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WIND WHISTLES

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Quite an Arctic storm blowing out there.

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Hm! Come along, Polly, my child, with my cloak.

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-Doctor, you've got the most fantastic wardrobe.

-Yes.

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We don't know what we're in for outside there.

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Pretty soon we shall be having visitors.

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You're different. You've got no feelings.

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I do not understand that word.

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Emotions. Love, pride, hate, fear.

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Have you no emotions, sir?

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What's happened to you, Doctor?

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I guess this old body of mine is wearing a bit thin.

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Doctor! Wakey, wakey, it's all over now.

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No.

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It isn't all over.

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It's far from being all over.

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What are you talking about?

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I must get back to the TARDIS.

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I can't go through with it. I will fight it.

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I will not change.

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Hello? Is someone there?

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Hello?

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Who is that?

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I'm the Doctor.

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Oh, I don't think so. No, dear me, no.

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You may be A Doctor, but I am THE Doctor.

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The original, you might say.

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You!

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How can it...be you?

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Do I know you, sir?

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This is the South Pole! We're at the South Pole!

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Of course we are. Don't you know that?

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This is where it happened.

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Where what happened?

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This is it...

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The very first time that I... well, you, WE regenerated.

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You're mid-regeneration, aren't you?

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Your face, it's all over the place - but you're trying to hold it back.

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What do you know of regeneration? Are you a Time Lord?

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-You know who I am. You must.

-Hm!

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Have you come to take the ship back?

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The ship? You still call it a ship!

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Oh, dear, what have you done to it?

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-Nothing.

-The windows...

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-I don't remember this.

-..they're the wrong size!

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-The colour...

-I don't remember trying not to change.

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-..I'm sure it's changed!

-Not back then.

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Look at it. It seems to have...expanded!

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Well, it's all those years of bigger on the inside -

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you try sucking your tummy in that long.

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Why are you trying not to regenerate?

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I have the courage and the right to live and die as myself.

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Too late, it's started.

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A few minutes ago, you were weak as a kitten, right?

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Now you're fine. We're in a state of grace, both of us...

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..but it won't last long. We have a choice.

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Either we change and go on - or we die as we are...

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..but if you, if you die here...

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..if your future never happens,

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if you don't do the things that you are supposed to do,

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the consequences could be...

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-The snow?

-The snow?

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Look at it!

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How extraordinary.

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Everything's stopped.

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But why?

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Maybe it's us. Maybe it's something else...

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..but somehow, something has gone very wrong with time.

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Hello?

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Sorry.

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So sorry.

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I don't suppose either of you is a doctor?

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You trying to be funny?

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EXPLOSIONS

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There is something I should like to say.

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That is, there is something I should very much like you to understand.

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I do not have the slightest desire to kill you.

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The only reason I would do so is self-defence.

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However, since you are aware I might kill you in self-defence,

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there is the strong possibility you will kill me in self-defence.

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Does rather make me wish you understood English.

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Lass mich einfach hier.

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Ich will dich nicht toten, bitte geh.

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Or that I spoke German.

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War is hell, eh?

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SWOOSHING

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-FEMALE VOICE:

-Timeline error. There is a timeline error.

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Timeline error. There is a timeline error.

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Everything's stopped.

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But why?

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Maybe it's us. Maybe it's something else...

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..but somehow, something has gone very wrong with time.

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Hello?

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Sorry. So sorry.

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I don't suppose either of you is a doctor?

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Are you trying to be funny?

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She's coming! She's coming!

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It's her.

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Not human, I think.

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State your planet of origin and your intentions.

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This is Earth. A level five civilisation.

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-And it is protected.

-It's what?

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Oh. OK. That doesn't usually work.

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Protected by whom?

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Oh, it is early days, isn't it?

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May I suggest, for your own safety, you step on board my ship?

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What ship?

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He means, get inside the box.

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A little snug from this angle, but you might be in for a sur...

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My TARDIS! Look at my TARDIS!

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This is impossible!

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Have I been burgled?

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It's...but it's...

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Hideous!

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..bigger on the inside than it is on the outside!

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You know, I thought it probably was -

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I'm glad it's not just me.

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What is this place?

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This place is, or ought to be, my TARDIS.

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Technically, that is your TARDIS.

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It's about 70 feet that way, see?

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Always remember where you parked, it's going to come up a lot.

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Is this madness? Am I going mad?

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Madness?

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Well, you're an officer from World War I, at the South Pole,

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being pursued by an alien through frozen time.

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Madness was never this good.

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World War I?

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Judging by the uniform, yes.

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Yes, but what do you mean...one?

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Oh, sorry. Spoilers.

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-Enough of this! Who are you?

-Um...

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You know who I am. You knew the moment you saw me.

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I'd say stop being an idiot, but I kind of know what's coming.

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I assure you I do not have the faintest idea who you are!

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Well, I know who you are.

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Is anyone going to explain what's going on?

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Snap.

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You are me?

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No! No!

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Yes, yes, I'm very much afraid so.

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Do I become you?

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Well, there's a few false starts, but you get there in the end.

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But I thought...

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-What?

-Well. I assumed, I'd get...younger.

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I am younger!

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You know, I really don't think I'm completely following.

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Oh...

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Oh, dear.

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Oh, you're in shock - let me help you.

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Brandy, get him brandy, do you have any?

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I had some somewhere.

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Hang on!

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Sit down here, my boy, collect your wits.

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Who are you people?

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I am the Doctor, and this is my, um...

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It's complicated, actually - I am also...

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..my nurse.

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Excuse me?

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I realise that seems a little improbable...

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-Well, yes...

-..because he's a man.

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-What?!

-Older gentlemen, like women, can be put to use.

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You can't... You can't say things like that.

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Can't I? Says who?

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Just about everyone you're going to meet for the rest of your life.

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Here.

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Have you had some of this?

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Well, you know, I may have snuck a glass

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at some point in the last 1,500 years -

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it's been rock and roll.

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There you are, get this down you. You'll feel a lot better.

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Thank you, yes.

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I... I don't understand any of this.

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Of course you understand. I am your future self.

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Are you, indeed?

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And I suppose this is meant to be my TARDIS?

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Our TARDIS.

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What's wrong with the lights?

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It's supposed to be like this.

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-Why?

-It's atmospheric.

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Atmospheric?

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This is the flight deck of the most powerful space-time machine

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in the known universe, not a restaurant for the French.

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Good Lord, what is that?

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Oh, look what someone has accidentally left here.

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I say, it's some sort of guitar, isn't it?

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Oh, is it yours?

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It appears to have been played quite recently.

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It's the only thing here that's been cleaned.

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In fact, this whole place could do with a good dusting.

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Obviously Polly isn't around any more.

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Please, please, please stop saying things like that.

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RUMBLING AND CLATTERING

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Can't get the engines to start.

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There's some kind of signal blocking the command path.

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-FEMALE VOICE:

-Exit your capsule, the Chamber of the Dead awaits you.

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I'll fix the engines, while you keep her talking.

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Fields up.

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Look around you.

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You stand in the Chamber of the Dead.

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You are known to all here, for you are the Doctor of War.

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The Doctor, yes - but the Doctor of War?

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Never, ma'am, never.

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We offer you a gift.

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Return to us the human on your TARDIS

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and in exchange, you may speak with her again.

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Speak with whom?

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Young lady, who are you?

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Is he here? Is the Doctor here?

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Doctor!

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I knew it!

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I did, I knew it.

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I knew you couldn't be dead, you don't have the concentration.

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Doctor?

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What are you doing?

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Just keep still, please.

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-Bill Potts.

-Yeah.

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My friend Bill Potts was turned into a Cyberman.

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She gave her life so that people she barely knew could live.

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So, let's be clear.

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Nobody imitates Bill Potts.

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Nobody mocks Bill Potts.

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Bill Potts is standing right in front of you.

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How is that even possible?

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Long story short - I totally pulled.

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You... You did what?

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Heather - do you remember, the girl in the puddle?

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She showed up, she came for me.

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How romantic. Where is she?

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Well, she's...

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She's...

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And how did you get here?

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I... I... I can't...

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You can't remember. No, I bet you can't.

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SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHIRS

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That device, what is it?

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A sonic screwdriver.

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A... A what screwdriver?

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It's really a very good job.

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An audio screwdriver?

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There are only three low-key markers indicating that she's a duplicate.

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I'm not a duplicate!

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So, who has been stealing the faces of the dead?

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Time travel technology, obviously.

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From the far future.

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I know.

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Sunglasses?

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They're sonic!

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Indoors?

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So, What are you?

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We are what awaits at the end of every life.

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As every living soul dies, so we will appear.

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We take from you what we need

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and return you to the moment of your death.

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We are...Testimony.

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You come from the distant future?

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You travel back in time,

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find people on the exact point of death, and what?

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You harvest something from them?

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Yes.

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On behalf of the dying,

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what is it that we have that the future needs so badly?

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And what has any of this to do with a War World I captain

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landing at the South Pole, in the wrong decade?

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We were returning him to the appointed time

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and place of his death.

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An error in the timeline ejected him into the wrong time zone.

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Now his death must proceed as history demands.

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If I may.

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Who were you?

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She wasn't anyone.

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SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHIRS

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She's a computer-generated interface,

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connected to a multiform, inter-phasing data-bank...

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Oh, for heaven's sake,

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will you put that ridiculous buzzing toy away, and look at the woman!

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You see?

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Her face, it's very slightly asymmetrical.

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If it were computer-generated, it wouldn't produce that effect.

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Yes. You're absolutely right. I should have noticed that.

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Well, it might help if you could see properly!

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Er...excuse me... Doctor!

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Get back inside!

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I'm not quite sure, but it seemed to me

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that this young lady's life was being offered

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in exchange for my own.

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As it happens, I think my number is pretty much up anyway.

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What are you talking about? Doctor, what's he talking about?

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So, might as well make it count for something, eh?

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I should be happy to take your place,

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if that would resolve this situation.

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-GLASS WOMAN:

-Accepted.

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That is not happening. That's totally not happening.

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Agreed?

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Tell me what to do, then.

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Bill Potts would tell me what to do.

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Do what you always do.

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Serve at the pleasure of the human race.

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Here's what's going to happen.

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First, I'm going to escape!

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You, with me!

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Where are we going?

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Escape is not possible.

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It is possible, and it is happening,

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and I'm taking Bill and the Captain with me.

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Why are you advertising your intentions?

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Can't you stop boasting for a moment?

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Mr Pastry, too, I could do with a laugh.

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Escape is not possible.

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Oh, I'm going to do way more than escape.

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I'm going to find out who you are and what you're doing,

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and if I don't like it, I will come back

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and I will stop you. I will stop all of you!

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Who the hell do you think you are?

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The Doctor.

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I am the Doctor.

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Who you are, I cannot begin to imagine.

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Then let us show you, Doctor. See who you will become.

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-Doctor!

-Exterminate!

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You will be assimilated.

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No. No, that's not a good idea!

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They all died.

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The Doctor has walked in blood through all of time and space.

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The Doctor has many names.

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..the destroyer of the world...

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The Imp of the Pandorica,

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the Shadow of the Valeyard,

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the Beast of Trenzalore,

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the Butcher of Skull Moon,

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the Last Tree of Garsennon,

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the Destroyer of Skaro.

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He is the Doctor of War.

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What... What was that?

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To be fair, they cut out all the jokes.

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Do what I do when I do it.

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SONIC SCREWDRIVER WHIRS

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Jump!

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They are not escaping.

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Jump!

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What do we do now?

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Run!

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Where? They've got the TARDIS.

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Yes, that's exactly what they're supposed to think.

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But they do, though, look!

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They've got my TARDIS - over to you, Mary Berry.

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Come on.

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Doctor, is that...another TARDIS?

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No, no. It's another of the same TARDIS.

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Hang on, the windows are the wrong size!

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Inside, quickly!

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Take off, now! Deep space, anywhere! VWORP

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I tell you what, these police boxes -

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they're ever so good, aren't they?

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The navigation systems don't function properly.

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I'm unable to program our flight with any accuracy.

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So, my dear, I presume you travel with him.

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Used to. Kind of miss it.

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Well, he clearly misses you.

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That ship of his is in dire need of a good spring clean.

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No, no, no, stop, stop, stop talking.

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Look, look, look, look at the astral map!

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Look at all the lovely blinking lights, look at that.

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He's you!

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He is, isn't he? He's you.

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He's one of your old faces.

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I'm find I'm lagging behind a tiny bit again. You...

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Not those again, I forbid it!

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There you go, I was right. Asymmetrical.

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I said that.

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Same difference.

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If her face was based on a human original,

0:25:070:25:09

perhaps identifying who that was

0:25:090:25:11

will tell us what we need to know about Testimony.

0:25:110:25:14

Why am I wearing these?

0:25:140:25:17

Because I love it. Never take those off.

0:25:170:25:20

What's "browser history"?

0:25:200:25:22

I'm trying to match her face in the TARDIS data bank,

0:25:230:25:27

but there's hardly anything in it yet. We need a bigger database.

0:25:270:25:32

Possibly the Matrix on Gallifrey.

0:25:320:25:34

No. We need something bigger than the Matrix.

0:25:370:25:40

So basically, we're trying to track the glass lady, yes?

0:25:420:25:45

Basically.

0:25:450:25:46

A striking looking creature.

0:25:460:25:48

Quite beautiful, really, isn't she?

0:25:520:25:54

Yeah, if you like ladies made of glass.

0:25:540:25:57

Well, aren't all ladies made of glass, in a way?

0:25:570:26:01

Very good, sir, very good.

0:26:030:26:04

Are we now?

0:26:050:26:07

Oh, my dear.

0:26:070:26:08

I hope it doesn't offend you to know

0:26:080:26:11

that I have some experience of the fairer sex.

0:26:110:26:15

Me too.

0:26:160:26:17

Good Lord.

0:26:190:26:20

VWORP STOPS

0:26:200:26:21

Where are we?

0:26:270:26:29

But you steered the ship, you piloted her perfectly.

0:26:290:26:32

We are at the very centre of the universe.

0:26:330:26:37

Out there is the most comprehensive database of all life anywhere.

0:26:370:26:40

There is just one little problem.

0:26:420:26:44

Which is?

0:26:440:26:46

It wants to kill me.

0:26:460:26:47

CHITTERING

0:26:520:26:54

The Weapon Forges of Villengard.

0:27:020:27:04

Once the nightmare of the seven galaxies.

0:27:040:27:06

Now home to the dispossessed.

0:27:070:27:09

I say, I think there's something moving over here.

0:27:110:27:14

Step away, please.

0:27:140:27:16

Probably just rats - I'm used to rats.

0:27:160:27:18

Deep breaths, deep breaths. Just breathe, Captain, you'll be fine.

0:27:280:27:31

That creature - it looked familiar.

0:27:310:27:34

It's mutated a bit, but, yes, I should think it did.

0:27:340:27:36

Come along, my dear chap, you'll be fine.

0:27:360:27:39

Get him into the TARDIS.

0:27:390:27:41

What are those things?

0:27:410:27:42

What we came here for.

0:27:490:27:51

The biggest database in the galaxy.

0:27:510:27:53

They'll settle down in a moment.

0:27:540:27:55

So, do we talk to them?

0:27:570:27:59

Ask them questions, how does it work?

0:27:590:28:01

"We" don't do anything. I do.

0:28:010:28:03

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!

0:28:030:28:04

-You're going to wait in the TARDIS.

-Why?

0:28:040:28:06

Because you need to look after the captain.

0:28:060:28:08

You're lying. You think I'm a duplicate, a trick.

0:28:080:28:12

I don't know what I think.

0:28:120:28:14

But if there is the slightest chance that Bill Potts is alive

0:28:160:28:19

and standing in front of me,

0:28:190:28:21

then I will not, under any circumstances,

0:28:210:28:24

put her life in danger again.

0:28:240:28:26

Seriously?

0:28:270:28:28

You're looking right at me and you don't even know I'm here.

0:28:280:28:31

Correct.

0:28:310:28:32

I ask you to respect that, and respect me...

0:28:320:28:36

You're an arse. Do you know that?

0:28:360:28:38

You're a... You're a stupid bloody arse.

0:28:380:28:41

..as I have always respected you.

0:28:410:28:43

If I hear any more language like that from you, young lady,

0:28:450:28:49

you're in for a jolly good smacked bottom.

0:28:490:28:51

Can we just pretend that that never happened?

0:28:580:29:00

I'm a broad-minded girl -

0:29:000:29:02

I mean, I know we have this whole professor/student thing going on...

0:29:020:29:06

Can we never, ever talk about this again?

0:29:060:29:08

I hope we talk about it loads.

0:29:080:29:10

I hope we spend years laughing about it.

0:29:140:29:16

Come back alive.

0:29:230:29:24

Be here when I do.

0:29:240:29:25

Perhaps another nip of brandy?

0:29:330:29:37

So that's where it went.

0:29:390:29:42

I'll look after him.

0:29:440:29:46

Good girl, quite right.

0:29:460:29:48

Now, young lady, I don't want to have to repeat myself.

0:29:480:29:52

I don't think any of us want that.

0:29:520:29:54

I'll see you both presently.

0:29:540:29:56

Brandy?

0:29:580:29:59

Please.

0:30:010:30:02

CHITTERING

0:30:080:30:10

These creatures - what are they?

0:30:160:30:19

Old friends of ours - but they've really come out of their shell.

0:30:190:30:23

Out of their shell...

0:30:230:30:25

Are you all right?

0:30:250:30:26

I'll be fine in a moment.

0:30:300:30:32

What's the matter?

0:30:320:30:33

I died a few hours ago - then I refused to regenerate.

0:30:330:30:36

It catches up with you, you know, it's like a big lunch.

0:30:360:30:39

I did exactly the same.

0:30:390:30:40

I know you did - but why?

0:30:410:30:43

I don't remember this, why are you refusing the regeneration?

0:30:430:30:47

Fear.

0:30:470:30:49

I'm afraid. Very, very afraid.

0:30:490:30:52

I don't normally admit that to anyone else.

0:30:530:30:56

Don't worry - technically, you still haven't.

0:30:570:30:59

Why are you?

0:31:010:31:02

There's something in that tower!

0:31:090:31:10

Must be my friend.

0:31:130:31:15

Why are you calling him your friend?

0:31:150:31:17

He's got a great big gun, are you suggesting I insult him?

0:31:200:31:24

Scan me, go on. Scan me.

0:31:270:31:30

Because I've got big news for you.

0:31:320:31:34

I'm dying.

0:31:340:31:35

You see, it's true.

0:31:440:31:46

Dying.

0:31:480:31:49

Now. Be honest with yourself.

0:31:510:31:53

Wouldn't you like to see that up close?

0:31:530:31:55

RATTLING

0:31:550:31:56

Come on, up and at 'em, Corporal Jones.

0:32:050:32:07

Funny thing. I wasn't afraid in the crater.

0:32:110:32:15

One doesn't want to die, of course,

0:32:170:32:19

but one gets in a certain frame of mind,

0:32:190:32:20

one pulls oneself together, and gets on with the matter in hand.

0:32:200:32:23

Big shock for everyone back in Cromer, of course.

0:32:250:32:28

You have family?

0:32:280:32:30

My wife will miss me, that's perfectly natural...

0:32:310:32:35

..but she's a solid woman. Remarkably solid.

0:32:370:32:39

And my boys...

0:32:390:32:40

Well, sons are supposed to move on from their fathers,

0:32:420:32:47

it's the proper way.

0:32:470:32:48

Of course.

0:32:490:32:51

Trouble is, I thought I'd been rescued.

0:32:520:32:54

Felt rather like a miracle, in fact...

0:32:540:32:57

..but I do have this feeling they're going to put me back.

0:32:590:33:02

Back in that crater in time to die...

0:33:020:33:06

..and, you see, I'm not ready any more.

0:33:080:33:11

I've lost the idea of it. That's the trouble with hope.

0:33:130:33:19

Makes one awfully frightened.

0:33:200:33:22

HE CHUCKLES

0:33:220:33:23

I must sound like the most dreadful coward.

0:33:250:33:27

OK. I'd better go up alone.

0:33:370:33:40

I won't hear of it.

0:33:400:33:41

That thing up there won't miss the chance to kill me twice.

0:33:430:33:47

The paradox would rip the universe apart -

0:33:470:33:49

and you know how much hard work it is putting it back together again.

0:33:490:33:53

You keep a lookout down here.

0:33:530:33:55

Oh, if you insist.

0:33:550:33:57

BEEPING

0:34:040:34:05

BEEPING

0:34:240:34:25

You know what? You're a bit of a legend these days...

0:34:420:34:46

..but not everyone believes it.

0:34:460:34:48

People don't think that it could happen.

0:34:530:34:56

That someone like you could turn against your own kind.

0:34:580:35:01

Because your kind don't do that.

0:35:010:35:03

Out of their shells!

0:35:050:35:06

Because people don't believe there could be any such thing...

0:35:100:35:14

..as a good Dalek.

0:35:190:35:21

I am not a good Dalek. You are a good Dalek.

0:35:230:35:26

Oh! Hello, my dear.

0:35:310:35:33

Now, Rusty, you know that I'm dying...

0:35:330:35:37

..and if you don't want me to go off and die somewhere else

0:35:370:35:39

where you can't watch, you're going to have to stop shooting at me.

0:35:390:35:42

I agree to your terms.

0:35:440:35:46

Well, I'm going to need some proof.

0:35:470:35:49

WHIRRING

0:35:490:35:50

ELECTRICAL SPARKING

0:35:530:35:54

You know what?

0:35:590:36:01

You are the very first Dalek that ever got naked for me.

0:36:010:36:03

You're the first one, yeah? Like, the original version of the Doctor.

0:36:040:36:08

My dear, you should get back to the ship, this place isn't safe.

0:36:080:36:11

You're the one who stole the TARDIS and ran away.

0:36:110:36:14

The Captain might be needing you.

0:36:140:36:16

The Captain's fine. Why did you do it?

0:36:160:36:18

Oh, I'm sure your Doctor has explained.

0:36:180:36:22

I'm not even sure he remembers.

0:36:230:36:25

There were many pressing reasons.

0:36:250:36:29

I don't mean what you ran away from -

0:36:290:36:31

what were you running to?

0:36:310:36:32

That's rather a good question.

0:36:350:36:37

Questions are kind of my thing.

0:36:370:36:39

How are you with answers?

0:36:390:36:42

It's been a long time - remember the good old days?

0:36:420:36:46

When I got miniaturised and I climbed around inside you?

0:36:460:36:49

You taught me to hate the Daleks.

0:36:510:36:53

Billions of years ago. What have you been up to since then?

0:36:550:36:58

Destroying Daleks.

0:36:580:37:00

Yes, all the ones who come here to murder you.

0:37:000:37:02

Yes, I saw the mess outside.

0:37:020:37:04

Why are you here?

0:37:040:37:05

As a Dalek, you are linked in to the Dalek hive mind.

0:37:080:37:14

All Daleks are - biggest database I know.

0:37:140:37:19

I'd like to access it.

0:37:200:37:21

Why would I help you?

0:37:210:37:24

Because...helping me, in any way...

0:37:260:37:32

..does something wonderful.

0:37:320:37:34

It hurts the Daleks.

0:37:380:37:40

There is good and there is evil.

0:37:410:37:45

I left Gallifrey to answer a question of my own.

0:37:450:37:48

By any analysis, evil should always win.

0:37:480:37:53

Good is not a practical survival strategy -

0:37:530:37:57

it requires loyalty, self-sacrifice and love.

0:37:570:38:04

So, why does good prevail?

0:38:040:38:09

What keeps the balance between good and evil in this appalling universe?

0:38:090:38:14

Is there some kind of logic? Some mysterious force?

0:38:150:38:19

Perhaps there's just a bloke.

0:38:200:38:23

A "bloke"?

0:38:240:38:26

Yeah.

0:38:260:38:27

Perhaps there's just some bloke, wandering around,

0:38:270:38:31

putting everything right when it goes wrong?

0:38:310:38:34

Well, that would be a nice story, wouldn't it?

0:38:340:38:37

That would be the best.

0:38:370:38:39

But the real world is not a fairy tale.

0:38:390:38:42

You dash around the universe

0:38:420:38:44

trying to figure out what's holding it all together,

0:38:440:38:47

and you really, really don't know?

0:38:470:38:50

You know me in the future, do I ever understand?

0:38:500:38:54

No...

0:38:550:38:57

I really don't think you do.

0:38:570:38:59

Everyone who's ever met you does.

0:39:020:39:04

You're amazing, Doctor.

0:39:060:39:08

Never forget that.

0:39:090:39:10

Never, ever.

0:39:110:39:13

Well...that's very kind of you.

0:39:140:39:16

We just needed to understand you, Doctor.

0:39:160:39:19

Professor Helen Clay, University Of New Earth,

0:39:220:39:26

year five billion and twelve.

0:39:260:39:29

There's footage - can you run it?

0:39:310:39:33

A spy.

0:39:350:39:36

A spy in the camp!

0:39:360:39:38

No, not a spy.

0:39:380:39:40

I'm Bill Potts...

0:39:410:39:44

..but I'm part of Testimony now.

0:39:440:39:46

The Testimony Foundation combines the resources of time travel,

0:39:480:39:52

with the latest in memory extraction techniques.

0:39:520:39:56

The near-dead can be lifted momentarily from their time streams,

0:39:560:40:00

their memories duplicated,

0:40:000:40:02

and then their physical selves returned

0:40:020:40:05

to the moment of their dissolution, without pain,

0:40:050:40:08

distress or any recall of the process.

0:40:080:40:11

Now the dead can speak again.

0:40:130:40:16

We can hear the testimony of the past,

0:40:170:40:21

and, channelled through our glass avatars,

0:40:210:40:23

they can walk among us again.

0:40:230:40:26

This is Heaven on New Earth.

0:40:260:40:30

Oh, it's not an evil plan.

0:40:310:40:34

I don't really know what to do when it isn't an evil plan.

0:40:360:40:38

Why did you stop it?

0:40:400:40:41

Rusty?

0:40:420:40:43

He didn't stop it. They've frozen time again.

0:40:450:40:49

Who has?

0:40:490:40:50

Not everything's evil, Doctor.

0:40:550:40:57

You're not the only kind one in the universe.

0:40:570:40:59

I knew you weren't real!

0:40:590:41:01

Oh, shut up and stop being so stupid - of course I'm real.

0:41:010:41:04

What is anyone supposed to be, except a bunch of memories?

0:41:040:41:08

These are my memories, so this is me.

0:41:080:41:10

I'm Bill Potts, and I'm back, and so long as I'm here...

0:41:100:41:15

..what the hell do you mean, you're not going to regenerate?

0:41:170:41:20

There has to be an end, Bill - for everyone, everywhere.

0:41:240:41:28

What about the Captain?

0:41:290:41:31

You know he has to die at his allotted point in time and space

0:41:330:41:37

to correct the error.

0:41:370:41:38

I'm so tired of losing people.

0:41:400:41:42

If the Captain has to die, a request.

0:41:440:41:47

This was our fault.

0:41:490:41:50

How so?

0:41:500:41:52

Let us take him back.

0:41:520:41:54

How was this our fault?

0:41:540:41:55

You and me tried to die twice in the same lifetime.

0:41:550:42:00

Our lives are woven throughout time and space.

0:42:000:42:04

We caused the timeline error that put the Captain in the wrong place.

0:42:040:42:08

We created a whirlpool in time that landed him at our feet.

0:42:080:42:12

But why him? What's so important about one captain?

0:42:120:42:17

Everybody's important to somebody, somewhere.

0:42:180:42:23

Are you all right?

0:42:250:42:26

Yes, fine, absolutely. Just thinking.

0:42:270:42:31

I told the wife I'd be home for Christmas.

0:42:320:42:34

Funny how things work out.

0:42:360:42:37

VWORP

0:42:490:42:51

Thank you.

0:43:040:43:06

Thank you all.

0:43:100:43:11

You've all been most gracious in the unfortunate circumstances.

0:43:110:43:15

I regret, Captain, that the universe generally fails to be a fairy tale.

0:43:150:43:22

When time resumes, you will not remember this.

0:43:230:43:26

A perception filter will also render us invisible.

0:43:260:43:29

Yes.

0:43:300:43:32

One imagines some of those words

0:43:320:43:34

were attached to actual meanings of some sort.

0:43:340:43:36

One thing you could possibly do for me, if you were very kind?

0:43:370:43:40

Oh, anything. Name it.

0:43:400:43:44

My family.

0:43:440:43:45

Perhaps you could look in on them, from time to time?

0:43:450:43:48

We should be delighted. What's the name?

0:43:490:43:52

Lethbridge-Stewart. Captain Archibald Hamish Lethbridge-Stewart.

0:43:520:43:59

I shall make it my business.

0:43:590:44:01

You can trust him on that.

0:44:030:44:06

Thank you so much. I believe I am now ready.

0:44:060:44:10

Das ist verruckt. Ich will dir nicht wehtun.

0:44:300:44:33

Cold, isn't it?

0:44:330:44:34

It's about to get colder, I suppose - for one of us.

0:44:370:44:41

SOLDIERS SING: # Stille Nacht, heilige Nacht

0:44:480:44:54

# Alles schlaft, einsam wacht... #

0:44:550:45:01

I say, is that singing?

0:45:010:45:06

# ..hochheilige Paar

0:45:060:45:09

# Holder Knabe im lockigen Haar

0:45:090:45:15

# Schlaf in himmlischer Ruh!

0:45:150:45:22

# Schlaf in himmlischer... #

0:45:220:45:25

Is that...Christmas carols?

0:45:250:45:28

# Silent night, holy night

0:45:300:45:37

# All is calm, all is bright... #

0:45:380:45:46

ENGLISH AND GERMAN SINGING MERGES

0:45:460:45:47

You know, I could swear it's coming from both sides.

0:45:520:45:54

If I've got my timings right -

0:45:540:45:57

and clearly I have - then we should be right at the beginning.

0:45:570:46:02

I adjusted the time frame, only by a couple of hours,

0:46:020:46:04

any other day it wouldn't make any difference,

0:46:040:46:07

but this is Christmas 1914,

0:46:070:46:09

and a human miracle is about to happen.

0:46:090:46:12

The Christmas Armistice.

0:46:140:46:16

-Wounded man here!

-HE BLOWS HIS WHISTLE

0:46:270:46:31

Wounded man here, wounded man!

0:46:310:46:35

It never happened again. Any war, anywhere...

0:46:380:46:41

I say, wounded man here, wounded man!

0:46:410:46:45

..but for one day, one Christmas, a very long time ago...

0:46:450:46:52

..everyone just put down their weapons, and started to sing.

0:46:540:46:58

Everybody just stopped.

0:47:010:47:02

Everyone was just kind.

0:47:040:47:08

You've saved him!

0:47:080:47:10

Both of them.

0:47:110:47:12

Never hurts - a couple fewer dead people on the battlefield.

0:47:130:47:17

So that's what it means to be a doctor of war.

0:47:210:47:26

You were right, you know.

0:47:270:47:29

The universe generally fails to be a fairy tale...

0:47:290:47:32

..but that's where we come in!

0:47:350:47:36

# For auld lang syne, my dear

0:47:430:47:45

# For auld lang syne

0:47:450:47:48

# We'll take a cup of kindness yet

0:47:480:47:53

# For auld lang syne

0:47:530:47:57

# For auld lang syne, my dear

0:47:570:48:01

# For auld lang syne

0:48:010:48:05

# We'll take a cup of kindness yet

0:48:050:48:09

# For auld lang syne... #

0:48:090:48:12

I think I'm ready now...

0:48:120:48:13

..but I should like to know - are you?

0:48:140:48:19

You'll find out.

0:48:200:48:21

The long way round.

0:48:230:48:24

Whatever you decide - good luck, Doctor.

0:48:240:48:29

Goodbye, Doctor.

0:48:320:48:33

VWORP

0:49:250:49:27

Well, then. Here we go!

0:49:280:49:33

The long way round!

0:49:350:49:37

You OK?

0:50:120:50:13

Shall we go for one last stroll, Miss Potts?

0:50:180:50:22

Do you know what the hardest thing about knowing you was?

0:50:320:50:35

My superior intelligence. My dazzling charisma.

0:50:360:50:39

Oh! My impeccable dress sense.

0:50:390:50:42

Letting you go.

0:50:420:50:44

Letting go of the Doctor is so, so hard.

0:50:480:50:52

Isn't it?

0:50:520:50:54

You see, that's not the sort of thing the real Bill Potts would say.

0:50:550:50:59

I am the real Bill!

0:50:590:51:01

A life is just memories - I'm all her memories, so I'm her.

0:51:010:51:05

If you say so.

0:51:050:51:07

OK. I'm going to prove to you how important memories are.

0:51:070:51:10

I've got a little goodbye present for you.

0:51:100:51:12

Oh, that's nice. Will I have to pretend I like it?

0:51:120:51:14

Because honestly, that rug...

0:51:140:51:16

Oh, come here, you.

0:51:160:51:17

Merry Christmas, Doctor.

0:51:230:51:25

Clara!

0:51:290:51:31

Hello, you stupid old man.

0:51:310:51:35

You're back! You're in my head.

0:51:360:51:40

All my memories...are back.

0:51:420:51:48

And don't go forgetting me again, because...

0:51:480:51:52

..quite frankly, that was offensive.

0:51:520:51:54

Memories - important, right?

0:51:560:51:58

I know what you're thinking - where is he?

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Hello, sir!

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When you're already dying,

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you're entitled to think that your day couldn't get any worse -

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but here you are. And both of you are here.

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How does that work?

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We can be everyone. We are everyone.

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Yeah, it's good this, innit?

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Now I'm all made of glass, not just my nipples.

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Yeah - but they got my hair a bit wrong, though, didn't they?

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You don't have any hair!

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I have invisible hair.

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Got a suggestion for you, then.

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Oh, there's a novelty.

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Don't die.

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Because if you do, I think everybody in the universe might just go cold.

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Can't I ever have peace? Can't I rest?

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Of course you can.

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It's your choice.

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Only yours.

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We understand.

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No. No, you don't. You're not even really here.

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You're just memories held in glass.

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Do you know how many of you I could fill?

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I would shatter you.

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My testimony would shatter all of you.

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A life this long - do you understand what it is?

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It's a battlefield, like this one...

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..and it's empty.

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Because everyone else has fallen.

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Thank you.

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Thank you, both, for everything that you were to me.

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What happens now...

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...where I go now...

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..it has be alone.

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Cuddle.

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Time to leave the battlefield.

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VWORP

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Oh, there it is.

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The silly old universe.

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The more I save it, the more it needs saving.

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It's a treadmill.

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Yes, yes, I know. They'll get it all wrong without me.

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I suppose one more lifetime wouldn't kill anyone.

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Well, except me.

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You wait a moment, Doctor.

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Let's get it right.

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I've got a few things to say to you.

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Basic stuff first.

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Never be cruel, never be cowardly...

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..and never, ever eat pears!

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Remember...

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..hate is always foolish...

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..and love is always wise.

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Always try to be nice, but never fail to be kind.

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Oh, and you mustn't tell anyone your name.

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No-one would understand it, anyway.

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Except...

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Except children.

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Children can hear it...

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..sometimes...

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if their hearts are in the right place,

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and the stars are, too.

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Children can hear your name.

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Agh!

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But nobody else.

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Nobody else, ever.

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Laugh hard...

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..run fast...

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..be kind.

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Doctor...

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..I let you go.

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VWORP

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Oh, brilliant!

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