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So, you going to tell me what this is about?

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What what's about?

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You hardly said a word last night.

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You've been grunting your way through breakfast.

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I know you, Phil.

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Is this still about Jay and the robbery?

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Talk of the devil.

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I've just come for the rest of my stuff.

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Look, stay until the wedding, yeah?

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So, er, how's your mum? Newcastle?

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Yeah, she's good. She's great. She loves it up there.

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There's some job sheets on my desk.

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Try and persuade Jay to stay for the wedding. Please.

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If he wants to go...

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Don't leave like this. Have a coffee.

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Look, Phil's really upset about this.

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I don't want it spoiling the wedding.

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You'll make the boy late.

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Is that what I'm doing? Spoiling the wedding?

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Do you know what?

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Coffee sounds nice.

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Good.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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Morning!

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Someone been on the happy pills?

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Haven't you got a trifle to make?

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What?

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Tell me, you and George Clooney's double aren't back on.

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Ugh...

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Come on, then - one of you speak.

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Thank you.

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Denny's going to be late for school.

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I'm trying to help, here.

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She can stay if she wants. I ain't got nothing to hide.

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You've made him a coffee. You go on, we'll...

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we'll be fine.

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Right. Well, I'll be at Linda's.

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Dean's coming over to discuss more wedding hairstyles.

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How many does he think you need?

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Spend whatever you want, yeah?

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This day's going to be perfect.

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Love you.

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And if he can't persuade you to stay, Jay, then...

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-Well, text when you get there, yeah?

-Yeah. I will, yeah.

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All right.

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Denny! Come on. Let's go.

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Good boy.

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I told you - it was nothing.

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You weren't changing sparkplugs.

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It was just a one-off, that's all.

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You're getting married in a few days.

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Me and Shirley - we go way back, don't we?

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Yeah, I was there, remember? I picked up the pieces.

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I used to respect you.

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Listen, Jay...

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I'm marrying Sharon. Yeah? Shirley was a mistake.

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Look, my head was all over the place, yeah?

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Because of Ben. You know, he's my boy, ain't he?

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He said he didn't want to see me - and that put my head in a spin.

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And that's why... that's why Shirley happened.

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But it was...just stupid.

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I mean, I nearly messed up with Sharon.

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I messed up with you, didn't I?

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The other week - you know, them things I said -

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you didn't deserve that.

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You're going to end up with no-one.

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Maybe I should've told ya.

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He asked you not to, didn't he?

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You was just being a mate.

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Well, I'm sorry.

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Jay, Jay, Jay... you don't have to go. All right?

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I'm getting married, ain't I? I need my family round me.

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Roxy, Billy, Ben, and...

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and you.

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You've been like a son to me.

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I promised Abi.

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Just until the wedding. Please?

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I mean, Billy's organising the stag do.

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I need some backup here.

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All right.

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All right, I'll stay.

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Thanks.

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Come on...

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Hello. Yeah, it's me.

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Listen, um, there's been a change of plan.

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-Hey, Jay! Jay, c'mon!

-One minute.

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Do you want a hand with that?

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Nah - nah, I'm fine.

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Tommy! You all right up there?

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It's like a bomb's gone off.

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Do you know how long they're staying?

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-Not that we want to get rid of you.

-Obviously.

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Listen, your dad said... KNOCK AT DOOR

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Mo, leave it, darling.

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I ain't completely useless, Alfie.

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-No, just does a good impression.

-KNOCKING CONTINUES

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Mo, listen, it's probably not for us anyway.

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Stop being so stubborn! I have got legs.

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It's OK, I'll get it.

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So Aleks said that he'll hold the pitch for Kat as long as she needs.

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Ah, that's great. Thanks, Tam. Cheers, mate.

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And you can work there till she gets back.

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-Oh, I could kiss the man.

-Probably not necessary.

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-Oh, well, I'll kiss you instead, then.

-Yeah, again...

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-Alfie.

-Yeah.

-It's for you.

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Alfie Moon?

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Lovely. There you go.

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What do you say?

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It's not peeled.

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Lily!

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It's all right. Come here.

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-Can I play with Tramp after?

-Yeah.

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What, are you guys having breakfast already?

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Yeah, he just made me a bacon sandwich.

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Yeah, well, it's nice having 'em both here, innit?

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That's not what you said about Jay.

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Well, cos his house ain't just burnt down.

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Plus he's running away with my daughter!

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-Who's running away with your daughter?

-Er, you.

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-LAUREN:

-Abi, have you packed my work shoes?

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-Why would I pack your work shoes?

-I don't know

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but I need to get to work, like, now. Let me have a look.

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Right, better make a move.

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You all set for today?

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Yeah, I've got someone coming to look at Alfie's Capri.

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-All right, lovely. See you in a bit.

-All right.

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Right, I was thinking...

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Er, Dad, we might as well get the train up.

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Well, why don't we stay for the wedding?

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You know, you did say last week.

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What? You're staying, yeah?

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Er - yeah. Yeah...

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What so are you and Phil talking, then, or...?

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Well, no, cos you're going to miss freshers, now.

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Well, she's only going to miss a few days.

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I mean, all people do is get drunk, so...

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Yeah, them freshers ain't so fresh, are they, cuz?

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Found 'em!

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Don't they just get tattoos at freshers?

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Well, you know, trust me - you ain't getting a tattoo.

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Oh, well, maybe you're right, Stacey. I will go up.

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LILY: What's happening to Alfie?

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-MO:

-I can't believe this!

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Mo, it's fine, just take Tommy to the nursery.

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Just tell Kat what's happening, yeah?

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Do you think he did it? Started the fire?

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Alfie, I can look after the twins... if you want me to.

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-STACEY:

-Alfie!

-Thanks, Tam.

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What's happening?

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Stace, it's all right. It's OK.

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ALEKS SPEAKS IN LATVIAN

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Marta!

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Oi!

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He walked into that fire and he saved Kat's life.

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Yeah. And sometimes, fires don't just start.

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What have you done?

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It was an accident.

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-And you're an expert now, yeah?

-I tell you what she's done -

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she went to the Old Bill and said Alfie started it.

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You grassed Alfie up?

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I told them to look into it.

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Why? Kat nearly died.

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Yeah, and if he had anything to do with it...

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I need you back at the Vic.

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And you are going to go back to the Old Bill

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and you're going to tell 'em you were wrong.

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Your Johnny walked into that fire.

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What if he'd died?

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That's low.

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Even for you, that's low.

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That family's lost everything.

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You want them to lose their dad as well, yeah?

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Oh, Dot, please. Please? Look, just a few?

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We could always... We could call it rent.

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I hope we ain't outstaying our welcome, Roxy.

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-She kicking us out already?

-It was a joke!

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I am very grateful to you for taking us all in,

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but it ain't no joke to be forbidden your own home.

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I know, I know.

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She knows.

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Sorry, couldn't find the nice mugs.

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Ah. Yes, well, I reorganised the kitchen, Roxy.

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I hope you don't mind, but I couldn't find nothing.

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Thank you, Dot, that's very kind of you.

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Now, this is very boring, OK.

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Please, please! I said I'd do 'em last week and I forgot

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and then I promised Sharon she could have 'em today.

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Look, dirty washing don't do itself.

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I'm late as it is.

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Charlie can help you cos he's got the day off.

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Haven't you, Charlie?

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I'm supposed to be getting your whatchamacallits for your sofa!

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Oh, blow them, you can get them another day.

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No, Charlie'll help you,

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-cos he's very good with his hands, Roxy.

-Ooh!

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In lieu of rent.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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Just a joke.

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Oh, that's gorgeous, Dean.

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Yeah, that'd take ten years off you.

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You saying there's ten to take?!

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Well, it'd make you look 21.

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Oh, too smooth, ain't he?

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Going to look beautiful, ain't she?

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Yeah.

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Like a little princess.

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Happily ever after.

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You been on the vodka already?

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Yep.

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So, Dean, you coming to the reception?

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Don't think I'm invited.

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You are now. Bring a plus one.

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-Anyone I like?

-Mm.

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Apart from your mother.

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It's Phil's stag do tonight -

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we should get out of here, head up West.

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Let's just have a quiet one, eh?

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Say thanks for the hen night.

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-Just you and me at the Albert, yeah?

-Yeah.

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-Oh, I like that.

-Mm.

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-I'm not so keen on that, Linda.

-Oh, really?

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Kat...

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I thought Stacey was coming.

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She was going to. But...

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What?

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What is it? Is it the twins?

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Is it Tommy?

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Where's Alfie?

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SIREN WAILS

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Well? What happened?

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They just wanted to ask a few questions.

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Like what?

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What I think caused the fire.

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Whether I smoked. Did I have insurance.

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Where I was.

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They think you started it?

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Why would you even...?

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You were at a poker game. It was an electrical fault!

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The thing is - Tosh made a statement.

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What, Tina's girlfriend?

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-Yeah.

-Why?

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I don't know...

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I guess she thought me and Kat needed the money, so...

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-burn the house down, you know?

-So she just went mouthing off

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and the police have called you in based on a bit of gossip?

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No, they hear this sort of thing all the time.

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They've just got to...

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-follow up on everything.

-I'll kill her.

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No, Stace.

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It's important that we go and see Kat, all right?

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-SCOFFS:

-Like you'd burn your own house down!

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They're out getting tyres.

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Got your stag do later.

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I ain't in the mood.

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Who's organising it?

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-Billy.

-SHE SCOFFS

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I wouldn't be in the mood, either.

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Jay saw me and you...

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the other night, in here.

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I'll have a word with him.

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It's all right, he ain't going to open his mouth -

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-I told him it was just a one-off.

-Then you're a liar.

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We've got to be patient.

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I'll have a word with Billy.

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Make sure it's a night you remember.

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SHE SIGHS

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Bored yet?

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Nope.

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-You look bored.

-I don't look bored!

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-Just your face, then.

-DOOR OPENS

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-Maybe I like making favours.

-Hey, guys!

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Did you make all these yourself?

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Yeah, with a little bit of help.

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Lovely, aren't they?

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You know there's stuff like this on the market -

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I could've gotten them for free.

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But these are handcrafted.

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I hope they notice.

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Yeah, but trust me, one bite of these...

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Listen, about the wedding. I don't think I can make it.

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Uh, I'm just going to...

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No, no, no. You're going to stay there.

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Aleks, I'm not having this conversation right now, OK?

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It's just going to be the same conversation later.

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Something came up.

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Busy.

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Why don't I get you another tea?

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I don't want another tea, Nan!

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Hiya.

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Ain't you heard of phones?

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It's all clear.

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Well, they want to do further investigations.

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Into what?

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They think that he burnt the house down.

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How could they think that you burnt the house down?

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That Tosh called them, and cos she's a firefighter...

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-I'm going to swing for her!

-Kat, no-one's swinging for anybody.

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They don't... They don't think it was me, all right?

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They just want to investigate whether someone...

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They think it was one of us?

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Don't they realise we've lost everything?

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No, no, no, they just want to talk...

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They just want to talk to everyone who lived in the house.

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They don't actually think it is one of us.

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They think it was someone else?

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They think someone's out to get us?

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No. Kat, they're just... They're following a line of inquiry.

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Now the police doubt us, the insurance ain't going to pay out.

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-No, the insurance - they won't know...

-Course they will.

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They'd worm their way out of anything.

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You don't know who else that gobby cow has been speaking to.

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Just wait till I see her.

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Stace, you're not talking to nobody, all right?

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You can't just take this, Alfie!

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I don't want any more trouble.

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I just want to focus on, you know, the kids

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and finding somewhere to live.

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Yeah, I know...

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And getting you out of here, OK?

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That's all that matters right now, OK?

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You all right?

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Yeah, just got back from work.

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Listen, Sharon's invited me to her wedding reception.

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-Told me to bring a plus one.

-Oh, yeah?

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Nadine's just sorting her outfit out now.

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Oh. You're bringing Nadine?

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Never seen someone so keen.

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It's not like I have anyone else to invite...

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Me and you?

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If you're not busy.

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No.

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Well, I mean, I don't think so.

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Good.

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No, yeah...I would love to come... with you...

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to a wedding, as your plus one.

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Does that mean...

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we're...you know...?

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What?

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Like, officially official?

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That is super cute.

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Listen, pop into the salon later on.

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I want to try something out with your hair.

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What's wrong with my hair?!

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Nothing.

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Want to look good for the photos, don't we?

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SHE LAUGHS

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-So is that it? Four of us?

-Innit, man? That's dead.

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You can't have a stag with no stags.

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Phil don't really do mates, does he?

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No, it's you, you don't do parties. This is a shambles!

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Oi, it ain't my fault the poker boys bailed on me!

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Fatboy, Masood - hmm?

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No-one's going to be there. Might as well cancel.

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What?

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Turn down free booze at the Vic?!

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Well, half the Square by the look of it.

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-Yeah, and we ain't got free booze.

-Well, you have now.

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Well, we're sorting it.

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Yeah, and as best man, I feel quite strongly...

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Look, you couldn't organise a picnic in a pork pie factory.

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Look, ring round the market, I'll put on some free grub,

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couple of rounds of drinks - might even get some entertainment.

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Surprise the groom.

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Why you doing this?

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He's going to be spending the rest of his life with Sharon.

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He deserves one good night.

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Why's she so bothered all of a sudden?

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I don't know, man, I just heard, "Blah, blah, blah - free booze."

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Well, tonight, she ain't the only one with a surprise for him.

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I'm writing it's ripped. If it's damaged inside...

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Oi! Mine, I think you'll find.

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Shirley Carter!

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SHARON: Think we've got everything sorted, Linda.

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-Oh, no, you know what we've forgotten!

-Sharon! Hey.

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Here you go.

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Finished!

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Ahh, bless. Has Amy been helping you?

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No, it's all my own work, actually.

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-They're lovely.

-Oh, yeah, really lovely.

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So, what's next?

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-Well, I think that's it from your list.

-You can't have done everything.

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Oh, she's made me matron of honour.

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Well, she gave me such a good hen do, I couldn't really not ask her.

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And, well, what with Michelle not making it...

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No, wow! Matron of honour.

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Well, you're still a bridesmaid.

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-A very important bridesmaid.

-Yes.

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Thanks for everything. I just think we can manage from here.

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No, no! Do you know what? It's fine, cos then I can just relax.

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I can drink. I can enjoy the wedding, so...

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-Look, we're going for a drink later.

-Yeah.

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-If you want to join us...

-No, thanks, you're all right.

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There she goes.

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Yeah, bit of a steal.

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I didn't think we'd shift it at all, to be honest.

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It's the end of an era now, ain't it?

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That'll buy you a few more dinners

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and some bits for the kids until the insurance money comes in.

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-Look at her.

-Who?

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Tosh.

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She's the next thing on my list.

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No, Stacey! Oh...

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Stace!

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Do us a beer. I've been on drills all morning.

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Come back for some more, have you?

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I'm dealing with it.

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I'm an "it" now, am I?

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Oi! You want to keep it muzzled.

0:17:400:17:43

Someone got a problem?

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Have they charged him?

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-No. Cos he ain't done nothing!

-Course he ain't.

0:17:450:17:47

We've got four kids who ain't sleeping. No house, no stuff.

0:17:470:17:51

We've lost everything - and what do you do?

0:17:510:17:53

-Go mouthing off to the police.

-Stace...

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Let's just calm down, all right?

0:17:540:17:56

-Oh, what, you on their side and all?

-No. I'm on your side.

0:17:560:17:59

Stace, I've already told you...

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We all are.

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Even Tina thinks she's bang out of order.

0:18:020:18:04

I want her to say you ain't done nothing

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and she's sorry for causing trouble!

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I hope you like waiting.

0:18:070:18:08

Kat's lying in hospital covered in burns

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and you're pointing fingers?

0:18:100:18:11

-I see it all the time.

-Didn't you hear what he just said?

0:18:110:18:14

Nice insurance claim, not enough evidence.

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-Don't you think you've made your point?

-Why are you doing this?

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Cos me and my colleagues put our lives on the line every day.

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So if I think there's a chance - just a chance -

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-someone started it...

-He didn't! Tell her!

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I've already spoken to the police.

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I said I want you to apologise.

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And I'm still waiting.

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I was just doing my job.

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If you've got nothing to hide, then you'll be fine.

0:18:400:18:42

You don't make this easy, do you?

0:18:540:18:57

Thanks for the support(!)

0:18:570:18:58

She had it coming, the lying cow.

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You couldn't leave it, could you, eh?

0:19:030:19:05

Well, I ain't having people talking about my family like that.

0:19:050:19:08

I'm not going to have you arguing while Kat's lying in hospital!

0:19:080:19:10

-Now you're going to get everyone talking.

-It's only gossip! It'll go.

0:19:100:19:13

Why don't you just leave it, yeah?

0:19:130:19:15

Come on.

0:19:160:19:17

It's not really like I know them.

0:19:360:19:38

I mean, I've been to dinner once...

0:19:380:19:39

"Something has come up" -

0:19:390:19:40

if you don't want to go to the wedding, then don't.

0:19:400:19:42

-Sharon won't mind.

-Sharon won't even notice.

0:19:420:19:45

What's happened there, then?

0:19:510:19:52

Well, other than my boyfriend deciding to bail on me...

0:19:520:19:55

What's this bit about Sharon not noticing?

0:19:550:19:57

I make Sharon her TACKY WEDDING FAVOURS...

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-She goes and makes Linda the matron of honour.

-Ooh.

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And don't tell me it's her wedding, all right?

0:20:030:20:05

Cos I know it's her wedding

0:20:050:20:06

and if she wants to go all bridezilla on me...

0:20:060:20:08

See, should've got the cheap ones from the market after all.

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-Thought you had the night shift?

-Just dropping these back first.

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Exactly the same as before.

0:20:130:20:15

Just got to add the nicotine yellow, now.

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Oh, you're really funny(!)

0:20:170:20:18

Agh...

0:20:250:20:27

DOOR OPENS Ow.

0:20:270:20:29

HE SIGHS

0:20:290:20:31

Alfie...

0:20:340:20:35

I know you said no-one...

0:20:350:20:38

Oh.

0:20:380:20:40

All right. Shabs, can you just give me five minutes, sweetheart?

0:20:400:20:43

I'm...sure I can find somewhere to sit in the other room.

0:20:430:20:47

Thanks, babe.

0:20:470:20:49

Listen, I'm sorry about the floor show earlier.

0:20:540:20:59

I'll get Tina to have a word with Tosh.

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Oh, what's the point?

0:21:000:21:02

Just cos the police ain't charged me

0:21:020:21:03

don't mean they're going to drop it.

0:21:030:21:06

They ain't got nothing.

0:21:060:21:07

They know about the snout in the bin, all right?

0:21:070:21:09

It's just a matter of time.

0:21:090:21:11

You have to make the claim.

0:21:110:21:12

Kat's probably going to get scarred for life, you know?

0:21:120:21:15

-And I get a pay out, yeah?

-I know, I know.

0:21:150:21:17

I know.

0:21:170:21:18

But if you don't make the claim - the Old Bill's going to be on you.

0:21:180:21:23

People are going to start talking.

0:21:230:21:25

Yeah, like they're not already?

0:21:250:21:26

Kat.

0:21:260:21:29

She deserves, and she expects you to get every single penny you can get.

0:21:290:21:32

Mick, Mick, Mick... I know.

0:21:320:21:33

What, you think the money's going to make it better?

0:21:330:21:35

How else you going to feed your kids?

0:21:350:21:37

All right? You've lost everything.

0:21:370:21:39

You've got nothing left.

0:21:390:21:41

You know, this morning, when I was...

0:21:420:21:45

when I was talking to the Old Bill, they were asking...

0:21:450:21:47

It's done.

0:21:470:21:49

It's done. So...

0:21:490:21:51

..just put it to bed.

0:21:520:21:53

So are there going to be strippers there, or...?

0:22:010:22:04

-What goes on on a stag...

-..stays on a stag.

0:22:040:22:06

Come on, don't be a jealous girlfriend, you know, cuz!

0:22:060:22:08

I'm only asking!

0:22:080:22:10

PHONE RINGS

0:22:100:22:11

Five minutes. I'll call you back.

0:22:150:22:16

All right.

0:22:160:22:18

Ooh, who's that?

0:22:200:22:21

Just sorting out Phil's wedding present.

0:22:210:22:23

Right, how do I look?

0:22:230:22:24

-Yeah, them stripper girls are going to love you, boy!

-What?! Dexter!

0:22:240:22:27

Oh, look! You styled him up! Cute, ain't he?

0:22:270:22:30

-Cute!

-HE CHORTLES

0:22:300:22:32

-Right, well, I'm off cos I want to see Lola before I go.

-Lola?

0:22:320:22:35

Yeah, I want to see how Lexi is.

0:22:350:22:37

Well, Lexi's fine. Lola rang.

0:22:370:22:38

I know but - she's going to miss her Uncle Jay, ain't she?

0:22:380:22:41

She's still got her Uncle Dexter, so...

0:22:410:22:42

It ain't the same, is it?

0:22:420:22:43

Well, we can Skype. When we go.

0:22:430:22:45

I know, but I've always been there, ain't I?

0:22:450:22:47

Hold on, what you trying to say? That I ain't?

0:22:470:22:49

I was there before she was born, looking out for her.

0:22:490:22:51

Looking out for her mum, more like.

0:22:510:22:53

You just can't handle it that she knocked you back.

0:22:530:22:55

Bruv, I don't even remember that. What you talking about?

0:22:550:22:57

I bet you two any money that he puts the moves on her when I'm gone.

0:22:570:23:00

Ain't Abi supposed to be the jealous one here?

0:23:000:23:02

And Lola's a free girl, bruv.

0:23:020:23:04

I can do whatever I want. She just broke up with Peter, so...

0:23:040:23:06

So...what have you got Phil, then?

0:23:060:23:08

Well, can't tell you, can I?

0:23:080:23:09

Bruv, you weren't even going to be there.

0:23:090:23:11

-Phil's been like a dad to me.

-What, like you have to Lexi?

-Yeah.

0:23:110:23:14

So, I wanted to say a proper goodbye before we go.

0:23:140:23:16

So, I got him something special. Right, I'm off.

0:23:160:23:19

See yous later.

0:23:190:23:20

Jay's staying for the wedding.

0:23:240:23:26

Oh, well done.

0:23:260:23:28

All something and nothing, I bet, huh?

0:23:280:23:30

You look great.

0:23:300:23:32

That is why you're marrying me.

0:23:320:23:34

Thank you.

0:23:340:23:36

Right, I'm going to drop Denny off at Dot's.

0:23:370:23:39

Don't you do anything I wouldn't, OK?

0:23:390:23:41

See you later.

0:23:410:23:43

No, Jeff, on my life, I swear to God.

0:23:490:23:52

Is this too much?

0:23:520:23:53

Hold up.

0:23:530:23:55

Oh...no.

0:23:550:23:56

How about me and you popping right back up them stairs, right now?

0:23:560:23:59

She doesn't want your mucky fingers all over it.

0:23:590:24:01

Oh, yeah, go on, leave me to the stags.

0:24:010:24:03

I am so late!

0:24:030:24:05

Oi...

0:24:050:24:06

-Mwah!

-See you later.

0:24:080:24:09

Bye!

0:24:090:24:10

No way!

0:24:140:24:16

Yes way.

0:24:160:24:17

This your little surprise, then?

0:24:170:24:19

No, it's Shirley's.

0:24:190:24:20

Have you seen my house? I came here for some peace.

0:24:200:24:22

Yeah, well, you ain't getting none of that tonight!

0:24:220:24:25

-Come on, over here.

-Phil's stag. Just my thing(!)

0:24:250:24:27

Oh, come on, Tam. We need the numbers, man.

0:24:270:24:30

She's going to get cold.

0:24:300:24:31

No, she ain't. Not with the Dexter to warm it up.

0:24:310:24:34

Ain't that right, girl?

0:24:340:24:35

-In your dreams.

-Where's Phil?

0:24:350:24:38

I thought I'd give you a little stag party of your own.

0:24:490:24:51

Dean?

0:24:590:25:00

Mm-hm. It's just a plus one.

0:25:000:25:02

Yeah, but to a wedding!

0:25:020:25:04

It's not like it's our wedding.

0:25:040:25:05

Yeah, but it's going to be so good!

0:25:050:25:07

I mean, you and him. Me and Jay.

0:25:070:25:09

Lola and...

0:25:090:25:11

Well, Lola.

0:25:110:25:13

It'll give her a chance to play gooseberry one last time

0:25:130:25:15

before you drag him off to Bolton.

0:25:150:25:17

Why is everybody making out that I'm stealing him from her?

0:25:170:25:21

He's my boyfriend!

0:25:210:25:23

Joking.

0:25:230:25:24

-Lauren...

-What?

0:25:240:25:27

Jay does really want to go to Bolton, doesn't he?

0:25:280:25:30

I was teasing you.

0:25:300:25:32

It's like you said, he's your boyfriend.

0:25:330:25:36

He's got nothing keeping him here anyway, has he?

0:25:360:25:38

Yeah, but what he said earlier...

0:25:380:25:40

He loves you. He's going with you.

0:25:400:25:43

Just a little later than planned, that's all.

0:25:430:25:45

Right, see you later.

0:25:450:25:46

See ya.

0:25:460:25:48

Stace, don't worry about Alfie.

0:25:540:25:56

He's just stressed out. He don't mean any of that.

0:25:560:25:58

At least Mick's on my side.

0:25:580:26:01

Right, you do know Mick and Linda are pretty tight, don't ya?

0:26:010:26:03

-What?

-Well, it's just, I know what you're like, Stace.

0:26:030:26:06

You having a laugh?

0:26:070:26:09

No. I know you, don't I?

0:26:090:26:10

I ain't interested in Mick!

0:26:100:26:11

Yeah, right. You sound pretty defensive.

0:26:110:26:13

And even if I did, it's none of your business!

0:26:130:26:15

All right, fair enough.

0:26:150:26:16

I knew this would happen, me and you working together.

0:26:160:26:18

Well, I just called it wrong, didn't I?

0:26:180:26:20

No, Max. This is you. This is what you do.

0:26:200:26:22

I ain't going to say sorry for caring about you, am I?

0:26:220:26:24

You're jealous!

0:26:240:26:25

You haven't moved on at all!

0:26:260:26:28

The boys will be wondering where I am.

0:26:340:26:37

I think they'll have other things on their mind.

0:26:370:26:40

Besides...

0:26:400:26:41

I can't let you get married without giving you a present, can I?

0:26:410:26:45

-DOOR OPENS JAY:

-Phil?

0:26:450:26:48

Phil?

0:26:480:26:50

Everyone's waiting.

0:26:510:26:53

I'm not really in the mood, mate.

0:26:530:26:54

Well, it's your stag! You have to be there.

0:26:540:26:56

All right. I'll catch you up in a bit. You go on.

0:26:560:26:58

-I ain't going without you.

-No-one's going to notice, Jay.

0:26:580:27:00

Right...

0:27:030:27:04

I thought you said the Vic.

0:27:230:27:24

I told you, Jay - no funny business.

0:27:240:27:26

Will you just shut up for a minute?

0:27:260:27:28

If anybody tries tying me to a lamppost or anything,

0:27:280:27:30

they'll be sorry.

0:27:300:27:31

What're we doing here?

0:27:310:27:33

Trust me.

0:27:330:27:34

PHIL SIGHS

0:27:360:27:37

This is stupid.

0:27:400:27:41

All right, Dad.

0:27:550:27:57

Ben.

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