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Tommy. Tommy...

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Kat, sweetheart! Let him have a lie-in, darling.

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Alfie! Alfie! Alfie, he's not here!

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Look at this. What a monstrosity, eh?

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Still, it's quite fitting, really -

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Janine getting married in a circus tent.

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RADIO PLAYS

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Where is he? She's come back for him, hasn't she? She's come back.

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-No, just try and keep calm. Kat!

-She's taken my little boy!

-Kat.

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What're you all doing down here?

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Has something happened?

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-You almost gave us a heart attack, that's what.

-I couldn't sleep and Tommy was crying...

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Oh, I am so sorry, Kat.

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-I can't do this any more, Alfie. He's coming back with us.

-Kat, just give it a few more days.

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What were you thinking, Jean, just taking him like that?

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Well... The fresh air settled him.

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Always worked with Stacey.

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# Going to the chapel and we're gonna get married

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# Going to the chapel and we're... #

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This was supposed to be finished last night!

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-The tent boys got delayed in Basildon.

-How is that my problem?

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They've been working ever so hard.

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Not hard enough, clearly. I am getting married tomorrow, in case that's escaped anybody's attention?

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-Chance'd be a fine thing.

-Billy. I need you to coordinate with the caterers.

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-Make sure they know where they're going and at what time.

-Yes, mi'lady.

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You're supposed to be taking it easy!

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Why do you think I'm delegating? I'd much rather be doing these jobs myself.

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-Right. Well, I rang Ricky.

-Oh? And?

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There's still no answer.

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Will you please go back to the house and keep trying? OK?

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No, no, don't say it. Please don't say it.

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I can't handle it. Not today.

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You. Where do you think you're going?

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I am a hygiene operative. Not the hired help.

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As long as I'm paying you, you'll do whatever I say.

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And I have got 100 goody bags that need stuffing.

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I love it when you talk filth, girl.

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Do you know how many people are waiting for all of this to come crashing down?

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-They're jealous. They're jealous you're gonna marry the most eligible bachelor on the Square.

-Oh!

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Is that what it is?

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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we're gonna prove all those haters wrong.

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Every last one of them.

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I was meant to ring the photographer! I forgot to do it.

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Just get a minion to do it.

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No. I gotta go.

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OK.

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Here's to the next 50 years, yeah?

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Yeah.

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You're gonna have to talk to her, Kat.

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Back to that again, are we?

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Back to what?

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You taking sides. Sticking up for that thieving rat.

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Stop, stop. This ain't about taking sides.

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All right? This is about what's best for Jean.

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She's just having a bad few days, that's all.

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-You think that's all it is, do you?

-So what're you saying, Alfie?

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That I don't know how to look after her?

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-I'm really sorry about this morning.

-No, no.

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No harm done.

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Haven't really been sleeping much recently.

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-That's because you've been getting yourself worked up.

-Are you still taking your pills, Jean?

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Yes, she is!

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I saw him this morning through the window. Staring at me.

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Listen to me.

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You've got to promise you won't go anywhere near him. Is that understood?

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All I want is for him to look me in the eye

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and tell me why he's making up all these terrible lies.

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Jean, just lie low, yeah?

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Just until this all blows over. Yeah?

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Hey!

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Here she is!

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What're you all doing?

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-Just having a little celebration. Your engagement.

-Could someone bring me up to speed?

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-Abi's decided to jack in school and become a stay-at-home mum.

-I never said that.

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-I should get onto the council, get you on the housing list.

-Yeah!

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-Are you sure about this, Abi?

-Course she's sure about it.

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-She wouldn't just get engaged for the sake of it!

-What happened to your vet course?

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Oh, no, Mum. Abi's decided she don't want to be a vet.

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No, she took a look at Fat Boy in McKlunky's and thought, "That's the life for me."

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I know what you're trying to do.

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-We're just toasting your success. Two school drop-outs in one family.

-I am here, you know.

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What every parent dreams of. So, a toast, if you will, please. To Abi Branning...

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-Oh. Mitchell.

-Oh, yeah, Mitchell. Yeah.

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She promised so much, she delivered so little.

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Cheers.

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Alice.

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Alice, is that you?

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You all right?

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What are you doing in there?

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-One of the girls from the recruitment agency's leaving to be a club rep, isn't she?

-Oh!

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So I needed something to wear to her leaving party.

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Is that what you're gonna wear, is it?

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I never thought you were that type of girl, Alice, but...

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S'matter? You all right?

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Apart from making a complete fool of myself, you mean?

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Where does your mother think you are today?

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-It's my day off. She thinks I'm shopping in Stratford.

-Oh. See, we'll make a Branning of you yet.

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That Moon boy still sniffing around, is he?

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As if he would ever be interested in me.

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What're you talking about? You're a league apart from these girls round here.

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You have to say that. You're my dad.

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It's true, though.

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Here, where you going?

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I was gonna go see Lucy.

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No. No. I don't want you near that girl.

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She's trouble.

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Someone's hard at work.

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I don't know why I bothered.

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So has Derek been back, then?

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It's all right. I've told her.

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-You had no right.

-Lucy. We just want to help ya.

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I don't need your help, all right?

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Have you called the police?

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-I can't.

-Yeah, you can.

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-I'll do it for you right now.

-No, you don't understand!

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If you call the police, they'll take Bobby away.

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What about your dad, eh?

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Well, he's gone.

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-Gone where?

-I don't know. No-one does.

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If anyone asks, he's still with Peter, all right?

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Why didn't you say anything?

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Because I thought he'd come back, didn't I?

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What kind of dad just leaves their kids? No warning, no nothing.

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Just a drawer full of red bills and no-one to help me.

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Oh, my days. Look at you ladies. Look at you.

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If I squint a little bit, I can see Dot, Cora and Rose sitting round this table, like,

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a good 20 years ago.

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So. Who wants to guess what's in my pocket? Huh? Huh?

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Fats, if this is one of your crazy chat-up lines, we're really busy.

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Sorry.

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No, no, no. It is popping off in Hackney this weekend.

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-Come on!

-You got the tickets?

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Yes. These bad boys, they dropped on the doormat this morning.

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So tell me, who loves Fats now?

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Oh, come on, man, it's JayZ! It's Rhi-Rhi!

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OK, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll leave these here.

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And, y'know, maybe you can thank me later.

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How are you for money and stuff?

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Not great.

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OK, well, I know that this isn't much,

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but...there you go.

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Yeah.

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It's not your problem.

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It is now.

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Ricky, it's me.

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Again.

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Please, can you call me back when you get this?

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Janice. A word.

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Not now, Kim.

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I promised my guests a panoramic view of London.

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And what do they get?

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A sweaty builder and a big giant wigwam, that's what.

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Take it up with Walford Council.

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Y'know, I've got a good mind to sue for compensation. That's unless...

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Unless...?

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You know me, Janice. I love a good wedding.

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Well, then, you can always toast me from across the Square.

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I'll ask Michael, then.

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Janine. Some bloke outside wants to know what to do with the chairs.

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I can only assume you didn't see the giant tent erected in the middle of the Square.

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-I'd like to buy some flowers for Kat.

-Great big ugly thing there.

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Yeah, blocking my view.

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-Billy, will you show him where to go?

-I've got to sort out the caterers!

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I'll just do everything myself, then, shall I? ..Ah!

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What's the matter?

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Janine...

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Janine, you all right?

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Janine?

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I'm fine. Think she's just kicking, that's all.

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Why don't you all stand round and let the pregnant woman do the graft?!

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-Rose. Help the man, will ya?

-Always happy to help a man if I can. Come on, darling.

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-I'm fine. She's just kicking. Will you stop fussing over me?

-The doctor said no undue stress, Janine.

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Well, that's very difficult with your stalker over there.

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Any more from her and I'll stick her on Shutter Island.

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Just trust me. Trust me. Nothing's gonna go wrong. It'll be fine.

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-OK.

-All right, all right?

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Come on.

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Mr Moon?

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Who's asking?

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DS Kain. Walford CID.

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I wondered if you'd care to accompany me to the station?

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-What for?

-An allegation of fraud has been made.

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And it's our job to investigate these claims.

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I told your lot before, the woman, she's obsessed with me. She's been harassing me for months.

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That's as may be. But there's still some questions I need to ask you.

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-It's gonna have to wait, mate, cos I'm getting married tomorrow.

-I understand.

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Please forgive the intrusion.

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Of course, I could arrest you, Mr Moon.

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The choice is entirely yours.

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He hasn't done anything wrong.

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-Here.

-No!

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I love you.

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I love you. Michael?

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I mean, exploiting a vulnerable woman like that.

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That's unforgivable.

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I tell you something, Kat, if he did that to one of my family,

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he'd be eating his dinner out of a straw, make no mistake.

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Hello, Lauren.

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Come and join your Uncle Derek for a drink, eh?

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I can't. I'm helping Lucy out this afternoon.

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You don't want to be working in that chippy. Your dad wouldn't be happy.

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Lucy needs all the help she can get right now, don't she?

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She looks after me, and I look after her.

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That's how it's always been.

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I'm very glad to hear it.

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Got your message. You wanted to see me?

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You keen on my daughter?

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No!

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I didn't mean it like that. It's just, um...

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you know, I barely know her.

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-Are you saying there's something wrong with her?

-Oh, no. She's lovely.

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She's just not my, you know...

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You see, the trouble with my Alice is she lacks confidence.

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Needs someone to make her feel special.

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-D'you understand what I'm saying?

-Yeah, yeah. I think so.

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Good. I'm glad we agree on something.

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So can I go? Is that me done?

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I'll tell her you'll pick her up at 5.30, shall I?

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What?

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That little girl is my angel.

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So it's hands above the table at all times.

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Do I make myself clear?

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Yeah. Crystal.

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You'll never guess what! They've only gone and arrested Michael.

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-What?

-That's lovely.

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If that ain't cause for celebration, I don't know what is.

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-What're you talking about?

-They just took him away in a police car just now.

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I wanna get down the police station, find out what's...

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Sweetheart, let's not get carried away, eh?

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What? Kat, what you looking at me like that for?

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-They probably want to ask him a few question, that's all.

-Ignore Alfie. I hope they throw the book at him.

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Alfie's right.

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-I'm getting ahead of myself.

-I don't want to build your hopes up. You know what the Old Bill are like.

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He's right, Jean. That slippery little weasel, he can talk his way out of anything.

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Hey, guess what I've got in my pocket? A little surprise for you.

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Look at this - return ticket to Margate.

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-What you doing?

-Thought Jean might want to go away for a few days.

-Since when?

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I had a word with the Wendys. They're looking forward to seeing you. Y'know, spend a few days.

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Some sea air. Some whelks.

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Bit of fun on the beach. What d'you reckon?

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You want to get rid of me?

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-No! Course I don't, darling.

-Then why're you sending me away?

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Oh. I get it.

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-I'm embarrassing you.

-No, no, Jean...

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No, don't worry. I'll be gone by the end of the day.

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Jean!

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I'd say, "Listen, Del. No offence, but your daughter's a goon. I wouldn't be seen dead with her."

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If I said that, I may as well throw myself in concrete and be done with it.

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Janine, where do you want us?

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Ushers at the front. Is that right? I dunno where Jack is. I called him, but...

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-The rehearsal's cancelled.

-Oh! Let me guess.

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-You've found out he's been knocking Roxy off on the side.

-Ty.

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-It's either that or he's done a runner.

-Oi.

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Sorry.

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Is everything all right, Janine?

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Can you just go, please, both of you?

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Do you trust him?

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I know that you've had your run-ins, and that,

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but he's still your brother.

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He loves you. All right? That's all you need to worry about.

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That's not an answer.

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Have you got planning permission for this eyesore?

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Not now, Cora.

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Only I like to sit in the park after work and have a fag.

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Not to mention the inconvenience of having to go round the Square.

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That's added at least three minutes to my journey this morning...

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What's up?

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Everybody out!

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You want to be careful, Janine.

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I almost caught a glimpse of someone human then.

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Well, don't just stand there! Take an early lunch or something.

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Can you just leave those by the gate?

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-Was there something else?

-Well, a hug would be nice.

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Diane!

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Why didn't you say that you were coming?

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-Look at the size of you! Look at this.

-Pregnant.

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So, you gonna give me a hand with my bags?

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Um...well, I am with child.

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This is one delivery you won't mind helping with. Come on.

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Don't suppose you've got a spare 20, have you?

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Ricky Butcher, I could kill you.

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Steady on. Did Whit tell you that Liam's broke his arm?

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Forget it. I'm just so pleased you're both here.

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-I didn't think it'd be worth taking Morgan and Tiff out of school.

-I don't mind.

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-It'd have to be a special occasion, wouldn't it?

-I know.

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Surprise!

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Thank you.

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Where've you been? I've been looking everywhere for you.

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Thinking of going back to Mum's, actually.

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Um, I'll tell you what - why don't you take this?

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Go in the salon and treat yourself.

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You don't have to do that.

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-You want to look nice for your date, don't you?

-What date?

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Anthony Moon. He's picking you up at half past five.

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Come on.

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Get a wriggle on.

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Why didn't he say anything?

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I dunno. Shy, I s'pose.

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Janine might have money for that monstrosity but she ain't got class.

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I'm just waiting for my daughter to phone me back.

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She always knows what to do.

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These past few weeks ain't been easy for you, have they?

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I'm used to it.

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Rose tells me the Old Bill carted Michael off.

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Nothing'll come of it.

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Why do you say that?

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He'll find a way to slither out of it, he always does.

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So that's it then, is it?

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You're just going to let him get away with it?

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What else can I do?

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Play him at his own game.

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I've got no proof. He made sure of that.

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Then find it. Chances are he's hiding something.

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His sort always are.

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Do you believe me?

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I don't pretend to know what's going on in your head.

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But I know what it's like to struggle.

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I know what it's like not to want to get up in the morning.

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From what I've heard, you've been fighting all your life.

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One more round ain't gonna hurt.

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-Why aren't you at the car lot?

-Hmm?

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I just wanted to get this proposal finished.

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Oh, right.

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D'you think the bank's gonna help us out?

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Dunno. I'm not going to the bank, am I?

0:21:100:21:13

Gonna see if Phil Mitchell wants to go into partnership.

0:21:130:21:16

Phil Mitchell? Are you serious?

0:21:160:21:17

Babe, it's either that or shut up shop now, so... What would you rather?

0:21:170:21:22

S'pose it's easier, ain't it? You can be planning Abi's wedding while you're flogging motors.

0:21:220:21:26

-Babe, it ain't gonna come to that. Trust me.

-Won't come to what?

0:21:260:21:29

Er, nothing.

0:21:290:21:31

-Good luck.

-Good luck.

0:21:340:21:37

You'll never guess what I found upstairs.

0:21:420:21:44

What were you doing in the loft?

0:21:490:21:52

Little bit of spring cleaning.

0:21:520:21:55

Look at this, eh?

0:21:550:21:57

Do you remember when you brought Rolf home? I hated that rat.

0:21:570:22:01

He was a gerbil.

0:22:010:22:02

Oh, was he? So what was Gilbert, then?

0:22:020:22:04

A chinchilla, of course.

0:22:040:22:06

Oh. Silly me.

0:22:060:22:07

Don't forget Marge 1 and Marge 2.

0:22:070:22:10

There they are, look. Lovely little ladies.

0:22:100:22:13

A real credit to you.

0:22:130:22:16

One of 'em was a boy. And then I had Musty.

0:22:160:22:20

And Sugar.

0:22:200:22:22

God rest his soul.

0:22:220:22:25

I always envied you, you know.

0:22:260:22:28

I know you shouldn't say that about your kids...

0:22:280:22:32

but you always knew what you wanted to do.

0:22:320:22:34

Just because I'm not going to Costa Rica doesn't mean I can't be a vet, Mum.

0:22:340:22:39

-You really made your mind up?

-I have.

0:22:390:22:42

There's nothing I can do to convince you?

0:22:420:22:44

-I love him.

-Oh, darling, I know you do.

0:22:440:22:48

So you'll give us your consent?

0:22:480:22:50

Well, if that's what you want, then I suppose I'll have to.

0:22:500:22:56

But please, darling, promise me this - never forget who you are.

0:22:560:23:02

What's that?

0:23:020:23:03

A bright, beautiful young lady with the whole world at her feet...

0:23:030:23:08

and there is no boy worth sacrificing all that for.

0:23:080:23:12

Did you see old twitchy knickers at the flower stall earlier?

0:23:180:23:22

-Don't talk about her like that.

-I forgot that you two got it on.

0:23:220:23:26

Who told you that?

0:23:260:23:28

I can't believe that crazy fruit loop could've actually been my step-grandmother.

0:23:280:23:33

-She ain't a fruit loop.

-What is she, then?

0:23:330:23:35

Well, I dunno. A bit...gullible, ain't she?

0:23:350:23:39

You know the sort.

0:23:390:23:40

-Goes to the market with a cow and comes home with a handful of magic beans...

-Magic beans!

0:23:400:23:45

-It's true!

-I was wondering if you might give these to Janine.

0:23:450:23:50

A sort of peace offering, if you like.

0:23:500:23:53

It's just that with her wedding tomorrow,

0:23:530:23:56

I didn't want there to be any hard feeling.

0:23:560:23:59

That's very kind of you, Jean.

0:23:590:24:02

Was there something else?

0:24:070:24:10

Just give them my best.

0:24:100:24:14

She's mad!

0:24:230:24:24

We've got this six-tiered cake, exclusive goody bags for all of the guests...

0:24:260:24:31

Oh, the perks of a multi-million pound inheritance.

0:24:310:24:34

-Oh, come on, we've talked about this.

-I'm not bitter.

0:24:340:24:36

I just hope it brings you more luck than it did the old crone.

0:24:360:24:39

So go on, then. Where've you hidden him?

0:24:390:24:42

-The groom!

-Oh, he is dealing with an emergency with the flowers.

0:24:420:24:47

-He should be back any time.

-What's he like?

0:24:470:24:49

Oh, actually...

0:24:490:24:51

pretty gorgeous.

0:24:510:24:54

Handsome. Should've guessed.

0:24:560:24:59

Weird.

0:24:590:25:01

And he's got a neck like this...

0:25:010:25:03

Oi.

0:25:030:25:05

Well, fourth time lucky, eh?

0:25:050:25:08

Yeah, well, practice makes perfect.

0:25:080:25:10

Try not to kill this one.

0:25:100:25:12

Thanks, Ricky. I can always rely on you to make me feel better.

0:25:120:25:16

It feels weird being back in this kitchen.

0:25:170:25:19

Last time I was here, we'd just lost Dad.

0:25:190:25:21

I keep expecting Pat to walk in,

0:25:210:25:24

seeing if I've come to me senses and found a decent bloke.

0:25:240:25:27

And how is Dr Suzanne?

0:25:270:25:29

She's taken Jacques to see her parents.

0:25:290:25:31

-So where is he?

-Who?!

0:25:310:25:33

Michael! I wanna go out and have a couple of beers.

0:25:330:25:36

Come on, what is with all the questions?

0:25:360:25:38

Anyway, I was thinking, Ricky, you and the kids could stay here.

0:25:380:25:41

-I'll put Diane up at mine, yeah?

-Has something happened?

0:25:410:25:43

-No. Absolutely nothing for you to worry about.

-So!

0:25:430:25:46

Who's that?

0:25:460:25:48

-Who do we have here, then?

-Uncle Derek!

0:25:480:25:51

I ain't half missed you two! Hello, Ricky.

0:25:510:25:56

-All right, mate.

-Hello. So where's Carol?

0:25:560:25:59

Oh, she's looking after Liam.

0:25:590:26:02

Oh. Well, I hope you haven't had a wasted journey.

0:26:020:26:05

-Has something happened?

-Hasn't she told you?

-No.

0:26:050:26:07

The groom's only gone and got himself nicked, ain't he?

0:26:070:26:10

-Shut up!

-Yeah, terrible business.

0:26:100:26:12

Blackmailing some poor disadvantaged widow, apparently.

0:26:120:26:17

Well, if you'll excuse me. My daughter has a date tonight.

0:26:170:26:21

Hello...?

0:26:550:26:57

He's still not answering.

0:27:190:27:21

Yeah, well, he's probably on his way home.

0:27:210:27:23

This was supposed to be perfect.

0:27:230:27:26

A wedding that that lot would talk about for years.

0:27:260:27:29

I might as well just ring up and cancel it.

0:27:290:27:31

Do you think he took the money?

0:27:310:27:33

No, of course not.

0:27:330:27:35

Well, then the police are wasting their time, aren't they?

0:27:350:27:38

How's Bianca?

0:27:460:27:48

She lets me visit her now.

0:27:490:27:50

Oh, well, that's a start, I s'pose.

0:27:500:27:53

-I can't believe they're not gonna be here.

-Hm.

0:27:530:27:57

Dad'd be crying before we'd even left the house.

0:27:590:28:03

Pat'd be in one of her crazy outfits.

0:28:030:28:05

Cleavage everywhere.

0:28:050:28:07

Do you think they're together? Up there.

0:28:070:28:09

Oh, I'd put money on it.

0:28:090:28:11

-What do you reckon they're doing?

-I dread to think!

0:28:110:28:13

You don't have to do this if you don't want to...

0:28:150:28:18

-Do what?

-I need someone to give me away.

0:28:180:28:21

I could always ask Billy Mitchell, but...

0:28:210:28:23

Oi, I'm not having Billy Mitchell walk you down the aisle!

0:28:230:28:27

She's gonna be a right little madam, isn't she, eh?

0:28:290:28:32

You bet your life.

0:28:320:28:34

-Spoilt.

-Hates the world.

0:28:340:28:36

Sounds like another little girl I used to know.

0:28:360:28:39

I miss Pat, Ricky.

0:28:390:28:41

Yeah. Me too.

0:28:410:28:43

Right, that's it! We need to get out of here and start getting ready for tonight.

0:28:430:28:47

Sorry? What's tonight?

0:28:470:28:49

-We're not letting you get married without a send-off.

-Oh! Absolutely not. No way.

0:28:490:28:52

-You can rustle up a few friends, can't you?

-I'll give it a try.

0:28:520:28:55

-Do I have any say in this?

-It doesn't look that way.

0:28:550:28:58

Look, she's right, you know. Just go out and enjoy yourself.

0:29:010:29:05

So, that's the hen do sorted. The wedding.

0:29:050:29:09

Now all I need is a fiance.

0:29:090:29:11

So what I'm proposing is I get a few from the knacker's yard.

0:29:240:29:27

You do 'em up and then we'll split the profits. Yeah?

0:29:270:29:29

And what do I get out of it?

0:29:290:29:31

-Apart from a load of hard graft.

-It's all in there, ain't it?

0:29:310:29:34

A 60/40 split.

0:29:340:29:35

In favour of who?

0:29:350:29:37

Well, I ain't being funny, but you can get a monkey to change the spark plugs.

0:29:370:29:40

I'm the one doing all the running round, so...

0:29:400:29:43

I tell you what - I supply the cars. You flog 'em.

0:29:440:29:47

We split it 60/40. In favour of me.

0:29:470:29:50

Where you gonna get these motors?

0:29:500:29:52

Let me worry about that. So...we got a deal?

0:29:520:29:56

(Yeah.)

0:30:010:30:03

Who's going to know about this?

0:30:030:30:05

Just me and Jay.

0:30:050:30:06

-If he's not in Gretna Green by then.

-What you talking about?

0:30:060:30:09

Surprise engagement.

0:30:090:30:11

-Probably a knees up at yours, I expect.

-What engagement?

0:30:110:30:15

Keep hold, I want you to give 'em to Michael for tomorrow.

0:30:150:30:17

-That's your jo...

-(Just keep hold of 'em!)

0:30:170:30:19

-Problem?

-Nah, it's all good.

-Alfie's trying to palm me off the best man's rings - it's his gig.

0:30:210:30:27

Tell him, Alfie.

0:30:270:30:28

-Tell me what?

-That you told Michael where to stick his poxy wedding.

0:30:280:30:31

Not here, all right, Kat.

0:30:310:30:33

I think I better...

0:30:360:30:38

Yeah, yeah. You do that.

0:30:380:30:39

OK, listen, I was going to tell you, all right?

0:30:390:30:42

Before or after the conga across the Square?

0:30:420:30:45

Oi, gobby, d'you want to keep that shtoom? Thank y...

0:30:450:30:48

Listen to me. Michael - he's family.

0:30:500:30:52

-And so is Jean, or have you forgotten that?

-No, course I haven't.

0:30:520:30:55

Packing her off to Margate. All makes sense now.

0:30:550:30:57

-It wasn't like that...

-You don't think he took the money, do you?

0:30:570:31:00

Nan? Nan, he thinks Jean's a thief.

0:31:000:31:03

-Oi, hey, hey, hey! Don't twist it, all right?

-So what are you saying?

0:31:030:31:06

-I'm saying she's not well.

-Oh, here we go.

0:31:060:31:09

Want to think back to last Christmas? She wasn't well then.

0:31:090:31:11

We got there too late. D'you remember?

0:31:110:31:14

-I know how to look after her.

-Do ya?

0:31:140:31:17

-I just want my family back, that's all.

-Yeah?

0:31:200:31:23

Well, you better work out whose side you're on.

0:31:230:31:26

-FRONT DOOR OPENING Right, come on in.

-Thanks.

0:31:340:31:38

You are sure about this, aren't you?

0:31:380:31:40

Sure about what?

0:31:400:31:41

-How well do you know Michael?

-Well enough.

0:31:410:31:44

-I just don't want anyone taking advantage of you, that's all.

-Oh...

0:31:440:31:47

Well, you see, that is why God invented prenups.

0:31:470:31:50

Oh, why can that man never tidy up after himself?

0:31:530:31:58

It's typical. So, despite what you might think...and Ricky,

0:31:580:32:04

I'm not a little girl any more.

0:32:040:32:06

Where's Abi?

0:32:090:32:10

She's outside with Jay.

0:32:100:32:13

Tellin' you, that girl, she's breaking my heart.

0:32:130:32:16

OK, let's play a game, Mum, shall we?

0:32:160:32:18

Let's pretend that you've got three kids instead of just the one.

0:32:180:32:21

What've you done?

0:32:210:32:23

Why do you always assume that I've done something wrong?

0:32:230:32:26

Sorry, it's force of habit.

0:32:260:32:28

-It's not me, it's Uncle Derek.

-What about him?

0:32:280:32:31

Actually, d'you know what, just forget I said anything.

0:32:310:32:34

No, Lauren, you tell me. Tell me!

0:32:340:32:36

-Fine, I'll ask him myself, shall I?

-No, no, Mum, you can't. Just...

0:32:390:32:43

I mean it.

0:32:430:32:45

Well, then tell me.

0:32:460:32:47

He's been threatening Lucy.

0:32:470:32:50

Taking money from the till and all sorts.

0:32:500:32:52

-VOICES OUTSIDE:

-I take it this was your idea?

-I asked her if you must know.

0:32:520:32:55

So what'd you do? Take one look at Lola

0:32:550:32:57

and fancied a bit of the action, did you? What you thinking of?

0:32:570:32:59

Throwing your life away on a school girl!

0:32:590:33:01

You should be packing for Costa Rica, saving the turtles -

0:33:010:33:03

not running after some little scrote!

0:33:030:33:05

-So, she ain't up the duff?

-No, of course she isn't.

0:33:050:33:08

So, why've they got engaged?

0:33:080:33:09

Cos they're out of their tiny little minds, Phil, that's why.

0:33:090:33:12

You are needed at home.

0:33:120:33:13

-You can't keep me there for ever, Phil.

-What's he talking about?

0:33:130:33:17

I ain't having it.

0:33:170:33:18

-I ain't exactly going out buying my morning suit.

-We agree on that an' all.

0:33:180:33:22

-Er, this is supposed to be about us.

-Well, give him back the ring and we'll say no more about it.

0:33:220:33:26

Listen, me and Abi, we know what we want -

0:33:260:33:29

and that is to be together.

0:33:290:33:30

So school, Arches, Walford - we'll forget all about it if he have to.

0:33:300:33:34

-Because we're doing this with or without your blessing, right, Abs?

-Yeah.

0:33:340:33:38

And if you'll excuse us, we've got a wedding to go and plan.

0:33:380:33:41

-We'll be in touch in due course.

-"In due course", what does that mean exactly?

0:33:480:33:52

We're releasing you on police bail

0:33:520:33:53

whilst we finalise our investigation.

0:33:530:33:55

At that point we'll decide

0:33:550:33:58

whether there's enough evidence to prosecute.

0:33:580:34:01

Prosecute?

0:34:010:34:02

-Any sign of Jean?

-Knit and Natter haven't seen her since last Thursday.

0:34:080:34:11

-You don't reckon she's in trouble, do you?

-No!

0:34:110:34:14

She's not daft, Nan. She wouldn't do anything stupid.

0:34:140:34:17

Nah.

0:34:170:34:19

PHONE RINGING

0:34:290:34:32

-No veils or L plates, is that understood?

-Loud and clear!

0:34:340:34:39

Good.

0:34:390:34:41

FRONT DOOR CLOSING

0:34:460:34:49

JEAN EXHALES

0:34:490:34:51

-On time.

-Good boy.

0:34:540:34:57

Oh. You look, erm... You look nice.

0:34:570:34:59

-DEREK CLEARS HIS THROAT Thanks.

-Where's the flowers?

0:34:590:35:02

-Dad?!

-Oh, sorry, I forgot.

0:35:020:35:05

If that was Carol my old man would've kicked you into the kerb by now.

0:35:050:35:09

Just lucky that I'm a modern man.

0:35:090:35:11

-Shall we go then?

-Yeah.

0:35:110:35:14

So where you taking us?

0:35:140:35:15

I don't understand. What d'you mean?

0:35:170:35:19

You don't think I'd let my daughter out without a chaperone, do ya?

0:35:190:35:22

I know boys like you, Anthony, hm? I was young once meself.

0:35:220:35:25

-Well, come on then!

-Shall we?

0:35:290:35:32

FRONT DOOR CLOSING

0:35:390:35:41

You, erm, looking for something?

0:35:440:35:46

Who are you?

0:35:490:35:50

-I'll call Janine, if you like?

-No, there's no need for that.

0:35:510:35:56

Why are you in her house?

0:35:560:35:58

Well, I'm here for the wedding. Family!

0:35:580:36:01

I'm family, I'm Janine's sister.

0:36:020:36:04

Oh...

0:36:040:36:05

I'm on the groom's side.

0:36:050:36:07

-She never said anything.

-Oh, she wouldn't.

0:36:070:36:10

I'm only here for the button holes, then I'll be gone in a jiffy.

0:36:100:36:13

What was your name?

0:36:150:36:16

It's, erm...

0:36:160:36:18

Maggie...

0:36:180:36:20

Maggie Moon.

0:36:200:36:22

So I decided to keep it small. Just a few close friends, you know?

0:36:220:36:25

Hey.

0:36:250:36:26

Is this it?

0:36:290:36:30

Yeah. It's all I could do at short notice.

0:36:300:36:33

All right, boss?

0:36:330:36:34

Like a work's outing, isn't it?

0:36:340:36:35

You don't mind if I tag along, do you?

0:36:350:36:38

Make up for the inconvenience.

0:36:380:36:40

Please yourself.

0:36:400:36:41

Don't panic, Janice, Kimberley's here to get this party started!

0:36:410:36:45

LADIES CHEER Is there anyone else you wanted to invite?

0:36:450:36:48

Tracey or...I dunno, perhaps Marie from the cafe?

0:36:480:36:51

Oh, bad news, I'm afraid. Marie can't make it.

0:36:510:36:53

Her kid's got the trots but look, look, look...!

0:36:530:36:56

No, no, NO! I would rather stick pins in my eyes, thank you.

0:36:560:37:01

LADIES LAUGH

0:37:010:37:02

-Don't even think about it.

-For the bride-to-be.

0:37:020:37:07

Oi-oi, the stripper's arrived! Come on, Tam, show us your pecs.

0:37:070:37:11

-Show us your pecs.

-Is this it? Are there going to be more drunk women?

0:37:110:37:15

There's just one more.

0:37:150:37:17

Right, a toast, I think.

0:37:170:37:19

Yeah, a toast, to Janine and Michael.

0:37:190:37:21

-Janine and Michael.

-Janice and Michael.

0:37:210:37:24

-Hope she's paying for all this?

-She better be.

0:37:240:37:26

Keep the change, mate.

0:37:310:37:32

Is it Michael?

0:37:320:37:34

-Who the hell are you?

-I'm Diane, Janine's sister.

0:37:340:37:37

Oh, yeah!

0:37:370:37:38

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the eyes, I should've recognised.

0:37:380:37:41

-I'm off to meet her. I don't suppose she'd mind a gatecrasher.

-No.

0:37:410:37:43

I've got to shower. I stink of police.

0:37:430:37:46

-Well, if you hurry up you might catch your guest.

-What? Sorry?

0:37:460:37:49

She was picking up the buttonholes.

0:37:490:37:51

-Who was?

-Maggie her name was. Maggie Moon?

0:37:510:37:54

I'll, erm, see you later.

0:37:570:37:59

Ah, so, you ready for the big day tomorrow then?

0:38:110:38:14

You're persistent...

0:39:000:39:03

I'll give you that.

0:39:030:39:04

-Did they charge you?

-Sadly not.

-JEAN EXHALES

0:39:070:39:10

But then why would they?

0:39:100:39:13

Look at you. It's tragic really...

0:39:140:39:17

Seeing what life's done to you.

0:39:170:39:19

I won't let you get away with this.

0:39:210:39:24

I think you'll find I already have.

0:39:240:39:26

The police felt sorry for me...

0:39:280:39:31

..you know, being harassed...

0:39:320:39:33

..by that mad woman... across the Square.

0:39:350:39:38

I said, "Come on, boys, don't be too harsh. Show a bit of respect...

0:39:380:39:43

"You know...she can't help her funny little ways."

0:39:430:39:47

-Hopefully the judge will show you a bit of leniency.

-What judge?

0:39:470:39:52

Well...a significant sum of money has gone missing, Mrs Slater.

0:39:520:39:55

Somebody has to be held accountable.

0:39:560:39:58

But what's a couple of months inside?

0:39:580:40:01

Not like you'll be lonely.

0:40:010:40:02

All those voices...

0:40:020:40:04

in your head.

0:40:040:40:07

Right old racket, I bet.

0:40:070:40:09

-Why're you doing this?

-Cos I can.

0:40:090:40:12

But I didn't take the money.

0:40:120:40:14

Breaks my heart to see you like this.

0:40:140:40:15

-Why don't I call Brian to pick you up?

-Oh, no, stop it!

0:40:150:40:18

Cos you want to be well enough, don't you?

0:40:180:40:20

To pick up Stacey and Sean from school. Oh, no, I forgot, I FORGOT!

0:40:200:40:24

I forgot it's swimming tonight, ain't it? Sean's swimming tonight.

0:40:240:40:29

They're lovely kids...

0:40:290:40:31

really nice kids.

0:40:310:40:33

Real credit to their mother.

0:40:330:40:34

Mmm!

0:40:380:40:39

Sorry I'm late. Bumped into Michael.

0:40:420:40:45

-Where is he?

-He's just popped home to get changed.

0:40:450:40:48

-Is he all right?

-Yeah, a bit tired maybe.

0:40:480:40:50

I'd give him half an hour if I were you.

0:40:500:40:53

(OK.) Oh, everybody - this is my sister Diane.

0:40:530:40:56

-Hi.

-Hi, you all right.

0:40:560:40:58

Whitney tells me you're living with a French doctor.

0:40:580:41:01

-That's right.

-I had an entanglement with our doctor.

0:41:010:41:04

Lovely man he was.

0:41:040:41:06

He burnt down the B&B.

0:41:060:41:08

Come on, Tam. What advice have you got for our blushing bride?

0:41:110:41:15

Always listen to your mother.

0:41:160:41:17

She's dead.

0:41:170:41:18

Issues.

0:41:180:41:20

You know, you should come down tomorrow.

0:41:200:41:22

Have a bit of cake and crack onto some of Janice's single mates.

0:41:220:41:24

It's Janine. Why does she call you Janice?

0:41:240:41:28

It's anyone's guess.

0:41:280:41:30

So is the wedding still going ahead then?

0:41:300:41:33

-I just assumed what with the groom incarcerated...

-That's it.

0:41:330:41:37

-I think I'm going to go home.

-Just enjoy yourself.

0:41:370:41:39

And besides we haven't gone through my box of party games, people!

0:41:390:41:43

-Oh!

-Oh lovely.

-That's right!

0:41:430:41:44

I'm thinking...Mr and Mrs!

0:41:440:41:47

-JANINE EXHALES Give me strength.

-No arguments, Janice.

0:41:470:41:51

See now, THIS is where we find out how much you really know

0:41:510:41:54

about the mysterious Michael Moon.

0:41:540:41:56

Woo! Ha-ha!

0:41:560:41:59

You're not even fit to shine her shoes.

0:42:000:42:03

You know that, don't you?

0:42:030:42:04

I never lose, Jean.

0:42:060:42:08

Do well to retain that for future reference.

0:42:090:42:11

I...

0:42:260:42:28

..often wondered what Maggie looked like.

0:42:300:42:34

I expect she was very pretty.

0:42:380:42:40

Was she blonde or brunette?

0:42:430:42:46

I'm thinking dark...

0:42:530:42:57

like you.

0:42:570:42:58

Was she the thinker, Michael?

0:43:020:43:05

Is that what you get from her?

0:43:060:43:08

Cos your mind...it never stops, does it?

0:43:090:43:13

Maybe it was the fear...

0:43:140:43:17

..cos she must've been frightened, mustn't she?

0:43:180:43:21

Like you are.

0:43:230:43:24

No.

0:43:270:43:29

No, it's not that, it's...

0:43:290:43:31

..something else...

0:43:320:43:33

..I know what it is.

0:43:370:43:38

You're a coward.

0:43:410:43:42

Just like she was.

0:43:440:43:45

She must have been a coward, mustn't she?

0:43:460:43:49

Otherwise why else would she leave her little baby boy?

0:43:490:43:53

You don't know what you're talking about.

0:43:550:43:57

I don't mean to be cruel...

0:43:570:44:00

..it's only natural to be curious.

0:44:020:44:05

It's interesting, isn't it?

0:44:060:44:09

Wondering what it is that makes someone so cruel...

0:44:090:44:15

To lie...

0:44:150:44:17

steal...

0:44:170:44:18

..chip away at someone

0:44:200:44:21

until they start to think that they ARE actually losing their mind.

0:44:210:44:25

So...

0:44:270:44:28

..please...

0:44:290:44:31

..tell me...

0:44:320:44:33

..what sort of man does that make you?

0:44:350:44:39

So tell me, Anthony. What do you think about kids?

0:44:440:44:47

-Dad!

-What?

0:44:470:44:48

I'm just trying to find out whether the boy's a family man

0:44:480:44:51

or whether he likes to play the field, like his brother used to.

0:44:510:44:54

I hadn't really thought about it.

0:44:540:44:56

What about ambition? Hmm?

0:44:560:44:58

I mean, you can't spend the rest of your life selling that tat, can ya?

0:44:580:45:01

I did want to go travelling, y'know.

0:45:040:45:05

Oh, no, no, no, that won't do at all.

0:45:050:45:08

No, we've got my Alice's job to think about.

0:45:080:45:11

Yeah, she's high up in recruitment, you know?

0:45:110:45:13

No, you'll have to rethink your plans, young man.

0:45:150:45:17

Same again?

0:45:190:45:20

I took a stray cat in once.

0:45:230:45:25

Scrawny, scraggy thing it was...

0:45:250:45:28

..and I gave it some food and tried to keep it warm.

0:45:300:45:34

Do you know what it did? He tried to attack me.

0:45:340:45:38

All I ever did was try and show it some love...

0:45:380:45:42

..that's the thanks I got.

0:45:430:45:45

Try as you like, some things just can't be loved, can they?

0:45:470:45:50

As thrilling as this trip down memory lane is...

0:45:500:45:52

I'm getting married in the morning.

0:45:520:45:54

Do you remember when I found your St Christopher the second time?

0:45:590:46:03

You really thought you'd lost it, hadn't you?

0:46:050:46:07

I'll never forget your face.

0:46:090:46:11

It's the first time I saw you smile.

0:46:110:46:15

I mean...properly smile.

0:46:160:46:19

I understand why it means so much to you.

0:46:210:46:24

She gave it to you to keep you safe, didn't she?

0:46:250:46:31

To protect you.

0:46:310:46:32

"To Michael, love Mum"

0:46:350:46:37

St Christopher's the patron saint of travellers, isn't he?

0:46:400:46:43

I think it's high time we sent him on his way, don't you?

0:46:450:46:47

-SHOUTS:

-Now you know what it feels like to have lost everything!

0:47:000:47:03

Because I had a life, I had a family, friends...

0:47:030:47:05

And you have taken EVERYTHING away from me!

0:47:050:47:09

NO!

0:47:090:47:10

THEY GRUNT

0:47:110:47:12

God, I PITY that child of yours!

0:47:120:47:15

Cos there is nothing in there, is there?

0:47:150:47:17

Cos you should've curled up and died when she did!

0:47:170:47:21

All you have to do is walk into that pub and tell everyone the truth.

0:47:270:47:31

If you don't do it for me...

0:47:330:47:36

then do it for Alfie

0:47:360:47:37

because, for some strange reason, he loves you like a brother.

0:47:370:47:40

I can't.

0:47:450:47:46

Why not?

0:47:490:47:50

I've seen some glimmer of goodness in you.

0:47:510:47:55

Do the right thing.

0:47:570:47:59

Make Maggie proud of you.

0:48:030:48:04

What did I do? What did I do, Jean?

0:48:070:48:09

HE SNIFFS AND SOBS

0:48:110:48:13

Why didn't she love me enough?

0:48:160:48:18

HE SOBS

0:48:190:48:21

-Your dad'll calm down, Abs.

-You reckon?

0:48:350:48:38

-He's just got the hump about you not wanting to be a vet, that's all.

-I never said that.

0:48:380:48:42

Come off it! That was their little fairytale, not yours.

0:48:420:48:45

Who needs school when you got the whole world to go and explore?

0:48:460:48:49

Just me and you, Abs.

0:48:520:48:53

You know what you have to do?

0:49:030:49:05

(Thank you.)

0:49:100:49:12

LADIES SCREAMING AND LAUGHING

0:49:420:49:45

It's going to pop.

0:49:460:49:48

-Did you see that, girls? Tried to cop a feel.

-I really didn't.

0:49:480:49:51

-I really didn't.

-It's all right.

0:49:510:49:53

-I won't breathe a word to Ray.

-LADIES LAUGH

0:49:530:49:56

Tamwar, if it's a real woman you want, look no further!

0:49:560:49:59

Behave yourself.

0:49:590:50:01

I think I'm just going to stay single for now, if it's all the same.

0:50:010:50:04

Michael!

0:50:040:50:06

Thank God. Are you all right?

0:50:060:50:09

The Vic?

0:50:090:50:11

What announcement?

0:50:110:50:12

-Good at school, were you?

-I did all right, yeah.

0:50:130:50:16

Seven GCEs. Two of 'em Bs. Ain't that right, sweetheart?

0:50:170:50:22

Business studies and maths.

0:50:220:50:24

-Well done.

-See? Takes after her old man in the brains department.

0:50:240:50:30

I'm going to go to the bathroom.

0:50:300:50:31

I'll get some more drinks in, shall I?

0:50:330:50:35

What's the matter with you? Eh? You better buck your ideas up.

0:50:350:50:38

-I'm doing all the work here.

-Sorry!

0:50:380:50:41

Stay there! Don't...!

0:50:440:50:46

THEY LAUGH

0:50:460:50:47

You two look like you're having fun, bruv!

0:50:470:50:49

Yeah, but on a serious note, what am I going to do?

0:50:490:50:52

You know, you marry the girl and you call Del, "Pops". Simple.

0:50:520:50:55

-As if, yeah, I'll call him Daddy.

-PHONE RINGS

0:50:550:50:57

-"All right, Daddio."

-THEY LAUGH

0:50:570:51:00

Hi, it's Alice's mate.

0:51:040:51:07

Well, she's in Walford visiting her dad.

0:51:070:51:11

Did she not tell you?

0:51:110:51:12

No, I am, I am. I'm going to have to do it.

0:51:120:51:15

-I am going to do it. Come on.

-You're a braver man than me, mate.

0:51:150:51:18

No, I won't be harsh. I'll just say, like, erm...

0:51:180:51:20

"Alice, you're a lovely girl and everything

0:51:200:51:22

"but, me and you, we're just not compatible".

0:51:220:51:24

-Well, I think she's lovely.

-You can do better than that, Bruv.

0:51:240:51:28

Better than that? All right, I'll give it the,

0:51:280:51:30

"Look Alice, these are the facts.

0:51:300:51:32

"One - you're BORING,

0:51:320:51:34

"two - you've got absolutely no banter

0:51:340:51:36

"and three - the only reason I'm sitting here

0:51:360:51:39

"is cos your little pitbull of a dad said he'd smash me head in", yeah?

0:51:390:51:43

I'll say that to her, yeah? What?

0:51:430:51:45

So, who's up for sticky toffee pudding, eh? Alice?

0:51:470:51:51

What've you said to her?!

0:51:550:51:58

-I didn't mean it...

-She's gone for a bit of fresh air.

0:51:580:52:00

Reckons she felt a bit Tom Dick, didn't she?

0:52:000:52:02

If I find out you've upset her...

0:52:020:52:04

Del, why's he going to upset her? Look, he's crazy about the girl.

0:52:040:52:08

Right...

0:52:090:52:10

-I want flowers next time, you understand?

-Course, course.

0:52:120:52:16

Have you forgotten that's Derek's little princess?

0:52:180:52:21

-If she tells him...

-Yes, Ty, I'm a dead man walking.

0:52:210:52:23

Dead.

0:52:240:52:26

Here she is... the sunshine of my life.

0:52:310:52:34

You all right?

0:52:350:52:36

Know something...?

0:52:360:52:38

I think everything's going to be all right.

0:52:390:52:43

Is that you, Abs? Do you want to come and have some chips?

0:52:430:52:46

I think I'm just going to go to bed.

0:52:480:52:50

I promise you there'll be no more talk about Costa Rica.

0:52:500:52:53

-In fact, I might as well bin that now, eh?

-No!

0:52:530:52:56

I don't want to be like Lola. I want to make something of my life.

0:52:570:53:02

So what? What you saying?

0:53:020:53:05

I'm going on the trip.

0:53:050:53:06

Where's your sister?

0:53:070:53:09

She's looking after Tiff and Morgan. Michael, why've you brought us here?

0:53:090:53:12

-Bear with me.

-Get out!

-Kat...

0:53:120:53:14

Finally something we both agree on.

0:53:140:53:17

-I ain't going to ask you again.

-You can't talk to her like that.

0:53:170:53:20

Let them stay, Kat.

0:53:200:53:21

All right, er, what can I get you both?

0:53:230:53:26

A scotch, orange juice, A pint for Ricky, please.

0:53:260:53:30

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

0:53:370:53:40

Could you point me in the direction of Jean Slater?

0:53:400:53:43

That flaky one behind the bar.

0:53:430:53:46

Erm, what is this all about?

0:53:460:53:48

-Right, so everyone, I'm sorry to interrupt...

-Mrs Slater?

0:53:480:53:52

-..but there's something I want to say...

-Yes?

0:53:520:53:54

Is there somewhere we can talk?

0:53:540:53:56

-..I'm not much of a public speaker, so you'll have to bear...

-Yes, yes.

0:53:560:53:59

-Oh, get on with it!

-Thank you, Ricky.

0:53:590:54:00

That's the kind of encouragement I've come to expect from you.

0:54:000:54:03

Can I help you?

0:54:070:54:09

Leslie Coker, of Coker and Sons?

0:54:100:54:12

-Coker who?

-I'm here to finalise arrangements.

0:54:120:54:17

-What arrangements?

-For the deceased.

0:54:170:54:20

A Miss Stacey Slater.

0:54:200:54:23

CUSTOMERS CHEERING

0:54:230:54:24

..I know some of you have been inconvenienced

0:54:240:54:26

by the marquee on the Square...

0:54:260:54:29

Bleedin' liberty.

0:54:290:54:30

So what we want to do, as a token of our appreciation,

0:54:300:54:32

myself and my fiance would like to invite you to our wedding tomorrow,

0:54:320:54:36

just to thank you for your patience and hospitality.

0:54:360:54:39

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

0:54:390:54:45

-What's up with Jean?

-It's Stacey, Nan.

0:54:450:54:47

What about her?

0:54:470:54:49

She's...

0:54:500:54:53

She's dead!

0:54:530:54:54

No, she ain't! She's just called.

0:54:540:54:57

-What?

-She's just called.

0:54:570:54:59

But...

0:55:000:55:02

Oh. Ohhh!

0:55:040:55:06

This is all rather puzzling.

0:55:080:55:10

-My assistant took a call from a woman earlier this evening.

-Who was this woman?

0:55:100:55:15

A Mrs Jean Slater.

0:55:150:55:16

Please accept my sincere apologies,

0:55:160:55:18

I do hope I haven't caused any undue stress.

0:55:180:55:21

CUSTOMERS APPLAUD

0:55:210:55:23

This was you.

0:55:260:55:28

Sorry?

0:55:280:55:30

Infecting my daughter now with your poison.

0:55:300:55:33

-I think it's time to go.

-Stacey's just phoned.

0:55:330:55:37

Does anybody know what she's talking about?

0:55:370:55:39

-Alfie, someone sort...

-You tell them the truth!

0:55:390:55:42

Tell them it was all lies.

0:55:430:55:46

You've lost me, Jean.

0:55:460:55:47

JEAN SCREAMS

0:55:510:55:53

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Jean!

0:55:530:55:54

-SHOUTS:

-Tell them what you did to me!

-Come on, let's get you upstairs.

0:55:540:55:58

-SHOUTS:

-No, I'm not leaving until everyone hears what he has to say.

0:55:580:56:03

You looked me in the eyes and you promised me.

0:56:050:56:09

-What is she talking about?

-I have no idea.

0:56:090:56:11

-I was in your house.

-What?!

0:56:110:56:13

-Is that true?

-Think I'd have anything to do with this thief?

0:56:130:56:16

Look! Ask him where it's gone!

0:56:160:56:19

-Jean!

-Get off!

0:56:190:56:21

-Whoa!

-Ask him what I've taken from him.

0:56:210:56:23

Jean, what is the matter with you? Come on, Kat, it's all right.

0:56:230:56:27

Do you see what we've had to put up with?

0:56:270:56:28

(Got it somewhere. Where is it, where is it?)

0:56:450:56:49

-Kat, I am so sorry.

-It's a bit late for that, Jean. OUT the way!

0:56:530:56:56

-But it was Michael. He's done it again.

-Jean! Just stop!

0:56:560:56:58

Jean, just go and have a rest.

0:56:580:57:00

Everything'll seem better in the morning, all right?

0:57:000:57:03

Jean, get out. GET out!

0:57:030:57:05

It's OK. It's OK. I've got it, I've got it, there we go.

0:57:050:57:08

Right. Can you hold that? (OK.)

0:57:090:57:11

So what now, eh Kat?

0:57:150:57:17

We call the nurse first thing.

0:57:210:57:24

And say what?

0:57:240:57:25

KAT EXHALES

0:57:250:57:27

She needs help.

0:57:290:57:32

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