11/07/2013 EastEnders


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-Just the man.

-What for?

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-I need a hand.

-I've only come in to get some change.

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It's all right. It'll only take five or ten minutes.

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-Where are we going?

-Cast our bread upon the waters.

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Or Bridge Street and Turpin Road.

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Oi.

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Nice shower?

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What?

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You didn't stint on this stuff, did you?

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Shampoo. Gone.

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Body Wash. Empty.

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And my conditioner's looking a bit anorexic, too.

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You're having a laugh.

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No.

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But it's all right, I'll have a wash with the washing-up liquid shall I?

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Look, Dad, what is this all about?

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PR. To let everyone know that the restaurant is opening again next week

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and to give them a taste of all the lovely things there are to come.

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Right, Winston, thank you ever so much. This is for you.

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Home-cured bacon.

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Looking good, man. Cheers.

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Oh, Dexter. This is what you need to start your day.

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Why? They past their sell-by or something?

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Course not. Everything's fresh. Sam! Sam! This'll set you up.

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Got it covered, thanks.

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-Got us some doughnuts, Dex.

-You're diabetic, ain't you?

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Well, I'll just have to watch you eat them, then.

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No, you're all right. I had breakfast in the cafe, already.

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Peter, do us a favour. You hand these out, I'll do them.

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-All right.

-Thank you.

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By the way, that quote you wanted for the work doing.

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It's all right, innit?

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It's the going rate, I wouldn't try to rob you.

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It's fine, fine.

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-Bad news?

-What?

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That.

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Oh, no...

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So, what is it, then?

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I can't say.

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Why not?

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Because then I'd have to tell you and then I'd have said.

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Are you sure that's not bad news?

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-You've got your allotment.

-Mmm.

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-Oh, Jean, you've been waiting ages for this.

-Mmm.

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OK. Well, if that can't raise a smile, something must be wrong.

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There's no hot water either. Funny that.

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I'm not laughing.

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-What is it with you, eh?

-What?

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You're selfish. It's take, take, take.

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You know what? Don't worry about it. I'll be gone by the end of the week.

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-Michael, I'm not asking you to do that, am I?

-Yes, you are.

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-I understand. I understand.

-It's just...

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I'm difficult to live with.

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I am. You give me a couple of days.

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It'll be fine.

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So where will you go?

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Next door. I'll go next door.

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-Move back in with Janine?

-Yeah.

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Oh, yeah? Since when?

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So, what's the catch?

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-Why does there have to be a catch?

-You're handing out food?

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I ain't going to say no.

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-Kat, three quid.

-What?

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Three quid. I'm not a charity.

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You can't do that! You've touched it.

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I can't sell it now.

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I thought this was PR.

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It is PR, but there's no harm in earning a little extra cash

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on the side, is there? I've got those damages to pay for.

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Ladies and gents, your lovely fresh bread, croissants and rolls here.

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The rolls are filled with superb home-cured bacon and free range egg

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£3, sir.

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No? Sure? OK.

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£2.50! Your lovely fresh croissants.

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It's got nothing to do with him, has it?

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No, it's all sorted.

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So this extra cash is going to Scarlett's?

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-It's not going into his pocket?

-No.

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£2, your rolls and your croissants. I can't do them cheaper than that.

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Ladies and gentlemen...

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Ah, thank you.

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See, that's how you do it. Your go.

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£2. Come on, £2 croissants...

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See you later.

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Lovely, thank you.

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Mmm, can I smell a fry-up?

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Yes, you can. But you can't have none, though.

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And why not?

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Because you have got a visitor.

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Look what I found on the market!

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It's all the old favourites.

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There's the waltz, and there's the foxtrot.

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I thought we could put in some practice.

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What, here? Now?

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Don't let me put you off.

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I've got a date with a fried egg sarnie, you know, extra ketchup.

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Side order of bacon, sausages.

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You don't think it's a good idea, do you?

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No, it's not that...

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Making an idiot of myself, aren't I?

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I'm sorry, Patrick. It's just that I had such a nice time the other day

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and you were so much better on your feet than me.

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No, I wasn't...

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Oh, yes, you were. There was not one woman in that room

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who could keep their eyes off of you.

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Suppose I just didn't want to let you down, that's all.

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Look, let me just push this table away.

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OK?

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-What, you mean..?

-Shall we dance?

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It's all my fault, isn't it?

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I mean, you and Kat used to be such good friends.

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We still are, Jean.

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But there's an atmosphere now between you, isn't there?

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Well, if there is, that's her look out.

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So it is my fault.

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Jean, listen, I've got more important things

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to think about right now.

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I've got Liam terrified of giving evidence tomorrow,

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and Tiffany won't eat anything. Cheers.

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Here you are. Look. Why don't you try this.

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Well, look, some beans, then.

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On toast. Come on, you love beans on toast.

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How about some chocolate?

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Bianca...

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She's got to eat something.

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Look, why don't you and Liam get back to the stall

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and you take that for your breakfast.

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I'll look after Tiff.

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Is it Liam? You worried about him?

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Well, is it a tummy ache or something?

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Just can't eat.

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Well, yeah, we can see that, Tiff.

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But why?

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Cos.

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Cos what?

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Cos I'm in love.

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-Huh. How about those, then? Have you had breakfast?

-I have.

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What about the girl?

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Why are you so concerned about us all of a sudden?

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This is just an act of selflessness. Don't be so suspicious.

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I already am suspicious.

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Alice isn't here, anyway, she's taken Scarlett to the shops.

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And I've got an appointment this morning, you know what it's like,

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-business and babies.

-Yeah.

-They don't always mix.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Bang on time.

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-Morning.

-Hi. Come in.

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Do you two know each other?

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-Don't think so.

-No.

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Michael, Danny. Danny, Michael.

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Hello.

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Who's just leaving.

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You can go through.

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What's this business, then?

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None of yours.

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Some post for your Dad.

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I'll pass it on.

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If you just let me know where he is, I could do it myself.

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When are you going to get the message?

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Max ain't interested.

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When are you going to get the message? You ain't wanted.

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What was that all about?

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Just the usual. Kirsty giving me grief.

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Looked like she was getting grief herself,

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looked like that Carl fella was on her back.

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Yeah, well, I wish he would do us all a favour and take her back.

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So her and him..?

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Yeah. Carl's her ex.

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And maybe if they got back together, I could get some peace.

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CLEARS THROAT

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Sorry.

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Here you are.

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Sam brought them for you.

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He knows you'd had breakfast, but just in case.

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So, him staying here...

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Does that mean..?

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I don't know.

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Just a drink. The three of us, me, you and Dexter. At the Vic.

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Bit public.

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That's the whole point, get it out in the open,

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let everyone know what's going on.

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Think about it.

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Either we do something like this, or we tell the same story

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a hundred times over to as many different people.

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-Have you mentioned any of this to Dexter?

-No.

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I wanted to make sure you were OK with it first.

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Yeah. Why not?

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I'll call him.

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I'll see to Dext.

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Lovely, isn't it?

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If you ask very nicely, Danny might even take you for a spin in it.

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Oh, boy.

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Has she gone?

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She's in the ladies' room.

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Look, now, any chance of a bacon sandwich?

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Worked up an appetite, have you?

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More like a heart attack.

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It was fun though, right?

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Don't get me wrong, I like dancing but oh, gosh, man.

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The waltz? The foxtrot?

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I mean, I like dances with a bit of passion,

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something you could get low down and dirty too, you know what I mean?

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-Yeah, and Betty's not exactly your low down and dirty type, is she?

-No.

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This is not a criticism.

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Course not.

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Don't get me wrong, she is a beautiful woman. Sweet, kind.

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I had a tortoise like that once.

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Betty's not a tortoise. It's just that she's...

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Right. Same time tomorrow?

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Same time?

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I'll stop by that stall and see if they've got something else.

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Yeah, man.

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"Yeah, man!"

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What is he doing here?

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-You know him?

-Yes. Unfortunately, I do.

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Well, if Janine's going to get involved with him,

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that's her bad luck, innit?

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I thought he was just a business contact.

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Is that what he's calling himself, a business contact?

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He's a snake, Michael, OK?

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Now, look, I know Janine might not exactly be a pussycat,

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but he is poison.

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Ah. You and him?

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-No! No. More like you and him.

-OK.

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Look, he had a thing with Syed.

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Well, it didn't quite split him and Christian up,

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but it was a pretty close run thing, you know what I mean? So...

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-OK.

-He's poison.

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I think it's really sweet.

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What is it? Some kid out a boy band or something?

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It isn't a crush, Bianca.

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This is the real thing, hearts and flowers and all that.

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It's a local boy.

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What, this is actually a real person?

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Yeah. She just wouldn't tell me who it is.

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I can't believe that she's told you, her nan, and not me, her mum!

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That doesn't mean anything. You're just busy...

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Busy. Yeah.

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-I didn't mean it like that.

-But that's right. I am, aren't I?

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Too busy thinking about Liam

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and about everything else to worry about her.

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Tiff doesn't think that.

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Why? I would if I was her.

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I'm sure he knows.

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No, course he don't.

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Well, every time I look at him, he's looking at me.

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Well, probably cos you keep looking at him!

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Anyway, he wouldn't have to, would he?

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If you hadn't done anything.

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-You think I'm evil, don't you?

-Course I don't...

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Well, you should. Cos I am.

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I'm going to do what you said, I am going to go out there, right now...

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-..and tell Ian what I've done.

-No, hold on, Jean, look.

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I know what I said, but that's a really bad idea.

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I've got to do something.

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Well, why don't you just get out the Square for a bit? Go somewhere?

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Where?

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I don't know, anywhere.

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-Contract for my allotment came through this morning.

-There you go.

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-Go on, get up there and do some digging.

-I don't...

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What?

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I don't feel I like deserve it. Everything's spoilt.

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-Go and get your wellies.

-What?

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Go and get your wellies.

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All right?

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Is that what you're into, is it? Property?

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I'm into whatever makes money.

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-So how's the mobile catering trade?

-The what?

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Isn't that what you're into?

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Sorry, I just thought with you knocking out croissants and that...

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Same again?

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Yeah.

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You seem a little unsettled by him, Michael. Kind of uneasy.

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What is it about this young, attractive, successful,

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charming entrepreneur with the really upmarket car

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that bothers you so much?

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Is that's how you find him, is it? Charming? Attractive?

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Well, not to put too fine a point on it, I definitely would.

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Would you? He definitely wouldn't.

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Not with you anyway, love.

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Ask Roxy if you don't believe me.

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About him and Syed.

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You seem unsettled, Janine. Uneasy.

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Can't think why.

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I am not having second thoughts.

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Sounds like that to me.

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It's just, Betty, she's delightful...

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Patrick, it's obvious. Betty doesn't rock your boat.

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Not like Cora used to anyway.

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-No.

-Just tell her.

-Tell her what?

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Betty, you're a sweet woman, you're a nice woman, so I'm dumping you?

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You know, she'll probably get the message soon enough anyway.

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You think so?

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Women can read the signs. It's programmed in our genes.

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What?

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Dexter!

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Is that right?

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Looks like it, innit.

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I know what it looks like. But is it?

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Oh, Sam...

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What a waste.

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Cheers.

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Oh, there you are. See this?

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Under lock and key, all right? It's mine.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Alice, I'm sorry.

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I was despicable to you.

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I was in a very dark, terrible place. That's no excuse.

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I shouldn't have taken it out on you and I want to apologise properly.

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Hey, we're going over to the Vic.

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Wondered if you'd like to join us.

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No. Got a lot on at the Arches.

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You do get a lunch break, don't you?

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Yeah, but we're really busy right now.

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Just we thought it'd be nice, all the family, together.

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Like I said. I've got a lot on, man.

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-Whoa, whoa...

-Let him go, Sam.

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I thought you said this was all cool. Sorted.

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Yeah, but it doesn't mean that Dexter won't need a bit of time.

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Time for what?

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Time to get used to the idea of his Mum and Dad being back together?

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Come on, it took me long enough.

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You been keeping out of my way on purpose?

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No, course not, I've just been busy, you know,

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sorting this lot, for starters.

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You're doing a good job of it.

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Right.

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Won't be long now before there's punters here all day.

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Eating, drinking, handing over the cash.

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Yeah, and it goes straight back out again, don't it?

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I mean, rent, rates, wages, Janine's cut.

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The money you owe me is way down your list of priorities, yeah?

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Well, before I can pay the rent, the rates, and the wages,

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I've now got to fork out to get that place sorted, thanks to you.

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I had nothing to do with that, if that's what you're getting at.

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Ian, do you think if I wanted to do damage I would stop at this?

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Look, I understand you want your money, I get that...

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Yeah, course I do.

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What have I had so far? One instalment?

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You've got to give me time, OK? You've got to be reasonable.

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I had things I wanted to do with that money, plans to set up.

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Yeah, I know, but I'm sure she'd be reasonable.

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Who?

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Your ex? Kirsty?

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I mean, she's part of these plans, isn't she?

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She's bound to be. I mean, now you're out.

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Good-looking woman like that.

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Maybe I could talk to her, you know, explain the situation.

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I'm just an ordinary bloke, trying to do right by his family.

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I'm sure she'd understand.

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You're making that sound like a threat.

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I'm not threatening anyone.

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She just seemed like she was a nice lady, that was all.

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I don't think she'd take too kindly to you piling this pressure on me.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, maybe you're right.

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Yeah.

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I'm going to think about it.

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I'll let you know.

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So, here's one I got involved with down in Shadwell,

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a couple of years ago.

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Architect pal of mine drew up the plans.

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Conversions on a couple of maisonettes.

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Brushed up a treat, they did.

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So you have got a fair bit of history

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when it comes to this sort of thing, then?

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-Yeah, I've done a bit. You know.

-Full of surprises, aren't you?

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I didn't realise that you had history round here, too.

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I didn't have you down as someone that would listen to gossip, Janine.

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No.

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Course not. None of my business.

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But you want to know who you're dealing with, that's fair enough.

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Who they are. What they're like.

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I'd be exactly the same in your shoes.

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So shall I tell you who I am and what I'm like?

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Or shall I let you find out for yourself?

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Because if I've read you right, you're the kind of woman

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that likes to make her own mind up about people.

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So, come on. Show me some more.

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This looks fantastic.

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Friends?

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Michael, I didn't stop being your friend, I just...

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I know. I know. Let me just stop you there.

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You just didn't want to live with an idiot anymore.

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I realise I... That's another thing I messed up.

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I didn't know what I had, you know. Living with you.

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Abi! Hi. You all right?

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Hiya.

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You know your nan and Patrick?

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Oh, there is no Nan and Patrick is there,

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she told me he's seeing someone else.

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Well, that's, kind of, like, the point. See, he is, and he isn't.

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What does that mean?

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Well, he is, but he doesn't really want to be.

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And the impression I'm getting is that he'd rather be with your nan.

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So I was just wondering if she...

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-What? If she feels the same?

-Well, yeah. Does she?

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I don't know. But I can find out.

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-Yeah, could you?

-Yeah.

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-OK!

-OK!

-Yeah!

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Bye!

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I know it looks like a lot of work and it will be.

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And it's too late this year.

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But next year I can put some carrots along there, and, well,

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some runner beans along there, and it might not be too late

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to put some leeks in here.

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Oh, Kat, the soil. It's full of gorgeousness!

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It's full of something. Stinging nettles, worms.

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You don't see what I see.

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I don't want to, either. But I'm glad you do.

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No, I'm glad you made me come up here.

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This is just what I need. Fresh air and peace and quiet.

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You know, there's a spare trowel in here, I think,

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if you want to give me a hand.

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No, you're all right. Not with these nails.

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I'll see you later, Jean.

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So, if we're friends again, there's nothing stopping you, is there?

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-Stopping me doing what?

-Coming home.

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Alice, really?

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Yeah, why not?

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What about monkey boy?

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I'll speak to Joey. And Kat.

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You sure he'll understand you, though?

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Cos English is not even his second language.

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You don't want to, do you?

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What?

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I've done it again, I've read all the wrong signals.

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I'd love to.

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-Really?

-Really.

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OK, well I'll speak to Kat and Joey later.

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You can come round in the morning.

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Daddy!

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Clever girl.

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Daddy!

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I've been trying to work it out.

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What?

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How to make you understand a few simple facts of life.

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Look, you need to understand, you can't get blood out of a stone.

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Is that supposed to be funny?

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No, I'm just trying to explain.

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What are you doing?

0:25:000:25:01

I don't find any of this funny.

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In fact, I find it quite annoying, all this stuff about me and Kirst.

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As if that's any of your business. Come on.

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So.

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How best to make you understand?

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Well, I was going to explain. But that's just words, innit.

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We've already been there.

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In my experience, actions always get the message across so much better.

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Look, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you.

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Dangerous places, kitchens.

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One little moment of carelessness...

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..and that's it.

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Never.

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Carrots, here? Never in a month of Sundays.

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And did I hear you say you were thinking about putting leeks in, too?

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Well, maybe.

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They'll drown.

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-Will they?

-First drop of rain, this patch turns into a swamp,

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I've seen it loads of times.

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Course, it's been worse the last couple of years,

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what with this global warming.

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See, what I don't understand is, everything's getting hotter,

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so it rains more, but the sun never shines. It don't make sense.

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And you're not really thinking of putting in runner beans, are you?

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I mean, I know it's all right today,

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but when the wind gets up there will be trouble.

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Well, it's early days.

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My first day, actually.

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-Oh, well, then, this is your lucky day.

-Is it?

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-Ollie Walters is the name.

-Oh, right.

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That's my allotment there.

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So I'll keep an eye on you, tell you when you're going wrong.

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You up here a lot then?

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Every day. Without fail.

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Dad?

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-Are you all right?

-Yeah, yeah, course.

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-So what are you doing?

-I just needed a drink.

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-Dad!

-What?

-What have you done to your hand?

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-It's fine.

-What's happened?

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Just had an accident at work, that's all.

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