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Masood!

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Look, I'm really sorry I didn't get a chance to tidy up the spare room.

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I wasn't expecting anyone. But when you see someone in that state...

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-Cup of tea?

-Thank you.

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Only thing is, Lucy's finished off the milk.

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Like I said, we weren't expecting anyone. I will make sure we get some for tonight.

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Ian, I appreciate this, I really do.

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But I need to get back to the B&B, sort things out once and for all.

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Sounds like a plan.

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But you're always welcome here.

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Whoa!

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Ayesha wrote this?

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Yes!

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And you, what, just... came across it?

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I was tidying up.

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It's to Rashid?

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No, no, no. She just mentions him...there.

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Hmm.

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Oh... Oh-ho-ho!

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It's quite impassioned.

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Masood, it is obscene!

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She should not even know what THAT is.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Yeah.

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Well, look, she's got a crush on someone, so what?

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So what?! I am in charge of that girl, huh?

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What if she goes off with the first man that winks at her?

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And then she ends up defiled. Or pregnant. Or worse still - in love.

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What are we going to do about it?

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It's Tamwar.

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Or it's Fattyboy.

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OK, you know what, you go out on your round,

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you take her with you and you see how she reacts with the two of them,

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and see when she acts the most...loose.

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-Why me?

-Because I have a venue to find

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for a wedding reception in February.

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And I've got a guest list to whittle down.

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All right, fine.

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Masood!

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Ayesha!

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-Has anyone seen my hairclip? The one with the flower on it.

-I dunno.

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Well, yes or no? I had it in here yesterday and it's just disappeared.

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-You'll just have to look for it then.

-All right, I only wanted help finding my hairclip.

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Well, you'll excuse us

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if we're not all jumping to help you after yesterday.

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-You're blaming me?

-What were you thinking of, inviting Dexter?

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Well, I didn't know who he was.

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Ava's not going to want to speak to us, and I don't blame her.

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And that is down to you, young lady.

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Well, don't even bother trying to be nice in this family,

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because it doesn't get you anywhere.

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Someone had to say it.

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I told you, I need to make up the shortfall.

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Look, you owe 20 quid by today or your room goes to someone else.

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-But I don't get paid till next week.

-Not my look-out.

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You want to talk about your problems, go call a priest.

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I thought it'd be good if you came on my round with me,

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so that you can get to know the area.

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-OK.

-Yeah? Morning.

-Morning.

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Learn a bit about Walford, and about the Royal Mail.

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The history of the mail is the history of Britain, you know?

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-Morning.

-Is it?

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-Oh, yeah, yeah.

-Hey, Masood, how you doing?

-Good, good, thank you. Yeah.

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We started with Henry VIII, don't you know?

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You know, one of the best things about being a postman is

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-you get to say hello to people.

-Hi.

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Good morning.

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What are you looking at?

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Uh, you'll be late.

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So, where do we start?

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Oh, right, well...

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First stop.

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Hey, they're mine!

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Oh...

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Hey.

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What are you doing here?

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I'm having a cup of tea.

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Just wasn't expecting to see you here.

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I said, "I'm coming to the cafe."

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So you did, so you did.

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I've got some letters for the manager.

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-Lucy's not in.

-Yeah, well, I'll just check.

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-I can see she's not in...

-I'll just check. Marie might know.

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How you doing, Marie?

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Having a cup of tea.

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And a bun.

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They do buns here.

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And cake.

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Cakes and buns.

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Sometimes they do cakes at the same time as buns.

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-Wow, what an amazing selection.

-Yeah.

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Cakes, buns...

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Pastry.

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Wow.

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Yep.

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Right, well, off we go, then. Enjoy your tea. What have you got there?

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-A bun.

-A bun? A bun. Thought so. That's lovely. Enjoy that.

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Off we go now, Ayesha.

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He's funny, isn't he, Tam?

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You mean funny in a ha-ha way, right? Not in a weird way.

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Which do you think he is?

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Is he adopted?

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You're quite cheeky, aren't you?

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Pssst!

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Go away!

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Hi.

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Didn't come home last night.

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No, I stayed at Ian's.

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Look, I just want to talk to you.

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-To apologise?

-Not exactly.

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-Well, you know where the door is, then...

-Yes, to apologise.

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And to admit that you were completely wrong?

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Yes.

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-Whenever you're ready.

-I am sorry, Kim.

-And...

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And I was completely wrong.

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AND you should have stayed away from my man.

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And I should have stayed away from your man.

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So, did Ian make a move then?

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Stop it!

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Did he walk in on you in the shower?

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-"Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were there!"

-Hilarious.

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So, what do you reckon - it's too soon for a hug?

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If you must.

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My neck!

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-What do you want?

-Can I come in?

-No.

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OK. I just wanted to apologise for yesterday.

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I should have just told you who I was.

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Everyone's well angry at me for bringing you here, you know?

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I'm not surprised. My mum went mad at me too.

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How did you even know how to find us?

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The address was on the back of a Christmas card your nan gave my mum.

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A family photo in there.

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Whoa, is that it?

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That's it.

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-Come on.

-I can't. The kitchen's closed.

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Just get us a sandwich? I'm starving.

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I wish I could, OK, but it's past three,

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and Ray's a bit of a stickler, you know. It's not me, it's him.

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-Great service, cheers(!) Appreciate your help.

-It's not like that.

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What you after?

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Thought you were a stickler.

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I could rustle something up. Got a pie I could do with a bit of salad.

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Chips and I'm yours.

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Chips then. Ten minutes, yeah?

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Lovely.

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Not so hard, was it? Get us a brandy and cranberry.

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I've just got to pop to the shops.

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In 1840 there was the Penny Black,

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-which was the first stamp anywhere in the world.

-Really?

-Yeah.

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And that's why our stamps don't have the names of the countries on them.

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There was no need because no other countries had them. See?

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Super Masood, my man! How you doing, man? What have you got for us?

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-Uh... Not a great deal.

-Not a great deal?

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-Look at these beauties! What's this, new releases?

-Just last week.

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I love new stamps. Used to collect them as a kid, you know, when they were special.

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Not like now - you win a race and you get a stamp and that.

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When I was kid, you had to be really important to get your head on a stamp.

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-Modern Britain, eh?

-Exactly.

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Did you know that we were the first ones to have stamps ever?

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Well... Look, we'll see you later?

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All right then, brother. Listen, thank you for these, yeah?

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Take it easy. Later on.

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He... He's a nice bloke, isn't he?

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He's an idiot.

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Oh. Right, time for a break?

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-Mm-hmm.

-OK.

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-Slow down!

-I'm here to work.

-Yeah, 'course you are.

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But minimum wage, minimum effort, yeah?

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PHONE RINGS

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All right, mate? What's happening?

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I'm just stuck at work, innit?

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Just training up that new girl.

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No, mate, she is not!

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Tomorrow?

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I'm working. Whereabouts?

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Oh, sounds amazing. Gutted.

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-I'll work.

-Who's going?

-I'll work!

-Hold on. What?

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-I'll do your shift.

-You're new.

-So? Nico's not here anymore.

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You go do your thing, I do your shift and you pay me the money,

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-no-one's going to be any wiser.

-I'm in.

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-But I want it now.

-No way.

-I want it now.

-Hold on.

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Sorted. Text me the details, yeah?

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What are you doing here, Shirl?

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-Earning a living.

-Don't this place give you the creeps?

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Bearing in mind everything that went on?

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-You don't like it, go somewhere else.

-Yes, sir, what can I get you?

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I'll have a chicken in a box, please.

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Dexter.

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Look, I'm sorry, OK?

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I didn't want to make trouble.

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I just wanted to see Abi and apologise.

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Didn't I tell you not to come back?!

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-He's all right.

-You - mind your own business.

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-Look, I had to apologise, Mum.

-It's not up to you what you have to do.

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You don't go behind my back, is that clear? Get on the train.

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He's a good boy, you know?

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Thanks for that.

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In the late 19th century,

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there was up to 12 deliveries a day in London.

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-Are you serious?

-Yeah, serious!

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And then there were letters to The Times complaining...

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Complaining that something that had been posted in the morning

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hadn't been delivered by lunchtime.

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And then...

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I...

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Are you interested in anything I'm saying?

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Yeah.

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-Really? Do you fancy an apple?

-M-hmm.

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Apple.

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I don't know why he killed himself, he made his own sandwiches!

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-I love that...

-How long have you known me?

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-Sorry?

-Answer me!

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-I don't know, about five, six years.

-And have I ever lied to you?

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-I don't think so.

-No, exactly.

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Six years and I've never lied to you, not once.

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But you see me with another guy

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and the first thought in your head is that I'm a cheat?!

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-The first thought!

-Calm yourself down.

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No, don't tell me to calm down!

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He's my cousin, you idiot! My cousin.

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For six years, Jay, I've been your friend. Through police, prison...

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And you're so moody, my parents hate you, but...

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But I didn't mind, because I thought you were special.

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I thought you were a good person.

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Stop! Stop smiling!

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-I

-was there for you.

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-All the stuff with Ben,

-I

-was there. And how do you repay me?

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By calling ME a cheat?!

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-All right.

-No, no, it's not all right. I am NOT a cheat!

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I am a good person with a good heart and I love you,

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but if you can't see it then that is your problem

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but you do not take it out on me.

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I am sick of everyone taking everything out on me. I'm sick of it!

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Didn't know she had it in her.

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Shut the fence gate! You've never heard of Led Zeppelin?

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-No.

-Man, you're so sheltered.

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-Stop it. Stop!

-That's criminal. Stick it in. Listen. ready?

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-Um...

-Listen.

-AJ!

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She's never heard of Led Zeppelin!

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-It's time for you to go home now, Ayesha.

-What about the rest of the round?

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Oh, don't worry, I'm running late, I'll finish it off.

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-I'll take her back.

-No, no, no, she's my responsibility.

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You go back to the Arches.

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Ayesha, come on.

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AJ!

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It's disgraceful!

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-Ooh, Abi, great. Can you take that out for me please, darling?

-No.

-Eh?

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-I beg your pardon?

-Abs, if your mum asks you to do something, just do it, will you, please.

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-It's all right, Max, I can handle it.

-I said, no.

-Excuse me. Don't talk to her like that.

-Max!

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I ain't going to sit here and let her talk to you like that, am I?

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Oh, so it's OK for you to be horrible to her, but not me?

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-Right. What, you want to get smart with me?

-Give it a rest, please.

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Oh, will you stop it, both of you! You are horrible to her, Dad.

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You have been for years, and what's worse, Mum, you just let him.

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-Excuse me, I don't let anyone do anything.

-He has another wife, Mum,

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and you are fine with it!

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-What's this?

-No, just, Lauren, get out. Don't get involved, please.

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Is she kicking off at you?

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I am trying to make things right!

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I tried to do the right thing with Dexter

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to help someone who needed it.

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All I ever am is nice to people and they treat me like I'm rubbish!

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The only person who ever stuck up for me was Dot

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and she's not around, so I don't know why I even bother.

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-Not Fattyboy?

-She thinks he's an idiot.

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Well, she's not wrong there. So it's Tamwar, then?

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-She thinks he's weird.

-What?!

-Her words.

-So who?

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Urgh!

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Hey!

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-This is not a juice bar.

-Huh?

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We're in the middle of something here.

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All right. Right on.

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There you go. Keep the change, sweetheart, hmm?

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Urgh!

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What?!

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-I think so.

-No...

-I think so. She was laughing, looking at him...

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-Looking at him how?

-Exactly how we don't want a young girl looking at him.

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-The way a young girl looks at a bloke she's got a crush on.

-Oh, that is a disaster.

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-What's she even doing with him?

-They were sharing earphones.

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-Oh! Wait. He gave her one of his earphones?

-Yeah.

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-You don't think that he's got a crush on her?

-What? No!

-Masood!

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No.

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-No, he couldn't.

-He might! We have to put a stop to this.

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-We don't know for sure.

-Then we find out for sure, Masood, OK?

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Because if there's even a whisper of anything inappropriate going on, WE will be disgraced.

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That's the dining room and that's the lounge,

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so make yourself at home.

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-Will that keep you quiet?

-Thank you.

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Shirley. You got a minute, please?

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It's about me and Ray...

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I'm not sure if...

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You want to talk about your problems?

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Call a priest.

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Go away!

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Oh, sorry, Oscar. Come in.

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-How many plates do we need?

-Just me, you and Patrick.

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-What about Ray?

-Oh, no, he's working till ten.

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Oh, right. I tell you what, I'll do him some dinner

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and I can just leave it in the oven, yeah?

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-All right, then.

-Yeah?

-Nice one.

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-Kim?

-In here!

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-Thought you were working late.

-I'm on a break.

-Oh, OK.

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-Can I have a quick word?

-Yeah.

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In private.

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OK.

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-I'm ending it.

-What?

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Us.

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What?

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I've been thinking about it and... I just don't think it's working out.

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It's over.

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No, no, it's not.

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It is.

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You can't just end it.

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-You can't just end it without talking about it.

-There's no point.

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Look, this really had nothing to do with Denise.

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All of this is my fault completely.

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What happened should never have happened in the first place. I'm sorry.

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We can work it out. We'll get through it.

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-You are a piece of work, you are!

-Shut up, Denise!

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You would rather cut and run

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than just admit that you're a liar and you're a cheat.

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Shut up, Denise!

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Ray, look, just between us.

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She doesn't have to be here. Just me and you. Please. Don't do this.

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-Please!

-Kim, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, babe.

-Ray, don't...

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All I can tell you is I am sorry. All right, listen to me.

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Look, I know this is not the best way to do it, right, but I don't think it's going to work.

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-It's not going to work out, babe.

-It's going to work out.

-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

0:21:360:21:39

-It's going to work out.

-Leave it, Kim.

-It's going to work out, Ray!

0:21:390:21:42

Ray, please... Ray, Ray, please!

0:21:420:21:45

Look, I can change, yeah?

0:21:450:21:48

I can change. I don't have to be like this. Whatever you want, Ray.

0:21:480:21:52

-Please, just tell me.

-Come on, Kim, it's over, all right?

0:21:520:21:55

-It was fun while it lasted but now it's finished.

-Ray...

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Look, I need you to just be classy and just walk away, all right?

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But, Ray, I love you, Ray. Don't that mean anything? Please.

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I'm sorry, all right?

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Look, it was never going to work, man.

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We're just too different.

0:22:120:22:14

Ray!

0:22:160:22:17

Ray, don't leave me!

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-Get off.

-It's all right, darling.

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Get off!

0:22:240:22:26

-Look, this is for the best, Kim. I promise you.

-For the best?

0:22:260:22:30

-This is all your fault.

-My fault?

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Look, we were OK before you decided to come into our relationship.

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Before you decided to ruin the best relationship I ever had in my life.

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I didn't decide anything!

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Just because you couldn't stand the fact that I was happy.

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You couldn't stand the fact that I fell in love.

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And look at you, huh? Angry, miserable.

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No husband, no children, no nothing.

0:22:520:22:56

I don't want to see you again.

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I want you out of my life and I want you out of my house.

0:23:000:23:05

Kim...

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Kim!

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SHE SOBS

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-You know, I didn't realise the Post Office had so much history.

-Urgh!

0:23:460:23:50

-What?

-You got the riveting Post Office lecture.

0:23:500:23:53

Ayesha, Ayesha, you're here.

0:23:530:23:55

-And it is riveting, actually.

-I found it interesting.

-Thank you.

0:23:550:23:59

OK, Ayesha, it's very, very exciting. Would you like some rice?

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-Here, let me.

-No, it's fine, I can manage. There you go.

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Hey, guess what I found out today.

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There are still people in this country, yeah,

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who haven't heard of Led Zeppelin!

0:24:120:24:14

-Ayesha.

-Eh? Ah? See, this is the problem with sheltered environments.

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Creating young Britons unequipped to deal with the real world.

0:24:180:24:21

I think it's an outrage.

0:24:210:24:22

You know what, nobody cares what you think, yeah?

0:24:220:24:25

Nobody cares about your stupid music groups either.

0:24:250:24:27

-Something troubling you, Basanti?

-Actually, there is something...

0:24:270:24:30

OK, all right, yes, shall we just go through to the kitchen

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and check on the rest of the food, shall we?

0:24:320:24:35

Thank you, everyone.

0:24:360:24:38

-What's the matter with you?

-He's all over her.

0:24:450:24:47

That's why I've separated them, and that's the way they'll stay.

0:24:470:24:50

So for tonight, can you just serve the food, top up the drinks,

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and leave it to me!

0:24:520:24:54

-OK, I'm fine.

-You're not fine, Zainab.

0:24:540:24:57

Just pull your head in and let me handle things, OK?

0:24:570:25:00

Oh, you're very sexy when you're commanding.

0:25:000:25:05

There we go.

0:25:120:25:13

-That looks good.

-Lovely.

0:25:130:25:15

Hello, darling.

0:25:150:25:17

You all right, Abs?

0:25:170:25:19

Here, come and sit down.

0:25:190:25:21

-What?

-What?

0:25:230:25:25

DOORBELL RINGS

0:25:250:25:27

Do you want to get that?

0:25:270:25:29

No, I'm going to lay the table.

0:25:290:25:30

I'll get it then.

0:25:300:25:33

No, no, I'll go.

0:25:330:25:34

-I'm laying the table.

-She's always getting the door.

-Oh.

0:25:360:25:39

I'm sorry.

0:25:420:25:43

I should have trusted you.

0:25:450:25:47

So...

0:25:490:25:51

I'll see you tomorrow?

0:25:560:25:59

Who was that, Abs?

0:26:100:26:12

-Jay.

-Did he get the hairdryer treatment an' all, did he?

0:26:120:26:16

She frightened the life out of me.

0:26:160:26:18

Come on, darling, come and sit down. Here you are.

0:26:180:26:21

-Abs, I'm going to sort this stuff out with Kirsty.

-Really?

0:26:230:26:26

Yeah. We're a family, aren't we?

0:26:260:26:29

-That looks really nice.

-Thanks.

-All right.

0:26:300:26:35

Let's get stuck in, shall we?

0:26:350:26:37

You did not. You are absolutely lying.

0:26:520:26:54

-Did I never tell you this?

-You never met Chris Martin!

0:26:540:26:58

Do you even know who Chris Martin is?

0:26:580:27:00

-Yes.

-I did.

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When?

0:27:020:27:03

Four or five years ago.

0:27:050:27:07

I was in Oxford on a works thing.

0:27:070:27:09

It was a sunny day and I decided to walk back...

0:27:090:27:14

to the hotel.

0:27:140:27:15

And?

0:27:170:27:18

And I saw this guy changing his tyre, and he was struggling a bit,

0:27:200:27:23

so I decided to give him a hand.

0:27:230:27:26

We got chatting, he said he was in a band. What are they called?

0:27:260:27:30

-Coldplay.

-There you go.

-Unbelievable.

0:27:300:27:33

-Was he a nice bloke?

-Yeah, yeah.

0:27:330:27:35

Really lovely. Really normal.

0:27:350:27:37

His spare was a bit flat, but no-one's perfect.

0:27:370:27:40

You know, I thought he'd have a better car than that... Zainab!

0:27:400:27:44

-Have we got any pudding?

-Yes, of course.

-OK.

-Fine.

0:27:440:27:48

-Is everyone ready?

-Yes, please.

0:27:480:27:50

-OK, I'll bring it in.

-What was it?

0:27:500:27:52

What kind of car was it, you liar?

0:27:570:27:59

Uh...

0:28:000:28:02

Dad, what kind of car was it?

0:28:020:28:05

I don't remember.

0:28:050:28:06

Ha-ha!

0:28:060:28:09

Oh...

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