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'Humans are an incredible species.'

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We've found ways to talk to each other on opposite sides of the world.

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We've discovered cures for terrible diseases.

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And some of us have even left this planet to explore space.

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But there's still so much left to find out.

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I'm Greg Foot. Ever since I was a kid, I've been into science.

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I've always been asking questions, and taking things apart to understand how they work.

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I was the kid trawling through the rock pools

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and the one that tried to turn his bike into an aeroplane.

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I even went on to do a science degree.

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'And I'm still asking questions.'

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-This is gonna hurt, right?

-Yeah.

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'And I reckon a lot of you are, too.'

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And that's what this series is all about.

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Getting to the bottom of all those questions that never get properly answered,

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to reveal the Secrets of Everything.

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'On this, the final episode of The Secrets of Everything,

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'it's a battle for survival.

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'I lose my mind trying to dig to Australia.'

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-HE LAUGHS

-My brain doesn't work!

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'I take a dip in deadly quicksand.'

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OK, that's not going to work.

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'And stuff myself with artery-clogging fast food.'

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-HE SIGHS

-OK, that was over 1,000 calories, just for breakfast.

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'But first, the secrets of life and death.'

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So, I know that my heart is just flesh and blood like the rest of me.

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But I still attach emotions to it.

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I definitely say that I've been heartbroken before.

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But what I want to know is, if a girl was to hurt me badly enough,

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could I die of a broken heart?

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# You, and your heart

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# Should they feel so far apart? #

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'To see if this is possible, I first need to find myself a heart.'

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'To help me is Home Office pathologist Dr Stewart Hamilton.'

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-Hi, Stewart.

-Hi.

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'And a recently deceased pig.'

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'It was destined for the butcher's but, like scientists have done for centuries before us,

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'we're going to use it for research purposes.'

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So, a pig is a good match for a human, right?

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Yeah, physically very similar, physiologically very similar.

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And the heart, to all intents and purposes, nearly identical to a human one.

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Brilliant. Well, first things first, we need to expose it.

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So, right bang in the middle of the chest, there is the heart.

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-Ooh, it's heavy.

-It is.

-It's a lot heavier than I thought.

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-So, although this is a pig's heart, this is the closest we can get to a human heart?

-Yeah.

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I take it you've seen a few human hearts in your time?

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Erm, probably only about 2,500!

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Ha! So yeah, quite a few.

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I'm not sure if someone gave it to me I'd be able to tell the difference.

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-Really? They're that similar?

-That similar.

-Oh, right!

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That does not look anything like you get on a Valentine's Day card.

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No, there's nothing terribly emotional about it.

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'Your heart isn't there to win a beauty contest. It's a muscle with a job to do.

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Blood packed with oxygen from the lungs is delivered to your heart

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through the pulmonary vein

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before being fired out to the body through the aorta.

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Round and round, all day and all night, driven by about 2.5 billion heartbeats in an average lifetime.

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The heart, in reality, is simply a pump.

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It's there to pump blood round your body, and keep you working.

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No different to the pump on your central heating system.

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And, just like a water pump, it can go wrong.

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Put yourself on a diet of lard and fags, if you want to experience it for yourself.

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But there is a kind of heart problem you can't do anything about.

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If my girlfriend was to dump me tomorrow,

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I'd obviously be really upset.

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But could that break my heart in the same way?

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-Well, actually, yes, it could.

-Really?

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There are two possibilities. One is that, in somebody who already has a degree of heart disease,

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that stress can tip the heart over the edge.

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But even somebody with a healthy heart,

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when you get stressed, you release a load of adrenaline into your body.

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Your heart rate goes up, your blood pressure goes up.

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And there is actually a condition, which is known as takotsubo cardiomyopathy,

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which is not easy to say twice!

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But most people would call it "broken heart syndrome"

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where that adrenaline actually stuns the muscle fibres in the heart

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and stops them working.

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WOMAN SCREAMS

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It's more common in older ladies, but it can happen to anyone.

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And, in the most extreme cases, it can kill you.

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-HE SIGHS

-That's amazing. That's amazing.

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So, if you don't want to die of a broken heart,

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a little light exercise and the occasional bunch of flowers could go a long, long, long way.

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# Come back and mend my broken heart... #

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When I was a kid, I knew quicksand was fatal.

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I knew it was a killer because I'd seen it suck people to their deaths in films.

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But if you found yourself in quicksand, would it really be the end?

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Depends how quick the quicksand is.

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I'm sure you're supposed to stand still, because struggling makes it worse.

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Try and keep moving. Stand still, get your phone out,

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call your mum or 999, and then that's it.

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# I'm in the quicksand!

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# I'm in the quicksand! #

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'Before I get sucked into this one,

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'I want to find out just how quicksand works.

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'To do that, I'm going to need a trough full of custard powder. Obviously!

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'Most liquids, as we all know, tend to be runny

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'and they normally stay that way unless the temperature changes.'

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But other liquids, like quicksand or bizarrely custard, corn flour, behave in a much weirder way.

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When I dip my toe in, it completely vanishes, it behaves like a liquid.

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But when I kick it, it behaves like a solid.

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So I'm going to try to walk on water. Well, custard.

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Yes!

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'Although it might look like a miracle,

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'I'm able to walk on the custard

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'because it belongs to a weird bunch of liquids called non-Newtonian fluids.'

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'Unlike normal liquids,

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they get thicker or thinner under pressure.

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'Quicksand is another one of these bizarre fluids.

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'It's just a mixture of sand, water and clay

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'and it looks quite solid on the surface.

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'But, step on to it, and you're in trouble.'

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The first thing that happens...

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-HE LAUGHS

-..is it turns really liquidy.

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And I sink in. And then, straight after, the quicksand separates into two layers.

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At the top, it's more watery.

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But below that, down where my foot is, it's a lot more sandy.

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'The quicksand has behaved just as weirdly as the custard, but in the opposite way.

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'Under the pressure of my foot, it gets runnier.

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'And then, as I sink down, it feels like it's grabbing my leg like a vice.'

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And it's that that is stopping me pulling it out.

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'So if I was fully submerged in its grip, would anyone be strong enough to pull me out?'

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This one requires my stunt double!

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# I love ya, you dummy! #

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Ugh.

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-Right, I think we're going to need muscle for this. Right, are you ready?

-OK.

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One, two, three. Argh!

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Ugh. No, no. I don't think we can do that.

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I think we need reinforcements.

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'This lorry has some serious power.

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'It's normally used for lifting 10-ton skips,

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'so hopefully it's got enough oomph to get our dummy unstuck.'

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Ooh! Head's off! Argh!

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I think we're free. Come on, last bit. Yes.

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That took a skip lorry to pull him out.

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Scientists have actually calculated it can take the same force you need to lift a small car.

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'Seeing as the chances of having a skip lorry to hand if you're stuck in quicksand are quite low,

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'I'm now going to see whether there's any technique I can use

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'to wrestle myself free from its clutches.'

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Whoa! OK. This is kind of scary.

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You feel like it's sucking you in.

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There's just nothing underneath my feet, there's no firm platform.

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Argh!

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I've gotta find a way to get out.

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'In fact, because of the strange behaviour of quicksand under pressure,

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'flailing around is not a good idea.

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'You'll waste precious energy, and it makes it more runny.'

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OK, that's not going to work.

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'But even though it looks like I'm in real trouble,

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'there's no way I'm ever going to sink further than my waist.'

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HE LAUGHS

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'And that's because my body is less dense than quicksand, so I'm actually floating in it.

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'Quicksand's reputation as a killer isn't because you drown in it,

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'it's because, if you're stuck in it and the tide comes in, you're a goner.'

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'But there is a way to get out,

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'and that's by spreading your weight and making very small movements upwards.'

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Yeah! Come on, that's it, last bit.

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'I still need a bit of help, though.'

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-Oh my!

-You all right?

-Oh! Oh!

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Right, who's next?

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-No?

-Not today!

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Right, check this out. It's a beautiful demonstration

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of one of the simplest ideas in science, that hot air rises.

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That flame's heating up all the air inside.

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It's less dense than the cold air around it.

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Up it goes.

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So why then are mountains, the highest places on the Earth, freezing cold?

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# Ain't no mountain high enough

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# Nothing can keep me, Keep me from you. #

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If there's anybody who can help me get to the bottom of this one,

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it's a man who's a chemist,

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practical engineer, meteorologist and...

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..Polish musician?

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He is Dr Zbigniew Szydlo. I just call him Doc.

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All right, Doc?

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Great to see you! Fridge sorted. See you in a few minutes then, OK?

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OK, so I'm down here, literally a couple of metres above sea level.

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Doc is up at the top of the hill.

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It's 17C down here.

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I'm going to bike up to meet him and see what happens to the temperature.

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# So we go out to the hill We lie down. #

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'You'd think that the higher you get, the warmer it should become,

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what with all that warm air floating upwards.'

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Right, I'm now at 130 metres above sea level.

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The weather hasn't really changed, but the temperature is now creeping down.

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We've just touched 16 degrees.

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OK. Onwards to the top.

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'But surely, if you climb up a mountain, you're getting nearer to the sun?'

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'The problem is, temperatures actually drop by about one degree every 100 metres you climb.'

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It just doesn't seem to make sense, but it's true.

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And, to find out why it happens, I need to investigate a fundamental force of nature.

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Talking of which, there's Doc.

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-Hi, Doc.

-Oh, you're here, brilliant!

-Hello, matey.

-Can you give us a hand with this then?

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OK, let's go then. Are you all ready? No, grab with the other side.

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Up from underneath. One, two, three, lift. Brilliant!

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-Where we going?

-We're going in here.

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Right, drop this down here.

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Right, Doc. Your challenge is to make a mountain out of a fridge.

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-Brilliant.

-Doc.

-Yeah?

-Keep cool!

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'Doc's an expert at dismantling things.

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'But if you're not, it's obviously not a good idea to try this at home.

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'While he's doing that,

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'I'm going to use this tyre to investigate how pressure can effect temperature.'

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Hopefully, when I fill this full of air, let's see what happens.

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'The green and yellow bits show where it's warmer.

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'As more and more air molecules are pumped in,

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'the energy increases, and that raises the temperature.'

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And the reverse is also true.

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If you open the valve, all that air comes flying out.

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It expands. You're losing all those energetic air molecules,

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and the temperature goes down.

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It's one of the fundamental laws of nature,

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Compress a gas and it heats up.

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Let it expand, and it cools down.

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OK? Yep.

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'And this is exactly what's happening in Doc's fridge.'

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-Right. So we're plugging her in, and see what happens?

-Yeah.

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'The fridge works because the gas here in the bottom is compressed, so it's warm.

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'But, as it's allowed to expand rapidly around the ice box,

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'it cools right down to below zero,

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'cold enough to make ice.'

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'And, bizarrely, Doc's fridge works a bit like planet Earth.

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The air at the bottom of the fridge is a bit like the air at sea level.

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It's relatively warm because it's being compressed,

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this time by miles of atmosphere above it.

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Further up, there's less atmosphere,

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fewer air molecules bashing about,

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less energy and, just like Doc's ice box, it's colder.

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And that's why the top of mountains...

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..are freezing.

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-Time for an ice cream.

-Yeah. Let's go to the beach. It's warmer down there.

-Absolutely.

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-NARRATOR:

-Here's Professor Logic. How do you do, Professor?

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Professor Logic is a busy man.

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So much to see, so much to learn, so much to measure.

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Today, Professor Logic is observing space.

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And he's rather excited because he's discovered something new.

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Ah ha!

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Er, what is it?

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I'm afraid you're going to have to help me here, Professor.

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I see. You've discovered a black hole.

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Well, that is exciting.

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Why is it called a black hole, Professor?

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Because you can't see it.

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And how do you know if you've discovered it in the first place?

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A black hole forms when a large star burns out and implodes.

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All its matter collapses into a dense point that you can't see.

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How very inconvenient, Professor.

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But, you know, it's there because its gravitational field is so strong

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that it sucks up everything around it, even light.

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Well, don't get too close, you might get sucked up yourself.

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You want to get sucked up?

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But, once you're in, doesn't something called spaghettification

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stretch you out into an enormous string of atoms,

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before crushing you into a soup of collapsed subatomic particles?

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Doesn't sound much like fun to me.

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You don't care?

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You've heard that black holes might be gateways to other universes?

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And you want to meet the inhabitants of the other universes?

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I see.

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Well, goodbye, Professor.

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And, er, good luck.

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This is me suffering for science, or rather for my stomach.

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I'm burning off the weight I put on in one wild day of eating,

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trying to answer the question: Does fast food make you fat?

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It tastes good, so you kind of get greedy for more.

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Greediness makes you fat. I worked in fast food for three years.

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Everything in moderation is OK for you.

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It's so convenient, isn't it? Like, you can't be bothered to cook for yourself.

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# I think of you and lick my lips.

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# You've got the taste I can't resist Can't resist, can't resist... #

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'As a bloke, I need around 2,500 calories a day.'

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'If you're female, it's about 2,000.'

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-Morning.

-Morning.

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'But today, in the interests of science,

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'I'm going to bust my limit with a Great British fry up.'

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'Not exactly fast, but it ain't short on calories.'

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-HE SIGHS

-OK. That was over 1,000 calories, just for breakfast.

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'Who'd have thought it?

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'That's almost half my day's calorie allowance gone in just one meal.

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'But what exactly is a calorie?

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'Well, it's the measurement of a food's energy.

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'And, different foods have very different amounts.

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'The trouble is, it's not always obvious how different, unless you set fire to them.'

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Let's start with some fibre.

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This is just a leaf of your common iceberg lettuce.

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Whoa!

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Big flame.

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But it doesn't burn for very long.

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So there's clearly not much energy in there, the lettuce is low in calories.

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This is my weakness, salt and vinegar crisps.

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Off it goes.

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OK, this one's burning a lot longer

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and that shows it's got a lot more energy inside it.

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A crisp is, therefore, clearly much higher in calories.

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'And that's mainly down to the F word: Fat.

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'Fat is the most energy-giving foodstuff you can eat.

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'And that's why this crisp, which is about a third fat, burnt way longer than the lettuce leaf.'

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'And that's the thing with fast food.

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'Weight for weight, it tends to contain much more fat than a far less tempting meal.'

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That, plus breakfast, takes my tally to over 3,000 calories already,

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and it's only lunchtime.

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'The trouble is, it's so moreish.

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'And that's because we've evolved to crave that mouth-watering mix of fat, salt and sugar,

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'which is why we find fast food so tasty.

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'Talking of which, time for dinner.'

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So, this rounds off three meals in one day, that topped 7,000 calories.

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'That's 4,500 more than I actually need.

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'All of this excess energy will be stored as fat,

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'over half a kilo of it if I don't burn it off.

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'Fast food might make me fat, but exercise will sort me out. Won't it?'

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Oh, man. That was two laps.

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Lasted just over two hours.

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But I only burnt 1,210 calories.

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So, fast food doesn't technically make you fat, you know.

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A calorie is a calorie. But, pound for pound, fast food contains more energy.

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And, man, does it take a lot to burn it off!

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# I want it, I need it Nothing else can beat it

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# Hot and spicy Whenever I'm in town. #

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FANFARE

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BURPS AND FARTS

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So, Australia's nice this time of year.

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Slight problem on the cashflow front, though. No money for flights.

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But, if you can't fly there, couldn't you just dig through the Earth and pop out down under?

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# So follow me down I'll show you around

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# There's a place we gotta go. #

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OK, so I'm clearly not going to win any prizes for digging.

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But, say, I had all my mates, a tunnelling machine, a digger, the full works,

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could I then get to Australia?

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'The trouble is, it's not just Tarmac and earth that stands between me and Bondi Beach.'

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There's the little matter of the Earth's core.

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And that's a problem, because it's hot.

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For every 40 metres you burrow down,

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the temperature increases by an average of one degree Celsius.

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And Australia is over 10,000 kilometres away.

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So you do the maths. You're going to be toast.

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Down there, it's the same as the temperature on the surface of the sun.

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But what if I lined my hole with a heatproof material so I didn't burn up?

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Could I get all the way to Australia then?

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Insulating a tunnel might sort out the heat problem.

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But, unfortunately, there's a small matter of air pressure to contend with.

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To find out more about this, I'm getting into this diving chamber

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with diving specialist Simon Wilson

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and an inflatable man called John.

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Now, if you can imagine it, as you go deeper and deeper down your hole into the centre of the Earth,

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there's more and more air above you.

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The more air there is, the heavier it is, the more presses down on you.

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And that increases the air pressure.

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Now, rather than actually go deeper,

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Simon is going to fill this chamber full of lots of air.

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That's going to increase the pressure artificially.

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OK. Let me know when you're good to go?

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Let's do it, then.

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Ooh, you can feel it straight away.

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Whoa! He's going already.

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Look at the state of that, look.

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All the air around him is really high pressure.

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So, it's pushing down. And it's really low pressure inside him.

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It can't do anything. Just getting squashed.

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And the reason that we're not doing that is because we've got fluid inside us

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and that kind of pushes out and balances out.

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It's getting really warm as well, really hot.

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John's completely gone.

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It's important to remember this. The air hasn't gone from John.

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It's still in there, but it's just compressed.

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-30 metres.

-30 metres?

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SQUEAKY VOICE: Is my voice going higher?

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HE LAUGHS

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'We're now at such a high pressure, the way my vocal cavity vibrates has changed

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'and my voice comes out at a higher pitch.'

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I sound a bit like Donald Duck!

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OK. That's the chamber at the bottom, about 50 metres.

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'We're only a tiny fraction of the way to Australia.

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The equivalent of 14 kilometres, in fact.'

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-HIGH PITCHED VOICE:

-I just feel a little bit...drunk.

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'And it's not just my voice that's gone weird.'

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What you're experiencing is nitrogen narcosis.

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-You're trying to make sentences.

-HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

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'Because of the higher pressure down here,

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'I'm breathing in much more nitrogen gas than I normally would,

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'and that really affects my nerve impulses.'

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I can't take my voice seriously!

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'I feel like I'm trashed, and I can't think straight.'

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Pick up the chalk and do these four questions, OK?

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7 x 6...

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7... 14...

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21... 33... Properly!

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-HE LAUGHS

-35... 42, 42.

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14, carry the 1.

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1, 2...

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34.

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Write Australia backwards.

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A, U...

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A, U, S, T...

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BLEEP!

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A, U, S, T...

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No, that's not right!

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This is really embarrassing.

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Australia. Is that right?

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Our Australia cousins, it's USA Australia.

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HE LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

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My brain doesn't work!

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'So, at the equivalent of a mere 14 kilometres underground...'

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I sound Australian in my head.

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'..the intoxicating affects of all that nitrogen would have brought my dig to Oz to a premature end.'

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'Time to go back up.'

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Come on, John. Come back to us, John!

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'And so he did. As the pressure decreased, the air in his body expanded.'

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John has recovered.

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'And restored him to his former glory.'

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Look at that.

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'And happily, I started making more sense too.'

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How are you feeling, John?

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So, what with the very high temperatures, extremely high pressures,

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I don't think me and John are going to be digging to Australia anytime soon.

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# Don't let me down, Don't let me down, don't let me down,

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# I won't... #

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