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MUSIC: "Que Sera Sera" by Doris Day | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Time to pin the tail on the donkey! Here you are, Rose. | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Here we go. One, two, three... | 0:00:35 | 0:00:38 | |
Now, don't worry. You'll all get a turn! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Don't blame me. It's Hev's idea. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:47 | |
I wanted strippers. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:48 | |
-Booze. -Fairy wings. -And what do we get? | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
A night in with the Last of The Summer Wine? Do me a favour. | 0:00:51 | 0:00:55 | |
Nearly time for the roulade! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Hev, can I have a word? | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
I've got the club on standby. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
What are we doing here eating Battenberg with the blue rinse brigade? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
Mrs Branning, she offered, and I just want a quiet night, Shirl. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
We've been planning this for weeks. | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
It's your last big blow-out before you become Mrs Cotton. | 0:01:15 | 0:01:18 | |
Has something happened? | 0:01:18 | 0:01:20 | |
No. It's nothing. | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
Where's my bag? Have either of you seen me handbag? | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
It's on the stairs. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:27 | |
So it is! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:30 | |
I know I shouldn't say nothing... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
but I've got a lovely surprise for you, Heather Trott. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
Don't make me poke you, Hev. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:42 | |
I don't think I can marry him, Shirl. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
Patrick, you seen anything of Heather? | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
Not since this morning. Why? | 0:01:55 | 0:01:57 | |
How did she seem to you? | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
A bit distracted maybe. But that's only to be expected. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
-Just that we had a bit of a barney last night. -Lovers' tiff, I bet! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:07 | |
I should go and talk to her, really. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
The girl is on her hen night, man. Let her enjoy herself now, man. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Why aren't you out celebrating your last night of freedom? | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
Stags ain't really my thing. | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
Oh, come on now, man, you should be out there gathering ammunition. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:22 | |
Comparing war wounds! | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
I don't really know anyone round here, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
apart from Heather and my mum. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Hey, Billy, what're you doing later? | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
I'm not fighting with you, Shirl. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Look, if he's been inside once the chances are he's going to go back there. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:48 | |
Is that the type of life you want for George, eh? | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Sitting there waiting for a visiting order? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Then you get a 30-minute conversation with some screw staring over your shoulder. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:57 | |
Get your chops around this, girls! | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
You'll have to excuse my sister's turban, Hev. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:04 | |
-She's had a little infestation... -Old Hollywood chic. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
I always like to keep ahead of the trend. Unlike Old Mother Hubbard here. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
Look, I know this isn't the ideal situation, | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
but er... today's Hev's day, innit? | 0:03:18 | 0:03:21 | |
Even though we've not seen eye to eye. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:24 | |
Suppose I can forgive you for one day... | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
for stitching up my old man. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:31 | |
-'Ere you are. -Cheers. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:38 | |
MUSIC: "Bachelor Boy" by Cliff Richard | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
OK, ladies. We've got a VIP area waiting for us at the R&R. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
Well, what about my roulade? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
Let the youngsters have their fun, Dot. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
You don't mind if we tag along, do you girls? | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
Well, it is Heather's special occasion. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
-I don't want to let you down. -It's hard to believe that you'll be a Cotton this time next week. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
Strictly speaking you'll be a Taylor. Cos hers was a bigamous marriage. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
Oh, change the record. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:10 | |
Unlike her wedding do, yours will be a dignified affair. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Married in cerise, according to all accounts. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:17 | |
Well - what can you expect from a scarlet woman? | 0:04:17 | 0:04:20 | |
D'you want me to go ahead, tell them the wedding's off? | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
Why would you do that? | 0:04:28 | 0:04:30 | |
You're not still seriously thinking about marrying that pudding? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
-Mrs Branning has gone to a lot of trouble. -Hev! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
I can't think about this, Shirl. Not now! | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Could you tell me where I'd find 45 Albert Square? | 0:04:45 | 0:04:48 | |
Yeah, it's the house on the corner, mate. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Heather...! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
-Just let me explain, yeah? -Stay away from her. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:59 | |
-It's none of your business. -Hev IS my business! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Just the man I'm looking for. I'm taking you over to the Vic. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
-Now's not a good time, Patrick. -That wasn't a request, you know. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
I'm giving Heather away, aren't I? | 0:05:08 | 0:05:09 | |
The last thing you want to do | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
is to upset the father of the bride. Now, come on. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Come on, come on. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:18 | |
No, no, no! No, you can't come in here! | 0:05:21 | 0:05:25 | |
I'm cooking, aren't I? So... | 0:05:25 | 0:05:28 | |
..pour yourself a nice big glass of red and put your feet up. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
Yeah, but I'm covering for Lucy at the chippy. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
Well... I've bought all the stuff and everything. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
I'm trying to do something nice for us, Ian. | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
-I can heat it up later, can't I? -D'you know what? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:44 | |
You can make your own dinner. I'm going out. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
-Where? -With my mates. -Who? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
It's Fat Heather's hen do, innit? The more the merrier, I say. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
Excuse me. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
-What are you doing? -Uh, nothing. | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
Don't look like nothing. What was it? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
I write one to Mum every year. I know it's stupid. I know. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
Nah, it's not. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:15 | |
MUSIC: "Searchin' (I Gotta Find A Man)" by Hazell Dean | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
You holding out for a better offer? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
-She's waiting for a text from Ray, isn't she? -Ahh... | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Can you believe it, Walford's own little party girl's all lurved up. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
I ain't lurved up, yeah? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
We've only been on one date. Innit, Dee? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:33 | |
Yes, which was spent wearing an helmet. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:37 | |
Look, he's just a bit of fun. I'm not even sure if I like him. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
TEXT ALERT | 0:06:40 | 0:06:41 | |
So what, you ain't going to answer that? | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
I'm out with the girls. Men are off limits. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
-So you don't mind if I delete it, then? -Go ahead, I'm not interested. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:51 | |
SHE GASPS | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
Was that Ray? | 0:06:55 | 0:06:56 | |
McKlunky's. A bucket of chicken's four quid, apparently. | 0:06:56 | 0:07:00 | |
Something tells me you're the first person to ask for a sherry in here. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
Well, I thought, just the one - you know, wouldn't do no harm. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
You know, seeing as it's a celebration. | 0:07:09 | 0:07:12 | |
This takes me right back. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
A quick pit stop for a Babycham, then dancing the night away at the Royal. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:20 | |
That's the old place in Tottenham, innit? | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
I broke many a heart on the dance floor. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
I never had no time for gallivanting, you know - | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
cos my Nick, he was a very demanding baby. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Had terrible trouble with his ears. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
My problem is I was too much like our mother. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
Men just took one look at me | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
and let's face it, they knew exactly what they were getting. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:43 | |
I will never feel like a lady, and I never have done. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
I think my half-sister's had one too many gin and its. | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
C'mon - let's get you a glass of water. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
Mrs Branning, I'm ever so pleased you came. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
Don't you think it's time you called me Dorothy? Seeing as you're almost family. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:03 | |
-Yes, Mrs Branning. -I've got a little something for you. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
-What is it? -Oh - just a little something to see you on your way. | 0:08:06 | 0:08:12 | |
Oh, no, Mrs Branning, this is much too much. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
Take it. With my blessing. | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Yeah, but you've already got me my wedding dress... | 0:08:20 | 0:08:23 | |
I won't take no for an answer. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:25 | |
-He'll make a good husband, you know? -How can you be sure of that, eh? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Cos he's got goodness in him. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:32 | |
And it's up to you to help him find it. | 0:08:34 | 0:08:36 | |
Alfie, you going to come and join us for a drink, | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
celebrate this boy's last night of freedom? | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Sorry, Paddy, bit busy, mate. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:46 | |
Ray, what about you? | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Listen, mate, I'm at a crucial stage with a souffle right now, Patrick. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
You know I'd, er...I'd never do anything to hurt Heather, don't you? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:58 | |
Where's that come from? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
She found out I've been inside. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
Doesn't that shock you? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Your past is your business. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:08 | |
It's Shirley though, innit? | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
She'd do anything to try and split us up. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
What you've got to realise, son, is that you're marrying two women. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:18 | |
You should hear the way she speaks to her sometimes though, Patrick. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
I wouldn't talk like that to a dog. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
It's funny, you know? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
You'd think Shirley was the one calling all the shots. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
But let me tell you something - | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
she'd be hopeless without Heather, you know? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
It's true, innit? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
I'm marrying Shirley, ain't I? | 0:09:38 | 0:09:40 | |
Here he is. The condemned man! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
You call this a stag? Here you are, stick that on. | 0:09:44 | 0:09:48 | |
ALL CHEER AND LAUGH | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
What is it? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:51 | |
I told you! I told you! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
-Right, get the shots in, Alfie. -Yeah, he'll have a shandy. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:59 | |
Come on, Tracey, get your kit off. ALL CHEER | 0:09:59 | 0:10:02 | |
-You didn't have to do this, you know? -No, don't be soppy. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:06 | |
-We look after our own round here, don't we, Paddy? -Yeah, man! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
Right, well, the first round's on me. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-Hiya. -All right? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:22 | |
Ooh, Arthur! | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Ooh, look at you. You're all buttoned up wrong. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
He's a DJ, you know? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
-Mrs B, I need to start my set. -Why don't you come over on Sunday, | 0:10:51 | 0:10:55 | |
and I'll make you one of my special steak and kidney puddings? | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
-Yeah, I really should go... -Well, I'll be right at the front, | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-and I'll be clapping. -Great, great. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
(Just kill me. Just kill me now.) | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
You've stolen my little boy. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:07 | |
D'you know what, Rose? I think you've had enough. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:11 | |
He may not be the sharpest tool in the box, | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
but he's got a big heart. He gets it from me. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Why don't I just take you home, Mrs Cotton, yeah? | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Now... He likes a bit of chicken. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
-Right. -He likes it roast... -Yeah. -..he likes it fried... | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
but he does NOT like it grilled. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-I think it's time to go home. Behave yourself. -I've only just started! | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
SHE YELLS DRUNKENLY | 0:11:34 | 0:11:35 | |
Rose, be careful, come on... | 0:11:37 | 0:11:40 | |
I've still got it, Kim, haven't I? | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Oh, hello, darling... | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
-Rose, come on. -Oh! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
It's my birthday! | 0:11:48 | 0:11:49 | |
Put it in a cab. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:52 | |
Come on, then. Now - you've been round the houses a few times. | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
What advice have you got for our Hev? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
Yeah. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Never...NEVER go to sleep on a row. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Fight it out and then make it up. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
That's how you keep the passion alive. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
At least it was with me. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
-All right, girls? -DOT: -Your attention, please! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Sorry I'm late, Hev. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:15 | |
You know what Ian's like when he's on one. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
Mrs B, what're you doing? | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
You probably most of you know me. I'm Dorothy Branning, Mrs... | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Chairwoman of the Walford Neighbourhood Watch... | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
-Let me handle this. -I'm perfectly capable of public speaking. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
The Reverend Stevens is always praising me | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
-on account of me gospel readings. -Yeah, but one minute... | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
Yo, yo, yo, listen, ladies and gentlemen, OK, | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
cos my main girl MC Dotty B wants to say a few words, d'you get me? | 0:12:39 | 0:12:44 | |
Yeah? ALL: Yeah! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:47 | |
All right! Thanks... | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
Well... I expect most of you know | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
that Heather Trott is getting married. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-MAN: -Get on with it! | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Good manners cost nothing, young man. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:59 | |
Now, I'd like to take this opportunity | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
of asking you all to join me in raising a glass | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
to wish both of them a very happy marriage. To Heather Trott! | 0:13:06 | 0:13:12 | |
ALL: To Heather! | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Tip number one, never tell her she looks tired. Number two, | 0:13:20 | 0:13:22 | |
never stare at Holly Willoughby more than ten seconds, all right? | 0:13:22 | 0:13:26 | |
And the third one, always tell her she's right. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:30 | |
You want to know the way to a woman's heart? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:34 | |
It's all...in the hip action. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
Yeah, man. As soon as she know you can dance... | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
the rest takes care of itself. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:41 | |
So what about you and Rose then, eh? | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
We're just friends, man. Nothing else. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Oh really, yeah? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Well, friends...with benefits. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
You dirty dog. Raymondo, you must have tips to share? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
All right. A woman loves a man who knows his way around the kitchen. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:56 | |
Right, so is it true, then, that food's like a aphro... | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
-Aphrodisiac. -..disiac? | 0:13:59 | 0:14:01 | |
I've got two words for you, boys. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:04 | |
-Pine nuts. -Oh, shut up! | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
No, seriously, it works every time, man. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
I've got one... | 0:14:09 | 0:14:10 | |
All right. Never tell your missus that her sister is a sort, right. | 0:14:10 | 0:14:17 | |
because Abi, she can really throw a punch, right? | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
-Ian. Come and join us. -Nah, you're all right. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:23 | |
We're giving Andrew some tips on how to be a good husband. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
And no-one's had more go's than you. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
You want my advice? Stay clear of blondes. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
Funny, innit? Eight months ago I never even knew Heather. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
Now, I couldn't be without her. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:39 | |
-Pass me a bucket. -No, don't say that... | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
Got yourself a right cracker there, Andrew. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
He's a bit of a player. You want to talk to Jean about that(?) | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
Oh, shut up, will ya! She's not Page Three material... | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
Oi! Watch it! | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
No, what I mean is, she's got a heart of gold, ain't she? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:55 | |
Will you gentleman excuse me? I'm going to try the missus again. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:59 | |
-Andrew... -There ain't going to be no aggro or anything. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
I just want to talk to her. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Oi..! Where're you sneaking off to? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:10 | |
It's Andrew. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
Tonight is about spending time with your mates. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
I know it is. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
Well, it ain't like I'm going to see you much, is it, after next week? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
-What are you talking about? -It's not gonna be the same. Hev and Shirl. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
It's all going to change. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
There's always going to be Hev and Shirl. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
I know I'm a stroppy cow, but you do know that you're my best mate? | 0:15:27 | 0:15:31 | |
-Course I do. -And I don't want a bloke coming in between us. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
-That ain't going to happen. -So just for tonight, forget about Andrew. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
MUSIC: "Respectable" by Mel and Kim | 0:15:37 | 0:15:40 | |
Here, do you remember this? 1987. Me and you down the Hippodrome, eh? | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
I can still remember the moves, you know? | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-No! Can you? -Yeah. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
-Shall we have a go? -No, you go first. -No, you go first. Go on. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:53 | |
Let's do it together. Go, go, go... | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Can I get a glass of champagne, please? | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Oh, you can put it on Heather's tab. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:00 | |
# Take or leave us only please believe us | 0:16:07 | 0:16:11 | |
# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable) | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
# Like us, hate us but you'll never change us | 0:16:15 | 0:16:19 | |
# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)... # | 0:16:19 | 0:16:24 | |
-I love you, Heather Trott. -I love you too, Shirl. | 0:16:24 | 0:16:28 | |
-I love you more. -I love you more. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:31 | |
If you had your time again, would you change anything? | 0:16:31 | 0:16:35 | |
Suffering produces endurance, | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
endurance produces character and character produces hope. | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
Look at them, they're all so young. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
They've got no idea of the disappointments that lie ahead. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:48 | |
# Tay, tay, tay, tay T-t-t-t-t-tay, tay | 0:16:48 | 0:16:49 | |
# Take or leave us only please believe us | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
# We ain't ever gonna be respectable (Respectable)... # | 0:16:53 | 0:16:57 | |
Heather Trott? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
-Oh, here we go. Come on, get it over and done with. -Hev... | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
Oh... It was only the once, I promise. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
I mean, I didn't have time to separate my papers from my plastics. | 0:17:08 | 0:17:12 | |
I'm really sorry, Officer... | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
MUSIC: "Addicted to Love" by Robert Palmer | 0:17:14 | 0:17:16 | |
Oh, Shirl! | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
Ooh, yeah... | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
WOMEN CHEER LASCIVIOUSLY | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
MUSIC: "Three Times A Lady" by The Commodores | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
# ..And I love you | 0:17:28 | 0:17:33 | |
# Yes, you're once, twice | 0:17:33 | 0:17:38 | |
# Three times a lady | 0:17:39 | 0:17:44 | |
# And I love you | 0:17:45 | 0:17:54 | |
# I love you... # | 0:17:55 | 0:18:01 | |
You seen much of Ben? | 0:18:04 | 0:18:05 | |
He ain't exactly popular in my house, is he? | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
Listen, does he ever talk about the young offenders' place? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
Yeah, a bit. Why? Weren't exactly top dog in there, was he? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:17 | |
All right - and if he went back in? | 0:18:17 | 0:18:19 | |
It'd kill him. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Heather still ain't answering her phone. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
Oh, God, let the girl enjoy herself now, man. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
With Shirley there? Picking away at her... Sticking ideas in her head. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:31 | |
I ain't going to let her ruin it for me, Patrick. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Oi, oi. Trouble in paradise? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Yeah, it feels like it. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Ben told me it's Phil's plea hearing next week. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Good news travels fast. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:45 | |
I don't take pleasure from this. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
Now, I find that hard to believe. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
So, have you decided what you're going to do if... | 0:18:48 | 0:18:51 | |
It won't come to that. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
You sound confident. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
It's all I've got. I've lost everything else. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Come on. Let's show this bride how much she CAN blush. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:03 | |
Heather... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
-Oh. -What're you doing? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Do you mind? We're trying to have some fun here. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:16 | |
-We're going home. -Get your hands off. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
-Keep out of this. -What, you going knock six bells out of ME? | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
-No, Shirl, that's enough. -You know he's done time. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Yeah - Andy Pandy here's got a little bit of a temper. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:27 | |
You don't know what you're talking about. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
How long do you reckon, before he starts knocking you about? | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Andrew's a good boy. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
I don't mean to be rude, | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
but you ain't exactly a great judge of character, are you? | 0:19:34 | 0:19:38 | |
A bad day at work, a belly full of beer... | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
You say one word out of line, he'll be giving you back-handers! | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-That's enough. -This ain't your business. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
-He's Dot's nephew, that makes it my business. -I know what I'm talking about, Hev. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:51 | |
You know what? I think it's best if you just go. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Yeah, go. Back to Southend. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:57 | |
Cos nobody wants you here. Least of all Hev. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
Not so tough without an audience, are you? | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
You've had it in for me since I got here, haven't you? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
You're not good enough for Hev. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
If anyone's a bully around here it's you. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
The way you talk down to her. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Lift her up, then dump her whenever you feel like it. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
We all know what this is really about though, don't we? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
-Enlighten me. -With Phil facing life, Heather getting hitched... | 0:20:32 | 0:20:37 | |
there's going to be no-one left for you. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:39 | |
You're going to be all on your own, Shirley. And you hate it. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:45 | |
You think if Hev had the choice she'd choose you? | 0:20:45 | 0:20:49 | |
I've seen her face. She sees what we all see. | 0:20:49 | 0:20:53 | |
-And what's that? -A vicious thug! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Since I first saw you, I knew there was something wrong. | 0:20:56 | 0:20:59 | |
I thought you were simple, I didn't put you down as the tough guy. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
-You better shut that mouth. -Do it for me? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
Come on, Andrew! Show us what you've really got. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
If you was a geezer, I tell ya... | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
Now do you see? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:16 | |
MUSIC: "You Make Me Feel So Young" by Frank Sinatra | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
# You and I | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
# Are just like a couple of tots | 0:21:29 | 0:21:34 | |
# Runnin' across the meadow | 0:21:34 | 0:21:37 | |
# Pickin' up lots of forget-me-nots | 0:21:37 | 0:21:41 | |
# You make me feel so young | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
# You make me feel there are songs to be sung | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
# Bells to be rung... # | 0:21:49 | 0:21:51 | |
Heather, wait... She got to me, didn't she? | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
So I've got a bit of a temper. | 0:21:54 | 0:21:56 | |
That doesn't mean I'd ever raise my hand to you, does it? | 0:21:56 | 0:22:01 | |
Who was it? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
It doesn't matter. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
Shirl's right. I can't trust you. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
It was my mum's ex. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:08 | |
He used to be a bit handy with his fists. | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
He put her in hospital twice. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:15 | |
I couldn't just sit back and let him treat her like that, could I? | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
She's my mum. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
But...I've got Shirl in one ear and Rose in the other... | 0:22:21 | 0:22:27 | |
What's Mum said? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
Doesn't matter. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
D'you know what, I can't do this. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
Where're you going? | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
D'you think it's easy living round here? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Everyone poking their noses in. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
Interfering in our business. This is our life, Heather! | 0:22:41 | 0:22:44 | |
It's got nothing to do with Shirley or my mum. | 0:22:44 | 0:22:47 | |
This is about me, you and George. | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
That's all I give a monkey's about. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
We either do this, or finish it now. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:58 | |
Cos I can't live like this. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:01 | |
So which is it to be? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:06 | |
Yeah, I thought so. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:12 | |
You know it's Phil's hearing next week, don't you? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Spit it out, Billy. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:20 | |
Well...nothing TO say, is there? | 0:23:20 | 0:23:23 | |
Between Ben and Marsden they've stitched him up good and proper. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:26 | |
What, you think it was easy for that boy to stand up to his father? | 0:23:26 | 0:23:30 | |
It's family, Patrick. You don't grass. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
I don't envy him at all, coming up against that every day. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
I'll tell you what, Patrick, you don't know the half of it. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:41 | |
Listen, remember all that trouble you had with your lad, Paul? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Is there anything you wish you'd done differently? | 0:23:44 | 0:23:48 | |
Hindsight plays tricks on the mind. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
All you can do is look forward, son. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Yeah, I know. But if you could change one thing? | 0:23:53 | 0:23:56 | |
I would have turned him in. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:01 | |
Soon as I knew he was involved in drugs, I would've called the police. | 0:24:01 | 0:24:05 | |
And have him hate you for it? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
I'd rather that than to see him throw his life away. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:11 | |
I mean - all that boy ever needed was a fresh start. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:15 | |
Wipe the slate clean. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:17 | |
But he never got that chance, did he? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:22 | |
It was too late. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Mum...? | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
That's Heather's dress. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:40 | |
I never got to wear white, did I? | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
Get it off. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
The feel of silk against my skin. It's like I'm 16 again. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
I won't tell you again. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
No harm done, is there? | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
No harm done?! This is twisted, Mum, even for you. | 0:24:53 | 0:24:57 | |
Just get it off, will you? Get it off! | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
SHE SHRIEKS Now look what you've done! | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
My nerves couldn't stand another shock like that tonight... | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Rose Elizabeth! | 0:25:09 | 0:25:12 | |
It's times like this I wish I had a camera. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
Are you coming in? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:27 | |
No, I'll catch you up in a bit. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:29 | |
-I've just got to go check on the chippy. -All right. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
Why hasn't he texted me, Dee? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:37 | |
I don't know why he hasn't texted you! | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Perhaps he's run out of credit or something. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
-He hates me, innit? -He doesn't hate you. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
Yeah, but the thing is, yeah - nits like clean hair, innit? | 0:25:45 | 0:25:49 | |
But he don't care, does he? No. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
He thinks I'm a tramp, innit? | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
I never liked him. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
-DENISE SIGHS -Oh Kim, don't be daft. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:58 | |
TEXT ALERT Can't be bothered with it. | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
Ah! You see - patience, it was never your strong point, Kimberley Fox. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:10 | |
Well, come on, then. Don't keep us all in suspense... | 0:26:11 | 0:26:15 | |
Really? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:19 | |
After all that fuss tonight... I forgot to give you this. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:31 | |
If you don't like it, you can take it back. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
I love it. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:42 | |
How about, me and you jump in a cab and go down to Stratford? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
I know a nice little bar there, rammed full of Polish builders. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:51 | |
They'll all be fighting over you. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:53 | |
HEATHER SIGHS | 0:26:53 | 0:26:54 | |
Come on, Hev. He's not the only bloke out there. | 0:26:56 | 0:27:00 | |
I don't want another bloke, Shirl. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
You know, all my life I've had people telling me what to do. | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
You, Mummy... | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
Well, it stops now. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
I love him. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
And if you can't accept that, then... | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
-you're going to have to find another best mate. -Heather... | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
No, Hev... | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
You walk away now and we're finished. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
Mr Beale. To what do I owe the pleasure? | 0:27:54 | 0:27:58 | |
It's, um...it's Ben. | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
What about him? | 0:28:00 | 0:28:02 | |
He lied. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:04 | |
Phil's innocent. | 0:28:07 | 0:28:09 | |
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