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Come on, Lauren, I ain't a charity. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
If you want paying, get yourself down the car lot. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Dad, there's more to life than work, you know. | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
-I'll remind you when you're complaining about pay. -Mum needs someone there. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
No, darling, I'll be fine. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Go on. Those cars ain't going to flog themselves, are they? | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
Don't slam the door. Oscar's still sleeping. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
What time's the nurse coming? | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
Any minute now. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:58 | |
-Want me to stay? -No, no, course not. I'll be fine. | 0:00:58 | 0:01:01 | |
-See you. -OK. | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
Right, you round up the peasants, I'll book that khazi. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:26 | |
I want an open bar, full catering, the works. And maybe, like, a little private area, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:31 | |
-to keep the riff-raff out. -Showing off? Like your style. | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
No, it's just a public declaration of our love. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
-Oh, yeah... -Showing off's just a bonus. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
And can you make sure that Alfie doesn't charge us? | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
Because I might be rich, but I still like a bargain. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
You throwing crockery again? | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
Stupid thing flew out of my hand. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:00 | |
Or maybe something else was on your mind. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
You know, the sooner you do something about this, the better. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
That money is cursed. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Why would it be cursed? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:08 | |
Because everything that that man touched turned to poison. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:12 | |
-Tam and Afia need to know. -It's like he's still here. Watching. Manipulating. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Zainab... just do this one last thing. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:22 | |
Then we can put him in the past, where he belongs. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Put the kettle on, darling. I'm gasping. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Mum, you can't be here. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
I want a cuppa, not a kidney. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
-Couldn't you have one at home? -I can't. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
Dot and Rose are having another stand-off about who bought the last box of teabags. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:45 | |
It's like living in a French & Saunders sketch. | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Have one at the cafe and I'll meet you. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
-Anyone'd think you were trying to get rid of me. -I am. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
Hello? Tanya? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Hello. Would you give me a minute? Mum, you have to go. | 0:02:56 | 0:03:01 | |
Who's this then? | 0:03:01 | 0:03:03 | |
This is my nurse. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
Jacqui Aspinall. Hello. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
Hello. Cora Cross. Tanya's mother. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:10 | |
Nice to meet you. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
Is this about next week's scan? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:13 | |
Yeah. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Right, Jacqui, sit down. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
We need to talk about some other things, Mum. Personal things. | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
Oh, right. Bedroom stuff. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
Mum, could you just go to the...? | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Now, you girls make yourselves comfortable. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
I'm going to put the kettle on. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
We spent the whole weekend in luxury. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Chocolates, champagne, Jacuzzi. Barely even left the hotel room. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
Can't believe you're going to be a Moon. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
Oh, no way I'm giving up the Butcher name again. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
-Not for anyone. -Save changing it back in six months though. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
What a dark and cynical world you must live in. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
Come to the engagement party and we'll turn your frown upside down. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:58 | |
-I can't, Janine. I've got the kids. -OK, well, get Carol to take them to the cinema. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:03 | |
No excuses. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Cheers. Better be free drink though, eh? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Oh, free drinks, catering, the whole lot. I'll see you at seven. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:14 | |
Free drinks? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Yes, I am in. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
You working? | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
Well, I've got a splitting headache. Didn't get much sleep. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
-Not surprised. You not up for a big night out then? -Er, yes! Hello? Manic Mondays! | 0:04:23 | 0:04:27 | |
No, Janine's engagement party tonight at the Vic. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
All right. Well, we'll go in there, get all the free drink, and then go to R&R. I'll get Lucy involved. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:35 | |
Oi, doll? Pass the sugar, will you? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:38 | |
Ta. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
Sounds all right, don't it? We can make a night of it. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
You don't even know Janine, Mum. Anyway, you're not drinking. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:47 | |
I can have an orange juice. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
How many times? I'm taking the pills. I am clean. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
Now stop worrying about me and focus on keeping Mr Moneybags happy. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:58 | |
He is happy. We're fine. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:02 | |
But the clock is ticking, Mand. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
And one day, those rose-coloured specs are going to fog right up. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
-Michael Moon, having a baby and getting married! -Must be in one of them parallel universes. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:14 | |
-Janine's a bit high maintenance. -So's he. -This one's on the house. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
-Congratulations. Just leave a few quid behind the bar though, yeah? -Nice one. -That's why he's doing it. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:23 | |
-He's going to knock her off and take her money. -Seven o'clock, yeah? -Yeah. -Lovely. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
That's when the little hand's on the seven. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
All right, Max, what can I get you? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:38 | |
You ain't seen Roxy, have you? She wanted to talk to me about a motor. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:43 | |
-No chance, mate. She's taken Amy away on holiday for a week. -Oh, right. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
-Listen, how's the missus? -Yeah, she's got the final scan next week. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:50 | |
But hopefully she'll get the all-clear. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:52 | |
Give her my love, yeah? If I see Rox, I'll tell her to give you a call. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
No, s'all right. Don't worry. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Max is pinning all his hopes on it. They all are. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
The truth is... I don't even want to go. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:04 | |
It may be good news. | 0:06:04 | 0:06:06 | |
Even if it is, it's not going to make everything normal again, is it? | 0:06:06 | 0:06:10 | |
There is no normal any more. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Everything's changed. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
With Max, I used to be... | 0:06:16 | 0:06:20 | |
really... | 0:06:20 | 0:06:21 | |
We were a physical couple. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Now it's like... | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
It's like I'm faulty or something. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
It's not easy to resume a sexual relationship after treatment. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:38 | |
He tries to be understanding. But I can see it. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
I can see him blaming me. And hating himself for it. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
Forget about Max for a moment. Tell me what you want. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:48 | |
It's the last thing I feel like doing. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:50 | |
I've seen lots of women in your position, Tanya. And I've found the best way forward | 0:06:50 | 0:06:54 | |
is for both partners to sit down | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
and have an open and frank discussion. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Talk to Max. Then take your time. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Only do what you feel comfortable with. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
And if he's got a problem with that, send him to me. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
I've got a nice pair of scissors that'll solve everything. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
Biscuit? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
What's that? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:27 | |
It's an envelope. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
Read it. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
It's Dad's inheritance. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Your father and I have been talking. About what to do with it. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:43 | |
Bin it. | 0:07:43 | 0:07:44 | |
It's a lot of money. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
Find a really large bin. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:47 | |
We were thinking that maybe you two should have it. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
Us? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Yes. You've been through so much. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
I don't want anything from that man. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Afia? What do you think? | 0:07:58 | 0:08:01 | |
I don't know. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:02 | |
Something good has got to come out of all this, all right? | 0:08:04 | 0:08:08 | |
You can do whatever you like with it. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:10 | |
Trust me, a round-the-world trip or a real-life TARDIS... | 0:08:10 | 0:08:16 | |
it's not going to make up for what happened. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:20 | |
I'll talk to him. We'll think about it. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
No, we won't. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:26 | |
Can we at least discuss it? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
-No. -Maybe they're right. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
I don't want his money. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Maybe he owes you. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
How many times, Afia? No. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:41 | |
You see? That money's toxic. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:50 | |
A night out. That's what you need. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
We've got Oscar. | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
I'll look after Oscar. Nice meal, a couple of bottles of good wine. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:01 | |
Everything'll look better. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
-Tan? -In here. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
Hello, mate. All right, Cora? | 0:09:10 | 0:09:14 | |
-You all right? -Yeah. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:15 | |
-Nurse been? -Yeah. All fine. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
Yeah, good. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
-You ain't seen Lauren, have you? -She's not here. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
Probably skiving off with Lucy. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Forget about Lauren. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Give your wallet a refill. You're taking Tanya out. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:36 | |
I thought we could, um... have a meal. Just the two of us. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
Yeah. Sounds lovely. Leave it to me, I'll sort it out. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:44 | |
Great. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:46 | |
See? You don't need no nurse's advice. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:51 | |
Not when you got your old mum. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
Oh, here they are - the soon-to-be happy couple. Mr and Mrs Moon. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
Fat chance, Alfie. Think you'll find she's keeping her own name. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-Mr and Mrs Butcher, then. -Can we have some champagne, please, Alfie? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:06 | |
-Coming up, sweetheart. -Sorry. I should've told you. -Yeah, you should. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Is it a problem? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
I've got plenty of time to change your mind. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
-Oh, I love a man with confidence. -Then you're going to love me. -We'll see about that. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:18 | |
-Where's the champagne? -Oh, I hate doing this. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
I can never get the cork out. And then when I do it just sprays everywhere. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:26 | |
Give it to me, give it to me. Not sure how Kat'll feel about Janine being in the family. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:31 | |
-Don't expect me to buy her a Christmas present. -Yeah, I'm thinking maybe, what - Dalmatians? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:36 | |
Janice? What's with the rope? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
It's a VIP section. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Janine, hope you've been stashing your cash, darling. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
That ain't love in his eyes. It's pound signs. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
For your information, Michael and I have an arrangement. This has nothing to do with money. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:52 | |
-What sort of arrangement? -What, like a pre-nup? | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Yeah, she's not getting her hands on my pension. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
-That's not very romantic, is it, eh? -Practical, though. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Hey! Another glass of champagne for Kimberley, please. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:04 | |
I wouldn't make you sign a pre-nup. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
If we were married, I'd share everything. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
What, like your junk shop? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
-Oh, babe, I was only joking. -It is a nice junk shop. | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
Yeah, I know. This is lovely. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Come on, let's duck back there. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
I'll give you an access-all-areas tour. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:25 | |
-It's your brother's engagement. -So? He won't care. Go on. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:30 | |
No. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
-This better not be just lemonade. -I told Jean it was for Kim. It's vodka. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:39 | |
Nice one. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
Dad just reckons Michael's marrying her for the money. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
-Meanwhile, he's got Mandy living under his roof. -And her mum. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Don't start. Tonight is all about having fun. Until tomorrow, nothing else matters. Yeah? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
-Cheers to that. -Yeah, cheers. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:57 | |
Where are you going? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
Going out. I scrub up all right, don't I? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Oh, don't look like that. I won't touch a drop. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:13 | |
Mum, why don't you just stay with me and we'll watch telly? | 0:12:13 | 0:12:16 | |
Do me a favour. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
When there's a pub full of blokes out there? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-Anyway, I've got my eye on that postman. -Mandy? -Yeah? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
-Couldn't come and give us a hand, love, could you? -In the chippy? | 0:12:24 | 0:12:28 | |
We're out of soft drinks. Need somebody to get some. It's going to be carnage in there tonight. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:33 | |
I would, but I'm a bit worried about Mum. The minute my back's turned, | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
she's going to be down the Vic on the lash. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:38 | |
I can hear you. And I won't. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
-I don't trust her. -You're going to have to start sometime. | 0:12:41 | 0:12:44 | |
I will wait here until you get back, OK? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
Then you can come with me. Keep your distance. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:50 | |
I don't want you cramping my style. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:52 | |
Please? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:53 | |
All right. Mum, look - just wait here, yeah? I won't be long. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
Oi! That was mine. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:17 | |
All right, chill out. It's a free bar. Get another one. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
-Alfie? -Yes, darling? -Hi. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:24 | |
Can I have a vodka cranberry, please? | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
-OK, come on, darling, you know I can't serve you alcohol. -Will you get me one? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
Why don't I get you a soft drink, yeah? | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
No, you're all right. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Well, we're ditching this for Manic Mondays anyway. You up for it? | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
Nah. Better stay with the family. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
Come on, it's boring here. Let's bring those pecs somewhere else. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:45 | |
Lauren? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
Oh, come here. I'm only joking. You coming? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:52 | |
No, I'm going to stay here. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:55 | |
Oh, right... Fatboy's DJing. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
-I know. I'm fine. -Your loss. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
Unless you want to lose a clump of that nice hair, get out my way. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
All right. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:10 | |
Are you one of Janine's mates? If not, you have to stay that side and pay for your own drinks. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:17 | |
It's all right, doll. Me and Janine, we go way back. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
Yes, please... | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
Let's get out of here. It's prozzie o'clock. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
-You know that's Mandy's mum. -What, the alky? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:29 | |
40 years of drinking, that's what you'll look like. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Yeah? Well, remind me to pick up some moisturiser then. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:36 | |
-Can you say something, please? -Table two need more water. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:41 | |
Really mature(!) | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
I just want things to go back to how they were before. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
How? You got that real-life TARDIS stashed in the kitchen? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
-That money could help us. -If you do, I wouldn't mind going back and finding out who shot JFK. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
-After we've stopped Jedward's parents meeting. -Tam! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
-You having the tandoori again? -Yeah. Korma? -Dunno why we bother looking. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:03 | |
-Go somewhere else if you want? -No, it's fine. It's fine. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:07 | |
Did you manage to get hold of Lauren? | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
No. She's not answering her phone. | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
She's probably worried, that's all. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
-Skiving off ain't going to help, is it? -Go easy on her, please. For me. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
So...what did the nurse say? | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Maybe you should... just try Lauren again, will you? | 0:15:29 | 0:15:32 | |
-Check and see if she's all right. -Yeah. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
Aagh! It's my dad. I wish he'd take the hint. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
-Maybe you shouldn't bunk off work? -Work is not everything, Lucy. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
My mum worked hard for years and look what good that's done her. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
What's the point if you can't just have a little bit of fun, | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
d'you know what I mean? Same again, please. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Take it easy. You just got here. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:57 | |
The drinks are two pound for the next ten minutes. Oh, shots! We should get some shots! | 0:15:57 | 0:16:02 | |
-I can't, man. -What? Come on, Fats. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:05 | |
-Excuse me, three shots, please. The Terminator ones. -Nah, babe. I can't, man. I need this job. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:10 | |
-Less work, more play. -Yeah, but play ain't going to pay the bills, sweetie, OK? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:15 | |
That's why you'll be single for the rest of your life. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Thanks, babe(!) | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
-Fats! I was joking. -Nah, nah, it's all right. It's cool. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:24 | |
Bit harsh. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:25 | |
Oh, well. More for us then, innit. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
That's what happens when married couples stop communicating. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
-Sitting in restaurants with nothing to say. -They're not married. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:38 | |
-Yeah, but you know what I mean. -Afia, we are communicating. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
-You think this money's going to solve everything? -It might. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Anyway, I'm tired. I'm going to call it a night. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
I'll get someone to cover. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
No rush. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
Well, I'll come home when I can, yeah? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:55 | |
So, you going to tell me what the nurse said? | 0:16:59 | 0:17:04 | |
I just wanted us to have a nice meal without having to worry about all that stuff. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:08 | |
She said it might be a while | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
before I can...do anything. | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
That's all right. It's all good. | 0:17:16 | 0:17:20 | |
-Nurse's orders. -Yeah. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Sorry. I know it's a bit weird at the moment. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:30 | |
Well, once the scan's out the way, things'll get easier, won't they? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
Next week's going to be a fresh start. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
For us, Lauren, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:44 | |
the whole family. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Better days ahead. | 0:17:47 | 0:17:50 | |
Better days. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
MUSIC BLARES | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
-Lucy! What? -Come sit down. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
-I don't want to sit down. -Just for a minute. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:08 | |
-What d'you think you're doing? -Lucy, now look what you've done. | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
-If you can't handle your drink, go somewhere else, eh? -Oh, I can handle it. -Lauren, no... | 0:18:12 | 0:18:17 | |
-See? -I'm really sorry. -All right. Keep that one. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:21 | |
Thank you. Thank you, sir. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
-Maybe we should go home. -What? No! We're having fun. | 0:18:26 | 0:18:30 | |
-It's not fun anymore, Lauren. -That's your problem, always has been. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:36 | |
-Always been a bit uptight, ain't you? -Right. Come on, let's go. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:41 | |
-I can smell chips. Can you? -No. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
I want some chips. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
-I'm going to get Fatboy. We're going to take you home. All right? -Has he got chips? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:53 | |
Just stay there. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Mum? | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
Mum? | 0:19:05 | 0:19:06 | |
Mum? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
Two quid's worth, please. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
-Lauren, there's a queue. -They don't mind. Sorry, I'm hungry. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
We're all hungry. That's why we're queuing. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
£4.60, please, Kim. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
Oh, mate! | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Get that for me, please, babe. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
If I bend down in this dress, all hell will break loose. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
Lauren! You can't come round here. Back round the other side. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-Ian, I'm hungry. -I don't care. There's a queue. Thank you. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:47 | |
Lauren! | 0:19:49 | 0:19:50 | |
You having a good time? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
Yeah. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
D'you want a better one? | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
Excuse me. Can you get out of the VIP section? | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Like, now! | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
Jean! I don't know who half of these people are. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:06 | |
I let 'em in. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:07 | |
You are meant to be policing the rope, Jean! | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
I'm not a policewoman. And I'm not your lackey. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Billy, can you please help me | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
-get all these people the other side of that rope? -Who? Which ones? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
Use your brain and cross-check them off the guest list. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
I can see who wears the trousers at yours. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:27 | |
Can you just go home, strange woman? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
Before somebody steals your cardboard box. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
Mum? What are you doing? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
I'm just letting me hair down, all right? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:36 | |
-I knew I couldn't trust you. Can't leave you alone for five seconds. -Smell it. Go on, smell it. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:40 | |
It's lemonade. All right? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
-Can't bear to see me have a good time, can you? -Come on, we're going home. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:48 | |
Lauren's gone. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:49 | |
Gone where? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:50 | |
Dunno. She got hammered and did a runner. Fatboy's looking for her. We need your help. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:55 | |
Very classy. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
Where are the parents? That's what you gotta ask yourself, innit? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:05 | |
Probably on their own bender, ain't they? | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Tan. Not our problem. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:11 | |
-Baby, wake up for me, please. -I said she couldn't handle it. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:14 | |
If you're not going to help, move, yeah? Baby, you all right? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:18 | |
Can you open your eyes for me? Come here, baby, it's OK. | 0:21:18 | 0:21:23 | |
It's all right. Breathe. Luce? I've found her, babe. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
Michael. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:36 | |
Needed to get out of there. Doing my brains in. | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
I've been watching you. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Creepy. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
Do you love her? | 0:21:48 | 0:21:49 | |
Do you actually love that woman? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
Getting married to her, ain't I? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
She's dangerous. | 0:21:57 | 0:21:59 | |
That's why everyone's whispering behind your back. They're judging you. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:03 | |
I don't care what those no-marks think. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:06 | |
You're a better liar than me. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
Living in someone else's shadow can be hard work. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:24 | |
You can lose yourself sometimes. | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
That won't happen to me. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:29 | |
Every time you see that scar on her stomach, think about what she's capable of. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:33 | |
She did that to herself. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:35 | |
She twists people until they start thinking, saying, doing stuff | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
that even in their worst nightmares they wouldn't think possible. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
I'm a big boy, Jean. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
I can look after myself. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
If Carol comes back and finds her like that, she's going to lose it. | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
-She can't go home like this. -Not on her back. In case she's sick. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:59 | |
-Great(!) -I'll get a bucket. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
I hope you're happy now, Lucy. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
I didn't think she'd end up like this! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
You know what, I'm going to get her some water, all right? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
We'll sober her up and take her home when her parents are asleep. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:15 | |
Whitney, can you help Lucy find some towels, please? Whitney? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:32 | |
-Just...give me minute, all right? -Babe? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:36 | |
-You coming in, babe? -Yeah. Only be a sec. -Max! Max! | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
It's, um...it's Lauren. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
There's a boyband on TV living like cavemen for a week if you want to pour scorn? | 0:23:57 | 0:24:02 | |
Sure. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Get your comfy gear on then, I'll make some tea. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Tam...I don't want to fight about the money. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
I just thought maybe it could help. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:12 | |
You grassed?! | 0:24:37 | 0:24:39 | |
She needs help! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
-You should've looked out for her! -I'm not her mother! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
-She's going to hate you for this. -At least she'll be alive. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
First of all, thank you very much for coming. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
I'm sure there are plenty of opinions in this room tonight. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
But it seems to me the only opinion that really matters are Janine's and mine. | 0:25:04 | 0:25:10 | |
We're not stupid. We know what we're getting into. It's not going to be easy. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:16 | |
It's not the safe option. But we don't want that. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
We don't want safe. We want...sparks. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:24 | |
And danger. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:28 | |
And surprises. | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
So if you're ready... | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
..for sparks... | 0:25:40 | 0:25:41 | |
..and surprises... | 0:25:43 | 0:25:45 | |
..just say you are. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
I'm ready. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
Good. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
It was Lauren in the gutter. And we just left her there. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
I know. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:35 | |
Better days? They're coming, right? | 0:26:40 | 0:26:45 | |
Yeah. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:50 | |
You're up early. Busy day? | 0:27:01 | 0:27:05 | |
Have you decided what you're going to do yet with your father's money? | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
I don't think it's going to happen. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
Do what you want with it. | 0:27:22 | 0:27:23 | |
You swore you wouldn't do this. | 0:27:31 | 0:27:34 | |
Is that it? Is that everything? | 0:27:34 | 0:27:36 | |
-Someone must have spiked me. -They were forcing vodka down your throat? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
I've had enough of this. Just get upstairs. You're grounded. | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
-Mum! -Get upstairs now! -What? | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
You're treating me like a kid and I'm old enough to do what I want. | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
Come on, you. Come on, let's go. | 0:28:09 | 0:28:14 | |
I'm all right here, thanks. | 0:28:14 | 0:28:17 | |
No, no. You can't sleep here. Not again anyway. Come on. Let's go. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:21 | |
Zainab? | 0:28:23 | 0:28:25 | |
Yes. Me - Zainab. You - Kim. Now come on. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:27 | |
You know what, Zainab? You're a good woman, you know. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:32 | |
Thank you. | 0:28:32 | 0:28:34 | |
But you chose a very bad man. | 0:28:34 | 0:28:36 | |
-Masood's not so bad. -No, not him. Yusef, you know. | 0:28:37 | 0:28:41 | |
-Here, I got a new name for you lot. -Us lot? | 0:28:41 | 0:28:44 | |
Yeah. The Masoods, yeah? Listen, right, check it out. | 0:28:44 | 0:28:47 | |
Th...Badmoods. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
KIM CRACKS UP LAUGHING | 0:28:50 | 0:28:53 | |
I don't think what happened to our family is any laughing matter. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:57 | |
-Do you? -Oh no, no, I'm not saying that it is, right. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
But I always see one of you lot walking around like that. | 0:29:00 | 0:29:03 | |
You see? | 0:29:04 | 0:29:06 | |
Listen - the man's dead. Yeah? You got to move on. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:11 | |
Me and Denise, we got to look at that place every single day. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:15 | |
-And we're still trying. -Well, I can't. | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
So just throw out everything that reminds you of him, innit. | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
I have. Apart from that cursed inheritance, of course. | 0:29:21 | 0:29:24 | |
Oh, yeah? How much is that? | 0:29:24 | 0:29:27 | |
I'm going to give it all away, Kim. | 0:29:30 | 0:29:32 | |
Thank you so much, and I promise you it will go to a good place, | 0:29:33 | 0:29:36 | |
I promise you that. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
Well, you're welcome. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
-What are you doing? -He won't notice three missing. | 0:29:57 | 0:30:00 | |
You obviously don't know Ian very well. | 0:30:00 | 0:30:02 | |
I got a tip. I'll pay it back when I get my winnings, all right? | 0:30:02 | 0:30:06 | |
-That all you want it for? -Yes. I'm not boozing. | 0:30:06 | 0:30:09 | |
Flaming tablets would make me puke, wouldn't they? | 0:30:09 | 0:30:12 | |
Right. I thought maybe later we'd go down the housing. See what they got. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:15 | |
Subtle as a kick in the teeth girl, ain't you, girl? | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
I'm fine here, thanks. | 0:30:18 | 0:30:19 | |
All right, ladies? | 0:30:21 | 0:30:22 | |
What you lost? | 0:30:24 | 0:30:25 | |
Wallet. I can't seem to find it. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
SHE WHISPERS: You left it upstairs. | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
-The Badmoods? -Yes. How dare she? So, we give this money away. | 0:30:43 | 0:30:47 | |
That's not going to help my mood. | 0:30:47 | 0:30:49 | |
At a Khatam, we pray for a fresh start, we bring the family together | 0:30:49 | 0:30:53 | |
and we do what we can to heal them. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:54 | |
Can we just kidnap someone else's family? | 0:30:54 | 0:30:56 | |
Masood, don't. Everyone has noticed. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
No, we have to pray for forgiveness | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
and we need to beg for a fresh start. | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
Could you please book the mosque and make sure that everyone knows? | 0:31:04 | 0:31:07 | |
We are in debt, you know, Zainab. And what about Tam and Afia? | 0:31:07 | 0:31:11 | |
Blessings will be far more important to Tamwar and Afia than money ever will be. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:14 | |
Now if you don't mind, I have a meal to prepare, all right. | 0:31:14 | 0:31:17 | |
Now can you please just book the mosque? | 0:31:17 | 0:31:19 | |
Put that down! | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
What?! | 0:31:23 | 0:31:24 | |
So was Zainab saying she's actually going to give us the money? | 0:31:24 | 0:31:29 | |
As good as. | 0:31:29 | 0:31:30 | |
So what did she say? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
Something about it going to a good place. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
Trust me, it is in the bag. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
She's going to help out her homegirls. You watch. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
Here, get a full English. Treat yourself. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
D'you know what? I think I will. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
Yeah, man. | 0:31:47 | 0:31:49 | |
So who's going to look after the restaurant | 0:31:49 | 0:31:51 | |
while we're at the mosque? | 0:31:51 | 0:31:52 | |
-Tam. -What? | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
-Who's going to look after the restaurant? -Fat Boy. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
No way. There were two complaints last week. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:05 | |
He took the mickey out of a guy for ordering a korma. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
He asked him if he was a wuss. | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
We're not going to be gone long - three covers, tops. | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
I could get that Ali? | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
Mr Cheekbones? You'd like that. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:15 | |
-What did you say? -I said no, there's no need. | 0:32:15 | 0:32:18 | |
-No? -No. -So that's it? Debate over? | 0:32:18 | 0:32:22 | |
OK, Mr Hollis, that sounds acceptable. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
We have a deal. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:30 | |
Thank you. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:32 | |
Well? Spill it then. | 0:32:36 | 0:32:37 | |
Three. | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
Hundred? | 0:32:39 | 0:32:41 | |
Thousand. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:42 | |
Yes! Oh, my God, amazing! You superstar. | 0:32:42 | 0:32:45 | |
Next we could get our own little store. | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
Or maybe even a classier range. or what about a little boutique? | 0:32:47 | 0:32:50 | |
-It'd be amazing. You're amazing. -All right, stud? | 0:32:50 | 0:32:55 | |
Why didn't you tell me? | 0:32:55 | 0:32:56 | |
Because then it wouldn't have been a surprise, would it? | 0:32:56 | 0:33:00 | |
I missed you. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
-I'm not interrupting work, am I? -No, no, no. We're finished. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:11 | |
Oh. Right, well I'll go and sort out the contract then. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:16 | |
Oh, and I'll see you at the Khatam. Bye. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
The what? | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
Oh, it's this religious ceremony thing. Prayer at dad's mosque. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:32 | |
-Is that going to be cool? -We'll get a few looks but so what? | 0:33:32 | 0:33:35 | |
Now, when you say we...? | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
-Oh, I meant the family. -Yeah, course. | 0:33:38 | 0:33:40 | |
-I could ask. -Nah, it's fine. Hey. | 0:33:40 | 0:33:42 | |
Check out my spoils. | 0:33:42 | 0:33:44 | |
Did you even eat? | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
D'you know what I think we should do with it? | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
Buy her out. | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
I mean, why give her money for the divorce and a slice of the profits? | 0:33:54 | 0:33:58 | |
The business was her idea, Christian. | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
Well, I don't care. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:02 | |
Then that way the only time we have to see her | 0:34:02 | 0:34:05 | |
is when we have contact with Yasmin. | 0:34:05 | 0:34:07 | |
-Tea? -Oh, lovely. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:11 | |
More of a sprint than a marathon. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
Don't. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 | |
I was looking for my wallet, weren't I? | 0:34:17 | 0:34:21 | |
That's weird. | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
What is? | 0:34:28 | 0:34:29 | |
I could've sworn... | 0:34:29 | 0:34:31 | |
Ah, there it is. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:33 | |
-What's that? -Oh, just a little something for you. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:37 | |
I should just tell him. | 0:34:45 | 0:34:46 | |
Please, do. There's plenty we could both tell. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:50 | |
Nice and milky. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
Sounds nice but how does it help? | 0:34:59 | 0:35:01 | |
The family that prays together stays together. | 0:35:01 | 0:35:04 | |
I think spending some time in the mosque | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
and then having a big family meal, | 0:35:06 | 0:35:09 | |
that'll be like marking a new beginning for us. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:12 | |
Washing our hands of the past. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:13 | |
So that's it then, is it? Yusef is just a distant memory. | 0:35:13 | 0:35:17 | |
All the scars are healed? | 0:35:17 | 0:35:19 | |
You sound doubtful? | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
-Just, I never knew it was that easy. Show me the way to convert. -It's not that easy. | 0:35:21 | 0:35:25 | |
That money could have done a lot of good for our family. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:28 | |
-The money? -Yeah. -Oh, yeah. Kim did say about that. | 0:35:28 | 0:35:32 | |
-She said you were going to do something nice with it. -We are. | 0:35:32 | 0:35:35 | |
We're donating it to the mosque | 0:35:35 | 0:35:37 | |
and then they'll send it back to Pakistan | 0:35:37 | 0:35:39 | |
and they'll hand it out to the poor. | 0:35:39 | 0:35:42 | |
Charity begins at home, like they say. | 0:35:42 | 0:35:45 | |
Yeah. I suppose. | 0:35:45 | 0:35:47 | |
For eight at 6pm. | 0:35:53 | 0:35:54 | |
Right, see you then. Bye. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:58 | |
He's not getting it. I've shown him a dozen times how to fold a napkin. | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
Got a pen that works? | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
Ali's worked at the Sheesh and the Mahal, | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
and he doesn't have "DJ-ing commitments". | 0:36:09 | 0:36:12 | |
Tell you what. | 0:36:12 | 0:36:14 | |
You let me know when you want to talk to me | 0:36:14 | 0:36:16 | |
and I'll avoid you till then, OK? | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
Car lot quiet? | 0:36:23 | 0:36:25 | |
Yeah. You could hear a pin drop. | 0:36:25 | 0:36:28 | |
You look nice. | 0:36:28 | 0:36:30 | |
Thanks. | 0:36:30 | 0:36:32 | |
I mean, she heard what the doc said and she still takes no notice. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:37 | |
Yeah. See, this is exactly how Rainie started. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
How we going to make her learn? | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
I dunno. Some people just don't, do they? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
I remember when I was 14. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:48 | |
Got mullered. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:49 | |
Got into all my dad's spirits, | 0:36:49 | 0:36:52 | |
put a little bit of each one into a milk bottle, | 0:36:52 | 0:36:55 | |
took it to a house party, downed it in one to impress some bird. | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
Dunno how I got home but when I woke I had one shoe on and a bust lip. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:02 | |
So is there a moral to this tale or...? | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
Put me off milk? | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
Didn't your dad kill you? | 0:37:08 | 0:37:10 | |
Nah, he never found out. I used to... | 0:37:10 | 0:37:14 | |
What? | 0:37:15 | 0:37:16 | |
Where is Madam? She upstairs? | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
-She needed some fresh air. -Babe, I grounded her. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:28 | |
-We go soft on her now, we ain't going to be doing her any favours, are we? -What you doing? | 0:37:28 | 0:37:33 | |
Smell that. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
Not even the Queen Vic waters its spirits down that much. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
-Spiked you? -It could happen. | 0:37:41 | 0:37:44 | |
-Behave. -Oh, why is everyone going on like I'm different? | 0:37:44 | 0:37:47 | |
It was a club, right. Everyone was getting smashed. | 0:37:47 | 0:37:50 | |
YOU was smashed and I was worried about you. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:52 | |
Well, you should have looked after me instead of telling my parents. | 0:37:52 | 0:37:55 | |
-Where's the sisterhood? -Where is it when you try and flirt with him? | 0:37:55 | 0:37:59 | |
-Hey, who can blame her? -Did I even...? | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
If you can't remember, Lauren, then things are starting to get bad. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
Of course I can remember. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:06 | |
-I obviously just had my beer goggles on, didn't I? -Oi. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:09 | |
See you later. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:16 | |
Think about it? | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
-Are you serious? -I thought you'd bite our hand off. -Why? | 0:38:23 | 0:38:26 | |
It frees you up from this place. | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
-You said it was a grubby way to make a living. -I actually enjoy it now. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
-It's nice to know you value our partnership. -Amira, I do, it's just that... -I thought we were a team. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:37 | |
We are. | 0:38:37 | 0:38:38 | |
-Just forget about it. No-one's trying to force you out. -Oh, really? | 0:38:38 | 0:38:42 | |
You all right, babes? You, er, got a minute? | 0:38:42 | 0:38:46 | |
Yeah. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:50 | |
Huh? | 0:38:57 | 0:38:59 | |
Hey, Tam, check this out, man. A thing of beauty, yeah. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:03 | |
A proper fan. | 0:39:03 | 0:39:04 | |
-Yeah. Can you take bookings cos I've got to go out. -I don't think you fully, OK, appreciate, OK, | 0:39:04 | 0:39:11 | |
the perfection of my creation. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:14 | |
Yeah, it's amazing, it's breathtaking. | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
-Can you take bookings? -Yeah, yeah, 'course, man. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:21 | |
As amazing as the surprise is, we don't need a cleaner. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:25 | |
-I'll do it. -I don't want you to be a housewife. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:27 | |
Well, Mum can help while she's here. | 0:39:27 | 0:39:29 | |
Yes, Ian, darling, I can take an antihistamine for my dust allergy. | 0:39:29 | 0:39:33 | |
Look, it's my choice, all right? I just want you two to relax | 0:39:33 | 0:39:37 | |
and let Bianca get on with her job. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:38 | |
Bobby's going through a little bit of a nose-picking phase | 0:39:38 | 0:39:41 | |
-so could you give the walls an extra rub down? -My pleasure. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:44 | |
Thanks. Right, ladies, have fun. | 0:39:44 | 0:39:47 | |
You're a diamond, you are. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:49 | |
-I'll start in the kitchen then, shall I? -Yeah, you do that. | 0:39:49 | 0:39:52 | |
Then I'll come and dust the cobwebs off you two. | 0:39:52 | 0:39:57 | |
Mate of yours, then? | 0:39:57 | 0:39:58 | |
Yeah, besties. | 0:39:58 | 0:40:01 | |
It's monkfish, all right. | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
It may look disgusting but it tastes great. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:09 | |
Plus I'm doing it in batter with garam masala, cumin seeds | 0:40:09 | 0:40:13 | |
and a little bit of chilli. | 0:40:13 | 0:40:14 | |
Is this what you learnt on your cookery course? | 0:40:14 | 0:40:17 | |
Yeah, yeah. we learnt it the other day. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
Plus...we'll have the gaff to ourselves. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
Sounds like someone's got a plan. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
I am a gentleman, Amira, that thought never crossed my mind. | 0:40:26 | 0:40:30 | |
Er, I think baby Yasmin's missing her mum. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:34 | |
Got time to say hello before you go to work? | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
Aw, mummy's going to come round and give you a big hug. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:39 | |
Nice to see you. | 0:40:39 | 0:40:41 | |
-Oh! -Mum, you all right? -Yes, fine. It's nothing. | 0:40:46 | 0:40:50 | |
You OK? | 0:40:50 | 0:40:51 | |
Your son is driving me mad. First of all he won't talk to me | 0:40:52 | 0:40:57 | |
and now he's being completely unreasonable about our staff. | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
Apart from that, all good. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:03 | |
The Khatam will help - we'll all get to spend some quality time together. | 0:41:04 | 0:41:09 | |
See you later. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:10 | |
OK. So that's a table for two at 7pm. | 0:41:19 | 0:41:22 | |
Nice. Bet she calls you Mr Romantic... | 0:41:23 | 0:41:27 | |
Sorry? It's for your mum? | 0:41:27 | 0:41:29 | |
OK, well we can sing for her too. That's no problem. | 0:41:29 | 0:41:32 | |
OK, we'll see you at 7pm. OK. Bye-bye. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:34 | |
I hear you crack the whip and they all come running. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:51 | |
What? | 0:41:51 | 0:41:52 | |
Amira, Tam, Afia, Syed. All coming to the Khatam. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:57 | |
Good. | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
Then it's good riddance to it all. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:01 | |
That's what I want. | 0:42:01 | 0:42:03 | |
It's not all on you, you know? | 0:42:04 | 0:42:07 | |
We all sat back and let that lunatic wreak havoc. | 0:42:07 | 0:42:11 | |
What? | 0:42:15 | 0:42:17 | |
Nothing. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
-Here, mind. Sorry, it's wet. -All right. Get me an orange then. | 0:42:22 | 0:42:26 | |
So, no love lost between you and her then? | 0:42:35 | 0:42:38 | |
-You could say that. -Why? What'd she do? | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
My husband. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:43 | |
-Horrible little mare, ain't she? -I wonder where she gets that from. | 0:42:46 | 0:42:49 | |
Oopsy. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:55 | |
Tam? Come on, bruv, you in there? | 0:43:07 | 0:43:09 | |
Everything all right? | 0:43:13 | 0:43:15 | |
Yeah. yeah, I was, er... I was...just looking for Tamwar. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:19 | |
He's at work, isn't he? | 0:43:19 | 0:43:20 | |
Yes. Yes, he is. Yes. And that's where I'm going to go. | 0:43:20 | 0:43:23 | |
-I'm going to go find him. That's what I'm going to do. -Fatty boy? | 0:43:23 | 0:43:26 | |
Talk. Now. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:29 | |
You think it's like a prison now? | 0:43:31 | 0:43:34 | |
-You wait cos you won't leave this house. -You can't make me stay in. | 0:43:34 | 0:43:38 | |
-I will nail you to the floor if I have to. -We don't want you hurting yourself. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
-Anything could have happened. -Yeah? Well, it's my life, Mum. -Why you got to be so selfish? | 0:43:41 | 0:43:46 | |
-Can I leave? -What you talking about - leave? We ain't even started. -Right. | 0:43:46 | 0:43:50 | |
Where do you think you're going? | 0:43:50 | 0:43:52 | |
-Come back here. -Just leave me alone, Mum. -Lauren! You listen to your mum. -No! | 0:43:52 | 0:43:56 | |
I'll stop being such a burden on you both and move out. | 0:43:56 | 0:43:58 | |
-Lauren, no, don't be silly. Look, you don't... -Babe, just leave her. Leave her. | 0:43:58 | 0:44:02 | |
She'll come back herself. She won't last the week. | 0:44:02 | 0:44:06 | |
Tamwar. Don't. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:14 | |
Don't what? | 0:44:14 | 0:44:15 | |
Not like this. | 0:44:15 | 0:44:17 | |
Mum, you don't understand. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:19 | |
Then come home and explain it to me. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:22 | |
Come on. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:28 | |
Mum, I was watching that. I would like to see the end of it, Mum. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:43 | |
I would like a daughter who doesn't go with other women's husbands. | 0:44:43 | 0:44:47 | |
I would like a mum that drinks orange juice. Thank you. | 0:44:47 | 0:44:50 | |
-Come here. I mean it, give me it. -Get off. Ow. Mum! | 0:44:50 | 0:44:56 | |
We was just messing about. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
I've just got to finish upstairs. | 0:45:04 | 0:45:06 | |
See - told you we'd get the house to ourselves. | 0:45:12 | 0:45:15 | |
Yeah, well, Dot says even a broken clock's right twice a day. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
Oi. You trying to say this is broken? | 0:45:18 | 0:45:21 | |
Is it? Well, let me kiss it better. | 0:45:21 | 0:45:24 | |
DOORBELL RINGS | 0:45:24 | 0:45:26 | |
Hi. Er, can I stay here, please? | 0:45:34 | 0:45:38 | |
She wanted to spend Yusef's money on plastic surgery for me, | 0:45:41 | 0:45:45 | |
because she doesn't want a deformed husband. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
Tell me how I'm reading that wrong. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
I'm sure she just wants you to feel good about yourself. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
What, your father shouldn't love me because I have burns? | 0:45:53 | 0:45:57 | |
You know, if had a girl, yeah. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:04 | |
and loads of money, I'd upgrade like that. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:06 | |
I'd fix her up, man. You know what I'm saying, innit? | 0:46:06 | 0:46:10 | |
You know what I'm saying? | 0:46:10 | 0:46:12 | |
This had better have a point. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:14 | |
Well, it doesn't matter cos I know how she'd feel - | 0:46:14 | 0:46:17 | |
-not very good so... -So what? | 0:46:17 | 0:46:18 | |
All right, maybe I am being a little bit insensitive to my imaginary girly here | 0:46:18 | 0:46:22 | |
but, you know, maybe she thinks I don't love her just the way she is, | 0:46:22 | 0:46:26 | |
which ain't true by the way. | 0:46:26 | 0:46:27 | |
By the way, she is proper buff, yeah. | 0:46:27 | 0:46:29 | |
She got the curly hair and long legs and she wears tiny, tiny shorts. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:34 | |
So the offer's there, bruv. You know. And I'm happy either way. | 0:46:36 | 0:46:40 | |
And, you know, I only suggested it to make her happy. | 0:46:40 | 0:46:45 | |
-Not to upset her. -What's her name? -Nicole. She's a model. | 0:46:45 | 0:46:48 | |
-She lives with all these other models that wear really small... -Just keep dreaming. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:52 | |
Sorry, mum? | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
I'm sure everything will be all right, Tamwar. | 0:46:55 | 0:46:59 | |
Can you get rid of that note? | 0:47:00 | 0:47:03 | |
No long ting, bruv. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:08 | |
Oh, come on, man. How many times we done this? | 0:47:09 | 0:47:12 | |
And before you say anything I have earned the right to lounge around. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:19 | |
Oh. It's you. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:20 | |
-Sorry. -Just let yourself in these days, do you? | 0:47:20 | 0:47:23 | |
Syed gave me a key whilst you were away. Look, can I have a word? | 0:47:23 | 0:47:27 | |
He mentioned the offer. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
And? | 0:47:31 | 0:47:32 | |
Well, it's nice to feel so welcome. | 0:47:32 | 0:47:35 | |
Oh, come off it, Amira. Do you really want to stay here in Walford? | 0:47:35 | 0:47:38 | |
I've got a business. And I'm seeing Anthony. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:43 | |
Yeah, right. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:45 | |
What? | 0:47:45 | 0:47:46 | |
Look - I hope it isn't - because he's a really nice guy - | 0:47:46 | 0:47:49 | |
but come off it. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:51 | |
This Anthony thing is just a smokescreen. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
How dare you? | 0:47:53 | 0:47:54 | |
I said I hope it isn't. I hope you've moved on. | 0:47:54 | 0:47:57 | |
I hope it's for real. | 0:47:57 | 0:47:58 | |
Cos one thing I do know, darling, you are not here to flog T-shirts. | 0:47:59 | 0:48:04 | |
Got one word for you. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:07 | |
Family. It's what I am and what you never, ever will be. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:14 | |
Well, at least we're getting somewhere now, ain't we, darling? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:18 | |
Cos that don't sound like you've only got eyes for Anthony now, does it? | 0:48:18 | 0:48:24 | |
Bye, girl. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:25 | |
Oh, and J-Lo? | 0:48:28 | 0:48:30 | |
Next time, knock. | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
You know what, Bianca, | 0:48:38 | 0:48:40 | |
I think you actually found your vocation in life. | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
-In fact, you deserve a tip. -Oh, thanks(!) | 0:48:43 | 0:48:45 | |
What? | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
This is 60 quid light. | 0:48:50 | 0:48:52 | |
-I hope you're not accusing me of nothing. -That's exactly what I'm doing. | 0:48:52 | 0:48:56 | |
-I leave my wallet lying around and it becomes slimmer of the year. -I've not touched a penny. | 0:48:56 | 0:49:00 | |
Tell that to the police. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:01 | |
Ian, I'm on probation. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
-Then give me back my money. -Fine, phone 'em. | 0:49:03 | 0:49:06 | |
Look. She didn't take any money, all right? | 0:49:06 | 0:49:10 | |
Mum had some fella after her for a loan, I sorted him out. | 0:49:10 | 0:49:14 | |
Mand, all you had to do was ask. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:17 | |
I know. I'm sorry. You weren't here. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:19 | |
Er, there you go. Here's your tip. | 0:49:20 | 0:49:24 | |
I think a tenner would be more appropriate. | 0:49:24 | 0:49:26 | |
Thanks. I'll go get Bobby. | 0:49:29 | 0:49:32 | |
Right, well... jog on, Mrs Mopp, you've done enough. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
-Why didn't you tell him it was her? -What's it got to do you? | 0:49:39 | 0:49:42 | |
I didn't think there was a bigger leech than you. Pat told me about your mother. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:46 | |
You know what, B? Don't get involved with my family. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:48 | |
I mean, remind me - which one of your kids' fathers is still around? | 0:49:48 | 0:49:52 | |
Cos I've lost track. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:53 | |
I'll give you that one...but I do whatever I can for my kids. | 0:49:53 | 0:49:57 | |
Does she? | 0:49:57 | 0:49:59 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 0:50:04 | 0:50:06 | |
Wow. You're early - I haven't even started cooking yet. | 0:50:14 | 0:50:19 | |
I wanted to see you. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:21 | |
Everything OK? | 0:50:23 | 0:50:25 | |
I just wanted to hear your kind words. | 0:50:27 | 0:50:29 | |
Well...I think about you a lot. You know, you're so beautiful. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:34 | |
You always say that. | 0:50:36 | 0:50:39 | |
But not just that, Amira, you're the most... | 0:50:44 | 0:50:47 | |
..amazing woman I've ever met. And you're so kind, and gentle | 0:50:49 | 0:50:57 | |
and funny. | 0:50:57 | 0:50:59 | |
But you know that, don't you? | 0:50:59 | 0:51:01 | |
Is anyone in? | 0:51:03 | 0:51:05 | |
No, Tyler's helping Lauren move her stuff in. | 0:51:05 | 0:51:08 | |
Apparently this a blooming... | 0:51:08 | 0:51:10 | |
..hotel. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:16 | |
Let's go upstairs. | 0:51:17 | 0:51:19 | |
Are you sure? | 0:51:25 | 0:51:27 | |
-Hey. How's work? -Fine. | 0:51:32 | 0:51:35 | |
What do you want me to do? | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
Loads of chopping. I'll get you a knife. | 0:51:37 | 0:51:40 | |
I'll know exactly where to put it. | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
Sorry, OK. I was feeling ill and I needed to get some fresh air. | 0:51:48 | 0:51:52 | |
Well, you shouldn't just walk out without telling me | 0:51:52 | 0:51:55 | |
and take Fatboy with you. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
Is he looking after the restaurant? | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
The restaurant is in capable hands. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
I told you he was useful. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:03 | |
What? | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
The whole pot? I'm sure it can't have been that bad. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:10 | |
Everything must be perfect. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
Where's Amira? | 0:52:13 | 0:52:14 | |
She's not here. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:16 | |
Well, good. She's been rubbing Christian's nose into the fact | 0:52:16 | 0:52:19 | |
that he'll never be invited to family gatherings. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:22 | |
-You sacked him? -Eight people turned up and there was nothing in the book. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:29 | |
I had to turn them away. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:30 | |
That was my fault not his. | 0:52:30 | 0:52:32 | |
Don't cover for him, he told me he forgot to write it down. | 0:52:32 | 0:52:35 | |
-It was my mistake, not his. He's covering for me -And why's that? | 0:52:35 | 0:52:39 | |
So, if he's not there, who is? | 0:52:40 | 0:52:41 | |
-I hired Ali. We were lucky he was free tonight. -You hired Ali? | 0:52:41 | 0:52:44 | |
Ali is an experienced waiter, not a liability like Fatboy. | 0:52:44 | 0:52:48 | |
You know Fatboy was sticking up for you. | 0:52:48 | 0:52:51 | |
And why do I need someone to stick up for me? | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
Because I know, Afia, what you planned to do. I know about the plastic surgery. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:58 | |
-This is irrelevant because we're not getting the money so... -But if we were, you'd fix me? | 0:53:15 | 0:53:20 | |
If you don't like me, Afia, leave. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:24 | |
Leave me. Go on, get out! | 0:53:24 | 0:53:25 | |
Tamwar? | 0:53:25 | 0:53:27 | |
-Can we not just face facts and accept...? -No. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
I know what I'm doing. | 0:53:36 | 0:53:38 | |
Tamwar, no. You don't. No, Tamwar, you don't. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:44 | |
You don't know all the facts. | 0:53:44 | 0:53:46 | |
Mera pyaare beta. Mujhe maaf karna. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
All the things that you two have been through, | 0:53:59 | 0:54:03 | |
all the problems you are having now, | 0:54:03 | 0:54:06 | |
all of our problems... | 0:54:06 | 0:54:08 | |
..there's an explanation. | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
What? | 0:54:12 | 0:54:13 | |
Tamwar. I'm sorry. It's all my fault. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:20 | |
Your burns. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:24 | |
Your father's death. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
I'm so sorry. It's all my fault. | 0:54:31 | 0:54:34 | |
What do you mean, it's your fault? | 0:54:36 | 0:54:38 | |
-I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. -Zainab? | 0:54:41 | 0:54:45 | |
Mum, what are you talking about? | 0:54:45 | 0:54:47 | |
I think I know what she's going to say. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:50 | |
And you probably know too. | 0:54:52 | 0:54:53 | |
Know what? | 0:54:53 | 0:54:56 | |
Someone sent my father back into the fire that night. | 0:54:56 | 0:55:00 | |
Someone told him I was in there. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:05 | |
You wanted revenge, didn't you, Auntie? Tam, take off your shirt. | 0:55:05 | 0:55:12 | |
Show her what she did. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
I'm sorry, Tamwar. I'm so sorry. | 0:55:14 | 0:55:17 | |
And this is how God punishes her. | 0:55:17 | 0:55:21 | |
-Af, where are you going? -Someone needs to get back to the restaurant. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:24 | |
-You can't just walk out of here after that. -Ali's there on his own. | 0:55:24 | 0:55:27 | |
Afia, no! Just once, do what I ask! | 0:55:27 | 0:55:29 | |
-Excuse me, young man. -What? | 0:55:34 | 0:55:36 | |
We've been waiting to order for around 20 minutes now. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:38 | |
I'm going as fast as I can. | 0:55:38 | 0:55:40 | |
Nice bum. | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
-Anyway, I propose a toast. -Yeah? | 0:55:46 | 0:55:50 | |
-To poverty. -I'm not drinking to that. | 0:55:51 | 0:55:53 | |
-Come on, when has money ever made you happy? -Loads of times. | 0:55:53 | 0:55:56 | |
That's cos you're shallow. | 0:55:56 | 0:55:57 | |
Shallow and rich beats poor and deep any day of the week. | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
Cheers to that. | 0:56:00 | 0:56:02 | |
You know, maybe you should see this as less of a setback | 0:56:03 | 0:56:07 | |
and more of an opportunity. | 0:56:07 | 0:56:10 | |
Yeah, perhaps... | 0:56:10 | 0:56:11 | |
perhaps you were never meant to run a bed and breakfast. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:14 | |
Maybe... | 0:56:14 | 0:56:16 | |
maybe this is your chance to do what you've always wanted to do. | 0:56:16 | 0:56:22 | |
What? Like Britain's Next Top Model? | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
Settle down. Maybe even get married. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
Sorry about the wait. What can I get you? | 0:56:31 | 0:56:33 | |
Tell me, young man. | 0:56:33 | 0:56:35 | |
-You wouldn't be on the menu yourself, would you? -Sorry? | 0:56:35 | 0:56:40 | |
Only my sister, here, thinks it's time that I settled down | 0:56:40 | 0:56:43 | |
-and you look all right. -Kim! -What? You don't ask, you don't get. | 0:56:43 | 0:56:47 | |
Look, I'm all on my own tonight and I'm very busy. What would you like? | 0:56:47 | 0:56:51 | |
That's what we're discussing. I mean, are you married? | 0:56:51 | 0:56:53 | |
Can we just get on with it, please? | 0:56:53 | 0:56:54 | |
-I'll have the pakora to start with, the chicken jalfrezi to follow. -Of course, madam. | 0:56:54 | 0:56:58 | |
It wouldn't make a difference if you were, you know. | 0:56:58 | 0:57:00 | |
You wouldn't be the first. You bored of her, are you? | 0:57:00 | 0:57:03 | |
I tell you what. Why don't you gimme your number | 0:57:03 | 0:57:07 | |
and I'll arrange a free sample? | 0:57:07 | 0:57:08 | |
-Kim, pack it in. -What? -Look, I'd rather just get on with my job. | 0:57:08 | 0:57:12 | |
-What are you saying, babe? Hm? -What do you want? | 0:57:12 | 0:57:15 | |
The marriage ain't going to last with that tone of voice, I tell you. | 0:57:15 | 0:57:18 | |
Give me a sec. I forgot what I was going to order. | 0:57:18 | 0:57:20 | |
No, I will not hang on a sec. Go to hell! | 0:57:20 | 0:57:23 | |
All of you! | 0:57:23 | 0:57:24 | |
Divorce. | 0:57:29 | 0:57:31 | |
-Right, are we going to go back for the rest? -Yeah, tomorrow. | 0:57:31 | 0:57:33 | |
When my dad stops giving me the evil eye. | 0:57:33 | 0:57:36 | |
Oh, hello. | 0:57:36 | 0:57:38 | |
My brother know you're wearing one of his shirts? | 0:57:38 | 0:57:41 | |
Where is he? | 0:57:45 | 0:57:47 | |
He's upstairs, he's still asleep. | 0:57:47 | 0:57:50 | |
Has he done something to you? | 0:57:50 | 0:57:52 | |
No. | 0:57:52 | 0:57:54 | |
Look, Tyler, go and make a cup of tea or something, yeah. | 0:57:54 | 0:57:58 | |
I thought we was going to eat. | 0:57:58 | 0:58:01 | |
Right, well, I'll get a takeaway. What do you want? Pizza? Curry? | 0:58:01 | 0:58:05 | |
-Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just go. -Right, I'll be ten minutes. -Yes. | 0:58:05 | 0:58:09 | |
So, are you going to tell me what happened, or..? | 0:58:11 | 0:58:15 | |
How am I ever going to look Syed in the face again? | 0:58:15 | 0:58:19 | |
He was torturing me. | 0:58:23 | 0:58:24 | |
Torturing you? | 0:58:27 | 0:58:29 | |
With how he might kill your father. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:33 | |
And he was smiling as he said it. | 0:58:34 | 0:58:36 | |
Like the devil might smile. | 0:58:38 | 0:58:40 | |
And in that moment... | 0:58:42 | 0:58:45 | |
all I wanted was for him to suffer. | 0:58:45 | 0:58:48 | |
The thought that if he were dead... | 0:58:50 | 0:58:54 | |
If he were dead, what? | 0:58:54 | 0:58:56 | |
If he were dead, then it would be over. | 0:58:59 | 0:59:03 | |
But it's not and it never will be. | 0:59:05 | 0:59:09 | |
-Masood, don't. -Come here. -No, I don't deserve it. -Zainab. | 0:59:15 | 0:59:20 | |
How long since we first sat in this room? | 0:59:25 | 0:59:28 | |
-We were going to break all the rules, remember? -Mmm. | 0:59:28 | 0:59:32 | |
Yeah, you, erm, you kissed me. And you put guy-liner on me. | 0:59:32 | 0:59:37 | |
And you said, "Parents should be treated with complete contempt." | 0:59:37 | 0:59:42 | |
And I remember thinking, "She's wonderful." | 0:59:42 | 0:59:44 | |
And here we are now, 18 months later. | 0:59:44 | 0:59:50 | |
Well, actually, it was the 16th November, 2010. | 0:59:50 | 0:59:54 | |
You know when you said "you knew". | 1:00:00 | 1:00:03 | |
-Did you never even ask the question? -She's my mum. -Yeah, but... | 1:00:03 | 1:00:08 | |
what about my dad? | 1:00:08 | 1:00:10 | |
Do you still think he should be treated with complete contempt? | 1:00:10 | 1:00:13 | |
You don't choose your parents. You don't choose who you love. | 1:00:13 | 1:00:18 | |
Why are you not crying? | 1:00:18 | 1:00:20 | |
Why are you not beating down the walls and calling the police? | 1:00:20 | 1:00:23 | |
Cos that night, it wasn't just my dad that died. | 1:00:25 | 1:00:29 | |
Tamwar? | 1:00:31 | 1:00:33 | |
I'd like a word with Afia alone, please. | 1:00:34 | 1:00:37 | |
Nobody leaves, nobody so much as moves | 1:00:50 | 1:00:53 | |
until this stupid, ignorant woman apologises. | 1:00:53 | 1:00:56 | |
You put that away or I won't be answerable. | 1:00:56 | 1:00:59 | |
It's a wooden spoon. | 1:00:59 | 1:01:01 | |
And don't think I won't use it. | 1:01:01 | 1:01:02 | |
-SHE MOUTHS: Help. -KIM LAUGHS | 1:01:02 | 1:01:04 | |
Shut up! | 1:01:04 | 1:01:07 | |
SHE MOUTHS: OK. | 1:01:07 | 1:01:08 | |
I needed to prove something. | 1:01:08 | 1:01:11 | |
Like what? | 1:01:11 | 1:01:12 | |
Christian said I was fooling myself. | 1:01:13 | 1:01:15 | |
About what? | 1:01:15 | 1:01:17 | |
-About Anthony. -No. | 1:01:17 | 1:01:19 | |
No, he fancies you like crazy. | 1:01:19 | 1:01:21 | |
It's not about fancying. | 1:01:23 | 1:01:25 | |
Listen, if I was to feel guilty about every stupid thing | 1:01:25 | 1:01:28 | |
that I've done, then I'd have no time for anything else. | 1:01:28 | 1:01:32 | |
I wanted to love. | 1:01:33 | 1:01:34 | |
I wanted to... | 1:01:37 | 1:01:39 | |
I wanted to feel the things you... | 1:01:40 | 1:01:44 | |
..you read about and see in films. | 1:01:45 | 1:01:48 | |
Well, I'm sorry but that's a load of pony anyway. | 1:01:48 | 1:01:52 | |
What? | 1:01:52 | 1:01:54 | |
Well, it's just nature's way of luring you in. | 1:01:54 | 1:01:57 | |
It never lasts. | 1:01:57 | 1:01:58 | |
I thought I'd feel something. | 1:01:58 | 1:02:02 | |
But it just felt wrong. | 1:02:03 | 1:02:06 | |
Empty. | 1:02:07 | 1:02:09 | |
Cheap. | 1:02:11 | 1:02:13 | |
Did you know? | 1:02:20 | 1:02:21 | |
No. | 1:02:22 | 1:02:23 | |
Does make a horrible kind of sense though. | 1:02:26 | 1:02:28 | |
What's happened to Amira? | 1:02:31 | 1:02:32 | |
How are you feeling? | 1:02:36 | 1:02:37 | |
Er, numb. Can't really take it all in. | 1:02:37 | 1:02:42 | |
I mean about your back. The burns. | 1:02:42 | 1:02:45 | |
All that time in hospital. | 1:02:45 | 1:02:47 | |
That's just ordinary pain, you know. | 1:02:47 | 1:02:51 | |
You learn to live with ordinary pain. | 1:02:51 | 1:02:54 | |
Right, the kids are in front of a DVD. | 1:02:54 | 1:02:56 | |
They should be all right for half an hour. | 1:02:56 | 1:02:59 | |
Where's your mother? | 1:03:00 | 1:03:02 | |
Talking to Afia. | 1:03:02 | 1:03:04 | |
Dad. Let her say what she has to say. | 1:03:05 | 1:03:09 | |
I'm not asking you to forgive me. | 1:03:12 | 1:03:15 | |
I don't even want you to forgive me. | 1:03:15 | 1:03:17 | |
It's not as though I didn't know what he was like. | 1:03:17 | 1:03:20 | |
Well, then, you know why I have been the way | 1:03:20 | 1:03:24 | |
that I have been for the last three months. | 1:03:24 | 1:03:26 | |
You got away with it. What's the problem? | 1:03:27 | 1:03:30 | |
You really think that? | 1:03:30 | 1:03:32 | |
You think I got away with it? KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:03:32 | 1:03:35 | |
Masood, don't answer that! | 1:03:35 | 1:03:37 | |
Afia, all I'm saying is please, | 1:03:37 | 1:03:39 | |
please don't take this out on Tamwar, OK. | 1:03:39 | 1:03:42 | |
It is not his fault. None of it. | 1:03:42 | 1:03:44 | |
Please, just learn to love each other again. I'm begging of you. | 1:03:44 | 1:03:48 | |
KNOCK ON DOOR | 1:03:48 | 1:03:51 | |
Hola. | 1:04:03 | 1:04:05 | |
-Is Syed there? -Huh? | 1:04:05 | 1:04:06 | |
Something's kicking off down the restaurant. | 1:04:06 | 1:04:08 | |
I've tried his mum and dad, but I ain't getting no reply. | 1:04:08 | 1:04:10 | |
Look, just hang on a minute, yeah? | 1:04:10 | 1:04:12 | |
-Tam and I were talking before you came in. -Yes. | 1:04:14 | 1:04:18 | |
Remembering how we used to be. | 1:04:18 | 1:04:21 | |
Only I can't. | 1:04:21 | 1:04:23 | |
He reminds me of things I said, things I did. | 1:04:24 | 1:04:29 | |
And I'm left thinking, "Who was that girl?" | 1:04:30 | 1:04:33 | |
She was so full of fun and mischief and now look at her. | 1:04:33 | 1:04:37 | |
Heart of stone. Irritable. A nag. | 1:04:37 | 1:04:42 | |
But you know what they say. | 1:04:44 | 1:04:46 | |
Marry a girl... | 1:04:48 | 1:04:49 | |
..and watch her turn into your mother. | 1:04:50 | 1:04:53 | |
KNOCKING ON DOOR | 1:04:53 | 1:04:54 | |
-Just leave it! -I'm going to have to get that, Zainab. -Masood, please. | 1:04:54 | 1:04:57 | |
They wouldn't be knocking like that if it wasn't important. | 1:04:57 | 1:04:59 | |
Look, I hate to barge in but I need to talk to you. | 1:04:59 | 1:05:02 | |
-Not him. Not now. -What is it, Christian? | 1:05:02 | 1:05:04 | |
A waiter down at the restaurant is going off his nut. | 1:05:04 | 1:05:06 | |
-Christian? -I don't know the details. | 1:05:06 | 1:05:08 | |
Tyler goes down there, gets a takeaway, | 1:05:08 | 1:05:10 | |
-finds this guy having a complete mental breakdown in front of your customers. -What? | 1:05:10 | 1:05:13 | |
-Where are you going? -To sort it out. -No. | 1:05:13 | 1:05:15 | |
-Was he being violent? -I don't know. -Can you guys stay here? | 1:05:15 | 1:05:19 | |
-OK, I'm coming. -Masood, please. -No, it's OK, Mum, I'll go with them. | 1:05:19 | 1:05:23 | |
-Syed. -OK? OK? | 1:05:23 | 1:05:26 | |
Keep an eye on her. I'm afraid she'll do something stupid. | 1:05:26 | 1:05:29 | |
The kids are upstairs watching telly, all right? | 1:05:29 | 1:05:33 | |
-Zainab? -Just go away, OK? Just... | 1:05:34 | 1:05:38 | |
No. Cos, apparently, you might do something stupid. | 1:05:38 | 1:05:41 | |
Just cos the first time wasn't that great... | 1:05:46 | 1:05:48 | |
You ain't going to believe what was happening... | 1:05:48 | 1:05:51 | |
Sorry. | 1:05:51 | 1:05:53 | |
Look, you haven't done anything wrong. | 1:05:53 | 1:05:56 | |
You haven't failed. | 1:05:56 | 1:05:59 | |
This is about me and how I feel about myself. | 1:06:00 | 1:06:03 | |
I really am invisible to you all, aren't I? | 1:06:06 | 1:06:10 | |
Like I don't have feelings. | 1:06:10 | 1:06:11 | |
-Like you can say whatever you want to me and I'll just take it. -Ali. | 1:06:11 | 1:06:17 | |
-What do you want? -Give me the spoon. | 1:06:17 | 1:06:20 | |
Not until this stupid cow apologises. | 1:06:20 | 1:06:23 | |
-Look, I was trying to explain... -Shut up! | 1:06:23 | 1:06:25 | |
But he wouldn't give me a chance. | 1:06:25 | 1:06:27 | |
Look, I was only having a laugh. I didn't mean it. | 1:06:27 | 1:06:30 | |
Yeah, it's just what she's like. | 1:06:30 | 1:06:32 | |
Look, darling, she didn't mean it. She's sorry, really. | 1:06:32 | 1:06:35 | |
Ali. | 1:06:35 | 1:06:37 | |
OK. | 1:06:37 | 1:06:38 | |
-Come here. -I do apologise, ladies and gents. | 1:06:40 | 1:06:44 | |
Please, carry on with your meals. | 1:06:44 | 1:06:46 | |
If you can call two poppadoms a meal. | 1:06:46 | 1:06:49 | |
-OK, we will sort this. -Thank you. | 1:06:49 | 1:06:52 | |
-OK, Ali, what's the drama? -She kept asking if I was married. | 1:06:54 | 1:06:59 | |
My wife says she's going to leave me. | 1:06:59 | 1:07:02 | |
And take the baby. I can't bear it. | 1:07:02 | 1:07:04 | |
All right, well you're not in any kind of trouble, OK. | 1:07:04 | 1:07:07 | |
Just relax, we're going to look after you. | 1:07:07 | 1:07:10 | |
So, everything you've ever thought about me is right. | 1:07:11 | 1:07:15 | |
I'm a bad person. | 1:07:15 | 1:07:17 | |
-You were just protecting your family. -No. | 1:07:17 | 1:07:22 | |
No, it wasn't just that. | 1:07:22 | 1:07:24 | |
All right, you did it cos you hated him. | 1:07:25 | 1:07:28 | |
Because he hurt me. | 1:07:30 | 1:07:32 | |
And now Tamwar is hurting. | 1:07:32 | 1:07:35 | |
And Afia is right. God is punishing me. | 1:07:35 | 1:07:39 | |
Is that how God operates? | 1:07:39 | 1:07:40 | |
Well, we were meant to be going to the Khatam. | 1:07:40 | 1:07:43 | |
So, tell me, who - who ever is going to forgive me now? | 1:07:43 | 1:07:47 | |
Look, Zainab, I know it's not much but... | 1:07:51 | 1:07:54 | |
..I do. | 1:07:57 | 1:07:58 | |
-I forgive you. -PHONE RINGS | 1:08:02 | 1:08:05 | |
Hello? | 1:08:10 | 1:08:11 | |
Masood, everything all right? | 1:08:12 | 1:08:15 | |
Oh, thank God. | 1:08:15 | 1:08:17 | |
Thank God. Everyone's OK, yes? All right, then come home soon. | 1:08:17 | 1:08:21 | |
Love you. Bye. | 1:08:21 | 1:08:23 | |
Couple of seconds ago, God's punishing you | 1:08:23 | 1:08:26 | |
and now you're thanking him. | 1:08:26 | 1:08:27 | |
I tell you what, | 1:08:31 | 1:08:33 | |
I'll put the kettle on, shall I? | 1:08:33 | 1:08:36 | |
Dunno about you, but I could do with one. | 1:08:36 | 1:08:40 | |
-So, what? You were just trying to prove something to yourself, were you? -I don't know. | 1:08:40 | 1:08:45 | |
I don't know anything. I don't even know who I am. | 1:08:45 | 1:08:47 | |
But you've got so much going for you. | 1:08:47 | 1:08:49 | |
I mean, you're beautiful. You've got a lovely little girl. | 1:08:49 | 1:08:53 | |
-Don't. -What have I said now? | 1:08:53 | 1:08:55 | |
I'm such a bad mother. | 1:08:55 | 1:08:57 | |
I try to do the right thing. | 1:08:57 | 1:08:59 | |
-I want to love her, I do love her, but... -But what? | 1:08:59 | 1:09:03 | |
You get the husband, you get the child, you get the nice home | 1:09:03 | 1:09:06 | |
and you expect everything to be perfect. | 1:09:06 | 1:09:09 | |
But it's not. | 1:09:09 | 1:09:10 | |
I'll tell Tyler and Lauren not to say anything, all right? | 1:09:10 | 1:09:12 | |
That's just more pretending. It's the pretending that I can't bear. | 1:09:12 | 1:09:15 | |
-You're just saying that cos you're unhappy. -I'm always unhappy. | 1:09:15 | 1:09:19 | |
You know, I don't think I've had a genuine moment of happiness | 1:09:19 | 1:09:22 | |
since I was ten years old. | 1:09:22 | 1:09:24 | |
My life is a complete fraud. | 1:09:26 | 1:09:29 | |
But I'm not fooling anyone, am I? | 1:09:30 | 1:09:33 | |
I don't even expect anyone to like me. | 1:09:33 | 1:09:37 | |
The most I can hope for is that they're jealous, | 1:09:37 | 1:09:39 | |
that they envy me, that they want what I've got. | 1:09:39 | 1:09:41 | |
If only they knew. | 1:09:43 | 1:09:45 | |
I like you. | 1:09:46 | 1:09:48 | |
That's really kind of you. | 1:09:48 | 1:09:50 | |
But you know what I think when you say that? | 1:09:52 | 1:09:55 | |
More fool you. | 1:09:57 | 1:09:58 | |
You know what I think. | 1:10:10 | 1:10:11 | |
I don't know if this is true but it feels true. | 1:10:12 | 1:10:15 | |
Life just happens. | 1:10:18 | 1:10:20 | |
You know, we think we're making all these decisions, | 1:10:22 | 1:10:24 | |
all these choices about the people we want to be, | 1:10:24 | 1:10:27 | |
the life we want to lead. But do we? | 1:10:27 | 1:10:30 | |
I mean, did you choose to be Zainab Masood? | 1:10:32 | 1:10:35 | |
You didn't choose to be you any more than I chose to be me. | 1:10:38 | 1:10:41 | |
But here we are. | 1:10:41 | 1:10:43 | |
Muslim woman, gay man. | 1:10:44 | 1:10:46 | |
Neither of us chose that. | 1:10:47 | 1:10:50 | |
I mean, I don't remember any fork in the road saying gay or not gay. | 1:10:52 | 1:10:54 | |
Just... | 1:10:54 | 1:10:56 | |
..just is. | 1:10:57 | 1:10:58 | |
I know that God sets us tests. | 1:11:00 | 1:11:03 | |
And we either pass or we fail. | 1:11:04 | 1:11:06 | |
And why would he do that? I mean, what would be the point? | 1:11:06 | 1:11:10 | |
Well, all I know is that I had a choice. | 1:11:10 | 1:11:13 | |
And I failed. | 1:11:13 | 1:11:15 | |
And here I am with nothing to show for it than, | 1:11:15 | 1:11:18 | |
than my guilt and all that dirty money. | 1:11:18 | 1:11:22 | |
Yeah, well, you can easily get rid of money. | 1:11:22 | 1:11:25 | |
All right. | 1:11:25 | 1:11:27 | |
Here's another question for you. | 1:11:27 | 1:11:30 | |
Yusef. | 1:11:31 | 1:11:32 | |
Did he choose to be Yusef? | 1:11:33 | 1:11:35 | |
Did he decide to do all those... | 1:11:36 | 1:11:38 | |
all those wicked things? | 1:11:38 | 1:11:41 | |
They were wicked, weren't they? | 1:11:41 | 1:11:43 | |
And Sy. | 1:11:46 | 1:11:47 | |
Did he choose to be Sy? | 1:11:49 | 1:11:52 | |
Did I choose to fall in love with him? | 1:11:52 | 1:11:54 | |
No. | 1:11:56 | 1:11:57 | |
Just happened. | 1:11:59 | 1:12:00 | |
Sometimes life just... | 1:12:02 | 1:12:04 | |
..just happens. | 1:12:07 | 1:12:08 | |
And do you? | 1:12:09 | 1:12:11 | |
Do I what? | 1:12:12 | 1:12:14 | |
Do you love my son? | 1:12:15 | 1:12:16 | |
Zainab, how can you even ask me that, eh? | 1:12:18 | 1:12:22 | |
The amount of times you must have heard me say it. | 1:12:22 | 1:12:24 | |
Well, I'm sorry. | 1:12:26 | 1:12:28 | |
But I don't think that I was listening before. | 1:12:31 | 1:12:34 | |
Well, maybe we do have a choice, eh? | 1:12:40 | 1:12:43 | |
Maybe we can choose not to hurt each other any more. | 1:12:45 | 1:12:49 | |
DOOR OPENS | 1:12:52 | 1:12:54 | |
Tam and Afia will be along shortly. Dad too. | 1:12:56 | 1:13:00 | |
Everything all right in here? | 1:13:05 | 1:13:07 | |
Yeah. I don't know about you, but I am getting very hungry, | 1:13:09 | 1:13:15 | |
so I am going to go into the kitchen and heat up some food. | 1:13:15 | 1:13:18 | |
-I've just spoken to his wife. -Hm. | 1:13:26 | 1:13:28 | |
And apparently it was just a row. | 1:13:28 | 1:13:30 | |
She was never really going to leave him. | 1:13:30 | 1:13:31 | |
I didn't even know he was married. | 1:13:31 | 1:13:34 | |
Well, you didn't ask, did you? | 1:13:34 | 1:13:37 | |
Erm. | 1:13:37 | 1:13:39 | |
How are you feeling? | 1:13:39 | 1:13:41 | |
Ali. | 1:13:45 | 1:13:46 | |
I've just spoken to your wife and she wants to talk. | 1:13:47 | 1:13:51 | |
So, I'm going to get you a cab and the fare's on us, all right? | 1:13:51 | 1:13:55 | |
Anthony? Amira? Can I come in a minute? | 1:13:57 | 1:13:59 | |
Yeah. Yeah, come in. Come in. | 1:13:59 | 1:14:01 | |
Oh, what happened to Amira? | 1:14:02 | 1:14:04 | |
She's gone. | 1:14:04 | 1:14:07 | |
Where to? | 1:14:07 | 1:14:08 | |
Tyler said that there's some drink in here somewhere. | 1:14:10 | 1:14:13 | |
It's just there, babes. | 1:14:13 | 1:14:15 | |
So, are you OK? | 1:14:15 | 1:14:18 | |
Yeah. Just a bit hungry, that's all. | 1:14:18 | 1:14:20 | |
Oh, well, me and Tyler are going to get a pizza if you're up for it. | 1:14:20 | 1:14:24 | |
Well, I've got monkfish in the fridge if you... | 1:14:24 | 1:14:27 | |
OK. Yeah, sure. Why not? | 1:14:27 | 1:14:30 | |
Right. Monkfish it is, then. | 1:14:30 | 1:14:32 | |
So, what? Are you saying we got him all wrong? | 1:14:44 | 1:14:47 | |
We owe your life to Christian, let's not forget that. | 1:14:47 | 1:14:51 | |
Come on, there must be more to it than that. | 1:14:51 | 1:14:53 | |
We just had a chat. That's all. | 1:14:53 | 1:14:55 | |
-Yeah. And? -And we worked out a few things. | 1:14:56 | 1:15:01 | |
-Like what? -Ha-ha. Ask your mum. | 1:15:01 | 1:15:05 | |
Hm-huh. | 1:15:10 | 1:15:11 | |
Hiya. Where've you been? | 1:15:12 | 1:15:17 | |
Oh, I've been trying to walk off this headache. | 1:15:17 | 1:15:20 | |
It didn't work. I'm going to go and lie down. | 1:15:20 | 1:15:22 | |
Can I do anything? | 1:15:22 | 1:15:24 | |
I'm OK. | 1:15:26 | 1:15:27 | |
Amira. You're just in time. We're about to eat. | 1:15:31 | 1:15:34 | |
Then, we're heading off to the mosque for the Khatam. | 1:15:34 | 1:15:37 | |
I'm not up to it, I'm sorry. | 1:15:37 | 1:15:39 | |
Christian, are you going to stay and join us for dinner? | 1:15:46 | 1:15:51 | |
If that's all right. | 1:15:53 | 1:15:54 | |
Of course. Could you run me a quick errand first though, please? | 1:15:54 | 1:15:59 | |
-Yeah, sure. -Thank you. | 1:16:01 | 1:16:04 | |
Let's go and endure this family dinner. | 1:16:11 | 1:16:14 | |
I can get you out of it if you want. | 1:16:14 | 1:16:15 | |
I mean, Mum's hardly in a position to kick up a fuss. | 1:16:15 | 1:16:17 | |
Well, if I can go through what I've been through | 1:16:17 | 1:16:20 | |
in the last three months, | 1:16:20 | 1:16:22 | |
I'm sure I can manage another couple of hours. | 1:16:22 | 1:16:25 | |
And... | 1:16:25 | 1:16:26 | |
what about us? How do you feel about us? | 1:16:26 | 1:16:31 | |
-I'm going to try. And you? -Yeah. | 1:16:31 | 1:16:35 | |
-It smells nice, you know. -Yes, I know it smells nice, Kim, | 1:16:41 | 1:16:43 | |
but we can wait until we get in the house. | 1:16:43 | 1:16:45 | |
-Just a little bite. It's going to get cold, you know. -No! We're going to put it on a plate, tonight. | 1:16:45 | 1:16:49 | |
-You really think you're Mum, innit. -No, I'm just trying to be civilised. | 1:16:49 | 1:16:52 | |
"Just trying to be civilised." I'm damn hungry, man. | 1:16:52 | 1:16:55 | |
I know, I'm hungry too. And tired. And fed up. | 1:16:55 | 1:16:59 | |
Let's get inside. | 1:16:59 | 1:17:01 | |
-Oh! What's that? -A letter. | 1:17:01 | 1:17:05 | |
I'll get it, shall I? Yeah. | 1:17:07 | 1:17:10 | |
I could murder a drink right now. | 1:17:10 | 1:17:12 | |
We haven't got any drinks. Can't afford any drinks. | 1:17:12 | 1:17:16 | |
-We can now with £130,000! -Ah! | 1:17:21 | 1:17:27 | |
-Oh, Zainab, you beauty! Ah! -Ah! | 1:17:27 | 1:17:29 | |
Let me look, let me look. | 1:17:29 | 1:17:31 | |
Hmm, lovely. So, this is monkfish? | 1:17:31 | 1:17:34 | |
-My mum don't really get past fish fingers. -It's a hidden talent. | 1:17:34 | 1:17:40 | |
-And how are you, bruv? You all right now? -Yeah, yeah, I'm all right. | 1:17:40 | 1:17:44 | |
Look, between you and me, all right, she hasn't had much experience. | 1:17:44 | 1:17:48 | |
Only Syed. And you know he's, he's gay. She just got nervous. | 1:17:48 | 1:17:52 | |
That's what all this is about. | 1:17:52 | 1:17:55 | |
So, was there ever a time you was inexperienced, Lauren? | 1:17:56 | 1:18:00 | |
Right, so you're still on then? | 1:18:04 | 1:18:06 | |
Yeah, it just needs a bit of time. | 1:18:06 | 1:18:10 | |
Tuck in. | 1:18:10 | 1:18:12 | |
So, what actually happens at one of these, you know, Khatams? | 1:18:15 | 1:18:20 | |
It's like a group prayer to cleanse you of ill fortune. | 1:18:20 | 1:18:23 | |
It's about forgiveness. | 1:18:23 | 1:18:25 | |
Well, we could all do with a bit of that, eh? | 1:18:25 | 1:18:28 | |
Christian, would you like to come along? | 1:18:32 | 1:18:36 | |
Really? | 1:18:38 | 1:18:40 | |
Yes. I mean, you don't have to take part, obviously. | 1:18:41 | 1:18:45 | |
But if you'd like to watch. | 1:18:45 | 1:18:47 | |
If you'd like to that's all. | 1:18:47 | 1:18:50 | |
I'd like to. I'd like that very much. | 1:18:50 | 1:18:54 | |
What about you, Afia? Are you going to come to the Khatam? | 1:18:54 | 1:18:59 | |
-Actually, Dad, me and Afia, we're feeling really tired. It's been a long day. -No. | 1:18:59 | 1:19:03 | |
It's all right, Tam. I'd like to go. | 1:19:03 | 1:19:05 | |
Thank you, Afia. | 1:19:05 | 1:19:07 | |
You all right? Come join us. | 1:19:11 | 1:19:15 | |
Can I have a word with you, please? In private. | 1:19:15 | 1:19:19 | |
Sure. | 1:19:19 | 1:19:21 | |
How's the head? | 1:19:30 | 1:19:32 | |
-What's with the bags? -I've made a decision. | 1:19:34 | 1:19:38 | |
OK? | 1:19:38 | 1:19:40 | |
There's no point pretending. | 1:19:40 | 1:19:42 | |
What do you mean? | 1:19:42 | 1:19:44 | |
You don't love me. You're never going to love me the way that I want you to. | 1:19:44 | 1:19:48 | |
You love someone else. | 1:19:48 | 1:19:50 | |
Amira, I... | 1:19:50 | 1:19:51 | |
It's not fair on me, it's not fair on you. I've got to take control of the situation. | 1:19:51 | 1:19:56 | |
I need you to look after Yasmin for me. | 1:19:57 | 1:20:00 | |
-What? -Just for a couple of days, just until I sort myself out. | 1:20:00 | 1:20:05 | |
-I need some time by myself. -Well, you can't leave now. | 1:20:05 | 1:20:08 | |
I've got a taxi waiting outside. Please, don't tell the others. | 1:20:08 | 1:20:11 | |
-I don't want to spoil it for everyone. -Amira. | 1:20:11 | 1:20:14 | |
Nothing you can say will make me change my mind. | 1:20:14 | 1:20:17 | |
Where you going to go? | 1:20:17 | 1:20:19 | |
Not far. | 1:20:19 | 1:20:20 | |
I'll be in touch. | 1:20:21 | 1:20:23 | |
Just promise me you won't say anything. | 1:20:23 | 1:20:26 | |
Just make up an excuse. Just... | 1:20:26 | 1:20:28 | |
..tell them whatever. | 1:20:30 | 1:20:33 | |
I'm sorry it didn't work out. | 1:20:35 | 1:20:37 | |
I've got to go. | 1:20:39 | 1:20:41 | |
MASOOD: I would like to propose a toast. | 1:21:05 | 1:21:09 | |
This family has been through so much over the last 12 months. | 1:21:11 | 1:21:15 | |
So much pain. | 1:21:16 | 1:21:18 | |
So much hurt. So much anger. | 1:21:18 | 1:21:22 | |
And, yet, amazingly, we're all still here. | 1:21:23 | 1:21:27 | |
I know it's a long, long road, | 1:21:28 | 1:21:31 | |
but I believe that the love that's round this table, | 1:21:31 | 1:21:37 | |
the love that we share, | 1:21:37 | 1:21:40 | |
the love we all feel, right? | 1:21:40 | 1:21:42 | |
I believe that this love will see us through. | 1:21:44 | 1:21:48 | |
I'm so proud of us all. | 1:21:49 | 1:21:51 | |
Come, Pappu, this is important. Is Amira not coming? | 1:21:53 | 1:21:57 | |
No, she's just had a call from her cousin. | 1:21:57 | 1:22:00 | |
Apparently, Qadim's been taken ill. | 1:22:00 | 1:22:02 | |
She didn't want to leave, but she felt she had to. | 1:22:02 | 1:22:05 | |
She apologises for leaving so suddenly. | 1:22:05 | 1:22:08 | |
Is it serious? | 1:22:08 | 1:22:09 | |
She won't know until she gets there. | 1:22:09 | 1:22:11 | |
Well, we'll keep him in our prayers. | 1:22:11 | 1:22:15 | |
So, raise your glass, son. | 1:22:16 | 1:22:18 | |
To the family. | 1:22:18 | 1:22:21 | |
To Christian. | 1:22:23 | 1:22:24 | |
To us all. Nayi shuruaat aur lambi zindagi. | 1:22:25 | 1:22:28 | |
That means new start and long life. | 1:22:28 | 1:22:32 | |
Say it again. | 1:22:32 | 1:22:35 | |
Nayi shuruaat aur lambi zindagi. | 1:22:35 | 1:22:38 | |
Nayi... Say it again. | 1:22:38 | 1:22:41 | |
-Cheers. -Cheers. -Cheers. | 1:22:43 | 1:22:46 | |
MUSIC ON RADIO | 1:23:04 | 1:23:06 | |
All right, Mum? | 1:23:19 | 1:23:21 | |
Yeah. A bit thirsty. | 1:23:21 | 1:23:23 | |
What? Not too old for a little bop, am I? | 1:23:23 | 1:23:26 | |
Oh, your hair's a bit flat, Mand, innit? | 1:23:26 | 1:23:28 | |
Borrow some of my hairspray if you want? | 1:23:28 | 1:23:31 | |
Hev... Oh, Hev, you've got to save me. | 1:23:57 | 1:23:59 | |
I'm so ashamed of myself. It's the kitchen... | 1:23:59 | 1:24:04 | |
it's clean. | 1:24:04 | 1:24:07 | |
Can I come round? | 1:24:07 | 1:24:08 | |
Come round? | 1:24:08 | 1:24:10 | |
Erm, it's just that Andrew, he's just moved in, and... | 1:24:10 | 1:24:15 | |
'Moved in?' | 1:24:15 | 1:24:16 | |
Yeah, and we're sort of celebrating. | 1:24:16 | 1:24:19 | |
Congratulations. | 1:24:19 | 1:24:21 | |
Listen, some other time, yeah? | 1:24:21 | 1:24:25 | |
See you. Bye. | 1:24:25 | 1:24:26 | |
Do you think Amira will come back? | 1:24:31 | 1:24:34 | |
-No. -No? | 1:24:34 | 1:24:36 | |
Why d'you have to be so negative all the time? | 1:24:36 | 1:24:38 | |
I'm just managing expectations. You know, it's the vital, | 1:24:38 | 1:24:41 | |
yet under-appreciated role I play in this family. | 1:24:41 | 1:24:44 | |
Whereas it's your job to make vague, sweeping statements | 1:24:44 | 1:24:46 | |
denigrating the key personality traits of the ones you hold dearest. | 1:24:46 | 1:24:50 | |
Why d'you have to be so long-winded all the time? | 1:24:50 | 1:24:53 | |
Been thinking. Why don't we take the night off, do something? | 1:24:53 | 1:24:57 | |
We can't. We're short-staffed. I'm just going to... | 1:24:57 | 1:25:01 | |
He's just a bit sensitive at the moment, Afia, that's all. | 1:25:03 | 1:25:07 | |
-We all are. -Yeah. | 1:25:07 | 1:25:09 | |
Wait - I've got an idea. | 1:25:09 | 1:25:13 | |
I do love this house, Ian - it's so spacious, | 1:25:13 | 1:25:17 | |
yet homey at the same time, innit? | 1:25:17 | 1:25:19 | |
No wonder my daughter's nailed her hat here. | 1:25:19 | 1:25:22 | |
I would do too, given half the chance. | 1:25:22 | 1:25:25 | |
Well, you're welcome to stay as long as you like. | 1:25:28 | 1:25:33 | |
-You are drunk. -Drunk? Do I look drunk to you, Ian? | 1:25:33 | 1:25:37 | |
No, not really, no... | 1:25:37 | 1:25:39 | |
Well, that doesn't mean anything - she's an alcoholic. | 1:25:39 | 1:25:43 | |
I can tell the signs. Look at her eyes. | 1:25:43 | 1:25:46 | |
You're seeing things, love. I don't blame her - | 1:25:46 | 1:25:48 | |
Mandy's been through some tough times with me. | 1:25:48 | 1:25:51 | |
I'm grateful she's let me back in her life. | 1:25:51 | 1:25:53 | |
I think you'd better make a move, Mum. | 1:25:53 | 1:25:56 | |
A move? | 1:25:56 | 1:25:57 | |
Yeah. Ian's been really polite, you don't want to outstay your welcome. | 1:25:57 | 1:26:01 | |
Is that what I've done? | 1:26:01 | 1:26:04 | |
No. No, not at all. | 1:26:06 | 1:26:08 | |
See, I thought we were just getting to know each other, you know. | 1:26:08 | 1:26:11 | |
I mean, he hasn't met the real me yet. Has he, Mand? | 1:26:11 | 1:26:15 | |
-There you go, Zee. -Thank you. | 1:26:19 | 1:26:22 | |
You know, I just wanted to say that, for everything that you've done | 1:26:22 | 1:26:26 | |
for Kim, Patrick, me - I am eternally grateful. | 1:26:26 | 1:26:31 | |
Don't be silly - it's my pleasure. | 1:26:31 | 1:26:34 | |
Well, it means a lot, so... | 1:26:34 | 1:26:36 | |
-Dee, Dee, Dee. -What? | 1:26:36 | 1:26:38 | |
Check this out. Check this out. Look. | 1:26:38 | 1:26:40 | |
-Now, you see this Jacuzzi, right? -Yeah. | 1:26:40 | 1:26:43 | |
Now, picture it with "Kimberley's Palace" | 1:26:43 | 1:26:45 | |
emblazoned across the side with neon lights. | 1:26:45 | 1:26:48 | |
Hmm? This has got to be top of the list. | 1:26:48 | 1:26:50 | |
-Oh, you've got a list? -Oh, yeah, too right. | 1:26:50 | 1:26:53 | |
Listen, when you're spending big money, you have to be organised. | 1:26:53 | 1:26:56 | |
-No messing about. -Very commendable. | 1:26:56 | 1:26:59 | |
Yes, but me and Kim, | 1:26:59 | 1:27:01 | |
we were just saying how grateful we are, right, Kim? | 1:27:01 | 1:27:04 | |
-Oh, yeah. Thanks. -And, obviously, | 1:27:04 | 1:27:07 | |
if there's anything that we can ever do to repay the favour, then... | 1:27:07 | 1:27:11 | |
It's funny you should say that... | 1:27:11 | 1:27:14 | |
You texting Amira again? How many you sent her now? | 1:27:14 | 1:27:17 | |
About two and a half. | 1:27:17 | 1:27:19 | |
Half? How can you send half a message? | 1:27:19 | 1:27:21 | |
One was a kiss. | 1:27:21 | 1:27:23 | |
Oh...please make it stop. It's embarrassing. | 1:27:23 | 1:27:25 | |
Two words, eh, Whitney Dean. | 1:27:25 | 1:27:29 | |
-Well, good morning. -Morning. | 1:27:30 | 1:27:32 | |
You just up? | 1:27:32 | 1:27:34 | |
So? And by the way, have any of you two ever heard of loo roll? | 1:27:34 | 1:27:37 | |
Have you ever heard of a thing called a shop? | 1:27:37 | 1:27:40 | |
All right, I'll go and get some. Cash, please? | 1:27:40 | 1:27:43 | |
Use your own. | 1:27:44 | 1:27:45 | |
I kind of haven't got any. | 1:27:45 | 1:27:48 | |
-Well, how are you planning on paying the rent, then? -Rent? | 1:27:48 | 1:27:51 | |
Mm-hmm. | 1:27:51 | 1:27:53 | |
Maybe you're just being paranoid. | 1:27:55 | 1:27:57 | |
It's like your mum said - she's given you reason in the past. | 1:27:57 | 1:28:00 | |
Yeah, but you don't know her. | 1:28:00 | 1:28:02 | |
She's sly, she's trying to get you onside. | 1:28:02 | 1:28:05 | |
Look, if I'm on anyone's side it's yours, all right? | 1:28:05 | 1:28:09 | |
But she is your mum, and, look, maybe she needs you | 1:28:09 | 1:28:13 | |
-and this is her cry for help. -DOOR OPENS | 1:28:13 | 1:28:16 | |
Ahh, just the lady that I need. | 1:28:16 | 1:28:19 | |
"Oh, hello, Dad, how are you?" | 1:28:19 | 1:28:22 | |
Erm, can you do me a favour? Can you hand these out. | 1:28:22 | 1:28:25 | |
Seriously? | 1:28:25 | 1:28:27 | |
Yeah, seriously. Look, McKlunky's is sticking a big dent in our profits. | 1:28:27 | 1:28:30 | |
-It'll just take a couple of hours. -Why can't she do it? | 1:28:30 | 1:28:34 | |
Well, it's a good point - you could help. | 1:28:34 | 1:28:36 | |
I would, but... | 1:28:36 | 1:28:38 | |
Big girl, me. Besides, I've got plenty here to keep me entertained. | 1:28:38 | 1:28:41 | |
Settled, then. | 1:28:41 | 1:28:44 | |
-Why not? -Lauren, look at it from my point of view. | 1:28:46 | 1:28:49 | |
Why would I want to employ someone who is lazy, irresponsible and for most of the time, drunk? | 1:28:49 | 1:28:54 | |
Fine, second-rate car sales ain't really my scene anyway. | 1:28:54 | 1:28:57 | |
-Good. -And the money was a joke. | 1:28:57 | 1:28:59 | |
Right, well, don't forget to put me down as your referee, yeah? | 1:28:59 | 1:29:02 | |
Hello, darling. | 1:29:02 | 1:29:04 | |
-What did she say? -She wanted her job back, didn't she? Cheeky mare. | 1:29:05 | 1:29:09 | |
Maybe you should give it back. We can keep an eye on her. | 1:29:09 | 1:29:11 | |
I know what I'm doing. She'll come running back in under six hours. | 1:29:11 | 1:29:15 | |
Princess Amira off shopping, is she? Left you with the baby. | 1:29:19 | 1:29:22 | |
Didn't Ant tell you? She's left Walford. | 1:29:22 | 1:29:24 | |
Vodka. | 1:29:28 | 1:29:30 | |
Cheese. | 1:29:30 | 1:29:32 | |
Not the type you find in the back of your fridge. | 1:29:32 | 1:29:34 | |
This is bona fide Stinking Bishop. | 1:29:34 | 1:29:37 | |
And wait for it, wait for it... | 1:29:37 | 1:29:39 | |
Cagney and Lacey box set, I got it down the market. | 1:29:39 | 1:29:42 | |
Well, slap me down, Hev, I expected a better reaction than that. | 1:29:43 | 1:29:46 | |
She said she was busy. | 1:29:46 | 1:29:48 | |
Pen. Paper. We can make a list. | 1:29:48 | 1:29:52 | |
A list? | 1:29:52 | 1:29:53 | |
-Yeah, you know. Things to do. It's what honoured maids do, innit? -It's actually all sorted. | 1:29:53 | 1:29:58 | |
Nah, come on, there must be something. Flowers? | 1:29:58 | 1:30:00 | |
Mr Trueman's getting them. | 1:30:00 | 1:30:02 | |
What about them little name thingies that you put on the table? | 1:30:02 | 1:30:06 | |
-No, we're not making it that formal. -DJ? | 1:30:06 | 1:30:09 | |
By sorted, we meant...sorted. | 1:30:09 | 1:30:11 | |
Erm, there is one thing you can do. | 1:30:11 | 1:30:14 | |
We haven't decided on the reading yet. | 1:30:14 | 1:30:16 | |
So, s'pose you could help out with that. | 1:30:16 | 1:30:18 | |
Stop being so thick, all right, Tamwar? | 1:30:23 | 1:30:25 | |
we're here to run the restaurant so that you can have a nice evening with Afia. | 1:30:25 | 1:30:29 | |
-Here you go. -There's no need, cos she knows we're busy. -Masood! | 1:30:29 | 1:30:32 | |
Yeah, yeah, look, Tam, after everything | 1:30:32 | 1:30:35 | |
we've been through recently - Afia especially - | 1:30:35 | 1:30:37 | |
we need to be a bit... kinder to each other. | 1:30:37 | 1:30:40 | |
Now, look, Tam, it's time for you to step up. | 1:30:40 | 1:30:43 | |
Your wife needs you. | 1:30:43 | 1:30:45 | |
You know, I reckon I was wrong about your mum. | 1:30:53 | 1:30:55 | |
She's nice. Brave, even. | 1:30:55 | 1:30:57 | |
It must be hard, battling an alcohol addiction. | 1:30:59 | 1:31:02 | |
You must really, really trust her. | 1:31:02 | 1:31:06 | |
You know what? Tell Ian I ain't his skivvy. | 1:31:06 | 1:31:11 | |
Where's she off to? | 1:31:13 | 1:31:16 | |
Oh, give them here. I'll do it. | 1:31:17 | 1:31:20 | |
BOTH: # Diamonds and Pearls... # | 1:31:20 | 1:31:22 | |
To the D to the I to the A to the M. | 1:31:22 | 1:31:25 | |
O to the N to the D to the pearls of love... | 1:31:25 | 1:31:28 | |
Perfect. | 1:31:28 | 1:31:29 | |
Perfect! | 1:31:29 | 1:31:30 | |
Or maybe not. | 1:31:32 | 1:31:34 | |
It's a bit... | 1:31:35 | 1:31:37 | |
-A bit what? -It's a lot tacky. | 1:31:37 | 1:31:41 | |
-Maybe he's right, Shirl. -It's Prince! It's class! | 1:31:42 | 1:31:47 | |
I was thinking a poem. | 1:31:47 | 1:31:49 | |
Hev's never read a poem in her life! | 1:31:50 | 1:31:52 | |
-Shakespeare - a love sonnet. -Oh, shut up. | 1:31:52 | 1:31:54 | |
You can't have Shakespeare at your wedding - tell him. | 1:31:54 | 1:31:58 | |
I like Romeo and Juliet. | 1:31:58 | 1:32:00 | |
You like Leonardo DiCaprio, it ain't the same thing. | 1:32:00 | 1:32:03 | |
I'm just saying, maybe we should discuss it first. | 1:32:03 | 1:32:06 | |
You know - in private. | 1:32:06 | 1:32:09 | |
OK, sure. | 1:32:09 | 1:32:10 | |
No. We're going to compete for this. | 1:32:10 | 1:32:14 | |
You think you know Hev better than me? Prove it. | 1:32:14 | 1:32:19 | |
All right, then. | 1:32:19 | 1:32:21 | |
All right, then. | 1:32:21 | 1:32:23 | |
Mum! | 1:32:27 | 1:32:30 | |
Mum! | 1:32:39 | 1:32:41 | |
Mum! Mum! | 1:32:42 | 1:32:45 | |
Mum. Mum! | 1:32:45 | 1:32:48 | |
I was having a kip. | 1:32:48 | 1:32:50 | |
All the things you said, the counselling, the medication... | 1:32:53 | 1:32:58 | |
What you doing back so soon? You checking up on me? | 1:32:58 | 1:33:00 | |
Mum, you can't keep drinking like this... | 1:33:02 | 1:33:06 | |
Oh, leave it out, Mand. I'm fed up with this high and mighty act. | 1:33:06 | 1:33:09 | |
It ain't you, so drop it. | 1:33:09 | 1:33:11 | |
Come on. | 1:33:15 | 1:33:17 | |
Come and sit with your old mum, eh? | 1:33:17 | 1:33:20 | |
Come on. We've barely spent any time together since I first got here. | 1:33:20 | 1:33:25 | |
You know why I do it, don't you? | 1:33:30 | 1:33:32 | |
I don't mean to, but it just helps, you know? | 1:33:34 | 1:33:38 | |
Helps stop the pain. | 1:33:38 | 1:33:40 | |
D'you know what really hurts? Cuts me to the quick. | 1:33:42 | 1:33:46 | |
To think, if that stuck-up little madam hadn't got in touch, | 1:33:48 | 1:33:52 | |
I never would have known about any of this. | 1:33:52 | 1:33:54 | |
You wouldn't have told me. | 1:33:54 | 1:33:57 | |
Now you want to get rid of me. | 1:33:59 | 1:34:01 | |
This is my life, Mum. | 1:34:03 | 1:34:05 | |
Mine. You don't get to take everything from me. | 1:34:06 | 1:34:12 | |
Kept your priorities the same - always looking out for number one - | 1:34:12 | 1:34:15 | |
just like you've always done. | 1:34:15 | 1:34:17 | |
Is that right? | 1:34:19 | 1:34:20 | |
So who was it, Mum, that used to sit up all night by the phone | 1:34:22 | 1:34:26 | |
waiting to call the police just in case you didn't come home? | 1:34:26 | 1:34:31 | |
Who was it, Mum, that would sit up all night while you slept, | 1:34:31 | 1:34:34 | |
waiting for you to choke on your own vomit? | 1:34:34 | 1:34:36 | |
Or stand outside your bedroom door, Mum, | 1:34:36 | 1:34:41 | |
waiting for your moans to turn into screams? | 1:34:41 | 1:34:44 | |
That's right. Yeah, total mess-up, me. No wonder you want rid. | 1:34:44 | 1:34:48 | |
I never said that... | 1:34:48 | 1:34:50 | |
No, you don't have to. You've always thought you were better than me. | 1:34:50 | 1:34:54 | |
Making out you're all lah-di-dah. | 1:34:54 | 1:34:57 | |
I tell you, you're no different from me. | 1:34:57 | 1:35:01 | |
A washed-up old tart. | 1:35:01 | 1:35:04 | |
You're jealous, Mum. That's what this is. | 1:35:09 | 1:35:13 | |
Cos I've found someone who...who cares about me | 1:35:16 | 1:35:19 | |
and you don't like it. | 1:35:19 | 1:35:21 | |
Because I can do something, Mum, you've never been capable of... | 1:35:21 | 1:35:26 | |
..I can get someone to love me. | 1:35:28 | 1:35:31 | |
Oh, sweetheart. | 1:35:31 | 1:35:34 | |
Oh, Mandy Moo. | 1:35:34 | 1:35:37 | |
I've told you this before. | 1:35:37 | 1:35:39 | |
Men don't fall in love with girls like you. | 1:35:41 | 1:35:45 | |
Cos you're nothing | 1:35:45 | 1:35:47 | |
but a skinny little cow. | 1:35:47 | 1:35:52 | |
There is not one lovable bone in that entire body of yours. | 1:35:52 | 1:35:56 | |
And if you died tomorrow, d'you think anyone would shed a tear? | 1:35:57 | 1:36:03 | |
No. | 1:36:03 | 1:36:05 | |
Do you think anybody would be there at your graveside? | 1:36:05 | 1:36:07 | |
No. | 1:36:11 | 1:36:12 | |
-IAN: -You all right? | 1:36:19 | 1:36:21 | |
Mandy? | 1:36:23 | 1:36:25 | |
What's happened? | 1:36:29 | 1:36:30 | |
It was like a hijack. Like a parental hijack. | 1:36:35 | 1:36:38 | |
Well, your mum's assertiveness has its uses sometimes. | 1:36:38 | 1:36:42 | |
-What's that? Baked beans? -Well, you weren't expecting me | 1:36:43 | 1:36:46 | |
to slave all day in the kitchen, now, were you? | 1:36:46 | 1:36:49 | |
I mean, this is the 21st century, Tam. Now, sit down. | 1:36:49 | 1:36:53 | |
OK. | 1:36:55 | 1:36:57 | |
Who's my favourite female singer? | 1:37:00 | 1:37:03 | |
Is it Madonna? | 1:37:03 | 1:37:05 | |
Madonna? You muppet. Hazel Dean. | 1:37:05 | 1:37:08 | |
Correct. Next question - what's my favourite song? | 1:37:08 | 1:37:14 | |
I know this, I know this - it's Careless Whisper. | 1:37:14 | 1:37:16 | |
Uh. Trick question. | 1:37:16 | 1:37:18 | |
I got it, I got it - it's Wham, Wake Me Up - pride of place in your vinyl collection, innit? | 1:37:18 | 1:37:24 | |
That's number two. It's Mel And Kim, Respectable. | 1:37:24 | 1:37:27 | |
Correct. Right, that's four to Shirley, zero to Andrew. | 1:37:27 | 1:37:32 | |
# Diamonds and Pearls... # | 1:37:32 | 1:37:35 | |
Next question, what's George's favourite song? | 1:37:35 | 1:37:38 | |
-The Wheels On The Bus. -Correct. | 1:37:38 | 1:37:41 | |
No, hang on a minute. | 1:37:41 | 1:37:42 | |
This quiz is supposed to be about you, not George. | 1:37:42 | 1:37:45 | |
Yeah, so George is me. OK. | 1:37:45 | 1:37:49 | |
What is George's favourite food? | 1:37:49 | 1:37:52 | |
Mashed banana with chocolate sprinkles. | 1:37:53 | 1:37:57 | |
-Correct. -Yes! | 1:37:57 | 1:37:59 | |
She all right? I didn't mean anything that I said. You know, she's over-sensitive. | 1:37:59 | 1:38:03 | |
You know what mothers and daughters can be like. | 1:38:03 | 1:38:06 | |
Yeah, how about we all go out for a meal? | 1:38:06 | 1:38:08 | |
-You an' all, Lucy. -Lovely. | 1:38:08 | 1:38:10 | |
Yeah, I think it's what we need - you know, get out of the house. | 1:38:10 | 1:38:13 | |
Yeah. Lovely. | 1:38:13 | 1:38:16 | |
Who's the prettiest girl in the world? Who is? | 1:38:19 | 1:38:22 | |
Not when she's making that face. | 1:38:22 | 1:38:24 | |
You better not need a nappy change, Yaz. | 1:38:24 | 1:38:27 | |
-I will leave you to enjoy the perks of fatherhood. -Yeah, while I still can. | 1:38:27 | 1:38:31 | |
-Amira called - she's taking her back tonight. -No... | 1:38:31 | 1:38:36 | |
Just when I was getting used to it. | 1:38:36 | 1:38:40 | |
Syed, you'll always be her father. | 1:38:40 | 1:38:43 | |
Ma. About yesterday...Christian... it meant a lot. | 1:38:45 | 1:38:53 | |
-You all right? -Hello. | 1:38:59 | 1:39:02 | |
-Kim? -Anthony - hope you're all right. | 1:39:02 | 1:39:07 | |
-I'm sure she didn't mean to hurt you. -What you talking about? | 1:39:07 | 1:39:10 | |
-Have you not spoken to Tyler? -Not recently. Why? | 1:39:10 | 1:39:14 | |
Look, maybe it's best if he tells you. | 1:39:14 | 1:39:17 | |
I think it's best if you tell me, don't you? | 1:39:17 | 1:39:21 | |
College leavers? | 1:39:22 | 1:39:25 | |
And by that, you mean with some sort of grades, I suppose? | 1:39:25 | 1:39:29 | |
All right, thank you. Bye. | 1:39:29 | 1:39:31 | |
Oh, that bad, is it? | 1:39:33 | 1:39:36 | |
What? No, my head just felt a bit heavy, that's all. | 1:39:36 | 1:39:42 | |
Why don't you come home, sweetheart? I miss you. | 1:39:42 | 1:39:45 | |
House feels empty without you, and Abi's going off on a school trip | 1:39:45 | 1:39:48 | |
-next week so it'll feel even emptier... -Don't, Mum. | 1:39:48 | 1:39:50 | |
-What? -Guilt trip me. | 1:39:50 | 1:39:53 | |
I'll still be there for you, with the scan and everything, I just won't be in the same house as you. | 1:39:53 | 1:39:57 | |
What are you going to live off? | 1:39:57 | 1:40:00 | |
-Wages, like most human beings. -You haven't got a job. | 1:40:00 | 1:40:04 | |
Ah, see, that is where you're wrong. | 1:40:04 | 1:40:08 | |
OK, so it's neck and neck - 24 points each. | 1:40:18 | 1:40:23 | |
Final question... | 1:40:23 | 1:40:25 | |
How...do I take my tea? | 1:40:25 | 1:40:29 | |
Milky, three sugars. Sucker! | 1:40:32 | 1:40:36 | |
Actually, Shirl, that's the wrong answer. Andrew? | 1:40:36 | 1:40:40 | |
It's milky, two and a half sugars. | 1:40:40 | 1:40:44 | |
Correct. | 1:40:44 | 1:40:46 | |
No, it ain't. I've been making her tea over 20 years. | 1:40:46 | 1:40:50 | |
Well, it's a New Year's resolution, Shirl - I've cut down this year. | 1:40:50 | 1:40:54 | |
Guess that means I won? | 1:40:54 | 1:40:56 | |
Guess so. | 1:40:56 | 1:40:58 | |
Right. Well... | 1:41:00 | 1:41:04 | |
Congratulations. | 1:41:06 | 1:41:08 | |
Better start learning your Shakespeare, Hev. | 1:41:11 | 1:41:15 | |
"Forsooth, thee looks as fit as a rose, Hev." | 1:41:15 | 1:41:19 | |
Designer clothes, underwear, shoes...more shoes! | 1:41:21 | 1:41:24 | |
What? I need a new wardrobe, don't I? | 1:41:24 | 1:41:27 | |
Kim, we said we'd discuss what we spent. | 1:41:27 | 1:41:28 | |
Anyway, it'll be ages before we see the money, anyway. | 1:41:28 | 1:41:31 | |
What about the bling watch that you bought? | 1:41:31 | 1:41:34 | |
I gave you that money in good faith, | 1:41:34 | 1:41:36 | |
-trusting that you would use it wisely. -Oh, right, so you want it back now? | 1:41:36 | 1:41:39 | |
No...that's not what I'm saying. | 1:41:39 | 1:41:41 | |
-So what are you saying? Just say, or just butt out. -Oh! | 1:41:41 | 1:41:45 | |
Nice one, sis! | 1:41:45 | 1:41:47 | |
-Why don't you just get out of the place? -What? | 1:41:48 | 1:41:50 | |
You all right, love? | 1:41:53 | 1:41:54 | |
Well, Ian Beale, I just want to thank you for your hospitality to me | 1:41:54 | 1:42:01 | |
and my daughter. | 1:42:01 | 1:42:02 | |
Let's order champagne - celebrate! | 1:42:04 | 1:42:07 | |
-No, Mum. -Ian's a man of class. | 1:42:07 | 1:42:09 | |
I bet you know all the names of the fancy ones, don't you? | 1:42:09 | 1:42:13 | |
-We're not ordering champagne. -Lucy! | 1:42:13 | 1:42:15 | |
Oh, you can't afford it. Sorry, I didn't think... | 1:42:15 | 1:42:19 | |
No. Well, s'pose one bottle won't hurt, will it? | 1:42:19 | 1:42:24 | |
Masood... A bottle of that. | 1:42:24 | 1:42:27 | |
Ready for pudding? | 1:42:35 | 1:42:36 | |
-Yeah, Angel Delight? -Very funny. Right, are you ready? | 1:42:36 | 1:42:41 | |
Yeah. | 1:42:41 | 1:42:42 | |
Look, I know you wanted a life-size one, but, well, I thought | 1:42:44 | 1:42:48 | |
I'd make you an edible one because it's cheaper and more fun for me. | 1:42:48 | 1:42:53 | |
It's not very good, is it? | 1:42:53 | 1:42:54 | |
I never said I was an expert baker, | 1:42:54 | 1:42:56 | |
and I was never, ever any good at colouring in between the lines, | 1:42:56 | 1:42:59 | |
but, actually, Tam, I think I've got the shape down pretty well. | 1:42:59 | 1:43:03 | |
You like it, then? | 1:43:03 | 1:43:06 | |
Yeah. | 1:43:06 | 1:43:07 | |
Ow! | 1:43:08 | 1:43:10 | |
-Sorry. -No... | 1:43:10 | 1:43:11 | |
-I'm sorry. -Afia... | 1:43:11 | 1:43:14 | |
All right? | 1:43:18 | 1:43:19 | |
I take it you've heard, then? | 1:43:23 | 1:43:25 | |
Gutted? | 1:43:26 | 1:43:28 | |
Can I... Can I get a beer? | 1:43:31 | 1:43:33 | |
You know, you're better off without her, mate. | 1:43:40 | 1:43:42 | |
Don't. Just don't talk. | 1:43:42 | 1:43:45 | |
Zee, look, I wanted to say sorry for snapping at you earlier. | 1:43:50 | 1:43:57 | |
You're right. Kim and I - it was a bit rash, spending the money. | 1:43:57 | 1:44:01 | |
I am gonna sit down and have a proper think about it. | 1:44:01 | 1:44:06 | |
-That's very sensible. -So we're mates? | 1:44:06 | 1:44:09 | |
-Yes. -Great. | 1:44:09 | 1:44:10 | |
You know what, Denise? Why don't I come over tomorrow | 1:44:10 | 1:44:13 | |
and then we can work it out? It'll only take a few hours. | 1:44:13 | 1:44:15 | |
-Fantastic! -Great. Let's go. | 1:44:15 | 1:44:18 | |
Erm, where did you get that from? | 1:44:19 | 1:44:22 | |
They made it for me specially at the bar. | 1:44:22 | 1:44:24 | |
You don't mind do you, love? She's scared I'll embarrass her and get drunk. | 1:44:24 | 1:44:29 | |
That's Mand all over, always been ashamed of her old mum. | 1:44:29 | 1:44:33 | |
-Maybe she has good reason. -Lucy! | 1:44:33 | 1:44:35 | |
That why she didn't tell Dad you stole his money? | 1:44:35 | 1:44:38 | |
I thought you said it was to pay back a loan? | 1:44:38 | 1:44:41 | |
What difference does it make? | 1:44:41 | 1:44:43 | |
So she did steal from me? | 1:44:43 | 1:44:45 | |
Yeah. Why are you sitting there and letting her get away with it? | 1:44:45 | 1:44:48 | |
-I thought you respected me? -Oh, Ian, my love. Why would I respect you? | 1:44:48 | 1:44:53 | |
-How dare you?! -I think we should go. | 1:44:53 | 1:44:55 | |
Come on, we're having a nice time. What's the rush? You can take a joke, can't you? | 1:44:55 | 1:44:59 | |
-I think I missed the punchline. -So, you and my daughter - it's the real deal, is it? | 1:44:59 | 1:45:04 | |
Yeah, that's right. | 1:45:04 | 1:45:05 | |
Love's young dream? Jumping you every night, is she? Can't get enough? | 1:45:05 | 1:45:09 | |
-Mum, don't be sick! -I thought not. Well, don't that tell you something, eh? | 1:45:09 | 1:45:13 | |
I bet she makes you work for it too, don't she? Nice presents, drinks, evenings out... | 1:45:13 | 1:45:18 | |
and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll get lucky. | 1:45:18 | 1:45:22 | |
But it's always on a promise. | 1:45:22 | 1:45:25 | |
Mandy! Mandy, wait up. | 1:45:35 | 1:45:38 | |
-What is Ian thinking of with her? -No idea. | 1:45:40 | 1:45:43 | |
-Hello. -All right? -So this is it, yeah? The big job? | 1:45:43 | 1:45:48 | |
Bit of cleaning for Janine? What was it, more your scene? | 1:45:48 | 1:45:52 | |
For your information, Dad, it's well good - | 1:45:52 | 1:45:55 | |
I've met loads of cool people. Lola's a right laugh. | 1:45:55 | 1:45:58 | |
D'you want a chip? Have a chip, I don't need all these. | 1:45:58 | 1:46:01 | |
No, no, no. I'm not hungry, actually. Janine bought us all pizzas to say thank you. | 1:46:01 | 1:46:05 | |
-Ow, wow. Sounds great. -That's nice, innit? | 1:46:05 | 1:46:08 | |
Yeah, have a good night. | 1:46:08 | 1:46:11 | |
Look after yourself, won't you? | 1:46:11 | 1:46:14 | |
Six hours, you said. | 1:46:16 | 1:46:18 | |
Oi! | 1:46:27 | 1:46:29 | |
-You drunken idiot! -Don't ask. | 1:46:29 | 1:46:33 | |
She let you win, do you know that? | 1:46:39 | 1:46:41 | |
-What? -It's true. You don't know Hev. Not really. | 1:46:41 | 1:46:47 | |
Not sure Heather would agree with you. | 1:46:47 | 1:46:49 | |
Where were you, Andrew, when all the important things happened? | 1:46:49 | 1:46:52 | |
Where were you when I was drying her tears | 1:46:52 | 1:46:55 | |
when her bully of a mother called her a pig? | 1:46:55 | 1:46:58 | |
Where were you when I was picking up the pieces of her broken heart for the umpteenth time? | 1:46:58 | 1:47:03 | |
You ever sat up with her all night listening to Careless Whisper on repeat | 1:47:03 | 1:47:07 | |
until she falls asleep? | 1:47:07 | 1:47:08 | |
Where were you, Andrew? | 1:47:10 | 1:47:13 | |
I was there. | 1:47:13 | 1:47:14 | |
I know Hev. | 1:47:15 | 1:47:16 | |
And d'you know why Andrew doesn't know that stuff, Shirl? | 1:47:16 | 1:47:22 | |
Because that's not who I am any more. | 1:47:22 | 1:47:25 | |
I'm not your loser sidekick whose only relationship was with someone | 1:47:25 | 1:47:30 | |
who didn't love me back. | 1:47:30 | 1:47:32 | |
I've moved on from all that. I'm happy. | 1:47:32 | 1:47:35 | |
And so, you should be happy for me too. | 1:47:38 | 1:47:41 | |
Sorry, Hev. I shouldn't have come. | 1:47:43 | 1:47:47 | |
I'll leave you two to enjoy your evening together. | 1:47:49 | 1:47:53 | |
Why didn't you tell me what she's like? | 1:48:04 | 1:48:07 | |
I tried, but... | 1:48:07 | 1:48:09 | |
You know, I would never have let it get this far... | 1:48:09 | 1:48:11 | |
She wouldn't stay away. | 1:48:11 | 1:48:13 | |
-You...get out of my house. -Lighten up, Ian, I was only having a laugh. | 1:48:13 | 1:48:17 | |
-Look what she did to me. -Yeah, good shot, weren't it? | 1:48:17 | 1:48:20 | |
-Get up them stairs, pack your bags and get out of my house. -Tell him, Mand. -Go! | 1:48:20 | 1:48:23 | |
Mand, tell him. | 1:48:23 | 1:48:24 | |
Can I help? | 1:48:36 | 1:48:37 | |
No, I've got it. | 1:48:37 | 1:48:39 | |
I'm your wife. | 1:48:39 | 1:48:40 | |
Is that OK? | 1:48:53 | 1:48:55 | |
Yeah. | 1:48:55 | 1:48:56 | |
Well, I'll be seeing you then, Mand. | 1:49:06 | 1:49:08 | |
When you get bored of this one. | 1:49:08 | 1:49:11 | |
-Cos no doubt, Ian, she will, mark my words. -Out of my house. | 1:49:11 | 1:49:14 | |
-And, you, watch yourself. -Oi, leave her. -Be seeing you. | 1:49:14 | 1:49:17 | |
Do you know how many other losers she's got down the aisle? | 1:49:20 | 1:49:22 | |
No? Surprise, surprise, she kept that quiet, didn't she? | 1:49:22 | 1:49:26 | |
-Nine! -Just go. | 1:49:26 | 1:49:29 | |
You just say the name Alex to her, and you see the look on her face. | 1:49:29 | 1:49:34 | |
Cos he was the last poor wretch. | 1:49:34 | 1:49:37 | |
But now she's broken him, he's lost his home, his job, | 1:49:37 | 1:49:40 | |
everything - he's a mess - just like the rest of them. | 1:49:40 | 1:49:44 | |
Cos my daughter, she eats them up and she spits 'em out. | 1:49:44 | 1:49:50 | |
My advice to you - get out now while you can. | 1:49:50 | 1:49:53 | |
Before she's taken every scrap of dignity that you've got left. | 1:49:53 | 1:49:57 | |
Alex. Remember that? | 1:49:59 | 1:50:02 | |
DOOR SLAMS | 1:50:06 | 1:50:08 | |
What did she just say? | 1:50:10 | 1:50:12 | |
Nothing. | 1:50:12 | 1:50:14 | |
Come here. | 1:50:14 | 1:50:17 | |
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