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Hello, and welcome to the final instalment of the night in our

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search to find Doctor Who's greatest monsters and villains, as voted for

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by you, the fans. So far tonight we have seen the Judoon in at ten, the

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Silurians at nine, and we have just seen the Ood at number eight. So who

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completes tonight's little round-up? Well, here's a little clue for you.

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Clues, what kind of clues? Well, I'm glad you asked, Rory. If I told you

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that in the 51st century, there would be spaceships manned by

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mechanical service droids that dressed as 18th century guests at a

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masquerade ball, you'd say, oi, mate, this must be some kind of

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wind-up. And you'd be right, Cockney man. Sort of.

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Yes, it is of course the Clockwork Droids. These creepy, mechanical

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doll-like baddies started out in life as service droids for a big old

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spaceship and its crew, their sole purpose being to maintain their

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ship. But after the ship became damaged and the required parts to

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fix it were non-forthcoming, the droids began to harvest relevant

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body parts from the crew, like a macabre episode of Scrapheap

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Challenge. It's at some point during this

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cannibalisation of the crew that that the Clockwork Droids take up

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stalking a young Madame De Pompadour in order to get their hands on her

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brain. Her brain? Really? Her ears. I was talking about her ears. Oh,

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well, Madame De Pompadour is just one of a long line of historical

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figures to appear in Doctor Who, including the likes of Winston

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Churchill, Van Gogh, and Caecilius. Hmm, looks familiar. Incidentally,

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in real life, good old Pompadour died from TB. That will teach her to

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keep badgers as pets. But I digress. The Clockwork Droids have opened a

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number of time windows that link directly to the bedroom of Madame De

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Pompadour, which they use to spy on her life in 18th century France.

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How long have you been standing there? Personally I prefer to spy on

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people from outside the bedroom. You know, like in a bush. That is just

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me. So coming up in this clockwork droid-tastic adventure, we get to

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see the magnificent Palace of Versailles, fire extinguishers of

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the future, and the Doctor smashing Madame De Pompadour's 18th century

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mirrors in with a horse. No, that's not a euphemism.

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This is, of course, The Girl In The Fireplace. I once woke up in a

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fireplace. Boy, did I sleep like a log that night. Come on, good joke,

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guys. We can't stop them.

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The clock is broken. He has watched over me my whole life

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and he will not desert me tonight. What are you talking about?

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What man? The only man, save you,

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I have ever loved. No, don't look like that, there's no

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time. You have your duties. You know what?

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I'll just have a quick scan... So, what's the date?

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How far have we gone? About 3,000 years into

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your future, give or take. The Dagmar Cluster.

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You're a long way from home, Mickey! It's so...realistic!

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Dear me, had some cowboys in here. So where's all that power going?

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Where'd all the crew go? Good question.

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No life readings on board. Well, we're in deep space, they

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didn't just nip out for a quick fag. No, I've checked

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all the smoking pods. Yeah. Someone's cooking.

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Sunday roast, definitely. Now, there's something you don't

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see in your average space ship. It can't be, that's the outer

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hull of the ship. Look! Hello. Can you tell me where you

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are, at the moment, Reinette? In my bedroom. Where's your bedroom?

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Where do you live, Reinette? Monsieur,

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what are you doing in my fireplace? Can you tell me what year it is?

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Of course I can! 1727. August is rubbish though -

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stay indoors. OK, that's all for now,

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thanks for your help. Hope you enjoy the rest of the fire.

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Night-night! What's that?

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No idea, just made it up. And on the other side of the...

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"magic door", it's France in 1727? Right period French too. She was

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speaking English, I heard her. That's the Tardis,

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translates for you. Even French? It's OK! Don't scream, it's me.

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It's the fireplace man, look! We were talking. Just a moment ago.

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I was in your fireplace. Monsieur, that was weeks ago.

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That was months. Really? Need to get a man in. Who are you

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and what are you doing here? Just a bit scared, yeah,

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just a little tiny bit. and it's the only clock in

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the room...then what's that? break the clock. No-one notices the

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sound of one clock ticking, but two? You might start to wonder if

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you're really alone. Stay on the bed.

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Right in the middle. Don't put your hands

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or feet over the edge! You can answer her, you can answer

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me. What do you mean, incomplete? Even monsters from under the bed

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have nightmares. Don't you, monster? What do monsters have

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nightmares about? Me! Ha! Fire extinguisher.

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Where'd that thing come from? Here. Field trip to France. Some kind

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of basic camouflage protocol. Nice needle-work.

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Shame about the face! No, really, you are!

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You're gorgeous! Listen, seriously,

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I mean this from the heart, Go to the carriage, mother,

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I will join you there. You are to be congratulated

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on your persistence. And you do not appear to

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have aged a single day. Listen, lovely to catch up, but

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better be off, eh? Don't want your mother finding you

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up here with a strange man, do we? Strange?

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How could you be a stranger to me? I've known you since

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I was seven years old. Oh, you never want

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to listen to reason. No way! Reinette Poisson!

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Later Madame d'Etoiles?! Later still mistress of Louis XV!

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Uncrowned Queen of France! Actress, artist, musician, dancer,

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courtesan, fantastic gardener. I'm The Doctor! And I just

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snogged Madame de Pompadour! I tell them, I do! Rule one! There

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could be anything on this ship! What's that in the middle there?

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It's like it's wired in. So this is where you

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came from, eh, horsey? Oh, indeed. I, myself, am

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frequently inconsolable. He is the King and I love

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him with all my heart. Every woman in Paris

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knows your ambitions. You know, of course, that the King

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is to attend the Yew Tree ball... Is this an average day?

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Life with The Doctor, Mickey. It's France again.

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We can see France. I think we're looking

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through a mirror. Blimey, look at this guy!

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Who does he think he is? What's a horse doing

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on a space ship? See these? They're all over the

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place, on every deck. Deliberately arranged along the

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life of one particular woman. A space ship from the 51st Century

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stalking a woman from the 18th! So she got plans

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on being Queen then? No, he's already got a queen. She's

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got plans on being his mistress. Even her own title -

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Madame de Pompadour. The King's wife and the

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King's girlfriend? France. How long have you been

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standing there? Show yourself! Hello, Reinette, hasn't time flown!

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Fireplace man! I don't know,

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but it did when you were a child. Answer any and all

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questions put to you. That ship hasn't moved in over a

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year. What's taken you so long? Always comes down to that,

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doesn't it? The parts. What happened to the crew? Where

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are they? We did not have the parts. you didn't have the parts.

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So you used the crew. And there was a heart

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wired into machinery. No-one told it the crew

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weren't on the menu. What did you say the

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flight deck smelled of? ..Someone cooking...

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Flesh plus heat. You've opened up time windows,

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that takes colossal energy. Why come here, you could've

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gone to your repair yard. Instead you come to

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18th century France. Why? If you've got all of history to

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choose from, why specifically her? We are not the same!

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We are in no sense the same! It's back on the ship!

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Rose, take Mickey and Arthur, I let you keep Mickey.

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Now go, go, go! Well, Madame de Pompadour,

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Sarah Jane Smith... Cleopatra... You are in my memories.

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You walk among them. Actually there's a door just there,

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you might want to close. So impertinent a question,

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so early in the conversation. And for some reason that

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means you're not old enough. Sorry. You might find old

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memories reawakening. Side effect. What do you mean, alone? You've

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never been alone in your life. When did you start

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calling me Doctor? How can you bear it?

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How did you do that? A door, once opened, may be

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stepped through in either direction. This is the night

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you dance with the King. It's more than just

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a secret, isn't it? when every lonely little boy

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must learn how to dance. What is this?

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What's going on? Doctor? They're going to chop us up.

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Just like the crew! They're going to chop us and stick

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us all over their stupid space ship! And where's The Doctor?

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Where's the precious Doctor now? Been gone for flippin' hours, that's

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where he is! You are compatible. we didn't come here alone. Oh, no,

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and trust me, you wouldn't want Ever heard of the Daleks?

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Remember them? # I could have danced all night

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I could have danced all night...! # # And done a thousand...

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Have you met the French? Well, look at what the cat

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dragged in. The oncoming storm! D'you know, they'd never

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even seen a banana before? Always take a banana to a

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party, Rose. Bananas are good! Do you know what they were

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scanning Reinette's brain for? Know why?

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Cos this ship is 37 years old. Right, you two, that's

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enough lying about. Time we got the rest

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of the ship turned off. OK, all the time windows

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are controlled from here. Need to close them all down.

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Zeus plugs, where are my Zeus plugs? Had them a minute ago, I

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was using them as castanets. Why didn't they just open a

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time window to when she was 37? That's why I can't close the

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windows, there's an override. Right,

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many things about this are not good. Message from one of your little

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friends? Anything interesting? And this time they're

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bringing back her head. Madame de Pompadour...

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Please, don't scream or anything. Five years?

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Some time after your 37th birthday. I can't give you an exact date, it's

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a bit random. But they're coming. In a way...for us...it's

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already happening. I'm sorry, it's hard to explain -

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The Doctor does this better. Then be exact and I will be

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attentive. There isn't time. while I, weary traveller,

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must always take the slower path. So! In five years these

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creatures will return. What can be done?

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The Doctor says, keep them talking. They're kind of

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programmed to respond to you. But he cannot

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make his promises in person? He'll be there when you need him.

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That's the way it's got to be.

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It's the way it has always been. It seems you cannot have

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one without the other. The thing is,

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you weren't supposed to have either. Those creatures are

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messing with history. None of this was ever supposed to

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happen to you. Supposed to happen? It happened, child, and I would

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not have had it any other way. One may tolerate a world of

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demons for the sake of an angel. We've found it,

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right under our noses! SCREAMING

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What was that? The Time Window. The Doctor fixed

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an audio link. Those screams. REINETTE'S VOICE:

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'Are you there? Can you hear me? That's my voice. Rose, come on,

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we've got to go. But you and I both know,

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don't we, Rose? We must go!

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No-one is coming to help us. You found it, then! They knew I

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was coming, they've blocked it off. Where are we going?

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The teleport has limited range. We must have proximity

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to the time portal. Hyperplex this side, plate glass

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the other. We'd need a truck. No, smash the glass, smash the

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Time Window, there'd be no way back. Could everyone just calm down!

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Please! Such a commotion,

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such distressing noise. Kindly remember

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that this is Versailles. This is the Royal Court.

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And we are French. I have seen your world, I have no

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desire to set foot there again. You are merely the nightmare

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of my childhood. How many ticks left in that

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clockwork heart? I have often wished to see

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those stars a little closer. There were many doors

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between my world and yours. It's a pity. I think

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I would have enjoyed the slow path. I had it moved here and

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was exact in every detail. The fireplace from your bedroom!

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..When did you do this? In the hope that a door once

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opened may some day open again. One never quite knows when

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one needs one's doctor. It appears undamaged.

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Do you think it will still work? You broke the bond with

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the ship when you moved it. Which means it was off-line when the

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mirror broke, that's what saved it. if I'm very, very, very,

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very lucky... Madame de Pompadour?

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..Still want to see those stars? More than anything.

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Gimme two minutes. Pack a bag! Go to the window. Pick a star.

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Any star. How long did you wait?

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5? hours. Great! Where've you been? Explain later,

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into the Tardis. With you in a sec! She said you never

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looked a day older. So many years since I saw you last,

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but not a day of it on your face. Leaving Versailles

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for the last time. The Tardis can close down the Time

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Windows, now the droids have gone - should stop it causing

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any more trouble. Come on, Rose, time you showed

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me round the rest of this place. "The path has never seemed more slow

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and yet I fear I am nearing its end. "My days grow shorter now,

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and I am so very weak. So this is London. An

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alternative to our world, where everything's the same

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but a little bit different. What are they all doing?

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It's the earpieces... The prototype has passed every test,

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sir. It's working! I've seen them before...

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What are they? A skin of metal and a body

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that will never age!

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