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Imagine you've embarked on the journey of a lifetime -

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a luxury cruise around the world.

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I've done things, I've seen places that only people dream of seeing.

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2,000 people are travelling some of the way,

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but 400 lucky souls have signed up for the entire adventure.

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SHIP HORN BLOWS

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This, for me, is the culmination of a life's dream.

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It sure makes your eyes water.

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They'll be stopping at some of most beautiful

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and exotic places around the globe.

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TRAIN WHISTLES

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ELEPHANT TRUMPETS

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I think it's the most amazing thing ever.

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But this all-inclusive package offers much more than sunshine

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and sightseeing.

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On this global odyssey, the passengers have their own vicar.

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Welcome everyone to this very special and very happy occasion.

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The ship is my parish and therefore I'm seeking to minister

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to everyone on board whether they're believers or not.

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Welcome to The Cruise.

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January 2013.

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The cruise liner, Balmoral, is getting ready to depart from Southampton.

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She'll be home to guests, entertainers

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and crew for the next 16 weeks.

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Take the lift rather than lugging up the stairs.

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The Reverend Colin Still is being seen off by one of his fellow chaplains.

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You're near the medical centre so you'll be all right.

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Yes, and the handicraft centre too.

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Here we are.

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He's a veteran of 30 cruises but you wouldn't know it.

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Are we on the right one, Colin?

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-Yes. And it's the starboard side.

-No.

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-5043.

-It's the third deck.

-Oh, we're in five?

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Oh, silly. That's silly.

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Sorry about that.

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'I like living by the sea and I like being on the sea.'

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I think it gives an added dimension to my life, really.

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-Yes, I just love travelling and meeting people.

-Hello.

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-Do you know where you're going?

-No.

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We've got those who are Christian, Hindus and Muslims

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and quite a number of other religions.

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They all know that I'm the priest on board

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and I get enormous respect from them.

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In the unlikely event of an emergency...

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The average age of his flock is 69.

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Staying healthy will be a big issue, not least for 77-year-old Colin.

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This is all my medication, which is four months' supply.

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Terrible.

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But then most of the passengers will have a lot too.

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Do you suffer from diabetes?

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Yes, but I don't really suffer.

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I've got diabetes 2 and it's diet controlled, so it's not a problem.

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Thank you, very much and good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

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How are you doing tonight?

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Everybody's settled in and you have drinks, I can see.

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-How are the drinks? Good, and free.

-LAUGHTER

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That's even better, right?

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Captain Stoica's crew should meet everyone's needs.

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My name is Sue, I'm going to be doing the choir.

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it's my first time doing this so please come and help me,

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I need some help.

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Good evening, everyone. It's the Reverend Colin Still.

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I hope you'll come and give it a whirl and join me

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as we worship God day by day as we go round the ship, around the world.

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-Thank you very much, Colin.

-APPLAUSE

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SHIP HORN BLOWS

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As the 28,000 horse power engines roar into life,

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Balmoral slips her moorings and glides elegantly into the Solent.

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The world cruise covers 33,000 miles,

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three oceans and 15 seas,

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with 33 ports of call.

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It's going to take 112 days to circumnavigate the globe.

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And the first leg to Acapulco will take three weeks.

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Good afternoon, everyone, welcome.

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Can we just have a short little discussion about words.

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Well, not really a discussion,

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I'll just tell you what we're going to do.

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Sue Alderson is a seasoned choir mistress

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but a relative newcomer to the world of cruising.

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'We went, last August, on a cruise of Norway

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'and there was a choir on board.'

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I was chatting to the lady and she just said, why don't you apply?

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Why don't you have a go?

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# I'm a nurse.. #

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I was thinking, two weeks round the Med, that'll be really nice.

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About two weeks later they rang to say

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we'd like you to go on the world cruise in January, four months.

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I'm like, oh!

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She has ambitious and appropriate plans.

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A full-scale production of The Pirates Of Penzance.

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# Pirates... #

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Some people are perfect for their roles.

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# I am a pirate king

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# Hurrah, hurrah... #

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I was a Master at Arms in the Royal Navy, when I retired

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after some 25 years of service.

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and I've loved singing, which is why I'm here.

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# Hey! #

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But Gerald Toghill is less keen on homework.

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So all I need you to do is just say them.

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If I can read the words I'll do them,

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but I'm not here to learn words, I'm hear to sing.

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You don't have to learn them, just say them.

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'I do have this nagging suspicion at the back of what

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'passes for a mind'

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that life is too short, on a cruise like this,

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to be sitting in a cabin learning words.

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Casting the female lead is more difficult.

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Mabel is a young maiden and not many young maidens on this cruise.

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Somebody's going to have to be brave here.

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Sue, what about you?

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Let's have Sue. Come forward.

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# Poor wandering one

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# If such poor love as mine

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# Can help you find

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# True peace of mind

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# Why, take it, it is thine. #

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Singing is something that gives you confidence

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in the rest of your life. I think it's so good.

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Now, is there anyone else, now that these brave people have done it,

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somebody else will think "Oh, I'll have a go now"?

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'It can take your mind off any troubles that you have

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'and I think for that'

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it's an excellent thing for people to do.

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I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.

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Come on, Eileen.

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Eileen! Eileen, right.

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Don't worry about your sore throat and things, we'll see through that.

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And...

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# Poor wandering one

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# If such poor love as mine

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# Can help you find

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# True peace of mind

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# Why, take it, it is thine. #

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Lovely, lovely, lovely.

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-Would you do it for us?

-OTHERS: Yes! Yes.

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The answer you're looking for is "yes".

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-Is that what I'm looking for?

-Yes, Sue. Yes, Sue.

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'You know what they say about a volunteer?

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'He's a man who didn't understand the question!'

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When we set out on a world cruise,

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we've obviously got to come out of cold winter weather from Europe.

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Then we set off south west towards the Caribbean,

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then the ship is completely transformed because suddenly

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it's like taking the lid off, and all the people come out and sit

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on the sun beds, on the top decks and it's quite a different atmosphere.

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I try to be available to everyone by being around

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so they can approach me.

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Sometimes, it takes me quite a long time

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to get round the deck during the day.

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I think that's why I do the early morning walk.

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TANGO MUSIC

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Each person's got a story, it's usually very personal stories.

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And, yes, I learn quite a lot about a great number of people.

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Honeymooners Bob and Viv Speding are madly in love.

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Viv and I met about three years ago on a cruise

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and Viv stood out because, to be honest, she was wearing

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quite sort of funky gear, and was wearing some quite funky glasses

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which really contrasted with most of the, fairly typical,

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middle aged or elderly women that were on the cruise.

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This is my honeymoon nightie so I'll quickly put that away,

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because, you know, you still, you might be over 60 but,

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you still have to, erm, you still enjoy cuddles.

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There is no smiling in Tangos.

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I suppose the only thing that I would say about Vivian

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that could be broadcast,

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is that she is absolutely amazing, physically,

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for a woman of her age.

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But the same can't be said for Bob.

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I've met this marvellous man in the autumn of my life

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and I don't want to lose him.

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You know, we've got to enjoy life and make memories together

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and I just want him to be a bit healthier because he isn't.

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Bob has diabetes and weighs over 21 stone.

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A lethal combination.

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So Viv's challenged him to lose five kilos, before Acapulco.

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Well, I'm walking along the deck as part of my regime

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to lose a bit of weight.

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I actually had an egg Florentine for breakfast today

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so I'm going to do an extra lap.

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This is the bows. You can see...

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Oh, look, we're not far from land because we've got a bird.

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So the walkers cross this corner here,

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and if he wears a nice, bright colour I know it's him,

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and all that lovely dark hair.

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Oh, there he is! That's how I feel.

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Just very much in love, actually.

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So much so, it brings tears to my eyes.

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I'm so lucky.

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# Take heart, no danger lasts... #

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Colin's always looking for ways to increase his congregation.

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So, we're all speaking from the same hymn sheet as it were.

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Colin's here. Can you just spare Colin for a minute or two?

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He's a doctor of divinity.

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# There's a doctor of divinity

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# Resides in this vicinity

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# For a doctor, doctor Resides in this vicinity

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# This vicinity! #

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APPLAUSE

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Thanks for that.

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I appreciate that not all of you want to come to the Sunday services

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but there's a slot whenever you'd like to fill it.

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# Doctor of divinity. #

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The island of Madeira is Balmoral's first port of call.

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An opportunity for everyone to stretch their legs.

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This is my first time for doing a choir on board.

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It's pretty hectic, those first two or three days.

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I wondered what had hit me.

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It's like...

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Everyone's thoroughly enjoying it, and that's the most important thing.

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-They seem to be.

-It's lovely sitting in the sun, feels so good.

-It's fabulous.

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-What a contrast!

-Who would think? Who would think?

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But Sue's worried about much more than the choir.

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My mother, erm, she's got dementia so she's in a home

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so that bit has been difficult yes, yes.

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She had a fall and ended up in hospital for five or six weeks

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and that's, kind of, taken all her muscles.

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-Yes, and it takes a lot out of you.

-That's right.

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Mum had a fall and she was in a, sort of, respite home

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and she broke her ankle in three places.

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She was in plaster for, oh, it was just awful,

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-about ten weeks, but she came through it.

-Yes, yes.

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Sue is the primary carer for her 93-year-old mum.

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And she's never been away for so long.

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There are a lot of people on board and most of them are very concerned

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about their families, and, of course, there's an anxiety about

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elderly people at home for those that are on board who have parents still living.

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I'm a bit concerned about Mum.

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Have you been in touch?

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Well, I tried to get in touch by video link

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but no signal.

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It all just fell apart.

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When I tried to ring, when we did have signal,

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it's impossible to have a conversation because she's just,

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"When are you coming home? When are you coming home?

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"I can't cope without you."

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-So it is anxious making.

-Yeah.

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Let's hope she keeps going.

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There is going to be the time, isn't there, when she will slip away.

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-Oh, yes.

-But hopefully you'll be home when that happens.

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I was lucky it happened with me

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so we were able to be with Mum when she died, yeah.

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800 miles west of Madeira, the captain has no choice

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but to turn the ship around.

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We have a medical emergency on board

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and one of our guests needs to be immediately evacuated.

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The boat never stops. It's going the same speed

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and the helicopter is actually, it follows the boat

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and it's done so well.

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The line comes down, the guy comes down with all the equipment,

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they've got the patient on the cradle or whatever it is,

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and then they lift him up.

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I was with her for about an hour.

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The lady was travelling on her own.

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She was having to take liquid morphine

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because she was in such great pain.

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She appreciated having someone sit with her.

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She celebrated her birthday on Wednesday

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and they brought her birthday cards.

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She was most concerned about her teddy bear.

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So, that had to be packed as well.

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When there's a crisis on board it's always useful to have the chaplain

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just to bring them some comfort in a way that, perhaps,

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the other staff may not suggest that they say a prayer with a person

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or gave them that sort of support that God was with them

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to help them through a very tough time.

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Balmoral is now 15 hours behind schedule.

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One of the Caribbean stops must be sacrificed.

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Unfortunately, Tortola will be cancelled.

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I'm really sorry for that, but I hope everybody understands that

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a medical emergency and saving a human life is top priority for us.

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It's one of those things that happens at sea

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and I think it's something we all accept, is that the human life element

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is far more important than our pleasure and holidays.

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We get the same time away, we lose a stop, but that's absolutely fine.

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The captain was hoping to make up time

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but there's bad weather ahead.

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For the next couple of days we are looking into a low pressure,

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which we can see it here in the middle of the Atlantic,

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which is going to be moved more south

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and is going to collide exactly with our course.

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I think we've got next Sunday.

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Oops!

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Despite the stormy seas,

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the choir have turned up at Colin's morning service.

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# Hail to the Lord's anointed

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# Great David's greater Son... #

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The choir always lifts up the people and it makes worshiping God that much easier.

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And I'm so glad that we've got Sue because she really does

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inspire people and they contributed splendidly.

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# ..to us in love. #

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Viv's also come to seek advice on Bob's health.

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I wonder might you have five minutes to spare?

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-Yes, if you could hang on?

-Yes.

-Yes? That would be fine.

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I understand, to everyone's surprise,

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considering your nice flat tummy and svelte form,

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that you are a diabetic.

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We tend to assume diabetics are plump people.

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Well, it's because they're plump they become diabetic.

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It's the weight that is part of the problem.

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Do you have, do you suffer from diabetes?

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No, I don't but my lovely new husband does.

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He is, he's very large.

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'I think the biggest problem is, the buffets all look so good

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'so you have a spoonful of one, a spoonful of another.'

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These are my favourite - herring.

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They're in a slightly sweet vinegar.

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'By the time you know where you are, you actually have a plate

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'that is piled high, looking a bit like Mount Etna

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'or something like that.'

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The important thing is knowing you've got to have exercise

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and you've got to cut back on sweet things and cut back on food in general.

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Hopefully, because I can see my toes now when I stand up,

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which is a new experience for me for some time,

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I feel that when I come to weigh myself,

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that I will actually have lost at least a little weight.

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Well, they say you should have breakfast like a king,

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lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

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But we never do it that way round, do we?

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The Balmoral has now crossed the Atlantic and the Caribbean.

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And on day 19, arrives at one of the wonders of the modern age -

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the Panama Canal.

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It is an exciting moment for the passengers, of course,

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it's a very spectacular view and as we are changing the oceans

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after transiting the Panama Canal,

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we are going to get into the Pacific Ocean.

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The canal is a massive feat of engineering.

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It's over 50 miles long and 7.5 million tones of concrete

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were used in its construction.

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When you think that was done about a 100 years ago,

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it's absolutely amazing, the technological effort that was put into it.

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This, for me, is the culmination of a life's dream.

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I've done all the other canals,

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but I've never managed to make this one in my naval career.

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It cuts off that horrendous voyage around Cape Horn.

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I've done that a couple of times, and I can tell you,

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it sure makes your eyes water.

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Just met some lovely, lovely people

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and it's going to be really sad when some of them get off in Acapulco.

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It's going to be really difficult.

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The choir have three days to perfect The Pirates Of Penzance

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so Sue is cranking up rehearsals and leading by example.

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APPLAUSE

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It's the top of the tide and we must be away.

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No, no, no, we've got Ruth's song first.

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'The Pirate King, he's my big teddy bear now.'

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He's really come on, he's worked hard.

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No. "But I'll be true". Stop, stop, stop.

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Today, I fluffed my lines a couple of times.

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-The dreadful month of September...

-February.

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LAUGHTER

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I can't help that, I'm a Cornishman, a bit thick.

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OK, my dear, let's give it whirl.

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Look for a space and go for it, pretend your playing netball.

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'It was very tense. I had to be very bossy, I'm afraid,'

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and say, "You're here, you there, do this, do that", whatever.

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You must be down here because you're speaking.

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Stop, stop, stop.

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If I do that, if I'm pointing down, it's your low notes.

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We got through, it was, it was tricky but we managed it, yeah.

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Sue can forget her worries about the choir and her mum

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on an excursion to Costa Rica.

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I'm escorting today,

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which means that I'm looking after my friends here

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and we have to say "pura vida",

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that means everything's good and pure life.

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I have two missing.

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You have two missing?

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Oh, wow.

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Never mind, it doesn't matter. We're on this one round here.

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-Sue, you've got two of mine.

-Have I?

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People are travelling for all sorts of reasons.

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Some to get away from home and from some of the difficulties

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they've had there, particularly widows and widowers.

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Some have got real problems back home, which they can't leave behind

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and they're in touch with their families day by day

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and are concerned about folk that are ill, particularly elderly parents.

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Can you see it? It's in those leaves.

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When I travelled round in 2009, my mother was still alive,

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she was 94, and I was always on tenterhooks the whole way round.

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But I got home on the 27th May and she died a week later.

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She had waited until I got home

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and I shall be forever grateful for that.

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At long last, Sue has got through to one of her daughters back home.

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Can you see? This is amazing.

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Oh, very well, thank you, very well.

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Thanks for going to see Granny.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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It's a huge relief to know her mum's OK.

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'Miss them so much, you do.'

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You don't realise how far you are away

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but it's lovely to be able to speak to them, it's lovely.

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Bob and Viv are nearing the end of their honeymoon, and his challenge.

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I think Vivian's more worried about me than I am myself.

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I know that she is very concerned that I will die prematurely

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and I suppose there is a chance of that.

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Viv can't stand the stress.

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I'm incredibly proud of him because it's not easy.

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But I feel if he doesn't,

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I'm not going to have him for very long,

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because have you ever seen a man in his eighties of that size?

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OK, well this is the moment of truth.

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We'll see where we are now, so I'll leap on to the scales,

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see if I can do it without breaking them - one of my favourite jokes.

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We weighed before we left home

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and he was 136 kilos naked.

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It read at 132 kilos, which implies that I've lost four kilos

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since we weighed on the morning of leaving Southampton.

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That's nine pounds in weight, just over half a stone.

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I'm just absolutely delighted.

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And I would really love us to have as many years as possible together,

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so it actually means an enormous, enormous amount.

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I was encouraged to see how Bob and Vivian were tackling Bob's diabetes,

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because it is a tough one and he needs all the support he can get.

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I wish them well and I hope that I was able to encourage them.

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It's the last day of the first leg.

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With Acapulco just over the horizon, the pirates of Penzance are ready.

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Har-har, Jim lad!

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It is a bit scary.

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All performances are because you never know what's going to happen.

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500 people are jammed in for the show.

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APPLAUSE

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# I am a pirate king

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# Hoorah, hoorah for the pirate king!

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# Hoorah for the pirate king! #

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'The success of the whole thing is inspiring them to go away'

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and join a choir, go to performances of Gilbert and Sullivan,

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just to open doors, and that's what would make me very happy.

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# Then take it, it is thine. #

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# Oh, we'll rise

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# And be. #

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I'm so proud of what they've done

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and I just would just like, personally, to say a huge thank you

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to all of you.

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I shall never forget this experience.

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Well, believe it or not, it's been the greatest fun.

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Something went very, very wrong today.

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I seem to have remembered all my words.

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My voice did hold up, I didn't want to let everybody down

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and I was really happy with it at the end.

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Everyone was obviously very sort of buoyant and full of fun

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so, brilliant, it really was.

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The reverend was very informative and very helpful.

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I feel less anxious after my conversation with him

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and after Bob actually achieving what he set out to achieve.

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I'm more in love with him every day

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as I discover gorgeous things about him.

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It's a lot to live up to. Perfection is a heavy weight to carry.

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-I never said you're perfect.

-No, I know.

-I said, almost.

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Balmoral has finally reached Acapulco

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and the end of the first part of the world cruise.

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500 passengers are leaving and 500 will be coming on board,

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presenting a fresh challenge for Colin.

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In the village at sea, the relationships are just passing.

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You're meeting people for the first time

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and although you do establish some relationship,

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it's much more fleeting than it is in a parish at home.

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On the next leg - food becomes a big issue.

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You come on ship as a passenger

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and you go off as cargo.

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The amateurs get dramatic.

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No, no.

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The last run we did, well, it was dreadful.

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And a married couple rekindle their love.

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I want to thank you for being such a pain in the butt.

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That's not actually what I shall say at the time!

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