12/07/2012 EastEnders

< Tamwar...

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Oh!

RADIO: 'There's piles of texts coming in,

'about ten messages in fact from Kim in Walford,

'so I think we should read one out. ..'

-Alfie!

-What?

You don't mind if I go to one of Kim's classes tonight, do you?

And leave me here to manage on my own, me and Tommy fending for ourselves?

I don't have to go, you know.

No, I'm winding you up, you go and get sweaty.

As long as you come back here and bust some of your moves for me.

All right, sweetheart?

Listen, all hands on deck

while Mrs Moon goes and shakes her booty at Kimba.

Oh, didn't Kim tell you? Class has been cancelled.

-Not enough members, apparently.

-Thanks, Jean.

Guilty conscience?

What?

I heard you pacing about last night.

Yeah, I couldn't sleep.

Oh, if it isn't our own little Jenson Button.

You and Jay decided how you're going to spend the money yet?

I'm going to let Jay decide.

How about going to a festival or a nice little camping trip?

What do you reckon, Jay?

I'm late for work.

Haven't you forgotten something?

Yeah, cheers.

Hi. How are you? A present from Tyler and Anthony.

I lacked the heart to tell them she can't read yet.

Anything else?

Like what?

I don't know. Maybe some cards or flowers...

Somebody must have asked after us.

Scarlett, yeah. But for us - why would they?

I spoke to the nurse and she said that you could

really use a trip out, you know, a bit of fresh air.

I can't. I'm fine here.

What if she needs me?

Scarlett needs her mother to be rested and healthy.

See? Hannah knows.

-What will you do?

-I'll stay here. Keep watch.

OK.

Good girl.

So nice of you to put some clothes on.

I took the liberty of packing your bag for you.

You didn't have to do that.

Believe me, I did.

What was that?

We wouldn't want to delay you on your journey any longer than is necessary.

How come there aren't any photos of your wedding here?

So you didn't look your best, Zainab -

it was the '80s, we all looked a state.

Enjoyable as this is, I should be out finishing my round.

He never stops, this brother of mine. Come here.

OK, well don't, leave it so long next time, you hear?

AJ's a busy man. I'm sure we're at the bottom of his list of things to do.

Come to think of it, my train doesn't leave until this afternoon.

-Why don't I treat you both to lunch in the Vic?

-Absolutely not!

-We'd love to.

Yeah, wouldn't we, Zainab?

The week before Ramadan, you want to go to a public house?

Oh, the Imam would be so proud.

-Come...

-I don't think so.

I've been thinking about an evening class over at the community centre.

Oh, yeah? What's brought this on, then?

I just fancy a change. A hobby, maybe.

Like what?

I don't know. Pottery? Or Italian... I haven't thought about it yet.

You're winding me up, right?

Why do you say that?

Oh, Kat, sweetheart, think about it, darling.

When God was handing out brains,

you were standing at the back at the queue, asking for a spray tan.

-Well, I think it's a great idea.

-Thank you, Jean. At least someone's supportive.

-You know, I think I might join you.

-Come again?

Well, I really enjoyed working with Shirley on the burger van,

-but it turns out my services are no longer required.

-What about that, eh? Study partner!

That's a stroke of luck. Genius!

-Tommy needs changing.

-I'll go and get us a brochure, shall I?

-Yeah.

Jean, I've been thinking, sweetheart, what do you reckon

about putting up a trophy cabinet behind the bar?

Aren't you getting ahead of yourself?

-You haven't won a match yet.

-It's only a matter of time. The lads are playing really well.

They're going to put the Queen Vic back on the map.

How are we doing?

Short of sticking Mo up a chimney, you mean?

-It's all my fault.

-Jean, stop, sweetheart, look at me.

I don't want to hear no more of that, OK?

Give me a smile. Good girl.

We'll bounce back like we always do, all right?

All right? What's the van doing here?

Shirley asked me to give it the once over for Andrew.

Oh, right.

Well, I've been thinking how to spend our money,

so what do you reckon to a brand new sound system for our room?

Two-way-speakers, built-in amplifier...

I bet he's really relieved now he's off the hook.

Yeah, I suppose. We're looking at about 400 quid, though,

so I thought maybe if we, you know, split it down the middle...

Who do you reckon the Old Bill are going to want to tap up next?

Why are you asking all this?

I was just thinking. You know, cos they've got no leads,

so they're going to want to try and find that picture frame, ain't they?

I dunno.

Good job you dumped it in the canal, weren't it?

Yeah, what else am I going to do with it, eh?

Well, it's got your prints on it.

I wonder what would have happened if they'd have found that?

That won't happen.

You took care of it, didn't you, son?

I just said I did.

Right, so what the hell is it doing stuffed under your mattress, then?

Thank you.

So I'll give you a call when it's ready, mate, all right?

-Cheers, mate.

-No worries.

-I can explain.

-I don't want an explanation.

-I meant to throw it away.

-So why didn't you?

I'll tell you why, cos you ain't right up there, that's why.

-Don't say things like that, Jay.

-Hev's blood was all over that frame.

And you've hid it under your mattress like something to be proud of.

I can't live like this, Ben, all right? I ain't eating.

-I ain't sleeping.

-Just give it a few months, all right,

-and I promise you, it's going to get easier.

-Like it has for you, you mean?

-I loved Heather.

-You killed her!

-You was there, you could have stopped me.

-I tried to!

You obviously didn't try hard enough.

We just - just got to look out for each other.

Look out for each other?

-I can't even stand to look at you.

-You don't mean that.

I warned you, didn't I?

I said any more stunts and that's us, we're finished.

That's it now, innit? No more surprises.

Well, you kept my hoodie. What else have you got stashed away?

I mean it, that is it, all right? This ends today.

Yeah, you said it, son.

Jay, what are you doing?

Something I should have done months ago.

No, we're Mitchells. We don't grass.

I'm Jay Brown. I ain't one of you lot.

-Jay! Jay!

-Ben!

-Not now, Shirl.

-No, you keep an eye on Amy for me, will you?

-I've got to run.

-I can't!

I'll be five minutes, I've got to sign for a delivery at the club.

I'll need to take an early lunch.

Meeting someone special?

The bane of my life, that's who.

Someone who has caused me nothing but misery and despair.

You might want to narrow that down.

You ready for our lunch date?

Is anybody here serving?

Oh, sorry. How's the little one?

Oh, yeah, she's much better, thank you.

That's a relief.

Give her a cuddle from us when you see her.

That's £1.80, please.

And I'm on the mend too. Thanks for asking.

I started to wonder whether word had got back to the Square,

-seeing as nobody bothered to come and see me.

-Why would we?

If it was one of your precious book club members, I'm sure you would...

-That's different.

-How is it different?

Well, you're not in book club.

Well, thank you, it's reassuring to know that I'm bringing my daughter back

to such a caring community.

THEY CHAT

LAUGHTER

Oh, dear!

Oh, has the kettle just boiled?

We was only taking five minutes.

Employment law clearly states

that we are entitled to 20 minutes' rest break.

You can take as long as you like.

In fact, I've got a little something for you both here.

What is it, then? Our P45s?

No, it's just an extra twenty on top of your wages.

To say thank you for all your hard work.

Can I ask you both a question?

Generally, do you think I'm a good boss?

Is that a trick question?

I know that I'm not the easiest person to get along with...

You said it.

..But I don't set out to make things difficult, do I?

Can we go now?

CAR HORN BEEPS

ENGINE REVS LOUDLY

Come on, then. Put your foot down. Let's end this here and now.

ENGINE REVS

Are you scared?

Come on, then, show us what you've got, big man.

TYRES SCREECH

Come on, then!

Phil was right about you. You're a joke.

Why are you doing this?

Four months ago, right, I had everything, I did. I was happy.

I had a bloke who did more for me than my old man ever did.

I had a girlfriend. Ben, I had a future.

And you - you took that away from me!

-Yeah, and I'm sorry about that.

-Yesterday, when were driving that car,

I felt like I had my brother back, know what I mean? Then I find this

and I'm back to that night, back to looking at somebody I don't know.

-I just want things to go back to how they were.

-Well, they can't.

Please, Jay. I can't do it without you. You're all I've got.

And I can't feel like this any more. It's driving me mad.

I'll turn myself in, then.

As long as I know I've got you on my side, then I can do it.

I know I can do it, Jay. Please.

Please just give me this last chance to put things right.

Take the frame.

Never trust a Mitchell.

Now, how about "embellish your lampshade"?

-What can I get you?

-Two St Clements, please.

-Three.

-Ooh, you're pushing the boat out.

-Make mine a pint.

-Carpentry for beginners?

Don't usually see you in here this early.

Oh, well, today's an exception to the rule, believe me.

Get to grips with your garden - now, that sounds like it could be fun.

I'll bring them over. We don't have a garden, Jean.

Bookbinding.

Car maintenance...

Advanced wiring?

How's Aliyah doing?

Yeah, still ruling the roost.

It's a shame she couldn't make it.

Well, it's difficult for her, you know, ever since...

That night.

1990. What was it you called her again?

-I don't remember.

-It certainly wasn't the kind of language I'd expect from a lady.

-You know what? She provoked me.

-Ah, I remember what it was now...

Here you go. Just to let you know, the kitchen's now open. All right?

I'm glad you two are together.

Still no children?

Zee.

What? I'm just asking.

Unfortunately, we're still not blessed in that department.

Such a tragedy. I can't imagine life without my four.

I've missed out on so much.

Yeah, Shabnam's moodswings. Syed's tantrums.

The three years Tamwar was locked up in his room... Believe me.

-You're better off out of it.

-Yeah, but you know,

in the middle of it all, there's you two.

Strong as ever.

A toast.

-To...family.

-Family.

Yeah.

Dad? Shirley?

Move out of my way, mate.

Oi, Jay! Jay, you'll never guess what.

Janine's only gone and given me a bonus.

So what do you say we go down Stratford

before she changes her mind?

Jay? Jay, I'm talking to you.

Get off me, Lola.

What's your problem, eh? Jay? I'm talking to you.

Get off me!

Jay!

Jay, stop!

< Hello?

You scared me.

Amy, give me the picture back. Yeah, come on.

This isn't a game.

What are you two whispering about?

-Just a game, that's all.

-Have you and Jay thought about how you're going to spend the money?

Well, we've had a bit of a bust-up.

-What, serious?

-You never really know with him, do you?

-How do you mean?

-Forget I said anything.

-No, what are you trying to say, Ben?

He's just lost his temper a few times, that's all.

-That don't sound like Jay.

-Yeah, well, you've never seen him get angry.

What, has he hit you or something?

I probably deserved it. Just sometimes...

Sometimes?

He scares me, Shirl, all right?

When I look at him, it's like I don't know him any more.

I'll have a word with him.

No! You can't... I mean, he won't listen to anybody.

Come on, Ben. You're a good friend to him.

Yeah, I know, we're brothers though, aren't we?

So we've just got to stick together.

(I need the photo back. Please.)

(Good girl.)

What's gotten into you, eh?

I've got a good mind to call the Old Bill on you, cos that's assault.

You want to watch who you're pushing around,

cos if my pops was here, well... Jay!

-What about sugarcraft?

-Sugar what?

Winter flowers and foliage. Royal icing...

You even get to make little sugar people.

Actually, that's quite creepy, isn't it? Well, the only other thing is...

Tantalising Thai Tasters.

Jean, will you stop banging on about it?

Sorry. I've just got a headache.

You don't want to do this course with me, do you?

I didn't say that.

-No, you didn't have to.

-Jean...

-I'll just get on with my recycling.

-What was all that about?

-Alfie, could we settle the bill, please?

-Yes, mate.

You took my advice, then.

I understand you got into a bit of a run-in with Derek Branning.

Two minutes! Two minutes you've been here,

and you've fallen out with that slug.

-I rest my case.

-Right, here it is. £22.60. That includes food.

I've only gone and left my cash in my other jacket.

Well, I don't have any.

I'm sorry, gentlemen, you leave me no other option

but to call the village constable.

Zee, one hour, you said.

You know we've got stock check this afternoon.

Good. Pay the man, Denise.

Yeah, £22.60, please, sweetheart.

One of life's charmers, isn't she? There you go.

Cheers, darling.

-Oh.

-Hey.

-It's you again.

-Mmm-hmm.

How come I didn't see that before?

-Have you two already met?

-Met?

I nearly had him arrested yesterday.

Until she fell for my considerable charms.

Didn't waste any time, did you?

-I'm sorry?

-First sniff of a married man, and you're all over him.

I think you will find that it was him that tried it on with me.

Denise, may I introduce my brother, AJ.

Denise.

-What was that thing you mentioned about stocktaking?

-Yes, go ahead.

I think I'll stay here, keep AJ company.

-No, he has a train to catch.

-I ain't in any rush.

What? Masood...

AJ's a big boy. He can find his way home.

You're only staying to wind her up, aren't you up?

You're damn right, I am. So where was home for you?

This place is as good as any. Drink?

Yeah.

-Michael, why have you left her?

-Sit down.

-No, why have you left her?

-Hannah and Rob are doing the lunchtime shift.

-Just be cool. What's that?

-Oh, it's a cheque for Jean Slater.

£50,000, are you mad? That's double what we owe her.

Yes. I don't care, all right? I just want rid of her.

Why?

-Do you know what she said to me on our wedding day?

-Mazel Tov?

She said that my baby would never be loved.

-Oh, she's mad and old and gibbers a lot.

-Yeah, well, I don't care

what you think. I just - I want shot of her.

You think you can buy everybody out?

It's going to cost more than 50 grand, darling.

It's a start, and I really don't want to bring Scarlett home

to a place where everybody hates us.

What are you doing?

We pay her what we owe her. Nothing more, nothing less.

What are you going to say to her?

It's my debt. I'll sort it.

Here it is.

This is the song I want playing at my funeral.

MUSIC: "Mama Do The Hump" by Rizzle Kicks

OK, so come on, what's old misery chops like as a sister-in-law, then?

That woman! You know, she makes Stalin look like Teddy Ruxpin.

And how comes your wife's not here?

You'll have to ask her that.

Oh, sorry. Problems at home.

She doesn't understand you and...

Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't know why I feel like I've heard it all before.

She left me two weeks ago.

Oh, did you tell Mas?

And have Zainab crowing from the roof?

-I think I'll give that one a miss.

-What right has she got to lecture you about marriage?

Mas and Zainab are rock solid. They always have been.

Sorry, is that what she told you?

Mate, they're not even married!

She's got hitched to the local doctor. And as for Mas...

He bunked up with my mate from the caff across the street.

You're winding me up. Mas!?

Yes! Yes, I swear to you.

They've had more bust-ups than Burton and Taylor.

Jean, look, I've got felt-tip pens here and some of Tommy's stickers.

There's no need to humour me, Kat.

Maybe Alfie's right. I should stick to what I'm good at.

Pouring pints and cracking dirty jokes.

How about a girls' night, yeah?

Face packs. I might even have a go at Nan's moustache.

You're vibrating.

It's not important.

-Jean!

-Do you want me to serve him?

How's Scarlett?

Through the worst, hopefully. I've got something for you.

-My money?

-Janine threw in an extra grand there, you know.

Just to show there's no hard feelings.

-Thank you.

-Michael?

Do something for me? Just throw her a smile or something.

-Oh, I don't know about that.

-Go on, just show you're the better person.

Hi.

-Shall we go?

-Yeah.

Why are you making it so difficult, Jay?

I mean, I'm trying to look after you,

but you ain't making this easy for me.

Cos I don't need you to look after me, that's why.

Right.

So what happens when the police find out

you've been stashing that picture frame underneath your bed, eh?

I mean, cos it won't be long till they start piecing it all together.

And why would I want to kill Heather?

You've only got to look at your old man

to see that you're a wrong 'un, Jay.

Everybody knows Jase was a thug.

Why would his son be any different?

You wouldn't do that.

I'll do whatever it takes. You should know that better than anyone.

I'll look after you, Jay. But you gotta start trusting me.

What about the photo frame?

It's back at the house.

Look, we'll dump it tonight, all right?

No more stunts. We'll finish this here and now.

Are you with me?

Can I have a doughnut and a strawberry milkshake, please?

MOBILE RINGS

I hope that's not Zainab's call you're cancelling.

It's my little afternoon treat. What about your train?

I missed it.

-What time's the next one?

-There isn't one.

-Oh.

Well, I'll call them up.

Where are you going?

Nowhere fast.

She's gone, Mas.

She left me.

Why didn't you say anything? You've been here three days.

Didn't seem like the right time.

We're brothers.

If we can't be honest with each other, what's the point?

OK, come on, let's go.

What about Zainab?

You leave her to me.

Can you cancel the doughnut and the strawberry milkshake?

Dad? Shirl?

It's gone. It was there. I left it there.

I swear to you.

You're doing it again, ain't you?

I'm being serious.

I put it in the bag and left it in that corner.

Right, so where is it now, then?

I don't know. Someone must have taken it.

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