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# It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas

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# Everywhere you go... #

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That's it. That's lovely.

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Spread them apart, like these ones here.

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That's it, just keep... You need... You might...

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Just keep... Oh, they need to be fanned out.

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Alfie!

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It looks beautiful.

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Come on, you've been up all night. Come back to bed, yeah?

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Nan and Jean have taken Tommy to Belinda's, so...

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No can do, sweetheart.

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I've gotta finish putting all these lights up. Fats!

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-Come on, mate, you're with me today, all right?

-What about the stall?

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-Don't worry about the stall, we've got to finish the market.

-All right.

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-You all right?

-Yeah, fine.

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Denny, can you hurry up, please?

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Listen, you go and sort him out. I'll take care of that.

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-It's all right, Jack, I can manage.

-Go on.

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Thanks.

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Are you going to sign my card or have you got one of your own?

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-Eh?

-Oscar's birthday?

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Oh, of course.

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Jack, look, I promised Phil I'd go over tonight.

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Come on, he's my nephew!

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-Sorry, but we need to go over what to say tomorrow.

-Well, go over after.

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Max and Tanya, they're expecting us,

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and besides, he's Oscar's mate, isn't he?

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Yeah, yeah.

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-Smells good.

-Yeah?

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-Look at that.

-Look at that, eh?

-Yeah.

-All done?

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I haven't even started yet.

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I just want everything to be perfect today.

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I don't want to think about anything else except my little boy.

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These scan results...

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they'll be fine, I promise.

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We don't know that, do we?

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Well, there's no point thinking otherwise, is there?

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-Anyway, like you said...

-Oi!

-..today, it's all about Oscar.

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Yeah. So you can start by dropping him at school, please.

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-All right. See you later.

-Not too late.

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Well, I've got a car auction up in Enfield.

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-Max...

-Babe, I won't be late. Couple of hours.

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Three hours, tops. I won't be late.

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OK? See you later.

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All right, birthday boy! Somewhere you need to be this morning?

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Pucker up! Get your free mistletoe with every purchase over three quid!

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Here, Denise. Word of advice for you, love.

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Customers love a gimmick. You've got a lot to learn.

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Yes, ladies?

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Well, I've got to give it to you, Alfie.

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I didn't think you'd be able to pull this off.

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Yeah, well, wish I could say the same about your stall, Tyler.

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All right! You'll be laughing on the other side of your faces later

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when we rake it in.

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Oh, we're just quaking in our boots, bruv! Quaking!

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-Fats!

-Easy!

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-All right, Alfie?

-You all right, Derek?

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What, have you given up on the wager already?

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Whoa, hold on! What, you call this giving up, do you?

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You ain't going to make no money with an empty stall, are you? Eh?

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Mind you, you're doing us a favour.

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More business for me and Tyler here, eh?

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THEY CLUCK

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Oh, Fats, take no notice. Oi, come on! Let's get back to work.

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Oh! Hello, ladies. Hello, Pops.

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Hi. This place looks amazing!

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I love Christmas lights.

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Wait till you see them turned on.

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This place is going to be buzzing! Listen, you're all coming, yeah?

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-Try and stop me.

-All right!

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Um, I dunno, Fats. I'll try, yeah? But I can't make any promises.

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We're back-to-back today

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and, you know, Bianca's meeting her probation worker this morning, so...

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Ah, well, OK. No worries, you know. It's no biggie or anything.

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-Sorry. I'd best make a move.

-OK.

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-I'll see you later.

-OK!

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I thought you were supposed to be at work today, you.

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No, I'm shopping.

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Right, my little sugar cube. I've got a surprise planned for you.

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-Oh, yeah?

-Tomorrow, as soon as I shut up shop,

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we're hitting the West End.

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I can't tomorrow, babe, I've got after school club.

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-What?!

-Sorry.

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Whit, sweetheart! Listen, what time are you sending Liam and Morgan over?

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You know, carol singing? Liven up the market a bit?

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Umm...yeah. As soon as they get back from school.

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Hey, that's my girl. Well done.

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Knock 'em dead today, all right?

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-Whitney, you haven't got a mo, have you?

-Yeah.

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Yeah? Just...

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Oh, Alfie!

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Now, THAT is Christmas!

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Yeah, I know, I know. I call it my... What is it?

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"Piece de resistance", or whatever the German equivalent is.

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Listen, Fats, it cost an arm and leg, but I think it'll be worth it

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to see the little faces when it lights up.

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Listen. I'm guessing this girl is...Poppy, yeah?

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How did you know?

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What do you mean, how did I know? You're all over her like a rash...

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You know, buying her that snow globe... I know how much that cost.

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..inviting her to the lights...

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-So, what, do you think it's lame?

-No. Stop right now.

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Fats, I promise you, I don't think it's lame, all right?

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It's just that... I dunno, Alfie, man...

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I'm not that lucky long-term with the gallies and that,

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-you know what I mean?

-OK, let me stop you right there.

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Couple of things wrong with this conversation. What did you just call her?

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-Gallies.

-You can't call her...

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You ain't going to get nowhere like that. Gallies? What's that?

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-So, do you think she likes me, then?

-Poppy?

-Yeah.

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Come on. What's there not to like? Look at that beautiful cherub face!

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-Hold on, hold on, he's punching way above his weight.

-Oh, Ian, stop!

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I'm just kidding. You want my pearls of wisdom, OK?

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Being yourself with the ladies gets you nowhere.

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Obviously isn't the right one then, is she?

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Listen, Fats, for what it's worth, my piece of advice...

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Never try and work out a woman.

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Seriously. You'll just end up confusing yourself.

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You treat her like she's the centre of your universe...

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..and I promise you, you can't go wrong.

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Yeah, I see.

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-I get ya.

-Yeah?

-Well, yeah.

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It's... It's like this place, isn't it? It's not just for us...

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This is for Kat.

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You... You, Alfie Moon, you're a diamond geezer.

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And she is one special lady.

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So, what time's this party, then?

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Well, I'd hardly call it a party, Derek. It's just...

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Mum. Where do you want this?

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Good morning, Lauren.

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-Morning, Abs.

-Hello.

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Oh no, this don't look like a party at all.

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Look, I've just invited a few of Oscar's school friends, that's all.

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Yeah, and Jack and Sharon...

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Yeah, well, Sharon's Denny's mum, isn't she?

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I'm not being funny, Derek, but I haven't even invited my own mum,

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so it's not going to look very good you turning up, is it?

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-I'm off. See you later.

-Bye-bye, darling.

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See ya!

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You can really tell why she's the apple of Max's eye, can't you?

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I mean, she's studious, clever, sensible...

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Any chance of you going back to college, Lauren?

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She might do. Maybe. Next year.

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You know who's really surprised me? That Lucy Beale.

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What a smart kid, that is, eh? Running her own business.

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What my Joey was thinking of when he got rid of her, I don't know.

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BALLOON DEFLATES LOUDLY

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Did I say something wrong?

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-Here, let me give you a hand with that.

-No, I'm fine.

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-Maybe I should go and have a word with her.

-Will you just leave my kids alone?!

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I mean, I'm just saying, she's just...

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She's a bit vulnerable at the moment, that's all.

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-What time's Max back?

-Why?

-I want to talk to him.

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-What about?

-Never you mind.

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Just tell him I called, eh?

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CAROUSEL PLAYS "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"

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Right, take me down.

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-Looks great.

-Well, I worked hard for this, Michael.

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So, what was all that about?

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Nothing. Just admiring your work, obviously.

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Yeah, obviously!

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He's bringing Scarlett to the lights

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so I said we'd meet him for a drink beforehand.

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What do you that for?

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Listen, you know how busy I am, all right?

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All right, I'll meet him, then.

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Come on, chop, chop! You only got a few hours.

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All right, take me up.

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Yeah, I'll be there as soon as I can, Phil.

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No. No, I won't be late.

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OK.

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Oh, keep it going mate, that's it, a bit more. Couple more feet to go.

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That's it.

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Keep going, keep going...

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That'll do you. Lovely. Sweet.

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Check out my boss! He doesn't do things by half, you know?

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Careful, darling. Don't want you spending Christmas in hospital!

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Right, everybody, if I may have your attention, please?

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Thank you.

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This...is the crowning glory.

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Yeah, yeah, all right. Come on, we ain't got all day!

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I'm quite admiring the view from down here!

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GASPS

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What, you lost something?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, Denny's homework.

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Can't find it anywhere.

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So what's the urgency?

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Well, he needs it for tomorrow.

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We're going to Tanya's tonight, then I'll be at Phil's.

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-I haven't got time.

-Sharon?

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-What's wrong?

-Nothing.

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-You're looking for the pills, aren't you?

-Don't be ridiculous!

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I'll get the lunch ready, then, shall I?

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OK, listen.

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I just need the one, that's all.

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Please, Jack.

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It's just for today. I just need something to calm my nerves.

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I mean, what good am I going to be to Lola like this, eh?

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-You'll be fine.

-Please.

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-I binned them.

-You're lying.

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Look, they're my pills and I want them.

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Being in a relationship's about supporting one another, but you?

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You just stand there and judge me.

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Well, I got you wrong.

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I thought you understood me.

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Well, I walked out of one controlling relationship,

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and believe you me, I ain't about to walk into another.

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It's not about control, Sharon.

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All right? It's cos I care for you.

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And I thought you were stronger than that.

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But it's your choice, yeah?

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Alfie, come on, it's only a star.

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It's not just a star, Kat! It's more important than that!

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-It's on all the posters!

-We'll get another one.

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-I'll get Nan to call Fat Elvis, yeah?

-It won't be the same.

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It doesn't matter. The market looks stunning.

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No-one's going to notice a missing star now.

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-Well, they're not going to notice anything then, are they?

-Stop this.

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I can't do it any more. I'm not...

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Get out there and sort the lights out.

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No! OK? I'm not interested. Let someone else deal with it.

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I don't want to do it no more. I'm done with the lights.

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All right. Forget the lights. Forget everything.

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Go and have a sleep.

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Go and have a sleep.

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Um, hi, Max, it's me...

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I was hoping you'd be home by now, so...

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Look, can you just try and get here please

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before Oscar gets home from school?

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I want us to surprise him together, and...

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So don't...go...

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Just come straight home, OK? Bye.

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HE SIGHS

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You all right?

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Look at him, he can't help himself.

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Eh?

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All that rubbish about loving someone else.

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Do you think it's her?

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I doubt it. She's not really his type.

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What type? He probably has a different girl every night.

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Like I care.

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You should just forget about him.

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I think we should go out tonight!

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We went out last week. I can't afford another night out.

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Oh, come on, Lucy. It's the Christmas lights.

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There's going to be loads of free mulled wine. Come on!

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Whitney's going to be there as well. Please? Please?

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Go on, then.

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Lauren, will you say happy birthday to Oscar for me, yeah?

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You remembered, then?

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Yeah.

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-Are you...Are you going to the Christmas lights tonight?

-Lauren.

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I dunno.

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Well, we're going to be there...

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So what's wrong with the last one you gave me?

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Nothing.

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Just thought I'd give you an early Christmas present, that's all.

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So I don't get rid of my old one sharpish then? Is that right?

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-Well, now you come to mention it, it wouldn't hurt.

-Yeah, all right.

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Ooh, easy!

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I'm guessing these ain't paracetamol.

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-All right? Where you been, then?

-I had an appointment.

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OK. First I've heard.

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Fat Boy's on his own out there.

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Are you going to help him, or have you changed your mind?

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Listen, Kat, I said I'm not doing the lights.

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All right. Keep you hair on.

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Now get your sexy bum behind that bar.

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-We're going to be busy soon.

-Hold on, where you going?

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I've got to help Kim with something.

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She doesn't take them any more.

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It's that poor little Lola I feel sorry for.

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-Pinning all her hopes on a cheap criminal and a drug addict.

-Oi!

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What if this got out?

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-She's not an addict.

-I'd be doing you a favour, Jack.

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Derek. Do not mention this or breathe a word to anyone.

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All right, keep your knickers on!

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Her secret's safe with me.

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'..so don't...go...

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'Just come straight home, OK? Bye.'

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PHONE RINGS

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Derek?

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What do you want?

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Max?

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Is your dad in?

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No.

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Oh. Is Lauren back?

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Yeah, she's upstairs. Why?

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Right. Look, no peeking in the front room.

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You go upstairs with Abi for a bit.

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-Come on.

-I'll see you in a bit.

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SHE LAUGHS Oh, look!

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OK, all right. So, you know what you have to do, don't you?

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What's going on?

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Oh, it's Christmas, Ian. It's all about the children.

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I mean, you would be a fool to resist a couple of cute children

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singing at Christmas time.

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OK, gather round everyone. Gather round. Come on, come on.

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Let me introduce you to Albert Square's very own...

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...might I say, exceptionally talented choir.

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Oh, I wouldn't go that far.

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Is this some sort of joke?

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Oh, oh! And come on over to the Minute Mart.

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One hundred percent organic produce.

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-Hey!

-Oh! Thank you for the advice, Ian.

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TUNELESSLY: # Silent night

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# Holy night.

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# All is calm, all is bright.

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-# Round yon virgin mother and child... #

-Virgin(!)

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Will you stop mucking about?

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Sorry, we'll start again.

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# Silent night

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# Holy night

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# All is calm, all is bright... #

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Shh! Shh!

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-Do you want us to start again?

-No, no. Sorry.

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Why don't you try door-to-door, or something?

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Well, no. It's not our best. We haven't...

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SORRY. Sorry.

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OK. Come on then, boys.

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Went well.

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Denise, what can I say?

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Hats off to you for trying. I mean, it was a really good effort.

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But if I was you, I'd stick to selling the fags and the booze.

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Come on, everybody!

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What's all this, Del? You only got us new mobiles about five minutes ago.

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Ah, not like these, though. These are state of the art.

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Nothing but the best for my favourite brother.

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Jack, on the other hand...

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Well, I think you'd be lucky

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to get a pint of beer and a Ruby out of him for your stag do.

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He's clearly got other things on his mind.

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Yeah, well, I know that feeling, Del.

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I've got to pay for this wedding, haven't I?

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I couldn't even afford Oscar a decent birthday present.

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Tanya's getting her results tomorrow.

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I'm trying, Del, I am.

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I'm trying to be there for her, but it's hard, isn't it?

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And this other lot, they're not making it easy for me, are they?

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Del, it's never-ending...

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DOOR OPENS

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Oh, hello, Tan.

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-You all right?

-You were meant to be at home by now.

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Yeah, I know. I was coming. Del just wanted a quick word, so...

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What about?

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We were...just discussing his last night of freedom.

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-Right. Let's go home, shall we?

-Yeah. Cheers, Del. See you later.

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Oh, don't forget.

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You have lots of fun tonight.

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Take lots of pictures for me, won't you?

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Cheers.

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Why don't you join us?

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Yeah. Oscar would love it, wouldn't he?

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You can give him the present yourself.

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Thank you, Tanya. I'd like that.

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Come and get your free mince pies

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and feast your eyes on the best stall in Walford!

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Best Christmas presents, best Christmas decorations around,

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with the best possible prices. All right there, sweetheart?

0:21:030:21:06

Oh! You...you came?

0:21:060:21:08

Bianca said she'd lock up, so...

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Oh! Well...

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There you go.

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Wait, wait, wait!

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SHE LAUGHS

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-Thank you.

-That's all right.

0:21:220:21:24

-Oh!

-HE LAUGHS

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It's my pleasure, sweetheart, you know?

0:21:310:21:33

-Denise?

-What?!

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Oh, yes, Ian. You won. I lost.

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Congratulations! You're back! Woop di doo!

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Oh, no. Look, I'm sorry. I really shouldn't have...said that.

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No, no. Look. I'm sorry. I was the one who was out of order.

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No. It was a lovely idea what you were doing for those kids.

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Bianca and the kids, they need all the help they can get at Christmas.

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Yeah. It's funny, that.

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I'd give anything to be Bianca right now.

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Kids around the table at Christmas.

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-You've got Kim.

-Who's got Ray.

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It seems like everyone's paired up right now, doesn't it?

0:22:130:22:15

Don't push it!

0:22:190:22:20

-Same time tomorrow?

-Bring it on, Beale!

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KIDS' PARTY MUSIC BLARES

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They'll take one look at me and they'll take Lexi away for good.

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No, they won't.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Oh, sorry, just getting a drink.

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Lola.

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Darling, I'm just as scared as you are,

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but I promise you everything will be fine.

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Now, we're going to go tomorrow and bring back your little girl.

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Come here.

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OK?

0:22:560:22:58

Thank you.

0:23:030:23:04

You all right?

0:23:040:23:05

Oh, hello, Sharon.

0:23:110:23:13

Drinking spirits at a kids' party? How responsible, Derek.

0:23:130:23:17

Is Lauren back yet?

0:23:230:23:25

-CHILDREN LAUGH

-Sorry, excuse me!

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Don't get me wrong.

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I love Oscar, I do, but playing pass-the-parcel with snotty kids?

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No thanks.

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Great(!) Look who it is.

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All right? Banged out tonight.

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Yeah, yeah. Kat's gone AWOL.

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You know, if she's not in trouble, she's not living.

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What?

0:24:030:24:04

Tracey, can you...hold the fort, please?

0:24:060:24:09

What's up?

0:24:250:24:27

She's lying to me, Michael.

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I need the ladies'.

0:24:320:24:33

So you decided to come, then?

0:24:430:24:45

Yeah, well... Thought I'd just come in for a quiet drink, you know.

0:24:450:24:48

Listen, Lauren. I did mean what I said the other night. You know...

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Yeah, well...

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Well, I spoke to Lucy and she said you love someone else.

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I don't particularly care what Lucy has to say, Lauren.

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Please, just listen.

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I really do think it's just best if we avoid each from now on.

0:25:030:25:06

Completely.

0:25:070:25:09

I knew I would find you here.

0:25:180:25:20

Oh, just go away, Abi.

0:25:200:25:21

With everything that Mum is going through,

0:25:210:25:23

-you'd rather get drunk than be with family.

-Mum is fine!

0:25:230:25:26

Is that it?

0:25:270:25:28

What's happened to you?

0:25:300:25:32

I've spent half my marriage trying to work that woman out.

0:25:420:25:46

She knows me inside out, yet I've got no idea what goes on inside that head of hers.

0:25:460:25:50

What are you going on about?

0:25:500:25:51

She said she's gone out to help Kim.

0:25:510:25:53

-So, she's probably helping Kim.

-No, no, no! She's not. It's wrong...

0:25:530:25:57

I just can't trust her right now.

0:25:570:25:59

No. Maybe you're jumping the gun, Alfie?

0:25:590:26:02

-It's happening all over again.

-Alfie, let's get a drink.

0:26:020:26:05

-She's laughing behind my back...

-No-one's laughing, Alfie.

0:26:050:26:07

-..mugging me off at the same time.

-No. No!

0:26:070:26:09

Come on! Snap out of it, Alfie!

0:26:090:26:11

What? What did you just...say?

0:26:120:26:14

I'm telling you that my wife's having an affair AGAIN behind my back

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and the best you can come up with is, "Oh, Alfie, snap out of it"!

0:26:190:26:21

She was destroyed at the thought of losing you.

0:26:210:26:24

Do you think she'd go back to him after all that's happened? Anyway...

0:26:240:26:27

What? What did you just say? Go back to who? Go back to who?

0:26:270:26:30

-Boss, boss, boss!

-Did you know?!

0:26:300:26:32

-Come outside. We need you outside. Could you come outside?

-What did you mean, "go back to him?"

0:26:320:26:37

Come on, you'll love this, trust me.

0:26:370:26:39

We can sort this out later. Come on! Trust me.

0:26:390:26:41

Here's Alfie!

0:26:480:26:49

THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD

0:26:490:26:51

Boss! Boss!

0:26:560:26:58

Alfie, come on, man. Come this way.

0:26:580:27:00

THEY CHEER

0:27:000:27:03

THEY CHANT

0:27:090:27:13

ALL: We love you, Alfie!

0:27:130:27:15

I wasn't going to let you give up, was I? Eh?

0:27:150:27:17

I had to pull a few strings to get it, but you're worth it.

0:27:190:27:22

Everyone, I give you Alfie Moon!

0:27:240:27:26

THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD

0:27:260:27:29

My husband's blood, sweat and tears went into tonight,

0:27:300:27:33

so I expect you all to appreciate it. All right?

0:27:330:27:36

Let the countdown begin!

0:27:360:27:38

ALL: Ten, nine, eight...

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-Take it. Come on.

-..seven, six, five, four,

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three, two, one...

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THEY CHEER AND APPLAUD

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MUSIC: "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"

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It's perfect, innit?

0:28:180:28:20

Yeah. Perfect.

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