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SHE SIGHS | 0:00:26 | 0:00:27 | |
I am in need of a coffee. You all right? | 0:00:27 | 0:00:29 | |
You all right? | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
You've got to be kidding me? What, is she upstairs right now? | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
Well, unless she walked back to the B&B in her bare feet. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Her shoes are in the living room. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:42 | |
SHE SCOFFS | 0:00:42 | 0:00:43 | |
No, please do not say anything, though, Lauren. | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
I can't face a row. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
And he accuses me of being immature! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:49 | |
Wow. One of the nicest ones you've bought, Dad. Congratulations(!) | 0:00:52 | 0:00:57 | |
-Did I not say? -Yes, you did, yeah. | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
-Say what? -That you'd come out with something cynical. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:03 | |
I wonder if my last bridesmaid's dress will still fit? | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
Eh, who says you're even invited? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
Anyway, it's not that big a deal. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:09 | |
Just think of it as our last desperate stab | 0:01:09 | 0:01:13 | |
at some sort of respectability. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
-When's the engagement party? -Who said we're having a party? | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
Actually that's not a bad idea, Lucy. I think we should do that. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
I'm going to call Mick, see if we can book the Vic. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
How much is that going to cost? | 0:01:24 | 0:01:25 | |
I'm off to work. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
You know, I am actually pleased. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
Out of all my mums, you're definitely... | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
in the top three. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
Well, you're my third favourite daughter, so that makes us quits. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:41 | |
See ya. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:42 | |
Aw, hello, you! Who's a beautiful boy? | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
It's a girl. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:53 | |
-Oh, sorry. Don't take it personally. -She clearly likes you. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:56 | |
Normally she's very choosy about who she licks. | 0:01:56 | 0:01:58 | |
-Aren't you? -Yeah, well, I'll take that as a compliment. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:01 | |
-What's going on here? -He's just given me a flyer. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Looks more camp than the Girl Guides, if you ask me. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
-SHE GASPS -Looks well exciting! | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Really? Not really my cup of tea. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
Anyway, I'll see you. Bye-bye, girl. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:13 | |
Excuse me, can I have a couple of them flyers? | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
Course you can, darling, there you go. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Nah, that's all right, mate. No, no, it is what it is. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
All right, see you later. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:24 | |
Lauren, I've got a favour to ask you. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:27 | |
David's just called, he's got to slope off. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
I've got to go to a car auction, so I need | 0:02:29 | 0:02:31 | |
someone to keep an eye on the car lot, if that's all right? | 0:02:31 | 0:02:35 | |
Is that all right? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:36 | |
-I like your jacket. -Lauren, don't. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
The colour's a little bit dated, but whatever. | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
No, that's all right. Go on, Lauren. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
You got something to say, Lauren, just say it. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:45 | |
-Guys, do we have to...? -When were you going to tell us, then, eh? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:48 | |
Probably about the same time you were going to tell me about Mum's new fella. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:51 | |
Yeah, and don't pretend you don't know, cos I saw Jane. She told me. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
Hiya. Any of you two got a hairdryer you can lend me? | 0:02:57 | 0:03:00 | |
-Sure. -Lauren's got a problem with you staying over last night. | 0:03:00 | 0:03:03 | |
-Dad! I didn't say that. -No big deal, is it? | 0:03:03 | 0:03:05 | |
Geezer sleeps with his lawfully-wedded wife? | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
You going to watch the car lot for me or not? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
I'll get you that hairdryer. | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
-How did you know?! -So I'm right then? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-No, how did you know? -Call it male intuition. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
Seriously, did we say anything? | 0:03:41 | 0:03:43 | |
Didn't have to. You were so shocked, and not upset. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
Well, not in that way. So I put two and two together... | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
Well, I got two. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:50 | |
Thanks. But don't go spreading it around, will you? | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
-No, 'course not. -You're all right, you are. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
-Tell madam that. -She still saying no? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
I'm playing the long game. Slowly slowly catchy monkey. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
SHE LAUGHS What time do you call this? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
What's that you've just give her? | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
-I didn't. -Yes, you did, I just saw you! -I didn't. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
Look, forget that. He wants to take you out, but he's too scared. | 0:04:07 | 0:04:10 | |
-I never said that! -Where to, where to? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
I dunno. Round mine if you like? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-I got a new telly. -I've got me own telly! | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
I'll work on her. | 0:04:20 | 0:04:23 | |
Mmm. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:24 | |
-Here you go. -Thanks, Abi. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
I'll put it back in your bedroom soon as I've finished with it. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
-Yeah, well, I'm going to go. So I'll see you later. -OK. | 0:04:30 | 0:04:33 | |
-See you later, Abs. -See ya. | 0:04:33 | 0:04:35 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:04:36 | 0:04:37 | |
This is where we say, "Alone at last." | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
Actually, I've got all these e-mails to catch up on. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Come on, we can go back upstairs. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
And this time we can make as much noise as we like. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
You know you want to. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:52 | |
Actually, I need to get to work. | 0:04:52 | 0:04:55 | |
You need to dry your hair, don't you? | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
See ya. | 0:04:58 | 0:04:59 | |
He's a nice bloke, what's the matter with her? | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
I gave up a long time ago trying to work out why | 0:05:04 | 0:05:06 | |
Bianca's the way she is. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
-Two quid, please. -There you are. -Cheers. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:11 | |
So he's got a bit of baggage, like she ain't. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
More baggage than a jumbo jet, that girl. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
Can't you say something to her? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
Anything I suggest, she does the exact opposite. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:19 | |
-So suggest the exact opposite. See ya later. -See ya later. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:22 | |
-Can I have a coffee, please? -All right, darling. -Takeaway. -OK. | 0:05:23 | 0:05:26 | |
You all right? | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Clearly not. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
Look, Lauren... | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
I know we're not together, but if you're upset... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:43 | |
You up for it? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:48 | |
-No. -Oh, come on, it's free entry and half-price drinks till ten. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:52 | |
-Shirl's going, aren't you, Shirl? -I'm going to wear my sparkly tights. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:56 | |
-See, how can you say no after that? -Not really my thing. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Well, he used to say the same thing about milk when he was a little boy. Look at him now. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:02 | |
Nance, you have a word, he listens to you. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
-I'm staying out of it. -And so should you. Will you tell 'em, Mick? | 0:06:04 | 0:06:07 | |
-No, I'm with Nance. -Just leave him alone! | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Sorry, Linda, I don't understand. What's the problem? | 0:06:10 | 0:06:12 | |
"Since when was it such a big deal for a man to sleep | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
"with his lawfully-wedded wife?" | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Is that what he said? | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
And I'm like, "How has he got the nerve?" | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
-So what did you say? -Nothing. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
It was only going to cause another argument, weren't it? | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
What you've got to understand is... | 0:06:30 | 0:06:32 | |
Can you not try and defend him, please? | 0:06:32 | 0:06:33 | |
I'm not saying he's not been an idiot. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
But I put myself in his shoes, and I can see why. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:38 | |
He's just found out your mum's got a new bloke. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
That's a massive kick in the teeth. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
He's lonely, he's upset... | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
Me and you would've reached for the bottle. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
He's reached for her. What's the difference? | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
I miss you. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:56 | |
Don't do this, Jake. We agreed. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
Do you miss me? | 0:07:01 | 0:07:02 | |
HE SIGHS DEEPLY | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
You can say no if you want to... | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
..but I've got the house to myself tonight. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Sadie's taking Bella to a swimming gala. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
She won't be back till around ten. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
-Lauren? -How can I slag him off for it and then go | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
and do exactly the same thing? | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
-It's just, every time I see you... -I said DON'T. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
Best we avoid each other completely from now on then, yeah? | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
-I've been thinking about our engagement party. -Yeah? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
I think we should have it at Scarlett's. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Scarlett's is too posh, Ian. People will feel uncomfortable. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
But it's my place, OK? We can do what we want, | 0:07:55 | 0:07:58 | |
-have it as informal as we like. -But I've already booked the Vic. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Already? | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-I thought you wanted to make me happy? -I do. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
Well, what's going to make me happy | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
is having our engagement party at the Vic. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
-All right? -All right. Fine. Whatever. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:12 | |
See you in a bit. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
What do you want? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Have I got that right? You're actually marrying him? | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
You've really gone and done it now, innit? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
-Done what? -Turned yourself into more of a challenge. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
You all right to do a shift in the pub tonight? | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
Only Tracey wants the night off. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:37 | |
Shirley and Tina are still trying to get me out to this club. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
And what have you said? | 0:08:40 | 0:08:41 | |
You know... | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
I just wish everybody would back off. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Mick? Mick? | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
Here, you'll like this. I've had that Denise on the phone. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:55 | |
She's getting married to Ian. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
Guess who they've asked to lay on the engagement party? | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
-You need to have a word with Shirley and Tina. -Why? | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
They're ganging up on Johnny, trying to | 0:09:02 | 0:09:03 | |
get him to go to this club opening tonight. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
So? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
You do realise what kind of club it is? Don't walk away | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
-from me when I'm talking to you. -We're out of scratchings. | 0:09:09 | 0:09:11 | |
He's vulnerable, and the last thing he needs is | 0:09:11 | 0:09:14 | |
-those two shoving their noses in. -How come's the back door's open? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
-I was taking out the recycling. -Where's Lady Di? -What? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:19 | |
She was down here, and you've left the back door open? | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
SHE EXHALES | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
'3.99, please.' | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
Probably disgusting, but it's only for cooking. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:28 | |
Never had you down as MasterChef. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
Yeah, well, I'm not, but I'm making an effort. | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
-Me and Max are back together. -Oh, really? | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
How many times does that make it now? | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
# Love is in the air... # | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
Oi, you, you either buy something or you get out. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
I'm window-shopping. Checking out the merchandise. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
I thought I'd made it absolutely clear to you - | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
-this one ain't for sale. -But I can look, can't I? | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
-Everything all right, D? -Yeah, yeah, I've got it handled, Fats. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:57 | |
-You sure? Cos I can... -I don't do damsel in distress. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
So knights in shining armour need not apply. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
Right. You've got till I count to three. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
-Mmm. -One... -And then what? | 0:10:12 | 0:10:15 | |
..two... | 0:10:15 | 0:10:16 | |
-I like bossy, it turns me on. -..three! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
-So come on. Do your worst. -LADY DI BARKS | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-Hey, hey, hey. -What you doing?! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Aww, who's a beautiful girl? | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
I got bitten when I was a kid! I can't deal with that. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
-See him? That fella over there? -Seriously. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:31 | |
Oh, don't be so ridiculous. She's a lovely dog. Ain't you, girl? | 0:10:31 | 0:10:35 | |
Huh? Only being friendly. | 0:10:35 | 0:10:37 | |
Ugh, Lady Di! | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
LADY DI PANTS | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
-What you doing here? -Can go where I want. | 0:10:43 | 0:10:45 | |
Nancy don't want nothing to do with you, so what are you doing here? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:47 | |
-It's a shop. I'm shopping. -Only he's not. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Sorry about this. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:54 | |
Oh, no, don't worry about it, she's a sweetheart. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
I'll make sure it don't happen again. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Come on, girl. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
Ooh. Always did like a tough guy. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:08 | |
Yeah, I know all that, mate. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
Problem is my business partner's indisposed, | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
-and I need someone to watch the shop, so... -I can do it. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
Hang on, mate. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
-What? -Like you asked me to. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:23 | |
-You serious? -I'm here, aren't I? | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Yes, mate. No, scrap all that. I can be there after all. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:38 | |
Yes, I'll be leaving in two minutes. All right. See you then, bye. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
So what's brought this on? | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
Well, I'm sorry about this morning. Not for me to judge. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:51 | |
If Mum can do it, then so can you. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
So what's he like, Mum's new fella? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:58 | |
What's she said about him? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Kat's been trying to twist me arm all morning to change me mind. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
"Terry's so kind, Terry's so nice, Terry this, Terry that." | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
I'm getting sick of it. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Kat wants you to go out with a nice bloke? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
What a cow. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
Listen, I'm on your side. None of her business. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
If you don't like him, you don't have to go out with him. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-I didn't say I didn't like him. -What, are you telling me you do now? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
It's his ex-wife I don't like. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
Oh, I didn't realise, she's going to be there as well? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
All right, I get it. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
All Kat is saying that not all men are as nasty as...Tony. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Anyway...going round his flat, ain't exactly a date, is it? | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Why would I want to go to a gay club, Danny? | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
I dunno. Because it'll be fun. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
-Yeah, for you. -And for you. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:51 | |
So you're telling me that there'll be no ogling whatsoever? | 0:12:51 | 0:12:56 | |
Who said anything about ogling? | 0:12:56 | 0:12:58 | |
Fine. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:00 | |
Well, if you want to go, you can go - have a great time - | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
I don't really want to be a part of it. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:05 | |
Thank you. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:07 | |
Yeah, all right. OK. On one condition. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:11 | |
We don't talk about you-know-who. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
I'll see you at half seven. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
He said he's cooking. Dunno what I'm letting meself in for. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-There you go. -Cheers. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
-What's with the book? -None of your business. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
-Is that the one Terry give you? -Why do you care? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
None of your business either, | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
but I've decided to go round Terry's tonight after all. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Oh, yeah? What brought that on? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Just one condition - that we don't talk about Nikki. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
Good for you. No, hold on. Give that... | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
-You are joking! -Give it back. Shush! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Twins?! Aww, when did you find out? | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Last week, but don't tell anyone, all right? | 0:13:55 | 0:13:57 | |
-Not till I'm past 12 weeks. -I bet Alfie's over the moon! Aww! | 0:13:57 | 0:14:01 | |
-Shush! -Oh, I promise I won't say nothing, | 0:14:01 | 0:14:02 | |
-but just tell me everything! -Shut up! -Twins! | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
Have you seen a photo of him? This "Tim"? | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
Tim. What sort of name is that anyway? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-So when did she first mention him? -Can't remember. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Lauren, it's fine, you don't have to | 0:14:24 | 0:14:26 | |
try and spare my feelings, I just want to know. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
All right. Six weeks? Two months maybe? | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
So it's serious then? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:34 | |
Must be serious, if she said to you not to mention anything. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
Well, it's good, Lauren. I'm...pleased for her. It's good. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
Everyone's moving on. It's really great, so... | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
Right, I'd better make a move. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
Listen, I had a couple of sniffs earlier. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
So if they come back, get all their details, tell 'em I'll get straight | 0:14:55 | 0:14:58 | |
back to 'em. But no haggling, all right? Leave that to me. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
-All right, I'll see you later. -Dad... | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Yeah? | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
You are allowed to be unhappy, you know. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
Who said I am? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:13 | |
See you later. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:17 | |
That shirt don't look right. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:24 | |
-Ain't you got nothing tighter? -No! | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
Yes, you have, that one with the V neck. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
-Why can't I just wear what I want to wear? -Sorry?! | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
He just don't get it, does he? Typical man. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Maybe he needs, like, some gel in his hair or something? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Look - I've agreed to go, ain't I? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:39 | |
-Can you all just back off! -What do you think you're doing? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:42 | |
Getting Johnny ready for his big night. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
-He's working in the pub, and he knows that. Don't you, Johnny? -Yup. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:15:48 | 0:15:49 | |
CHILDREN CHATTER | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Mum, do you like this dress? | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
Got to take it back to the stall tomorrow. | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
You never told me what Kat said | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
when you told her that you'd changed your mind? | 0:16:11 | 0:16:14 | |
-Bianca? -I got a secret. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
Swear you won't say nothing, promise? | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
-What? To do with Terry? -Nothing to do with Terry. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
-Kat's pregnant. -(What?!) | 0:16:22 | 0:16:23 | |
That's not the big news. She's only expecting twins! | 0:16:23 | 0:16:25 | |
But I didn't tell you, so please, promise, swear you won't say nothing? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
-No, no, how long has she known? -End of conversation! What do you think? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
I think it looks gorgeous, yeah. I am so pleased you | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
and Terry are getting back together and sorting out your problems. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
-Well... -But, listen, just one thing that needs to finish that off. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
Hang on a minute... | 0:16:41 | 0:16:42 | |
-Where's Dad? -He's not home yet. | 0:16:45 | 0:16:47 | |
He's going to be well happy. Guess what? | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
I've only gone and sold two cars at sticker price! | 0:16:49 | 0:16:51 | |
-Aw, well done. -When did she move all that in? | 0:16:51 | 0:16:53 | |
< Is that you, Lauren? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:57 | |
-Blimey. -Since it's my first proper night back, thought I'd mark it. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
I hope you're both hungry. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:08 | |
"Press OK on the remote control for the autotune to start..." | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
Well, I've done that! | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
I've done that. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
TOP GEAR PLAYS ON TV | 0:17:18 | 0:17:19 | |
BUZZER RINGS | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
BUZZER CONTINUES | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
Yeah, I'm coming! | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
So you're married to her? | 0:17:39 | 0:17:40 | |
Yeah. Mick, mate, don't worry about it, it's a long story. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
Surely it's a good thing you're back with her, no? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
You want the truth? I only married her | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
cos I was lonely, and she was there. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
-Stupidest thing I've ever done. -So what are you doing back with her? | 0:17:51 | 0:17:54 | |
Yeah. That's the question. See you later. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:57 | |
-I like your earrings. -Oh, thanks. They were me nan's. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
-Me mum dug 'em out for me. -They look fantastic. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
You look fantastic, really. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
ENGINES REV ON TV | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
What're you watching? | 0:18:10 | 0:18:11 | |
I wasn't really watching anything, to be honest. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
I was just, eh, trying it out. | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
-Where's the kids? -They're staying over at, um... | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
Oh. She who must not be named. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
-So, do you like it? -Yeah, it's really nice. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-The telly. -Oh. Well, yeah, it's a telly. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:35 | |
Nice. What do you want me to say? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
It'll be brilliant when I've worked it all out, | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
cos you can record on it and everything. Only thing is | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
you need a degree in computers to work out the remote. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Agh. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
Shall I get the wine? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
-So, do we invite Winston? -He'll just invite himself, won't he? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:59 | |
Make sure they all know it's only the first drink that's free. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
-I had a thought... -Do be careful, Ian. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
No. About Scarlett's... | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
What do you think of the name "Scarlett's"? | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
It's all right. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:10 | |
I was thinking about renaming it to... | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
I dunno, "Turpin's". On account of it being on Turpin Road. | 0:19:13 | 0:19:15 | |
Yes, I do get the idea, Ian. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
Thought it would give it a highwayman feel. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:19 | |
Well, prices are daylight robbery. | 0:19:19 | 0:19:22 | |
What about Tracey? | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
We're going now, Johnny. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:28 | |
Why don't you come with us if you like? | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
-Don't worry about your mother. I'll deal with her. -Just go. Please. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
Linda. There is one good thing to come out of all this. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
All what? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Having a gay son. You'll be able to go shopping together. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:46 | |
You ever try anything like that again, | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
I'll take them sparkly tights of yours | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
and wrap 'em round your throat. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Are we clear? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:53 | |
I never had you down as a Take That fan. | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
-I'm not. -Never went for 'em meself. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
All them girls wetting their knickers over 'em. Don't get it. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
Bit sad really. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Oh, look, you've got a scratch on your telly. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
So? | 0:20:10 | 0:20:11 | |
So, take it back to the shop! | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
I didn't get it from a shop. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
So where did you get it? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:19 | |
Two more minutes and I think we're there, you know. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
RAIN PATTERS ON WINDOW | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
-Mmm, smells good. -So tuck in! | 0:20:24 | 0:20:27 | |
Mmm. Didn't know you could cook. | 0:20:27 | 0:20:29 | |
I can't really, but it's simpler than it looks. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
So, erm...how was the auction, sweetheart? | 0:20:36 | 0:20:39 | |
Yeah, it was all right, thanks. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:44 | |
Never guess what, Dad? I've only gone and sold two cars today. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:53 | |
HE GROANS | 0:20:54 | 0:20:55 | |
What was the last thing I said to you, Lauren? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
I sold them at sticker price. | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
Well, that's not the point. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
If I tell you not to do something, Lauren, | 0:21:01 | 0:21:02 | |
-I don't want you to do it. -But surely if she | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
-got the sticker price? -Was I talking to you? | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
What is this anyway? | 0:21:12 | 0:21:13 | |
Chicken chasseur. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
"Chicken chasseur." What is chicken chasseur? | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
Chicken in white wine. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:20 | |
MAX SIGHS | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
Don't eat it, Lauren. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
-It's no big deal. -No, she's got an alcohol problem, and you're | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
cooking her chicken in white wine?! | 0:21:27 | 0:21:29 | |
What are you, brain of Britain? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
-The alcohol evaporates. -It don't evaporate! | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
You talking about, "evaporate"? I can smell it! | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
-Dad, please. -Take it away, Kirsty, please. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
We'll have something else, beans on toast or something. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
Max, I'm sorry. I wasn't thinking... | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
I just want you to take the dinner away. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:46 | |
Can you just take the...? | 0:21:49 | 0:21:50 | |
Take the dinner away! | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
PLATE SMASHES | 0:21:52 | 0:21:53 | |
Know what, Kirsty? I think you should leave. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
So if you didn't get the telly from a shop, where did you get it? | 0:22:05 | 0:22:09 | |
Can't we just enjoy the food? | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
Don't you like it? It's me speciality. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:16 | |
-Used to cook it for her, did you? -Oh, come on, Bianca, this is daft. | 0:22:18 | 0:22:21 | |
Where did you get the telly? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:24 | |
Why does it matter where | 0:22:24 | 0:22:25 | |
-I got a flipping telly? -Did she give it you? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:22:29 | 0:22:30 | |
All right. She was upgrading to a 3D.... | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
What?! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:35 | |
It's just a telly! | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Well, you might like castoffs, but I don't! | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
What?! | 0:22:41 | 0:22:42 | |
Get me coat. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
Go on, Kirsty. Get lost. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
I didn't invite you round last night cos I wanted you... | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
I felt sorry for myself! I'll get myself a hooker next time. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:07 | |
DOG BARKS | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Bianca! Bianca! | 0:23:19 | 0:23:22 | |
Go and play with your ex-wife's telly. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
All right, I will! | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
Suppose we should get this cleaned up. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
-I'll get a cloth. -No, don't. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:37 | |
It's his mess, he can clear it up. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:39 | |
What's the matter with you, Lauren? | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
Don't start pretending you liked her all of a sudden. | 0:23:41 | 0:23:45 | |
So all that was for my benefit, was it? | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
Where you going? Lauren? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
If we invite Mo, that means we end up with Fat Elvis and Chinese Dave | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
and every other lowlife Walford wants to bring along. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
OK, Ian, so you're saying we invite Kat and Alfie, but not Mo. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
-Yeah. -But they live in the same house, Ian, | 0:24:05 | 0:24:07 | |
so how does that work out? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Do you mind not leaning against my gate? | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
What you going to do, clamp me? | 0:24:14 | 0:24:16 | |
I'd like you to move. | 0:24:16 | 0:24:17 | |
Cool. No problem. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
See ya later, Denise. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:24 | |
Do you know that guy? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:29 | |
Oh, he must come in the shop or... | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
-How does he know your name? -I don't know! | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
Where is it? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:50 | |
HE SIGHS | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
SHE KNOCKS ON DOOR | 0:25:13 | 0:25:14 | |
You still on your own? | 0:25:20 | 0:25:22 | |
Can I come in? | 0:25:25 | 0:25:26 | |
Oh, congratulations! | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
What for? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:53 | |
"What for?", she says! You're only getting married! | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
Who told you? | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
You did. You and Ian were talking about your engagement party. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:03 | |
Which Fats still hasn't got an invite to. | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Come on, of course you're invited. | 0:26:07 | 0:26:09 | |
Anyway, right now I'm a little bit | 0:26:10 | 0:26:12 | |
more concerned about a lost earring. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Look, do you mean this one? | 0:26:15 | 0:26:17 | |
Oh. What an idiot. | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
An idiot for losing the earring? Or for marrying Ian? | 0:26:23 | 0:26:26 | |
Sorry. | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 |