Episode 1 Snow, Sex & Suspicious Parents

THEY SHOUT: Show me some nipples!

Let loose with your mates in the ski and party capitals of Europe.

Oh!

Joining the action on the piste.

I've never drunk so much in my life.

There's freedom...

I'm having such a good time, I just don't want to go home.

..temptation...

and excess.

But what the kids don't know is their parents are coming too...

Let's get going, ready?

..secretly spying...

I'm going to wee my pants.

It's too much for me to take in as a mother.

..to see if their little ones can stand on their own two feet.

Will the parents like what they see...

That is not what I expect of my son.

..as their kids get the shock of their lives.

Hello, baby!

Oh, my gosh!

My granny's here.

This programme contains strong language.

Coming up...

BLEEP.

..muscle man Olly, party boy Jake

and four of their uni mates head off for a week of anarchy in the Alps.

There will be snow...

-seduction...

-This isn't my room.

..and serious drinking.

Rossy, you're not jumping off this thing.

But it's Olly...

ALL: Hooray!

..and Jake...

This is one of my favourite days ever.

..who will be under the spotlight.

I'm a pirate on the piste.

Because their mums will be watching their every move.

-They're spoiling other people's holidays.

-Yeah.

So, when their parents go undercover...

Oliver is absolutely out of it.

..will they cope with what they discover?

There doesn't seem to be any stopping them.

Or, will it all prove too much?

I think you think you're not good enough,

or you've not done a good enough job.

Oh, looking...

Muscle bound 20-year-old Olly was brought up in Lancaster

by his doting single mum, Fiona.

I'm so proud of Oliver,

so proud of him I could burst.

From about the age of eight years old, I've called him

my little Mr Fixer.

We would go to IKEA and come back with a car full

and whilst I was unpacking it, Oliver was building it.

I think my mum would like to think I'm a mummy's boy,

but I'm definitely not.

My friends would probably describe me as the life and soul of the party.

I'm quite crazy on a night out.

Olly left home for uni two years ago, and now hairdresser mum Fiona

has no idea what he gets up to.

What's going on in your love life at the moment?

Not much really.

You always say that.

That's always the answer.

I don't talk to my parents about relationships with girls.

-I don't really think they need to know.

-You never tell me anything.

-This could be it.

-And it's not just his love life he's coy about.

The reason he doesn't like me to see anything on his Facebook

is because I think an awful lot of it is to do with drinking.

It worries me that he's binge drinking.

Start of a night out, probably have a bottle of Vodka,

then we'll hit a trebles bar.

There is times when I will blackout and not remember the night before.

But I think that happens to everyone at some point.

Olly turns 21 while he's away.

Oh, what have you got me that for?

Well, cos I'm not going to be there to share your birthday,

so I just want you to have a bottle of bubbles.

-Ah!

-And there's just a little IOU thing in there.

-Oh, thanks, Mum.

-And I just want you to have an amazing time.

But his mum will be closer than he thinks on his big day.

-Thank you.

-Just have the best 21st birthday ever, won't you?

And Fiona won't be alone.

Joining her on her spying experience is Olly's grandmother, Margaret.

Are you looking forward to this trip then?

Yes. Are you?

I'm really excited.

I don't know what I'm in for, but I'm looking forward to it.

Oh, er, I'm not too sure what I'm in for, but hey!

Oh, I do want to spy on Oliver's holiday.

Just to see what he's really getting up to.

If I see a different side to Oliver, that I've never seen before

whilst he's away on this holiday, I'm not very sure how I'll cope.

I guess I'd have to wait and see if that arises.

Also getting ready for the ski trip is 21-year-old Jake from Wakefield.

Jake, don't be drinking to excess, so that you're puking and stuff

cos that's quite gross, all right? Especially in hotels.

Remember there's other people. And clean your teeth.

-Cos at the minute...

-I'm responsible and mature.

Single mum and nurse Libby has brought up Jake on her own

since she divorced 12 years ago.

I think I have been quite a strict parent.

I like to teach the boys to be organised, well mannered,

to be respectful, erm, to have a purpose.

Perfect time to party.

I don't know an awful lot about Jake's university life.

I don't think he works as hard as he could.

My mates would probably describe me as the instigator

of all the stupid stuff that goes on with us.

I do like getting a bit silly, doing stupid things on a night out.

If everyone else is having a good time, I'll be having a good time.

Jacob does drink.

And I have no idea how much.

I think I might be quite shocked if I knew how much Jacob drank.

I do like shots, like Sambuca.

Things just seem to escalate quite quickly.

It goes from a couple of drinks to running naked through the street.

My mum, I do think she worries because she's a nurse.

She's seen things, that like people my age, that's upset her.

I know she worries.

And the worst things that I would not like to see would be

excessive drinking,

obviously hurting himself because of that stupidity,

and being disrespectful to other people's holidays.

Jake has struggled at uni

and mum Libby is worried about his commitment.

Are you up-to-date with your studying?

N... Yes.

N... Yes?

-Honestly?

-No.

I started doing drama at uni. I wasn't having much fun and I wanted

to make sure I was having fun, so I transferred to another course.

That's not worked out either.

Are you going to pass this year or not?

I am trying to.

I have other commitments, like...

No, uni's your main commitment. That's why you're up there.

Hmm. At the moment, uni means...

I'm not sure what uni means.

By going undercover, Libby's hoping to find out

what's really going on in his uni life.

A little bit anxious about what I may or may not see,

that I do or I don't want to know about.

Maybe I'll understand him better.

I hope, at the end of it, I can pat him on the back and pat myself

on the back and show that I've not done a bad job bringing him up.

# We like to drink with Katherine... #

Joining Jake and Olly on the piste are four of their uni friends.

Top skier Emily...

..wingman Moran...

single girl Katherine...

and the wild one - Rossy.

In Wakefield, it's time for Jake to say goodbye to mum Libby.

-I love you.

-Love you.

Right, have a great time. OK!

Be good. All right, I'll speak to you later.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, OK, take care.

And, in Lancaster...

-Bye-bye, darling.

-Bye, Mum.

..Olly believes he's leaving mum Fiona behind too.

-Thanks for everything.

-All right, have a good journey.

See you.

Oh, dear, I hope he still loves me afterwards.

Little does he know.

Val d'Isere,

by day, a beautiful and tranquil ski resort

nestled in the heart of the French Alps.

By night, a party Mecca for thrill seekers ready to go wild.

Touching down in France,

Jake, Olly and their four mates are ready to go mad in the mountains.

-Need to do a big group shop.

-Do a group, do a group shop.

Just planning to go to the supermarket

and get some drinks for the coach.

First stop, an important pick-up.

Er, we've got quite a lot of alcohol.

We've spent more money on booze than food,

but that was always going to happen, wasn't it?

I need to be drunk for holiday.

I'm getting so excited.

Welcome to Val d'Isere.

Three hours later, they arrive at the chalet

they'll call home this week.

Me, I'm not even going to get a leg on one of them.

The four boys take one apartment.

-Oh, sweet!

-Oh, bunk beds.

-Wow, it's sick.

-Huge!

And the two girls, Emily and singleton Katherine

take the one next door.

In the boys' pad, Olly makes no secret of his intentions this week.

We have condoms.

Condoms just in case he's going to shag Katherine.

That's why he's got them.

But the group has barely unpacked and Jake spots a problem.

Have you seen who's next door?

I can't believe we're right next to a family.

Don't want to annoy the neighbours on the first night.

Got another six nights, I don't want the Gendarmes round.

Keen to keep the neighbours happy,

these uni drinking buddies will need to be on their best behaviour.

I am Spartacus!

-No, I am Spartacus.

-No, I am Spartacus.

Wahey!

But, as the drinks start flowing, things soon spiral out of control,

when wild man Rossy starts living up to his name.

-Yeah, but just...

-I don't give a flying fuck.

Rossy, you're not jumping off this thing, you're not.

You're embarrassing yourself, stop, and let him come in.

You're not going to get down.

-Go on, we'll go and have another drink.

-Why is he fucking naked?

I would never let anyone do anything too stupid.

So, who's going to stop Olly?

Mate, there's pasta everywhere.

I feel pissed already.

Fuck off.

Fuck off. Excuse me. Fuck off.

-He's got a bottle.

-Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Bail.

Bail.

Midnight, and with the apartment trashed,

the students head out and the rampage continues.

-Do you want to push?

-Fucking hell!

-Jump, Olly.

-Put your legs up.

-Jump, Olly.

-No, guys, pull.

-Oh, my God.

I'll leave it this side of the barrier, let's go to the club.

As they arrive in town,

Olly's drunkenness starts to affect the group.

They're MY fags, I've got MY fags in my pocket.

-I don't know what you've done with yours.

-Oh, right. Well, I didn't...

Do and say what you want, I'm not bothered.

I didn't know that. She told me...

I don't have your fags. I have my own fags

and my own chewing gum and my own condoms.

I wasn't trying to be a bitch. I was saying you had my fags.

I thought you were, so I was just like, "Fuck you then."

What! I would never be like that.

Because you pissed me off and I thought you were bitching about me.

-You...

-I don't care. Emily, don't start crying

cos that's just bullshit.

I'm the most unsympathetic person you're ever going to meet.

This time Olly's gone too far.

Right, me and Katherine are going home.

The girls want to go home.

If the girls want to go home, we'll go out there.

An upset Emily heads home with Katherine, leaving the boys alone.

But not for long.

There's so many hot girls in Val d'Isere.

Katherine's so hot, I really want to pull her, but...

THEY CHANT

At 3:30am, and with their new friends in tow,

the boys head back to their apartment.

Sophie, we're going to have fun tonight, come on then.

I am.

-Oh!

-SHE LAUGHS

Oh, I just want to die.

Oh, my God, I need some water.

Two girls in the room we met last night

and they came back for an after party and so we just drank.

HE BREAKS WIND

I would tell you what happened but I don't really know.

It isn't good.

-Bye.

-Bye.

-See you guys later.

Bye, see you later.

How was last night?

I couldn't tell you. I don't know, I can't remember.

I can't remember anything. Shit.

Last night was crazy.

I don't really know what happened.

Fucking hell.

What happened last night?

Where's our furniture?

But some hotel residents remember well what happened

and have complained.

Last night was absolutely terrible.

They caused trouble and, er, the Gendarme, which is our police,

had to come in the apartment and, er,

put a bit of a stop to everything.

We had proper, er, you know families staying around, with young kids

and, er, they couldn't sleep until

at least 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning.

If they do the same tonight, they will be out - completely.

Before the hung-over students hit the slopes,

a member of the production team delivers some bad news.

Listen, I've had a few phone calls and you guys have got to go,

all of you, at 5pm to the Gendarmerie.

Now, we don't have a choice because...

And they'll literally just come to the apartment, stick you

in the back of the van with all your kit and you'll be on the train home.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

I think it's cos we're used to like uni trips

being in like student areas and that sort of stuff.

It's not tolerated but, you know, it's a lot more...

You're not going to be annoying anyone cos it's just all students.

Oh, first lift.

Already in trouble with the police, what the students don't know

is things are about to get a whole lot worse.

There's some new arrivals in town.

Olly's mum, Fiona, and his granny, Margaret.

And Jake's mum, Libby, with her close friend, Norma.

-Hi, I'm Fiona. Nice to meet you.

-Hi, I'm Libby.

-Hello, Libby, I'm Margaret.

-Hi.

Although their sons are great mates at uni, the two mums have never met.

When you see kids getting very drunk on these holidays

and, erm, you know,

their behaviour is so lewd, it's quite disgusting

and I really wouldn't want to see,

you know, Oliver doing that type of thing.

When I was with him last Sunday night, I said,

"What are you going to get up to?" and he just laughed.

I said, "Well, you better behave yourself."

Jake does tell me quite a lot, I know he doesn't tell me everything.

But I've never seen him out partying.

No, I've never seen Oliver out partying either.

And he's never partied with me, he won't take me partying.

Whoo!

Argh!

-On the slopes, Olly...

-Whoo!

..and Jake are skiing off their hangovers.

And Katherine and Emily are itching to find out

what happened last night.

-He did, yeah.

-What?

How do you know about that?

He was so funny. So did you.

-Did you?

-Did anything happen?

-No.

I think I got with her in town and then we went back

and passed out on the couch after drinking heavily.

Olly!

I didn't even kiss the girl.

I wanted a spoon and I didn't fancy spooning Olly with a semi.

Across town, the parents are settling in.

If they knew their mothers were up the road...

with Granny.

But they might not be settled for long, as they're about

to watch what their sons got up to for the very first time.

I'm feeling really excited and nervous to see

what Oliver's getting up to, erm, because I've never seen it before.

I would think they would have been quite sensible on their first night.

'I'm really looking forward to just seeing Jacob being Jacob.'

Seeing him in action, and as he is in his natural setting,

I think will be quite fun to watch.

First to view is Jake's mum, Libby.

That's my boy.

Which is him?

The handsome one in the... Why has he got green pants on?

And a suit jacket.

-There's Oliver.

-Oh, there's Olly.

-Which is Olly?

-That's him.

Oh, God, he's so gorgeous.

'I am Spartacus.

'I am Spartacus.

-'No, I am Spartacus.

-No, I am Spartacus.'

Oh!

Oh, they've bought those on purpose, haven't they?

Yeah, but what's he drinking?

Oh! He doesn't look well - Jake.

A huge amount of alcohol in any one go.

We see more and more alcoholics that don't make it

in our Intensive Care and, erm, yeah, it is quite worrying.

To drink all that vodka like that.

Oh, it's dangerous.

I'm going to have bloods done on him when he gets back.

You're going to have what?

I'm going to have his bloods taken, to see what he's doing to his body.

I hope I don't see Oliver drink vodka like that.

Fiona's been in the dark about her son Olly's partying ways -

until now.

Mm!

No, Oliver, don't do it.

Oh, no, he has. He's done it. Oliver.

Oh, God!

Oh, no, I don't like that.

-There was a hell of a lot of alcohol in that bowl, wasn't there?

-Mm.

It seems to be all about, you know,

drinking as much as you can and as fast as you can...

-To get as wasted as you can.

-..to get as wasted as you can.

I have my own fags and my own chewing gum and my own condoms...

I wasn't trying to be a bitch. I just said you had our fags.

I thought you were, so I was like, "Well, fuck you then."

I'm the most unsympathetic person you're ever going to meet.

Oh, someone else sympathetic.

It's just alcohol, isn't it?

-Didn't really like that.

-No.

I thought he was being quite unpleasant there really.

Well, very unpleasant.

It's only alcohol, isn't it, that turns him like that?

Mm. Mm.

-A lot of alcohol.

-A lot of alcohol.

-Yeah.

Seeing Olly in such a state is a shock for mum Fiona

and Olly's grandmother, Margaret.

I knew he was a drinker,

but I didn't know to the extent that he drunk.

It's a very immature attitude.

We like a drink but, you know, it's just ridiculous

the amount - they're tipping it down their throats.

I don't think anyone really understands the medical implications

to the amount of drinking that everybody is doing, and the effects.

But I would like Jacob to take on board, erm,

a little bit more seriously, where it can end up.

Gendarme are such scary people.

Unaware their parents have seen it all,

Jake, Olly and the group head to the police station for a showdown.

After being spoken to for over an hour,

the sheepish-looking students reappear.

We had to go and chat to one of the policemen

and he just wished us a good holiday and asked us to keep the noise down.

When we come back to the hotel, just straight to bed.

-No after parties or anything like that.

-No more after parties.

We're all adults, like we've listened to what they've said

and it's fine, yeah.

They just want us to keep the noise down, so that's what we'll do.

Night two, and the uni mates decide to take it easy

and opt for a sit down group dinner.

This is the MOST civilised meal I've had on a holiday.

This is very different to last night.

-This is so different to last night.

-We never ate last night.

-I know.

But how long can it last?

-I've not washed since Newcastle.

-Neither have we!

NICOLE SCHERZINGER: # Well, I'mma rip my clothes off

# Take a leap and surf through the crowd

# Yeah, yeah

# Dripping down my neck, soaking wet

# Sink or swim, or you drown. #

Group showers are better than single showers.

Apart from it's annoying - you don't actually get clean.

Tonight, Jake is in charge, and that means fancy dress.

The theme for this evening, grandmothers and granddaughters.

I'm fed up of my nipples popping out. Every time I bend down.

Fancy dress is just the biggest attention-seeking thing

you can do, and you just, if someone else sees someone in fancy dress,

it can be like, they're good craic.

Last time I dressed as a woman in fancy dress,

a guy tried to finger me.

While Jake wants to avoid any amorous advances,

Olly's hoping to get lucky.

One of the girls that we're with, erm, Katherine,

she's single and on holiday with us.

Erm, she's blonde, she's very, very good-looking.

Erm, I wouldn't mind perhaps maybe getting with Katherine.

Dressed in their finest, and not wanting to annoy

the neighbours again, the group hit the town.

RIHANNA: # We found love in a hopeless place

# We found love in a hopeless place

# We found love in a hopeless place... #

Oh, the night's been brilliant.

Bar there, bar here, bar everywhere.

Beer here, wine here, vodka everywhere.

It seems Olly's smooth moves have done the trick.

Olly's having a good night, which means I'm having a good night.

I've had some good food and now I'm having a good night.

There is nothing better than that.

And Jake's having such a good night, he doesn't want it to end.

Safely back at the apartment,

Jake finds somewhere more comfortable to get his head down.

Next morning, and after seeing their sons'

heavy drinking on the first night, Jake's mum, Libby, and Olly's mum,

Fiona, are worried about what's to come in their second viewing.

I would not like to see him drinking, um, you know,

huge quantities of spirit again.

Erm, I didn't like that, I wasn't impressed with that.

OK, shall we have a look at what they got up to?

-Oh! OK, let's go.

-Come on then.

Oh! That makes the mind boggle, doesn't it?

On the decking. I think it may have been thrown overboard.

Oh. No, no, no.

Oh, no.

Last night was absolutely terrible.

They caused trouble and, er,

the Gendarme, which is our police, had to come in the apartment

'and, er, put a bit of a stop to everything.'

If they do the same tonight, they will be out completely.

Oh, really disappointing.

-They're spoiling other people's holidays.

-Yeah, absolutely.

I think once they've had beer though, that just fuels it,

don't it, even more?

What starts off as something quite small...

-And funny.

-..escalates big time.

Mm.

Well, they'll just have to take what's coming to them, won't they?

Absolutely.

Oh!

We had to go and chat to one of the policemen

and he just wished us a good holiday

'and asked us to keep the noise down in the hotel,

'so that's what we're going to do.'

Do you think that's enough to deter them?

They're a bit blase, aren't they?

What do you think?

I don't know what to say to that.

I hope that has not been the tale of previous holidays.

I think it will have been. It's just that...

-Wow!

-..that you haven't seen it.

Mm, I think that.

I don't expect him to disregard other people on their holiday,

disregard people's belongings,

and then kind of be so offhand

and nonchalant about it, that it appears to be OK.

That is not what I expect of my son.

Yeah, I mean, given what happened regarding the noise complaint,

I think that we are trying to be

'a bit more quieter.

'Erm, like it's just a bit more out of courtesy,'

so we'll just learn to respect it,

it's just like a learning curve really. It's quite cool, I like it.

Ah, that's nice.

Oh, that was excellent.

-Yeah, proud of him there.

-Yeah, so am I.

Proud of him there. And that is the Oliver that I know.

Disappointed to see that they'd been upsetting the other hotel guests,

erm, you know, been throwing the furniture over the balcony.

Erm, it's very disrespectful and I think that was a bit of

a reality check for Oliver.

Up the road, it's a special day for a hung-over Olly.

It's my birthday.

Came home with Katherine last night and, erm, she was big spoon,

I was little spoon.

We just spooned and then passed out and that was it.

Your hair's great.

This isn't my room.

What!

I'm not in my room.

No, you're in mine.

-Happy birthday.

-Thanks.

You know, you snore really badly.

-Yeah.

-Oh, OK.

Can we go downstairs for breakfast?

Yeah.

But Katherine's not the only woman

who wants to wish Olly a happy birthday.

MOBILE RINGS

Hello.

Hello, darling. Happy birthday.

Hi, Mum. Thank you. How are you?

How are you? I'm good. How are you this morning?

Erm, yeah, I'm good.

What are your plans for today then?

Erm, we're going to go out skiing now. Just taking for ever to go out.

What are you doing today?

Erm, it's a nice day here, it's quite cold, it's...

but it's really sunny so I'm going to take Alfie out later,

-Victoria's at work.

-Hmm.

Erm, I'm missing you.

OK.

Oh, I'm sorry, I know. I'm just upset.

-But why?

-I can't see you on your 21st birthday, cos you're my baby boy.

Well, I'm skiing, I'm sorry.

All right, I miss you.

Nice to speak to you, love you too. Bye-bye.

All right, sweetheart. Bye.

-Was that your mum?

-Yeah.

That was hard because I just wanted to give him a hug

and wish him happy birthday.

Yeah.

"To Oliver, here's a wonderful 21st birthday, lots of love, Andrew".

That's my cousin.

"Happy birthday, 21. Love you lots and lots, big hugs, Mum".

Oh, it's from my mum. That's nice.

While Olly enjoys his birthday morning,

for Jake, thinking about home means thinking about uni and his future.

Being out here, cos I've had so much fun and I've not been,

like I've not been this smiley and happy for a while,

like I feel like I've sort of been back to myself.

Erm, these two years at uni, I feel like I've proper flopped

and not really done a lot uni-wise.

But if I'm not putting in effort at this time and my efforts

are focused on something that isn't to do with my course,

then I should probably have a think about what it is I want to be doing.

And, and if I am happy out here and not 100% happy at uni,

I'd have to think about changing it up

and having a sit down with myself.

As Olly's 21st gets under way, Jake puts thoughts of home aside and

makes sure everyone has an alcoholic winter warmer on the slopes.

It's a beautiful day.

-Fuck.

-Yes!

Drinking and skiing can be dangerous

but, today, the group aren't putting safety first.

# I just wanna be

# Look at me

# I just can't believe

# What they've done to me

# We could never be free

# I just wanna be... #

I'm having a really good birthday.

-Yeah!

-Out on the mountains.

My favourite place. Skiing.

And the only way to top off a morning drinking and skiing session

is to go to an apres bar - for even more drinking.

# We found love in a hopeless place

# We found love in a hopeless place

# We found love in a hopeless place... #

It's an Olly birthday today. Where is Olly?

CHEERING

Happy birthday, Olly.

Happy birthday!

Hearing the announcement of Olly's 21st,

a group of wealthy revellers invite the gang to the VIP area

where they're showered with bottles of free champagne.

Argh!

And having just been handed a 550 euro bottle of bubbly

by his new friends, Olly's keen to share it out.

I've never drunk so much in my life.

This is one of the most favourite days ever.

The weather is incredible. The music is incredible.

We have too much free champagne.

Olly's having a good time, which I'm so happy about.

Emily is off her tits.

I am having the best, best time of my life.

Thanks to Olly's new friends, the champagne keeps flowing.

One, two. One, two, three, four.

# Don't you worry

# Don't you worry, child... #

Whilst Olly parties hard up the mountain,

his mum and granny are up to mischief of their own.

This will be interesting.

It certainly will be interesting.

Knowing nothing about Olly's life away from home,

a snoop around his room is the perfect chance to dig for some dirt.

Oh, God!

Oh! Are they Oliver's?

I think they may be Oliver's.

-Put them back where you found them.

-Lovely underpants.

Put them back where you found them.

Oh, for God's sake. Look at this.

Oh! Oh!

Oh, a bit of bondage going on in here.

Do you know - me mind boggles - a pair of handcuffs.

Handcuffs and a moustache.

Yeah.

Oh, there's nothing in there untoward.

Oh, Oliver's bits and bobs. Oh, God what's that?

-It looks like a Durex.

-Oh, Fiona.

Huh!

-TLC lube.

-That's naughty.

That is naughty. Are we going?

Granny Margaret's seen enough.

-Fast.

-Run.

-Fast, before we get caught.

-What did you find?

-Handcuffs.

-A moustache.

-A moustache.

-Erm...

-Did you say you found lube?

And some... And a packet of lube in Oliver's wallet.

-Yeah. In his wallet?

-In his wallet.

She went in his wallet. How bad is that?

-A nice week.

-Hey, hey, stop it.

You're going to give me a complex.

How bad is that?

Up the mountain, the partying students

are blissfully unaware their rooms have been raided.

But one thing is for certain,

no-one is going to steal the limelight from Olly today.

THEY CHANT: Olly, get naked. Olly, get naked!

While everyone else gets an eyeful, Katherine grabs a handful.

A few hours later, after bottles of free champagne,

the group attempt to ski back to town.

Put your skis on.

I fucking can't.

You are absolutely smashed.

-Oh, shit.

-For fuck's sake.

But if you can't get your skis on, you can't ski home.

So, the only option is the cable car.

Olly, I'm so drunk, I had so much champagne.

Hey, do you know how much them boys spent?

Their receipt was 15½ grand.

-Yeah, I understand that.

-That's the same as a car.

A decent car they've spent in that apres bar, on us.

Olly, how good is this for a 21st?

I'm not being funny

-but I've never had a better birthday in my life.

-Amazing.

-CHANTING:

-# There were six naked people on the bus, on the bus

ALL: # There were six naked people on the bus, on the bus

# There were six naked people six naked people

# Six naked people on the bus. #

Arriving back at the chalet,

Jake takes on the role of the sensible one.

Ssh, boys and girls, boys and girls, remember we're still on last

warning from the Gendarmes, so let's not be dicks until we get inside.

And he's concerned about the state Olly's in.

-Fuck me.

-Fuck me?

Help him. No, run, run, run. Help him, help him.

He's so funny.

Barely able to walk, birthday boy Olly is anything but responsible.

Literally crashing into the hotel.

GLASS CRACKS

Oh, idiot, idiot.

What he did was, he just went like this, he went, one,

two and then walked and then a boot went.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Bollocks.

Look.

I'm stuck.

There we go.

That's what 15 grands worth of champagne does.

Only 6pm on his 21st and the booze has got the better of Olly.

Keen to know what Olly's been getting up to on his birthday,

his mum, Fiona and Jake's mum, Libby are heading their way.

I hope Olly's had a good day on his birthday.

Yeah, it would be nice to know he's had a good day.

They'll be watching live pictures of their boys from a van just outside.

It's a bit close for comfort this.

It's a nice little chalet.

As Jake and Rossy awake from their drunken slumber...

Oh, shit.

..Olly's nowhere to be seen.

Just Rossy and Jake at the moment, so no Olly.

Oh, the boys look absolutely shattered.

With me and Olly hitting a bottle of vodka last night.

He's just said, "Me and Olly

"hitting a bottle of vodka last night."

Oh, I'm so scared of them seeing us.

-Oh, there's a card.

-Oh, birthday card, oh, that's mine.

-Oh, is it?

-Yeah, son.

-Aw.

THEY CHUCKLE

-'That's Olly's bottom.

-That's Oliver's bottom, isn't it?'

It's very nice.

Oh, he has got a nice bum, he works hard at that.

Do you want go out?

You don't, why?

Oliver is absolutely out of it.

One of them.

'Is he leaving the apartment?

'It looks like he might be going to come out,'

it looks like he's going into reception area.

Huh, oh, please put the light off.

Got to stop this, I want to get down.

Erm, this is the...

'Oh, the door's smashed. He's going to come out.

'What happened to the door?

'No, I'm not happy with this any more. Can we go?'

Nervous at being spotted, Fiona and Libby hit the road.

I was sure that Rossy was going to come outside.

-I want to know why the door was all broken.

-Yeah.

We have seen a door that looks like it's been smashed

and the boys have something to do with it.

They've been to the police.

Why does that not bother them?

They've still not learnt, no.

There doesn't seem to be any stopping them.

No.

Worried mum Fiona can't hide her disappointment at how Olly's

birthday celebrations have ended.

I'm a bit gutted at the moment. He's 21 today.

Hm.

He, he...

He has to be responsible for his actions.

I can't be held responsible for what he's doing,

for what he decides to do.

I don't want to talk about it any more, I am a bit gutted.

The birthday festivities are over

and the group are waking up to their fourth consecutive hangover.

Oh, it's horrible, I can't be in there, it stinks.

What does it smell of?

-I don't know but I'm going to be sick.

-Roses and petals?

No, you smell disgusting.

-What is the smell, Katherine?

-You smell like shit.

-It's your room.

-You're in it.

Oh, that is absolutely disgusting.

Olly may have found the reason for the stink.

I think I've pissed my salopettes, erm, it's happened...

It happens like, it happens...

but I don't even want to touch them.

As the rest of the gang wallow in their hangovers,

Olly borrows Emily's spare salopettes and the pair head out.

I had a great time on my 21st birthday.

After... INDISTINCT

..erm, it did, we did have a bit of a blackout point.

Do you remember what happened with the door?

Erm, oh, yeah, shit. Yeah, I acc...

I accidentally bumped into the door, erm,

when, when I was going in with my skis

and that smashed.

Let's go.

Olly may not remember much about yesterday,

but his mum, Fiona, is about to see it all

and she's still reeling from last night's spy mission.

A bit downhearted last night when I saw Oliver slumped in his bed,

at teatime on his 21st birthday.

I thought you know, "What a shame."

Get up.

And for Jake's mum, Libby,

watching her son's antics this week has been tough.

I think I probably have been quite naive.

'I think she's feeling sometimes that'

she hasn't brought, erm, Jake up properly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fiona is first to see her son, Olly.

-That's Oliver...

-Is it?

..cuddled up to...

-Is it Katherine?

-Katherine.

It's my birthday.

-Oh!

-Of course it is.

Oh!

-KATHERINE:

-Happy birthday.

-Oh, that was really nice.

-Yeah.

Maybe this relationship is developing a little bit more,

-who knows?

-Yeah, maybe.

-Oh, wow.

-Oh, my glory.

No wonder they like going there.

Oh!

'Happy birthday.'

-Oh!

-God, how brilliant.

Who's that chappy?

THEY LAUGH

'I'm having the best, best time of my life.'

Bless him, oh!

THEY GASP

-That can't be real Moet.

-Where has all that come from?

And they're magnums.

Oh, he's not?

He will, I bet he does.

THEY GASP THEN LAUGH

It was the best time of his life.

It was, but even

for me too and I think that's what's making me emotional right now, cos

I wanted him to have a great day, didn't you, and he has, hasn't he?

And all I ever want is to see my boy happy.

And I did.

Amazingly happy.

Come here.

Oh!

(Please don't put this on camera.)

So anyway, back to, erm, business.

'Help him. No, run, run, run. Help him, help him.

'I'll get the rest of the shit.'

Oh, that's the door.

(Oh, God.)

Did he say how he did it?

'..and just tried to walk and his boot went that way.'

-Quite relieved to know it was an accident.

-Hmm.

Erm, anybody can walk, whether you're drunk or not,

anybody can walk into, you know, when you've got huge glass doors,

anybody can make that mistake.

I-I've head-butted my own patio doors before now. Erm...

-Ladies, please.

-Sorry.

-Get a grip.

We'll get the Gendarmes after you.

'OK, let's see what Jake's doing.'

THEY GIGGLE

'Oliver!'

We've not seen the girls naked yet.

'We're still on last warning from the Gendarme,

'so let's not be dicks when we get inside.'

Oh! Good boy.

-Quite authoritative there, isn't he?

-Yeah.

-Taking charge.

And maybe the most sober person here,

so I'm, I'm going to take control of this situation.

Obviously the trip to the Gendarme had a, um...

-Had made him think.

-Hmm.

-Yeah, yeah.

'I think there is potential for me saying,

'I've tried uni, I've enjoyed it, I've made my mark.

'I would now like to go and get a job without a degree...

-'do a season...'

-Oh, that is such a relief to hear.

'..if I was being paid, and apologise to

'my dad and my mum and my uni...'

He doesn't need to apologise to me.

-Jacob would be...

-That's really brave of him to say that, isn't it?

Yes, because I think he's been wanting to say it for a while.

-Hmm.

-Cos it's not where he wants to be.

It was quite emotional for me to hear him say that

because that's... I just... That was just totally not expected,

for him to so very clearly...express what he has decided.

Yeah.

I don't think he actually wanted to go to uni in the first place.

-So you're not upset or...?

-No.

-No.

Not at all. As long as he's not, er, lounging around.

Cos I wouldn't put up. I wouldn't put up with that.

I don't know what's happened over the last few days to make him

realise that maybe... I think uni life suits Jacob,

but I think the study side isn't for him.

If that's what Jacob wants to do, I'm more than happy.

It's the last full day of the holiday and, unusually,

the students have spent most of it with their clothes on.

But that's all about to change.

So that's the hot tub.

-Are we all getting in there?

-Six people aren't going to fit in there.

No way will we all fit in there, there's no way.

Risking it all,

the parents are coming along too for one last sneaky look.

No pissing in the hot tub.

Oh, that's a massive rule.

Olly, no wanking in the hot tub.

They'll be hiding in a kitchen, just a stone's throw from the action.

It's dead exciting, I'm like, huh, pooing my pants.

THEY LAUGH

Well, you didn't have to say that, Fiona.

No, I know, but I am honestly.

Oh, my God.

'Oh, I think we might have'

some action.

THEY GRIMACE AND GROAN

No, it's warm. Really warm.

Oh, shitting hell, oh. Oh, it's hot.

Oh, fucking hell.

Guys, be careful getting in here cos this is fucking...

This is unbelievably warm.

What sort of antics do you think we're going to see in here?

-Do you reckon they'll bring some champagne with them?

-I don't know.

I'm in a sink with my friends.

-So funny if they knew. Oh, oh, look.

-Oh, yeah, oh, there is...

'Oh, it's the birthday champagne.

'And I'm pretty sure that's my bottle of champagne'

that I gave him to celebrate his birthday with.

-Woo!

-Popping champagne.

Isn't that nice that he saved it for today?

-Thanks, Mum.

-Thanks, Mummy.

Cheers. Cheers, son.

Oh, and Jake is looking right this way.

(That is so weird.)

(It's weird, isn't it?)

Hiding behind a mixer in a kitchen.

Oh, and me behind a chopping board.

In the French Alps on a kitchen floor.

Oh, how funny.

Oh, they're kissing.

'Just think about that experience, where they are, in that

'hot tub, drinking champagne. I mean,'

it's fantastic, isn't it?

Yeah, it is fantastic.

Look how hairy your leg is, Katherine.

-You need to shave, babe.

-Katherine, you need to shave.

It's all smiles now, but how will Jake and Olly react

when they realise their holiday hasn't been all it seems

when their parents reveal themselves tomorrow?

HE BELCHES Sorry.

Right, guys, I want to do a few lengths, can you move to the side?

It's the final day of the trip and Olly, Jake

and the gang are dressed for the occasion.

I'm so fucking excited, this weather is incredible.

It's last day of the season, in fancy dress, going to get drunk.

The snow's awesome.

And while Olly works on his tan, he's oblivious that his mum

and his granny are heading up the slopes to have it out with him.

I think I need Oliver to explain the drinking to me.

I don't get it.

I-I don't know why they feel this need to

go as far as they do.

Nearly there, we're nearly there.

-God, what's he going to say?

-Oh, I don't know.

-Give me a hug.

-I just hope he's not drunk.

Well, this is it.

This is it.

Olly has no idea that his mum and granny are about to spoil the party.

I'm going to get in disguise so that he won't recognise me.

Would he recognise me now?

-No.

-No?

-The holiday has been ridiculously funny.

-The best week ever.

Every day we go, it's the best thing ever and I...

-Oliver!

-Oh, my God!

-I've been watching you all week.

-Oh, no.

-And Katherine and...

-Oh, my God!

Come here, you.

This has not just happened.

I haven't been impressed with everything that you've done.

What do you mean?

Listen to me. I haven't come on my own.

It's my granny. No way.

I'm actually completely shocked.

You've literally got to be joking.

Oh, my... I need to...

THEY LAUGH

Katherine, my granny's here.

I've seen everything that you have done, but I still love you.

We've even snooped on where you were living.

-Handcuffs.

-Your packet of lube.

Oh, for fuck's sake.

Now, it's time for Fiona to have a serious chat with Olly.

I wanted to see what goes on in your life

because you left home really when you were about 18.

I feel that there's a lot about your life that I don't know any more.

I wanted to see what your friends were like, what you get up to.

OK.

There's been one or two things that, if I'm really honest,

they have concerned me.

You drink huge amounts of alcohol

and we're just kind of worried for your health really.

When I'm like old and 30 with, like, kids and a wife and stuff,

I'm not going to drink like that, am I?

No? So it's just a phase?

Well, yeah, while I'm at uni.

Your birthday was just totally...

Oh, my God, I fell into the door.

Do you remember doing that?

Nope, nothing.

I didn't think you remembered doing that.

It's cost me nearly £700 for a door.

Oh, my God.

Despite all she's seen,

for Fiona, the week of spying has all been worth it.

I think over the week, I've seen that, erm...

..you've really grown up into, I think, a really nice young guy.

I'm very, very proud of you and I love you very, very much.

Thanks, Mum.

That makes me feel good.

Phew.

Now, it's Jake's turn.

Woo, I'm a fucking pirate.

I'm just so excited, I really am.

I just... I'm so looking forward to seeing Jacob's face

and the reaction and having a big hug and giving him a big hug.

As Jake enjoys his final ski run,

he's got no idea his mum is skiing right up behind him.

Bonjour, monsieur.

OK.

Why are you crying, are you just happy to see me?

Oh... Aw...

Why are you crying?

I don't know. Oh, you've done some mad things, haven't you?

Wasn't expecting that like.

And some stuff not so good, but most stuff brilliant.

A little bit too much drinking at times.

-Oh, yeah, I've not hurt anyone though, have I?

-No.

-Just been having fun.

-No, just been having fun.

I do probably need a detox for a while.

Yeah, I'm not so sure about the furniture throwing.

-Oh, dear.

-That's nice.

I've brought a friend.

Oh, no!

-Hi.

-Norma, what you doing here?

Best friends now.

But Jake's not getting away quite that easily.

My major concern is...

your excessive drinking.

Constantly, but.

It's just the drink or is it behaviour after it?

Disrespecting people's property, er, other people's holidays,

-but then afterwards...

-Yeah, we dealt with that though, didn't we?

Yeah, afterwards, you did reflect, but, you know, one of the comments

that you made, uni perhaps wasn't for you.

I've spent two years trying to,

like trying to sort of find my feet at uni and it didn't end up

happening, even after changing course and doing another year.

I'd like to see you sort of achieve whatever it is you want to do,

-whether it's...

-I need to have a sit down and think.

-Hm.

-Have a clue.

But, no, it's been a good week, I've been glad I've been here.

-I've learnt a lot about...

-Have you?

-..me as a mum as well actually.

-Like what?

I always doubt that I've not brought you up as well as I thought.

-No, don't. Do you?

-Yeah, don't, I don't want to...

-Do you not?

-No.

And it's, er, I'm always doubting how bad a job I've done.

Mum, that's ridiculous. No, ridiculous.

Don't think you've not done all that.

Parenting is very hard,

but what I have learnt is that all the time, effort, heart and soul,

and energy that I've put into bringing Jacob up, this

week, it's made me see that it's all been worth the effort and Jacob's

a great young man and he's growing up just as I'd hoped and better.

It's about you now.

It's not about me continuing to look after you.

You always need someone to look after you,

you always need that support.

There's never going to be a point where I'm going to be,

"Right, I'm old enough, I'm off."

Is there?

Hope not.

It's not. It's not going to happen.

You're a young man. You're not my little boy any more.

I'll always be your little boy.

Next week...

Listen.

..two very different boys...

Where's the girls? Get the girls.

I think I might be a little bit scared of being rejected by girls.

..leave their completely different parents...

I'm a strict mother, I've had to be.

Me and Ben are like mates rather than father and son.

..for a totally different holiday in the snow.

I've had two drinks, a Diet Coke and a water.

Let's walk in.

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