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PHONE RINGS

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-Now is not a good time.

-Babe, I need to see you...

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That's a great motor, yeah. Take it for a spin.

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You won't be disappointed.

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All right, see you then. Bye.

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Clocking on already?

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Well, money never sleeps, does it?

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Not even 40 winks.

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You know what they say. All work and no play makes Max...

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A rich man.

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See you later.

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Oscar's hidden the remote again, has he? You're a right little Houdini! Come here.

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-The keys for the salon, actually. Can't find them anywhere.

-Is that right?

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Cor! Your mum!

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Honestly, eh? Doesn't know when it's under her nose sometimes.

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Thank you.

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Everything all right?

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Yeah. Oscar and me are having a little morning off, aren't we?

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We're going to eat some ice cream, go to the park for a kickabout.

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Eat even more ice cream.

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Things couldn't be better, could they, eh?

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-No.

-Right. Come on, Abs! Shake a leg, it's quarter past!

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Keep it down. My head is banging.

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I'm not surprised, state you were in last night.

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-You're 17!

-Steady on, Tan.

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And you can forget about that trip to Ayia Napa.

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-What?

-You know what.

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Like it's any of your business whether I'm on the pill or not.

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I don't keep things from your mum. That's not how we operate, is it?

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She's had enough of that from your old man.

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Oi, cloth ears! That's three nights you owe me.

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I heard you the first time.

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How much?! What, per square foot? Right, cheers.

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SCREAMS

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What are you doing?!

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I'm helping you out. I mean, being that hot must be illegal.

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Moron!

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-Why aren't you dressed and ready for school?

-I'm not feeling well.

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Right, well, it is the last day of school, I suppose.

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And you. You are not to go anywhere, do you understand?

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-It's my turn to open the stall.

-Well, that's just tough, innit?

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You watch her like a hawk.

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Honestly, right, Tyler thinks he's God's gift.

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-Lucky Jules weren't there.

-Well lucky. He'd have filled him in.

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He is such a gent.

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Men like ours are hard to find, Jode.

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I'm teaching Jules how to foot-massage.

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I don't even have to tell Darren my pizza toppings any more.

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It's a two-way street, though.

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It is a two-way street. I said to Darren,

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romance is like a tandem.

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-A tandem?

-A tandem, Poppy. It's more fun if you both pedal.

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Mum and Max are always doing little things for each other.

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It's the little things, right, Mum?

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Going to be late.

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So anyway, did I tell you what he did when I was walking down?

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You could have dropped them pills anywhere. No point in 'fessing up.

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-I know my husband.

-What do you want to do, call the whole thing off?

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Just say the word.

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-Thank you.

-Coffee, please.

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That's not what I'm saying, is it?

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It's just, I can't talk to anyone else about it.

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We can always talk at the flat.

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-My appointment book's heaving.

-You know, we ain't christened the shower yet.

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Half-twelve. Tube station.

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How much? What, for an hour? No, thanks!

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-Delicious.

-I only clear the plates.

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Carol, I'm having a get-together tonight.

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Nothing formal.

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Raise a glass to see us off.

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Sorry. I got kids to look after.

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Ricky's in Dubai. But then Liam would have told you all about that.

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Here, Carol, is Tiff free later?

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I'm having a little birthday bash for Bobby.

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-Yeah, yeah, I'll bring her over. Thanks.

-Oh, great.

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I needed to bolster the numbers.

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Here, Mo, have you got any idea how much they want to hire a clown for the afternoon?

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Dunno.

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Max, how much do you pay Darren these days?

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It's a joke, 150 big ones. Daylight robbery.

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-Ian! Sorry, Meant to drop this off yesterday. It's just a little present and card for Bobby.

-Thanks.

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Presents are a bit thin on the ground this year.

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Are they? Well, make sure you make a fuss of him.

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That's all they want, really.

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I promised him a party, but I don't know what eight-year-olds are into.

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I can do you the complete package. All stress-free for £100.

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-Where are you going to rustle up a birthday party out of thin air?

-I ain't. But I know a man who can.

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I'm making a bacon sarnie, you want one?

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Are you trying to make me hurl?

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No-one forced vodka down your neck, Lauren. It was your own decision.

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You just have to live with it.

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-What is it with you and this phone?

-Hey!

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Just face it, Abi, Jay ain't going to call!

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He's probably lost interest.

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For your information Lauren, I dumped him.

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You all right?

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Come here.

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All right, Rat Face? Mad Dog in?

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OPERA MUSIC PLAYS QUIETLY

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I'm after a complete birthday party experience.

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How much?

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£50.

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Rat Face!

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Dig out them disco lights.

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Fat Elvis let you down?

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-He's on holiday.

-Anywhere nice?

-Wandsworth.

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Six months, credit card fraud.

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MUSIC RISES

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Turn it down! Do you want the council poking their nose in?

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Got some counterfeit vodka. Could light your barbecue with it.

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-Slip it in the punch, they'll never know.

-It ain't a knees-up.

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It's for an eight-year-old.

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I got just the thing.

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-Nice drop, that one.

-Yeah, it's Greg's favourite.

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-I remember, we used to drink enough of them at the book club to sink the Ark Royal.

-We did.

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Great minds think alike.

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The Merlot. I'm treating Max to lunch. Thought I'd go the whole hog.

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Sorry, I think I've got the last one here.

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-Ah, well, never mind.

-You know what, you have it.

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-Really?

-Yeah. Greg's more of a lager man anyway.

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Max, it's me, when you get this, give me a call.

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We're going to have to cancel.

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Mum, how come you ain't at the salon?

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Dumb and dumber are tearing their hair out.

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What part of "grounded" don't you understand?

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I came to see you!

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Yeah, all right. Every time you open your mouth, it's another lie.

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Yeah?

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Must be in the genes.

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Where did you...?

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Come with me.

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-Abs, will you just give us a minute, please?

-Fine.

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Just pretend that I'm not here.

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Does Greg know?

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Lauren!

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Relax. I told him they were mine.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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-He thinks you're trying for a baby, Mum!

-I'm just...

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I'm just trying to buy myself time.

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You can't just rush into a decision like this. Not at my age.

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Rush into what?

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Marriage is a minefield, Lauren.

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You get pregnant. Everything changes.

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-A bloke looks elsewhere...

-What? Like you did?

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I told you. What happened with me and your dad -

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it was a mistake, all right? It was a stupid mistake and it's just, it's in the past now.

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-I don't get it. Greg worships the ground you walk on.

-I know that.

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-Yeah, and you keep lying to his face.

-It's not a "no", all right.

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-It's just a "not yet".

-I don't believe you. You're making a mug of him. Again!

-Fine!

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You're so cocksure, Lauren. You go and tell him.

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Go and make his life a misery.

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-You're doing that all on your own, Mum.

-Life does not fit into neat little boxes, Lauren.

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I don't want to hurt him, all right?

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That's the last thing I want to do.

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You sound like dad, you know that?

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I know that I've brought you up to tell the truth.

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You and Abs. To be open and honest.

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Cos most of the time that is the right way.

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Most of the time.

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-You do love him, don't you?

-Who?

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Greg! Who did you think I meant?

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I married him, didn't I? I mean, of course.

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Greg is kind. He's reliable.

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He's considerate.

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He thinks the world of you three.

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What more do you want, Mum?

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I just want to take things at my own pace, Lauren.

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You understand that, don't you?

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Fine. Whatever.

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I'll see you later, yeah?

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-You're still grounded.

-I think this makes us quits, don't you?

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-Oh, hi.

-Hiya. You all right?

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-You smell nice.

-Thank you. Yeah, I just had a quick shower.

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Air conditioning's bust. It's like a sauna in that office.

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You saved me a phone call. It should be nearly ready.

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What's that?

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Ta-da.

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-The very man. You could quite possibly save my life.

-What's up?

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Fuse box has gone. They can't get anybody out till five...

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I can't, sorry. It's a legal thing. Qualified sparkies only.

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-What?

-Ian, why don't you have the party over at the B&B, if you like?

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-You sure?

-Well, I'd have to change my plans but...

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-Oh, that is fantast...

-Oh, ye of little faith!

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Ta-da!

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D'you know what, I never thought I'd say this - Mo Harris, you are a superstar. That's brill!

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Where on earth did you get it?

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Walford Town Football Club mothballed the mascot after he punched the ref.

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Might not fit you, though.

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-That didn't even touch the sides.

-Cos it was so good.

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I hope you're in the mood for dessert.

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Babe, I can't. Got an auction, ain't I? Plaistow, two o'clock.

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-Another one?

-Well, the new regs are coming out in September,

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the leasing company's flogging the old stock.

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We never spend any time together any more. It's like I'm invisible.

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-Things are going to calm down. I promise.

-When?

-I don't know, V. Soon.

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Maybe we could go away. Warm up for the honeymoon.

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What do you want me to do?

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Take a couple of bunches off the money tree?

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You were claiming you were Rockefeller this morning.

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All right, Tan.

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Yeah, I just wanted a quick word about Lauren.

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Right, what's she been up to?

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I don't know why she don't just move back in.

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-Cut out the middle man.

-Sorry?

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Lauren's never going to respect you if you come running back to Max every five minutes.

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D'you know what? We can do this later.

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Tan...

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-So why did you go and say that?

-What?

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I'm always last in the queue.

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-You wonder why with a gob like that.

-Excuse me!

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You realise you're a traitor to the sisterhood.

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Oh, will you give him a break?

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It's hard being a single parent.

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Yeah, and who's fault is that?

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Jane was a friend of yours, in case you forgot.

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And Jane will understand.

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Look, I...

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I just want Bobby to have a really lovely birthday.

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I've always had a soft spot for him.

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He's cute.

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Um... Where shall I put these?

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You want me to answer that?

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Give 'em here.

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Ta. Go careful.

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What is this?

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Well, I thought they could play pass-the-parcel.

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How are they supposed to get into that? Blowtorch?

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Jane was so good at this stuff.

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Oh, darling, look, I'm sure I've got some Christmas stuff upstairs.

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-I don't know how to thank you for all this.

-Well, you can just buy us lunch in the Vic sometime.

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Preferably when Jean's not around.

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I think I can stretch to that.

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-I don't think so. No, cancer's not on my list of things to do.

-All right! All right.

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Rainie, what have I said to you about smoking in the house?

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Look at the state of it. Abi. Abi, what do you think you're wearing?

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-Oh, right, so you notice me now.

-Is that my top?

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I would've asked, it's just that you're never around.

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Jay might like it, but I'm not happy with you going out dressed like some tart.

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All right, leave off her.

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-Don't you speak to me like that.

-Or what exactly?

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Just give 'em a break, will ya? They're sensible girls.

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-Abi's careful, ain't you?

-What do you mean "careful"?

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Abi?

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We didn't do anything, all right?

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Jay and I broke up. The packet's not even opened. You can check if you like.

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-Right, so you knew my daughter was buying condoms and you never told me?

-She didn't buy them!

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I weren't happy about it. Course I weren't. But she needs to be safe.

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So you're giving my daughter sexual advice now, are you?

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-It's not like you're around for them.

-What?

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What with your business and Greg and all that. These two need you, Tan.

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All right, I know I'm not perfect, Rai, but I try.

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I try really hard. I'm a mum.

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I'm a wife. I run a business. A very successful business, actually.

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What have you ever achieved, eh?

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-Mum...

-Nothing. Nothing. Cos you're weak. You're weak, Rainie.

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You will never amount to anything.

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I'm just trying to help.

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You're nothing but a sponge, Rainie.

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You're a leech. Maybe they should give you a certificate for that.

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Oi, you! I saw you.

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You hit jackpot with that dealer the other night.

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So?

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You want a freebie, is that it?

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I mean it. Clear off.

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What happened to the auction? Did she cancel?

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-Sorry?

-Who are HVB Property Services?

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It's none of your business. It's my account.

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-It's not yours.

-No wonder we can't afford a holiday

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-when you've got some dolly bird shacked up.

-I ain't even going to grace that with an answer.

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-What am I supposed to think? You haven't touched me in weeks.

-Hi!

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-Oh-oh. Domestic alert.

-Is everything all right?

-No, not really.

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Your mum thinks I'm having an affair.

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-Well, how else do you explain the rent?

-Cos it ain't rent.

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-Now I'm confused.

-Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

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My mate Johnny owns the property company.

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He's had to sell the family silver just to stay afloat.

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What's that got to do with anything?

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Who are you - Cagney and Lacey?

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He sold me his motor. Reported it nicked

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-so he could claim on the insurance.

-So you're dealing in bent cars now.

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It's a one-off.

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All I'm doing is sticking the payments through his books

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so his insurance company don't smell a rat.

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All that for a friend?

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Now, that's what I call loyalty.

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Well, you know... you try telling her that.

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CHILDREN SHOUT

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Here you are.

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-Your sister seems to be thawing out a bit.

-Oh, ignore her.

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She don't like big surprises.

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Quite partial to surprises.

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Always keen to try new experiences.

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Come on, then. Listen up! Listen up! Who's for musical chairs?

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CHILDREN SCREAM

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If it was up to me, I'd just kick her out.

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It's about time Rainie stood on her own two feet.

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That doesn't change the fact that she's right, does it?

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Babe, she's just pushing your buttons.

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She's a wind-up merchant, ain't she?

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I should go.

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Why?

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You know, Vanessa's at the salon with Jodie.

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She's going to be ages.

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We got the whole place to ourselves.

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I can't, Max. I can't do this any more.

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What do you mean you can't? What are you saying?

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It's just it's this lying.

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Constantly. It's bad enough Greg and Vanessa.

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-But these are our children.

-Yeah, and we're there for 'em. Always.

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But Tan, the kids are going to grow up, aren't they? College. Husbands.

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They're going to fly the nest. Gone.

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And then what?

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-I can't think about that right now.

-You should.

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Who do you want keeping you warm? Me or him?

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Isn't this what you want for the rest of your days?

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What are you doing? Get off!

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Get off! Help! Help! Help! Help!

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-BANG!

-Oi!

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You all right, love? You all right?

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Come on, can you get up?

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# Happy birthday to you. #

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CHEERING

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Go on, then, make a wish.

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I wish Mum was coming home.

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Make another wish, mate.

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Come on!

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-Come on Bobby, blow. Come on!

-Blow! Blow! That's it.

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CHEERING

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Poor kid. It's hard enough at our age.

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You know what they say. Life's for the living. You just gotta know when to move on.

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Yeah, but it's not that easy, is it?

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Taking the plunge.

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I will if you will.

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You know, if you asked me a year ago if I'd be where I am now,

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then you could've knocked me down with a feather.

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Exactly. Sometimes you just can't see what's

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in front of your face, can you?

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-What are you doing?

-Well... I thought...

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No. No! Time to go home everybody. Come on, go and get your party bags.

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In there. That's it. Come on! Time to go home!

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Chop chop. Lovely.

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Off you go.

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Party's over.

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It was fun. It's like old times, innit?

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Our marital bed.

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Yeah, I don't think much to the wallpaper, actually.

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That's because you've always had impeccable taste.

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PHONE RINGS

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It's V.

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Go on, then.

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Hello.

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Well, I'm with Jack, why?

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All right, well, stay there. I'll be right over.

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Max?

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Oi...

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-There you are, darling.

-Thank you.

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Are you all right? What happened?

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-Some lowlife stole her handbag.

-Can I please just go home now?

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No, no. You're not going anywhere till this is fixed.

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Your round.

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Last of the big spenders, eh?

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Just don't tell the tax man.

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Or the council.

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I ain't paid a penny in rent on that lock-up since day one.

0:24:040:24:08

What happened, babe? Are you all right?

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-OK? I'll take over now, cheers, mate.

-All right, thanks.

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-Thank you.

-It's a pleasure.

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Are you all right?

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I called you five times.

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My phone, it was on silent.

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Jack, he'd been to see Ronnie. He wanted to off-load.

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It don't matter.

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All that matters is you.

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Come on, let's go home.

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And I was told this was a nice neighbourhood.

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-Not met Mad Dog, then?

-Dodgy, is he?

0:24:470:24:52

Mo's hardly the greatest referee.

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Anyone who squats in a lock-up, you know, is not exactly Mother Teresa.

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Is that right?

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One phone call to the council and he'd be out, I expect.

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And you're telling me this because...?

0:25:040:25:07

Just making conversation. I don't know why you're smiling at me for.

0:25:070:25:11

You're still in the doghouse as far as I'm concerned.

0:25:110:25:13

All I did was lend Liam a friendly ear. Is that a crime?

0:25:130:25:17

-I just want an apology.

-Yeah?

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Snap.

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How's your head?

0:25:290:25:30

I should thank him.

0:25:300:25:33

Knocked some sense into me.

0:25:330:25:35

Sorry for doubting you.

0:25:370:25:40

Don't matter.

0:25:430:25:45

All matters is that you're OK.

0:25:460:25:49

Do you fancy an early night?

0:25:580:26:01

Your the one that's supposed to have a headache, aren't you?

0:26:030:26:06

I'll run you a bath.

0:26:090:26:11

Oi.

0:26:460:26:48

What? What do you want?

0:26:480:26:50

-Well?

-Do I have to spell it out to you?

0:26:500:26:53

Hurry up, bath's getting cold.

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Do you want a cup of tea?

0:27:140:27:16

V, do you want a cup of tea?

0:27:180:27:21

We need to talk.

0:27:270:27:28

-Um...

-About Max.

-Why?

0:27:280:27:33

Why do you think?

0:27:330:27:36

You better come through.

0:27:370:27:39

What's happened to your face?

0:27:430:27:45

Oh, I got mugged. But it's fine.

0:27:450:27:48

Listen. Given the choice, you're probably the last person I'd come to talk to about this,

0:27:480:27:53

but I know you've been through it too.

0:27:530:27:56

Max is cheating on me.

0:28:000:28:01

Found this in the lounge.

0:28:040:28:07

It's not my colour. Or Jodie's.

0:28:070:28:11

-There it is!

-What, it's yours?

0:28:110:28:14

Yes! Yeah. Well, it WAS mine till Lauren pinched it.

0:28:140:28:17

Honestly, I have to nail things down in this house.

0:28:170:28:19

You've obviously got the wrong end of the stick.

0:28:230:28:25

-You sound like Max.

-Do I?

0:28:260:28:30

Did he do that to you?

0:28:300:28:31

Make you feel like you're going mad?

0:28:330:28:35

It's not me, is it?

0:28:350:28:37

Please tell me it's not just me.

0:28:370:28:40

Maybe... Maybe sometimes.

0:28:400:28:42

I swore I wouldn't do this.

0:28:420:28:44

Vanessa, listen to me. He's not cheating on you.

0:28:460:28:50

-You sound so sure.

-The bloke's been asking me about ideas for the wedding.

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Talk about insensitive.

0:28:540:28:56

Max?

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Yeah, if he'd have put as much effort into our marriage

0:28:580:29:02

as he has into thinking about your big day,

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then we wouldn't be stood here now.

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I'm so sorry.

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It's just...Harry.

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Once bitten, and all that.

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Yeah, I know.

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You got nothing to worry about.

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Thank you.

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