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Danger!

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This is a warning.

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A warning to the whole world.

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You're looking for Wi-Fi.

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And sometimes you see something...

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..a bit like this.

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Don't click it. Do. Not. Click. It.

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Once you've clicked it, they're in your computer.

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They can see you.

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And if they can see you, they might choose you.

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And if they do...you die.

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Within 24 hours, you're dead.

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For a while.

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People's souls are being uploaded to the internet.

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Some people get stuck. Their minds, their souls, trapped in the Wi-Fi.

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Like echoes. Like ghosts.

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I don't know where I am!

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Sometimes you can hear their screams.

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On the radio. On the telly. On the net.

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-I don't know where I am!

-I don't know where I am!

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This is real. This is not a hoax.

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-I, I don't know where I am!

-Or a joke.

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Doko?

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-Or a story.

-I don't know where I am!

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This is real, and I know that, because...

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I don't know where I am.

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Please, if you can hear me...

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If you can hear me,

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I don't know where I am.

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-ECHOES: I don't know where I am!

-I don't know where I am!

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-I don't know where I am!

-I don't know where I am!

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Wake the abbot. The bells of St John are ringing!

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We must go to him!

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They call him the mad monk, don't they?

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They shouldn't. He's definitely not a monk.

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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT

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I'm sorry to intrude. The bells of St John are ringing.

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I'm going to need a horse!

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Is that her?

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The woman twice dead,

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and her final message.

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He has withdrawn to this place of peace and solitude

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that he might divine her meaning.

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If he truly is mad, then this is his madness.

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Angie, is the internet working?

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Trying to phone the helpline, they won't answer.

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-It's working for me.

-Can I use it when you're finished?

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More than one person can use the internet at a time, Clara.

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-You done your homework?

-Shut up, you're not my mum!

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And I'm not trying to be. OK?

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Right, yes! Angie's probably fine on her own,

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you could probably have the night off.

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I'm OK, I'll be upstairs trying to figure out my computer.

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Anyway, the adverts are in, so hopefully we'll find someone.

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I'm here as long as you need me.

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Good! Right, come on, Artie, time to go.

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What chapter you on?

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-Ten.

-11's the best. You'll cry your eyes out.

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Artie! >

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Oh, come on, just answer! Just pick it up, pick it up, pick it up.

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PHONE RINGS

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PHONE RINGS

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RINGING CONTINUES

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That is not supposed to happen.

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Hello?

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Ah, hello. I can't find the internet.

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-I'm sorry?

-It's gone, the internet. Can't find it anywhere. Where is it?

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The internet?

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Yes, the internet. Why don't I have the internet?

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It's 1207.

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I've got 3.30. Am I phoning a different time zone?

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Yeah, you really sort of are.

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Will it show up on the bill?

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Oh, I dread to think. Listen, where did you get this number?

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Woman in the shop wrote it down.

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It's the helpline, isn't it? She said it was the best

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helpline out there. In the universe, she said.

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What woman? Who was she?

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I dunno, the woman in the shop.

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So, why isn't there internet?

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Shouldn't it just sort of...be there?

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Look, listen, I'm not actually...this isn't...

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You have clicked on the Wi-Fi button, haven't you?

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Hang on. Erm...

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Wi-Fi?

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Click on the Wi-Fi.

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You'll see a list of names. Is there one you recognise?

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It's asking me for a password.

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Is it OK if I go and see Nina? You can call her mum.

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Sure. What's the password for the internet?

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Rycbar123.

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How am I supposed to remember that?

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Is it an evil spirit?

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It's a woman.

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Hang on. Just a mo. Run. You. Clever. Boy. And. Remember.

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One!

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Run, you clever boy...

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Two!

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..And remember.

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-Three!

-What did you say?

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LAPTOP BEEPS

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Don't shout, you made me type it wrong.

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It's thrown me out again. What do I do, how do I get back in?

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It was just a thing to remember the password.

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Run, You Clever Boy And Remember. Oh, hang on!

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VOICES CHATTERING

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DOORBELL RINGING Hello, yes, I hear you.

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KNOCKING ON DOOR

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Yep. Uh-huh. Hello?

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Clara? Clara Oswald?

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-Hello?

-Clara Oswin Oswald?

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Just Clara Oswald. What was that middle one?

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Do you remember me?

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No. Should I? Who are you?

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The Doctor. No? The Doctor?

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Doctor who?

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No, just the Doctor.

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Actually, sorry, could you just ask me that again?

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-Could I what?

-Could you just ask me that question again?

-Doctor who?

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OK, just once more.

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Doctor who?

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Oh, yeah. Oh!

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D'you know, I never realised

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how much I enjoy hearing that said out loud.

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-Thank you.

-OK.

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Hey, no! Clara, please. Clara, I need to talk to you!

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Listen, please.

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Clara Oswald.

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We've got a positive lock on her, but I think she's borderline.

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Very clever, but no computer skills.

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Upload her anyway, splice her a computer skills package.

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I'll activate a Spoonhead.

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Alexei, we call them servers, not Spoonheads.

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Sorry, Miss Kizlet.

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I'm ever so fond of Alexei,

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but my conscience says we should probably kill him.

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I'll inform HR.

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Actually, he's about to go on holiday.

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Kill him when he gets back - let's not be unreasonable.

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Didn't you want to speak to me?

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We're uploading too many people, too quickly. We're going to get noticed.

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If your conscience is bothering you, think of it like this.

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We're preserving living minds in permanent form in the data cloud.

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It's like immortality. Only fatal.

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My conscience is fine.

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Good. Because our client has his needs.

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Did you just hack me?

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Because you changed your mind?

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I hope I did.

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Please! I just need to speak to you!

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Why are you still here? Why are you here at all?

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You phoned me. You were looking for the internet.

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-That was you?

-Course it was me.

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How did you get here so fast?

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I just happened to be in the neighbourhood. On my mobile phone.

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When you say "mobile phone", why do you point at that blue box?

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Because it's a surprisingly accurate description.

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OK, we're finished now.

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Oi, no, look...

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DOOR CLOSES

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FLOORBOARDS CREAK

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Angie?

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Angie, are you upstairs?

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Angie, are you still here?

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FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

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Hello.

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Hello.

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Are you a friend of Angie's?

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I'm a friend of Angie's.

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What were you doing upstairs?

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I was upstairs.

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I know you, don't I?

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You know me...don't you?

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WHIRRING

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CLICKING AND WHIRRING

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Right, don't be a monk.

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Monks are not cool!

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Ah-ha!

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Clara?

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-HE KNOCKS ON DOOR

-Clara?

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Hello?

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See? Look, it's me! De-monked.

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Sensible clothes. Erm, can I come in now?

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I don't understand.

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-Could you just open the door?

-I don't know...

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Of course you can!

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..where I am.

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I don't know where I am.

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Where am I? Please tell me where I am!

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I don't know where I am. I don't know where I am!

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Clara! Clara?

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I don't know where I am!

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I don't understand. I don't know where I am!

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I don't know where I am! I don't understand! I don't know where I am!

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Where am I? I don't know where I am.

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I don't know where I am.

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BEEPING

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I've got a problem!

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ELECTRONIC CRACKLING

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A walking base station.

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A walking Wi-Fi base station, hoovering up data.

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Hoovering up people!

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Oh, no, you don't.

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Oh, no, you don't.

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It's like someone is trying to reverse an upload.

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Is that possible?

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If the upload isn't fully integrated yet - in theory, yes.

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BEEPING

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

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Not this time, Clara, I promise you.

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Can you stop this?

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No!

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CLICKING AND WHIRRING

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SHE MOANS AND COUGHS

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It's OK, it's OK. You're fine, you're back. Yes, you are.

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Yes, you are.

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Well?

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Our hacker sent us a message.

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I assume he's talking about the girl.

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Get out. I have to speak to the client.

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Sir. The one you told me about. He's here.

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The Doctor is here.

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DOOR CLOSES

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Hello?

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Hello. Are you all right?

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I'm in bed.

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-Yes.

-Don't remember going.

-No.

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What did I miss?

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Oh, quite a lot, actually.

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Angie called, she's going to stay over at Nina's.

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Apparently that's all completely fine and you shouldn't

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worry like you always do, for God's sake, get off her back.

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Also, your dad phoned. Mainly about the government.

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He seems very cross with them, I've got several pages on that.

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I said I'd look into it.

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I fixed that rattling noise in the washing machine,

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indexed the kitchen cupboards, optimised the photosynthesis

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in the main flowerbed and assembled the quadrocycle.

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Assembled the what?

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I found a disassembled quadrocycle in the garage.

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I don't think you did.

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(I invented the quadrocycle!)

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What happened to me?

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Don't you remember?

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I was scared. Really scared.

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I didn't know where I was.

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Do you know now?

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Yes.

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Well, then, you should go to sleep, because you're safe now, I promise.

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Goodnight, Clara.

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Are you guarding me?

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Well, yes. Yes, I am.

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SHE GIGGLES

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Are you seriously going to sit down there all night?

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Yes. I promise. I won't budge from this spot.

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Well, then. I'll have to come to you.

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Eh?

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I take it the girl's inside. And alive?

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Yes.

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Alexei, I need you to do something creative about that.

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CLICKING AND BEEPING

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I like your house.

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It isn't mine, I'm a friend of the family.

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Do you look after the kids?

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Oh, yes, you're a governess, aren't you, just like...

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Just like what?

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Just like...

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..I thought you probably would be.

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Are you going to explain what happened to me?

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There's something in the Wi-Fi.

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-OK.

-This whole world is swimming in Wi-Fi.

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We're living in a Wi-Fi soup! Suppose something got inside it.

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Suppose there was something living in the Wi-Fi,

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harvesting human minds, extracting them.

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Imagine that.

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Human souls trapped like flies in the World Wide Web,

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stuck for ever, crying out for help.

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Isn't that basically Twitter?

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What's that face for?

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A computer can hack another computer.

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A living, sentient computer...

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Maybe that could hack people. Edit them. Rewrite them.

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Why would you say that?

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Because a few hours ago you knew nothing about the internet.

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And you just made a joke about Twitter.

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Oh.

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Oh. That's weird.

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I know all about computers now in my head.

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Where did that come from?

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You were uploaded for a while.

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Wherever you were, you brought something extra back.

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Which I very much doubt you're going to be allowed to keep.

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CRACKLING AND WHIRRING

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-You and me, inside that box, now.

-I'm sorry?

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-Just get inside.

-Both of us?

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Trust me, you'll understand once we're in there.

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-I bet I will!

-Clara, please!

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What is that box, anyway? Why do you have a box?

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-Clara!

-Is it like a snogging booth?

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-A what?!

-Is that what you do, you bring a booth?

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There's such a thing as too keen.

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Clara, look around you!

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What's going on? Is the Wi-Fi switching on the lights?

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No. The people are switching on the lights.

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The Wi-Fi is switching on the people.

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CLICKING AND WHIRRING

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What is that thing?

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A walking base station, you saw one earlier.

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I saw a little girl.

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Must have taken an image from your subconscious, thrown it back at you.

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Active camouflage!

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(They could be everywhere!)

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Doctor! Doctor!

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What's going on?

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Do we need another London-wide activation?

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We can't always pass it off as a riot.

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All our lights on, everyone else's off. Why?

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PLANE ENGINE HUMS

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Some planes have Wi-Fi.

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I'm sorry?

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We must be one hell of a target right now.

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You, me, box, now!

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Yes, it's a spaceship. Yes, it's bigger on the inside.

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No, I don't have time to talk about it.

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But...but...but...it's...

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Shut up, please, short hops are difficult.

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Bigger. On the inside. Actually bigger.

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METAL THRUMMING

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-Right, come on!

-Are we going back out there?

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We've moved. It's a spaceship, we flew away.

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-Away from the plane?

-Not exactly!

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HE ROARS

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SHE SCREAMS

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How did we get here?

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It's a ship, I told you, it's all very sciency!

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Is this the plane, the actual plane? Are they all dead?

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Asleep, switched off by the Wi-Fi, never mind them!

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GASPING

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What is going on? Is this real? Please tell me what is happening!

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I'm the Doctor. I'm an alien from outer space.

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I'm 1,000 years old. I've got two hearts.

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And I can't fly a plane, can you?

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No!

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Fine, let's do it together.

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THEY SCREAM

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HE LAUGHS

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Do you think a victory roll would be too show-offy?

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What the hell's going on?

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Well, I'm blocking your Wi-Fi, so you're waking up for a start.

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Tell you what, do you want to drive?

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I don't understand what's happened. That box, where's it gone?

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Find that box!

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OK. When are you going to explain what the hell is going on?

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Breakfast.

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What? I ain't waiting till breakfast.

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It's a time machine. You never have to wait for breakfast.

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APPLAUSE

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Thank you, thank you. Yes, magic blue box.

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All donations gratefully accepted. Roll up, roll up, give us your dosh.

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Pennies, pounds, anything you've got.

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Keep collecting, we need enough for breakfast.

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Just popping back to the garage.

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Garage?

0:26:000:26:01

This way.

0:26:110:26:13

So, this is tomorrow, then? Tomorrow's come early.

0:26:130:26:16

No, it came at the usual time. We just took a short cut.

0:26:160:26:20

Thank you, thank you. Tomorrow, a camel! Clara!

0:26:200:26:25

What's happening?

0:26:330:26:34

Blue box. Southbank! Definitely wasn't there five minutes ago.

0:26:340:26:37

Are we sure this time? Earl's Court was an embarrassment.

0:26:370:26:41

If you've got a flying time machine, why are we on a motorbike?

0:26:540:26:58

I don't take the TARDIS into battle.

0:26:580:27:00

Because it's made of wood?

0:27:000:27:02

Because it's the most powerful ship in the universe

0:27:020:27:04

and I don't want it falling into the wrong hands. OK?

0:27:040:27:07

I do love London. So many cameras.

0:27:210:27:25

So, if we can travel anywhere in time and space,

0:27:300:27:33

why did we travel to the morning? What's the point in that?

0:27:330:27:36

Whoever's after us spent the whole night looking for us.

0:27:360:27:39

Are you tired?

0:27:390:27:40

Yes.

0:27:400:27:41

Then imagine how they feel. They came the long way round.

0:27:410:27:45

They've got to be close, definitely London,

0:27:450:27:48

going by the signal distribution.

0:27:480:27:50

I can hack the lowest level of their operating system,

0:27:500:27:53

but I can't establish a physical location, the security's too good.

0:27:530:27:56

-Are you an alien?

-I am, yes. OK with that?

0:27:560:27:58

-Fine, yeah. I think I'm fine.

-Oh, good.

0:27:580:28:00

So what happens if you do find them? What then?

0:28:000:28:03

I don't know. I can't tell the future, I just work there.

0:28:030:28:05

-You don't have a plan?

-You know what I always say about plans?

0:28:050:28:08

-What?

-I don't have one.

-People always have plans.

0:28:080:28:11

Yes. Yes, I suppose they do.

0:28:130:28:15

So tell me, how long have you been looking after those kids?

0:28:150:28:18

About a year, since their mum died.

0:28:180:28:20

OK. But why you?

0:28:200:28:22

Family friend, I get that, but there must have been others.

0:28:220:28:25

Why did it have to be you?

0:28:250:28:26

I mean, you don't really seem like a nanny.

0:28:260:28:29

Gimme!

0:28:290:28:31

Sorry, what?

0:28:310:28:33

You need to know where they physically are. Their exact location.

0:28:330:28:36

-Yes.

-I can do it.

-Oi! I need that!

0:28:360:28:38

You've hacked the lower operating system.

0:28:380:28:40

I'll have their physical location in under five minutes.

0:28:400:28:42

-Go and get a coffee.

-If I can't find them, you can't.

0:28:420:28:44

They uploaded me, remember. I've got computing stuff in my head.

0:28:440:28:47

-So do I.

-I have insane hacking skills.

0:28:470:28:49

I'm from space, and the future, with two hearts and...27 brains.

0:28:490:28:52

And I can find them in under five minutes, plus photographs. 27?

0:28:520:28:55

OK, slight exaggeration.

0:28:550:28:57

Coffee - go get. Five minutes, I promise.

0:28:570:29:00

The security is absolute.

0:29:030:29:05

It's never about the security, it's about the people.

0:29:050:29:09

Why do you keep looking at me like that?

0:29:190:29:22

Sorry, no, it's nothing. It's just...you're a nanny.

0:29:220:29:24

Isn't that a bit...Victorian?

0:29:240:29:27

Victorian?

0:29:270:29:28

You're young, shouldn't you be doing, you know, young things?

0:29:280:29:31

With-with-with...young people?

0:29:310:29:34

-What, like you, for instance? Down, boy!

-No, no, I didn't...

0:29:340:29:38

Shut up!

0:29:380:29:41

HE GASPS

0:29:410:29:42

SHE GIGGLES

0:29:420:29:45

Ooh!

0:29:500:29:52

Two more cappuccinos over there, please.

0:29:520:29:55

One moment, sir.

0:29:550:29:57

CRACKLING

0:29:570:29:59

You realise you haven't the slightest chance

0:29:590:30:01

of saving your little friend?

0:30:010:30:04

-Sorry, what?

-I said one moment, sir.

0:30:040:30:08

I said, there is not the slightest chance you can

0:30:080:30:11

save your little friend.

0:30:110:30:13

And don't annoy the old man, he isn't, in fact, speaking.

0:30:130:30:17

I'm speaking. Just using whatever's to hand.

0:30:190:30:22

Oh, she's rather pretty, isn't she? Do you like her?

0:30:220:30:27

I can make her like you too, if you want.

0:30:270:30:29

You all right, sir?

0:30:300:30:32

Um, yes. Yes, fine.

0:30:330:30:37

You OK?

0:30:460:30:48

Sure, setting up stuff, need a user name.

0:30:480:30:50

Learning fast.

0:30:500:30:51

Clara Oswald for the win! Oswin!

0:30:510:30:54

You could always call me Oswin, seeing as that's my name.

0:30:540:30:58

Now I want you to take a look around.

0:31:030:31:05

Go on. Have a little stroll.

0:31:050:31:07

And see how impossible your situation is.

0:31:070:31:10

Go on. Take a look, I do love showing off.

0:31:100:31:14

Just let me show you what control of the Wi-Fi can do for one.

0:31:240:31:28

-Stop!

-Stop!

0:31:280:31:30

TV CONTINUES PLAYING

0:31:320:31:34

I saw what you can do last night.

0:31:380:31:40

And clear!

0:31:400:31:42

We can hack anyone in the Wi-Fi,

0:31:480:31:50

once they've been exposed long enough.

0:31:500:31:52

So there's one of your walking base stations somewhere close.

0:31:520:31:54

-There's always...

-Someone close.

0:31:540:31:56

We've released thousands into the world.

0:31:560:32:00

They home in on the Wi-Fi like rats sniffing cheese.

0:32:000:32:03

There's something up with the webcams.

0:32:100:32:13

SHE GIGGLES

0:32:150:32:16

I don't know who you are or why you're doing this,

0:32:160:32:18

but the people of this world will not be harmed,

0:32:180:32:20

they will not be controlled, they will not be...

0:32:200:32:23

-The people of this world are in no...

-Danger whatsoever.

0:32:230:32:26

My client requires a steady diet of living human minds.

0:32:260:32:30

Healthy, free-range human minds.

0:32:300:32:33

He loves and cares for humanity. In fact, he can't get enough of it.

0:32:330:32:36

It's obscene. It's murder.

0:32:360:32:38

It's life.

0:32:380:32:40

The farmer tends his flock like a loving parent.

0:32:400:32:43

The abattoir is not a contradiction.

0:32:430:32:45

No-one loves cattle more than Burger King.

0:32:450:32:48

I'm sure of it, someone's hacking the webcams. All of them.

0:32:500:32:53

Everybody check your webcams!

0:32:530:32:55

But what would be the point, taking mug-shots of us lot?

0:32:550:32:58

Who's on Facebook?

0:33:030:33:05

Bebo? Myspace? Habbo?

0:33:100:33:13

Put your hands down if you didn't mention where you work.

0:33:160:33:19

This ends. I am going to end this today!

0:33:330:33:37

How? You don't even know...

0:33:370:33:39

Where we are.

0:33:390:33:41

Who's doing this? Who is your client? Hmm? Answer me!

0:33:410:33:46

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:33:480:33:49

Miss Kizlet, we have a problem!

0:33:490:33:52

-I did it. I really did, I did it. I found them.

-You found them.

0:33:560:34:00

-The Shard. They're in the Shard. Floor 65.

-Floor 65.

0:34:000:34:03

Are you listening to me, Doctor? I found them!

0:34:030:34:05

I'm listening to you. You found them.

0:34:050:34:07

CLICKING AND WHIRRING

0:34:100:34:12

We've got her! This time, we've really got her!

0:34:310:34:34

Clara! Clara!

0:34:390:34:42

Doctor? Doctor, help me. I don't know where I am.

0:34:420:34:46

I don't understand. I don't know where I am! Please help me.

0:34:490:34:54

I don't know where I am!

0:34:540:34:55

I don't know where I am. Doctor, please, please, help me.

0:34:550:34:59

I don't know where I am.

0:34:590:35:02

Doctor, help me.

0:35:020:35:04

CHATTERING: Help! Help! Please!

0:35:040:35:07

Should we pulp her? Or keep her as a hostage?

0:35:070:35:10

There's no point, she's fully integrated now,

0:35:100:35:13

she can't be downloaded again. I'm sure he knows that.

0:35:130:35:16

I'm not sure he does.

0:35:160:35:18

He's coming.

0:35:180:35:19

We could stop him, I suppose.

0:35:460:35:48

Why bother? It might be quite funny.

0:35:480:35:51

Really, Doctor, a motorbike? It hardly seems like you.

0:35:560:36:01

I rode this in the Anti-Grav Olympics, 2074. I came last.

0:36:010:36:06

The building is in lock-down. I'm afraid you're not coming in.

0:36:060:36:10

Did you even hear the word Anti-Grav?

0:36:100:36:12

ENGINE ROARS

0:36:120:36:15

Seriously? He can do that? He can really, actually do that?

0:36:210:36:25

-Oh...

-Dear...

-Lord.

0:36:250:36:28

LOUD CRASH

0:36:390:36:41

I think that was your office.

0:36:410:36:44

Excuse me, I believe it's someone to see me.

0:36:440:36:47

Do come in.

0:36:550:36:57

Download her.

0:36:570:36:59

Sorry about the draught.

0:36:590:37:02

Download her back into her body, right now.

0:37:020:37:05

-I can't.

-Yes, you can.

0:37:050:37:07

She's a fully integrated part of the data cloud now.

0:37:070:37:11

She can't be separated.

0:37:110:37:12

Then download the entire cloud. Everyone you've trapped in there.

0:37:120:37:15

You realise what would happen?

0:37:150:37:17

Yes, those still with bodies to go home to would be free.

0:37:170:37:20

A tiny number. Most would simply die.

0:37:200:37:23

They'd be released from a living hell.

0:37:230:37:26

It's the best you can do for them, so give the order.

0:37:260:37:30

And why would I do that?

0:37:300:37:32

Because I'm going to motivate you.

0:37:320:37:34

Any second now.

0:37:340:37:36

You ridiculous man! Why did you even come here? Whatever for?

0:37:380:37:42

-I didn't.

-What?

0:37:420:37:44

I'm still in the cafe.

0:37:440:37:45

I'm finishing my coffee. Lovely spot.

0:37:450:37:49

What are you talking about?

0:37:490:37:50

You hack people. Me? I'm old-fashioned.

0:37:500:37:54

I hack technology.

0:37:560:37:58

Here's your motivation!

0:37:580:38:00

CLICKING AND WHIRRING

0:38:000:38:02

No. No. No!

0:38:060:38:10

Not me! Not me!

0:38:100:38:13

Put me back! Put me back! Download me at once!

0:38:180:38:24

That is an order! That is an order!

0:38:240:38:28

But she's fully integrated now. We'd have to download the entire cloud.

0:38:300:38:34

We can't do that.

0:38:340:38:36

No. We can't.

0:38:360:38:38

Download me!

0:38:380:38:41

Download me!

0:38:590:39:01

CRACKLING

0:39:010:39:02

Do what she says!

0:39:020:39:04

Doctor?

0:39:340:39:35

Doctor!

0:39:440:39:46

Doctor!

0:39:480:39:49

You have no right to be in this office,

0:39:490:39:51

and I am demanding that you leave at once!

0:39:510:39:53

This building is under UNIT's control.

0:39:530:39:55

What is UNIT? I've never heard of you!

0:39:550:39:57

I suggest you calm down, sir.

0:39:570:39:59

UNIT are here, friends of the Doctor, I presume.

0:40:010:40:04

Oh, old friends, very old friends.

0:40:040:40:07

Then I appear to have failed you, Great Intelligence.

0:40:070:40:10

I have feasted on many minds, I have grown.

0:40:100:40:13

But now, it is time for you to reduce.

0:40:130:40:17

You've been whispering in my ear so long,

0:40:170:40:20

I'm not sure I remember what I was before.

0:40:200:40:23

Goodbye, Miss Kizlet.

0:40:230:40:25

BUZZING AND SCREAMING

0:40:380:40:40

Sorry, where am I? What am I doing here?

0:40:510:40:57

Are you soldiers? What's happening? How did I get here?

0:40:570:41:01

-Excuse me, where are the toilets?

-The toilets?

0:41:010:41:04

I'm here to fix the toilets, the gents.

0:41:040:41:06

How long have I been here?

0:41:080:41:09

Stay where you are! Ma'am, identify yourself!

0:41:110:41:15

Where are my mummy and daddy?

0:41:190:41:21

They said they wouldn't be long.

0:41:220:41:25

Are they coming back?

0:41:270:41:29

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:41:450:41:47

Come in.

0:41:470:41:48

So. He comes back, does he?

0:41:520:41:55

You didn't answer my question.

0:41:550:41:58

What question?

0:41:580:41:59

You don't seem like a nanny.

0:42:020:42:04

I was going to travel.

0:42:070:42:09

I came to stay for a week before I left

0:42:090:42:12

and during that week...

0:42:120:42:14

She died, so you're returning the favour.

0:42:160:42:20

You've got 101 places to see,

0:42:220:42:25

and you haven't been to any of them, have you?

0:42:250:42:27

That's why you keep the book.

0:42:270:42:29

I keep the book cos I'm still going.

0:42:290:42:33

But you don't run out on the people you care about.

0:42:350:42:39

Wish I was more like that.

0:42:390:42:40

You know, the thing about a time machine,

0:42:430:42:46

you can run away all you like and still be home in time for tea,

0:42:460:42:50

so what do you say?

0:42:500:42:52

Anywhere. All of time and space, right outside those doors.

0:42:540:42:58

-SHE LAUGHS Does this work?

-Eh?

0:43:000:43:03

Is this actually what you do?

0:43:030:43:05

Do you just crook your finger

0:43:050:43:06

and people just jump in your snog box and fly away?

0:43:060:43:09

-It is not a snog box!

-I'll be the judge of that!

0:43:090:43:11

Starting when?

0:43:110:43:13

Come back tomorrow, ask me again.

0:43:190:43:23

Why?

0:43:230:43:24

Cos tomorrow, I might say yes.

0:43:240:43:27

Some time after 7.00 OK for you?

0:43:270:43:30

It's a time machine, any time's OK.

0:43:300:43:33

See you then.

0:43:330:43:34

Clara?

0:43:340:43:36

-Uh-huh?

-In your book there was a leaf, why?

0:43:360:43:40

That wasn't a leaf, that was page one.

0:43:400:43:45

Right then, Clara Oswald. Time to find out who you are.

0:43:540:43:59

METALLIC THRUMMING

0:44:040:44:06

-What do you want to see?

-Something awesome.

0:44:130:44:15

-Akhaten.

-Can we see it, up close?

0:44:150:44:17

Oh! Are you OK?

0:44:170:44:19

-Have you seen her?

-Who?

0:44:190:44:20

I'm Merry Gehlal.

0:44:200:44:22

The Queen of Years.

0:44:220:44:23

I'm the vessel of our history.

0:44:230:44:25

What's happening, is that supposed to happen? Doctor!

0:44:250:44:28

We don't walk away.

0:44:280:44:30

Merry!

0:44:300:44:31

GROWLING

0:44:310:44:33

SHE SCREAMS

0:44:330:44:34

I'm armed...with a screwdriver!

0:44:340:44:36

Grandfather's away.

0:44:360:44:38

ROARING

0:44:380:44:39

You have it all!

0:44:390:44:42

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