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CHATTER

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PHONE RINGS

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Don't let us down now, Valkyrie.

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-Fingers crossed, Alan.

-I got everything crossed.

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OK, people. Transmission arriving in...

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..ten, nine, eight, seven, six...

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Five, four, three, two, one!

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Sorry, I could never resist a countdown!

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-Who the hell are you?!

-Is this Neil Armstrong?

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What?

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Neil Armstrong? First man on the Moon.

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Not quite the first...

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You mean he wasn't the first man on the Moon?

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That is such a human-centric question.

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I'm the human in this set up.

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She is, actually.

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It's a bit embarrassing, really.

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Who are you people?

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Friendly aliens. Don't mind us, just a day out for the kids.

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It's from the Chief!

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Is it? Oh, yes. That's right.

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Authorising us to go anywhere we please. So - Valkyrie?

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Valkyrie...is...

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..probing the Martian ice caps with a new kind of camera on board.

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Uses a different spectrum

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to see under the poles and beam back pictures.

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What the hell...?

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Mars. 1881. Or thereabouts.

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According to the TARDIS, that's when the message was made.

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Though we may be a bit early.

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-So, there were humans on Mars in Victorian times?

-No.

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There weren't.

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The TARDIS registered multiple life forms below the surface,

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so this seems like the best place to look.

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Maybe someone's been messing around with time. Like in The Terminator.

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The Terminator?

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It's a movie. You haven't seen it?

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I'm a very busy man.

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You'd like it. It's got killer robots.

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Ooh, I'll put it on the list.

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Even if there are people here, why would they bother writing

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messages on the surface of the planet?

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State visit? Patriotic fervour?

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Rogue graffiti artist?

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Doctor...

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I see it.

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If there's fire, there's got to be oxygen!

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Wait, wait! Let's not be rash.

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-OK.

-I'll go first.

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What are you doing?!

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Fire. Oxygen. Basic physics, isn't it?

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Could've been basic death!

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Wait, how can there be oxygen here?

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The indigenous Martians were superb engineers.

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Mind you, there's a lot here that doesn't make sense.

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It's like the underground tunnels in The Thing.

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The what?

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It's a movie. You'd like that one too. Everybody dies.

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SHE SCREAMS

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SHE GROANS

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Bill? Bill?

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Bill! Bill!

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Hang on! We'll find a way down!

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Go back to the TARDIS! Get ropes. Lifting gear.

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Anything you can find!

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HE WHIMPERS

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HE MUTTERS

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VWORP

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Nardole, what the hell are you doing?

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WHIRRING

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THUDDING

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THUDDING APPROACHES

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So this could go very well or very badly.

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Halt!

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I say! We weren't expecting company!

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Right.

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Er... Yeah.

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Right.

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By the moons, I honour thee. I am the Doctor.

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What is your name?

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RASPING

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I know your people of old.

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I was once an Honorary Guardian of the Tythonian Hive.

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CLICK

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Don't move. I'll sort this beggar out.

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No, no, no, no! You don't understand!

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This creature is no threat! He may look like a monster to you...

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GUNSHOT

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I wasn't talking to you.

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Are you all right, Friday?

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-HOARSELY:

-Sir.

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Who are you and what the devil are you doing here?

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I could ask you the same question. And I will!

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VWORP

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ELECTRONIC BEEPING

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Hello.

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Hello, Miss?

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I was wondering if I could ask for your help?

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I need to get to Mars.

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Well, I need to get back to Mars, in fact.

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Um...and...it's a little bit urgent, only the TARDIS is acting up.

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I was wondering if you could tell me how to fix...

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'Course I can.'

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Oh, right. Thank you.

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'But it's probably easier if I just show you.'

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Oh. Erm...

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Indian or China, m'dear?

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Erm. I... I dunno. China?

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-WHISPERS:

-Where's Nardole?

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Erm... He seems to have taken the TARDIS.

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-What?!

-I'm sure it's only a temporary thing

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but it means that for the time being, we're stuck here on Mars.

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You were saying, Colonel?

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Oh, well, yes, I was stationed out there. South Africa.

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One day, I came across something in the veldt.

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Something that was clearly not of this earth.

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An interplanetary vessel!

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I found Friday here on board. In a sort of coma.

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Half dead.

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Why do you call him that?

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Man Friday? As in Robinson Crusoe?

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So, according to this you've been on board Friday's ship the whole time?

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Yes. We were... That sounds... That sounds...

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Convincing?

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Yes, that's right. On his ship.

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Well, I suppose it was pretty roomy, what!

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Yes!

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THEY ALL CHUCKLE

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-It was! Yes. Wasn't it?

-Yes.

-Very roomy.

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But the whole, you know, getting on board... I mean, that's all...

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It's all a bit hazy. Maybe you could tell us everything.

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Yes, well...after I woke him up, Friday asked for my help.

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To repair his spaceship?

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-Yes. And to bring him home.

-In return for what?

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Ah. Well, now. That is the question.

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BOOM

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-Prepare to fire!

-At the double!

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Go, go, go!

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'Friday helped us build the Gargantua, a remarkable piece

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'of mining equipment fashioned from one of his ship's artillery.'

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'He promised us gemstones, you see, silver...gold...

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'Treasure beyond our wildest dreams.'

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That's why you helped him come home.

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To claim Mars in the name of Queen Victoria.

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To loot it of its riches. Stake a claim.

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The red planet turned pink.

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That was the general idea, old love. But there's nothing here.

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Whole show's been a ruddy wash out. The ship crashed on landing.

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I go top side now and then to see if I can repair the beggar.

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That's what I was doing when I ran across you.

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-And?

-No joy so far.

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It could have been a fresh start. For all of us.

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But now supplies are running as low as morale.

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Things are pretty desperate, I'm afraid.

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RINGING

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THUDDING FOOTSTEPS

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You've told us why you came here.

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What does he get out of it?

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-Nothing.

-Nothing?

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He was hoping to find his people.

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But it appears he was asleep on that ship

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much longer than he anticipated.

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Mars is dead. Dead as a coffin nail.

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Friday is the last of his kind.

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Is he now?

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You know what Friday is then?

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He's an Ice Warrior.

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And they're the proper Martians right? They belong here?

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Yes. The indigenous species. An ancient reptilian race.

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They built themselves a sort of bio-mechanical armour for protection.

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The creature within is at one with its carapace.

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The Ice Warriors, they could build a city under the sand

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yet drench the snows of Mars with innocent blood.

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They could slaughter whole civilisations,

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yet weep at the crushing of a flower.

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Like The Vikings.

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Yes. Yes, very much.

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Yeah, Kirk Douglas and Tony Curtis! The theme tune is amazing!

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There's this brilliant bit where his eye gets gouged out...

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RASPING

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Why have you really come back?

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I am old and tired and spent.

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WHOOSHING

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EXPLOSION

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Now then, Vincey. Look lively, lad.

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What's the point, though?

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Jackdaw...

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Months we've been digging 'ere and what have we got to show for it?

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Sweet Fanny Adams, that's what.

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-OTHERS:

-Yeah!

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What old Friday promised, it's a load of gammon!

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EXPLOSION

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-Jackdaw...

-What...?

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You must come at once, sir. The Gargantua!

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She's... She's uncovered something!

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Good Lord!

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Looks like old Friday came good after all, eh?

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It's beautiful. What is it?

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A tomb?

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Not just any tomb.

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This is the tomb of an Ice Queen.

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I have a bad feeling about this.

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These sarcophagi were sometimes part of a complex hibernation system.

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-Sergeant Major, get these civilians out of here.

-No!

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Colonel, colonel, you have to let me examine this.

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I think not, Doctor. This is a military matter.

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This may not just be a grave you've uncovered.

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This could be the entrance to an Ice Warrior Hive.

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A what? Sergeant Major Peach! I gave you an order...

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I am in charge here, Catchlove!

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Yes, sir. Of course, sir.

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Post a guard.

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-No-one is to go near this thing until the morning, is that clear?

-Yes, sir!

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The last thing I'm going to do is take sides.

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But isn't it obvious? Friday has been using you all along.

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His aim was to get back to Mars and find his Queen.

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Nonsense! He was leading us to the riches he promised us.

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The simple fact is, you don't belong here.

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The sooner you get off this planet, the better!

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Don't belong?! We're British! Mars is part of the empire now.

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What happened to not taking sides?

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I'm trying to save their lives!

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Let's face it, in this scenario, the humans are the invaders.

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On the other hand, the Ice Warriors have vastly superior armaments

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which will wipe the humans out.

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So what am I supposed to do?

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Here you go, Sarge.

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-Much obliged, I'm sure, Jackdaw.

-Don't I get none?

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-RHIP, son.

-Eh?

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Rank has its privileges.

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Christ alive, look at the gild on that thing!

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That would set a fella up for life, Vincey.

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Even just a little bit of it.

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Now then, you 'orrible old man,

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don't go getting no fancy notions.

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I'm sure the colonel will be distributing this munificence

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in a fair and decent fashion,

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and we can all look forward to...

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to a...

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a rosy...

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..future...

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Sarge?!

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Jackdaw! What have you done?

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A quietner from the infirmary.

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He'll be as right as ninepence come dawn.

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-But by then, I'll be gone.

-Gone?

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Gone where?

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Case you've forgotten, we're marooned on ruddy Mars!

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You don't know what I know, son.

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Captain Catchlove's further on with his repairs than he's let on.

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Oh, yes, my old love, Jackdaw's going home,

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but this time, he'll be minted!

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Come on. Give us a hand.

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Right!

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Keep an eye out, will you?

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Nah, you ain't getting me involved in this lark, Jackdaw!

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Go on! Be a sport!

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You'll get your share of the rhino, I promise!

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# It's the same the whole world over... #

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HE STRAINS

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# ..It's the poor what gets the blame... #

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HE GRUNTS

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# ..It's the rich what gets the pleasure

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# Ain't it all a bleedin' shame! #

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HE LAUGHS

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CREAKING AND HISSING

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CLATTERING

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Someone's coming, Jackdaw!

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We'll ruddy swing for this!

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Jackdaw!

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Come on, mate. Don't muck about...

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Jackdaw?

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What manner of fleshy worm are you?

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SLOW, HEAVY FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

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Speak.

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What the hell...?

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GUNSHOT

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That was...unwise.

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WEAPON POWERS UP

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HE SCREAMS

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SHE HISSES

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Your Majesty.

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By the moons, I honour thee, Iraxxa.

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My Empress! My Queen!

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My Sentinel.

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You have fulfilled your pledge.

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I am resurrected!

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Forgive me, Majesty,

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but we have slept longer than anticipated.

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By my calculations, Majesty,

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we have slept for 5,000 years.

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5,000 years?

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-ALARM BELL RINGS

-Jump to it! Move!

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INDISTINCT SHOUTING

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What the devil? What the hell's going on here, Friday?

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Colonel, let me speak to them. I can do this. I can sort this out.

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Who the devil is this?

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She is Iraxxa,

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Empress of Mars.

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The deuce she is! And you think you can just go about

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slaughtering my men willy-nilly, do you, madam?

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"Your men"?

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What does the pink thing say?

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Pink thing?!

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Sergeant Major, call to arms!

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-No! No! Wait, Catchlove! Wait!

-WEAPON POWERS UP

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-Honour must be satisfied. An eye for an eye!

-I

-am in command here!

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All right.

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By the moons, I honour thee.

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I'm the Doctor...

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..and I beg leave to intercede.

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-You know my race?

-I do.

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And I ask mercy for these primitives.

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-"Primitives"?!

-Shhhh!

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Majesty, the world you knew is dead. SHE HISSES

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The atmosphere has all but evaporated.

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The surface is lifeless.

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If there are others who sleep here,

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they cannot survive on Mars without help.

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You must cooperate if you are to survive.

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He speaks the truth, Majesty.

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The war, all that we fought for, is less than the dust now.

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And you!

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Female.

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What do you say?

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Me?

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We are both surrounded by...noisy males.

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I would value your opinion.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, er...

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They're not lying to you.

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There's no need for anyone else to die today.

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The humans saved his life.

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Is this true?

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His cryogenic cell was damaged. They saved him.

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And made him their pet!

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It was necessary to dissemble, Majesty.

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I thought only of your resurrection.

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It was a tactical decision...

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An Ice Warrior's duty is to command!

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Present!

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RIFLES CLINK

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Iraxxa, listen to me!

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The Mars you ruled is gone!

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But don't let it end this way!

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Fight, yes,

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but for the future.

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Not a dead past.

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GUNSHOT

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-You bloody fool!

-Sorry, sir!

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Down! Put your gun down. Halt!

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Your Majesty, are you all right?

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You ask for mercy for these creatures?

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Indeed.

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Then I grant it.

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Thank you.

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They will die...

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quickly.

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No-o-o-o! Colonel! Get your men out of here!

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WEAPON POWERS UP Colonel!

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Colonel!

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Retreat! RETREAT!

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Catchlove, listen to me! Your only chance is to come to terms.

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-We have the Gargantua! Is she primed and aimed, Sergeant?

-Yes, sir!

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-No, no, I forbid you, that is not a weapon!

-"Forbid"? You forbid(?)

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This farce has gone on long enough!

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Arms at the ready!

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MACHINERY CLANKS

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No! No! Don't shoot! For God's sake.

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Down! Put your guns down!

0:25:390:25:42

-What the devil?

-POWERING UP

0:25:430:25:45

BLASTER SHOT, RUMBLING

0:25:450:25:47

MASONRY PATTERS

0:25:470:25:49

ALL CHEER

0:25:490:25:51

That will hold them!

0:25:510:25:53

We're about to go to war, so it's time you knew the truth.

0:26:110:26:15

Listen to me, men!

0:26:150:26:17

The colonel is not what he appears!

0:26:170:26:20

The hero of Isandlwana(!)

0:26:210:26:23

-Show them your famous wound, Colonel.

-No, no. No, please!

0:26:230:26:26

-No, please...

-Show them!

-FABRIC RIPS

0:26:260:26:28

The mark of a rope!

0:26:300:26:31

While you were fighting for Queen and country,

0:26:310:26:33

the colonel here was dancing the Newgate polka!

0:26:330:26:37

This is the mark of the rope that failed to hang him for desertion!

0:26:370:26:43

They tried to hang him, but they bungled it.

0:26:450:26:48

He's a paper tiger. Not fit to command!

0:26:480:26:51

Look, it doesn't matter who's in charge of your stupid expedition!

0:26:510:26:54

You don't stand a chance against the Ice Warriors!

0:26:540:26:57

-What, all two of 'em?

-There'll be more, you idiot!

0:26:570:26:59

The Hive is active.

0:26:590:27:01

Don't you see? They'll do anything to defend their home planet.

0:27:010:27:05

Well, I dare say the British Army

0:27:050:27:07

is more than a match for a bunch of upright crocodiles.

0:27:070:27:12

-Sergeant Major!

-Sir?

-I'm assuming command.

0:27:120:27:14

Take the colonel and put him in the brig.

0:27:140:27:18

-Sergeant Major Peach, I gave you an order.

-Very good, sir.

0:27:180:27:22

Private!

0:27:220:27:23

If you'd be so good as to come this way, sir?

0:27:380:27:41

Oh, and for the last time, get these wretched people out of my sight.

0:27:410:27:45

Put them in the brig, too. There's no room for civilians here.

0:27:450:27:49

This isn't over, Catchlove.

0:27:530:27:55

No. It ain't.

0:27:550:27:57

Not now Neville Catchlove's in charge!

0:27:570:28:00

DOOR SLAMS

0:28:050:28:07

You'll regret this!

0:28:070:28:08

In a couple of hours, you'll be begging for help!

0:28:100:28:12

It will take time to revive all my Warriors.

0:28:140:28:19

But perhaps enough are awoken

0:28:190:28:21

to go on the offensive.

0:28:210:28:25

CLANKING, THEY HISS

0:28:250:28:28

If either of those creatures get out of there, we'll be ready for them.

0:28:280:28:33

Yes, sir.

0:28:330:28:34

-Carry on, Sergeant Major.

-We won't let you down, sir.

0:28:410:28:44

SONIC SCREWDRIVER TRILLS There's no setting for wood!

0:28:440:28:47

-Why is there still no setting for wood?!

-But...you've got a plan?

0:28:470:28:51

Yes, of course, I've got a plan. I'm all plans. I'm MADE of plans!

0:28:510:28:54

Who the deuce are you two, really?

0:28:540:28:56

You speak of us as though we're a different species.

0:28:560:29:00

You seem to know all about these...these Ice Warriors.

0:29:000:29:03

You seem to know a lot about most things.

0:29:030:29:05

-Well, we're sort of police.

-Speak for yourself!

0:29:050:29:08

HE LAUGHS

0:29:080:29:10

What, you can deal big green Martians and...and...rocket ships,

0:29:120:29:16

but you can't deal with us being the police?

0:29:160:29:18

No, no, no, no, no...

0:29:180:29:19

It's just such a fanciful notion. A woman in the police force...!

0:29:190:29:22

HE CHUCKLES

0:29:220:29:24

Listen, yeah,

0:29:240:29:26

I'm going to make allowances for your Victorian attitudes because...

0:29:260:29:31

well, you actually are Victorian...

0:29:310:29:34

But...anyway!

0:29:350:29:37

Is it true? You deserted?

0:29:370:29:39

Why?

0:29:410:29:42

Oh, cowardice.

0:29:430:29:46

Simple cowardice.

0:29:460:29:47

I thought I had it in me to command, Miss Potts,

0:29:500:29:52

but when push came to shove, I...I flunked it.

0:29:520:29:55

Deserted my post.

0:29:550:29:57

Catchlove was the only one who knew and he's bled me dry.

0:29:580:30:01

-HE SIGHS

-Could have been a fresh start,

0:30:030:30:06

for all of us.

0:30:060:30:07

-How's it looking out there?

-All quiet.

0:30:100:30:13

It's traditional, at this point, to say, "too quiet".

0:30:140:30:18

LOW CHATTER

0:30:250:30:27

Always liked the colonel, I did. Seemed a decent chap.

0:30:330:30:37

Well, we must take orders from the captain now, son.

0:30:370:30:40

Them's the rules.

0:30:400:30:41

Sir.

0:30:410:30:43

Blimey, Sarge.

0:30:460:30:47

This is a queer 'un, ain't it?

0:30:470:30:49

Something to tell your kids. I mean...Martians...?!

0:30:490:30:52

You just face front and mark your man when you see him, Vincey lad.

0:30:520:30:56

Martian or no Martian.

0:30:560:30:58

Wait till Alice hears all this.

0:30:580:30:59

Set a date, have you, son?

0:31:010:31:02

You and your Alice?

0:31:020:31:04

Not yet. I want to have enough put by to make us comfy.

0:31:040:31:07

And then we'll get married in that little church

0:31:090:31:11

with the twisted spire back home.

0:31:110:31:12

Down by the river.

0:31:120:31:14

It's so green there, Sarge. It's beautiful.

0:31:170:31:20

I miss the trees and the grass!

0:31:220:31:24

I never want to see red again in all my puff. I just want to see...

0:31:240:31:27

HE GASPS

0:31:270:31:29

MARCHING FOOTSTEPS

0:31:290:31:30

WEAPON POWERS UP, GUNFIRE

0:31:300:31:33

BLASTER SHOTS

0:31:330:31:35

How, in God's name, did they get behind us?!

0:31:420:31:45

CLANKING MACHINERY, MEN SHOUT

0:31:450:31:46

-Turn it!

-BLASTER FIRE

0:31:460:31:48

Turn it, for God's sake, 90 degrees!

0:31:480:31:50

It won't work, sir, we need more men!

0:31:500:31:53

Catchlove, this is senseless slaughter!

0:31:530:31:55

BLASTER FIRE

0:31:550:31:57

PANICKED SHOUTS

0:31:570:32:00

Present!

0:32:030:32:05

Fire!

0:32:050:32:06

Come on, lads! There's only three of them.

0:32:060:32:08

Sleep no more, my Warriors!

0:32:080:32:11

Sleep no more, it is time!

0:32:110:32:16

Doctor, what do we do? There's no way out.

0:32:240:32:27

Close the gap!

0:32:280:32:30

ALL SHOUT

0:32:300:32:32

Retreat! Retreat! Run for it!

0:32:340:32:36

Sir! What do we do?

0:32:360:32:38

POWERING UP WHINE

0:32:380:32:40

HE SCREAMS

0:32:400:32:42

Oh, sod this for a game of soldiers.

0:32:480:32:50

HE HISSES

0:32:520:32:54

-HE HISSES

-Friday?

0:32:580:33:01

Doctor, we must work together.

0:33:050:33:07

Rise, my Ice Warriors!

0:33:070:33:11

Rise!

0:33:110:33:12

SHOUTING, WEAPONS FIRE

0:33:130:33:16

-Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going?

-I'm sorry, Doctor.

0:33:200:33:23

Blue funk. Can't help it.

0:33:230:33:25

I can't do it! I'm sorry!

0:33:250:33:27

-I need a distraction.

-You got one.

-Good luck!

0:33:320:33:35

Oi, Queenie!

0:33:430:33:46

Let's talk!

0:33:460:33:48

Woman-to-woman!

0:33:480:33:49

-You valued my opinion before.

-Perhaps.

0:33:520:33:56

But this is war.

0:33:560:33:59

Why? Why does it have to be war?

0:33:590:34:03

Your Majesty, she's right.

0:34:030:34:05

You have forged a new alliance, I see.

0:34:050:34:08

We can stand together.

0:34:090:34:12

It's too late.

0:34:120:34:13

Mars stands alone!

0:34:130:34:15

We are strong.

0:34:150:34:17

Soon, all my warriors will wake.

0:34:170:34:19

We do not require assistance!

0:34:190:34:23

POWERING UP WHINE

0:34:230:34:26

Your Majesty!

0:34:260:34:27

Oh, Your Majesty!

0:34:270:34:29

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

0:34:290:34:31

MACHINERY CLANKS

0:34:310:34:32

Stand down. Or I'll fire.

0:34:320:34:34

Fire at what?

0:34:340:34:35

Well, geography was never my strong suit,

0:34:350:34:39

but aren't we underneath Mars's north pole?

0:34:390:34:42

Over our heads, millions of tonnes of snow and ice.

0:34:420:34:47

One good blast from the Gargantua here

0:34:470:34:49

and your army would be on ice forever.

0:34:490:34:52

Trapped in an eternal winter

0:34:520:34:54

like...

0:34:540:34:55

..like Frozen!

0:34:570:34:59

It's a movie.

0:34:590:35:00

You would destroy yourself at the same time!

0:35:020:35:06

That's a price worth paying, isn't it?

0:35:060:35:08

It's a simple choice, Iraxxa, the oldest one in the book.

0:35:080:35:11

We must live together.

0:35:110:35:13

Or die together.

0:35:130:35:15

SHE HISSES

0:35:180:35:21

You dare to touch me?

0:35:210:35:24

Yes, my dear. I do.

0:35:240:35:27

Don't do this, Captain! Don't mess this up.

0:35:270:35:30

No choice, old boy.

0:35:300:35:32

You see, I suddenly remembered I need a bit of a hand

0:35:320:35:35

getting that ruddy ship off the ground.

0:35:350:35:37

And who better to ask than the Ice Queen herself?

0:35:370:35:40

Call off your dogs, Your Majesty. Call them off!

0:35:420:35:46

SHE HISSES, WEAPONS POWER DOWN

0:35:460:35:48

That's better.

0:35:500:35:52

Course, I will have to dynamite the lifts to stop you following, but...

0:35:560:36:02

-Well, war is hell, what?

-HE CHUCKLES

0:36:020:36:04

If you want to escape, I can help.

0:36:040:36:06

Just leave Iraxxa with her people. Don't mess this up.

0:36:060:36:10

Thank you, Doctor.

0:36:100:36:12

But, um...

0:36:120:36:14

I think I prefer my plan.

0:36:140:36:16

Gentlemen!

0:36:180:36:20

It's been a privilege - however brief - to command you.

0:36:200:36:23

But all good things come to an end.

0:36:230:36:25

I think you'll find, Captain...

0:36:260:36:28

-..that I am in command here.

-GUNSHOT

0:36:300:36:32

HE GASPS

0:36:320:36:34

You sacrificed one of your own without tactical advantage...?

0:36:410:36:47

No, I didn't sacrifice him. I executed him.

0:36:470:36:50

Do you now expect your life to be spared?

0:36:500:36:55

No, no, no! I expect it to be taken.

0:36:550:36:58

And I give it willingly.

0:36:580:37:00

-No. No, wait, stop this! Doctor, stop him!

-Shh!

0:37:000:37:03

Some time ago, I was hanged for cowardice.

0:37:070:37:11

The execution took longer than expected

0:37:110:37:13

and I fear I have not used my time well.

0:37:130:37:16

I should be happy for you to complete the work

0:37:160:37:20

they failed to do so long ago.

0:37:200:37:22

It will be a pleasure.

0:37:220:37:25

-No, please, don't do this.

-Bill, quiet!

0:37:250:37:27

-WEAPON POWERS UP

-He saved your life!

0:37:270:37:30

Your Majesty, I have a request, if that may be permitted.

0:37:300:37:33

Speak!

0:37:330:37:34

That man was not one of us.

0:37:340:37:36

Please, do not judge mankind by his cruelty or indeed by my cowardice.

0:37:360:37:41

Spare my friends and my world.

0:37:410:37:43

Your request does you credit, soldier.

0:37:430:37:48

It will be considered.

0:37:480:37:51

POWERING UP WHINE

0:37:510:37:52

God save the Queen.

0:37:520:37:54

ALL: God save the Queen!

0:37:540:37:56

You will die with honour, with bravery,

0:37:560:37:59

and in the service of those you have sworn to protect...

0:37:590:38:05

Thank you. You don't know what that means. Thank you...

0:38:050:38:10

..but not today.

0:38:100:38:13

In battle, soldier.

0:38:160:38:18

To die in battle is the way of the warrior.

0:38:200:38:24

Pledge your allegiance to me and my world,

0:38:240:38:30

and I will ensure you have the opportunity.

0:38:300:38:35

My life and my service are yours.

0:38:350:38:40

To the end.

0:38:400:38:42

To the death, my friend,

0:38:420:38:45

to the death.

0:38:450:38:48

-You knew that would happen.

-Always been my problem.

0:38:520:38:55

What?

0:38:550:38:56

Thinking like a warrior.

0:38:560:38:58

SCRAPING CLANK

0:39:030:39:04

TRILLING AND HUMMING

0:39:040:39:07

There we are. I've sent out a sort of round-robin e-mail.

0:39:210:39:26

All being well, the first intelligent, space-going system

0:39:260:39:30

will be in touch fairly soon.

0:39:300:39:32

-IRAXXA:

-Thank you, Doctor.

0:39:320:39:34

Mars is dead, but the Ice Warriors will live on.

0:39:340:39:40

-Will they make it?

-Oh, yes.

0:39:430:39:47

In fact, this might be the beginning of the Martian Golden Age.

0:39:470:39:51

-WOMAN:

-'Are you receiving us? Mars, are you receiving?'

0:39:510:39:54

This is Iraxxa, Queen Empress of Mars.

0:39:540:40:00

'Ah, excellent! We have received details of your situation.

0:40:000:40:05

'We would be happy to send a fleet to your aid at once.

0:40:050:40:08

'A physical marker of some sort

0:40:080:40:10

-'would be appreciated to guide our ships.'

-To whom am I speaking?

0:40:100:40:15

'This is Alpha Centauri.

0:40:150:40:18

'Welcome to the universe!'

0:40:180:40:21

THEY GRUNT

0:40:280:40:30

Big enough?

0:40:330:40:34

For the ship to see?

0:40:340:40:36

I think so.

0:40:360:40:37

You going to be OK?

0:40:420:40:44

Well, that's twice I've been executed.

0:40:440:40:46

Whatever happens now, it's got to be better than I expected.

0:40:460:40:48

There's nothing for me back on Earth.

0:40:500:40:52

And to help forge a new world, well, that will be my privilege.

0:40:520:40:56

HE SIGHS

0:40:560:40:57

It seems a shame, though...

0:40:570:40:59

What does?

0:40:590:41:01

Well, no-one back on Earth will ever know that we got here.

0:41:020:41:06

All will be forgotten.

0:41:060:41:08

Oh, not quite forgotten, Colonel.

0:41:080:41:11

You've changed the mind-set of a very stubborn Martian monarch.

0:41:110:41:14

And one day, even though the ice cap may obscure it...

0:41:160:41:21

..someone's going to notice THAT.

0:41:220:41:24

VWORP

0:41:400:41:43

DEEP THUD

0:41:480:41:50

So, what did I miss?

0:41:510:41:55

Where have you been?!

0:41:550:41:56

Yeah, before you go getting all frowny, er...

0:41:560:42:00

Well, er...

0:42:000:42:02

Are you all right?

0:42:200:42:21

This can't happen.

0:42:240:42:25

This is not what we agreed to.

0:42:270:42:30

I'm going to have to put you back in the Vault. You know that.

0:42:300:42:33

Sure, that's fine.

0:42:330:42:35

What?

0:42:360:42:38

But, Doctor. Please tell me, really.

0:42:380:42:41

Are you all right?

0:42:410:42:43

The Ninth Legion and the Keeper Of The Gate.

0:42:500:42:52

-They disappeared.

-Except they didn't.

0:42:520:42:54

Where is my friend and what destroyed the Roman army?

0:42:540:42:58

Something here managed to wipe out 5,000 Romans.

0:42:580:43:01

SHE SCREAMS

0:43:010:43:02

SCREECHING

0:43:020:43:04

Every hour of sunlight that feeds it,

0:43:040:43:06

makes the world darker and the beast stronger.

0:43:060:43:10

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