Episode 2 In the Highest Tradition


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RHYTHMIC DRUMBEAT

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BRASS BAND PLAYS

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230 years ago, on their way to war,

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foot soldiers of the Lancashire Fusiliers plucked wild roses from the wayside

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and wore them into action.

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They won an historic victory.

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The Lancashire Fusiliers in name are no more.

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They were one of four disbanded regiments reborn as the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers.

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But their traditions and rich heritage of bravery live on.

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This is the Minden Rose, floating for the moment in champagne,

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but soon to disappear in a manner not approved of in fashionable restaurants,

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but then tradition is precisely what fashion isn't.

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At Minden in 1759,

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the Lancashire Fusiliers engaged in one of the most remarkable actions in all warfare.

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On foot they charged a force of 10,000 French cavalry and broke and beat them.

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Gentlemen, to your good health.

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APPLAUSE

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BANGS GAVEL THREE TIMES

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We will now rise and drink in solemn silence to those who fell at Minden.

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BUZZ OF CONVERSATION

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Oh, well done.

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'It's just like eating a mouthful of cream crackers.

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'You can't swallow. You go through the actions of swallowing and it just will not go down.

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'I actually cheated slightly. I still had half a rose left in my mouth at the end of it.'

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-Well done.

-Well done. APPLAUSE

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'You're not a member of the club until you've eaten a rose,

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'so it joins you together into a brotherhood of officers inside that one battalion.

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'Just very much on the surface to the outsider it looks simply a ceremony,

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'a bit of pomp, a bit of style and nothing else,

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'but to be part, a fully-fledged member of the battalion,

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'to eat the rose which commemorates a great battle honour that the battalion won,

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'is extremely important, especially to a young subaltern.'

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LAUGHTER

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'The tradition is an absolute foundation of the British Army and it's upon that which we build.

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'And we will maintain the tradition and it will be maintained.'

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Well done.

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For the next 209 years, the Lancashire Fusiliers, garrisoned here in Bury, were to fight on,

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accumulating battle honours like the vivid primrose hackle for conspicuous bravery in the Boer War.

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Ironically, it was peace, not war, that did for them -

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amalgamation in 1968 beneath the red and white hackle of the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers.

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Officially, the primrose hackle is now redundant, though not to a defiant few,

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especially on Gallipoli Day.

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Well, it's always made me very proud to be a solider to start off with

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and to be a member...which, in my opinion and a lot of other opinions,

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is the finest regiment in the British Army.

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And the greatest disaster was when the government with their fancy ideas started the amalgamation.

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Stand at ease! Stand easy...

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Amalgamation, an economic fact of life, but there are those who still see it as betrayal.

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I won't wear the red and white one.

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There's one day of the year when they expect us to wear the red and white one.

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That's on Association Day in September.

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But what we do, or some of us do, is we don't bother. We just go out without a hackle or without a hat.

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The Lancashire Fusiliers, now two fading colours in a parish church, laid up on a St George's Day.

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That was a rather sad day because that yellow hackle had been in so many great conflicts and battles.

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It meant so much to the men of the Lancashire Fusiliers.

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Perhaps as much as home means to them in one sense,

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so their membership of the regiment was just like being part of a family.

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I felt they were worried that they were going out as second-class citizens into another regiment,

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but they got told from the pulpit that they were going out

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with all the glory and honour of the primrose hackle.

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The other people should be grateful that they can join you.

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And on the day these colours were laid up in this church,

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our regimental church for many years,

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I've never seen so many grown men crying in this church as I've ever seen anywhere.

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MOURNFUL ORGAN MUSIC

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There is more to it than sheer nostalgia or pride.

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It is as though the dead have been posthumously deprived.

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74 years beyond Gallipoli where they won six VCs before breakfast,

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three Lancashire Fusiliers still survive to recall its horror.

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These old warriors are two of them.

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When I've seen the bodies going up in the air,

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it appalled me to see so many dead bodies, you know.

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Unburied, lying on their tummies.

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I think if you can get the true facts of the war...

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..there'll be no more wars at all.

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If you can get the really true facts, because there should be no wars at all.

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The sun used to sink down into the sea and I used to think,

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"Oh, my goodness, shall I ever get back to England?"

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BAND PLAYS MILITARY MUSIC

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On this day, they exercise their freedom of the city to march, bayonets fixed,

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beneath the bloodiest battle honour of them all.

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Honouring the dead is an act of reconciliation. It transcends the regimental rivalries.

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They march as one behind a common mascot -

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Bobby the buck antelope.

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The day has no message beyond remembering the dead.

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Bury has a socialist mayor, Mrs Jacqui Adler,

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but there are to be no strident messages about the futility of war.

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The mayor, in fact, is visibly moved.

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It was magnificent. It really was fabulous.

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I feel really dead proud.

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I think the actual occasion itself has got to be above politics

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because in all honesty, these men gave their lives for us.

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And because I wasn't there in the war, what can I do to thank them?

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This is the only way I can show and I think this council can show

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that yes, we do appreciate that some people did die for us here in this town to enable me to be born.

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I've always thought tradition is important. It's part of what our foundations are built on.

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And without our foundations, if we didn't have traditions,

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I think our society would really crumble.

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I think when it gets bad, we fall back on our traditions,

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so yes, I think traditions are very important.

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I shed a few tears.

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I shed a few tears - one, for the actual Gallipoli men that walked past.

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They took part in the march past and they must be 90... in their 90s easily, these men,

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and to see three men in their 90s taking the march past, it just choked me up.

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APPLAUSE

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Aged almost seven, Bobby the buck mascot has yet to buckle down to military discipline.

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If I'm in the pen and I clean him out, if I don't hear him, he creeps up and he sticks the horns in you.

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Well, he rips clothes and jumpers quite regular.

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Normally, you get stuck in the leg and you get blood running down the leg.

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Oh, yeah, I wouldn't part with him. Not for anything.

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I'd never see owt happen to him.

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There's nothing that can't be done for him.

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Everybody will bend over backwards to help or make sure that Bobby's all right.

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Bending over backwards, or frontwards for that matter, can be unwise in Bobby's presence.

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His understandable aversion to intruding television crews is obvious.

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Mind yourself.

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Go on. This way!

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Come on!

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Hey!

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The Lancashire Fusiliers once had a mascot so celebrated

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that a generation later, her story was revived - Minnie the Mule.

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In March 1944, the 1st Battalion, Lancashire Fusiliers,

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were part of General Orde Wingate's 2nd Chindit Expedition.

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And one of the road blocks established across the Japanese lines of communication

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was called White City.

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During a Japanese attack on this road block,

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one of the animals that was carrying mortar ammunition for the 1st Battalion

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gave birth quite unexpectedly to a foal.

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Clearly not the most opportune time to be born.

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She had a great effect on the morale of the troops

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and during lulls in the fighting in the White City road block,

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troops would drift down to wherever Minnie was, near her mother in the mortar post,

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and feed her cups of tea and hardtack biscuits.

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It even got to the stage that Brigade Headquarters issued daily bulletins on the state of Minnie's health.

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Eventually, the time came, because of the great Japanese pressure on the road block,

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for us to evacuate it and Minnie was too weak to walk,

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at least any distance.

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And I suppose it's the British sentiment for animals.

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What happened next must have convinced the Japs they had no chance of winning.

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Rather than disposing of her as might have happened in many other armies,

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the whole of 77 Brigade mounted an attack to clear the Japanese off an airstrip,

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so that a plane could come in and take Minnie and, to be fair, some of our wounded out,

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but there were great sighs of relief amongst the battalion

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when Minnie was flown back to India for proper veterinary attention.

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She went round the world with the regiment and finally died in Egypt in 1951.

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MILITARY BAND PLAYS

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And so 74 years on, the fallen of one of war's most awful battles are still honoured.

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Tradition defies amalgamation and will continue to do so.

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There are other traditions too which apparently still stir the blood.

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Right, here we go.

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Average age - 74.

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Repeat, 74.

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The forerunners of the White Helmets team

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of the Royal Corps of Signals have reassembled.

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Watch me.

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Well, we're old, we'll give you that, but it keeps us together, it keeps us friendly,

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as it always has done.

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It gives us an interest in life. It takes us back to when we were young and fit.

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Not that we're not fit now. We're all fit. But we are old.

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We have taken a few tumbles, but we're resilient.

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As ever. It's an attitude of mind.

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If you want to go in a corner and creep up and be morbid

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and roll your...turn your toes up, fair enough,

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but we're not going to do that.

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Well, that one was France '39.

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Undaunted by the dismal day, the winged messengers of Granddad's Army have come to discuss the latest

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in sprockets and balancing acts with their successors.

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-The camaraderie crosses generations.

-You wouldn't let go of it.

-No.

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They're also to witness a traditional inauguration.

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Each new officer in charge of the White Helmets,

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though without the vast experience of these riders he commands,

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must undergo an initiation that few Hell's Angels would fancy.

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Obviously, the fire jump is the big initiation ceremony.

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Everyone in the team, in order to obtain his white helmet and be able to wear it with pride,

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does have to jump through the fire.

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The thing going through my mind most of all is will I or will I not get a good jump?

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There's a lot of pride at stake here.

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All the soldiers enjoy getting the front wheel a couple of feet off the ground

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when the back wheel has landed.

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I've been over the ramp a couple of times today and unfortunately, haven't managed it quite yet.

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Hopefully, when I attempt the fire jump for the first time,

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with the real fire there, I'll go through without any problem.

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It's quite hot in there.

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But I'm told that speed and keeping my head down will save me getting burnt.

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-Are you at all nervous about this?

-Very. At the moment.

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I haven't done it yet. There's a first time for everything.

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CHEERING

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Conflagrations have long been the currency of the fighting man,

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whether it's the White Helmets' fire ritual or retribution from on high.

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The occupant of this finery was much given to the latter - Major General Sir Robert Ross,

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whose penchant for burning things down was to have a marked effect on American architecture.

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In late 1813, the Americans sacked what was then called York,

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the capital of Upper Canada, nowadays, of course, Toronto.

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And it was decided to send an expedition to punish the Americans, I suppose,

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for this intrusion into the British colonial empire.

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And Ross was the man selected by Wellington to command the expedition.

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So he took part of the Peninsular Army. They sailed from Bordeaux.

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More troops were sent from England. They all assembled in Bermuda.

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They sailed up the Chesapeake Bay and marched on Washington DC.

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They met and fought the American Army at a place called Bladensburg just north-east of Washington.

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They defeated the Americans and marched into Washington.

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President Madison had laid out a dinner in his house

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in anticipation of his own officers sitting down to enjoy a victory dinner.

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Ross and his officers sat down and ate the President's dinner

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and the following morning, on orders from the government, burned down the public buildings in Washington,

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one of which was the President's house, and when it was then painted white to cover up the scorch marks,

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that's when it became known as the White House.

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# Blest isle with matchless, with matchless beauty crowned... #

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So Britannia, a distaff link between Boadicea and Margaret Thatcher, had prevailed again.

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Who could sustain the absurd illusion that Britain has ever been a male chauvinist society?

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In this centrepiece of the King's Own Royal Border Regiment, kindly note the position of her right foot,

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firmly planted on the supine thorax of King Theodore of Ethiopia.

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He thoroughly deserved it.

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He'd invited many Britons to come and westernise his country, then held them hostage.

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Sir Robert Napier was sent out to free them.

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Theodore, correctly anticipating the inevitable, committed suicide.

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Sir Robert promptly relieved his estate of its most prized possession - the proclamation drum.

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Not only is this drum or third of the drum the oldest piece of regimental silver in the British Army,

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it is also the oldest drum in the world and has been successfully dated back to 1100,

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although it could be a lot older than that.

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Once it was captured at the Battle of Magdala in 1868 and divided between the three regiments in the battle,

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it was used by the King's Own Regiment, the 4th of Foot,

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as the final stage in a young subaltern's dining-in night.

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The process of using it was called "going through the drum",

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by which the subaltern would wear the drum as a collar and try to drink a pint of beer from a silver goblet,

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whilst wearing the collar.

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This I will attempt to demonstrate in a somewhat sober mood. Philip?

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The art of getting this actually on to you

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is your non-drinking hand is shoved through the neck first,

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followed subsequently by...

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..the head.

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As so. A lot more difficult than it looks.

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The drinking arm was then filled with a silver goblet

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and then, using something that's only seen every four years in Olympic gymnastics,

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the man would attempt to drink the pint of beer whilst in this position.

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With a somewhat tipped movement, he would then go back...

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This was very popular with the regimental tailors as it tends to rip everything

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and the man used to get very wet.

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The real art in this was getting the drum off

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which again Philip and I will attempt to demonstrate.

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One's ears always get in the way.

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As does one's head and arm.

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Right... Here.

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Right, yeah... Ah!

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Once this has been successfully negotiated,

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the young subaltern would then...

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..move to the end of the table where the Colonel was sitting

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and would then slam his feet into the Colonel, state that he had successfully been through the drum

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and have his leave to join the regiment, which the Colonel would then give.

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After years of searching, an Ethiopian scholar tracked down the drum to the regimental mess.

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They didn't give it back, but said they wouldn't pour beer through it any more.

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The King's Own Royal Border Regiment had a kind of kleptomania for drums.

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This little pyramid all in silver was liberated from a French regiment in the Peninsular War.

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When the French asked for their return, the King's Own affected an ignorance of foreign tongues

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and proceeded to parade them on the anniversary of their famous victory.

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They still do. For some reason, very few French attend this ceremony.

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By the drums,

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by the centre, quick march!

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Before this century and the EEC, Francophobia was rather fashionable.

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Next to compound the insult were the Prince of Wales's Own Regiment of Yorkshire.

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We stole the regimental march from the French in battle in 1793.

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It is unique in the army in that it is the only musical battle honour in existence.

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In the Battle of Famars, the regiment were fighting a rearguard action, basically.

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We were in that unaccustomed position of being held back and beaten off by the French.

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This lasted for most of the day

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and during the day, all the French could sing was a revolutionary song of that time called Ca Ira.

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The Colonel, by this stage at his wits' end, but known to be a resourceful chap,

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called his drum major forward.

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"Drummie, can we play Ca Ira?"

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The drum major, never being able to set down a challenge, said, "Of course, sir."

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That night, he practised quietly with the band and learnt the tune to Ca Ira.

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The next morning dawned,

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a fantastic morning for the CO's plans, the battlefield in thick fog.

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He called his battalion together, briefed them, set the band at the head, the battalion fell in behind

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and with the shout of "Come on, lads, we'll break these scoundrels to their own damn tune,"

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the band struck up Ca Ira and the battalion marched towards the enemy camp.

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And the French, expecting reinforcements, heard Ca Ira, didn't lift a finger,

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the regiment walked into the camp and won the Battle of Famars.

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Unfortunately, though, once back in England, in Dartford in Kent,

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the regiment, justifiably proud of its march, was marching through the streets of Dartford

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to be stoned and hurled abuse by the locals who didn't understand the story at all

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and thought that it was a disloyal regiment playing French revolutionary marching songs.

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Yorkshire regiments naturally make tradition out of cricket practice

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and even those of us who wonder why they bother

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have to concede that their fielding shows marked improvement.

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Sport, sometimes hardly distinguishable from war, has long had a role in the British Army.

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Besieged at Ladysmith, the Gordon Highlanders played football, an act of levity

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that so infuriated the solemn Boers that they exploded a shell in the middle of their pitch.

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The Scots simply filled in the crater, sent on a few substitutes and resumed the game.

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Another regiment to go hungry at Ladysmith were the "Glosters".

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Gentlemen, lady, Ladysmith is relieved.

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CHEERING

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ALL: To the relief of Ladysmith!

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These days, the catering has conspicuously improved,

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but they still recall those months of near starvation at the turn of the century.

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Earlier on this commemorative evening, we dined extremely well,

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all that is except one man, a major, second in command of Headquarters Company.

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His fate - symbolic deprivation.

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No food, no wine until his famine was ended with a mess tin of bully beef and a hard biscuit.

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It's a bit grubby. LAUGHTER

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The "Glosters" don't dream up these idiosyncrasies on the spur of the moment.

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They're the only British Army regiment to record the significance of their many customs in a book.

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Lady, gentlemen...

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..I have before me the regimental customs book.

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Most of the assembled company are familiar with it, but we do have some distinguished guests

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and for their benefit, I will run through the preamble to give you an idea of what it's all about.

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The origins of the regimental customs book are shrouded in the mists of time and will remain so,

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but one or two points are worth mentioning.

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"All records of regimental customs will be maintained in the customs book.

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"The battalion's second in command..." Moi!

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"..will be the keeper of the book and will be responsible for its maintenance.

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"Regimental customs may only be proposed at a regimental guest night.

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"Any officer who has served one year with the battalion may propose a custom.

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"All proposals must have a seconder and be carried by a majority vote.

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"Officers have the following votes - field officers three, captains two, subalterns..."

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'Most customs have their roots in heroic actions or tight corners.

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'Captain John Lambie, tragically to lose a son to terrorism

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'in Northern Ireland shortly after this was filmed, explains another.'

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John, one story here really intrigues me. Now that everybody's gone, please tell me the story.

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It's a custom within the officers' mess to commemorate May 1940

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when the British Expeditionary Force was withdrawing.

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The RSM of the 61st of Foot, RSM Pearce,

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mastered his fatigue by placing his bayonet in his waist belt

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and the point underneath his chin.

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The Regimental Sergeant Major of the 1st, whenever dining in the officers' mess,

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may be asked to partake of a drink

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with the bayonet placed on the table and the point under his chin in remembrance of that time.

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This was mastering fatigue of how long among his troops?

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It was basically about five or six days without any sleep at all.

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So what do you have to do? Show me.

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On my last dining-out night in the officers' mess as Regimental Sergeant Major,

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when I left the battalion,

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it came as a shock when they read the customs book and they produced the bayonet

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-and the cup was full...

-This was full of whisky, yeah?

-Whisky.

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Then you had to place the bayonet, which is the SLR bayonet,

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because we don't have the No.4 bayonet, and you had to drink...

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..from the cup. The only thing that worried me was all the subalterns that were around.

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They may have pressed my head down on the bayonet.

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-That would have been the end of you.

-That's the end of it.

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