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Right. Get your drinks in. About to start the darts. 501.

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-The rules are simple.

-Yeah, if you say so.

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-Yeah. The men...

-The Avengers.

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-..versus the women.

-Er, excuse me. Have a look at that, eh?

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"Queen Victorious." What sort of team name's that?

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-The Avengers versus the Women, yeah?

-Yes. Now there's a sequel.

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Can none of you lot read?

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-You all right, Mick?

-Yeah, you all right?

-Yeah.

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501? I'm going to mess the scores up. Can you help me?

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Hold on. Hold on. She's a reserve for the ladies. Right?

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-Yeah.

-Well, that's a conflict of interests. Ref! Ref?

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-We need to...

-Ref?! What? There's a ref as well now?

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Kushy, you need tranquillity and calm for darts. Not shouting.

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You mind your own team, yeah?

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Look, can we just get on with it, please?

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Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. We're still missing a player!

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-Who?

-Where-where's Jay?

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This has got nothing to do with you.

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Er, he broke up with you, psycho.

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Or were you lying?

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-Jay, can we please talk away from her?

-Aw, like grown-ups?

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You're like jail bait.

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-You're so disgusting...

-Go home, Louise! All right?

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Or go to the darts, go wherever you're going, I don't really care!

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Jay, look, I mean...

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so many people have bigger age gaps than us. It's hardly anything.

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What! What are you talking about, you silly little girl?

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-Oi, now, that's mean.

-Go away, Louise.

-Jay...

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And you! Right, go away! I don't want to see you

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-and I don't want to talk to you.

-Jay, we never slept together.

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We didn't and we can wait. OK? We can. I know...

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Do you know what the worst thing is?

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That I liked you and now I've got to live with that.

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Jay, I really liked you too! You know I did...

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Oh, shut up, Linzi, or Star - whatever it is you call yourself.

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Just stay away from me. Right? I don't want to see you.

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Do you know, you-you were the one who asked for my number.

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You were the one who bought me drinks in the cafe

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when my mum was getting drunk. It was YOU.

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And do you know what? You didn't even ask my age.

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You didn't care!

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-You just thought I was fit!

-Oi! You! I want a word.

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Ergh. Beetroot in a canape?

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I think people would rather have little mini pizzas,

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little mini burgers...

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Well, Ian said sophisticated, so you know...

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Can't you just put posh cheese on the pizza?

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He's letting me suggest things for the new menu,

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so don't take the mick.

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He's actually taking me seriously.

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All right, well I'm just saying if you want me to sample,

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I ain't eating beetroot. Oh, not these things again!

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DOOR BUZZER

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BABY CRIES I thought I'd got away with that.

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-Will you just get rid of whoever that is.

-Yeah, all right.

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Oh, Kyle, don't go overboard. It's only the Pride of Walford Awards,

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-not the Brits.

-Like pop stars know how to eat.

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-Oh.

-Neighbour let me in. Just saw Martin go off.

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Wondered if either of you fancied darts over the road.

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I'm working on the menu for Friday's awards, Stacey's helping.

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Oh, right. Where is she? Stace?

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With the baby.

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OK.

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I've got a good palate. I could help.

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-Sorry, but...

-Oh, hello.

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I was coming to see if either of you fancied the Vic.

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But I've invited myself for food instead, if that's all right?

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Oh, right. Um...yeah, sure.

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What's this?

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I've just had that come through my door, courtesy of your brat.

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-Ew!

-Why is there a poo in that bag?

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-A what?!

-Louise!

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-A poo?

-Can you take it out, please, Denise!

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Lee was bomb disposals, Dad. Shall I grab him?

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Yeah, you might have to. I'm not dealing with that.

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So, Phil, you going to do something about your daughter?

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Finally?

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Well, you talk a lot of it, don't you?

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So ain't surprising it comes back to you at some stage.

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What kind of animal are you?!

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Even for the Mitchells, this is a new low.

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-Oh, please just take it out.

-Yeah, she has got a point.

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Why don't you just flush the poo?

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That smug little cow posted this through my door!

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Oi! Don't you smirk at me!

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Dee, Dee! Flush the poo.

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Ah! Jay, you're here. Come on. Let's get the game started.

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Come on.

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Jay. Jay! How'd it go with Linzi?

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Forget her. What's happening with these two?

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Er, she can't take her eyes off him.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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What are you doing here?

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I didn't know where else to go. I don't wanna go home.

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Is anyone else in?

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They're over at the pub. Why are you here anyway, though?

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You haven't been talking to Jay again, have you?

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-Seriously, Louise will flip out...

-No. Louise Mitchell is evil.

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She's all right. What's happened?

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He said I was just a kid!

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Please don't you start saying that again too,

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because you, you're meant to be my mate,

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and if I haven't got you, Bex, I haven't got anyone!

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I am on your side!

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-Have you told your mum?

-My mum?

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I really don't want to go home at the minute.

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Can you imagine what she'd say

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if I told her that all this had been going on?

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I just... I just think your mum should know.

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I don't want Jay to get into any trouble.

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You don't get it, Bex. I LOVE him!

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And he hates me.

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I mean, he couldn't care if I was dead or alive. No-one could!

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DOOR SLAMS SHUT

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That Denise back?

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Dee! Show your face.

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I got a call from someone at the pub, who will remain nameless,

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and they told me a story about you,

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a plastic bag, a pair of Marigolds...

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Um, explain yourself, please.

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Louise Mitchell. And her father's just sitting there. Oh, in the pub.

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Allegedly on the wagon. I tell you what, an alcoholic never changes.

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-The sooner he goes and kills himself, the better.

-Mum!

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Libby, look, you don't know the half of it, love.

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You really don't, because it's been amazing.

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So, Ben kicked out Abi...

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Well, I'm glad to hear that everyone's been focusing on

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the important things.

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Well, it was important because she'd told Ben she was pregnant,

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-and then...

-I don't care.

-Libby.

-I'm going out.

-Lib?

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She didn't go through that whole teenage stroppy thing

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like Chelsea, did she?

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Maybe it's just late.

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No, something's wrong. She seemed a bit upset earlier.

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She won't tell me what it is though, but I tell you this...

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What?

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What?

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Oh, come on. Spit it out.

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OK, um...

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But don't get mad or anything.

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But, um, you've been a bit interfering recently.

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A bit obsessive.

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You can look at me how you want,

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but I just think you're looking for problems that's not there.

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Maybe your life's empty.

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OK, you can stop that now.

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Seriously.

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It's just a thought.

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Hashtag, just sayin'.

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I'm going to, I'm going to check on Libby.

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Yeah. She's... OK...

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CHEERING

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-44.

-34!

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Paul! Paul, you're up. Go.

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-14.

-What?

-No, it's 42! What's wrong with you?

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Urgh! I don't like this. I don't like being in charge.

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Someone take the pen.

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THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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-Don't let them bully you, Teen.

-No, I give up!

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Here, Phil! Make yourself useful.

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-Do a bit of scoring.

-Yeah, go on, Phil.

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Paul, come on. It's your go.

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Phil, do you mind?

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Right, no cheating, Phil. All right?

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Oh, Mick. How's Linda?

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Just spending a bit of time on her own, babe.

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All right, boy! Focus. Come on.

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-Yes!

-At least he can throw straight.

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Mick, where's Masood? Is he not coming?

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He should be over here, but he's over there on his own.

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-What happened?

-That basket case, Phil Mitchell.

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I'm pregnant.

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I-I'm sorting it. He-he-he doesn't love me.

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-Sorting it?

-Mum, I...

-Pregnant?

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You're pregnant?

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Oh. Libby! Libby! Oh, Libby!

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Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum, you don't understand.

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I can't have a baby, we don't work together and, and he...

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He? He? What's he got to do with it?

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I didn't need a man to bring you up, did I, Libby?

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Libby, look, look - it might not feel like it,

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but this is the best thing that could have happened.

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I'm not having it, Mum.

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So, sorry. What are you going to do? You're going to...

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get an abortion?

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Don't be so stupid!

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Oh, Libby. I'm sorry. I think I'm going to cry.

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-We have to celebrate this.

-You don't understand.

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But we can sort everything.

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We'll all be there. Lord knows, I'm wasting my time at work.

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I can be there for you 24/7.

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I've got to go and get some champagne!

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-Seriously?

-Seriously.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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This is my first grandchild.

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It's something to celebrate.

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DOOR CLOSES

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You're, erm, missing out, over the Vic, you know, with the old arrows.

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Not my thing.

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-My son tell you to do this? Babysit me?

-No.

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I just thought it would be better than sitting here

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dwelling on your kids.

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-You know, um, but if you wanna sulk...

-Sulk?

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I'm unpacking.

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-Carmel asked after you.

-Oh, Carmel.

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I think she's all right. You know, when she ain't cleansing your aura.

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Yeah.

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-How's Linda?

-She's good. She's good.

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Johnny's home. Good distraction.

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You should get back there, they'll be missing you.

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-Your family.

-Well, Kamil, he'll be home soon.

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I thought he was just visiting his mum?

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-Zainab says... Who knows?

-Come over the Vic, it'll be sweet.

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Carmel'll be pleased to see you, you know.

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Why don't you just roll that dice.

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You know what, I've been thinking about that myself.

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-Good man.

-Yeah.

-I'll see you later.

-Yeah, laters.

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Right, so...me and Paul are solid.

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Me and Abi are done, maybe it's time to put it all straight.

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You know what I mean.

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He's been really good, you know. He doing well being in the pub.

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It don't mean he's going to take you coming out well, does it?

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Bruv, I don't get you.

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You're the one who keeps telling me to be myself.

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I swear, earlier you were practically begging me to tell him.

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I know, but there's been enough agg today.

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-What agg? What, Denise?

-And the rest.

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I'm not interrupting anything, am I?

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No. No, mate. No, sorry.

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So, you got yourself a boyfriend.

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Darts boy out there.

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Oh, come on, mate.

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If it's meant to be a secret, you could keep it better.

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He's a good looking guy.

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Bit Blue Peter, but...if that's your thing.

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Yeah. What was that one that you went off with?

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-He weren't exactly the alpha male...

-Yeah, all right.

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Ooh. Sore point?

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So, what if it is? Maybe you've got the right idea, then.

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With that Paul. You're not the only gay in the village any more.

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-If you go near him, Johnny...

-Oh, come on, Ben.

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I'm not going to steal your boyfriend, get a grip.

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Before I left, I use to think you was a bit...wound.

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-Tight.

-Thanks.

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But you don't seem like that now. And that's down to him, ain't it?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, it is.

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I've never heard of it!

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I bet you'll recognise it, I swear. Look. It's loading.

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It probably wasn't scary enough for me.

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-PHONE RINGS

-Oh, were you a brave little girl?

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-Build a fort and watch the horrors inside with your teddies?

-What?

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-I was always rubbish with scary stuff...

-Oh, look, this is it!

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Oh! I HAVE seen this, I have definitely seen this!

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-My brother made me watch this!

-Cruel!

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Oh, no, not this one. My real brother,

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I mean, sorry, the brother that I grew up with.

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I can't believe I forgot about this show!

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You know what used to scare me as a kid? The Dark Crystal.

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-Did you watch it?

-Oh, no, he's too young!

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-Honestly, we're too young, it was just about.

-Look it up.

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Has she told you?

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She's told me.

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I got champagne!

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Now, Libby, I've been thinking I can always get the time off work...

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You might wanna hear her out.

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I know you must be worried about, about your studies, your work,

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yourself, but...

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Go on, Libby. Tell her how you feel.

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But I'm going to be there for you.

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It's fine, we all are.

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And Pearl's the same age, ain't she?

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Hey, they're going to grow up like little sisters.

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If that's what Libby wants.

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-Of course it is.

-It's not, Mum.

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Well, that's just the shock talking, ain't it?

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Dee, if she doesn't want to have a baby...

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So what are you going to do? You're pregnant.

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It's a bit late now, ain't it?

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Glasses.

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-Listen, I'll talk to her.

-You don't understand.

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-She'll come round.

-It's too late.

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-Right, here we go.

-Come on, Son.

-Dutch courage.

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CHEERING

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-18!

-Oi! We're getting thrashed, here.

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Well, up your game and we might stand a chance.

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-He can't take the punishment.

-Love you!

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# Your love is lifting me higher

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# Than I've ever been lifted before... #

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Just throw the last dart, woman! Please.

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51 for the women.

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Louise, where's my Rebecca? She should be here watching this.

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-Come on, Mr Coker. You're up.

-Come on, son. Focus.

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Paul, good luck.

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Come on, then. Get on with it.

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-7.

-'7!'

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Look. Just ignore him, all right? Come on, next dart?

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Yeah, go on, Paul.

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-No, it's not fair, It's not right.

-Sharon.

-No, she's right.

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You're his mum, Kath, come on. He's not doing this any more.

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I can't believe you just did that.

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You, um, you don't really drink, do you?

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-She can't.

-Kyle!

-How come?

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Er, I've-I've just been away...

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Don't worry, I heard about it on the Square before big mouth here,

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no secrets between you and me any more.

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BABY CRIES

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Oh, excuse me.

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Are we having a competition, or have we got a problem?

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You tell me.

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All right, tough guy.

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She's my sister.

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-Yeah, I know.

-And she's engaged.

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I know that too.

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So...keep out.

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Of what, mate?

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DOOR OPENS

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I've got to go.

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I'll see you around.

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He's a tool...

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-and a creep.

-Shut up. He's all right.

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We interrupting? Cos we're missing our scorer at the darts.

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-You trying to be funny?

-Are you? Walking out like that?

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Don't you want him to be happy?

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After everything you've... Well, what we've BOTH put him through.

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Shouldn't our son have a shot at being normal?

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And that's "being normal," is it?

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Phil, he's our son. It's about time we both put him first.

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I have, ever since I've brought him up on my own.

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Yeah, I've heard some great stories about the way he's been brought up.

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Listen, if you think I'm going to be all right with my son doing that

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in the middle of the Vic, throwing it in my face...

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Throwing it in your face?! Do you know what?

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I don't know why we bothered. Come on, Sharon. We're wasting our time.

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You're making him miserable, Phil. He don't deserve that.

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-And I don't deserve a son like that.

-No, you don't.

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After all he's put up with, and he still loves you.

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He doesn't care what you've done,

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so why should you care who he sleeps with?

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You know, you should be ashamed of yourself, not your son.

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All right, I tell you what. You go over there.

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You tell him it's all down to me.

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That he's exactly the sort of man that I, that I wished I had raised.

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Fine.

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-He hates himself, you know.

-What?

-I said, he hates himself.

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-I thought you'd know what that's like.

-He don't hate himself.

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Yes, he does. For-For loving Paul, for being gay, for letting you down.

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He's been beating himself up over it for months, for years,

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ever since I've known him.

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What am I supposed to do about that, eh?

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Well, he knows what you think about him,

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that's why he hides it, that's why he hates it. All this...

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this is all for you, Phil.

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I thought I'd come and watch the darts for a bit.

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They've disbanded, just when we were about to thrash them.

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Well, you've got them running scared, Babe.

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-He said anything?

-What?

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Johnny.

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You still worrying about Nancy?

0:20:440:20:45

-No, um, Masood.

-Masood?

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Yeah, he said he was going to pop in here...

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Yeah, Masood will do what he wants, mate. Always has done.

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-Car crash waiting to happen, that bloke. Same again, please.

-Yeah.

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Sharon and everyone still over there with Dad?

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Yeah. Well, screw him. If he can't be happy for you...

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No, I don't know why you did that in front of everyone.

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-It's really gross.

-Are you for real?

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No, not the gay thing, just really tacky,

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and well embarrassing.

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Well, you wait.

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Hormones are coming for you, girl.

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Brace yourself.

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What's the matter, sausage?

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You won't like it.

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It's all right. I can handle it.

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As long as it's not Ben Mitchell, cos I...

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No, it's just seeing him happy.

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-I don't know. I told him to come out, to tell his dad...

-What?

0:21:390:21:44

I didn't know he'd leave like that.

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Phil had much more warning than Dad, and he was OK.

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Yeah, well, it takes some people a little bit of time.

0:21:510:21:55

Are you feeling sad about Gianluca, then?

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Everyone gets their heart broken at some point, don't they?

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Unless you're straight, of course, in that case it's all right.

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I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pull a face.

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Look, I'm not going to be a fan of anyone who breaks you heart, am I?

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Right? Girl...or boy.

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Sorry, mate. I tried.

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All right, Mas! You coming to the darts?

0:22:450:22:47

Uh, no, I'm heading into town.

0:22:470:22:49

Dad, you seen this? Nancy and Tam about to get on the plane.

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Oh, you got this?

0:22:510:22:52

What is it?

0:22:540:22:55

-No. No, I didn't.

-Maybe it got delayed or something?

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PHONE BEEPS There you are.

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Bless 'em.

0:23:060:23:08

-Mas? I-I thought you was going up...

-Oh, forget it.

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Take them.

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It might have been a good idea to sit down and talk to him.

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-Jack.

-And me. He was dating my niece.

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-I'm sure he'll come round.

-Ben, can I have a word?

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Haven't you done enough?

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My dad's never going to talk to me again.

0:23:330:23:35

-Well, you took your time.

-What did you say to him?

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-HE WHISPERS:

-Shut up, Ben.

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Why don't you, er, get a round in, then?

0:23:460:23:49

What?

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Not for me, for family and um...

0:23:510:23:54

If you have to.

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I thought there was, er, a match on, eh?

0:23:580:24:01

Right. Break over.

0:24:020:24:05

-HE WHISPERS:

-Thank you.

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Act cool, act cool, act cool.

0:24:180:24:21

Same again, please, Trace.

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A casino?

0:24:290:24:31

-Ain't that, like, bang against your Allah thing?

-No, it isn't.

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Oh. Oh, I get it. So Tamwar leaves, you wreck yourself,

0:24:350:24:38

gives him a reason to come back.

0:24:380:24:39

-That's what you think of me, is it?

-Not until this very minute, nah.

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Look, I had a bit of a problem with it, gambling and...

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But I got it all under control, it's just... I don't know.

0:24:460:24:48

-I-I didn't know.

-What?

0:24:510:24:54

-You'd got a problem.

-Had.

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-So you like a flutter.

-That's not very helpful.

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Just, you know, Carmel.

0:25:020:25:05

She's a gamble.

0:25:050:25:07

Just like any treacle, you know, so if you really want to take a risk,

0:25:070:25:11

you know, surely there's better ways of doing it

0:25:110:25:14

than ironing all your money out in a casino.

0:25:140:25:16

Look, if you don't want to have a baby, she'll understand.

0:25:210:25:23

-Champagne!

-You think?

0:25:230:25:26

Listen, I didn't think I'd be the best mum,

0:25:260:25:28

I didn't think it was my kind of thing.

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Even your mum. Look, before she had you and Chelsea

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she was out all the time, partying hard.

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But you wouldn't think that looking at her now.

0:25:370:25:40

What are you two doing out here? We've got champagne in there.

0:25:400:25:43

Right! Libby, not you,

0:25:480:25:51

I got you orange juice. Gosh, eh? Not drinking, challenging.

0:25:510:25:58

Well, for me, not you.

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You never really drink anyway, do you?

0:26:000:26:01

No. There's a first time for everything though, isn't there?

0:26:010:26:05

No, Libby, don't. Come on.

0:26:050:26:06

One won't hurt. I had a couple when I was pregnant.

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No, it's fine because I'm not pregnant.

0:26:090:26:11

Or at least, I won't be for long.

0:26:110:26:13

Now, come on.

0:26:130:26:15

We discussed this, you're not having an abortion, you're not...

0:26:150:26:17

It's too late. I've already been.

0:26:170:26:20

I've taken a pill and then I go back tomorrow and I take the rest.

0:26:200:26:24

So, sorry, Mum, Auntie Kim...

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There's no baby.

0:26:270:26:28

It's a bit late now. Cat's out of the bag.

0:26:440:26:47

-Do you reckon Phil'll walk you down the aisle?

-Shut up!

0:26:490:26:53

Shall we go back to mine? Everyone's out.

0:26:530:26:55

What about the darts?

0:26:550:26:57

-How could you do that to me?

-Star, she had to know!

0:26:570:26:59

More drama. Come on.

0:26:590:27:01

Right. Come on, Jay.

0:27:030:27:04

-Now's your chance to save The Avengers, boy.

-Thank you, Jack.

0:27:040:27:08

-Oh, come on, Jay. Concentrate.

-Hey! Whose side are you on?

0:27:110:27:15

Quiet, please. Let's just have a little bit of tranquillity.

0:27:150:27:20

-Where the hell is he?!

-Oi! Do you mind?

0:27:200:27:23

Well?!

0:27:250:27:28

Rebecca?

0:27:280:27:29

Where's the nonce that's been sleeping with my daughter?

0:27:290:27:31

She's 14 years old! Come on.

0:27:310:27:34

Come on, tell me - who is it?

0:27:340:27:35

It's him. It's Jay Mitchell.

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