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I'm David Hasselhoff, a grade-A TV superstar and a movie man too.

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In fact, I know Hollywood better than I know my own face.

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And I've spent a long time in make-up.

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I've done horror movies, action movies, sci-fi, dance,

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rom-coms, but tonight,

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we look at a genre that a lifelong winner like yours truly

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cannot get enough of as we knuckle down

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and train hard for the title of The Hoff's Best Sports Film Ever.

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Welcome to the Hoffice.

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You know, I've never counted all of these trophies before. Why?

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Because they're props!

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I've got way more than this in my real house, believe me!

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At the end of the show, I'm going

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to reveal to you The Hoff's Best Sports Film Ever,

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but first, I'm going to tell you what I want in a great sports movie.

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OK, team! Let's do this!

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We'll have unlikely sports heroes...

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The Jamaican bobsleigh team.

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-..a touch of sporting romance...

-Please be 18.

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Hi. My name is Lola Bunny.

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I know she's a rabbit and a cartoon, but she's actually quite hot.

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Adrian!

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Rocky has Adrian, hasn't he?

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Adrian!

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-Adrian!

-Adrian!

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..some mean, mean coaches...

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-Like that.

-Touch! Touch!

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You've got to get mean! That's the only way you can play.

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There's no crying in baseball!

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There's no crying in baseball.

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..and the most effective training method there is.

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Training definitely has to be in a montage.

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MUSIC: "Rocky Theme: Gonna Fly Now" by Bill Conti

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-SINGS:

-# Getting stronger

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# Montage, montage! #

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# Baby, ooh, you made it stop! #

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First up, it's the guys I totally cannot relate to, the underdogs.

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That's right, you can't have

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a story about winners without someone who initially sucks

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so bad at a sport, that someone had to make a movie about it.

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Prepare to wince.

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GRUNTS

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'Here comes the underdog, Brendan Conlon.'

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I love an underdog story.

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His character... He's not supposed to make it.

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What's the matter? Mommy not here to dress you?

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We are all the underdogs.

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We all suck at so many aspects of our lives.

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I'm not fat! I'm just... I'm unfit.

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They can't be someone who looked like they could win to begin with.

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If you've supported England and Crystal Palace for as long

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as I have, you naturally root for the underdog.

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Who does she think she is, Beckham, or what?

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Can we chest it like him, you know? Give us some "bam".

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Chest it, Jess, go on. Chest it. Argh!

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'In Bend It Like Beckham,'

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the fact that she is not only a girl but she

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is a Punjabi girl, an Indian girl,

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who is fighting against everything...

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-I'm joining a girls' team.

-Huh?!

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Her family, who want her to become like a doctor or a lawyer...

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What family will want a daughter-in-law

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who can run around kicking

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football all day but can't make round chapattis?

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They don't want her to play football, so when they find out

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that that's what she's doing, they try and put a stop to it.

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That's it! No more football!

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Cool Runnings,

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it's a classic. The Jamaican bobsleigh team.

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They shouldn't be there. They're a joke.

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We're different. People are always afraid of what's different.

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Hey, Jamaica!

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Watch out for number 12 turn. It's scary, eh?

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John Candy somehow makes these four guys into

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potential competitors

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for the Olympics.

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Whooooah! Arghhh! Arghhhh!

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METAL SCRAPES, CLANKS

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Good sports films have got that they where, you know, you start off,

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you're losing, you're down and out...

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-I think everybody I fight is a bum.

-Well, ain't they?

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The while thing with Rocky, the first movie,

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is that it was the underdog movie.

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You had the talent to become a good fighter!

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And instead of that, you became a leg-breaker, some cheap,

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second-rate loan-shark!

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It's a living.

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My favourite underdog team has got to be in Dodgeball.

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'What a motley crew.'

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'Everything goes wrong.'

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They have the worst team ever.

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But it's brilliant, because every single one of them is an underdog.

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I'm going to send you to hell!

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Don't worry, they'll get it together, they always do.

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Especially if there is a love interest to win over. But wait!

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Romance and sport don't mix? Wrong.

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As anyone who has been to a gym in LA will tell you, working out

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and making out go together like tight jeans and cowboy boots.

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Check out The Hoff's luscious lovers leaderboard.

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Hey, driver! Drive these! Wooo!

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Please be 18.

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Every sports film these days seems to need the romance story,

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because it can't just be enough

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that you have a man being good at sports,

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there has to be a hook of a love story.

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I'd like to try out for the team.

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Hey!

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Hi. My name is Lola Bunny.

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I know she's a rabbit and she's a cartoon,

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but she's actually quite hot.

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You want to play a little one-on-one, doll?

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-Doll?

-Uh-huh!

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-On the court, Bugs.

-Sure!

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There tends to be this moment where romance plays a part in a sports

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journey, like Micky Ward, The Fighter.

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He meets this girl.

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Come on, let me take you out.

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When?

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You need to have a little bit of romance in the film

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to know that a sportsman is not just sport, sport, sport.

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'The more romance there is in the sports film tends to'

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make you at home, believe that, you know, they're just like us.

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-I thought you weren't going to watch.

-I lied.

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You absolutely need a good woman to believe in you,

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even when she's faking it. I mean, we do fake it a lot.

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And you need to rev your engine, you need to fire it up,

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and you need to grab a hold of that line between speed and chaos

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and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra.

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Rocky's got Adrian, hasn't he?

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-You look great.

-Really?

-Oh, yeah.

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Terrific. I mean, you could be a heartbreak.

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She's always been by his side, she's always been his rock.

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-You want me to rub you down?

-No, no, I'm just sore, OK? I'll just...

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-Just sit here.

-Are you sure?

-Yeah, I'm sure.

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Everyone used to say, when I got really, really drunk

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back in the day, that I used to look like

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Rocky when he said "Adrian"!

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Adrian!

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-Adrian!

-Adrian!

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Adrian!

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-Adrian!

-Rocky!

-Was it all right?

-I love you!

-I love you.

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Now, in a sports movie you can't just have a hero soaring to victory.

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I mean, not everyone is David Hasselhoff.

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So, you need some competition, someone who looks like

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they could kick our underdog's butt, and knows it.

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He's the guy with the killer punch, the 100 percent record,

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and he's got the scowl to go with it.

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Step forward, the stony-faced rivals.

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BELL DINGS

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You watch sports to just see how nasty it can get.

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All right, you guys, you know this is for fun,

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so take it easy and give them a good show.

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Tomorrow...will be war!

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The bad guy's always more fun.

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Meet Fran Stalinovskovichdavidovitchsky.

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You want someone who is comedy evil.

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-Arr!

-Grahh!

-I'm here.

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Rivals will do whatever it takes to win.

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May the best man win, huh?

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I will destroy him!

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You are evil! Pure evil,

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your whole family is evil!

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Dolph Lundgren's Ivan Drago is possibly

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the biggest sports nemesis for me.

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Boo! Boo to Ivan Drago.

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He's a guy who kills Rocky's best friend

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within the first 15 minutes of the movie.

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No...!

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And is completely unapologetic about it. He says, "If he dies, he dies."

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If he dies, he dies.

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Normally, the perfect sports film is they lose to their biggest rival.

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Ah! Jesus!

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And there's that sort of, "Oh no! But I wanted them to win!"

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And then sometimes in the film, they'll come back and win it

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and you just think, "Yep, that's good."

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Son of a bitch!

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'Here come the cars to the finish line.

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-'It's Cole Trickle taking the win!'

-All right, all right!

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Beating your rivals, there's no better feeling.

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So, we've got an underachiever

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and an arrogant rival that needs bringing down a peg or two.

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What a sports movie needs now is a grumpy coach with crazy methods.

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Now, I've done a bit of coaching myself,

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and find that the best results

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are always achieved by speaking in German.

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IN TRANSLATION FROM GERMAN:

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But whatever the technique,

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all that matters is that our ungrateful hero pays attention.

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Let's meet the coaches.

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Girly, tough ain't enough.

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Do something! Tackle somebody,

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don't let these guys chew up the goddamn clock on us!

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Now, you start using your head!

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That's not love, that's three feet above your ass!

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Oh, that's Tom Hanks, from Big, he's so nice,

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and...and he's shouting, but he's good at it.

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Are you crying? Are you crying?!

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There's no crying... There's no crying in baseball!

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-There's no crying in baseball.

-There's no crying in baseball!

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There's no crying in baseball. There's no crying in baseball!

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Imagine not even understanding your own team.

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They were like aliens to him

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and he had to teach them to play baseball without crying.

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-Why don't you leave her alone, Jimmy?

-Oh, you zip it, Doris!

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Mr Miyagi would be your original Mr Motivator.

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Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand.

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Daniel has cleaned a car for three days. He's like, "How is this going

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"to help me? All I've done is this." He goes to punch him and he goes...

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I think the grumpy trainer is grumpy because he almost had it,

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but never quite.

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And now he's like some kind of pushy mum.

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Shut up! You guys stink. I thought we came here to play hockey.

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-I knew I forgot something.

-Oh, you think it's funny?

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You think losing is funny?

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Well, not at first, but once you get the hang of it...

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Emilio Estevez in The Mighty Ducks is

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definitely my favourite grumpy trainer.

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I mean, look at what that man has had to go through.

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Married to Paula Abdul, a brother of Charlie Sheen,

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and now he's coaching hockey players who don't know what to do.

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That was the sloppiest playing I've ever seen!

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Why the hell won't you just listen to me?

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Why the hell should we?

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The grumpiest trainer is Patches O'Houlihan,

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played by the wonderful Rip Torn in Dodgeball.

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The name's Patches O'Houlihan.

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I'm your new coach.

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He's just this wheelchair-bound torrent of rage.

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-You've got to get

-mean,

-that's the only way you can play!

-Well...

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I guess, I'm not really an angry person.

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YELLS

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SQUEALS

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Are you angry now?

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He'll just spout it at anyone in his general direction.

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He has some of the most amazingly quotable lines.

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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

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What?

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But enough of that. There is work to do.

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At some point in a sports film, I need the hero to wake up,

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avoid the coffee, and get started on the most punishing

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form of exercise known to man.

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The training montage.

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WHISTLE BLOWS

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Training definitely has to be in a montage.

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-SINGS:

-# Montage, montage! #

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MUSIC: "The Love You Save" by Jackson 5

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You haven't got time, in a sports film, to get the player

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or the team as good as they need to be to win.

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MUSIC: "Jump" by Mystikal

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So, you've got to do it over the course of a 90 second montage with

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an inspirational song, you have to.

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MUSIC: "Do Your Thing" by Basement Jaxx

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Yes!

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The Wrestler, that is my kind of montage. That is a makeover montage.

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The montage for The Wrestler

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was sort of like a montage for The Only Way Is Essex.

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Half the montage is him getting himself ready to look good.

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HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

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The music is definitely key to a good montage.

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MUSIC: Theme from "Rocky"

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-SINGS:

-# Da-da-da-da-da-daaa... #

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I don't even know that movie, I don't know anything about that movie

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except there's a lot of them,

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but I know # Da-da-daaa, da-da-daaa... #

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MUSIC: "Rocky Theme: Gonna Fly Now" by Bill Conti

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If only real training was like that - so good.

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# Trying hard now... #

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He needs to be focused, he needs to be dedicated.

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# ..Getting stronger... #

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SINGS: # Getting stronger... #

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Who hasn't imagined themselves running up the stairs

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and punching the air?

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# Gonna fly

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# Fly, fly... #

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There's not many steps, I don't know why he's punching the air,

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celebrating.

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There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say to

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himself, "I can't do this." For me, it was running down the beach

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next to Pamela Anderson while trying to look straight ahead.

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For the dudes in sports movies,

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it's the moment every competitor fears, the set-back.

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It's time to lose the plot

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with some of my favourite sports movie moments of doubt.

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There's got to be a set-back.

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Why, why, why, why, why, why? Why? Why? Why? Why?

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At least one big set-back, otherwise it's too easy.

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You don't want to see someone have an easy rise to the top.

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-I think I broke my ankle.

-What?

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Something always goes wrong when someone is on the upward path.

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But I'm not even sure he even knows where he's at right now.

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This makes us all realise the kind of pressure these drivers are under.

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Mr Bobby, come on down here!

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Help me, Jesus! Help me, Jewish God!

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Help me, Allah! Aaah! Help me, Tom Cruise!

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Yeah, good example of a set-back in a sports film is in Dodgeball.

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Patches O'Houlihan, their coach, leading this shambolic team.

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Blockers in the centre, funnelling, aim low

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and will someone catch a goddamn ball?!

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They walk into the lobby and the lighting fitting just falls on him.

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-Tomorrow, we're going to pecker-slap those Globo Gym

-BLEEP.

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-Yeah!

-Yeah!

-You really think we can beat Globo Gym?

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As long as we've got Patches, we've got a shot.

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'Kills the coach dead, right there and then.'

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You have this moment, this sinking feeling, as do the team.

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They're like, "Well, how are we going to win?

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-'"He was going to teach us everything we needed to know."'

-My God.

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And that's what you need. You don't want it to be perfect, you don't

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want them to win everything all the way.

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You have to have that set-back.

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-Jamaica, to your positions.

-ALL: Respect!

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In Cool Runnings, the set-back is their skis on the bottom of

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their sled, or sledge, or whatever it's called... It's not good.

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They bought a cheap bobsled.

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Feel the rhythm! Feel the ride! Get 'em up! It's bobsleigh time!

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Cool Runnings!

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On their final race, when they're doing really well,

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they've got the kit, they're getting a bit respected...

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'With that rickety old sled,

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'the Jamaicans are flying through the turns.'

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..breaks.

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'This does not look good.'

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And that's it then, isn't it?

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'Oh!'

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I think my favourite set-back is in Happy Gilmore,

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where Carl Weathers dies

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'when Happy Gilmore shows him

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'the head of the crocodile that ate his hand.'

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-Oh, this looks nice! What is it?

-Open it up.

-Gee...

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-Oh, man!

-Remember the gator that got your hand?

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I got his head!

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-Aaarghhh!

-Chubbs!

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-Chubbs!

-'So, he has a real set-back,'

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he's killed his trainer.

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A truly great victory can only be earned by overcoming adversity.

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When the chips are down and the game is going the wrong way,

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what I need is the speech to end all speeches.

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I've got a bunch that will bring tears to your eyes, right here.

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Great moments... are born from great opportunity.

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You can do this.

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How you play today...

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..from this moment on, is how you...

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..will be remembered.

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This is your time!

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Now go out there and take it.

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CHEERING

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I think just a pat on the back is fine, something like that.

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It is better to die like a tiger than to live like a pussy.

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Yeah. Thanks for telling me that, that's all I needed.

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You've got to approach every day like it's your last.

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Things are not looking good for Peter in Dodgeball.

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He has basically taken the money and run.

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He has left his team behind at the pivotal moment

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in the dodgeball tournament.

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And who comes in to, you know, give them a bit of a kick

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but Lance Armstrong?

0:20:520:20:53

You know, once I was thinking about quitting when I was diagnosed

0:20:550:20:58

with brain, lung, and testicular the cancer, all at the same time.

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But with the love and support of my friends and family

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I got back on the bike and I won the Tour de France five times.

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But I'm sure you have a good reason to quit.

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And that was a brilliant joke in 2004.

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Well, I guess if a person never quit when the going got tough,

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they wouldn't have anything to regret for the rest of their life.

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But good luck to you, Peter.

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I'm sure this decision won't haunt you for ever.

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'Now, in 2013,'

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sadly that cameo doesn't work quite as well.

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In fact, I've heard he may actually have that cameo

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stripped from his record.

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The Al Pacino speech in Any Given Sunday

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is genuinely biblical.

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We're in hell right now, gentlemen. Believe me.

0:21:340:21:38

-And we can stay here and get the

-BLEEP

-kicked out of us,

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or we can fight our way back into the light.

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We can climb out of hell...

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..one inch at a time.

0:21:540:21:56

For the whole speech, he talks about inches.

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Because we know when we add up all those inches, that is going to

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-make the

-BLEEP

-difference between winning and losing!

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There's one guy who looks like, like he's OD'd on speech.

0:22:070:22:12

Between living and dying!

0:22:120:22:15

Real-life coaches and managers are now playing this speech

0:22:160:22:19

to motivate their own troops. Which saves them the trouble, I guess.

0:22:190:22:22

Now, what are you going to do?

0:22:220:22:26

SHOUTING

0:22:270:22:31

You know, sometimes you've got to seize the moment.

0:22:320:22:35

In sports movies, that moment happens right near the end

0:22:350:22:39

as the clock ticks down and our hero has one shot at glory left.

0:22:390:22:44

That is when The Hoff wants a showdown. Bring it on.

0:22:440:22:49

BELL DINGS

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'A good showdown in a sporting movie.

0:22:580:23:01

'There normally has to be a point where the team'

0:23:010:23:04

or the individual look like they're about to lose.

0:23:040:23:07

Ah-ha-ha...argh...ah.

0:23:130:23:16

I think American football is a very good one for it,

0:23:190:23:21

when time is about to run out.

0:23:210:23:22

You think, "Oh, God, they're not..."

0:23:270:23:29

They always make it, though. They always make it.

0:23:290:23:31

Mom, Mom, Mom!

0:23:340:23:36

And the seven seconds last about 98 seconds

0:23:390:23:42

and everything happens in slow motion.

0:23:420:23:45

So, there's got to be some sort of you're nearly going to die,

0:24:000:24:03

or lose, and then you remember something,

0:24:030:24:05

or think of someone and it just inspires you.

0:24:050:24:08

Dad!

0:24:120:24:14

But there needs to be that bit

0:24:180:24:20

where they are losing, and then they win.

0:24:200:24:21

-He did it!

-Yeah!

0:24:340:24:35

There's two ways a sports movie ends.

0:24:350:24:38

It's either you win, and everyone goes, "Yay!"

0:24:380:24:40

'I can't believe it, I can't believe it! Marshall has won!'

0:24:400:24:45

Touch down!

0:24:460:24:48

INTENSE CHEERING

0:24:480:24:52

Or you lose, and everyone goes,

0:24:520:24:54

"Yay!" Because you've just done it in such a noble way.

0:24:540:24:57

TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS, CROWD CHEERS

0:24:590:25:03

Cool Runnings, they don't win the bobsleigh

0:25:030:25:05

when they are up against it.

0:25:050:25:07

But they finish the race, that's the important bit for that film.

0:25:070:25:11

A good sports film isn't necessarily about the team winning

0:25:150:25:19

or succeeding, but they succeed in some way.

0:25:190:25:21

I think that's why we get het up by them.

0:25:210:25:23

Monsieur Bobby... By defeating me today, you have set me free.

0:25:250:25:30

And for that, I thank you.

0:25:310:25:32

I will never shake your hand. Ever.

0:25:350:25:38

But I will give you this.

0:25:400:25:42

OK, I don't know about you, but I'm exhausted.

0:25:510:25:54

So, I guess I'd better present the trophy to our undisputed

0:25:540:25:58

champion sports movie. It's a true classic that's got everything.

0:25:580:26:02

A down-and-out journeyman who's going nowhere,

0:26:020:26:05

a girl who is with our hero every step of the way, and the greatest

0:26:050:26:09

ever use of a flight of steps on a public building in cinema history.

0:26:090:26:14

Why wasn't I in this film?

0:26:140:26:16

The Hoff's Best Sports Film Ever can only be the one, the only...

0:26:170:26:21

..Rocky!

0:26:240:26:25

MUSIC: "Rocky Theme: Gonna Fly Now" by Bill Vito

0:26:260:26:31

The only movie you watch for the boxing is Rocky.

0:26:360:26:38

That's the only boxing movie that's about the boxing.

0:26:380:26:40

'A 50 to 1 underdog living a Cinderella story

0:26:400:26:43

'and he's captured people's imaginations all over the world.'

0:26:430:26:46

It showed me as a kid growing up

0:26:460:26:50

that the unachievable was achievable.

0:26:500:26:55

'I don't believe this! The champ is down.'

0:26:560:27:00

That first one was a low-budget, gritty little movie,

0:27:000:27:04

so for it to win Oscars, which it did do, was a huge achievement.

0:27:040:27:08

It's his struggle and his life and how he turns it around and the

0:27:140:27:19

ending is so good. I think he's a very inspirational character.

0:27:190:27:23

-I love you!

-I love you.

-I love you!

-I love you, I love you.

-I love you.

0:27:240:27:29

I love you.

0:27:320:27:34

Well, it's time for me to hose down the changing room

0:27:340:27:37

and get out of here.

0:27:370:27:39

But before I go, remember, winning isn't just about dedication,

0:27:390:27:42

hard work, reaching the peak of performance.

0:27:420:27:45

It's also about having great chat-up lines, so chicks like you.

0:27:450:27:50

This is The Hoff, signing off.

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