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I'm David Hasselhoff, a grade-A TV superstar and a movie man too. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:08 | |
In fact, I know Hollywood better than I know my own face. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:12 | |
And I've spent a long time in make-up. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:15 | |
I've done horror movies, action movies, sci-fi, dance, | 0:00:15 | 0:00:18 | |
rom-coms, but tonight, | 0:00:18 | 0:00:20 | |
we look at a genre that a lifelong winner like yours truly | 0:00:20 | 0:00:23 | |
cannot get enough of as we knuckle down | 0:00:23 | 0:00:27 | |
and train hard for the title of The Hoff's Best Sports Film Ever. | 0:00:27 | 0:00:33 | |
Welcome to the Hoffice. | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
You know, I've never counted all of these trophies before. Why? | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
Because they're props! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
I've got way more than this in my real house, believe me! | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
At the end of the show, I'm going | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
to reveal to you The Hoff's Best Sports Film Ever, | 0:01:02 | 0:01:05 | |
but first, I'm going to tell you what I want in a great sports movie. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:10 | |
OK, team! Let's do this! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
We'll have unlikely sports heroes... | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
The Jamaican bobsleigh team. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
-..a touch of sporting romance... -Please be 18. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Hi. My name is Lola Bunny. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:28 | |
I know she's a rabbit and a cartoon, but she's actually quite hot. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Adrian! | 0:01:32 | 0:01:33 | |
Rocky has Adrian, hasn't he? | 0:01:33 | 0:01:34 | |
Adrian! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
-Adrian! -Adrian! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
..some mean, mean coaches... | 0:01:38 | 0:01:39 | |
-Like that. -Touch! Touch! | 0:01:39 | 0:01:42 | |
You've got to get mean! That's the only way you can play. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:45 | |
There's no crying in baseball! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
There's no crying in baseball. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
..and the most effective training method there is. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Training definitely has to be in a montage. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
MUSIC: "Rocky Theme: Gonna Fly Now" by Bill Conti | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
-SINGS: -# Getting stronger | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
# Montage, montage! # | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
# Baby, ooh, you made it stop! # | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
First up, it's the guys I totally cannot relate to, the underdogs. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:15 | |
That's right, you can't have | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
a story about winners without someone who initially sucks | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
so bad at a sport, that someone had to make a movie about it. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
Prepare to wince. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
GRUNTS | 0:02:28 | 0:02:29 | |
'Here comes the underdog, Brendan Conlon.' | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
I love an underdog story. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
His character... He's not supposed to make it. | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
What's the matter? Mommy not here to dress you? | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
We are all the underdogs. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
We all suck at so many aspects of our lives. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:50 | |
I'm not fat! I'm just... I'm unfit. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
They can't be someone who looked like they could win to begin with. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
If you've supported England and Crystal Palace for as long | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
as I have, you naturally root for the underdog. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
Who does she think she is, Beckham, or what? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Can we chest it like him, you know? Give us some "bam". | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Chest it, Jess, go on. Chest it. Argh! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
'In Bend It Like Beckham,' | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
the fact that she is not only a girl but she | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
is a Punjabi girl, an Indian girl, | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
who is fighting against everything... | 0:03:27 | 0:03:29 | |
-I'm joining a girls' team. -Huh?! | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Her family, who want her to become like a doctor or a lawyer... | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
What family will want a daughter-in-law | 0:03:35 | 0:03:37 | |
who can run around kicking | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
football all day but can't make round chapattis? | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
They don't want her to play football, so when they find out | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
that that's what she's doing, they try and put a stop to it. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
That's it! No more football! | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
Cool Runnings, | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
it's a classic. The Jamaican bobsleigh team. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
They shouldn't be there. They're a joke. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
We're different. People are always afraid of what's different. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:07 | |
Hey, Jamaica! | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
Watch out for number 12 turn. It's scary, eh? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
John Candy somehow makes these four guys into | 0:04:15 | 0:04:18 | |
potential competitors | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
for the Olympics. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
Whooooah! Arghhh! Arghhhh! | 0:04:21 | 0:04:27 | |
METAL SCRAPES, CLANKS | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
Good sports films have got that they where, you know, you start off, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
you're losing, you're down and out... | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
-I think everybody I fight is a bum. -Well, ain't they? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
The while thing with Rocky, the first movie, | 0:04:37 | 0:04:41 | |
is that it was the underdog movie. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
You had the talent to become a good fighter! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
And instead of that, you became a leg-breaker, some cheap, | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
second-rate loan-shark! | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
It's a living. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:53 | |
My favourite underdog team has got to be in Dodgeball. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
'What a motley crew.' | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
'Everything goes wrong.' | 0:04:59 | 0:05:00 | |
They have the worst team ever. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
But it's brilliant, because every single one of them is an underdog. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
I'm going to send you to hell! | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
Don't worry, they'll get it together, they always do. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Especially if there is a love interest to win over. But wait! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
Romance and sport don't mix? Wrong. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
As anyone who has been to a gym in LA will tell you, working out | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
and making out go together like tight jeans and cowboy boots. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:39 | |
Check out The Hoff's luscious lovers leaderboard. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:05:42 | 0:05:43 | |
Hey, driver! Drive these! Wooo! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:52 | |
Please be 18. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:55 | |
Every sports film these days seems to need the romance story, | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
because it can't just be enough | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
that you have a man being good at sports, | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
there has to be a hook of a love story. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
I'd like to try out for the team. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Hey! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
Hi. My name is Lola Bunny. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:10 | |
I know she's a rabbit and she's a cartoon, | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
but she's actually quite hot. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
You want to play a little one-on-one, doll? | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
-Doll? -Uh-huh! | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-On the court, Bugs. -Sure! | 0:06:17 | 0:06:21 | |
There tends to be this moment where romance plays a part in a sports | 0:06:21 | 0:06:26 | |
journey, like Micky Ward, The Fighter. | 0:06:26 | 0:06:28 | |
He meets this girl. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
Come on, let me take you out. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
When? | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
You need to have a little bit of romance in the film | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
to know that a sportsman is not just sport, sport, sport. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
'The more romance there is in the sports film tends to' | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
make you at home, believe that, you know, they're just like us. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
-I thought you weren't going to watch. -I lied. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
You absolutely need a good woman to believe in you, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
even when she's faking it. I mean, we do fake it a lot. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
And you need to rev your engine, you need to fire it up, | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
and you need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Rocky's got Adrian, hasn't he? | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
-You look great. -Really? -Oh, yeah. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Terrific. I mean, you could be a heartbreak. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
She's always been by his side, she's always been his rock. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
-You want me to rub you down? -No, no, I'm just sore, OK? I'll just... | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
-Just sit here. -Are you sure? -Yeah, I'm sure. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Everyone used to say, when I got really, really drunk | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
back in the day, that I used to look like | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Rocky when he said "Adrian"! | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
Adrian! | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
-Adrian! -Adrian! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
Adrian! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:41 | |
-Adrian! -Rocky! -Was it all right? -I love you! -I love you. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
Now, in a sports movie you can't just have a hero soaring to victory. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
I mean, not everyone is David Hasselhoff. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
So, you need some competition, someone who looks like | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
they could kick our underdog's butt, and knows it. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
He's the guy with the killer punch, the 100 percent record, | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
and he's got the scowl to go with it. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Step forward, the stony-faced rivals. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
BELL DINGS | 0:08:09 | 0:08:10 | |
You watch sports to just see how nasty it can get. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
All right, you guys, you know this is for fun, | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
so take it easy and give them a good show. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
Tomorrow...will be war! | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
The bad guy's always more fun. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:30 | |
Meet Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:34 | |
You want someone who is comedy evil. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
-Arr! -Grahh! -I'm here. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:47 | |
Rivals will do whatever it takes to win. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
May the best man win, huh? | 0:08:49 | 0:08:52 | |
I will destroy him! | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
You are evil! Pure evil, | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
your whole family is evil! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Dolph Lundgren's Ivan Drago is possibly | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
the biggest sports nemesis for me. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
Boo! Boo to Ivan Drago. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
He's a guy who kills Rocky's best friend | 0:09:19 | 0:09:21 | |
within the first 15 minutes of the movie. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:24 | |
No...! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:31 | |
And is completely unapologetic about it. He says, "If he dies, he dies." | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
If he dies, he dies. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
Normally, the perfect sports film is they lose to their biggest rival. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Ah! Jesus! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
And there's that sort of, "Oh no! But I wanted them to win!" | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
And then sometimes in the film, they'll come back and win it | 0:10:22 | 0:10:24 | |
and you just think, "Yep, that's good." | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Son of a bitch! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
'Here come the cars to the finish line. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:35 | |
-'It's Cole Trickle taking the win!' -All right, all right! | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
Beating your rivals, there's no better feeling. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:41 | |
So, we've got an underachiever | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
and an arrogant rival that needs bringing down a peg or two. | 0:10:46 | 0:10:50 | |
What a sports movie needs now is a grumpy coach with crazy methods. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:54 | |
Now, I've done a bit of coaching myself, | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
and find that the best results | 0:10:57 | 0:10:58 | |
are always achieved by speaking in German. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
IN TRANSLATION FROM GERMAN: | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
But whatever the technique, | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
all that matters is that our ungrateful hero pays attention. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:12 | |
Let's meet the coaches. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:11:14 | 0:11:15 | |
Girly, tough ain't enough. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Do something! Tackle somebody, | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
don't let these guys chew up the goddamn clock on us! | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Now, you start using your head! | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
That's not love, that's three feet above your ass! | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Oh, that's Tom Hanks, from Big, he's so nice, | 0:11:30 | 0:11:34 | |
and...and he's shouting, but he's good at it. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:37 | |
Are you crying? Are you crying?! | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
There's no crying... There's no crying in baseball! | 0:11:40 | 0:11:44 | |
-There's no crying in baseball. -There's no crying in baseball! | 0:11:44 | 0:11:48 | |
There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Imagine not even understanding your own team. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:54 | |
They were like aliens to him | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
and he had to teach them to play baseball without crying. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
-Why don't you leave her alone, Jimmy? -Oh, you zip it, Doris! | 0:11:58 | 0:12:01 | |
Mr Miyagi would be your original Mr Motivator. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:09 | |
Daniel has cleaned a car for three days. He's like, "How is this going | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
"to help me? All I've done is this." He goes to punch him and he goes... | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
I think the grumpy trainer is grumpy because he almost had it, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:25 | |
but never quite. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
And now he's like some kind of pushy mum. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Shut up! You guys stink. I thought we came here to play hockey. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:35 | |
-I knew I forgot something. -Oh, you think it's funny? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:40 | |
You think losing is funny? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:41 | |
Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it... | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
Emilio Estevez in The Mighty Ducks is | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
definitely my favourite grumpy trainer. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:48 | |
I mean, look at what that man has had to go through. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
Married to Paula Abdul, a brother of Charlie Sheen, | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
and now he's coaching hockey players who don't know what to do. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
That was the sloppiest playing I've ever seen! | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Why the hell won't you just listen to me? | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
Why the hell should we? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:04 | |
The grumpiest trainer is Patches O'Houlihan, | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
played by the wonderful Rip Torn in Dodgeball. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
The name's Patches O'Houlihan. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
I'm your new coach. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
He's just this wheelchair-bound torrent of rage. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
-You've got to get -mean, -that's the only way you can play! -Well... | 0:13:17 | 0:13:22 | |
I guess, I'm not really an angry person. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
YELLS | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
SQUEALS | 0:13:26 | 0:13:27 | |
Are you angry now? | 0:13:28 | 0:13:29 | |
He'll just spout it at anyone in his general direction. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:33 | |
He has some of the most amazingly quotable lines. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:40 | |
What? | 0:13:40 | 0:13:41 | |
But enough of that. There is work to do. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
At some point in a sports film, I need the hero to wake up, | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
avoid the coffee, and get started on the most punishing | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
form of exercise known to man. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
The training montage. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
Training definitely has to be in a montage. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
-SINGS: -# Montage, montage! # | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
MUSIC: "The Love You Save" by Jackson 5 | 0:14:05 | 0:14:09 | |
You haven't got time, in a sports film, to get the player | 0:14:22 | 0:14:28 | |
or the team as good as they need to be to win. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
MUSIC: "Jump" by Mystikal | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
So, you've got to do it over the course of a 90 second montage with | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
an inspirational song, you have to. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
MUSIC: "Do Your Thing" by Basement Jaxx | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
Yes! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
The Wrestler, that is my kind of montage. That is a makeover montage. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
The montage for The Wrestler | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
was sort of like a montage for The Only Way Is Essex. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
Half the montage is him getting himself ready to look good. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:18 | |
HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS | 0:15:18 | 0:15:23 | |
The music is definitely key to a good montage. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
MUSIC: Theme from "Rocky" | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
-SINGS: -# Da-da-da-da-da-daaa... # | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
I don't even know that movie, I don't know anything about that movie | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
except there's a lot of them, | 0:15:42 | 0:15:43 | |
but I know # Da-da-daaa, da-da-daaa... # | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
MUSIC: "Rocky Theme: Gonna Fly Now" by Bill Conti | 0:15:45 | 0:15:48 | |
If only real training was like that - so good. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
# Trying hard now... # | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
He needs to be focused, he needs to be dedicated. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
# ..Getting stronger... # | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
SINGS: # Getting stronger... # | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Who hasn't imagined themselves running up the stairs | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
and punching the air? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
# Gonna fly | 0:16:13 | 0:16:18 | |
# Fly, fly... # | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
There's not many steps, I don't know why he's punching the air, | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
celebrating. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:26 | |
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say to | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
himself, "I can't do this." For me, it was running down the beach | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
next to Pamela Anderson while trying to look straight ahead. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
For the dudes in sports movies, | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
it's the moment every competitor fears, the set-back. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:45 | |
It's time to lose the plot | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
with some of my favourite sports movie moments of doubt. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
There's got to be a set-back. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
Why, why, why, why, why, why? Why? Why? Why? Why? | 0:16:56 | 0:17:03 | |
At least one big set-back, otherwise it's too easy. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
You don't want to see someone have an easy rise to the top. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
-I think I broke my ankle. -What? | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Something always goes wrong when someone is on the upward path. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:14 | |
But I'm not even sure he even knows where he's at right now. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
This makes us all realise the kind of pressure these drivers are under. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Mr Bobby, come on down here! | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God! | 0:17:23 | 0:17:27 | |
Help me, Allah! Aaah! Help me, Tom Cruise! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
Yeah, good example of a set-back in a sports film is in Dodgeball. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:36 | |
Patches O'Houlihan, their coach, leading this shambolic team. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
Blockers in the centre, funnelling, aim low | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
and will someone catch a goddamn ball?! | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
They walk into the lobby and the lighting fitting just falls on him. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
-Tomorrow, we're going to pecker-slap those Globo Gym -BLEEP. | 0:17:50 | 0:17:54 | |
-Yeah! -Yeah! -You really think we can beat Globo Gym? | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
As long as we've got Patches, we've got a shot. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
'Kills the coach dead, right there and then.' | 0:18:00 | 0:18:03 | |
You have this moment, this sinking feeling, as do the team. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
They're like, "Well, how are we going to win? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
-'"He was going to teach us everything we needed to know."' -My God. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
And that's what you need. You don't want it to be perfect, you don't | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
want them to win everything all the way. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
You have to have that set-back. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
-Jamaica, to your positions. -ALL: Respect! | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
In Cool Runnings, the set-back is their skis on the bottom of | 0:18:19 | 0:18:25 | |
their sled, or sledge, or whatever it's called... It's not good. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
They bought a cheap bobsled. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
Feel the rhythm! Feel the ride! Get 'em up! It's bobsleigh time! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:35 | |
Cool Runnings! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
On their final race, when they're doing really well, | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
they've got the kit, they're getting a bit respected... | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
'With that rickety old sled, | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
'the Jamaicans are flying through the turns.' | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
..breaks. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:50 | |
'This does not look good.' | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
And that's it then, isn't it? | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
'Oh!' | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
I think my favourite set-back is in Happy Gilmore, | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
where Carl Weathers dies | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
'when Happy Gilmore shows him | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
'the head of the crocodile that ate his hand.' | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
-Oh, this looks nice! What is it? -Open it up. -Gee... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:15 | |
-Oh, man! -Remember the gator that got your hand? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
I got his head! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
-Aaarghhh! -Chubbs! | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
-Chubbs! -'So, he has a real set-back,' | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
he's killed his trainer. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
A truly great victory can only be earned by overcoming adversity. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
When the chips are down and the game is going the wrong way, | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
what I need is the speech to end all speeches. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
I've got a bunch that will bring tears to your eyes, right here. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
Great moments... are born from great opportunity. | 0:19:54 | 0:20:00 | |
You can do this. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:06 | |
How you play today... | 0:20:06 | 0:20:08 | |
..from this moment on, is how you... | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
..will be remembered. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
This is your time! | 0:20:16 | 0:20:20 | |
Now go out there and take it. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
I think just a pat on the back is fine, something like that. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
It is better to die like a tiger than to live like a pussy. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:34 | |
Yeah. Thanks for telling me that, that's all I needed. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
You've got to approach every day like it's your last. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Things are not looking good for Peter in Dodgeball. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
He has basically taken the money and run. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
He has left his team behind at the pivotal moment | 0:20:44 | 0:20:47 | |
in the dodgeball tournament. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:48 | |
And who comes in to, you know, give them a bit of a kick | 0:20:48 | 0:20:52 | |
but Lance Armstrong? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:53 | |
You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
with brain, lung, and testicular the cancer, all at the same time. | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
But with the love and support of my friends and family | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:07 | |
But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
And that was a brilliant joke in 2004. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough, | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life. | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
But good luck to you, Peter. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
I'm sure this decision won't haunt you for ever. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
'Now, in 2013,' | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
sadly that cameo doesn't work quite as well. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
In fact, I've heard he may actually have that cameo | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
stripped from his record. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
The Al Pacino speech in Any Given Sunday | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
is genuinely biblical. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:34 | |
We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:38 | |
-And we can stay here and get the -BLEEP -kicked out of us, | 0:21:38 | 0:21:45 | |
or we can fight our way back into the light. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
We can climb out of hell... | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
..one inch at a time. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
For the whole speech, he talks about inches. | 0:21:56 | 0:21:58 | |
Because we know when we add up all those inches, that is going to | 0:21:58 | 0:22:02 | |
-make the -BLEEP -difference between winning and losing! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
There's one guy who looks like, like he's OD'd on speech. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:12 | |
Between living and dying! | 0:22:12 | 0:22:15 | |
Real-life coaches and managers are now playing this speech | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
to motivate their own troops. Which saves them the trouble, I guess. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
Now, what are you going to do? | 0:22:22 | 0:22:26 | |
SHOUTING | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
You know, sometimes you've got to seize the moment. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
In sports movies, that moment happens right near the end | 0:22:35 | 0:22:39 | |
as the clock ticks down and our hero has one shot at glory left. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:44 | |
That is when The Hoff wants a showdown. Bring it on. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:49 | |
BELL DINGS | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
'A good showdown in a sporting movie. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
'There normally has to be a point where the team' | 0:23:01 | 0:23:04 | |
or the individual look like they're about to lose. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Ah-ha-ha...argh...ah. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
I think American football is a very good one for it, | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
when time is about to run out. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:22 | |
You think, "Oh, God, they're not..." | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
They always make it, though. They always make it. | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Mom, Mom, Mom! | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
And the seven seconds last about 98 seconds | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
and everything happens in slow motion. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
So, there's got to be some sort of you're nearly going to die, | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
or lose, and then you remember something, | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
or think of someone and it just inspires you. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
Dad! | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
But there needs to be that bit | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
where they are losing, and then they win. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
-He did it! -Yeah! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:35 | |
There's two ways a sports movie ends. | 0:24:35 | 0:24:38 | |
It's either you win, and everyone goes, "Yay!" | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
'I can't believe it, I can't believe it! Marshall has won!' | 0:24:40 | 0:24:45 | |
Touch down! | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
INTENSE CHEERING | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
Or you lose, and everyone goes, | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
"Yay!" Because you've just done it in such a noble way. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS, CROWD CHEERS | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
Cool Runnings, they don't win the bobsleigh | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
when they are up against it. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:07 | |
But they finish the race, that's the important bit for that film. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:11 | |
A good sports film isn't necessarily about the team winning | 0:25:15 | 0:25:19 | |
or succeeding, but they succeed in some way. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:21 | |
I think that's why we get het up by them. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
Monsieur Bobby... By defeating me today, you have set me free. | 0:25:25 | 0:25:30 | |
And for that, I thank you. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
I will never shake your hand. Ever. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
But I will give you this. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
OK, I don't know about you, but I'm exhausted. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
So, I guess I'd better present the trophy to our undisputed | 0:25:54 | 0:25:58 | |
champion sports movie. It's a true classic that's got everything. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
A down-and-out journeyman who's going nowhere, | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
a girl who is with our hero every step of the way, and the greatest | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
ever use of a flight of steps on a public building in cinema history. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:14 | |
Why wasn't I in this film? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
The Hoff's Best Sports Film Ever can only be the one, the only... | 0:26:17 | 0:26:21 | |
..Rocky! | 0:26:24 | 0:26:25 | |
MUSIC: "Rocky Theme: Gonna Fly Now" by Bill Vito | 0:26:26 | 0:26:31 | |
The only movie you watch for the boxing is Rocky. | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
That's the only boxing movie that's about the boxing. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
'A 50 to 1 underdog living a Cinderella story | 0:26:40 | 0:26:43 | |
'and he's captured people's imaginations all over the world.' | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
It showed me as a kid growing up | 0:26:46 | 0:26:50 | |
that the unachievable was achievable. | 0:26:50 | 0:26:55 | |
'I don't believe this! The champ is down.' | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
That first one was a low-budget, gritty little movie, | 0:27:00 | 0:27:04 | |
so for it to win Oscars, which it did do, was a huge achievement. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
It's his struggle and his life and how he turns it around and the | 0:27:14 | 0:27:19 | |
ending is so good. I think he's a very inspirational character. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
-I love you! -I love you. -I love you! -I love you, I love you. -I love you. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:29 | |
I love you. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
Well, it's time for me to hose down the changing room | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
and get out of here. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
But before I go, remember, winning isn't just about dedication, | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
hard work, reaching the peak of performance. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
It's also about having great chat-up lines, so chicks like you. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:50 | |
This is The Hoff, signing off. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
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