Episode 1 Glamorgan Coastal Lives


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The Glamorgan coast, a natural treasure.

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A stone's throw away from the urban sprawl of the Welsh capital.

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Just on your doorstep. This is, like,

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five minutes down the road from where we live.

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A diverse coastline of dramatic cliffs,

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sandy beaches and unique geological features.

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I couldn't think of any better place to be.

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Throughout the summer, we've followed the lives of the people who

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live, work and play here.

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The Heritage coastline is probably the best coastline in all of Wales

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-to fish on.

-Fish of the day.

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-From Penarth...

-It's probably the only place in the world where you can go

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to the cinema on the beach.

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-..to Ogmore.

-The Vale has the coast, it has the country.

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It's got a bit of everything, really.

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You know, where else are you going to get that?

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This is their summer. These are their Coastal Lives.

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It's a sunny day at Barry Island beach,

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and the day-trippers are out en masse in Whitmore Bay.

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Among them are Barrybados fans Judy and Kathleen.

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-Oh, I've always loved Barry Island.

-Oh, and me, yeah.

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You can't beat it.

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Of course, people go abroad more now, don't they?

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I suppose they do, but I still prefer Barry Island.

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It's not far from home.

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No, that's it. It's only up the road!

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We always went in the water.

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Oh, every time, yeah.

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With the little bathers on!

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Yes! When you went in the water, they went around your ankle.

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Yeah!

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Barry Island has long been one of Wales' most popular seaside

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destinations. And its pleasure park has been pulling in the crowds since

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the 1920s.

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Recent years of neglect saw a decline in the fortunes of the fair.

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But one man has big dreams.

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Everybody's a winner!

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Step this way!

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And take home the super prize.

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New owner Henry Danter plans to invest £20 million into Barry Island

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-Pleasure Park.

-It's a one-off.

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It's unique. And it was number one in Wales.

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He already owns two other successful funfairs.

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But it's been his lifelong dream to take over the Barry site.

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I was coming here from a very, very little boy.

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I think my heart's in it.

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72-year-old Henry is head of a huge fairground dynasty.

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And three generations of Danters have rolled up their sleeves to get the rides

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ready for the summer.

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This is my grandson.

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All right? This is another Henry,

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named after his grandfather.

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Henry's 20-year-old son, Harry, runs the log flume.

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My son said, "You can't have a girlfriend, Dad."

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And I said, "Why?" He said, "Well, you've got a funfair."

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My dad's going on strong.

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He's getting younger as I get older.

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Henry's nephew James, the park manager,

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has even uprooted his entire family from Gloucester to live on site in Barry.

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This is my youngest son, Jonathan.

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He's 15.

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My eldest son, James, he's 17.

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It's a bit of a dirty job.

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Just a little bit.

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That's my father, Billy Danter.

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Retired five, six years ago.

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But he doesn't play golf.

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Well, I've gone 74.

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My wife's gone 73, and we're still at it, doing.

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It keeps him active and it keeps him busy.

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The trouble is, he gives me jobs to do as well.

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So, I give him one job, and he gives me about ten!

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It's May, and James's main job this summer is getting his new big wheel

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-up and running.

-Well, we've got the Welsh flag up there,

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and that's been a good thing as well.

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We had to put something up in it as a centrepiece,

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and we chose a centrepiece of the Welsh flag.

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For the pride of Barry, you know?

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The ride is the fair's biggest financial investment,

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and the race is on to get the wheel turning.

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We've worked every day except Christmas Day for 12 months.

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But people come here for the rides,

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and that's where the memories are made.

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They may have a lot of work to do,

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but Henry's hoping that this summer will see the return of all the fun of the fair.

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I couldn't think of any better place to be.

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I think it's got something that's awesome.

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That's magic. Something that makes you have a reason to get up in

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the morning and want to come to work.

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Maybe my life on this earth is going to be short,

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but I wouldn't mind it as long as I can spend it in Barry Island.

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From the glitz of Barry,

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head west and you pass through a string of aristocratic country estates.

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The Fonmon Estate spans 900 acres of tenanted farmland...

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..picturesque villages...

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..and the medieval Fonmon Castle.

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This majestic estate has been in Sir Brooke Boothby's family for

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11 generations.

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It all started with one very influential man.

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Here, Colonel Philip Jones, who was my ancestor,

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actually bought this place.

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He was a great friend of Oliver Cromwell's.

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Probably the most powerful Welshman of the time.

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There was a parliament sitting at that time, of an English MP saying,

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"We cannot longer have this country run from a small castle in Wales."

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Oops!

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Sir Brooke inherited a legacy, and a castle full of artefacts.

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This sword has actually fought against Napoleon.

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It's fought in the West Indies, it's fought in the Baltic,

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it fought at the Crimea.

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I mean, those swords were just very tiresomely something I wasn't allowed

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to play with! That was very annoying, as far as I was concerned.

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They were out of reach as a small boy!

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Now he's a grown man, Sir Brooke has the whole working estate to maintain.

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But big sister Carol has arrived to help replant the castle's fuchsia border.

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I'm here, really, just to keep him under control.

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The busy summer wedding season is upon them,

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and they have to get their hands dirty.

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The problem is at the moment that we have the public here all the time,

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weddings going on, and we've got a blank border.

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-That's the problem!

-This box wants to be...

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-Yeah. We want it down that way.

-Yes.

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And I'm having this box up this way.

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-Righto.

-If your tulips are in the wrong place, move them.

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Righto, very good.

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She didn't want me to put it in front of another one,

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so actually about in the middle here.

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And try not to get a lump of the manure on to the root.

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-OK.

-I'm eight years older than my brother.

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So I've got bossing rights.

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Fuchsias have historic ties to Fonmon.

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Sir Brooke's grandmother was the founder president of the British Fuchsia Society.

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What you can see here is we've got an unfortunate gap.

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Because the fuchsia that was at the base there has died.

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And luckily for us, the one that climbs best is called Lady Boothby.

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It was named after my grandmother in 1941.

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So, unfortunately, she's died again.

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Poor Grandma will have to get back.

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Reincarnated.

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We'd hate Grandma to be lost from her own bed.

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Ten miles west of Fonmon,

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the Heritage Coast Path meanders past Nash Point Lighthouse,

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built entirely from rocks winched up from the cliffs below.

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Part-time lighthouse attendant Chris Williams relishes

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the perks of his job.

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Wonderful, beautiful view.

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I wouldn't swap it. It's beautiful.

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Extremely lucky to work here on this particular lighthouse.

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Yeah.

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Can you imagine what an estate agent would make of this?

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Just a lovely venue, isn't it?

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-It is.

-You know, where could you get a scene as good as this?

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Just wondering how I'll get my dress up there.

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Well, you've got four bridesmaids.

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I'm sure they'll work it out between them.

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Cliff and Penny from Eastbourne have had a long love affair with lighthouses.

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Got lipstick all over me now.

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And each other. Their love blossomed from a blind date,

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now they're tying the knot in Nash Point Lighthouse.

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If you're a football supporter and that,

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you can get married at Anfield Football Ground or something like that.

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And you're a Liverpool supporter, then that's the greatest thing in your whole life.

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Well, this is our greatest thing.

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You know, and it's the only one in the country that you can actually

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get married in that is a fully working lighthouse.

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Lighthouses, they are so strong, dependable, always there.

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Always shining out and stopping you from crashing onto rocks.

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It's a sort of thing that we need in our life, isn't it, really?

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Yeah. Look at it.

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-It's perfect.

-Tall and strong and handsome and...

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-Everything.

-You talking about me now?

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-Yes, I am.

-Oh, good. That's OK.

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As well as the lighthouse.

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Umbrella down, dear, umbrella down.

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That's it. I suppose we'd better get this place ready.

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Yeah, let's get going.

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Let's get cracking. We've got to decorate the lighthouse.

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So much to do.

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-Little time to do.

-So little time to do it all in.

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Let's hope the weather improves in time for the big day.

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Come here, Mary Poppins.

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Back at Fonmon, and Sir Brooke is still getting the castle spruced up for his wedding season,

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by replanting the fuchsia bed.

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I've got a clipboard here, and a pencil.

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Don't leave a rake that way.

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Health and safety!

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But as Carol ploughs on...

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He's idling, you see, while I'm working.

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..Sir Brooke has grander issues to attend to.

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The Queen and other members of the Royal Family are coming down shortly

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to open the new Welsh Parliament.

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And the new Assembly. And one of my jobs is to greet the Queen as she

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arrives at the Senedd.

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As Vice Lord Lieutenant of South Glamorgan,

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Sir Brooke needs to ensure his uniform is in impeccable order.

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You've got your military cap, you've got your main jacket.

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Dungarees, they come right up to about here, and therefore you have to have

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braces, because otherwise they'd fall down.

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And then you've got the sword and the white gloves.

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The Queen is well known for picking out bits of wrong kit.

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If you put something on that's completely wrong,

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Her Majesty's quite likely to spot it.

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But Sir Brooke isn't fazed by his royal responsibilities.

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It's an opportunity to return to his youth.

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Small boys always like dressing up, and I'm no exception.

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I just never grew out of it!

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So, yeah,

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it's fun to get all dressed up for something and then march off with your sword.

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And pretend to be a knight.

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Heading east from Fonmon, you'll find The Knap,

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a sprawling pebble beach and favourite playground of free spirits

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Craig Holmes and Amy Bannister.

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-Go on, then.

-I thought you were counting us in.

-Go.

-One, two, three.

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Morning! What are you up to?

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I'm waiting for you to count us in.

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One, two, three.

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-Morning!

-What's happening, guys?

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-I'm Amy...

-And I'm Craig, and we're vloggers from Barry.

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Kinging it!

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We're running! We're running!

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Craig and Amy are social media stars who post their worldwide travels on

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their own YouTube channel.

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Hello, Japan! Welcome to LA.

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Hello, Las Vegas!

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Kinging it. Rule your own world.

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We always said we wanted to work for ourselves, that's what we're doing.

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So, we're sort of...

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We're getting there slowly.

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Their internet fame recently reached new heights,

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all thanks to a fish and a storm.

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I'm here at Barry Island beach, and there's no signs of the storm!

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We saw what was trending on Twitter, which was storm Gertrude.

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And then

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on Barry Island, whenever there's a storm,

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the waves come crashing over the promenade.

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So we're like, "Right, we'll get a fish and Craig will just throw it at

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"my face, like, whenever the wave comes."

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Which is what we did.

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I'm here at Barry Island beach,

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and there's no signs of the storm!

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Within, like, half an hour it was on, like, stupid views.

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-It was on, like...

-20 million.

-Yeah, 20 million views.

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Mental! For a £7 fish!

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Best £7 we ever spent!

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Having become overnight internet sensations...

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-Morning!

-..the couple now share their daily lives on social media.

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Like, we've been together for eight years now.

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We spend every day together.

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"Amy, I'm telling you, you can go this way."

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We can't. Amy's right, once again.

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It's not all happy days.

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We just film the best bits.

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What are you saying?

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What do you have to say for yourself?

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Nothing. I'm always right!

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-You need to apologise.

-I'm going to climb over the house and go that way.

-You need to apologise.

-No.

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Craig will want one thing, I'll want the other.

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I'll knock him out, it'll be fine.

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With so much invested in their working and personal relationship,

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Craig is feeling the pressure from the fans.

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People keep saying, "Marry that woman."

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"Marriage, when are you guys getting married?"

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We haven't got enough time for that.

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No, I know. I'm not completely...

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-I'm glad you know!

-I just want you to know that I am marriage material one day.

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You should count yourself lucky.

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Wedding plans might be on hold for now for Craig and Amy,

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but Penny's bagged her man.

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Morning. How are you? Are you excited?

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It's the final dress fitting,

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and she's taken mum Linda and bridesmaid Zoe along for support.

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Wow!

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-Lovely.

-Amazing.

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For the first time in my life, I actually feel like a woman.

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Cinderella.

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-Yeah, Cinderella.

-You will go to the ball.

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I'm the real Cinderella!

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Yeah, exactly.

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Meanwhile, back at Nash Point Lighthouse,

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Cliff and son Michael have been left in charge of decorating the unique

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wedding venue.

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That goes somewhere.

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Wedding.

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-That's it.

-Yeah?

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That'll be fine, yeah, yeah.

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Now, we've got to spread the leaves out.

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The branches.

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See? Look, it's autumn. All the leaves are falling off.

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The lighthouse means everything to us.

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It's just an ideal location.

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It's perfect. And what could be better than standing here doing your vows,

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looking out over a nice sunlit sea?

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The rain may be falling,

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but nothing can dampen this loved-up couple's spirits.

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He is my lighthouse.

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I can't express how I feel about him.

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It's just, words can't actually...

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I can only show him like this.

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-That's all I can say.

-It makes me want to cry.

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I just feel like crying now, myself.

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No, I mustn't cry.

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I'm proof of being safe and loved and...

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..whisked off my feet

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by a lovely officer, and a gentleman.

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And he's my Richard Gere, actually!

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LAUGHTER

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Yeah. I can't find where this leaf goes.

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Must be a spare one, I suppose.

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When I first met Penny, I just thought, I felt that connection between us.

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I don't know, just feels so right.

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You know, I even went to see a lady who's a little bit of a psychic.

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You know, and... You know, she said...

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She even described Penny.

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She said about an initial, she said her initial was P.

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And you know, she described Penny down to a T.

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I thought, well, she's the one.

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And Penny had the same sort of thing as well.

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She was told by somebody, "Look out for signs" and all this sort of stuff.

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She was sitting at the hospital one day waiting for an appointment.

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And somebody was reading a paper,

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and it just had a thing across it saying "Cliff".

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So she said, "Well, if that's not a sign, I don't know what is."

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Destiny may have brought them together,

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but Cliff has proved himself a worthy suitor after helping Penny and her mum

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through some of the toughest times of their lives.

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-Lovely, Mum.

-Love you lots, Pen.

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Many happy years ahead of you.

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Yes, definitely.

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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I was very ill, and I had two great big blood clots in both lungs.

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And they nearly finished me.

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It was touch and go for some time.

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But now,

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thanks to my two people...

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Penny and...

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-Cliff.

-Yeah.

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They brought me back together and stayed with me through thick and thin.

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If it weren't for them, I don't think I would have made it.

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Having come so close to losing her,

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-it means so much to Penny to have her mum and bridesmaid Zoe here to share her special day.

-My girls.

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I've got my girls.

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It's an emotional day.

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They've been through everything together so it's just the final piece of the puzzle, really.

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Yeah.

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-Happy ever after.

-Yeah.

-Isn't it?

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Over at Barry Island Pleasure Park,

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manager James's big plans to put the fair back on the map may have ground

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-to a halt.

-Well, unfortunately, the giant Ferris wheel has...

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Or, as the locals have dubbed it, the Barry Eye,

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is... We was hoping it would have been ready a month early,

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to be ready now for this bank holiday Monday.

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But one of the computers has come up with an error.

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If one of them isn't corresponding and it comes up with an error,

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then obviously it won't let the ride operate for safety reasons.

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Gutted.

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We've been going on so well.

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We fought all the bad winds,

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we fought all the bad weather to get it ready,

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and I did really think it was going to be ready for this bank holiday.

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It will cost us dearly, so to speak, you know?

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These things happen, and unfortunately it's happened to me!

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I haven't told Henry yet.

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Luckily, park owner Henry has other things on his mind.

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It's not been a good season.

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The weather's against us.

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He's pleading poverty for a good deal on some new arcade machines.

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You're going to help a poor showman here.

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You know? And if your rewards are not given to you here,

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you'll get them in heaven.

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So... But don't rush to get there, just in case it ain't true!

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But down at the front,

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someone's arrived to give Henry a run for his money.

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This is my mobile showroom.

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Amusement stockist Clive Sweet calls himself the Keyring King of Great Britain.

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I've come down here to sharpen my pencil, really.

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Because Henry's not the easiest one to deal with.

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Well, you'll have to send me a sample. I can't buy anything until I see it.

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You know, he's sort of... He's a bit of a tough cookie when it comes to

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dealing, but I quite like the banter.

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Free delivery. You'll like that, Henry.

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But has Henry finally met his match?

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Right, we've got a couple of special offers for you, Henry.

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Because you're a good friend of mine,

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I think that I can make the effort to give you some good prices,

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look after you like I always do.

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And sort of treat you a bit special.

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They're 38p, right?

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38p to you.

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That's £380 a thousand.

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Yes. If you could halve the price down to, what, 18p?

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Oh, no, I couldn't do that, Henry.

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As I've known you, is it 40 years?

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-Well...

-And we're waiting for that moment when you're going to do a deal when you leave...

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Well, that moment in time might have arrived today.

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-If you pay a good price.

-I should be smiling and not crying.

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I spend more money with you than any other customer you've got.

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Yeah, but is there any profit in it?

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While Henry and Clive argue the toss,

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across town Craig and Amy have a job on.

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Having returned from their travels, money is tight.

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Look at this. 0-60 in five minutes.

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The couple are working as much as possible in an effort to increase their followers

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and boost their income.

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The best part about this car is when we bought it,

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it came with the sunroof already glued in.

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-Does leak.

-Actually glued.

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What do you expect for £350?

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-A bargain.

-The aim of the game at the minute is just to get as much work as we can

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and save as much money as we can.

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Get the cash flow, innit?

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And today, Barry's vlogging stars are shooting a video to help a local

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entrepreneur sell his multi-million pound pad.

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-He's rocked up in a Lambo.

-Just brought our Clio.

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Just a weekday car, that's what it is.

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OK, so we're at the mansion.

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It's amazing.

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We've been inside and it's, like, white marble flooring,

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massive open-plan kitchen.

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It's so nice.

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Just here. So you are asymmetrical.

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-I feel like I've got a boss half the time.

-You have.

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It's just easier to nod most of the time.

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Look at that! Fingerprint unlockage.

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My iPhone does that. Oh, my goodness.

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We could all get in that!

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Top bathroom.

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One day. We will have a house like this.

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The couple have grand ambitions,

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and with a potential £7,000 profit from their fish clip,

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they're on the right track.

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The reality is not all of our clips go viral, so we were super lucky with the fish one.

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And there's no signs of the storm!

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But we tried other ones,

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and it hasn't done that and we don't make that much money from the videos

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that we do put out, from our vlogs.

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So this is why we have to come out and do extra work.

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Well, this beats a nine to five any day.

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-Yeah.

-So we're all done at Phil's house.

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Top filming, top gaff.

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Didn't have a swim, though.

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At Cardiff Bay, it's the opening of the fifth Welsh Assembly.

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And the capital is buzzing with anticipation.

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Sir Brooke and his wife, Lady Georgiana Boothby,

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are responsible for greeting the Queen and Prince Philip on arrival,

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and escorting them into the Welsh Assembly.

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This is the first time I've personally greeted the Queen as the front person.

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My father had a similar job in many years back,

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so I had the honour of just meeting her afterwards as part of a group.

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But never done it quite at this level before.

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Although Sir Brooke's role is ceremonial,

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in bygone years, he would have been the Queen's first line of defence.

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The theory is that you can draw the sword in defence of the Queen,

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should anybody attack.

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Today, it's more likely to be an attack with bullets or a bomb,

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so your job is basically to put yourself between the Queen and any

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problem. But the other thing that you've got to be very careful that,

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you know, Her Majesty is not a large lady.

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And so I must not fling myself on top of her to shield her body,

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as I'd probably do her more damage than the bullets!

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With security taken care of,

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it's time for Sir Brooke to get into position.

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A 21-gun salute signals the Queen's arrival at Cardiff Station.

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She's on her way.

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As the royal procession arrives, it's time for Sir Brooke's big moment.

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-Back in Barry...

-Look at that.

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-That's a royal ring.

-..Henry's got his hands on Clive's crown jewels.

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Well, I'm sure you could make a lot of girls in Wales very happy.

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They're limited-edition, only 1,000 in a box.

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It's time to seal the deal.

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But Del Boy - sorry, Clive -

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is bamboozling Henry with Cockney rhyming slang.

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Why don't you slap a monkey... A monkey on top?

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Put a monkey on top.

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And then you've got a deal. All right, monkey on top.

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-No.

-A pony.

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Slap a pony on, and be done with it.

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Yes or no? Come on.

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-Come on, Henry.

-A straight two grand for 1,000 rings.

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No, no, no. A cockerel...

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A cockerel for the sake of it.

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Right? 25 quid.

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-Yeah, all right?

-Yeah.

-Oh, I missed!

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Oh, I missed!

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OK. That's it.

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-Right, job done.

-Hard work.

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That's it. Right...

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Have you got some money I can borrow for diesel to get home?

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Back in Cardiff Bay, Her Majesty has left the building.

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As his royal duties come to a close, it's been a happy day for Sir Brooke.

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And a chance to reminisce with his old pal Charles.

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He and I were actually remembering that

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50 years ago, when my godfather was Lord Lieutenant here,

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the Prince then used to stay with him just outside Cardiff.

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And I would go over for evenings, or lunch, or whatever.

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And so we were saying it's an awfully long time ago!

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Bye. Bye.

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It's the morning of Penny and Cliff's lighthouse wedding,

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and the groom is flat out.

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As you can see, I'm fully mobile, in use of irons and ironing boards.

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I wrote her a little text, just saying how much I love her.

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And, you know,

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that today will be the perfect day and she will get her fairytale wedding.

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But she didn't reply to that one,

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so I'm not sure if she's received it!

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Penny's too busy with a wardrobe malfunction.

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I'm just trying to Google how to lace a wedding dress,

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see if we can find a video.

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Just pull it together slightly.

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Tighten here, because it's got to just cover that.

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I'm just frightened of pulling it too hard.

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It's half-past, so she should be on her way.

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Going to lock up for the last time as a single man.

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You look beautiful, baby.

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-I, Penelope Lydia Fears...

-I, Penelope Lydia Fears...

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..take you, Clifford Neil Cook...

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..take you, Clifford Neil Cook...

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..to be my wedded husband.

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..to be my wedded husband.

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-I give you this ring...

-I give you this ring...

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..as a symbol of my endless love for you.

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..as a symbol of my endless love for you.

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-All that I am...

-All that I am...

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-..and all that I have...

-..and all that I have...

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-..I bring to you.

-..I bring to you.

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I'm delighted to tell you that you are now husband and wife!

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The celebrations get under way.

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And lighthouse attendant Chris marks the occasion with a blow of

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the lighthouse horn.

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HORN BELLOWS

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The lighthouse is our beacon.

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It shines the way for us.

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So, you know, it will guide us through our life, and that.

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Any rough seas, rocks, or anything like that, it will tell us,

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"No, don't do that, go round the other way."

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Here we are, husband and wife, Mr and Mrs Cook.

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Bye!

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Next time... Amy goes under the needle.

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I've got it, it's done!

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We meet Penarth's most outstanding citizens.

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That is so good!

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And it all goes wrong at the fishing competition.

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This is horrible.

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