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BABY CRIES | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
OK, OK, calm down. Daddy's here. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
Come on, little man, come up here with me. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:34 | |
Gotcha. There you go. That's all right. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:37 | |
Daddy's here. There we go. | 0:00:37 | 0:00:40 | |
Oi, oi, oi, don't look at me like that - he's your brother. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
All right, come on then. Ready? Open wide... | 0:00:43 | 0:00:45 | |
Good. There you go, there you go, that's good. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Don't you worry about a thing, kids. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
Daddy'll sort it all out, eh... there we go. | 0:00:54 | 0:00:58 | |
TEXT MESSAGE | 0:01:01 | 0:01:04 | |
Oi, what're you doing? The kids have to eat off that table. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:31 | |
Will you tell her I ain't going door-to-door in my lunch? | 0:01:31 | 0:01:33 | |
It's hardly door-to-door, is it? It's one door, Blades. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
I've had the OK from Aleks and I'm on Kat's stall, | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
so it's down to you, girl. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:40 | |
This stuff looks toxic. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:43 | |
It's not toxic - it's Romanian. | 0:01:43 | 0:01:46 | |
Besides, it's all about presentation. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:48 | |
Nan? You ain't pimping me out for a bit of knocked-off hairspray | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
and wet-look gel. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Listen, Alfie's a trier | 0:01:53 | 0:01:54 | |
but if we don't all dig in, we'll be out on our ear hole next week. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:58 | |
He is struggling. | 0:01:58 | 0:01:59 | |
He won't admit it but he does need us, Stace. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
Hey! What've we got here then, eh? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Let's see if my luck's any better. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Yeah, good luck. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:06 | |
It's just a bit of hair gear, that's all. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:08 | |
Tell you what - bag us up a load of this. All right? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Cos there's a lot of ladies on that market with split ends. | 0:02:10 | 0:02:13 | |
And if we cannot sell hair lacquer on an East London market, | 0:02:13 | 0:02:16 | |
where can we, eh? | 0:02:16 | 0:02:17 | |
Right. Come on, give us a bag. | 0:02:17 | 0:02:20 | |
-Here. You can have mine if you want. -Nah, nah, nah, you get rid of that. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:26 | |
But I thought Denny was your page boy? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:29 | |
Yeah, he is. But I also want Amy and Janet and Lexi. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:34 | |
I can't be doing without me flower girls, can I? | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
No, of course not. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:37 | |
I'm just so lucky I managed to sort my dress out, | 0:02:37 | 0:02:39 | |
although there's still so much to do. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
And has Linda seen your dress? Or was that after you two kissed and made up | 0:02:42 | 0:02:45 | |
and I was demoted back to admin? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
Oi. And you need to sort out this best man business. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
All right if I have a cup of tea first? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
-Yeah, you can, cos Billy's coming round for a boys' night in to talk about the stag. -A boys' night in? | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
Er, don't start. You've only had one job and I've still ended up doing it. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
Come on, babe, I want this wedding to be special, OK? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
I've got enough on my plate as it is. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Whatever you want. | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
I've had a word with Mick | 0:03:10 | 0:03:11 | |
-and the drinks are on the tab tonight an' all. -Really? | 0:03:11 | 0:03:14 | |
Yep. You enjoy yourself. You deserve it. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
Thank you. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:17 | |
Oh, Phil - Linda wants a word. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:22 | |
What about? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:23 | |
DOOR SHUTS | 0:03:26 | 0:03:27 | |
Oh, I've had the kids looking everywhere for this. | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
You all right? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Yeah, I'm fine. If you need any ironing done, bring it on. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
It's quiet, ain't it? | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
Yeah. We never needed an alarm with that lot, did we? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
Shirley, all I'm saying is, right, if you go down Shoreditch, | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
all those £300 cut-and-blow-dry gaffs, this stuff, promise you, this is all the rage. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Right? | 0:04:10 | 0:04:11 | |
-Alfie, it's got a skull and crossbones on it. -No, don't worry about that. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
It's a sticker. It's just health and safety gone mad. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
-It comes off. -What's the matter with you? | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
I've just lost an earring down the khazi, so you tell me. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
Shirley, you sorted that kitchen out yet? | 0:04:21 | 0:04:26 | |
Linda, can I interest you in some conditioner? Top of the range. | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
Alfie. Alfie, most people have months to organise a hen do, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
-I've had hours and I've got a family full of shirkers. So I can do without the hard sell. -Fair comment. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:36 | |
Now, you tell your girls it's in here from six. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
-Free bar so it won't cost 'em nothing. -Ah, I dunno. | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
Oi. Oi! | 0:04:41 | 0:04:42 | |
Hold on, hold on, hold on...wait. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
-Yeah. Pine fresh. -Oi! Take that. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
By the way, you're over at Phil's tonight. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
A boys' night to sort the stag out. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
Hold up, what's that got to do with me? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
I've told you, she's my mate, which means you've got to make nice, | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
so you're going on that stag whether you like it or not. | 0:04:57 | 0:05:00 | |
-Young lovers, I'm out of here. -Oi, hold up. What you doing tonight? | 0:05:00 | 0:05:03 | |
-Fancy getting Mitchell-ed up? -What? Nah. Nah, mate. I can't, got the kids, ain't I? | 0:05:03 | 0:05:06 | |
-Get someone to have 'em for a couple of hours. -Lee's over with Whitney tonight. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:10 | |
There you go, see? Not just a pretty face. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:12 | |
-Sorted. We'll have a laugh. -Nah, nah, nah. I can't do it. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
Listen, we'll go over there, show our boats for a couple of hours, | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
then we'll slip back to yours for a nice little peaceful night. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:21 | |
Everyone's a winner. | 0:05:21 | 0:05:22 | |
When was the last time you had the gaffe to yourself, eh? | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Tell you what, I'll see you later. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Good boy. Ta-ta. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
Here, mate, I couldn't nick a snout off you, could I? | 0:05:37 | 0:05:40 | |
Ta. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
A stag night... Brainstorm? | 0:05:55 | 0:05:59 | |
I mean, obviously I've already got some quality plans. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
-But it won't do any harm, will it? Anyway pop round after work, yeah, Mas? -Yeah. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:05 | |
I'm not actually getting blown out of dinner plans by my own father, am I? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
Dad? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:13 | |
Babe, I am so sorry something's come up, I got to go. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
You've only just got here. I thought we was having lunch? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
Sorry. Hey! | 0:06:20 | 0:06:24 | |
-Oh, don't. I thought you was Mum. -You having fun there? -No. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
Mum's on one organising Sharon's hen and I left the house at eight | 0:06:27 | 0:06:32 | |
-to swerve her and I've been on the move ever since. -It can't be that bad. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
Right, what's that - like 32 missed calls? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
Yeah, that's pretty bad. Well, listen - why don't you come round to Lauren's later on? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:42 | |
-You can hang out with us, if you want. -Know what - you're all right, actually. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:45 | |
Come on, Nance, let it go. Come round. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:49 | |
-Fine. -Yeah? Awesome! That's that sorted. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Can I get a coffee to go, please? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
You all right, Peter? What you doing later? | 0:06:56 | 0:06:58 | |
Apparently everybody's at mine, so... | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
It's more of a hide-out, actually. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
I'm helping Cindy out with Beth. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:04 | |
On a school night, too? You devil. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:07 | |
You're all right. Cheers, anyway. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Ah, that's a shame. We're going to miss you, Beale. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
I've just had murders with the limo company. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
-What's this? -It's half a sparkly curtain. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
I can see that. Why? | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
Never you mind what this is. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
You just have to wait and see. Now, sorry, what were you saying about a limo? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:31 | |
Oh, look, don't worry. Linda, are you sure you've got enough time to... | 0:07:31 | 0:07:34 | |
Don't worry, don't worry, it's all in hand. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:36 | |
It's all...in hand. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:40 | |
Excuse me, Mrs Mitchell. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
She ain't married yet. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
I bet you're over the moon that the guv'nor is sorting out your hen do. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:48 | |
Ain't you? She's going to make you proud. Ain't you, baby, eh? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:51 | |
-Going to make her proud. You just want me to get on with that stage, don't you? -Yes, I do. I do. I...yes. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:56 | |
-Now, I've booked you in with Dean to get your hair done. -Dean? | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
I know, but he really wants to make amends and I've warned him | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
to make a fuss of you. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:03 | |
So it's the perfect opportunity. | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
-OK. -And he's expecting you soon so you need to get over there. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
I'd better give him a hand. | 0:08:08 | 0:08:09 | |
Hold on. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
It's a bit early, isn't it? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Well, it's your big day. Best make the most of it. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:19 | |
Congratulations. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
Some people don't need a lot. Do they? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
Bottle of Asti and two straws, them two would still be happy. | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
-It's too much. They can't have 'em all. -What're you talking about? Whitney does it for a living. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:44 | |
I mean, she's got 30-odd on the go every day. Lee can help her out. | 0:08:44 | 0:08:48 | |
-How can we turn down a free drink from Phil, eh? -Alfie, I could really do without | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
being slapped in the face by other people's happiness. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:54 | |
Do you know what I mean? | 0:08:54 | 0:08:56 | |
Kat, you know, I was going to wait till everyone was about | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
till I told you, but you might as well know. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
What have you done now? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
No, I... Nah, nah, I've done nothing. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
It's good news. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Good news? | 0:09:14 | 0:09:16 | |
Really? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:17 | |
Yeah, really. Yeah. I've, um... I've spoken to the council. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:23 | |
And they're going to cut us some slack. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
-Slack? -Yeah. -What you talking about? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
They're going to give us three months to sort it out. You know, cos I laid it on thick, didn't I? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:31 | |
-And this is official? -Darling, it's proper official. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
I was going to surprise you but I thought, might as well tell you now. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
That's fantastic. How did you pull that out the bag? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
Kat, I can be very persuasive when I want to be, OK? I pulled you, didn't I? Come here. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
Now come on, go and get your glad rags on. Let's go and enjoy it while it lasts, yeah? That's it. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
So this is what all the top stylists in Bucharest are using, yeah? | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Yeah. Definitely. | 0:09:56 | 0:09:57 | |
Right, then. | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Oh, no, I've got to go back to work. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Listen, if the product's as good as you say it is, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:05 | |
you won't mind testing it out. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Only take two minutes. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
No, get that away from me! Me eyes are burning already. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
We haven't talked prices yet! | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
Making friends again, I see? | 0:10:16 | 0:10:17 | |
Here you are. This is for Phil. There's 500 in there. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:31 | |
I'm sure he's going to count it but just so you know. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
And also, I want to apologise. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
I'm usually sneaking OUT of women's bedrooms. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
No, in all seriousness, I was bang out of order. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
I never should have dragged you into that. I'm sorry. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Let me start to make it up to you by doing your hair. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:58 | |
Making you look even more beautiful than you already do. Hmm? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:02 | |
I heard about the appeal. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Look, Stacey, we've both got to live here, haven't we? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
So the way I see it, OK, is we're never going to be best friends, obviously. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:28 | |
But I don't know, we don't have to hate each other, do we? | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
-No, course not. -Right. So...as fun as this has been, | 0:11:31 | 0:11:35 | |
I've got a hen night to get ready for. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
Maybe I'll see you tonight. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:40 | |
All right, yeah. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
-OK. -See you later. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
I was thinking about a slide-show. For my speech. You know, me and Phil through the years. | 0:11:49 | 0:11:53 | |
Yeah, but it's a little bit weird though, ain't it, Bill? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Billy! Billy! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:57 | |
What's all this about a stag event later? I've just seen Masood. | 0:11:57 | 0:12:02 | |
Yeah. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
-Oh, come on, Mum, it'll be fun. -Yeah, it'll be a right laugh. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
No, no, no. I can't be bothered with all that. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
Look at this. You could feed the 5,000 with this lot. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:15 | |
Mum, listen to me, all right? We're all missing 'em. | 0:12:15 | 0:12:17 | |
-It'll do us both good. -Yeah. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-And trust me, you're not going to get no peace and quiet with these kids round here. -No. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:27 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:12:27 | 0:12:30 | |
Ha-ha-ha, Linda - you can't find me! | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
Hello? Who's that? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
-All right? -Just feeling a bit iffy. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
Oh. You're not up to helping Linda with Sharon's hen do then, no? | 0:12:52 | 0:12:57 | |
-Must be a bug going round. -Must be. | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
Oh, you know, sugar boost, innit? You know, keep my energy levels up. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
Yeah, sugar boost. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
I did finish work early to go spend some quality time with Lauren but I'll stay in and look after you. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:14 | |
No, no. Don't be silly, don't be silly. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:13:16 | 0:13:17 | |
Probably Linda now. Probably really struggling. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:21 | |
-Anyway, I'll just go cancel those special plans. -All right. I'm feeling a bit better. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
-Oh, really, are you? -All right, all right! Enough with the guilt trip. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
You don't have to put up with her. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Come on. Chop chop. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:32 | |
She's only going to come and kick the door in anyway. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:36 | |
I can't face Attila the Hen sober. | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
Listen, strippers love older women. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
-Here you are, Kat. It's your lucky day. -Oi, you! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
I reckon they like the discipline that the older woman | 0:13:47 | 0:13:49 | |
brings to the table. | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
-A firm hand. -Ugh, Nan! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Ugh, is this off? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:57 | |
Don't be stupid. Wine don't go off. | 0:13:57 | 0:13:59 | |
-It does taste a bit funny. Where'd you nick that from? -Well, if you don't want it, I'll have it. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:04 | |
-Nan?! -Now what? | 0:14:12 | 0:14:14 | |
-That stinks! It smells like cat food. -Yeah, well, you'll have to get used to it. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:18 | |
Fat Elvis don't do returns and we've got a barrel load of it. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
Everything all right? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:24 | |
Yeah, yeah, just every now and then I think about her, you know. And it hits you. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:33 | |
When I was a kid, right, she used to make me as a treat - what was it? - | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
bread and butter pudding. Didn't have the heart to tell her I couldn't stand it. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:41 | |
You've always been a big softie, ain't ya? So come on, then, what do you reckon? | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
All the lumps and bumps covered or what? | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
Beautiful... Always beautiful. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:51 | |
-Soppy git. -Right. What d'you prefer? Red or black? | 0:14:51 | 0:14:57 | |
Red, innit? Got to be red. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:00 | |
Cheers, Stace. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:02 | |
Right, you two ready, then? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:15:11 | 0:15:13 | |
There you go. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:15 | |
I hope it's strong. | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
Right, before everyone arrives, I just want to say that | 0:15:17 | 0:15:20 | |
when it comes to love, things don't always go to plan. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:24 | |
You know, sometimes life throws obstacles up in the way | 0:15:24 | 0:15:27 | |
but true love always finds a way. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
So, here's to you and Phil. True love that found its way. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:34 | |
-Cheers. -I'll drink to that. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
This one's called a Ball and Chain. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:40 | |
I've made a selection. They're all ready and waiting. I did it especially. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:44 | |
And what did I say about Dean? You look fantastic! He's done a great job. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:48 | |
Thanks, Linda. Look, I'm just going to go to the loo, OK? Cheers. | 0:15:48 | 0:15:52 | |
Where is everybody? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
Hiya. Are we early? | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
No! | 0:15:58 | 0:15:59 | |
Alfie, if I'm not back by ten I've chucked you for a stripper! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:04 | |
Yeah - I'm not that lucky, babe! Have fun. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
There you go. That's you done. | 0:16:09 | 0:16:10 | |
-Hold on, my shoe's playing up. -We'll see you in there. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Good luck with you two bringing girlfriends back home to this lot, eh? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:38 | |
You're a pair of lucky gits though, eh? | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
Got a mum who's going to do all the battles for ya, | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
an auntie that loves you very much, and a great nan who's got | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
enough hair gel sorted till you're 21. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:48 | |
And, you've got a dad who's going to take care of the lot of you. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:57 | |
Because that's what dads do. Take care of things. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:03 | |
Right. Let's get you two sorted now, right? There we go. | 0:17:03 | 0:17:06 | |
Tell you what, I used to love a playground. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:15 | |
Saying that though, | 0:17:17 | 0:17:19 | |
remember one time I proper face-planted off the monkey bars | 0:17:19 | 0:17:22 | |
and then my dad bought me an ice cream so I wouldn't tell my mum. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:29 | |
Yeah. I was never much of a playground kid. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
What, you? You're like James Bond. | 0:17:31 | 0:17:35 | |
So, today I realised that my 52-year-old father has | 0:17:39 | 0:17:43 | |
a better social life than me. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
I wouldn't mind but he's not particularly popular himself. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:49 | |
Ooh! I imagine that means you're not doing anything tonight, then? | 0:17:52 | 0:17:59 | |
If you need me, I'm across the road. And if the kids play up, | 0:17:59 | 0:18:01 | |
-give us a shout on the phone, yeah? -Yeah, that's fine. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
Lee's coming round in a bit, so he'll help me out if I'm struggling. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
-Alfie, go and get your head down. You look like you need it. -No, no, I'm fine. Nah, it's all good. | 0:18:06 | 0:18:11 | |
-See ya. -All right. See you later. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
-What sort of surprise? -If I told you that it wouldn't be a surprise, would it? | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
See? Stripper. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:23 | |
Well, you'll have to wait and see. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
Is it just me or is it really, really nice? | 0:18:25 | 0:18:27 | |
-I can't get a reception. -We've only just got here. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Will you at least give 'em half a chance to play her up? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
-Stace... -Thanks. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:33 | |
Look, have a drink. Relax. | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
I like a swimmer's build myself. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
I can't be doing with too many of them muscles, you know? | 0:18:37 | 0:18:40 | |
-What? -Last few days of freedom, dolly. Should've brought the baby oil. | 0:18:40 | 0:18:45 | |
Look at her! Look, she's not even bothered. I bet Phil gives her a private show. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
You've left your front door open. What's the matter with you? You're living in East London! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:11 | |
There's tea leaves everywhere. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Listen, you having this - four cans of lager for a fiver? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
-How can I compete with that? -Mick, listen, I've got some bits and bobs to do. See you over there. | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
Nah, nah. I know your game. If I leave here, you'll never turn up. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
-Mick, I promise. Hand on heart, I'll be there. -Alfie, I'm not a mug. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
Listen, tell you what, give me 30 minutes and I'll be with you. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
I ain't going nowhere. You ain't leaving me over there on me jack. We're in this together. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:33 | |
-Listen, 20 minutes. 20 minutes tops. -You crack on, I'll make a start for the pair of us. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:39 | |
No, no, Mick. Please. Just go. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:40 | |
I can't go with ya. All right? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
-Why not? -Because if I've not paid the rent on this house by next week, | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
we're going to get kicked out of here. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
What? | 0:19:50 | 0:19:51 | |
So what I'm going to do, I'm going to start a little fire in here. | 0:19:55 | 0:20:00 | |
And I'm going to make a claim. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:01 | |
Make sure you clean up after yourselves, yeah? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Why? Where you going? | 0:20:18 | 0:20:20 | |
Something's come up. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:21 | |
But I thought we were sorting the stag out? | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
Confirm everything. That's what Sharon said. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
No go-karting, no paintballing. None of that. Anybody tries any funny stuff, | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
-they'll be counting the teeth they've got left in their head. Understood? -Understood. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:35 | |
It's only going to be smoke damage. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
-I'm not burning down the house, Mick. It's nothing. -Nothing? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:47 | |
-It's arson. -What? Dropping a snout in a bin ain't exactly Brink's-Mat. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:50 | |
-You don't even smoke. What's the matter with you? -It's just a small claim. What do they care anyway? | 0:20:50 | 0:20:55 | |
It'll be enough to cover the contents. | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
-It'll just buy me a bit of time. -Buy you a bit of time? | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
-Yes. -What're you talking about? | 0:20:59 | 0:21:01 | |
What do you think this is, some sort of slap on the wrist? You're talking about a proper bit of bird. | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
No, just let me do what I've got to do, OK? I've only got a small chance before the family come back. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
I've tried everything and nothing has worked. OK. This... | 0:21:09 | 0:21:15 | |
This is my last chance. All right? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:17 | |
Look at me. Look at me. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
You've got a wife, you've got kids at home and you want to risk it all? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:27 | |
You want to risk going away for a poxy insurance claim? Yeah? | 0:21:27 | 0:21:32 | |
Now don't get me wrong, we've all had our moments. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Right? But you're not thinking straight. OK? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
So. We're going to go and have a beer. | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
And tomorrow we'll sit down and we'll sort something out. | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
Alfie, liven yourself up. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:54 | |
It all depends on what your type is, really. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:10 | |
What type, men or women? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
No, I mean, like bad boys or nice guys. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
My taste speaks for itself, obviously. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
-Bad boys... All day long. -Nan. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
-Depends on who you attract, too. -Oi. -What? | 0:22:21 | 0:22:25 | |
-Stop it. They're fine. -I'm just checking. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
I said it depends on who you attract, too. Actually. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
-Sharon knows all about that, don't you, Sharon? -Sorry? | 0:22:30 | 0:22:34 | |
Like there's Linda and Mick. | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
Then there's you and Phil, me and David. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
Some of us are suckers for punishment. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:41 | |
She ain't had a drink for ages. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:43 | |
I'm not being funny but can you smell tuna? | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
Well, Jay's head's up in Bolton with Abi, so he's no help, is he? | 0:22:52 | 0:22:55 | |
I know a bloke who could do you a deal on a minibus. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
If you want to make a day of it. Finder's fee applicable, of course. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
A fee? For ringing your friend with a van? | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
A stag day out. I like the sound of that. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:05 | |
This is a minibus, all right? And this is Phil we're talking about. Who's going to go? | 0:23:05 | 0:23:09 | |
Might as well save your money and get him a Boris bike, or something, do you know what I mean? | 0:23:09 | 0:23:13 | |
Well, you lot would all go though, wouldn't you? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:18 | |
Hey! Here we go. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
-Here we go! -All right. | 0:23:21 | 0:23:23 | |
-Hold up, I thought we was having a drink? -We can drink and play. -I don't think that's a good idea. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:29 | |
So what we saying, big blind £5, small blind £2.50? | 0:23:29 | 0:23:32 | |
-Yes, Les! You see, that is my brother right there! -Right, who wants? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:35 | |
Sorry, boys, listen, I can't. Christmas coming up. We're on a budget and all that, you know. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:39 | |
-Christmas? What are you talking about? -The old woman would kill me. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:42 | |
It's all right for you. I never know whether she's going to poison me or not with her cooking. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
-Don't think I'll risk it. -OK, big blind, £2? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:50 | |
Easy. We can't all make a fortune out of misery, can we? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
Oh. Says the publican. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Why don't we just have a nice little friendly game? | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
We used to play with matches when I was a kid. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
When we had no money. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:01 | |
Anyway, this lot ain't going to last long, is it? | 0:24:01 | 0:24:04 | |
I guess someone is going to have to do the beer run. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
A couple of cans of bitter wouldn't go amiss. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:08 | |
Listen, I'll go. I could do with the exercise. You lot start without me. | 0:24:08 | 0:24:12 | |
-Yeah, sure? -Yeah, yeah, fine. Right, Billy. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
Listen, I ain't going to play for money. No way. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
Don't worry about it. I'll be back in a minute, all right? | 0:24:20 | 0:24:22 | |
Well, listen, don't be long. | 0:24:22 | 0:24:24 | |
Right, give us one of them lagers, Bill. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
You OK? You enjoying yourself? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Yeah. Yeah, it's great. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
You've got your surprise soon. You ready? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:47 | |
Yeah. As I'll ever be. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
It's time. This way, come on. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:51 | |
That's it. | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
All right, don't you think it's about time we made up now? | 0:25:11 | 0:25:16 | |
Sorry, are you giving me the silent treatment? | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
You know, every year, Rox, I always fancy myself to crack it. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:28 | |
Something good will happen and I'm like, "That's cool, here we go." | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Then one morning, you look in the mirror | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
and you realise you're 50. Kids, a missus who relies on you. | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
And then bam, it hits you. What if it never happens? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:41 | |
Too late to learn a trade, ain't it? | 0:25:41 | 0:25:43 | |
What's that saying? "God loves a trier." | 0:25:44 | 0:25:47 | |
-Sometimes trying ain't enough. -Alfie. | 0:25:49 | 0:25:52 | |
Alfie, you've got three gorgeous boys, right? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
You've got a missus who adores you. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
I don't think you've done too badly. Yeah? | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Look, I've got to go, | 0:26:02 | 0:26:04 | |
cos I think I'm already more than fashionably late for this hen night. | 0:26:04 | 0:26:08 | |
You know what, Alfie? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:12 | |
You need to remember something. You're Alfie Moon. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:16 | |
You're going to pull something out the bag. You always do. Right? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:20 | |
So just do yourself a favour, stop feeling sorry for yourself | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
and get on with it. OK? Hmm? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
-See you later. -Yeah. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:31 | |
-It's just, you know, it's just so quiet. -I know that, all right? | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
And it's going to be hard, but it'll get better. I'm here for you. We all are. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:53 | |
-Shirley, can I get two pink ones, please? Have you seen Kat? -No. Why? Is everything all right? | 0:26:53 | 0:26:58 | |
I bet she's gone round Whitney's. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
She's going to miss it all now, look. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:02 | |
Ladies! Can I have your attention, please? Gather round. | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
You ready? | 0:27:06 | 0:27:07 | |
May I present our very special surprise guest - Mr Philip Mitchell! | 0:27:09 | 0:27:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:27:15 | 0:27:19 | |
He's not going to strip, is he? | 0:27:19 | 0:27:21 | |
-What you doing? Where you going? -I can't do it. I can't marry him. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:28 | |
But... | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 |