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APPLAUSE | 0:00:25 | 0:00:27 | |
We look like we work at a bingo hall in Southend. | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Just smile. We can ceremonially burn them later. | 0:00:36 | 0:00:40 | |
Oh, look at you all! | 0:00:40 | 0:00:43 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce my beautiful wife, | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
Mrs Phil Mitchell! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:50 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:50 | 0:00:51 | |
Welcome to the family. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:53 | |
Whoo! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:02 | |
Shirl? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:21 | |
All right? | 0:01:28 | 0:01:30 | |
Yeah, I'm sweet. Yeah... | 0:01:30 | 0:01:31 | |
It's you I'm worried about. | 0:01:35 | 0:01:36 | |
You don't have to be here. You know, if it's too much. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
What's too much is that coach that Prince Philip | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
and Kate Middle-aged have just arrived in. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:50 | |
Aunt Babe said you went to the town hall. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
Yeah. That was about as useful as a glass hammer, weren't it? | 0:01:56 | 0:02:00 | |
Are you sure you don't want to sit this out? | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
What, and miss the wedding of the decade? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Just give me five minutes and I'll get myself sorted. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
I'm not wearing one of them pink poxy shirts, either. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
It's just, you know, today means a lot to L. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
Oh, really? She never mentioned it. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:26 | |
I just want everything to go exactly as planned. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
Oh, it will. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:31 | |
I'll make sure of it. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:41 | |
Where is he? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
What is wrong with you?! | 0:02:48 | 0:02:50 | |
I honestly thought I was helping! Did you have to tell her now?! | 0:02:50 | 0:02:52 | |
Oh, what, like I wouldn't have found out?! | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
I don't remember domestic drama being on the order of service. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:57 | |
What's the problem? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
If you get stuck today, girls, just remember my matron of honour | 0:02:59 | 0:03:02 | |
mantra, the three Cs - cool, calm and collected. | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
What's happened? | 0:03:06 | 0:03:08 | |
Whatever it is, we're going to take it into the kitchen, | 0:03:08 | 0:03:10 | |
before we lose another cake. Come on, you three. Now. | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
Linda, we all set? | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
Yeah! | 0:03:15 | 0:03:16 | |
Hold the fort. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
I swear, if anyone messes this day up, there will be blood! | 0:03:18 | 0:03:22 | |
Erm, right, I need to get my bags and get Amy from the Vic | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
so I'll call you from the airport, OK? | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
What about the wedding? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
I've got my own relationship to sort out, ain't I? | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
I'll see you, OK. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:43 | |
I'll see you. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:46 | |
I was going to call you, actually. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:58 | |
Oh, lucky me. I'm serious. | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
I'm listening. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:03 | |
Look, if you're going to apologise for standing me up, it's all right... No, I wasn't. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
Oh. Right, no. Of course not. Excuse me, could you just let me finish, please? Fine. Finish. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:15 | |
Are you always this rude? Are you always this annoying? | 0:04:15 | 0:04:19 | |
I knew telling you was a bad idea. I wasn't even going to bother. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
Telling me what? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:23 | |
I don't want anything from you. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
All right, I just thought you had a right to know. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
Well, um... I have got a meeting at the gym | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
and then I need to make my way to the wedding, so... | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
..you've got my number. | 0:04:53 | 0:04:54 | |
DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
Why don't you want to go? It's a free meal. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
I don't feel like it. All right, you go. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:07 | |
I'm not going to go without you and be a total loner, am I? | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
Peter. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:12 | |
I'm going to...get Beth's lunch ready before she cries again. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
You're probably angry with me for the way I ran off like that. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:29 | |
What I did with Rainie - I'm not proud of it. | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
Of...when it happened.... | 0:05:34 | 0:05:35 | |
Look. Yeah, I was angry. For a while. What's the point, though? | 0:05:35 | 0:05:42 | |
We were all feeling so rotten after losing Lucy. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
We've all said and done stuff we didn't mean. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:49 | |
Shall we just put it behind us? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
I'd like that very much. | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
So, come on then. What did I miss? | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
I changed a nappy. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:02 | |
Everything sweet? No. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Tosh and Dean have discovered a second use for the turkey baster. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:10 | |
Disgusting. We were wasted. I thought I was doing 'em a favour. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
Lending someone a fiver's a favour. This is something else. Just hear me out! | 0:06:13 | 0:06:17 | |
The whole pub'll hear you out if you don't keep your voice down. If, IF I'm pregnant, | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
then the baby's going to have a link to your family, | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
it'd have the same DNA. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Do you not see how wrong that is? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
It's wrong, all right. Look, we haven't got time for this! I've got to introduce Sharon and Phil. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:31 | |
L's right. This ain't the time or the place. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
You need to put this on ice till the after the wedding's over. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Can you do that for me, please, Teen? | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Please? | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
Fine. Good girl. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
And not a word of this to Shirley, all right? She's going to | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
be down in a minute, she's got enough on her plate already. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
OK, everyone out! Babe's got to get these starters ready. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
Thanks. For sorting that out. No, no, this is your mess to sort out | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
and you'd do well to remember where your loyalties lie. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Tina's family. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
Now make yourself useful and look after your mother. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
She's going to need you today. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Uh, excuse me! Excuse me, everyone! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Right, ladies and gentlemen, the bride and groom - | 0:07:19 | 0:07:24 | |
Mr and Mrs Phil Mitchell! | 0:07:24 | 0:07:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
Sharon, Phil. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:40 | |
There you are. You took your hair down? | 0:07:51 | 0:07:53 | |
Ah, yeah, sorry I just think it looks better with this outfit. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:58 | |
Oh. | 0:07:58 | 0:07:59 | |
No, they're mine! Oh, she can keep the flowers. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Amy wins again, doesn't she, hey? | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Right, Aleks is waiting for us, OK. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
Look, I'm just really sorry I wasn't there. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:17 | |
Don't worry. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:18 | |
Yeah, you go and enjoy your holiday, yeah? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Congratulations again. | 0:08:20 | 0:08:22 | |
Amy, say thank you. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:23 | |
No! Amy! Say thank you or no holiday! | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Thank you. You're welcome. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:29 | |
See you later. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Have a lovely trip, don't get sunburn! Come on, you. Wear that nice bikini. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
East-End Fruits De Mer Medley? What's that when it's at home? | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
Cockles and whelks. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
Jellied eels would have been better. Still, what do I know? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Nobody asks me anything. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Sorry, no smoking in here, love. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Oh, this place has really gone downhill. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Abi, how many of those have you had? | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
Two...three? | 0:09:03 | 0:09:05 | |
Probably enough for now, eh? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
Oh, look, it's the fun police. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:11 | |
Haven't you put enough of a downer on my day? | 0:09:11 | 0:09:13 | |
Look, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
You're wrong, anyway. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:18 | |
I mean, you've barely been back five minutes, what do you know? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:22 | |
Well, maybe that means I'm seeing things a little bit clearer | 0:09:22 | 0:09:25 | |
than everyone else. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:26 | |
INAUDIBLE | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
Oh, do you want a top up? Yeah. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
GASPS | 0:09:39 | 0:09:40 | |
Oh, sorry. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
Tina! | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
It was an accident! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
Are you all right? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
Yeah. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:56 | |
You need a top-up. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
Well, I hope it's not poisoned. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:12 | |
No need. You've just married poison. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
I don't know how you sleep at night, with all that bitterness. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:17 | |
Two bottles of vodka usually does it. | 0:10:17 | 0:10:20 | |
You two ready? The photographer wants to do a family smash. Boys...? | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
Lovely. Take that, Phil. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Come on, Ben. All right, mate? Where do you want to go? | 0:10:26 | 0:10:29 | |
Hey! Smile. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:34 | |
I do not get it. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
Is he just, like, really good in bed or something? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:40 | |
WHITNEY GASPS | 0:10:40 | 0:10:41 | |
What? | 0:10:41 | 0:10:42 | |
Oi, don't let it get to you. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:49 | |
It ain't. Trust me. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
The ball is firmly in my court today and he knows it. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
What do you want? You said I had your number and I don't. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:09 | |
Yeah, well, it hasn't changed. I deleted it. That's nice. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:12 | |
You said you'd met someone else. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
That speaks volumes about us, doesn't it? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
But still. We should really talk about what we're going to do. We? We barely know each other. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:20 | |
OK, so what? That's it? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
What do you want to do? Do you want to buy a house? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:26 | |
Move in together? Get married? | 0:11:26 | 0:11:27 | |
You don't even have my phone number. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
What's all the commotion about? | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
Mrs B, come on, let's go back inside, they've got some food. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
No, thank you, Arthur. Not at the moment. | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
How do you feel about being a great grandma? | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
Oh, no! Oh, not another one the wrong side of the blanket. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:49 | |
Ladies... Come on, in you get. Good girl. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
I trust I won't come back to find the place in bits. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
It's a market, technically, it's always in bits. | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
Lots of different bits dotted up the street. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Mr Masood, do not muck this up, yeah? | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
Have fun. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:07 | |
Luton Airport, please. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:10 | |
I forgot my headphones. I'll buy you new ones. No, I'm going to go and get some. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
We're going away to talk. Why do you need headphones, huh? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
All right! | 0:12:20 | 0:12:21 | |
Where's Tosh? | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
Don't know, don't care. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Has anyone seen Ian? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:50 | |
Not since the service. | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
What are you doing? I'll be back, OK? | 0:12:55 | 0:12:57 | |
Sharon? | 0:13:01 | 0:13:02 | |
Don't be long, yeah? | 0:13:05 | 0:13:06 | |
I won't, OK? | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Leaving already? | 0:13:17 | 0:13:18 | |
That's lasting almost as long as your marriage to Grant. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
You're only here for the free wine, so drink up and shut your trap. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:25 | |
Come on, fag-ash Lil. Dinner's on the table! | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
I'll be in in a minute, I've just got a quick phone call to make. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:32 | |
Hello, Peggy, it's me. No, Ronnie cocked up, he's married the cow. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:44 | |
And the wine is dreadful. What? | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
Of course I will, you just e-mail it to me | 0:13:50 | 0:13:53 | |
and I'll make sure they get it. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:56 | |
Ian? | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
Ian, my bridesmaid stood me up | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
so there's a spare seat at the top table. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
I was hoping you might be able to fill it. Sharon, I... | 0:14:02 | 0:14:06 | |
Look, I know how hard it is for you coming back here and facing everyone. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
But this is your home. You belong here. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
You need to show people that. She's right, Dad. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
Now, please come to the Vic. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
You'll have Peter and Cindy and Beth with you. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
And your brother will be there, you can have a proper catch-up. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Well, I suppose... And I won't know if the food's any good unless you're there to taste it, will I? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
Go on. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:28 | |
I wasn't going to shoot him. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:52 | |
Not at first. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
It fell out of Sharon's overnight bag. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:03 | |
And it was then that I realised that... | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
it was meant for him. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
She was going to pay him back for everything he had done to her. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:17 | |
And I thought...maybe if I showed him the gun... | 0:15:20 | 0:15:26 | |
..he'd change his mind about the wedding. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
And? | 0:15:33 | 0:15:34 | |
I didn't get the chance. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:38 | |
And then I thought, these two bullets, they were meant for him. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:47 | |
And unlike Sharon, I've got the guts to give them to him. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
He's not worth the bullets. Or the consequences. | 0:15:55 | 0:16:01 | |
Yes, he is. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:05 | |
Grow up. | 0:16:05 | 0:16:06 | |
How many years have you wasted playing star-crossed lovers | 0:16:06 | 0:16:10 | |
with this bloke? | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
Well, guess what? He's married now and it's not to you. | 0:16:15 | 0:16:20 | |
This, what you're doing - it's self-harm. And for what? | 0:16:20 | 0:16:25 | |
For who? For Phil Mitchell? The bloke's a waste of space. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:30 | |
Do yourself a favour and give me the gun. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:36 | |
Give it to me. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
You're better than this. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:44 | |
Fine. | 0:16:52 | 0:16:53 | |
Shoot him. | 0:16:55 | 0:16:56 | |
Go to prison. | 0:16:58 | 0:16:59 | |
What do I care? It'll just be a few more years that we never | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
got the chance to know each other. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:08 | |
Dean! | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
Thank you. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
I'll get rid of this later. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:30 | |
Come on. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:46 | |
Look, you can either stay up here on your own and let him think | 0:17:50 | 0:17:55 | |
he's won, or you can come downstairs with me and stand your ground. | 0:17:55 | 0:18:00 | |
I'm not weak. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
No? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:08 | |
Prove it. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:14 | |
Abi? Ab, are you all right? | 0:18:20 | 0:18:24 | |
What? Tosh and Dean? | 0:18:26 | 0:18:27 | |
Yep. In a cup. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
How is that even possible? | 0:18:29 | 0:18:30 | |
Well, she would have probably had to have been stood on her head. | 0:18:30 | 0:18:33 | |
Where's Sharon? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:37 | |
Babe's pies had to come out of the oven because they were browning and now they're going cold. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:41 | |
Good. I'll alert the kitchen. Right, come on, you lot. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Come on. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:57 | |
You know, I'm really glad that you changed your mind. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:07 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, the main course is served. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
Puff pastry parcel with crushed potatoes and a parsley sauce. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
She means pie and mash! | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:19:20 | 0:19:21 | |
Oi, oi, oi. Great bit of puff pastry, that is. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:26 | |
Listen, I was sorry to hear about Lucy. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
INAUDIBLE CHAT | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
Oh, sorry, Sharon, Phil - Patrick's not feeling very well, | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
so we're going to just head off. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:18 | |
Denise, if... Thanks for having us. We really appreciate it. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:21 | |
And congratulations again. | 0:20:21 | 0:20:22 | |
Congratulations, OK. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
KNOCK ON WINDOW | 0:20:44 | 0:20:45 | |
Acting Market Inspector Tamwar Masood. Can I help? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
THEY SPEAK IN LATVIAN | 0:20:54 | 0:20:56 | |
We're looking for Aleks Shirovs. | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
Oh, he's on holiday. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
SHE TRANSLATES | 0:21:07 | 0:21:08 | |
Can I take a message? | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
SHE TRANSLATES | 0:21:16 | 0:21:18 | |
Please tell him his wife and daughter look for him. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
OK... | 0:21:33 | 0:21:35 | |
After everything we've talked about lately - our future, marriage... | 0:21:45 | 0:21:50 | |
I just can't believe you'd go behind my back like this. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
It was a drunken mistake. We all make them, don't we? | 0:21:52 | 0:21:57 | |
OK, so if this happens... if you are...then what? | 0:22:01 | 0:22:09 | |
Then I guess I'm having a baby. Dean is my nephew! | 0:22:10 | 0:22:14 | |
Do you not understand how many layers of wrong that is? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:17 | |
No. But that's my problem, isn't it? | 0:22:17 | 0:22:21 | |
I've been sitting here going over it in my head, | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
thinking I must be desperate or something. | 0:22:25 | 0:22:29 | |
And if that is true, then there's a reason, ain't there? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
I don't know. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
I do. There's something I'm not getting. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
I want this baby because I want it to want me... | 0:22:43 | 0:22:48 | |
..love me, need me... | 0:22:50 | 0:22:51 | |
..and because I don't think that you do. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
I do love you. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
No. Love is something you can feel. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
It's like standing in the sun. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
You know when you're in it and when you're not. | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Ronnie, don't you think that maybe there's a reason why God has | 0:23:22 | 0:23:29 | |
given you this baby? | 0:23:29 | 0:23:30 | |
Look, Ronnie's right - we barely know each another. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
Yes, Charlie, but you don't know... | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
And anyway, a baby needs a father. | 0:23:37 | 0:23:40 | |
I think you're probably speaking to the wrong two people to argue | 0:23:40 | 0:23:44 | |
that case, Dot. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:46 | |
Well, maybe this is an opportunity... | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
you know, for you two to make things right. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:53 | |
You know, be the parents you never had. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
And plus you've always got us, you know. | 0:23:55 | 0:23:58 | |
I appreciate you all caring, I really do. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:01 | |
I didn't come back here because I wanted to start a family. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:06 | |
I came back here because I'm selling up. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
I'm leaving London for good. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
No, don't, Ronnie! | 0:24:10 | 0:24:11 | |
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Dot. | 0:24:11 | 0:24:13 | |
I really am. Charlie, you can't let her go like this. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:17 | |
Why not? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
I wouldn't know the first thing about being a dad anyway. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
I've never really had one. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:22 | |
You coming to help? | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
I need a break. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:37 | |
Seeing the happy couple out there's making my stomach turn. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:42 | |
You're a better woman than me. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
I couldn't sit out there with that happening. | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
Who said I'm going to? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:48 | |
How's the old bread and butter pudding? | 0:25:02 | 0:25:05 | |
Yeah, it's good, good. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:06 | |
Actually, Mick, it's panettone pudding. | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
It's a bit more upmarket. Only the best for our wedding couple. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:12 | |
Did you use organic ingredients? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Obviously. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
It's kind of funny to think I was going to get married. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:26 | |
Nah, what's funny was seeing you getting hoisted | 0:25:26 | 0:25:28 | |
out of the church over Dad's shoulder. Gutted I missed that. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
Ah, well, I can't wait to get married. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:32 | |
Well, obviously not yet! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:36 | |
In a few years, when I find the right bloke. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Shut it! Ah, I didn't say anything. Why you getting all defensive? | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
What is the matter with you? You've had a face like a dropped pasty all day. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
A what?! | 0:25:56 | 0:25:57 | |
It means you've been a bit miserable, that's all. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Have you noticed Shirley in there? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:06 | |
Well, she's a bit hard to miss, babe. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
I just wonder what it must be like for her. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
Watching the man that she loves all over another woman. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:20 | |
Why are we talking about this? Phil's made his decision. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
Well, I'm trying to point out the similarities. | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
What similarities? | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
You're in love with Lola. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
There you are. Jay, listen, come on, you're needed inside for speeches. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:38 | |
Jay? | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
Yes, all right. I'm coming. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:41 | |
Listen, is everything all right, Abs? | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
Abs? | 0:26:51 | 0:26:52 | |
Fine. Everything's fine. | 0:26:53 | 0:26:55 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, you all knew it was coming. The speeches. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:16 | |
You boys better watch your mouths, yeah? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
All right, well, as first best man, | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
or best best man as I like to call it, I'll keep it short. | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
A bit like Phil. | 0:27:32 | 0:27:33 | |
Easy! | 0:27:36 | 0:27:37 | |
I wasn't talking about your height - a conversation I overheard | 0:27:39 | 0:27:42 | |
Sharon having with Linda, but I'd best not repeat it, eh? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:45 | |
I can vouch for that. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:46 | |
No, but in all seriousness, I just want to say that Phil was | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 | |
good enough to take me in and I wouldn't change that for the world. | 0:27:50 | 0:27:53 | |
That being said, I didn't have to marry him. | 0:27:53 | 0:27:55 | |
Um, Sharon, I've got one word of advice | 0:27:55 | 0:27:57 | |
if you're going to spend every night with him for the rest | 0:27:57 | 0:28:00 | |
of your life and it literally is just one word - | 0:28:00 | 0:28:03 | |
earplugs. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:04 | |
I did have some other stuff, but it's just more of the same, | 0:28:08 | 0:28:10 | |
so I'd like to hand you over to the second best man, Ben. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:13 | |
I'm going to keep it short and sweet as well. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Um, it's no secret I've made some mistakes in the past and my dad, | 0:28:26 | 0:28:32 | |
well, he's always been there when I needed him... | 0:28:32 | 0:28:36 | |
and that's why, Sharon, I know you can rest assured, | 0:28:37 | 0:28:42 | |
you've got a good man there. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:44 | |
He's going to stand by you for life. No matter what. | 0:28:46 | 0:28:49 | |
To the new Mr and Mrs Mitchell. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:55 | |
ALL: The new Mr and Mrs Mitchell. | 0:28:56 | 0:28:58 | |
I've actually got some words that Peggy sent me | 0:29:06 | 0:29:09 | |
that she'd like me to read out, if you don't mind. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:12 | |
"My darling son, Phil, it breaks my heart not to be here with you today." | 0:29:14 | 0:29:20 | |
Aw! | 0:29:20 | 0:29:21 | |
"But nothing breaks my heart more than the idea of seeing you | 0:29:22 | 0:29:26 | |
"marry that no-good silly old tart..." | 0:29:26 | 0:29:29 | |
Someone's had too much buck's fizz, I think! | 0:29:29 | 0:29:31 | |
Excuse me, that's mine! Peggy asked me... | 0:29:31 | 0:29:33 | |
All right, Ben. Ben! I'll read it. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
I'm sure we'd all love to hear what Peggy's got to say. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
Sharon, Sharon, just leave it. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
"Nothing breaks my heart more than the idea of seeing you | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
"married to that silly old tart. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:49 | |
"I'd like to say don't come running to me | 0:29:49 | 0:29:52 | |
"when it's all over, but you will. | 0:29:52 | 0:29:54 | |
"And I'll be the one picking up the pieces just like I was | 0:29:54 | 0:29:59 | |
"with your brother." | 0:29:59 | 0:30:00 | |
She goes on a bit. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:03 | |
Sharon, just delete it. It's rubbish. | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
Er, yeah, you're right. It's rubbish. | 0:30:07 | 0:30:10 | |
My phone! | 0:30:10 | 0:30:11 | |
Right, I'd like to make a speech of my own. | 0:30:11 | 0:30:14 | |
Oh, here we go. | 0:30:14 | 0:30:15 | |
It's no secret that Peggy and I have never seen eye to eye. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:20 | |
We've both gone more rounds than Mike Tyson. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
Well, come to think of it, so have me and Phil. | 0:30:23 | 0:30:26 | |
But that's the reason we're here today. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:30 | |
The difference between us and Peggy. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:32 | |
The difference between my own mum | 0:30:34 | 0:30:36 | |
and dad, who, most of you know, ran the pub we're sitting in for years. | 0:30:36 | 0:30:40 | |
And it's called forgiveness. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:43 | |
There's not one person in this room who hasn't done something | 0:30:44 | 0:30:48 | |
they regret. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:49 | |
So, I'd like to propose a toast. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:55 | |
To fresh starts. | 0:30:55 | 0:30:56 | |
ALL: Fresh starts. | 0:30:56 | 0:30:57 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
Emma, it's Peter Beale. Yeah, I'm good, thanks. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
Erm, have you got a sec? Peter? | 0:31:12 | 0:31:14 | |
Sorry, I'll call you back. | 0:31:15 | 0:31:17 | |
Are you going? | 0:31:19 | 0:31:20 | |
I've got a bit of a headache, so I'm going to... | 0:31:20 | 0:31:23 | |
I could come with you if you want? | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
Stay. Enjoy the party. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:27 | |
Your hair looks nice. | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
Hey. Are you coming back in? | 0:31:35 | 0:31:37 | |
Come on, then. | 0:31:39 | 0:31:41 | |
Um... I just need to quickly go and talk to Peter. | 0:31:41 | 0:31:44 | |
Look, I thought we were giving this a go. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
Yeah. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
Come on, then. | 0:31:50 | 0:31:51 | |
I'm sorry. Apology accepted. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:56 | |
No. No, I'm sorry. I mean, I... | 0:31:56 | 0:31:58 | |
I can't do this any more. | 0:31:58 | 0:32:00 | |
I mean, whatever this is...this. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:02 | |
Is this a joke? | 0:32:04 | 0:32:06 | |
No. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:08 | |
You're a little girl. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:13 | |
You're a stupid little girl who spends her time running after | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
a stupid little boy whose dad just happens to love a brass. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:22 | |
Like father, like son, I guess. | 0:32:24 | 0:32:26 | |
Anyway, I don't think I could have said it better than Sharon, | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
but that's exactly what today is - it's a fresh start. | 0:32:38 | 0:32:41 | |
And I couldn't have picked a better woman to make it with. | 0:32:41 | 0:32:44 | |
Oh, Phil. | 0:32:48 | 0:32:49 | |
I hope you don't mind me butting in, | 0:32:51 | 0:32:52 | |
but I've got a little speech of my own, if you don't mind. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
Shirl. No. Go on, Shirley. Let's hear what you've got to say. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:59 | |
Not unless you want to tell Sharon? | 0:32:59 | 0:33:01 | |
Why don't we all just...? No. | 0:33:04 | 0:33:06 | |
Tell me what? | 0:33:08 | 0:33:09 | |
You said you picked the better woman. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:15 | |
So why did you sleep with me last Friday? | 0:33:16 | 0:33:18 | |
Hello, I'm Sophie Long with your 90 second update. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
Ian Henning's been held hostage by Islamic State extremists | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
since December. | 0:34:10 | 0:34:11 | |
Today, his wife made an emotional appeal in the hope | 0:34:11 | 0:34:14 | |
his captors will let him go. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:16 |