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HE SNORES | 0:00:33 | 0:00:38 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
Merry Christmas! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:41 | |
-Let's see what Santa got us. -You're so slow, Morgan. | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
No, I'm not. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-This one's mine cos it says Tiffany! -This one's mine! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:49 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:53 | |
I hope we haven't forgotten anything. | 0:00:53 | 0:00:55 | |
Well, does it really matter? | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
No. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
No. No hassle. No black envelopes from gutless stalkers. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
No fat friends pouring brandy cream down our throat. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:07 | |
Today, is going to be a family day, Shirley, yeah? | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
-Happy Christmas! -Yes, happy open house. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
Yeah, and party! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
My beautiful girls. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:24 | |
-Oh, I can't wait. Now, have you sorted the music out? -Yes. | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
I've got the drink, as well. The drinks will be flowing! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:30 | |
I was the skateboarding champion of East London. | 0:01:30 | 0:01:33 | |
Watch how good I am! Right, out the way! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
Oh, hello! | 0:01:36 | 0:01:37 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:01:37 | 0:01:39 | |
You're up early, ain't you? | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
Merry Christmas, buddy. You all right? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:47 | |
Oh, Janine, been helping Santa out(?) | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
It's a commercial rip-off, Kat. Today's just like any other day. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:54 | |
-Yeah, yeah. -Yeah, Merry Christmas, Scrooge! | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Come on, then. Right, you're cooking breakfast. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
We'll just do Christmas a bit later, yeah? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:28 | |
Come on, then. We'll do it later, yeah? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:37 | |
I tell you, I saw you kissing. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
And the first thing you do is write her a note? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
She's... She's scared of him. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Well, she's an idiot. I'm an idiot. Us middle-aged women, eh? | 0:03:00 | 0:03:04 | |
You'd think we'd be old enough to pick the right one by now. What can you do? | 0:03:04 | 0:03:08 | |
-I'm... Jane, I'm... -What, Zainab can't just walk out the door? -No. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:12 | |
Yusef... | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
I don't care. I do not care, OK? | 0:03:14 | 0:03:18 | |
The man is a lunatic, Jane! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:20 | |
I will not lose my whole family on Christmas Day. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:26 | |
I will not let that man just walk away with my son on Christmas Day. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
I seriously won't be able to go out in Karachi without a chaperone? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:35 | |
That's not sexist, Afia, it's sensible. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
-Kamil has a better chance of following a map. -Oi! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
-When's Bushra bringing him back? -Laila's meeting us at the airport. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Laila? | 0:03:46 | 0:03:48 | |
You must get round to calling her, Zainab. Really... | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
Sorry, who is Laila? Cos I don't know any Lailas. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
-Mum, why have you let him send my brother to live with a stranger? -And breathe. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
-No, Mum. -He's going to be scared, Yusef, OK? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
Laila's not a stranger. Please. We know Laila. Your wife knows Laila. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:06 | |
-I do? -Your mother's dear friend, Salma. Her niece, Laila. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:09 | |
You played together. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
Look, when Bushra was no longer available it made sense. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
-I didn't realise I had to run every decision by you. -That Laila. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
That's what happens when you call everyone Auntie. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
So, all goodbyes done by four o'clock and then back here for taxis. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
If that meets with your approval, Tamwar. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Tambo, we'll see you in the Square later. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:28 | |
Go. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
Go. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Go and say goodbye to Masood. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Kiss him. Tear his clothes off. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
I'm sorry, Yusef. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
That's what you want. That's what you do, isn't it? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:57 | |
And then, you take the consequences. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
Oh, have some backbone, woman. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
Be a little bit honest, can you? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
A little bit brave. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
No. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
I won't go. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:37 | |
I won't go with you. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
I won't go with you to Pakistan. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
Here, let's have a look. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:48 | |
You said you didn't want nothing. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
No, there ain't nothing I want. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
Right. Well, I didn't get you nothing. | 0:05:57 | 0:05:59 | |
Right. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
-Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
Every past Christmas I can remember, | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
a whole bunch of relatives that you don't even like | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
-and certainly don't want to spend any time with. -Yeah. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-Tatty crackers... -Oh, crackers. -Paper chains... | 0:06:23 | 0:06:27 | |
Go on, yeah, yeah, crackers. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
And that fight over who's going to sit on the kitchen stool | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-and who got the pouffe. -Know that one. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
My Dad... | 0:06:34 | 0:06:35 | |
For years, Ricky ate his Christmas dinner with his chin on the table. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
There is not one single thing that I miss about those Christmases when I was a kid. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:45 | |
No? Sure? Except the magic, maybe? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
That warm glow? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Feeling loved? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:53 | |
I wanted socks. I'm happy with socks and a fairy but... | 0:07:01 | 0:07:06 | |
-Can you put the head back on? -Can I have my birthday on Christmas Day? | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
-Liam got a West Ham T-shirt. -Why don't we put that train track together? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:13 | |
-Why's Whitney crying? -I'm sorry, all right? | 0:07:13 | 0:07:15 | |
-I only got a train track. -Sorry I didn't come back loaded, | 0:07:15 | 0:07:18 | |
-but all the bankers were on the other wing. -Will you all stop complaining! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:22 | |
Sherry! Nice, big sherry. Who wants one? | 0:07:26 | 0:07:29 | |
I ain't complaining. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:30 | |
I am. I only got a train track and I wanted a bike. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
He ain't hit me for a week in case the elves saw. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
I just thought us all being together would do it, you know? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
Right, get your gob around that. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
For God's sake. Not you and all, Whit. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
They're from Ryan. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
They're really nice. I said he wouldn't forget you. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
That's what you've got to learn - | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
it's the thought that counts, not the price of your presents. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
When I was little, we were lucky to get an apple and an orange. | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
-Why? -No-one liked her much. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
THEY LAUGH I'm glad you're home, Mum. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:06 | |
-I'm glad you're home and all. -Are you? I was starting to wonder. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
-Come on. -Come on, Morgan. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
Relax, you're paying. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:20 | |
The trouble I had trying to max out your credit card. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
I don't want to go. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
When we get to Pakistan, Zainab, things will be easier, clearer. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
You're not listening. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
You know, Tamwar was right. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-Sending Kamil away was very harsh. Most mothers wouldn't let it happen. -I didn't do that. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:57 | |
You didn't bring him home, did you? | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
I love my baby, Yusef. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
And I know you'd do anything for him. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:04 | |
I believe you. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:05 | |
I know you won't leave him alone. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
Such a small child... | 0:09:15 | 0:09:16 | |
..such a big airport, | 0:09:19 | 0:09:20 | |
such a great, big place, Pakistan. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:26 | |
-I love every single present. -Yeah? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:50 | |
Oh, come on, Janine. This is obscene. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
All this stuff that we got, this stuff! It's Christmas Day. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
Do you know what we need? | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Poor people. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Charity, Michael? Please, come on. We're eating. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:11 | |
Come on, none of this don't mean anything. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
Unless you can gloat about it. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
Don't let them boil over. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:25 | |
You got too much skin on them carrots | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
and don't forget the parsnips. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
How many times in ten minutes can one woman say the word "parsnip"? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
Apparently 14. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Shirley, look. Parsnips. I have not forgot the parsnips. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
-Yeah, but are you going to put the parsnips in the oven today? -Oh, Shirley, Shirley. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:45 | |
I am a grown woman. And actually, I have handled the odd root vegetable. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
-I'm a mother. I'm a mother, actually. -Not so you'd notice, eh? | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
That's 1-1. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:57 | |
-No. No, no, no. It's Christmas. -Yeah, yeah, it's Christmas. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:02 | |
We are going to have good fun, aren't we? | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Cos we do. We do have a laugh, don't we? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Yeah, too right. Look at me. Oh, my sides, my sides(!) | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Don't forget the parsnips! | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
-SHE SCREAMS -Yes, and I won't pretend that I'm counting down the minutes | 0:11:12 | 0:11:17 | |
till I can pick up my Amy. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
And you, right? You don't come over all Miss Bossy with me | 0:11:19 | 0:11:22 | |
because your old man didn't buy you a present. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
2-1, Jay. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
Put the parsnips in the oven! | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
Happy face, Shirley. Happy face. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
No? | 0:11:38 | 0:11:39 | |
OK. Listen. You keep at it with the Wicked Witch Of The West routine | 0:11:39 | 0:11:44 | |
and it's not just going to be Heather and your kids missing, | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
but you are going to be eating these rotten Christmas parsnips | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
on your tod! | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
I'll put them in the oven now, OK? | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Course, we could always have pizza. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
It's years since I saw Laila. I was just a little girl. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
-I know this looks like overreacting. -Just give me the address, Afia. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
But he does have the right to see Kamil. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
So why doesn't he just ask my Dad for it? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:38 | |
-Because your Dad's a raving head case. -You what? | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
When he says head case... | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
What would you call snatching my son against my wishes? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
How dare you, Masood? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
OK. All right, time out. Festive cheer. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
No, it's not my dad's fault your marriage failed and you don't know where your kid is. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:53 | |
Head case? Why don't you look in the mirror? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
Steady on. | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Just, please, tell me where my son is, Afia. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
I was just a little girl. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:04 | |
I don't remember Laila's address. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
Oi. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
Oh, you idiot! Go away. Just go away. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:15 | |
I've got something for you. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:16 | |
A bunch of wilted flowers you got from the garage? | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Happy Christmas and all that? Go stick them up your Khyber. | 0:13:19 | 0:13:22 | |
I never said I forked out cash on you, did I? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
If I could just ask Jack... | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Excuse me, mate. Let me get this straight. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
You got no leads, you got no addresses | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
and you got no names, yeah? | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
-No, we do have a name. -Yes, thank you, love. Thank you. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
So, you thought... I mean, obvious move. You thought, | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
I can't find my son, so I know what I'll do - I'll go round the ex-cop's house, | 0:13:46 | 0:13:50 | |
and smash the granny out of his front door on Christmas Day. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
Jack might be able to suggest something. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
That's all you're after - a suggestion? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
Well, I suggest that if you've lost your little boy, | 0:13:57 | 0:14:00 | |
you should've hung on to him in the first place, shouldn't you, eh? | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
Sweetheart. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:07 | |
Phil said you wouldn't say sorry. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
He said you never say sorry. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Mrs Branning understands. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
She says it's tradition for the women round here | 0:14:30 | 0:14:34 | |
and that Phil's probably chosen someone just like his mother. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
That's what she says. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Who else you been bad mouthing me to? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
She said I had to make a choice. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:51 | |
To hold on to those who are important... | 0:14:54 | 0:14:58 | |
..or to hang out for one little word. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:05 | |
So... | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
..it doesn't matter, Shirl. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
It doesn't matter that you thought that I'd send hate mail | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
or hurt the Mitchells cos I didn't do it. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
And you... | 0:15:27 | 0:15:28 | |
..George... | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
..maybe Andrew, one day. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
I mean, you're my family, aren't you? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
I don't want to spend a Christmas Day without my family. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
So... | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
..you don't have to be sorry. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
You don't have to say sorry, even. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:58 | |
I won't mind any more, OK? | 0:16:00 | 0:16:04 | |
I didn't do it, Shirl. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
OK. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
I'm sorry, Hev. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
SHE SOBS | 0:16:17 | 0:16:20 | |
We're the only normal people, is what I'm saying, OK? | 0:16:30 | 0:16:33 | |
Your dad's a nutter, my dad's a nutter, | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
so, statistically, we're the only points of sanity | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
in a very mental world. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
-I need a wee. -See? Nothing wrong with being truthful. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Which is one of the qualities I admire about you. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
I really don't remember Laila's address. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
Honestly, I can't remember it. | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
OK, let's go and say bye to Fats, we'll have one of Dot's mince pies. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
Let's not argue, OK? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
Just wrack your brain while you're there. | 0:17:01 | 0:17:03 | |
It's got to be breaking Dad's heart not to say bye to Kamil. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
Who's arguing? I mean, I didn't start it, so... | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
No, course you didn't, my little chicken korma. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
Perish the thought. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
-Go on, open mine. -OK, look at this one, this is for you. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
-What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the box? -Mine, mine, mine! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:24 | |
-You're so wicked! You're so wicked. -Open this one, man. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
-This is my one, now. -How come you get all the big ones? | 0:17:27 | 0:17:31 | |
HORN HONKS | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
Coming through! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
Hey, look. Two feet! | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Alfie, can you stop playing and be a grown up? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
-It's not even your present. -I'm good at this! I'm coming. Wait for me, hold on. | 0:17:46 | 0:17:50 | |
Why can't it be? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
Because bailiff's don't bring stuff in, they take it out. | 0:17:53 | 0:17:57 | |
It's a bike! | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Bike! Bike! Bike! | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
She just sort of remembered. It might not be right | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
cos we were arguing and Afia was having a wee... | 0:18:06 | 0:18:10 | |
-The details don't matter. -Finborough Street. | 0:18:10 | 0:18:12 | |
Dad, we leave here at four o'clock. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
HE WHISTLES | 0:18:15 | 0:18:19 | |
Anyone got an eye on the time? | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
-I don't get why we have to have your brothers round here, anyway? -Urgh! | 0:18:23 | 0:18:27 | |
Why is there a nail in the stuffing? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:30 | |
Because I asked for Shellac and you bought me stick on which fall off. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Get them out, will you? | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
Well, I asked for music and you got me One Direction. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
You love them. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
No, you love them. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
Lauren, Operation Turkey, yeah? Phase two. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
Dad said fish them out, Abi. Go on. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Oh, my God, Lauren. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
-I am actually setting here. With glitter. -No, sitting on your lard bum. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
Just because your jeggings make your thighs look like sausages. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
Oi! Take that back, Wobble Woman. | 0:18:56 | 0:19:00 | |
You want the truth? You've both got fat bums. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
-BOTH: What?! -Can we both pull our weight, please? | 0:19:02 | 0:19:06 | |
Awww, did Daddy buy you a forklift? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:08 | |
Abi, no plastic, no glue and no food poisoning, all right? | 0:19:08 | 0:19:13 | |
Unless it's your Nan. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
I just don't get why SHE has to make such a massive deal, that is all. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
Because this might be Mum's last Christmas ever, Abi. That's why. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
We'd better make sure it's a good one, then, eh? | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
You cooking that or giving it a makeover? | 0:19:51 | 0:19:55 | |
It's a long flight... | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
..and this is such a good day. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Don't spoil it now. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
I don't want to see you sad. | 0:20:11 | 0:20:13 | |
Sleep. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Kamil. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
Thank you! | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
-It's definitely on this side. -What? | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
-It's definitely on this side. -Right, there's no-one in there. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
-And you will be better than you are, yes? -Yes. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:31 | |
Come on! | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
Hello, sorry to bother you. I know it's Christmas Day, but... | 0:21:16 | 0:21:20 | |
Tiff, look at my bike! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
Woah! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:05 | |
Oh, look at her little face! | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Oh, this'll be nice for the office(!) | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
See it's your class that I've always admired, Janine. | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
You really shouldn't have bothered. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
I've gone three miles! | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
No, she means it. You shouldn't have bothered. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
-Technically she didn't, so... -Well, you're all very welcome. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
You can always go on a diet, Pat. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
Bianca, you can always sell that online | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
and just buy yourself something fake. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
Thank you. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:34 | |
Oh, I get it! She wants to be invited to dinner! | 0:22:39 | 0:22:43 | |
-Yeah! Can she, please? -Yeah, come on, Janine. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:46 | |
Well, maybe if it's going to make you lot feel better. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:50 | |
Ah, bless you, Janine(!) | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
You trying to buy your way back into your own family, are you? | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
-No. -Good, cos nobody's inviting you. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:58 | |
Come here, Tiff. | 0:22:58 | 0:22:59 | |
You know, Christmas is all about giving, | 0:22:59 | 0:23:03 | |
and I just love it. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
I mean, we should do this every year in the future. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
Definitely. Thank you, poor old woman. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
It's been a pleasure patronising you. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
Well, what've you got? Let's have a look then. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:23 | |
Actually, they look quite nice! | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
-Laila? Are you Laila? -Yes? | 0:23:27 | 0:23:30 | |
Ah! Jane! | 0:23:30 | 0:23:31 | |
Look, I'm Masood. I'm Kamil's dad. I want my son, now. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:36 | |
But you're dead. Yusef said that you're dead. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
YELLS: Do I look dead to you?! I want my son, now! | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
-Kamil! -Dada! | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Move! | 0:23:47 | 0:23:49 | |
Mind, mind! Make room! | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
CHEERING AND LAUGHTER | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
-So he give you fifty quid? -Yep, each. -Bargain! | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
Yeah, well I only came for the dinner. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Well, I ain't had time to go down the shops, have I? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Right, where's the carving knife? Billy! | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
You're going soft, you are. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:09 | |
No, no. I am having a Merry Christmas with my whole family, son. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:13 | |
Cos nothing and no-one stops me. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
So what's Heather getting for all the grief then, eh? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Job for life and a grand in used fivers? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
Oh, no. Ain't nothing I want. Got everything here. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:26 | |
I don't do female bouncers. But if you fancy it, call round the club. | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
I might do that. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
-Billy! -Parsnips. -This turkey ain't going to carve itself. | 0:24:32 | 0:24:36 | |
Not that anyone I know actually likes parsnips. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Christmas Day wouldn't be Christmas Day without parsnips. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:42 | |
-Would it, Shirl? -Dig in! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
I'll have some parsnips. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:46 | |
What did they actually fall out over? | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
-Oh, I don't know. Envelopes. -Envelopes? | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
-It's on the draining board! -Where? -I've never had a nice parsnip. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:54 | |
Whoever's hassling Dad | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
tried to set up Hev with a load of black envelopes in her bag. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
OK, OK, OK. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
SHE SQUEALS | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
Get on with it, will you? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:08 | |
Ah! | 0:25:08 | 0:25:10 | |
SHE SCREAMS | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
She gave me half the cash and a 10% voucher. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:17 | |
-You know me so well! -Yeah, I do. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
-Look, look, look! -Oh, yeah. -Woo! | 0:25:21 | 0:25:25 | |
Rrr! | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
Oh, thank you so much! | 0:25:28 | 0:25:30 | |
Hey! I put in an order for a lovely dark, tall stranger. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
Is he down here? What is he? Self assemble or blow up? | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
No, no. I'm sitting down right here! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
-Oh, look. That ain't fair, is it? -Oh, what's that? -Hey, D! | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
Who do you know that's called Santa? Hm? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:50 | |
Who? | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
We ain't all ten years old, Kim. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:55 | |
-Give it! -Well, maybe it's not yours then. | 0:25:55 | 0:25:58 | |
-Probably a mistake. -Will you just... Patrick, will you tell her? | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
That's my present! | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Oh, children, children, children! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
DOOR CLICKS SOFTLY | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
Ah! | 0:26:41 | 0:26:42 | |
You overstepped the line! How many chances do you expect? | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
-It's like being married to a child! -Let me go, please! | 0:27:33 | 0:27:38 | |
All these years. All these lessons! And still you learn nothing?! | 0:27:38 | 0:27:41 | |
Do I need to show the scars? | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
Do you like the smell of burning? | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
You know what you drive me to! What does it take, Zainab? | 0:27:47 | 0:27:50 | |
A lit match in your face? | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
I know that a husband does not torture his wife! | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
I know he doesn't beat her down, I know he doesn't hurt her! | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
-Take her baby and pretend it's her fault! -Torture?! | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
That I tried to save you from that pathetic excuse of a man?!! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:06 | |
You think this is torture?! | 0:28:06 | 0:28:08 | |
You stupid, ugly, middle-aged woman! | 0:28:08 | 0:28:11 | |
Wait till I get you back to Pakistan. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:14 | |
I would rather die than go with you to Pakistan! | 0:28:14 | 0:28:18 | |
Then that is your choice. | 0:28:18 | 0:28:21 | |
-Ah! -Is that your choice? | 0:28:28 | 0:28:31 | |
-Ah! -SHE SOBS | 0:28:33 | 0:28:36 | |
Yes. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:51 | |
Ah! | 0:28:54 | 0:28:55 | |
-Hopefully I'll see you in a couple of weeks. -Tam! | 0:28:57 | 0:29:00 | |
-ALL: -Merry Christmas! | 0:29:15 | 0:29:18 | |
Laila. Bring me Kamil. | 0:29:36 | 0:29:38 | |
Woo! There you go! | 0:29:54 | 0:29:57 | |
We did it! Phew! | 0:29:57 | 0:30:02 | |
Zainab? Zainab! I've got him! | 0:30:02 | 0:30:04 | |
I've got Kamil! | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
Thank you, God. Thank you, God. | 0:30:17 | 0:30:19 | |
Allah ka shukrar. Thank you, God. | 0:30:19 | 0:30:22 | |
Good boy. Come on. | 0:30:26 | 0:30:30 | |
HAMMERING ON DOOR | 0:30:32 | 0:30:35 | |
Zainab!! | 0:30:35 | 0:30:37 | |
I will not disobey you. I will not disrespect you. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:42 | |
You will not shame me. Say it! Say it! | 0:30:45 | 0:30:47 | |
Ah! | 0:30:47 | 0:30:48 | |
Masood has Kamil! | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
I'm too late. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:52 | |
Yusef! | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
Masood has Kamil! | 0:30:55 | 0:30:59 | |
WILD LAUGHTER | 0:30:59 | 0:31:01 | |
So, come on, Yusef! Hit me now! | 0:31:01 | 0:31:05 | |
Hit me now! Let's see what kind of man you really are. | 0:31:05 | 0:31:10 | |
Because now... | 0:31:11 | 0:31:12 | |
Now you'll have to bow down in Mosque. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:17 | |
You will have to answer to God! | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
You sad, pathetic, revolting... | 0:31:20 | 0:31:24 | |
Get off me! Get off me! | 0:31:24 | 0:31:25 | |
Shame? You dare use that word to me? You talk about shame? | 0:31:27 | 0:31:31 | |
When you can do this? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:33 | |
This, to your own wife!? | 0:31:33 | 0:31:35 | |
Look at me. Look at me, Yusef! | 0:31:36 | 0:31:38 | |
Look what you've done to me. | 0:31:38 | 0:31:41 | |
You've destroyed my life! | 0:31:42 | 0:31:44 | |
Why, Yusef? Why?! | 0:31:44 | 0:31:48 | |
You are an evil, deranged man. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:52 | |
You're sick! | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
You're a sick, sick, sick man! | 0:31:55 | 0:31:59 | |
SCREAMING: I hate you! You're a sick man! | 0:31:59 | 0:32:01 | |
Yes... | 0:32:10 | 0:32:11 | |
Yes, you're right. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:15 | |
I'll go. | 0:32:20 | 0:32:21 | |
Go on, Hev! | 0:32:29 | 0:32:31 | |
-LAUGHTER -Whoa! | 0:32:31 | 0:32:34 | |
Come on, mate! | 0:32:39 | 0:32:40 | |
Who's next, who's next? Phil? | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
Come on. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:45 | |
Come on then. What have I got to be scared of, eh? | 0:32:45 | 0:32:47 | |
-I'll wipe the floor with you, son. -Yeah, right! | 0:32:47 | 0:32:51 | |
-LAUGHTER -Faster! | 0:32:51 | 0:32:55 | |
'No more stolen cars, no more cut and shuts. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:04 | |
'What do you want to do, get somebody else killed? | 0:33:04 | 0:33:07 | |
'Do you seriously think I'm going to risk that again, eh? | 0:33:07 | 0:33:11 | |
-'Well, you gave them to Kevin. -Yeah.' | 0:33:11 | 0:33:13 | |
Oh, my... | 0:33:13 | 0:33:14 | |
'Yeah, look how he ended up.' | 0:33:14 | 0:33:16 | |
This is a joke, innit? | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
'..thought maybe I could shift a few. | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
'Just till I've found my feet, got things ticking over. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
'Do you seriously think I'm going to risk that again, eh? | 0:33:23 | 0:33:26 | |
'No more stolen cars, no more cut and shuts. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
'What do you want to do, get somebody else killed? | 0:33:28 | 0:33:31 | |
'Get somebody else killed?' | 0:33:31 | 0:33:33 | |
Phil Mitchell killed Kevin. | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
Let's hope we get some better gags this time, OK? | 0:33:49 | 0:33:51 | |
Ready? One, two, three. Go! | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
-CHEERING -Tommy, what did you get? | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
Right, who's got the first gag then? Who's got the first joke? | 0:33:56 | 0:34:00 | |
-Right, what do you call two robbers? -I don't know. What do you say? | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
A pair of knickers! | 0:34:03 | 0:34:04 | |
-LAUGHTER -What les in a pram and wobbles...? -Hide them under your mash. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:09 | |
No-one'll know. | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
..I'll tell you who it is. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:15 | |
It's baby Tommy! Good one, Tommy! | 0:34:15 | 0:34:20 | |
THEY SHOUT | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
-CHEERING -Hang on, hang on, hang on. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:37 | |
You're a cheat! | 0:34:37 | 0:34:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:34:39 | 0:34:42 | |
Call the Police. | 0:34:42 | 0:34:43 | |
Mas, they've gone. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:46 | |
Jane. | 0:34:46 | 0:34:48 | |
Christian'll be waiting. | 0:34:54 | 0:34:56 | |
Jane... | 0:35:03 | 0:35:05 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
Merry Christmas, Masood. | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
Mummy? | 0:35:13 | 0:35:15 | |
HE HUMS | 0:35:36 | 0:35:39 | |
It's you, isn't it? | 0:35:46 | 0:35:48 | |
Afia, do we really have to get involved in some minor marital | 0:35:49 | 0:35:52 | |
between your fascist father and my hysterical mum? | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
I mean, you know, normal? We're just trying to keep it normal, OK? | 0:35:55 | 0:35:59 | |
He's my dad, Tam. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:01 | |
He's the one that took me shopping. | 0:36:03 | 0:36:05 | |
He's the one that helped me with my homework. | 0:36:05 | 0:36:08 | |
And I could never, | 0:36:08 | 0:36:10 | |
never betray him. | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
And he told me it was all in the past, so... | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
What...what did he say? | 0:36:19 | 0:36:20 | |
What if there's something wrong with him? | 0:36:24 | 0:36:28 | |
He wouldn't do it again. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:34 | |
He would NOT do it again. | 0:36:36 | 0:36:38 | |
Do what? What, Afia? Afia, do what? | 0:36:38 | 0:36:42 | |
I'm starting to get a bit freaked out here. What? | 0:36:42 | 0:36:45 | |
He set fire to your mum. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:51 | |
Nobody knew about those envelopes in Hev's bag. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
Except me, | 0:36:59 | 0:37:01 | |
your Dad | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
and Heather... | 0:37:03 | 0:37:04 | |
..and the person that put them there. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:09 | |
Answer the question, Ben. | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
Zainab Mas...Khan. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
Zainab Khan. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
No. | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
Please! | 0:37:24 | 0:37:25 | |
Look, I just need to know if she's checked in. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:29 | |
Because she's in danger. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:31 | |
I don't care where you go. | 0:37:42 | 0:37:45 | |
I don't care what you do. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:47 | |
Yes. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:49 | |
But you will be gone | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
when I come back, to my home. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:56 | |
MY home, with MY baby. | 0:37:58 | 0:38:01 | |
Yes. | 0:38:04 | 0:38:05 | |
Please don't just leave. | 0:38:11 | 0:38:14 | |
Please! | 0:38:14 | 0:38:17 | |
Please. If you really want it over. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:20 | |
You see I didn't get to say goodbye and it still haunts me... | 0:38:24 | 0:38:28 | |
Goodbye, Yusef. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
She was the love of my life, Zainab. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:33 | |
I'm not sick. | 0:38:35 | 0:38:38 | |
I'm not ill. I am just so very sad. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:43 | |
I've done it wrong again. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
And I'm going to be on my own again. | 0:38:49 | 0:38:52 | |
-And I'm so scared. -You have a daughter. | 0:38:55 | 0:38:59 | |
You were the first time I truly smiled in such a long time... | 0:39:04 | 0:39:08 | |
The empty space. The empty bed... | 0:39:08 | 0:39:11 | |
And then there you were. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
It was like that first day, wasn't it? | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
-Both of us so shy, you remember? -No. -No, you do... | 0:39:23 | 0:39:31 | |
Please, please, don't leave me again. Please. | 0:39:34 | 0:39:37 | |
No. No... | 0:39:37 | 0:39:44 | |
You do not beat me to stop yourself from feeling sad, Yusef... | 0:39:47 | 0:39:53 | |
I will not give you my family | 0:39:57 | 0:39:59 | |
because you did not build one of your own. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
I will not share my bed with you because I am better than nothing. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:06 | |
Because you're lonely. Because you're lonely?! | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
I know that is your choice now. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
And I will not let you take Masood's life because you don't like yours. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:26 | |
You can't stop me. | 0:40:33 | 0:40:34 | |
It's Christmas. What were you thinking? | 0:40:41 | 0:40:45 | |
It's Christmas, you messed up ungrateful little boy. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:50 | |
And it's the first time in months I've seen your dad smile. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:53 | |
The first time that he ain't looking over his shoulder, | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
or jumping every time the letter box goes. | 0:40:56 | 0:40:59 | |
And you'd do that to him. Why did you do it? | 0:40:59 | 0:41:03 | |
-I'm sorry. -No. No, I don't want to know. I don't want to hear it. | 0:41:05 | 0:41:09 | |
I don't even want to look at your face. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:11 | |
Tell it to your dad, Ben. | 0:41:11 | 0:41:14 | |
No, no, Shirl. I'm sorry, all right. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:16 | |
I don't know why, but it's stopped, hasn't it? | 0:41:16 | 0:41:19 | |
I don't want him hitting me. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:22 | |
And then he'll throw me out, it's Christmas and I'll be on my own. | 0:41:23 | 0:41:28 | |
It's just... I wouldn't hit him back. | 0:41:30 | 0:41:34 | |
I wouldn't hit my dad, but I wanted to hit him back! | 0:41:34 | 0:41:38 | |
Your dad has never hurt you. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:43 | |
I want you to pack. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:50 | |
Once Christmas is over, I want YOU to go on a very long holiday. | 0:41:50 | 0:41:54 | |
And I don't even want a postcard from you. | 0:41:54 | 0:41:56 | |
Shirl, it's stopped. | 0:41:56 | 0:41:57 | |
Who would do this? Christmas Day? | 0:42:16 | 0:42:20 | |
We need to... I've got a list... | 0:42:21 | 0:42:26 | |
-Mince pies... -We're still not having open house! | 0:42:28 | 0:42:32 | |
-Oh, yes. -What? | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
We know he's a dangerous man. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
There's no harm in taking time, thinking this through. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:39 | |
-Patrick, are you serious? -Yeah. | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
-You really want to go ahead with this? -Yeah. | 0:42:43 | 0:42:47 | |
You sit up with Abi then, darling. Go on. | 0:42:50 | 0:42:54 | |
Right, that's it, everyone, sitting up. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
Don't matter where. | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
Course it don't matter where we sit, eh? | 0:42:59 | 0:43:01 | |
But, Derek, if you're head of the family, | 0:43:01 | 0:43:03 | |
you sit at the head of the table, don't you? | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
-What you talking about? It's my house. -It's tradition, Max. | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
Like the Queen and cranberry sauce. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:13 | |
Oh! I'll get it. | 0:43:13 | 0:43:15 | |
Nan, no-one cares where they sit except Oscar. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:18 | |
-You see what I mean, Derek? -Yeah, well... | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
That's what's wrong with this country. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:24 | |
-No respect for tradition. -Oh, here we go, see. | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
First religion, then politics, the royal family. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
Christmas is not Christmas without a heated debate, is it, Mum? | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
Amy. Away from the window. Come and sit here. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
-I blame the Government. -Yeah, course you do. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:38 | |
-DOORBELL -Lauren, get your nan some water. | 0:43:38 | 0:43:41 | |
Get a gag while you're there. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:42 | |
My mum has married him. I let her. I lived in the same house as him. | 0:43:42 | 0:43:45 | |
I promised my dad... | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
We're going on holiday, Afia, to Pakistan, | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
with a man who sets fire to people when things don't go his way. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:53 | |
You kept that a secret from me? | 0:43:53 | 0:43:54 | |
-My daughter wants a puppet. -My daughter wants her dinner. -I promised. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:03 | |
-I'll give it to her. -Jack, you promised! -I've changed my mind. | 0:44:03 | 0:44:07 | |
-Zainab knows though... -Just stop talking. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:30 | |
-She chose to be with him. -Stop explaining everything as well. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
She's a grown woman. A strong woman! | 0:44:33 | 0:44:35 | |
Afia, just stop with the excuses. Stop wasting time, OK? | 0:44:35 | 0:44:39 | |
It's about the truth. | 0:44:39 | 0:44:40 | |
What happened about telling the truth? | 0:44:40 | 0:44:42 | |
If you want to walk away with any credibility, | 0:44:42 | 0:44:45 | |
do what you could have done a few weeks ago and call the police. | 0:44:45 | 0:44:48 | |
Dad... Yeah, Dad, just meet me at the house, OK. | 0:44:50 | 0:44:53 | |
Meet me at the house. Mum's in trouble. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:55 | |
Just meet me at the house. | 0:44:55 | 0:44:57 | |
Your smirking, smug little Masood, he was always an irrelevance. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:03 | |
And doesn't he know it? | 0:45:05 | 0:45:07 | |
Maybe the postman knew it was only a matter of time | 0:45:11 | 0:45:14 | |
before you looked at me and realised. | 0:45:14 | 0:45:16 | |
And then you did. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:19 | |
A little bit of guidance and you realised. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:26 | |
How does that make me sick? Really, Zainab? | 0:45:30 | 0:45:33 | |
I know I am the doctor, | 0:45:36 | 0:45:37 | |
but you cannot be so squeamish, Zainab. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
It might hurt. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:43 | |
But when a tumour is growing, you remove it. | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
For the good of the whole. | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
Oh, come on, please. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
I've always been able to talk to you, honestly. | 0:45:56 | 0:46:00 | |
You and me. | 0:46:00 | 0:46:01 | |
And when the tragedy of the accident is over... | 0:46:04 | 0:46:08 | |
..you'll understand. | 0:46:10 | 0:46:13 | |
I'll help you. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:16 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED: -Where is Amy, the Christmas princess? | 0:46:16 | 0:46:21 | |
Where is she? There she is. Hello, Amy! | 0:46:21 | 0:46:25 | |
Amy! | 0:46:25 | 0:46:27 | |
-ROXY GIGGLES -# Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way | 0:46:27 | 0:46:32 | |
# Oh, what fun it is to ride On a one horse open sleigh, hey! | 0:46:32 | 0:46:38 | |
# Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way... # | 0:46:38 | 0:46:42 | |
When you wake up, it'll all be over. | 0:46:46 | 0:46:50 | |
Fear can be conquered when you're not on your own. | 0:46:53 | 0:46:56 | |
You and me, we will sit in the sunshine, that is the plan. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:05 | |
We will tell this to our grandchildren. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:09 | |
How it was always going to be. | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
You and me, Zainab, in the sunshine. | 0:47:14 | 0:47:19 | |
Mum? Mum?! | 0:47:23 | 0:47:26 | |
Dad! | 0:47:26 | 0:47:29 | |
-Dad! -Mum! -Dad, what are you doing? | 0:47:33 | 0:47:37 | |
Get away from her. Get off of her! | 0:47:37 | 0:47:38 | |
Get the kids out of here. Call the police. | 0:47:38 | 0:47:41 | |
Mum, what has he done to you? | 0:47:41 | 0:47:43 | |
Dad, call the police. | 0:47:43 | 0:47:45 | |
-I'll call them. -No! | 0:47:45 | 0:47:47 | |
Wise. They'll hardly be interested in a little postman's domestic. | 0:47:47 | 0:47:53 | |
-No! -Dad! | 0:47:56 | 0:47:58 | |
Now call them. | 0:48:01 | 0:48:03 | |
Sometimes people, their bodies get a bit poorly, you know, | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
like a limp or whatever. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:10 | |
Well, sometimes their minds do as well. | 0:48:10 | 0:48:13 | |
Her mind's limping? | 0:48:13 | 0:48:16 | |
Well, yeah, sometimes. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
But, you know, Jean, right, she misses her daughter. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
And she misses her granddaughter. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
You understand that, don't you, eh? | 0:48:26 | 0:48:28 | |
Can she still dance with a limp? | 0:48:30 | 0:48:32 | |
What? | 0:48:32 | 0:48:35 | |
She don't want turkey. And she doesn't want her pudding. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:38 | |
And if she don't get that puppet, she ain't going to come home. So, go on then. | 0:48:38 | 0:48:45 | |
Hello, baby girl! Hello, baby. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:50 | |
Keys to the flat. | 0:48:55 | 0:48:57 | |
-I ain't having her hanging out with that inbred cousin of yours. All right? -OK. | 0:48:57 | 0:49:02 | |
Merry Christmas, baby girl. Merry Christmas. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:07 | |
We're just outside. | 0:49:30 | 0:49:32 | |
He's got ten minutes and the police are coming to lock him up. | 0:49:32 | 0:49:35 | |
We're just outside. | 0:49:35 | 0:49:37 | |
You need me. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:53 | |
Who else is going to find you when you get lost in Karachi? | 0:49:56 | 0:49:59 | |
And pay off your overdraft and make you beans on toast | 0:49:59 | 0:50:03 | |
when your homework gets too much. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:05 | |
People are complicated. Life gets complicated. | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
But you've got to understand, I will always be there for you. | 0:50:11 | 0:50:15 | |
This is just one small moment in our lives. | 0:50:15 | 0:50:18 | |
And we will not let Masood triumph. This is not an end, Afia. | 0:50:18 | 0:50:22 | |
Yes, it is. | 0:50:28 | 0:50:29 | |
CAR ALARM BLARES | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
-KAT: -'I'd do Christmas every day if I had a dishwasher. | 0:51:28 | 0:51:31 | |
-'Those kids this morning. -JEAN: Don't say anything, | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
'but I'm going to get Alfie a skateboard for his birthday. | 0:51:34 | 0:51:38 | |
'How lucky am I? | 0:51:40 | 0:51:42 | |
-'When I was a little girl, I never dreamed... -Really? | 0:51:42 | 0:51:46 | |
'What, all this? I don't think so. | 0:51:46 | 0:51:48 | |
'My dad had me down for a room in King's Cross | 0:51:48 | 0:51:50 | |
'with a steady line of punters. | 0:51:50 | 0:51:52 | |
'Don't tell Alfie, but if it wasn't for him | 0:51:52 | 0:51:55 | |
'I reckon I'd be there an' all. | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
'We're all hanging out for a hero, Kat. | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
'And mine's sitting in there. It's lucky, ain't it? | 0:51:59 | 0:52:05 | |
'To find someone that you love so much.' | 0:52:05 | 0:52:08 | |
Right, who's up for a cold beer? | 0:52:08 | 0:52:10 | |
'I keep at it and I reckon one day he'll feel like it back.' | 0:52:14 | 0:52:20 | |
And he could, couldn't he? He could get it back, yeah? | 0:52:20 | 0:52:25 | |
You don't think Alfie loves you? | 0:52:25 | 0:52:29 | |
No. Does he hell. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:33 | |
-Why, eh? Why d'you do it? -You did it! | 0:52:39 | 0:52:42 | |
You did it! You evil murdering filth! | 0:52:42 | 0:52:46 | |
And I've got you taped. | 0:52:46 | 0:52:50 | |
-Yeah, I have heard you. -Take her home, Patrick. | 0:52:50 | 0:52:52 | |
It was meant to be a present. | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
I thought someone had sent me a Christmas present. | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
And I promise you on my life, Phil Mitchell, | 0:53:02 | 0:53:08 | |
the next time we speak, it will be through a lawyer. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:11 | |
Cos you WILL be under arrest. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:14 | |
I heard you admit it, Phil Mitchell! | 0:53:16 | 0:53:20 | |
Oh. Oh, Shirley, | 0:53:22 | 0:53:25 | |
Kevin. Kevin. It was... | 0:53:27 | 0:53:30 | |
It was Phil's fault. Phil knew. | 0:53:30 | 0:53:34 | |
And he good as drove that car that killed him. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:37 | |
Take her home, Patrick, and shut her up. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:42 | |
PHIL: 'All roads lead to you. | 0:54:02 | 0:54:04 | |
'If I wanted to screw you up, there's better ways than a memory stick through Denise's letter box.' | 0:54:04 | 0:54:08 | |
-Get the evidence back... -Yeah, what? | 0:54:08 | 0:54:10 | |
-I'll have you, that's what. -Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. | 0:54:10 | 0:54:13 | |
This isn't the Christmas spirit, is it? | 0:54:13 | 0:54:16 | |
No. No. No. No. No. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:17 | |
No, I object to this kind of behaviour | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
because it is disrespectful to the baby Jesus on his birthday. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
You may not know it, mate, | 0:54:23 | 0:54:25 | |
but we've got a sick woman in this house, and kiddies. | 0:54:25 | 0:54:28 | |
And an old man who's waiting for a visit. | 0:54:28 | 0:54:30 | |
Now, this being the season of goodwill... | 0:54:30 | 0:54:34 | |
We don't want to get blood on the carpet, do we? | 0:54:34 | 0:54:37 | |
You better keep your doors locked then. | 0:54:42 | 0:54:45 | |
Peace be with you, my good man. | 0:54:45 | 0:54:48 | |
Season's whatsits and all that! | 0:54:48 | 0:54:51 | |
Well, let's have that Christmas pudding, eh? | 0:54:53 | 0:54:57 | |
Eh? Come on, girls. | 0:54:57 | 0:55:00 | |
Ben! | 0:55:03 | 0:55:06 | |
You lying little toerag. You hate him that much? | 0:55:06 | 0:55:10 | |
You hate him that much? | 0:55:10 | 0:55:12 | |
What's going on in that thick skull of yours, eh? | 0:55:13 | 0:55:16 | |
How far will you go to make his life a misery? | 0:55:16 | 0:55:18 | |
Your dad...he could go down for this, you idiot. | 0:55:20 | 0:55:24 | |
It's been a long time coming, Shirl. | 0:55:25 | 0:55:27 | |
I know you can't help having a limp, but I'm not an angel, I'm Shenice. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:40 | |
-And now Kat hasn't seen my show. -No. | 0:55:40 | 0:55:44 | |
So do you want the job or what? | 0:55:44 | 0:55:47 | |
Are there many other applicants? | 0:55:47 | 0:55:49 | |
-Can you knit? -I can knit. | 0:55:49 | 0:55:52 | |
Sign the contract. You've passed. | 0:55:52 | 0:55:54 | |
Oh. Oh, I'm so pleased. | 0:55:54 | 0:55:56 | |
Cos it suits both of us really, doesn't it? | 0:55:56 | 0:55:58 | |
Cos I do have a bit of previous experience... | 0:55:58 | 0:56:01 | |
-Jean! Jean! -We can bake cakes together. | 0:56:01 | 0:56:04 | |
I'll get knitting needles, Stacey broke my last ones, she never got the hang of casting. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:08 | |
Jean! Jean, you do realise that you'll never be my real nanny, don't you? | 0:56:08 | 0:56:13 | |
Yes. Yes, I do realise that. | 0:56:13 | 0:56:17 | |
But then every little girl needs a nanny for Christmas, doesn't she? | 0:56:17 | 0:56:21 | |
Will you be my Nanny Christmas? | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
I'll be your Nanny Christmas. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:27 | |
Sign here. | 0:56:27 | 0:56:30 | |
# ..To you and your kin | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year... # | 0:56:34 | 0:56:36 | |
Merry Christmas. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:38 | |
Happy new year. | 0:56:38 | 0:56:41 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a merry Christmas | 0:56:41 | 0:56:45 | |
# We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! # | 0:56:45 | 0:56:52 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:56:52 | 0:56:54 | |
Oh, oh, oh. Charge your glasses everyone, for a toast. | 0:56:54 | 0:57:00 | |
-My family. Salut. -Family! | 0:57:03 | 0:57:08 | |
The police have just left. | 0:57:38 | 0:57:41 | |
I can get my things. I'll sleep downstairs, | 0:57:41 | 0:57:45 | |
just until they track Yusef down. | 0:57:45 | 0:57:49 | |
Thank you. | 0:57:49 | 0:57:52 | |
Hello, Baba. | 0:57:52 | 0:57:54 | |
You need some peace. | 0:57:58 | 0:57:59 | |
-Ssh, come on. -Mummy. Mummy. | 0:57:59 | 0:58:02 | |
No. | 0:58:05 | 0:58:07 | |
Masood. | 0:58:09 | 0:58:12 | |
Masood. I am so, so sorry. | 0:58:17 | 0:58:23 | |
And... | 0:58:26 | 0:58:28 | |
..I love you. | 0:58:30 | 0:58:33 | |
Say that again. | 0:58:38 | 0:58:40 | |
I love you. | 0:58:43 | 0:58:44 | |
No, no. | 0:58:44 | 0:58:46 | |
The bit about you being really sorry. | 0:58:46 | 0:58:48 | |
Masood... | 0:58:52 | 0:58:55 | |
-SOBS: -I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. | 0:58:55 | 0:58:59 | |
# So here it is merry Christmas Everybody's having fun... # | 0:59:02 | 0:59:09 | |
It's Christmas! | 0:59:09 | 0:59:12 | |
# Look to the future now | 0:59:12 | 0:59:16 | |
# It's only just begun... # | 0:59:16 | 0:59:20 | |
PEOPLE CHAT AND LAUGH | 0:59:31 | 0:59:34 | |
Masood! | 0:59:51 | 0:59:53 | |
Where have you been hiding? Come on. | 0:59:55 | 0:59:58 | |
-SHE PURRS -Come on in. | 0:59:58 | 1:00:00 | |
Put down your jacket, yeah? Orange juice? | 1:00:00 | 1:00:04 | |
Masood! Merry Christmas. | 1:00:04 | 1:00:09 | |
Yes, it is, isn't it? | 1:00:09 | 1:00:12 | |
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