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Hi. I'm David Hasselhoff

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and I know everything there is to know about great movies.

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I've been in horrors, rom-coms,

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sports movies, dance movies, action movies.

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You name it, I've done it.

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And today, I'm going to take your brain to another dimension.

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Welcome to The Hoffice.

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Please sit down, but don't get too comfortable.

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This desk has to be back in Hugh Hefner's mansion in two hours.

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In this episode of The Hoff's Best Films Ever,

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we're going to visit the only place I know

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that's bigger than my profile in Germany.

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Space!

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As I reveal to you The Hoff's Best Sci-fi Film Ever.

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Ten... Nine... Eight...

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OK, OK, that's enough. Roll it!

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As we travel through time, we'll meet creatures that are not of this world.

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That little bugger!

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Out with his tongue ball. Eugh!

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We'll find out what kind of hero a good sci-fi film needs.

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If you can kick alien ass, you're cool!

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Get away from her, you bitch!

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We'll hang out with everyone's favourite sci-fi invention,

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the robot.

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I am a robot. Look at me. Fight the power!

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We'll see exactly what kind of weapons you need to survive

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in a sci-fi world.

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They dream up wonderful ways in which to kill people.

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My favourite.

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We'll answer the question, "What should I wear?"

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We used to have three-quarter-length jackets.

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Like cheap leather. Plastic leather - pleather!

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I could see you in that outfit, man!

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And we'll do it all in the best form of transport ever, a spaceship.

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The best sci-fi spaceship is definitely Minn... Minn... Minnellium Falcon.

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Millellium Falcon.

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The thing from Star Wars!

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Cool! But believe me, none of it means anything

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if you don't create a world the audience can believe in.

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I should know. I made Starcrash!

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When do we reach the floating city?

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-Less than two minutes.

-I'll check the docking facilities.

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Right.

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'A movie set in a third dimension

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'where the Emperor of the galaxy's son was called Simon!'

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Don't ask!

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Thankfully, many other directors have spent millions

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building huge sets perfecting CGI and crafting landscapes

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that have left kids - and let's face it, geeks - all over the world

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wide-eyed with wonder!

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'The best thing about sci-fi is the outer world.'

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There's something different, mysterious.

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Going places and discovering things you never thought you'd see

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or experience ever.

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My favourite sci-fi world from childhood has to be Star Wars.

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Star Wars set the bar so high.

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You've got everything you need.

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The bar scene in the first Star Wars,

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it's just genius. It's funny.

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You've got all the aliens playing their "toot-toot!"

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Brilliant.

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Avatar world, oh, my goodness.

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I saw that in 3D. Best 3D movie ever.

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I felt like that was a holiday for me!

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When I was watching it in 3D, I was there. I was at Pandora.

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When the film ended, I was sad

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and angry.

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And I wanted to go back to Pandora, and I wanted to be blue!

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The Matrix is just my favourite sci-fi world, definitely.

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Welcome to the desert of the real.

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Films like Alien and Blade Runner.

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The way that the future is manifested

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is actually quite dark and grubby

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and dingy, and quite industrial.

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It's a very bleak view of the future.

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The detail from top to bottom in this imagined world

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is superb - just slightly off kilter.

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I will watch Planet of the Apes movies before I'll breathe.

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I think it's amazing.

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When you first see the apes in the field,

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and that music, "Raa! Raa!"

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And then the apes show their faces!

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That is pant-shittingly great!

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Can I say "pants"?

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Now it's time to meet the guys from outer space.

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In sci-fi, aliens come in all shapes and sizes.

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Fat and slug-like, green and slimy, bug-eyed, leathery, poisonous.

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Kind of like my agents and managers.

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But whatever they look like, the most important thing

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is for them to be a little like me -

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unforgettable!

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Here's the stomach.

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Paul and E.T. are up there for me.

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-Are you an alien?!

-To you I am, yes.

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-Are you going to probe us?

-Why does everyone assume that? What am I doing?

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-Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an arse?

-Wh... What?!

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He finds himself in this world where he's just trying to be one of the guys.

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He likes a bit of Prodigy. He likes a smoke.

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-'What does that mean?'

-It means healing, Mr Spielberg.

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-'Yeah, right! Healing.'

-OK.

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'Like if I touch her or something. Like his finger at the end, when he reaches out and touches?'

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Maybe. You know, sometimes I find less is more.

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'Hey - trust me.'

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Films sort of stick to the template of what aliens look like.

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The long hair, the weird eyes.

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Spielberg came along. "No, I'll make my own alien."

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I'll...be...right...here.

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Looked like a loaf of bread on top of a fork, basically!

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'E.T. would have been a very different movie'

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if it was the alien from Alien had come down!

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And instead, when he injured his finger

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he'd bit it off and impregnated his mum with his offspring!

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# Dee-diddly-dee... Kapow! #

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That little thing, crab-looking spider-like, hand-looking

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nastiness with the towel.

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That is nasty. I don't like that.

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I don't think they should ever put that in the film. They went too far.

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It doesn't really have a name.

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Aghh!

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They've called it Alien, so they've taken the best name. What can you call any other alien?

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This kind of really creepy, weirdly sexual beast,

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dripping with slime with this kind of phallic head

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that punches out of John Hurt's chest.

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'That thing with the little teeth.'

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It just shows you it's quality, not quantity.

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That little bugger!

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The brilliant scene where the egg in Alien, when John Hurt goes to look in the egg.

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And you see just through the shell

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something moving in there, which is this face-hugger!

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I've heard it's Ridley Scott's hand in a pair of rubber gloves!

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Just inside, wiggling them around!

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The best alien in a sci-fi film is Jabba the Hutt.

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With his tongue. Eugh!

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It's grotesque. He's grotesque!

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But really scary!

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EVIL CHUCKLE

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Great sci-fi films need great spaceships.

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Whether you're an alien or an android, getting from A to B in space isn't easy,

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especially when B is 200 billion light years away!

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That's why you'd better make sure you've got yourself a serious set of boosters

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because if you haven't got hyper-speed and target-locking lasers,

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you are going nowhere, my friend!

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Get ready for blast-off!

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The best sci-fi spaceship is definitely Minn... Minn... Millellium Falcon.

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I can never say that! Millellium Falcon.

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That thing. The thing from Star Wars.

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She's almost like a character in the film itself.

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The kind of affection and love that Han Solo feels for this thing.

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She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts!

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He treats it like his lover,

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the way he talks if anyone touches it.

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I've made a lot of special modifications myself.

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Because I was so obsessed with him, I've never wanted to be a spaceship so much in my entire life!

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I've always had a soft spot for the Starship Enterprise.

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'Space - the final frontier.

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'These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise.'

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Just because there are so many worlds within this one ship.

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You can't even contemplate how enormous it must be.

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What I like about the Enterprise is it seems all human life is here.

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Well, all human and alien life is here.

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It's almost like a heavenly, Eden-like place

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where everybody from lots of different races and planets

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can all hang out together, mingle together and work together.

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Oh, my God!

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'When I think about movie spaceships,

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'I have to think about the Close Encounters mother ship.'

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This amazing living city in the sky

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that swoops over Devil's Tower at the end.

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It's a model. No CG, all model.

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It's just absolutely amazing.

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Oh, my God!

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'It's meant to fill you with awe. It's got lots of lights,'

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amazing five-note sequence that it responds to.

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FIVE MUSICAL NOTES

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Most sci-fi films are visually amazing,

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but you can't just rock up on a blue planet with six moons

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in a pair of jeans and a hoodie!

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The good news is, even if you look like Jabba the Hutt,

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you can get anywhere if you're dressed right.

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Sci-fi movies have given us some of the most far-out fashions

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in the history of the universe.

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Strike a pose. It's time for The Hoff to introduce

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sci-fi's next top model!

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# You keep sayin' you've got somethin' for me... #

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Sci-fi fashion is incredibly difficult to get right.

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You usually end up running around in silver jumpsuits!

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Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes, Mr Powers?

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I designed them myself.

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Why silver? Is it some reflective property that makes it good?

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In Blade Runner, they did a clever thing of having a mix of different fashions

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and quite eclectic looks that everyone had.

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It seems believable even now,

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even though it was made in 1981, '82.

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There seems to be a lot of leather going on in the future.

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I think The Matrix is the most stylish sci-fi film.

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We used to have three-quarter-length jackets.

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I'm not joking. This is a true story.

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They weren't leather, though. It was cheap leather. Plastic leather - pleather!

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..that I would find The One.

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-The Fifth Element...

-..was weird.

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The outfits in The Fifth Element were so weird!

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-I mean, Chris Tucker!

-I can see you in that outfit, man!

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# All night long, all night... #

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I think fashion in sci-fi, when they try too hard, can go wrong.

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When they try to make everyone look really futuristic.

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'When are we going to be able to have fat days in the future?'

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When can you have a bloat from gluten?

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Everything is like second skin!

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I hate that about future films.

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It panics me about what I'll do in the future!

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What happens at Christmas when you gain a few pounds?

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When you gain an extra ass?

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You can't do that! Nothing is hidden in the future!

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I think The Day the Earth Stood Still

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was very much like an outfit that you could pee in.

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I think that's why you have those space outfits.

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You can just basically let loose.

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You may not know it, but The Hoff knows all about science.

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E, for example, = MC squared.

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And I'll send you a signed photo if you can prove me wrong.

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But, in the world of sci-fi,

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things are different.

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Cos in the movies, science is made up.

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And if you think making up science that sounds realistic is easy,

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then you never disengaged the flexar monitor on a Phaseoid TC-20.

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Avatar has a lot of sci-fi babble.

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What we think we know is that there is some kind of electro-chemical communication

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between the roots of the trees,

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like the synapses between neurons.

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And each tree has ten to the fourth connections to the trees around it.

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And there are ten to the 12th trees on Pandora.

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There is a tendency that you can kind of explain,

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try and explain anything away,

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with just kind of made-up science.

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It's a network. It's a global network

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and the Na'vi can access it.

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They can upload and download data,

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memories, at sites like the one you just destroyed.

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Yes!

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What the hell have you people been smoking out there?

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-Anything to do with Star Trek...

-Right.

-..has a ridiculous amount of babble in it.

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How in the hell did they do that? Where did the Romulans get that kind of weaponry?

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The engineering necessary to artificially create a black hole

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may suggest an answer.

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Such technology could theoretically be manipulated to create a tunnel through space/time.

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Dammit, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!

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They don't have the science worked out, but someone pops up in a white suit.

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The grey flesh encasing it is organic material.

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Some kind of bio-engineered space suit.

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If it's a woman, it's someone who is probably model pretty.

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They'll just blind you with science.

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Which makes sense, given the placenta is a life-support system.

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Basically, in order to survive in our environment,

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the being had to be born here.

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They'll throw loads of fancy words at you, but it still doesn't make a lick of sense!

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To make an alteration in the evolvement of an organic life system is fatal.

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A coding sequence cannot be revised once it's been established.

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If they could explain them, they would have made them by now.

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So why try and explain it? You can't. If you could, someone would have made it.

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That is the paradox of science fiction!

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When we're talking of science fiction films,

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we have to talk about robots.

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They started off as a bit of harmless fun.

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Hell, I even used one in my car.

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Now they've started asking us

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why we have an unexpected item in the bagging area

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when we're trying to buy milk!

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If that isn't going too far, then I am not the number one TV star in history.

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But don't say the movie robots didn't warn us.

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Those crazy little tin men have been causing trouble

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since cameras started rolling!

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-AS A ROBOT:

-Engage the Hoff-bot!

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So you've got androids, cyborgs and robots.

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Like different breeds of dogs.

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I think we like robots for two reasons.

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One because we want servants!

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We want servants that are pliable and will do whatever we ask them to do

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and robots in movies tend to do that.

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-COOL ROBOT VOICE:

-Shall I finish cutting your hair later?

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No, let's finish this.

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C-3PO and R2-D2 are a cute little buddy couple, aren't they?

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Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances.

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The Empire may be... CUTS OUT

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-C-3PO was ghastly.

-In Short Circuit, there's Johnny 5. Everyone remembers that.

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Malfunction. Need input.

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-Input?!

-He just sort of waddled around, whining the whole time.

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You just wanted to see him destroyed.

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No! No disassemble! No disassemble Number 5!

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If you watch Wall-E, he does have a similar body shape to Johnny 5,

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but Wall-E would kick Johnny 5's ass

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up and down the street happily.

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I love robotic reminders of ourselves, as well,

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so I love Robocop.

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He's a husk of a man. He's been shot to ribbons by the bad guys.

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So they put his body, I think half of his body, into a metal torso

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that keeps him alive, just about.

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WOMAN CRIES

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-Let the woman go. You are under arrest.

-Shit!

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He has a computer memory and a human memory, and they fight for supremacy in his mind.

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He's an incredibly cool character.

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MAN SCREAMS IN AGONY

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Your move, creep!

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I like the humanoid robot's end.

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The straight up, "I am a robot. Look at me. Fight the power!"

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Ash!

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Robots in films, as long as they have white blood,

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which is gross and horrible,

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I think that qualifies for a robot. You don't need to act like a robot.

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-Mr Lawrence?

-Yes.

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Michael Fassbender's robot, David, in Prometheus, is probably the best.

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I was designed like this because you people are more comfortable interacting with your own kind.

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He's trying so hard to be accepted,

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even though he will never be accepted because he's a robot.

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If I didn't wear the suit, it would defeat the purpose.

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-Making you guys pretty close, huh?

-Not too close, I hope.

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Of course, the thing we really care about in a sci-fi movie

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is the hero or heroine.

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I mean, girls kill stuff, too.

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But a sci-fi hero is a very specific kind of beast.

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They have to be able to pilot any kind of spacecraft

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without looking in the instruction manual!

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And look hot doing kung fu in pleather!

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So, who's my perfect sci-fi hero?

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Guess who's going to be a bit of a rogue in there, with your sci-fi hero?

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-You need gas?

-Been here long?

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'They need to be special, somehow.'

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They need to be able to do something that other people in the film can't do.

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Bruce Willis is the best action hero ever,

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but can do sci-fi incredibly well.

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Because it's exactly the same except instead of shooting people, he's shooting aliens!

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One of my favourite sci-fi movie heroes is Arnold Schwarzenegger in Terminator 2: Judgment Day.

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My mission is to protect you.

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Yeah? Who sent you?

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You did.

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We don't necessarily like our heroes to be too sort of invincible.

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The fact is that he's got to protect this essentially helpless child.

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So that's where the vulnerability comes from.

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So we don't need it in the hero. The hero can be completely bad ass!

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One of my favourite sci-fi heroes is Neo from The Matrix.

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Neo from The Matrix is the science fiction version of Superman.

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He can fly, he's strong.

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Someone who can defeat anything and anyone with the power of his mind!

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If you look at Star Wars, you've got two heroes, really.

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You've got Luke and Han, and they're completely different people.

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-I'm not going anywhere!

-They're going to execute her!

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You said you didn't want to wait and be captured. Now you want to stay?

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Marching into the detention area is not what I had in mind!

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-But they're going to kill her!

-Better her than me!

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You always thought Han was the brave one, but in the end, Luke came good.

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A lot of times, like Luke Skywalker, they're the reluctant heroes.

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They don't want to do it,

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but they wind up saving the Earth.

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What a bonus! I bet he gets laid!

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'Remember, The Force will be with you, always.'

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When Star Wars came out, I was seven,

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and I just wanted to be Luke Skywalker.

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What's he talking about?

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Then you move on from that,

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and I would say your icon would settle on Deckard from Blade Runner!

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I'm Deckard, Blade Runner.

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260-354. I'm a monitor.

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My favourite sci-fi hero is definitely Sigourney Weaver

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in the Alien films, because she turns into a bad ass throughout the film.

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Sigourney Weaver kicks ass, and she kicks alien ass, as well.

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If you can kick alien ass, you're cool!

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Get away from her, you bitch!

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In a sci-fi world, where you've got to stretch... The suspension of disbelief is huge!

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You've got to have a lot of patience for sci-fi in that respect.

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The characters have to be real.

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The problem for me is, a lot of the heroes in sci-fi films,

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I end up preferring the monster!

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Let's get something straight. On Earth, weapons make you look like a psycho.

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But in a space film, if you're not packing some high-tech laser phaser,

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you're going to end up living in something's stomach.

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And I don't do living in something's stomach.

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For a start, it would ruin my tan!

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So, grab your blasters.

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It's time to load up The Hoff's most awesome space weapons!

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Sci-fi is a wonderful breeding ground for directors with wonderful imaginations

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who want to dream up wonderful ways in which to kill people.

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Favourite weapon in a sci-fi has got to be the Death Star in Star Wars.

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-It's a planet that blows up other planets! You don't get much bigger than that!

-It's a big deal.

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Then we have the coolest movie weapon of all time, no debate.

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It's the lightsaber.

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As a kid, you and your mates, fighting with broom handles going,

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"Vrrr!"

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I think the best weapon in a sci-fi film is not Robocop himself...

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ED-209.

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..but the two-legged machine

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that they've developed as an aid to law enforcement.

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Please put down your weapon! You have 20 seconds to comply.

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I think you'd better do what he says!

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It's such a funny scene. It's macabre, but it's really funny.

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My favourite weapon in a sci-fi film is in The Fifth Element.

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Voila! The ZF-1.

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It's an all-purpose thing.

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It's light. Handle's adjustable for easy carrying.

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Good for righters and lefters. Breaks down into four parts.

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Undetectable by x-ray. Ideal for quick, discreet interventions.

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They have a net thrower, a freeze thrower.

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A flame thrower.

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My favourite!

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OK. We've travelled the universe, and now we're back on Earth,

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which is ruled by me, Lord David of Hasselhoff.

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But which space movie sends me into the stratosphere?

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Well, The Hoff's Best Sci-Fi Film Ever

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has the perfect combo of spaceship,

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weapons and the best alien in movie history.

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It's even led by my all-time favourite life form,

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a woman!

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That's right. I give to you the one and only...

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..Alien!

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Of course ever all-time is Alien! Of course it is!

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It's got everything, that film. Everything.

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They managed to set it in space, but still make it one of the most claustrophobic films.

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They're trapped in their ship.

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I do think Alien was incredibly influential.

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Particularly in the actual alien, with all its weird teeth.

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And the weird dripping things that are happening.

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Sigourney Weaver is my ultimate female hero.

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When everything is falling around her...

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..she puts her hair up, she sorts it out.

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I'm altering the vector now.

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She saves the day!

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The greatest piece of sci-fi film-making ever.

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I hope you enjoyed the show. I know I did.

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We've learned that sci-fi movies challenge us to dream of distant horizons.

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They also show us that maybe there is a corner of the universe

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where nobody is too ugly to get into a cool bar.

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OK, we're done.

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So, until we meet again,

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this is The Hoff blasting off!

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Good night!

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