08/01/2013 EastEnders

Ahem.

Oh good. You're awake.

Just about.

Well, one of us has got to open up.

I know you probably just want to keep your head down.

Excuse me?

Sooner or later you'll have to apologize to Kim.

Zee, I told you. He kissed me.

There's nothing to apologize for.

Oh? Then why exactly are you sleeping on my sofa?

She is dead to me, Patrick. I no longer have a sister.

Kind of makes life a bit difficult.

Bearing in mind she's still living here.

It's my name above the door.

-I'm not going to my share my house with no home wrecker.

-My house too.

-Hey.

-Hey, baby. Rrr! Why don't you sit down?

Let me make you some breakfast.

In fact, you know what, I better get to work, babe.

Got a mountain of prep to do. Catch you later.

-OK.

-You've got to talk to her sometime.

Oh, I got a few choice words to say to that Jezebel.

She's going to rue the day she made a move on my man.

DOORBELL

I'll get that then, shall I?

Seriously, babe, what do you want me to do?

Go round there, pack her bags for her?

Yes. It would be a start.

I mean, she's living at the B&B, Max.

She's working at the Vic. It's humiliating.

-Well, I told you I'd sort it.

-So why haven't you?

All I want to do is grieve in peace.

Is that what I think it is?

Yep.

Go on, you might as well stick him on the mantelpiece.

Have some respect, will you? That's your brother you're talking about.

Come on, Oscar! You're going to be late.

Funny, ain't it? That's all we've got left of him.

Well, you gave him a decent send off. I'm sure

between you all you'll think of somewhere special for him.

Just not my kitchen table.

Alice should have him.

It was her dad, weren't it?

-When it suited him, yeah.

-Come on.

It's the right decision. She's family.

Makes you think, don't it? Life's too short.

Derek's gone.

It's time we moved on.

KNOCK ON DOOR

(DENISE) Kimberley Fox, you open this door!

KIMBERLEY HUMS

You can't keep it locked for ever, you know.

Just watch me.

You're supposed to be running a bed and breakfast here. Kim? You've got it all wrong.

Will you just let me in and talk to me? Kim!

Kim! Kim!

Next time, I won't miss.

You're out early.

Yeah. I had to pick up Derek's ashes.

Jack, you should have said. I would have come with you.

Bianca, can you give us a minute, please?

Oh, all right.

I'll go and help Kat in the toilet, shall I?

Cheers, babe.

I want you to stick some champagne on ice.

All right? The good stuff.

-You've lost me.

-I thought tonight we could announce our engagement.

Jack, I don't think we need to have a big party, do we?

Few friends. Family.

You've only just buried your brother,

Yeah. And I want to move on in my life. Our life.

-We haven't told Denny.

-Tell him tomorrow. We'll do it properly.

And what about Phil?

What about him?

I want him to hear it from me.

He's got a lot on his plate with Lola.

All right. Fine. You tell Phil.

I'm going to round up the rest of the Brannings.

And you might want to put that ring on your finger I bought you.

Bring her straight back to The Arches. Yeah?

Yes! All right!

-There's a bottle in the bag.

-All right.

Make sure you wind her.

-Just tell her what really happened.

-It's not like I'm going to get

the chance, is it, the way she's been carrying on.

All right?

I've been better.

Did you see the look she just gave me?

OK. Now you're just being paranoid.

So you managed to smooth it over with Kim, then?

-Nothing actually happened with Ray.

-No of course not.

-What's this?

-They had a few drinks and then...

Zee, you're not really helping. Thank you.

That's 5.85 please.

-I thought I had more than this.

-It's all right. I can cover this, it's fine.

-I've got it.

-I've got a pocket full of change here, Kat.

I'm fine.

There you go. Ta.

Kat. Hold on. Wait up.

Kat.

I've got to get back. Alice is looking after Tommy.

Listen, Kat, if you're a little bit short, seriously, I could

throw a bit a maintenance your way.

I'm fine, Alfie. I don't need your money.

We'll manage.

-You know where I am. Right?

-Yeah.

So come on, are you going to tell me what this big surprise is?

You'll have to wait and see.

That's exactly what Jack said to Max.

Some sort of family gathering, he said.

-I'll see you later.

-See you later. There you go. Thank you.

I had hoped we'd seen the last of you.

You know me, Tanya. Full of surprises.

I never did ask - how was your break? Nicely rested?

You mean my second honeymoon? Yeah, it was lovely.

We had a great time.

Why don't you swing by later?

-There's something I want to talk to you about.

-Bit pushed today.

I'll make it worth your while.

Shall we say a half hour?

I'll see you then.

Oh, Grandad, have we got any more tomato juice out the back?

Grandad?

-So I thought I'd work topless this afternoon.

-Nice one. That'll be a laugh, won't it, eh?

-Are you OK?

-Yes! Yes, I'm good. I'm good.

Really? You seem a bit distracted.

-Nah, just a bit worried about Tommy, that's all.

-Why are people so messy?

I mean, would you drop crisps on your own floor?

You sure it's Tommy you're worried about? Hmm?

Kat's made her bed.

Rox, I know, sweetheart. I know, all right. It's just, you know, a struggle making ends meet.

Then she'll have to get a job, won't she?

Well, that's easier said than done, isn't it?

She's got little Tommy to look after.

These hands were soft once.

What are you saying?

Do you want her to work here, or something?

No, no, no. No. Rox, that's not what I'm saying, sweetheart.

I just need to know that she'll be sorted.

Listen, Jean, can you carry this for me, sweetheart?

This place'll be the death of me.

Let's make this quick. I've got things to do.

Fine. I want you off the Square.

Bothers you, doesn't it? Me being around.

Money must be tight. All those lonely nights in the B&B.

I manage.

Max is with me now. The sooner you accept that.

I'm still his wife. In case you'd forgotten.

You're just a name on a bit of paper.

Then why do you feel so threatened?

Do you know what? I actually feel a bit sorry for you now.

Cos really you're just hanging around in case he changes his mind.

And it's not going to happen.

You really believe that?

-Oh Tan, your 11.15's arrived.

-Not now, Poppy.

Full leg and bikini wax. She tends to take a while.

I'm not saying she's hairy.

Poppy, not now. Please.

Can you just make her a cup of tea, and tell her I'm coming?

Oh. Right. Yeah. Sorry.

I want you to disappear.

And where exactly is that supposed to get me?

Back where he found you. Anywhere. Anywhere but Walford.

I was thinking of moving on anyway.

I'm not too keen on the people round here.

You give my regards to Max.

Oh, Sharon! What do you think?

Special occasion?

Yeah. The party tonight. Jack's invited me. It was only cheap.

I ain't going to get rich cleaning the club, am I?

Not saying I'm not grateful or nothing. Just...

-it's been a while since I had money to spend, know what I mean?

-It's lovely.

-I'll see you later then.

-OK.

Sharon? You offered Bianca a job?

Well, she's sharing her shifts with Kat.

Kat?

Mm-hm. I thought she could do with a break.

We are going to need to find a place to scatter them.

Somewhere he liked to be.

The bookies.

Or the dog track.

I barely even knew him.

Alice, listen to me. You're not on your own.

We're here for you. We're your family.

Lea River. He took Joey fishing there once.

Nice. When you're ready, you call me up and I'll drive you there.

Thanks.

Come here.

Oh, I'm having a party tonight. At the R&R.

Special announcement to make. I know it's a bit soon.

But I'd love you to be there.

I'll see.

Phil. Can I have a word, please?

Well, make it quick, I've got a motor to fix.

-All right, Sharon?

-Have you seen Lola?

Not since this morning, no.

-She's supposed to be back 20 minutes ago.

-All right, don't have a go at me.

-What time do you call this?

-She filled her nappy.

There's always an excuse with you, ain't there?

-I had to change her, Phil.

-Do you want her taken back in care? Do you?

There's no need for that, Phil.

-Yeah, you tell him, Shaz.

-Don't you start, Lola.

Which bit of "straight back" don't you understand?

-Phil, she is trying.

-She's trying my patience, that's what she's trying.

Have you seemed to have forgotten that I'm her mum?

I'll tell you what you are. You're a liability.

-That's what you are.

-Just pack it in, the pair of you!

This ain't helping no one. The baby is fine, Phil.

It won't happen again. Will it, Lola?

No.

Well, it better not. Come on, darling. Come on.

Daddy Phil's here.

This is for you. Enjoy.

I want a word with you.

I'm busy with orders.

Ray.

What exactly did you say to Kim?

Maybe I made a mistake, all right?

I thought you spoke to her so I told her you came on to me.

But why would you say...? If I remember rightly, it was you that kissed me.

If I'm making a play for her sister,

then what does that say about me and Kim?

She loves you, Ray.

But I kissed you. So... So maybe I don't feel the same?

The truth is

things haven't really been right for quite some time, you know,

and maybe I'm just kidding myself.

OK. There's no need to rush into anything.

I'll tell Kim it was my fault. We're sisters.

She'll get over it.

I just think this is all getting out of hand.

Just leave it to me, OK? I'm going to sort it.

All right?

MUFFLED MUSIC AND VOICES ABOVE

All right, Jack.

-You all right?

-All right.

-What are you doing later?

I might have plans. Yeah. Why?

Well, I'm having a few drinks at the R&R later.

Special announcement to make.

She's not said yes, has she?

That'd be telling, wouldn't it?

You have my condolences.

What do you reckon?

Schneid.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-How do you know?

I'm an ex-copper, you doughnut.

But the likeness. It's a good likeness, ain't it?

Yeah, yeah. Good. Where did you get it?

Bookies?

Well, I suggest you take it back.

All right? That ain't worth the paper it's printed on.

Oh, see you there, yeah?

See you there, yeah.

See you.

-Thanks.

-What for?

For always sticking up for me.

You're the only one Phil actually seems to listen to.

Well, to survive the Mitchells, you've got to choose your battles.

Fight your corner.

Yeah, well, things are better when you're around.

Yeah, well, I'm not going anywhere.

Anyway, Shazza, I hear that Jack's having a party tonight.

-Mm-hm.

-Well, I am invited, yeah?

Well, yeah. Yeah. Course. Course, darlin'.

Bianca, hold on! Hi. Um...

Are you working at the club now?

Why are you interested?

Well, cos I just wondered if you fancied taking on the Vic?

Why are you being nice to me, Roxy?

Just. I dunno.

My sister's in prison and I know how it feels.

-No, you don't.

-OK. All right. Fine. Suit yourself.

-Don't have the job.

-I didn't say that, did I?

It's just... Look, Kat's sharing her shifts with me.

We clean together.

I really don't think she'd want to work at the Vic.

No. I don't suppose she would really, would she?

I could try and talk her into it.

No... Yeah. Yeah, would you?

I'll try.

Thanks.

That seat taken?

Here for the weigh in?

What do you think?

She on solids yet?

She's still on milk four times a day. Yes, you are, aren't you?

Formula, yeah?

Well, where else am I going to get it from?

Tough, ain't it? Bringing up a kid on your own.

Especially at your time of life.

What are you trying to say?

Baby indoors. Business to run.

We've got a lot in common, you and me.

Do you reckon?

What if I told you I had some...

money that needed cleaning?

What, dodgy money?

Yeah.

I'd tell you to mind

who you was talking to.

I'm looking for someone to help me

make it disappear.

And you thought you'd ask me?

I thought you'd be the man.

I'm listening.

We join forces. You clean your half

through the club,

I clean my half through the gym.

We halve the risk, double the profits, happy days.

And what about Jack?

What about Jack?

How much are we talking about?

Enough to make it worth your while.

You and me? Partners?

Yeah. 60-40.

You think I'd do business with you?

Are you together?

BOTH: No.

Right. Who was next?

We are. Come on, then.

We'll go and get baby weighed.

-All right, Michael? The usual?

-Yeah.

Give me a kiss.

I invited Denise for a drink.

You sure that's wise?

Kim needs to know the truth.

I just can't sit on the fence.

Best place to be right now.

That's on me.

So. I've offered Bianca a job, cleaning.

-Bianca?

-Clearly Jean doesn't want it anymore.

And the thing is, Bianca and Kat have set up,

like, a cleaning thing together.

So Kat's going to be working here then?

Just downstairs. Trial basis.

Peroxide, you're an angel. That's a genius idea. Good one.

What can I get you, Cora?

Same again, darling.

So just to clarify, just for me - in order to keep your boyfriend

sweet, you've got his ex to work here every day.

You're a genius(!)

Did you know she'd be here?

She hasn't let him out of her sight.

Listen, I don't want no trouble, all right?

I've come in here for a quiet drink.

Surprised she's got the nerve to show her face.

Come on, listen to what she has to say now, man.

Listen, just drop the sorry sister act. Cos I ain't interested.

OK. You know what, whatever Ray might have told you...

Kim, it was just a kiss.

It was just a drunken kiss.

I don't know what came over me.

You're brazen, you know that?

I am trying to make things right between us.

-You've always been jealous of me.

-Jealous(!)

Always. Youthful elegance. Easy going.

You just can't bear the fact that I'm happy.

Of course I want you to be happy.

So you decide to steal my man? Yeah?

Fine. If that's what you want to think of me.

Raymond is the best thing that ever happened to me.

I ain't about to let you ruin what we've got.

You know, actually, it's OK.

The pair of you - you deserve each other.

Ain't you supposed to be getting ready?

I thought we were keeping it low key?

I only told a few people, ain't I?

Seems like you've asked most of the Square.

What's the matter with that?

Jack, why did you pick the R&R?

I mean, it's really rubbing Phil's nose in it.

Right. So you ain't told him yet.

Well, he was arguing with Lola, Jack.

First it's Phil, then it's Lola...

I'm supposed to be looking out for her.

Well, sometimes I think you look out for them more than you care for us.

Jack, that is not fair.

Me, Denny and Amy. We're your family now.

-I don't need you to tell me that.

-Good.

The rest of the Brannings are waiting for me over at the club.

If you want to marry me, I'll see you there, yeah?

How's my hair looking?

Yeah, it's all right.

I'm not convinced about that leave-in conditioner.

Oh, yeah.

So what's this party in aid of, anyway?

Dunno. They just said a surprise.

I'm too old for surprises.

There you go.

Thank you, darling.

-Cheers, everyone.

-Cheers, one and all.

I don't believe it.

Mutton.

Don't look at me, I never invited her.

Well, I can ask her to leave.

Don't do that, please. Don't make a scene, please.

You want to see the back of Kirsty?

You got to up your game, girl.

So what's all this about? Suspense is killing me.

Sharon'll be here in a minute.

What's she doing here?

Don't start.

Doesn't feel right. Us all out having fun.

It's what your dad would have wanted.

Yeah. Better than moping around indoors.

Go on.

Get those down your neck.

You've perked up since yesterday.

Yeah, well, things are better now, ain't they?

Oh. I was looking for Phil.

Oh. You just missed him.

He's just popped over the club.

-The club?

-Yeah, accounts to do, or something.

He left us with Lexi, and a list of instructions.

-Right. I'll catch him over there.

-What was the big secret?

Yeah, Mum's all excited.

You'll find out soon enough, OK?

So where's Sharon, then?

She's probably still doing her make-up, I should think.

All right, Jackie? How's it going?

-Yeah, good.

-Not too late to change your mind.

You know what, sometimes you are actually quite funny.

Do one.

So what d'you think you're playing at?

Just enjoying the fun. I love a family party.

Stay away from Michael. He's trouble.

What's the matter, Max? You jealous?

We had a deal.

I went up West. Bit of spare cash to spend.

All dressed up, nowhere to go. You really are desperate.

You tried to buy me off.

Now I'd say that was desperate.

He doesn't love you. I know him.

I know him better than anyone else.

He's selfish, devious and far too pleased with himself.

A used car salesman who's seen better days.

Dubious taste in music.

Terrible dress sense.

A weakness for blondes and sherbet lemons.

Funny, ain't it?

The lengths we'll go to.

To keep hold of a man like that.

Change from the dress.

Excuse me. Sorry.

Here she is!

Hey.

Right, people. Listen up!

Right. The passing of my brother made me realise

that in this life you've got to go and grab whatever you want.

You know, grab life by the you-know-whats. So to speak.

So I want you all to know that I've asked Sharon to be my wife.

-CHEERS

-Yeah!

And naturally, she said yes.

So I want you to join me in a toast.

To my future beautiful wife. Sharon. Everybody, come on.

CHEERS ALL: Congratulations!

Sharon!

To Jack and Sharon.

< Congratulations.

Thank you very much.

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