellars and dark corridors.

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Like screaming girls are drawn to a David Hasselhoff concert!

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Personally, I wouldn't go in to a spooky forest without my agent,

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my assistant, my hair and make-up guy and a couple of armed guards.

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Check these dummies out!

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The worlds of horror movies are full of stupid people.

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Because in real life if there was a ghost or a monster in your room,

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the first thing you would do is run.

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You don't have a look in the cupboard, you don't look underneath your bed to see what's there,

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you run away.

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SHE SCREAMS

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Some of the cliches of horror films are there to wind viewers up.

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You know, "Don't go in to the scary cellar alone."

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You'd never go down in to a basement. Why would you do that?

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Because as soon as you do that,

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you're narrowing where you can get to.

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There's never been a good outcome of anyone going up or down any stairs.

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Get away!

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Just make it a bungalow and you're going to be safe.

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The victim doesn't make smart choices.

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I'm a five foot five, weaponless female,

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I'm going to walk down that dark path and have a look.

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Why?

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Not in any horror film has anyone ever turned around and gone,

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"Maybe we should just leave the house and call the police."

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Call the police! And if the phones aren't working...

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LINE UNOBTAINABLE TONE

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..go and hide.

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The victim gets himself in to a situation where there's no way out.

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Like, "Oh, I'm trapped in the kitchen,

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"why don't I be trapped in the loft?"

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Shit!

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Never hide in a closet...

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..because you've got nowhere to go.

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Look what Ronnie did.

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Survival instincts tell you to go where there's space and people.

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Yet in horror films, those instincts don't kick in.

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Help me! Let me out!

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Common sense does not make for a good movie.

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There has to always be someone dumb enough to walk in to the cabin.

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Part of the beauty of the films actually,

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is that you are on the edge of your seat shouting at the television.

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HE PANTS

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Apart from tabloid journalists hiding in your garbage,

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there are few things more sinister than a whispering child.

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And a good horror flick knows that a clever combination

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of innocent imagery and latent evil,

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is enough to give anyone the heebie-jeebies.

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Except me. I'm totally not scared of anything.

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Except...

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pre-nuptial agreements.

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I hate creepy kids in horror films. Why does a child have to be scary?

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Why does a child have to be scary?

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I don't know why you've got to go there for.

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Do you want to play?

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They haven't learnt any sort of morals

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or what's right and wrong, and that's why, you know, they are scary.

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You have the little kids. The nightgowns that they wear.

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One of the scariest moments in The Others,

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when Nicole Kidman goes in to the room

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and her little girl's playing with this little puppet thing.

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What's the matter?

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Where is my daughter?

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Are you mad?

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I am your daughter.

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You're not my daughter!

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I remember screaming out loud in the cinema.

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Kids in horror films are scary just because I think it's in their eyes.

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Because you can tell that they're thinking about acting.

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They're thinking about where they need to stand

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and what they need to say, but in a horror context,

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you kind of watch them and you're thinking,

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"What are you thinking?"

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Damien, Damien, Damien! It sounds like onion.

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No, but he's really just demonic.

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No, no, no!

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No!

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SHE SCREAMS

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Them two, them Shining two, them twins. "Hello, Danny." That shit.

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And now I'm scared of twins.

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It's just horrible.

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Come and play with us, Danny...

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..for ever

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and ever

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and ever.

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And then Danny himself gets a bit freaky

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when he gives it all that,

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-"Redrum, Redrum."

-Redrum, Redrum!

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Redrum!

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It meant that when I was 15, 16, I did not want a job as a baby-sitter.

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I was like, "I don't know these kids,

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"this child could be possessed.

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"I'm having no time with it.

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"This is horrible."

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ALL TALK

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We've got a guest.

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You're going to die up there.

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There's nothing more innocent than a little lovely child,

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but then the Devil takes them over!

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So The Exorcist, that's like, so scary because it's a kid.

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I mean, imagine if it was just some old, grumpy, homeless guy.

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It's like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're the Devil, OK. You threw up."

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I'm already scared of having children,

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but now I've got to factor in having a child that might be a devil,

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or a demon.

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Rocky.

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You're trying to get me to be his mother.

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Aren't you his mother?

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Any symbol of innocence is so much more scary

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when you make it perverse or awful.

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Hi, I'm Chucky, wanna play?

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It's chilling, I know.

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Your ears are often the first thing to tell you

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that something in the movie is wrong.

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Well, that and my face not being on the poster.

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Nothing quite sends a chill up the spine like a scary soundtrack.

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Let's take an unwise trip through the forest of creepy sounds.

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Because I watch horror films from behind a cushion,

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I feel like an expert on the soundtrack.

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There is a bit of a formula, you've got the creaking door.

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DOOR CREAKS

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Errrrrr...

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Eeeeeeee.

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Who opens doors that slowly?

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No-one has a creaky door any more.

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Have they not heard of WD-40...

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in the horror films?

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Something falls on the floor, that's always scary.

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Even if it's nothing that big.

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If it's a cat knocking something over, it makes you go,

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"OH, MY... Oh, no, it's fine." It's just the pet of the maniac.

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Is it a ghost? Is it their imagination? You get sucked in more

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because that's more like what we've experienced.

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Her imagination is playing tricks on us.

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Silence.

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It wasn't until I watched The Woman In Black,

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that I realised how powerful silence is

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and how terrifying it is.

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Constant little bursts of adrenaline.

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Daddy.

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Arthur!

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In the end you're shaking, so by the time that crazy biatch comes on

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you're ready to follow through.

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SCREAMING

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SHE SCREAMS

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Just that noise of the knife coming down,

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"Eee, eee, eee. " That's classic.

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BLADE LASHES

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That noise is so intricately associated with that scene,

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that it would feel completely wrong to watch it silent.

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You've got your Jaws, obviously, that music is iconic.

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THREATENING MUSIC PLAYS

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You know that danger's coming when you hear that music.

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OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS

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-Doo-doo.

-Na-na.

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-Boo-doop.

-Da-ra.

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Voo-doop, voo-doop.

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Naa-naa-naa.

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Shark.

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SCREAMING

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That Jaws music is some of the scariest music ever.

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Even if you're just in the bath.

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It's simple. That's why it works so well.

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I think sharks are aware of their soundtrack that they now have.

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But I'm sure they'd be proud of that one.

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The most important thing you need in a horror movie, is the budget to only afford one piano for your score.

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PIANO MUSIC PLAYS

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Because that's the scariest sound - high notes on one piano.

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MUSIC PLAYS

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HE SINGS TUBULAR BELLS

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# Da, da, da, da, da, da... #

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CHILDREN SHOUT

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The guy who did the effects in the Exorcist used his own

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leather wallet to recreate the sound of Linda Blaire's head

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turning 360 degrees.

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Jesus Christ, who lives and reigns with the Father and the Holy Spirit.

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HE CLICKS HIS TEETH

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So, now I've got you all scared out of your minds,

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you'll be wondering where the safest place to hide is.

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Somewhere with a lock on the door. Like the bathroom, right? Wrong!

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Everybody knows that in horror movies,

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if you go to the bathroom you might as well flush your kidneys down the toilet!

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If horror films have taught me one thing it's this.

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Don't ever go in to the bathroom.

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Wee outside, brush your teeth in the kitchen.

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Bad things happen in a bathroom.

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You're more vulnerable in the bathroom.

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Because normally you're naked or halfway through doing something.

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SPLASHING

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CISTERN FLUSHES

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Shut the mirror and there's something there.

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Argh!

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Shining, you've got scary person in the bath who's dead.

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A scene that I remember disturbing me as a kid is in Poltergeist,

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when the scientist, I think he's a paranormal investigator,

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comes to the house.

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He ends up suddenly going in to the bathroom

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and he's staring in the mirror.

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Next thing you know...

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his face is in the sink.

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Problem is, that the bathroom is a really necessary thing in life

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and horror films have just ruined it for me.

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OK. So you've made it out of the bathroom, good.

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I just hope you opened the window. Now, death is a nasty business.

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I've always imagined that one sunny day I'd slip away quietly

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surrounded by weeping Baywatch babes.

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People in horror movies don't tend to be so lucky.

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If they're not having their head used as a flaming basketball,

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they're peeled like a banana and thrown in acid.

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But hey, it's a living. Let's see some grizzly stuff.

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In a good horror death, you need blood...

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Argh!

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..you need noise...

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SAW DRONES

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..and you need something that's usually on the inside of you,

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to become on the outside of you.

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Deaths in a horror movie are made memorable

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because of the inventive ways that they happen.

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The death in The Omen where a piece of the church breaks off the spire

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and just...goes down and goes through the priest's chest.

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No!

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It was shown during the Olympics which was a bit inappropes.

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The best way is decapitation. That's my favourite.

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I think it's a really nice clean-cut way to die in a horror film.

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There's no doubt if they're dead or not. There's no way

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they can go up to the body and go, "Dave? Dave?" He's got no head.

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SCREAMING

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Nightmare On Elm street was the first film

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to star a young actor called Johnny Depp.

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He falls asleep on the job and gets taken by Freddy Krueger.

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So he gets pulled along with the television down into the bed

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and cascades of blood spurt out from where he once was.

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In The Lost Boys, when they fill the bath up

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with garlic and holy water to kill the vampire...

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If I had my way, I'd always bathe

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in garlic and holy water just to check that I haven't turned.

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Garlic is like a blood purifier

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and obviously vampires have got bad blood.

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I would be tempted to throw some oregano on him afterwards

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just to see what would happen.

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That's like a middle-class exorcism, where you chuck balsamic on.

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Probably the best thing is burning someone in a giant wicker man.

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SCREAMING

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Oh God, I humbly entreat you

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for the soul of this, thy servant, Neil Howie.

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What could be better than that?

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My favourite, they nearly get away but don't quite moment,

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is when Rose McGowan is trying to get away from Ghostface

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and he's in the garage.

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It's so ridiculous, it's so farcical.

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I think that's sort of almost how we all fear we might die.

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Not with any gravitas.

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The more extreme it is, the funnier it is, because you go, "come on."

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SHE SCREAMS

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No, no!

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Well, I've shown you some of the things you need to make a truly terrifying film.

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So, now to reveal what I think is the best horror film ever.

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Hey, it's my show, my rules.

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It's got creepy child twins with bad jumpers,

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a toe-curling bathroom scene

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and the most deranged human bad guy I have ever seen.

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The Hoff's Best Horror Film Ever is...

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SHE SCREAMS

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Great party, isn't it?

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The Shining has all the amazing elements of a horror film.

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It's got creepy children,

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gore,

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and Jack Nicholson.

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Jack Nicholson at his creepiest best.

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He's got this darkness to him, he's got this wickedness to him.

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I'm right behind ya!

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The kid on the tricycle in the corridor...

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..it puts a shiver down my back now thinking about it.

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The Shining is a masterpiece. I still can not watch it on my own.

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But please, try not to have nightmares.

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After all, horror films are just fun, artistic fantasies

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made by sick people with sick senses of humour.

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It's actual psychopaths that you should really be worried about.

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Sweet dreams, Britain.

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This is The Hoff

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signing off.

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