29/10/201 EastEnders

I'm surprised you're up this early - after all

I just wanted to say thank you for last night.

Don't be silly. What's this, a peroxide special fry-up?

I like it. Beats sweet loving any day of the week.

Yeah? Thank you. It's nice. You're welcome.

me and Ronnie thought we'd spend the day looking at wedding magazines.

Look, don't get me wrong, I'm excited that it's happening so soon,

we're just going to be pushed for time, that's all...

What's a fella got to do to get some breakfast round here?

David Wicks run ragged by a bunch of kids that call him Granddad.

Yeah. Something definitely went wrong along the way, eh?

You're going to be late for work. You can talk.

What? I've got the day off. And I'm going to clean up this place

and sort all this dirty washing out.

Well, I tell you what, I'll cook you dinner tonight.

The kids are out anyway, so it'll just be me and you.

Just give me two seconds. I'll nip home and get changed, OK?

I'm not going to miss the last training session before the match.

You might as well. Seeing as you ain't actually on the team.

You could have sugar-coated that a bit, couldn't you?

Look Cindy, it's a charity match, yeah?

I could do without you breaking your leg.

He's right, Cindy. The other team are big blokes.

Breaking a young girl's heart just before lunchtime.

Just another day in the trenches, innit, gorgeous?

What time do you call this? We've been here for ten minutes?

Yea, well, I had things to do, didn't I?

I'm surprised anybody noticed I wasn't here!

I just took some time off work to help Roxy with a few things.

We were going to head over to Phil's.

Right. What, you going to drag that across the Square, are you?

Believe it or not, it's all essential.

None of us is going to rub your nose in it.

I know. But if she's in our life, she's in our life.

It's sweet of you and I love you for it, but no, OK?

All right. Ronnie, how do you fancy a bit of dinner tonight?

Come on. We're going to be family. Let's start acting like family.

If you're really lucky, I might put together a Nana Moon lasagne special.

All right? Still on for tonight, yeah?

Yeah. Don't forget to bring a bottle.

It's that charity football match later.

Why don't you take the little 'uns down there?

Oh, yeah, sounds like a right laugh(!)

The four of us couldn't get chicken nuggets and a drink for that...

Anyway, you owe us a cut for doing you a favour.

Look, you just stay out for a couple of hours, give me

Does Carol know that? Or does she think we're out anyway?

Throw in another tenner and you've got a deal.

Hustling your own family. You should be ashamed of yourself.

It's a nightmare. This is an actual nightmare.

I know it's supposed to be the best day of my life, but...

You've got the dress, you've got the wedding venue, the caterers,

and get married on an island with three people and a goat for company.

You know, he's Mr Albert Square. Alfie Moon.

If he wants the big day with all the trimmings then

I am absolutely not going to take that away from him.

Are you sure that's what he really wants?

Well, I am now, cos you don't mince your words, do you?

Look, what I'm trying to say is, I was a bit surprised -

Look, I know people say it's not the same the second time round, OK?

He's the only bloke I ever should've married.

In that case, I'm going to make it the happiest day of your life.

And that starts with banning you from wearing anything that

makes you look like a big fat powder puff!

It's not going to be fair to Alfie, is it?

He's not going to want me standing next to him

Dinner. It's going to be a nightmare, right?

I can only think of about a million reasons why it could go belly up.

OK, so we need to invite someone else as a buffer or something.

Do me a favour. Tone all this wedding stuff down.

You lot look done-in after three laps round the Square.

Do you like losing, is that it? Yeah, yeah, that's it.

Come on, If you don't go, who's going to be the big super sub, eh?

OK? Now go on, break a leg. What?

Oh, I didn't mean. No, no, no... Lexi...

You'll be offering rub downs later, yeah?

Yeah, massages all round if you win, boys. Oi, oi!

See you later. Bye. Good luck!

Thanks, Marie, all right, I've got four doughnuts there

Right. And you think you can handle that, do you?

Sitting opposite Ronnie and making idle chitchat?

Good luck. I hope Roxy appreciates it.

No, I didn't! Yes, you did! Eat the doughnut, Kat.

You love a doughnut. I'm on a diet.

Oh, another diet. Eat the doughnut, Kat. You love the doughnut.

Is that what you're making for you and Nan?

Never you mind. You just enjoy your nuggets.

Well, we were just thinking, it would be nice, wouldn't it,

Well, my job's safe and everything, so...

Yeah, and we're not really bothered about watching some charity match.

You can share our nuggets as well, if you like.

I always dress this way. I don't do sportswear, it's common.

It's for fat, common people who don't do sport.

But you don't usually get dressed up just to go to the chippy.

Look, I'm meeting Kirsty for a drink later.

I can always cancel if you want to talk to me. About?

You're acting weird. Michael, just tell me where you're going?

It's about raising money for Dot's roof.

We don't want to go back there losers, do we?

So let's get out there and show a bit of Walford steel, yeah?!

You really think you're a bit special, don't ya?

Yeah, mate, we need you to look after the stuff anyway, really.

Are you two going to let them talk to me like that?

Come on. Let's get going. Come on, boys!

I thought this was supposed to be a laugh!

I didn't think it was going to be this agreeable.

It would have been easier if Alice had bothered to show up.

But we will be having serious words with her later, won't we?

Would you like a drink? Yes, please.

What am I going to do with you? Marry me?

No, no, it was just a lot of hard work and prep.

Basically, I couldn't be bothered, to be honest with you.

But, you know, tonight's about good company and good wine.

It's going to be lovely. It'll be fine.

Let's just cancel it. Let's just call the whole thing off.

No, no, no, Rox we're not going to call anything off, all right? Why?

I thought you might want to have someone to chat cars with

while these two paint each other's nails.

I've got to admit, I wasn't sure if you'd turn up.

Well, you gave me a chance to see my special girl.

Yeah, but weren't you afraid it's all part of some game plan?

It would be the perfect set-up, though, wouldn't it?

I get you over here, call the police,

they find you breaking your injunction.

You don't think I'd tell you, do you?

Did you see the size of that bloke? Can't be legal.

Their centre forward plays dirtier than Mas's pants.

I don't think I'm going to be able to play this half.

Let's have a look at it. Oww! Nah, nah.

No, well we ain't going to forfeit the game, are we?

It's five aside, we can't play with four players, can we?

Come on, Bill, it's for Dot's roof, innit?

Come on, Bill, I was only winding you up.

But only if you lot start showing me the respect that I deserve.

THEY ALL LAUGH Bill, mate, if you win us this game

you'll have more respect than you'll know what to do with.

Billy! Billy! Who's your mate?

How many Christmases have we spent in this gaff, eh?

Just memories - I mean memories. Just good memories, that's all.

So, what was so urgent that you had to slope off

Phil, you know that's not fair. Fats was here. And so was Kat.

A wide boy and your ex-missus? Hope it was worth the risk.

Yeah. We'll have to bring Tommy next time, won't we, eh?

Well, the pizza was good, weren't it, eh? Mm.

This is the closest I've ever been to a family.

Don't you tar me with the same tragic brush as you.

You've been playing a game since day one.

Yeah, that's true. I wasn't playing a game about Scarlett, though,

Even if I did believe you, how does that change things?

What are you two whispering about, then? Excuse me.

You haven't even given this a chance, Alfie!

I don't suppose anyone fancies livening this up a bit, do they?

Yes! Yes, we do, that is a great idea.

Well, go on then - get in the lounge, Ronnie.

At least see it through till the end of the evening, OK?

MOVIE PLAYS DOOR OPENS

Until Danny deployed our secret weapon.

Only went and got a hat-trick, didn't I?

So you won then, yeah? No, we got spanked.

But we didn't go down without a fight.

And more importantly, we raised that money,

so you and Phil have got to put your hand in your pocket.

Someone else can buy the first round then.

I told you I deserved my place on that team.

Behave, Billy! You only had the legs for it

cos you didn't do anything for the first half.

Danny played a blinder unleashing Billy the Beast.

Well played, boss. Right, what we having? Pints?

MUSIC: "Tubular Bells Part One" by Mike Oldfield

What?! Stop looking at his cards, I'm not going to play

unless you play properly. Why do you always make out I'm cheating?

PHIL: Cos you always are! You wouldn't do that, sweetheart?

No! No. Excuse me, if you leant back any further

Let's have a look then. Here we go. Oh, look at that!

You only folded because you saw what cards he had!

Do you agree with that, Alfie? Blatant cheating?

You wouldn't have done that, would you, love of my life?

No, I wouldn't! No, you wouldn't. Course you wouldn't.

No, no, let's disqualify that last round.

Put it back, what's the matter with you?

Two honest players at one table - first time I've seen that happen.

they've got a nasty habit of ruining your plans.

If you don't like it, you know, maybe it's time you moved on.

I've been thinking about that, actually, to be honest.

I mean, I'm miles off being able to afford anywhere, but...

there's some lovely places going, down by the Tube station.

I'd be close by, be able to nip over and help with the kids.

You just can't trust yourself, can you?

SHE SCOFFS Eh?

I mean, there's me busting a gut to get us some alone time.

I don't have to bother, do I? It's enough just me being here.

If you need to talk to me, I'll be upstairs, talking to Masood.

Of course, this isn't my first taste of sporting success, you know.

Oh, really? I was in the Olympics last year.

Pops, for the 100th time, just cos you carried the Olympic torch

round the Square does not mean you was IN the Olympics, OK?

I'll just have the same. I don't expect champagne.

Six pints, please. And put a special straw in one for Billy, will you?

All I'm saying is, a bit of thanks wouldn't go amiss!

Yeah, well, I ain't laughing. Lighten up, Billy. Please.

Yeah, stop being silly! Oww! My skin!

You didn't just leave it in your jacket during the game, did you?

No, it was in the changing room. Was it locked?

Billy was in there. Only for the first half!

And that's cos you wouldn't let me sit on the Judy. Yeah. Clueless!

Dot is going to be thrilled with you, you know that?

She always used to cheat when we were kids.

Will you shut up, Ron, now, please? Didn't you, eh?

You used to slap your fat, sweaty mitt all over the pack

so no-one could see whether it was a snap at all.

I like winning, what's wrong with that? Nothing. You dealing or what?

When you cheat at Guess Who?, you've definitely got a problem.

Come on, Amy didn't win one game the whole time we were on holiday.

You know what, all gang up on me - I don't care!

Is there anything I need to know before this wedding?

Alfie! Er, there are a few things I could tell you, if we've got time.

I want her to give me away at the wedding.

You know, it makes it all, like, modern, don't it?

Sisters doing it for themselves and all that.

Erm, thank you for agreeing to that before.

You know, this wedding - it means the world to her.

Thank you. Well, feeling's mutual, ain't it?

If you hurt her, I will come down on you like a tonne of bricks.

I don't care what's happened in the past.

And I waited for an hour to speak to somebody.

And the whole time, all I could think about was you.

You can't give up on your little girl.

And why he didn't come looking for me.

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