24/04/2012 EastEnders


24/04/2012

Similar Content

Browse content similar to 24/04/2012. Check below for episodes and series from the same categories and more!

Transcript


LineFromTo

Yes, bruv? Yes, bruv?

0:00:250:00:27

FAT BOY GIGGLES

0:00:270:00:28

Yes, bruv? Fill me up with some chicken.

0:00:300:00:32

I've just been mashing up the decks in R&R.

0:00:320:00:34

The girls are looking hot, fine and sexy.

0:00:340:00:36

Hey, man, you should try cracking a smile or something, you know.

0:00:360:00:39

You see? You see, that's what I come in here for.

0:00:390:00:42

That special bit of banter you got.

0:00:420:00:43

And the way you caress the chickens.

0:00:430:00:46

That's 4.90.

0:00:470:00:49

Wow! The ladies must be beating you off with a drumstick, bruv.

0:00:490:00:54

FAT BOY LAUGHS

0:00:540:00:56

All right, man. Well, you keep up the good work, yeah?

0:00:560:00:58

And, hey, listen, listen, listen. This time next year,

0:00:580:01:01

I got two words for you, man, I got two words -

0:01:010:01:03

spare ribs.

0:01:030:01:05

-FAT BOY LAUGHS

-Keep on dreaming, brother,

0:01:050:01:07

keep on dreaming.

0:01:070:01:09

LAUGHTER

0:01:120:01:15

CAT YOWLS

0:01:190:01:20

Dad.

0:01:520:01:53

She'll be all right, you know that.

0:01:560:01:58

I mean, Shirley can look after herself.

0:02:000:02:03

HE YAWNS

0:02:070:02:10

SHE GROANS

0:02:180:02:20

Oh.

0:02:320:02:34

SHE SIGHS

0:02:350:02:37

FRONT DOOR OPENS

0:02:420:02:44

FRONT DOOR SLAMS

0:02:460:02:48

How long is this going to go on for, eh?

0:02:520:02:56

You shouldn't have called the hospital.

0:02:570:02:59

Oh, right, so this is all my fault?

0:02:590:03:02

I didn't say that.

0:03:020:03:04

I've been tiptoeing around you for months, Tan,

0:03:040:03:07

scared to touch you in case it looks like I'm after something else.

0:03:070:03:10

But, no, turns out you're fine.

0:03:100:03:12

Just can't bear the thought of being near me, can you?

0:03:120:03:15

RADIO: "It Must Be Love" by Madness

0:03:190:03:22

How's your head this morning?

0:03:290:03:30

I tell you something, Shirl, I've known some drinkers in my time

0:03:330:03:37

but they can't hold a candle to you.

0:03:370:03:39

Come on. Take a pew.

0:03:390:03:42

I'll boil you up an egg, eh?

0:03:440:03:46

I'll just stick to water, thanks.

0:03:470:03:49

You know, you've got a fine pair of lungs on you.

0:03:500:03:53

Mind you, I don't know if Janine or my little sister'll be too happy,

0:03:540:03:59

Blondie blaring out at two o'clock in the morning.

0:03:590:04:02

Erm...

0:04:030:04:05

-..last night...

-Hmm?

0:04:080:04:10

You know.

0:04:120:04:13

-Did we...?

-Did we...? You're talking in riddles, Shirl.

0:04:140:04:18

I don't know what you're on about. What?

0:04:180:04:21

Oh! What, in my brother's bed?

0:04:220:04:25

What kind of man do you take me for?

0:04:250:04:27

No, we started on the sofa.

0:04:300:04:31

Then on the kitchen counter.

0:04:310:04:33

And then we ended up on Veronica's sheepskin rug.

0:04:340:04:37

Oh, don't tell me you've forgotten already.

0:04:390:04:41

I was up at the crack of dawn composing a sonnet,

0:04:410:04:44

a little token of my affection.

0:04:440:04:47

BANGING ON DOOR, DOORBELL RINGS

0:04:490:04:51

Mrs B? Where's the fire?

0:04:560:04:57

-It's eight o'clock. Why ain't you up and dressed? Have you been drinking?

-I'm 20 years old.

0:04:570:05:03

What about your ablutions? That's the one thing I liked about you, Arthur, your personal hygiene.

0:05:030:05:07

You know what they say - cleanliness is next to godliness.

0:05:070:05:11

Oh, my Lord. Oh, them Moon boys, they're a terrible influence on you.

0:05:110:05:14

Mrs B, listen. Why don't you go to the launderette, OK? And I'll bring you a lovely sticky bun.

0:05:140:05:19

Are you trying to get rid of me? I don't have to go to the launderette

0:05:190:05:22

cos the engineers are in servicing the machines.

0:05:220:05:25

OK. So what are you going to do instead?

0:05:250:05:28

First of all, we'll clean this place from top to bottom.

0:05:280:05:31

-And then what?

-And then we're going out to get you a job.

0:05:310:05:34

-But...

-Go on, get dressed. Off you go. Go on. Chop chop.

0:05:340:05:37

KNOCKING ON DOOR

0:05:430:05:45

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

0:05:530:05:54

-I'll get it!

-No, don't answer it.

0:05:540:05:57

-Oooh!

-Go and get your sister for me, will you?

0:05:570:05:59

-What do you want, Janine?

-I know they're due at school

0:06:020:06:04

-but please can I just have ten minutes to take down their measurements?

-What for?

0:06:040:06:08

Oh, let me think. That would be my wedding in June.

0:06:080:06:11

-But you haven't even asked 'em yet.

-What else are they going to be doing?

0:06:110:06:14

You can't go in there, sorry.

0:06:140:06:16

Last time I checked, Bianca, this was still my house.

0:06:160:06:19

Right. Who wants to go first?

0:06:210:06:24

-Me!

-Me! Me, me!

0:06:240:06:26

OK. Tiffany, here. Arms up like a scarecrow.

0:06:260:06:29

Oh, that tickles.

0:06:310:06:32

You know what I think?

0:06:440:06:45

Enlighten me.

0:06:460:06:48

I think he's taken you for a right mug,

0:06:480:06:52

-turfing you out like that. I wouldn't stand for it.

-Is that right?

0:06:520:06:56

Let's face it, I'm not being funny, but he's hardly a catch, is he?

0:06:560:06:59

What, and you are?

0:06:590:07:01

Well... No, he should thank his lucky stars he's got a woman like you

0:07:010:07:06

-to come home to every night.

-It's complicated.

0:07:060:07:10

Yeah, well, it always is when kids are involved.

0:07:100:07:12

-They ain't my kids.

-What you talking about?

0:07:120:07:14

Little orphan Jay, that Ben...

0:07:140:07:18

-That boy's got more problems than Britney Spears.

-No, don't even go there.

0:07:180:07:21

See, that's what I want to see. That little bit of fire in your belly.

0:07:210:07:25

You think about all the things you've done for that family.

0:07:250:07:28

You got Roxy Amy back, didn't you?

0:07:280:07:30

Eh? And what about poor little George?

0:07:300:07:32

Rumour has it it was Phil that put him back in the workhouse.

0:07:320:07:35

I don't think he'll let me see the boys.

0:07:350:07:37

You've got as much right as he has.

0:07:370:07:39

If you turn your back on them boys,

0:07:390:07:41

you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

0:07:410:07:44

Trust me.

0:07:450:07:46

Right, sit down and make yourself comfortable.

0:07:550:07:57

Look at that, eh? Lovely.

0:07:580:08:02

I'll get the key and we'll be off, yeah?

0:08:020:08:04

Hi. I'm really sorry, there's been a bit of a mistake.

0:08:120:08:15

See, I've already put an offer in on this car.

0:08:150:08:18

So if you don't mind...

0:08:180:08:19

Feel free to put a complaint in writing.

0:08:230:08:26

-Why did you let her in?

-I didn't have a flaming choice.

0:08:390:08:42

-She just barged in...

-Is it me or does it smell of damp in here?

0:08:420:08:44

Er... So come on, then, Tiff, what sort of dress would you like?

0:08:460:08:50

I want to look like Rihanna.

0:08:500:08:52

Oooh, I think we'll go for something a little bit classier than that,

0:08:520:08:55

-and leave the trashy stuff to...

-Right, that's it.

0:08:550:08:57

-Kids, come on, you'll be late for school. Come on.

-Come on, quick. Quick, quick.

0:08:570:09:02

Come on.

0:09:020:09:03

All done. See, wasn't too difficult, was it?

0:09:030:09:08

Oh, and before I forget,

0:09:080:09:13

that big soggy mess that's on the ceiling?

0:09:130:09:16

I want it sorted by Friday.

0:09:160:09:17

Shall we...?

0:09:250:09:26

-Listen, Max...

-There's 40,000 on the clock.

0:09:300:09:33

If you sign on the dotted line today, I'll give you a free service at Mitchell Autos.

0:09:330:09:37

Well, go on, start the car, I'm a busy man.

0:09:370:09:39

ENGINE STARTS

0:09:420:09:45

I just want to apologise if I kept anyone awake last night.

0:09:580:10:01

You know what it's like when parties get out of hand.

0:10:010:10:04

Right little wild cat. Not getting enough indoors, evidently.

0:10:040:10:07

I soon put that right.

0:10:090:10:11

'I don't even know why we're bothering.'

0:10:140:10:16

Walford - Parks and Leisure Department.

0:10:160:10:19

That's a road sweeper.

0:10:190:10:21

Well, that was good enough for Arthur Fowler,

0:10:210:10:23

-and Robbie and Gus.

-Yeah, but I'm just looking for something with, you know,

0:10:230:10:27

-a few more prospects.

-Oh, miss? Excuse me.

0:10:270:10:30

My name is Dorothy Branning, Mrs.

0:10:300:10:32

I'm the chairman of the Walford Neighbourhood Watch.

0:10:320:10:35

-Can I help you?

-This is my ward, Arthur Chubb.

-Ward?

0:10:350:10:39

Yes. He's got eight O-levels and a YTS.

0:10:390:10:43

And he is looking for a desk with a tie.

0:10:430:10:45

-Excuse me?

-You know, something managerial.

0:10:450:10:49

Why don't I take a few details and I'll see what we can do?

0:10:490:10:53

I can't promise anything, our books are oversubscribed at present.

0:10:540:10:58

Not with a bright boy like Arthur? He deserves the pick of jobs.

0:10:580:11:01

I'm afraid there isn't much of a call for office temps at the moment.

0:11:010:11:05

Not even if you're prepared to put your nose to the grindstone and apply yourself?

0:11:050:11:09

Well, you would hope so, yes. They're just harder to come by.

0:11:090:11:13

So maybe try next week, then?

0:11:130:11:15

So what are you going to do in the meantime? Sit at home? Twiddle your thumbs?

0:11:150:11:18

I mean, there are youths out there misbehaving

0:11:180:11:21

because the devil finds work for idle hands to do.

0:11:210:11:24

This is our next generation of policemen, prime ministers, vicars.

0:11:240:11:28

What's the point of applying yourself to your sums

0:11:280:11:31

if there's nothing for you at the end of it?

0:11:310:11:33

I mean, poor Arthur here, he can't even get a job flogging dusters off the doorstep.

0:11:330:11:37

-We're trying our best, Mrs Branning.

-Yes, well, your best ain't good enough, is it?

0:11:370:11:42

Arthur is a good boy. All he wants is a job. You know, fill your day, pay your way.

0:11:420:11:46

Why don't you take the address of our website? You can register your details.

0:11:460:11:50

There is a whole generation going down the plughole! It's a disgrace.

0:11:500:11:54

You know what, Mrs B? I'm going to try the Jobcentre.

0:11:540:11:56

You never know.

0:11:560:11:57

My wainscoting could do with a lick of paint.

0:11:570:12:00

Maybe that'll keep you occupied for a day or two.

0:12:000:12:03

Thanks.

0:12:050:12:07

I heard you had a bit of an accident in here yesterday?

0:12:070:12:10

-Yeah. Look, up there.

-Oh, my God, that looks expensive.

-I know.

0:12:100:12:14

Bianca reckons she can get it done on the cheap.

0:12:140:12:16

Hmm. Who's Sandra?

0:12:160:12:19

-She's an old mate.

-Thinking of doing a Shirley Valentine, are you?

0:12:190:12:22

What, when I could be here doing a load of ironing?

0:12:220:12:26

-Here, I'll tell you what.

-What?

0:12:260:12:27

Come here. Oh, oh, oh. You sit down and put your feet up.

0:12:270:12:31

-I'll make us a nice cup a tea.

-Yeah? What's brought this on?

-Oi!

0:12:310:12:34

You're my little sister. It's my duty to look after you.

0:12:340:12:38

-So do I repel you that much?

-Don't.

0:12:510:12:53

If you didn't want to sleep with me you should have just said something...

0:12:550:12:59

instead of putting on an act...

0:12:590:13:01

..making fools out of the pair of us.

0:13:030:13:05

I ain't been short of offers. It might come as a shock

0:13:070:13:10

but not all women are disgusted at the thought of me.

0:13:100:13:12

-Don't let me stop you.

-Is that you want?

0:13:120:13:14

What's going on in your head?

0:13:160:13:18

-Now you're better, you don't need me, is that it?

-Of course not.

-So what is it, then?

0:13:180:13:21

Tan, will you just tell me, please?

0:13:210:13:23

It's me.

0:13:260:13:27

Max...

0:13:280:13:30

..the cancer might have gone but it's still up here, isn't it?

0:13:320:13:36

It's still controlling everything I do.

0:13:360:13:38

I was thinking next time I'm here I might try some weights out, help me build up a bit.

0:13:490:13:53

You want to try them protein shakes Christian's always having.

0:13:550:13:58

Do you want to do a bit of sparring?

0:13:580:14:00

Yeah, come on, then.

0:14:020:14:03

Mind if I watch?

0:14:040:14:05

We're a bit busy.

0:14:070:14:09

You don't mind, do you, Jay?

0:14:090:14:10

-You heard him.

-I was wondering, maybe I could take you to McKlunky's later on?

0:14:120:14:16

We've made plans.

0:14:170:14:18

-Tomorrow, then?

-Just take the hint, Shirley.

0:14:180:14:22

Jay?

0:14:230:14:25

Just go, Shirl.

0:14:270:14:28

You happy now?

0:14:330:14:34

It's funny. I think I...

0:14:440:14:45

I thought that by getting a clear scan, that would be the end of it.

0:14:480:14:52

But it's not, it's just the start.

0:14:520:14:54

You know, some days, I wake up, I don't even think about it.

0:14:560:15:00

And then it'll just catch me by surprise when I'm...

0:15:000:15:04

looking in a shop window or I'll be doing someone's nails and I just...

0:15:040:15:08

It's like I've signed up to this exclusive club.

0:15:110:15:14

I've done the initiation and now I'm just a member.

0:15:140:15:17

I got a name badge, T-shirt, the lot.

0:15:170:15:20

You don't know the nights I've had

0:15:250:15:28

where all I've wanted to do is reach out to you.

0:15:280:15:31

I want to remember what it felt like,

0:15:350:15:39

you and me, what it was like before and...

0:15:390:15:42

that connection that we had.

0:15:420:15:44

All I remember is... is the pain of hea...

0:15:480:15:52

..what it felt like to...

0:16:000:16:01

And I want to forget it, Max, but I can't.

0:16:050:16:08

SHE SNIFFS I can't, because the cancer's still here, isn't it?

0:16:130:16:16

It's still in here and it's still...

0:16:160:16:19

Now it's in our bed.

0:16:210:16:24

SHE SNIFFS AND SIGHS

0:16:240:16:26

Why didn't you just tell me this before?

0:16:300:16:32

Because I don't want to be in that club any more, Max! I don't!

0:16:320:16:36

I just want to be Tanya Cross again! I just want to be...

0:16:360:16:40

I just want to be that girl you fell in love with again.

0:16:400:16:43

Babe, nothing's changed.

0:16:480:16:50

Oh...

0:16:500:16:52

It has.

0:16:530:16:54

You just can't see it.

0:16:560:16:58

Do you think this is all about sex?

0:17:010:17:03

You think that's the only thing we've got going for us?

0:17:050:17:09

You gave me three beautiful children.

0:17:110:17:13

The thought of not being with you...

0:17:150:17:17

..that's not a life I want, Tan.

0:17:190:17:20

And I don't care. I don't care how long it takes. Months, years.

0:17:240:17:27

As long as you're the first person I see when I wake up in the morning...

0:17:300:17:34

..that's good enough for me.

0:17:370:17:39

-You got a busy day?

-Nah, I just gotta see a man about a dog.

0:17:530:17:58

Still, you know what, it was nice having a bit of adult company.

0:17:580:18:01

Yeah. Here, I tell you what.

0:18:010:18:04

Why don't I take you for a night out up West?

0:18:040:18:08

-Slap-up tea like we used to? Hmm?

-Aw, Derek, thanks, but I can't.

0:18:080:18:12

-I can't.

-That's your trouble, you, always putting other people first.

0:18:120:18:16

You want to start thinking about yourself for a change, young lady.

0:18:160:18:19

Yeah, yeah!

0:18:190:18:20

Hold on a minute. Come back here. What you got under your coat?

0:18:240:18:29

Nothing. Cross my heart and hope to die.

0:18:290:18:31

MEOWING

0:18:310:18:33

-We found it when we were looking for change.

-Oh, Tiff!

0:18:330:18:36

That's the last thing your mother needs right now,

0:18:360:18:38

-a scrawny little cat around the place!

-You ain't going to drown it?

0:18:380:18:41

Well...that depends...

0:18:410:18:45

on whether you can find a good hiding place for it.

0:18:450:18:47

Thanks, Uncle Derek. HE LAUGHS

0:18:470:18:50

I tell you what. First thing's first, we gotta put

0:18:500:18:52

-some butter on its paws.

-Why would you do that?

0:18:520:18:55

So it can find its way home. Duh!

0:18:550:18:57

Kitchen, quick, quick, quick, before your nan sees.

0:18:570:19:01

I'll have a couple of your sticky buns, Marie.

0:19:010:19:04

Shirley is currently residing on my sofa.

0:19:080:19:12

Is that right?

0:19:130:19:14

I know you like to be thought of as a toughie, Phil Mitchell,

0:19:140:19:17

but I never had you down as cruel.

0:19:170:19:20

DOOR OPENS, WHISTLING

0:19:200:19:24

Oh, someone's happy.

0:19:260:19:28

Yes! Because this someone has gone and got himself a job.

0:19:280:19:31

-And a job with prospects.

-Oh, that is good news.

0:19:310:19:34

It's a little scheme they're running. I don't get paid at first,

0:19:340:19:37

but there's a chance of a job at the end.

0:19:370:19:39

-Well, that's something, I suppose.

-I know.

0:19:390:19:41

One call to Head Office and boom!

0:19:410:19:43

-I start tomorrow.

-Oh, what sort of job is it?

0:19:430:19:46

-Well, you gotta see the bigger picture, Mrs B, yeah?

-Uh-huh?

0:19:460:19:50

There's like 74 stores nationwide.

0:19:500:19:51

And, within two years, I could be area manager.

0:19:510:19:54

Ooh, I say. Bianca!

0:19:540:19:56

-Arthur's gone and got himself a job.

-Oh, is that right?

0:19:560:19:59

Yeah. You know, start small and work my way up.

0:19:590:20:03

Ricky! Did you get my text?

0:20:030:20:05

-How much is it, then, Marie? >

-Ssh! Keep the noise down a bit?

0:20:050:20:08

Don't worry, I'll go outside. Hang on.

0:20:080:20:10

-What'd you say?

-80.

0:20:100:20:12

We've had water dripping through the ceiling.

0:20:120:20:14

So what do you want me to do about it, stick a sticky plaster over it?!

0:20:140:20:18

-SHE SIGHS

-Well, thanks for flamin' nothing(!)

0:20:180:20:21

Regulations clearly state that all waste is to be kept to a minimum.

0:20:210:20:25

-What?

-Those bins are overflowing, posing a health and safety risk,

0:20:250:20:28

not only to my stallholders, but also members of the public.

0:20:280:20:31

Do I look like I give a monkey's?!

0:20:310:20:33

In that case, I'm going to have to report you.

0:20:330:20:35

Them bins are nothing to do with me!

0:20:350:20:37

On the contrary.

0:20:370:20:39

At, er, 12:18 today,

0:20:390:20:42

you were seen scraping veg into a bin that was already overflowing.

0:20:420:20:46

-Then at, er, 2:12...

-Are you having a laugh?

0:20:460:20:49

Shall I show you how to sort out these bins, shall I? Eh?!

0:20:490:20:52

Shall I? Here you go. Sort out the bins! There you are!

0:20:520:20:57

-I'm going to have your job for this!

-Good! Have it! I'm past caring!

0:20:570:21:00

-All right, my love?

-All right?

-I'm looking for something for a lady.

0:21:090:21:12

-Mm-hm?

-Something a bit tarty.

-OK.

-Now that looks the part.

0:21:120:21:16

I still don't get why you couldn't tell me.

0:21:160:21:19

-I was scared.

-Of what?

0:21:190:21:22

You're Max Branning. The man who seduced his hairdresser.

0:21:220:21:26

-You've never really been the hearts and flowers type, have you?

-Well...

0:21:260:21:30

I try my best, don't I?

0:21:300:21:31

All right, where did you take me for our first date?

0:21:340:21:37

You could've started me out with an easy one!

0:21:380:21:41

Er...well, I don't know. As far as I remember,

0:21:410:21:44

most of it was spent in the back of the car, weren't it?

0:21:440:21:47

You took me to that old ballroom in Lewisham.

0:21:470:21:50

-Oh, yeah...

-Oh, yeah!

-Well, there you go, then.

-Yeah!

0:21:500:21:54

Someone told you the drinks were cheap.

0:21:540:21:56

What do you expect? I had a wife and kid to support.

0:21:560:21:59

-I had a right panic on that night, you know.

-Why's that?

0:21:590:22:03

Cos my mum told me never to marry a man who couldn't dance.

0:22:030:22:06

I can dance.

0:22:060:22:08

You've got me all wrong, I reckon.

0:22:090:22:12

I can be romantic.

0:22:120:22:13

I'll believe it when I see it.

0:22:140:22:16

Tan...

0:22:160:22:18

Are we all right now?

0:22:190:22:21

I hope so.

0:22:230:22:25

Hello? Is anybody serving?

0:22:350:22:37

Ah! Right, so that's the first thing we've got to talk about tomorrow, OK?

0:22:410:22:44

Never leave the shop floor.

0:22:440:22:46

-Arthur Chubb.

-Head office just called about you.

0:22:470:22:50

Ah, see. You've got to give it to those chicken bigwigs.

0:22:500:22:53

They're way ahead of the game.

0:22:530:22:54

They told me to give this to you.

0:22:540:22:57

-Uh?

-Now, the aim is to get five chickens.

0:22:580:23:01

HE LAUGHS

0:23:010:23:03

No! No, seriously. No, no.

0:23:030:23:05

Listen, bruv, I don't want to get anybody in trouble, all right.

0:23:050:23:08

So if you just point me to where the manager's office is?

0:23:080:23:12

You're looking at him. First shift starts tomorrow at six.

0:23:120:23:16

Yeah. I'm just leaving Janine's now. Ooh, chicken nuggets, eh?

0:23:220:23:26

Save some for me.

0:23:280:23:29

I love you too.

0:23:320:23:34

So did you meet your boss, then?

0:23:430:23:46

Twice in one day. How's that for luck, eh?

0:23:460:23:48

Well, don't keep me in suspense. What was he like?

0:23:480:23:50

To tell you the truth, Mrs B, I don't think he was feeling my vibe.

0:23:500:23:53

-You know what I'm saying?

-Well...

0:23:530:23:55

-Oh, no, don't look now. He's only just walked in.

-What?

0:23:550:24:00

-Nico!

-Hold tight a minute! You know this guy?

0:24:000:24:03

Your uncle told me you was going to be working round here.

0:24:030:24:06

Sorry. One minute. Could someone bring me up to speed, please?

0:24:060:24:09

Well, this is little Nico. I've known him since he was so high.

0:24:090:24:13

He's Mr Dop-olopo-polous' nephew, ain't you?

0:24:130:24:17

-It's good to see you, Mrs B.

-Mrs B?!

0:24:170:24:19

-Is this some sort of wind-up?

-All right?

-Yeah.

0:24:220:24:25

Are we in the gardens?! We are!

0:24:250:24:27

-We are in the gardens. Right, take your blindfold off.

-Can I?

0:24:270:24:29

SHE LAUGHS

0:24:350:24:38

See? Who says I can't do romantic?

0:24:380:24:41

FRANK SINATRA: # The very thought of you

0:24:410:24:46

# And I forget to do... #

0:24:490:24:52

-SHE GASPS

-You still can't dance, though!

0:24:520:24:57

# The little ordinary things

0:24:570:25:03

-# That everyone ought to do. #

-Oh, my Lord!

0:25:050:25:10

Alfie!

0:25:140:25:16

-Do us a favour, will you? Give us a bottle to take out with me.

-OK.

0:25:160:25:20

Oh, nothing beats that warm glow you get

0:25:200:25:23

from spending time with loved ones, does it, eh? Hmm?

0:25:230:25:26

Oh, that reminds me. Do us a favour, Phil, will you?

0:25:260:25:30

Give them back to Shirley for me.

0:25:300:25:32

She must've left them at my flat this morning.

0:25:320:25:34

You know what women are like. Forget their heads if they weren't screwed on, wouldn't they?

0:25:340:25:39

What, have I said something out of turn, eh?

0:25:400:25:43

I assumed that she was fair game,

0:25:430:25:45

-especially after you rejected her so cruelly.

-Just walk away, Phil.

0:25:450:25:49

Alfie, I mean, she's not my usual type, you know.

0:25:500:25:55

But when it's laid on a plate for you, mate, I mean...

0:25:550:25:57

Well, you know. You're a man. Pretty hard to turn down, innit?

0:25:570:26:01

Whoa!

0:26:010:26:03

Come on, let's see what you're made of! Come on!

0:26:030:26:05

-HE LAUGHS

-You want to watch that dodgy ticker of yours, Phil.

0:26:050:26:09

-You'll do yourself a mischief.

-You've got five seconds. One, two...

0:26:090:26:13

You don't know how long I've waited for this.

0:26:130:26:15

Alfie! Do something!

0:26:160:26:17

That's enough! Just go, please, Derek.

0:26:170:26:21

-I'm just getting warmed up.

-Please don't make me ask you again.

0:26:210:26:24

Well, seeing as it's you that's put it so nicely...

0:26:260:26:30

..who am I to refuse, eh?

0:26:320:26:33

I'll leave the door on the latch, shall I, Shirl?

0:26:340:26:37

You didn't waste much time, did you? Eh?

0:26:550:26:58

What are you on about?

0:26:580:27:00

Derek Branning? Is that the best you could come up with, is it?

0:27:000:27:04

I'm a free agent. I can come and go as I please.

0:27:040:27:07

There's nothing left here for me. You put pay to that.

0:27:070:27:11

So what is it, Phil? Cos I know something's wrong.

0:27:110:27:14

The only thing that I ever done was love you,

0:27:170:27:20

even when you made it hard for me, and this is the thanks I get.

0:27:200:27:24

When I lost Hev, I felt like somebody had stuck a knife in me,

0:27:240:27:26

and I needed you, Phil!

0:27:260:27:28

I needed you to tell me it would stop hurting.

0:27:280:27:32

I needed YOU to take care of me.

0:27:330:27:37

Shirl, I made a mistake, all right? I...

0:27:390:27:41

-I can't do this on my own.

-And those boys...

0:27:430:27:46

I brought them up like they were my own.

0:27:460:27:48

And they turned their back on me. How do you think that makes me feel?

0:27:480:27:52

Forget the boys, all right? This is about you and me.

0:27:520:27:55

One day, you're going to wake up and you are going to realise

0:27:560:27:59

that I was the best thing that ever happened to you.

0:27:590:28:02

You blew it.

0:28:030:28:04

It's over, Phil.

0:28:080:28:09

I'm done being a Mitchell.

0:28:110:28:12

I'm Shirley Carter.

0:28:150:28:17

Remember that.

0:28:190:28:21

Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd

0:28:520:28:55

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS