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-Subtitles | 0:00:00 | 0:00:01 | |
-Last time on Anita... | 0:00:01 | 0:00:03 | |
-Mam and me went up to Anglesey, -to Bedwyr, Vivs and Dylan's. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:09 | |
-It was obvs -that Mam and Beds were in lurve... | 0:00:09 | 0:00:13 | |
-..and that Mam -was finally over Mike Ranieri... | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
-..my dad, who by the way -I've never seen. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
-In the Ship the night before -Cledwyn and Dandan's wedding... | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
-..Beds said he wanted Mam -to stay with him. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:26 | |
-But Mam had decided to stay anyway, -so, yay! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
-Oh, and also in the Ship, -Dei conked out, Stan found Elvis... | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
-..and Eirian Dolwen, -who'd always had a thing for Beds... | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
-..hooked up with Hippy Clive! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:39 | |
-Then, on the morning -of the wedding, guess what? | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
-Amore mio, Anita. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
-Mike. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
-Did you see that? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:19 | |
-My dad, like. -The one I never seen before. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-By the door. What?! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-OK then! Yo, dudes! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
-Dudes? You've never said that word -before, have you? | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
-Course he hasn't. -What's the matter with you? | 0:01:30 | 0:01:34 | |
-Nothing. All good in the hood. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
-Bedwyr. Why are you being crazy? | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-Crazy? I'm not crazy. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
-I'm just excited for this wedding, -aren't I? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
-Pumped up! Yo! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:46 | |
-How's your leg? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
-My leg? | 0:01:54 | 0:01:55 | |
-Yeah, the one you broke. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
-You came to the hospital -and then met me. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
-I don't really know -why I'm talkin' about your leg. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:03 | |
-It's OK. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
-It's hurts a bit when it's cold. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
-But in Italy we don't... | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
-Yeah, when I say how's your leg -what I mean is... | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
-Why are you here? | 0:02:12 | 0:02:13 | |
-After what, 20 years? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:15 | |
-How did you know I was here? -It was Vicky, wun't it? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
-The last time I saw you, -you was ready to deliver a pizza... | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
-..to that vicar in Penarth -with the glass eye and the cockatoo. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
-You swore blind you was gonna bring -back a pepperoni but you never did. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
-I was peckish after an hour -and a half. Then I got worried. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:34 | |
-He's panicking about something. -He talks weird when he's panicking. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
-I broke my wrist when I was seven. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
-He fist-pumped the paramedic -and said, "Safe, man." | 0:02:40 | 0:02:43 | |
-It hurt more -than the hairline crack. - -caryl eisiau that yn lle it ond wpm yn uchel | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-Bedwyr, why are you panicking? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
-Bedwyr, why are you panicking? - -Panicking? I'm not panicking. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
-Well, yes, I am a little. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
-We don't want to be late. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
-So we better go. Come on. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
-Through the back door. | 0:02:57 | 0:02:58 | |
-Through the back door. -Through the garage. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-There's less carpet there. Fluff. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
-Bedwyr, -I've got vol-au-vents to stuff. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
-I need to put my tights on -and that takes 15 minutes. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
-Two pairs of knickers -and one pantee girdle. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
-Babes! | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
-Oh, babes! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
-I'll go. Stay here. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
-We was supposed to go and see -Independence Day that night. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:23 | |
-I still haven't seen it, and I can't -watch nothin' with Will Smith in it. | 0:03:23 | 0:03:27 | |
-It reminds me of that night. -Not even Shark Tale. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
-I was in such a state -they had to put me on Prozac. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:33 | |
-I had to stop them sharpish cos... | 0:03:33 | 0:03:34 | |
-I had to stop them sharpish cos... - -Cos she was having me, obvs. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
-Go on, Mam, tell him! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:38 | |
-Anita, I have to tell you something. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
-Wha'? Good. Wha'? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
-Ah, come on! | 0:03:45 | 0:03:47 | |
-I was about to become a father. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:49 | |
-Yeah, you were. Hang on... Wha'? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
-In Italy. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:54 | |
-In Italy. - -Oh... | 0:03:54 | 0:03:55 | |
-Oh! | 0:03:56 | 0:03:57 | |
-Have that for your nerves. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
-Want one? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-Want one? - -Me? No. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:05 | |
-My nerves are fine. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:07 | |
-PHONE RINGS | 0:04:08 | 0:04:09 | |
-So, you and Eirian Dolwen -were, like, lovers? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:15 | |
-Yeah. | 0:04:15 | 0:04:16 | |
-I was her forbidden fruit. -And now she's left me. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
-She said something -about a tin lid and Patagonia... | 0:04:21 | 0:04:24 | |
-..but I never thought she'd go. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
-She loved my long mutation. -She started giving me Welsh lessons. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
-Private, like. And if I did alright, -she'd give me treats. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:36 | |
-Usually on top of The Welsh -Dictionary for added pleasure. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:42 | |
-Gross. | 0:04:43 | 0:04:43 | |
-Gross. - -She'll come back, won't she, Bedwyr? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:46 | |
-Eh? Yeah. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:47 | |
-Doesn't matter. Let's go, yeah? | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
-Bedwyr. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:51 | |
-I can't face -being Cledwyn's best man today! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-HE SINGS IN CANTONESE | 0:04:57 | 0:04:58 | |
-# La, la, la, la. Hoi! | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
-# La, la, la, la. Hoi! # | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-"To whoever finds this note. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
-"It's time to go. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
-"I leave my heart in Anglesey... | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
-"..in the hands of a man whose heart -he has given to another." | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
-OK, I didn't get any of that. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:31 | |
-OK, I didn't get any of that. - -Poor Clive. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
-Sounds like she's gone -to the other side of the world. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
-I know. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
-I know. - -Nice one! | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
-Right, I know. We'll go, shall we? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
-It's yuckie here, innit? | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
-It's yuckie here, innit? - -Beds! | 0:05:45 | 0:05:46 | |
-Clive's totes devastates. -We can't go right now. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
-Crikey. It's weird what goes on -right under our noses, isn't it? | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
-Before I came to Wales, -there was a girl in my town. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
-Natalia. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
-Was that the name of the town -or the girl? | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
-It's the girl. Sorry, carry on. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:04 | |
-It's the girl. Sorry, carry on. - -I'd known Natalia all my life. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
-But we were never, you know... | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
-But one night... | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
-But one night... - -You was. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
-Well, we did. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:14 | |
-The next day, I come to Cardiff -to help Uncle Umberto set up... | 0:06:14 | 0:06:18 | |
-The Leanin' Tower of Pizza. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
-The Leanin' Tower of Pizza. - -Yes. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
-You know the rest. -The motorbike, leg, you, me. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:27 | |
-Then I get a call from Papa... | 0:06:28 | 0:06:31 | |
-Then I get a call from Papa... - -I don't wanna know no more. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:32 | |
-Hang on! We do! | 0:06:33 | 0:06:34 | |
-OK, I'll tell you. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
-Appaz, Natalia was, like, so havin' -a baby, like, any minute... | 0:06:36 | 0:06:40 | |
-..but she hadn't told anybody -cos of the shame and stuff. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
-In the nineties, in Italy... | 0:06:45 | 0:06:46 | |
-..you weren't supposed to have -babies if you weren't married. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-So, oops. Mike had to get married. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
-But I never loved her. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:55 | |
-And she never loved me. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:57 | |
-And since last year, -we are divorced. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
-Anita. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:04 | |
-I never stopped... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:06 | |
-I never stopped... - -DOORBELL | 0:07:06 | 0:07:08 | |
-Yay! | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-The button holes are here! | 0:07:15 | 0:07:17 | |
-Well done, Dei. Top man. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-Well done, Dei. Top man. - -Why is he panicking? | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
-Oh, here's where the 'best man' is. | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
-Where d'you want these then? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
-Don't worry about me, -the poor little usher. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
-I've only spent the last hour and -a half in Hilda Flowers' shop... | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
-..while this one's sitting here -drinking... | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
-..brandy. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
-And I've taken Goodison to Cledwyn's -and dressed her and everything. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
-Some of us have got other people -in our lives to think about. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
-Dei, that's enough. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:50 | |
-Dei, that's enough. - -Sorry, Vivs. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:51 | |
-Yeah, Eirian Dolwen's dumped him. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
-Yeah, Eirian Dolwen's dumped him. - -Eirian Dol...? | 0:07:54 | 0:07:55 | |
-She's upped sticks -and gone to Patagonia. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-But her heart is still here. -In someone else's hands. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
-Oh, Bedwyr, is it? -Yeah, she's fancied him for years. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
-Look what you've done now! | 0:08:05 | 0:08:06 | |
-Look what you've done now! - -By the way, where's my mum? | 0:08:06 | 0:08:08 | |
-Yeah, where is she? Bedwyr? | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
-What? | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
-Where's my mum? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-Well, you know... | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
-You're weird. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
-It were you! | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
-Did you marry? | 0:08:29 | 0:08:30 | |
-No. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
-Children? | 0:08:34 | 0:08:35 | |
-No. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
-Mum. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:38 | |
-There you are. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
-There you are. - -Except that one. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
-Alright? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:43 | |
-Alright? - -Hello. Mike Ranieri. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
-Like... | 0:08:50 | 0:08:51 | |
-Dad? | 0:08:51 | 0:08:52 | |
-Dad? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:57 | |
-Oh, yeah... | 0:08:58 | 0:08:59 | |
-. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:06 | |
-Subtitles | 0:09:10 | 0:09:10 | |
-Subtitles - -Subtitles | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
-Oh. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
-You've all met each other then. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
-Great... | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
-Yes. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:29 | |
-Right, we'll go then, shall we? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
-You OK, Jools? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
-Yeah... My dad's in the front room. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
-Leave her be for a minute. Come on. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-You mess with Bedwyr, -you mess with me, got it? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
-Got it. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
-Got it. - -Who's the best man now? | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
-You, Dei, honestly! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
-I didn't want to be best man anyway. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-I just didn't understand -what Cledwyn was saying. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
-I just thought he was asking me -for a game of draughts. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
-If you want to fight, go outside. -Go on! Shoo! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
-Sorry, Vivs. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:22 | |
-Sorry, Vivs. - -Sorry, Vivs. | 0:10:22 | 0:10:23 | |
-There you are. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
-I'm sorry. I had no idea -he was gonna just land like that. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
-Well, we all have to -expect the unexpected in this world. | 0:10:38 | 0:10:42 | |
-But he would choose now, -wouldn't he. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:44 | |
-I haven't decorated my flans yet. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-Ha! Flans... | 0:10:48 | 0:10:49 | |
-So is that girl who called me Dad -my daughter? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:06 | |
-Yes. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:09 | |
-Yes. I think she is, you know. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
-D'you... Are you hungry? | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
-I'm sure we've got a pizza -in the freezer. Stuffed crust. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:21 | |
-Alright? | 0:11:29 | 0:11:30 | |
-Why was my mam hiding him? | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
-Well... | 0:11:37 | 0:11:38 | |
-That's what parents are like. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
-They're hopeless. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
-But maybe -she didn't want to upset you today. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
-I mean, you have put three layers -of mascara on, haven't you? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
-You know... | 0:11:58 | 0:11:59 | |
-What am I supposed to do, Dyl? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
-You'll just have to talk to him. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-I'm scared. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:07 | |
-I'm scared. - -Why? | 0:12:07 | 0:12:08 | |
-Because it's scary! | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
-What if I don't like him? -What if he doesn't like me? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
-Why wouldn't he like you? | 0:12:14 | 0:12:16 | |
-Everybody likes you. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:18 | |
-But, what if he really likes you... | 0:12:20 | 0:12:23 | |
-..and you really like him? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
-You might be on the first plane -to Toronto. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
-Dunno. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:34 | |
-And I'm pretty sure -Toronto's not in Italy. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
-Well, whatever happens, it's not -going to change anything is it? | 0:12:40 | 0:12:44 | |
-No? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
-Dylan? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
-Can I put mascara on you sometime? -Your eyelashes are lush. | 0:12:52 | 0:12:56 | |
-Ladies... | 0:12:57 | 0:12:58 | |
-Ladies and... | 0:12:59 | 0:13:01 | |
-HE SPEAKS CANTONESE | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
-Oh, Vivs. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:12 | |
-I can't get Jools's face -out of my head. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:17 | |
-It was half shock, half -disappointment and a quarter... | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
-And it's all my fault. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
-This is definitely not your fault. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
-It's my fault, it's his fault... | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
-..and Jools has been dragged -into something that's not her fault. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
-There's never been a problem -between you and Jools, remember. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-Well, only one, and that problem's -landed in my front room. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
-You two have to talk. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:43 | |
-You two have to talk. - -I got no time. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:44 | |
-It's Cledwyn's wedding. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-Let's go out for some fresh air. -Come on. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
-If we can get through today, -we'll get through anything. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
-We've had enough drama for one day. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
-The ceiling in the Ship has -collapsed on top of the reception. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:03 | |
-D'you mind if I use the bathroom? | 0:14:08 | 0:14:10 | |
-D'you mind if I use the bathroom? - -No. No, I don't. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
-You can have a bath or a shower -if you like. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
-No, no... Can I use the toilet? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
-Oh. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
-Yes, yes you can. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
-Just there look. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:24 | |
-Buongiorno. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
-Buongiorno! Cool. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
-Has he gone? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
-Only to the toilet. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
-I'm, like, tres paniquer -and muchos confusios, Beds. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
-What am I supposed to do, like? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
-Well... | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
-If I were you, -I'd go to your mother. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
-She's had a hell of a shock. -I know you have as well. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
-So, you know... | 0:15:07 | 0:15:08 | |
-Sometimes, Beds, you're like -Yoda or Rocky or summin... | 0:15:15 | 0:15:20 | |
-Alright? Going to the wedding? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
-Dandan's family, yes? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
-It's like a war zone in the Ship. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
-I ran a bath last night and went to -sleep in front of Towering Inferno. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
-When I woke, -it was like the Titanic! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
-Have you seen Beds? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
-You haven't understood a word -I've said, have you? | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
-Sorry, but my Chinese -is hopeless as well. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
-There he is. | 0:15:57 | 0:15:58 | |
-For heaven's sake. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:09 | |
-Yes, you're the best. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
-But seeing as half my buffet comes -with a side order of bathroom... | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-..I have to make one flan -go round all the guests! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-Ciao. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:22 | |
-Ciao. - -Alright? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
-Very well, thank you. How are you? | 0:16:23 | 0:16:24 | |
-Very well, thank you. How are you? - -Terrible. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
-I bet -a good-looking bloke like you... | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-..never had to put up -with any heartache. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
-Amore and heartbreak. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:33 | |
-We have all felt their joy and pain. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
-So beautiful and yet so fragile. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
-Doesn't sound so bad -when you say it. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
-That were lovely that were. | 0:16:48 | 0:16:51 | |
-HE HUMS THE BRIDAL CHORUS | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
-Goodison. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
-I've got a good feeling. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
-Today will be -the best day of my life. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
-Oh, Jooly Jools, I'm so sorry. I was -gonna tell him about you but... | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
-Hey, hey. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
-It's not your fault he just landed. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-Why did he just land anyway? | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
-Well, apparently he never stopped... | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
-What? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:40 | |
-What? - -I dunno! The doorbell went. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:42 | |
-It's OK. It'll be fine, -we just need to cool down. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
-Breathe. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:50 | |
-In. | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
-Out. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
-It's just not fair, Vivs! | 0:17:56 | 0:17:59 | |
-I've known Cled longer than everyone -else and this is how he thanks me. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:03 | |
-Dei! I've known Medwyn Tyres -longer than everyone here as well. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
-But I don't expect -a standing ovation from him... | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
-..every time I go there -to get my punctures pumped. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
-No more whingeing. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:15 | |
-Promise me you'll shut up -about this whole best man business. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
-Promise, promise. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:20 | |
-You'll have to think of something. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
-You're the best man -and it's your responsibility. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
-At the moment, there's no reception. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
-I can't, Stan. I'm a broken man. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:34 | |
-Dei can you take over -best man duties, mate? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
-I can't. No way. -My word is my promise. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
-Oh, please, Dei! | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
-I cant think straight... | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
-..now my cariad, me -Eirian Dolly Doodles, have left me. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:50 | |
-Dolly Doodles? | 0:18:50 | 0:18:51 | |
-Eirian Dolwen, the biggest pain in -the arse this village has ever seen. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:57 | |
-Don't talk about my Eirian -like that! | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
-Stop! What's wrong with you? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
-D'you know what? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
-I've had a terrible morning. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
-I know I could have handled it -a lot better than I have done. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:18 | |
-So to start with... | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
-This one here is Mike. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
-Mike Ranieri. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
-Jools's dad, Anita' ex-boyfriend. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
-Oh, yeah? | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
-Mike, you better go. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
-He's not going anywhere... | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
-..until he's had a chance -to get to know his daughter better. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
-Mike, go and look for -a bed and breakfast. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
-There's loads round here. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:44 | |
-There's loads round here. - -I've got room in the Ship. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-45 en suite and everything. Ciao. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
-45 en suite and everything. Ciao. - -Except the en suite's in the trifle. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
-Jools, don't give him a hard time. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
-He's had a hell of a shock too, -remember. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
-I've told her to hear you out, cos -you've had a shock on your teen too. | 0:19:56 | 0:20:00 | |
-Grazie. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:02 | |
-Don't get ahead of yourself... | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
-..because if you do anything -to hurt these women... | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
-He will kill you! | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
-He will kill you! - -No, I won't kill you. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:11 | |
-But hell, I'll lose all my rags. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
-Today is Cledwyn and Dandan's day -and it's a shambles in the Ship... | 0:20:17 | 0:20:22 | |
-..so come on, -we've got a wedding to salvage. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
-I am so sorry. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
-Maybe I see you tomorrow? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
-Oui. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:41 | |
-Maybe. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:44 | |
-Say what you like about Beds... | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-..when the goin' gets tough, -Beds gets goin'. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
-He had a plan in the middle of all -the bonkers stuff that was goin' on. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:05 | |
-Look what we all managed to do. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
-Lush or what? | 0:21:11 | 0:21:13 | |
-Look at how happy everyone is. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
-Well, except him. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:18 | |
-And her, maybe. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
-And him, obvs. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
-Worevs. Shush. Dandan's coming. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
-Right. -I've never made a speech before... | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
-Oh, yeah, Dylan got the best man job -cos he was the most grown up... | 0:21:59 | 0:22:04 | |
-I don't really know what to say. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
-Only, sometimes, nice things -come out of rubbish things. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:11 | |
-If Cledwyn -hadn't knocked his head... | 0:22:11 | 0:22:14 | |
-..he wouldn't have started -speaking Cantonese. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
-..and then -he wouldn't have met Dandan. | 0:22:17 | 0:22:19 | |
-Well, maybe he would've, -cos Dandan speaks really good Welsh. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
-Anyway, what I'm trying to say is -whatever life throws at you... | 0:22:24 | 0:22:29 | |
-..sometimes you'll catch -something nice. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
-So, brilliant... | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
-Cledwyn and Dandan. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
-Cledwyn and Dandan. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:39 | |
-It's so true though, right? | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
-Life throws stuff at you. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
-Like a bath landing in your pudding. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:55 | |
-Or your dad -landing in your front room. | 0:22:58 | 0:23:01 | |
-Just when you think you've planned -everything, plans change. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:08 | |
-Like theirs. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
-And last night, -they had plans for their futures... | 0:23:10 | 0:23:14 | |
-..but my dad had a plan as well... | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
-..so now I don't know -if my mam will change her plans. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
-Ha! Flans... | 0:23:20 | 0:23:21 | |
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