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The removal men will be here any minute. You'll have to wake him.

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Let him sleep.

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It's probably the first comfortable night he's had in weeks.

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Well...

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..I think we're as ready as we'll ever be.

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You've not packed your heart pills, have you?

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-No, they're by the bed.

-Oh, good.

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You feeling OK?

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Me? I'm fine.

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Well, I will be when I've done what I need to do.

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Well, there's nothing left to pack.

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I don't mean with the move, I mean with Jay.

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If we were staying,

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he'd be welcome to have Paul's room.

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I'm going to have to find him somewhere else to live.

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It's not your concern.

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So whose concern is it?

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No-one's.

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That's why he's been sleeping rough.

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That young lad has had nothing but struggles all his life.

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His dad died, you know, when he was little - just like Paul.

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I'm sorry, I'm not going to turn my back on him.

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Not after the state I found him in.

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Once a social worker...

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Yes.

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Aren't you meant to be at the physio with Jane?

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She told me not to wait.

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Said she'd get a taxi back.

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Just looking for the paperwork

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that I was doing last night.

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Right, got it.

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-If you need me, I'll be at the restaurant, yeah?

-OK.

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Look, just tell me you've e-mailed everyone, all right?

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No, I don't care if you're in the library.

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You're my best man, ain't you?

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Good. See, that weren't hard, was it? Ta-ta.

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You shouldn't go phoning your brother at uni.

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If he answered his text messages, I wouldn't have to, would I?

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Has he told all your mates the stag's been cancelled?

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Yeah.

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I don't know why you've cancelled that anyway.

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I am having another hen do and I'm getting plastered this time.

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Mick! Mick!

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What? I can do it...

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No, you need to take it easy, all right?

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Serving's one thing, but heavy lifting's something else.

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No, L's right.

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Go and relax upstairs, we'll call you if we need you.

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That's a good idea. You tell her, Lee.

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No, no. Why don't you all just stop this now?

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I'm fine, OK?

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And this morning, at breakfast,

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that joke that came on the radio and you all wanted to laugh

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and you stopped yourselves. What was that about?

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It didn't seem right...

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Well, it is, OK?

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I want you to laugh.

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I want you to talk about babies, like it's normal.

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Does that mean Lee can start bottling again,

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cos it can't be healthy, like, holding it in.

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You know what I mean?

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Oh, he ain't happy.

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Look at him, got one brewing, have we, boy?

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Stop it!

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No, it's not that. I just haven't heard anything from the job yet.

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No news is good news.

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-The second interview went well, yeah?

-Yeah, no, it did.

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Listen, I'm pretty certain I got it,

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I just hate not knowing, you know.

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Anyway, they're not going to let me

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slip through their fingers, are they?

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You didn't.

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For although he has gone,

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he will never be forgotten.

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ALL: Never be forgotten.

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And we will always remember his habit

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of disappearing every time it was his round.

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THEY LAUGH

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His terrible jokes...

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Him stinking the hearse out with pickled eggs and sausage rolls.

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THEY LAUGH

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Oi, that's enough of that!

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-I said it was too soon, didn't I?

-No, it's not that.

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I wouldn't feel I'd retired if we didn't go through the tradition,

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but you're supposed to say nice things about me!

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-We were being nice!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Remember when Larry Fielding retired?

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Les droned on so much about how much he'd be missed,

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the poor bloke fell asleep in the coffin!

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THEY LAUGH

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Yeah, and that plaque's wrong for a start.

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I started work at 16, not 18.

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Go on, get it out of here before a customer comes in.

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Hang on a minute, I think you've retired, ain't you?

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I'm the one who gives the orders now.

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Lads, please.

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Billy, whilst I've got you on your own...

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What?

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We've...

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We've got young Jay upstairs.

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-Jay?!

-Yeah. Pam found him in the homeless shelter yesterday.

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He's in a mess.

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He was telling us...

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Well, he's experienced things no young lad should have to go through.

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Pam's determined to sort his life out before we leave.

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Is he still on the drugs?

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Well, he says he isn't and I believe him.

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He needs help...

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and I, for one, would sleep easier tonight

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knowing he was being taken care of.

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Oh, Les, I can't take him in again.

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I mean, what if Social Services come sniffing around?

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They'll take the kids off of us...

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Yeah, but the kids don't spend much time in here, do they?

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And you're an undertaker's assistant short, aren't you?

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You mean, give him a job?

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Les, I'd love to help him out, mate...

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Think about it.

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It'll be your first managerial decision.

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I'd hoped you were with your grandad up north.

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Never thought you'd be sleeping rough.

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It weren't how I saw it playing out either.

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Why didn't you come back sooner?

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To what?

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People round here ain't exactly been welcoming, have they?

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I'm here.

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You could have come back to see me.

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It's cos I left you in the van, ain't it?

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Look, I told you before I went.

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I just needed to get away,

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it felt like my time.

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It was like when you got out of the nick,

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you didn't want to come straight back here, did you?

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-That was different.

-Well, so's this.

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Yeah, well, you're here now.

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I'm going to talk to my dad,

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get you back in the Arches.

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-I've got a right couple of muppets working...

-Don't bother.

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I don't want anything from Phil.

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I'm done with feeling grateful to him.

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Oh, hello, Pam.

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You're off to Worthing today, aren't you?

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Yes, but the thing is...

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I've left Ben at mine,

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with Jay.

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-Jay?!

-Long story short,

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I found Jay in a homeless shelter.

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Homeless?!

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But I don't want to go into the history of it all, Sharon,

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I know you and Phil have your own reasons,

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so I've come here to say two things

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and then I shall leave you in peace.

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First, Ben needs him.

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Second, whatever Jay did, or didn't do,

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Jay needs help.

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He needs a loving home.

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And your home...

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Your home has a lot of love in it.

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-But Pam, if it...

-No. No buts.

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My Paul is dead.

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Beaten by thugs and left in a street.

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Is that what you want?

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To ring Billy

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to arrange Jay's funeral?

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They think they're all grown up,

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that they know everything...

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but they're still just children, Sharon.

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They need help.

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Jay needs help,

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but he's too proud to ask for it,

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so please...

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Please...

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look into your heart.

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Yes, Donna, what can I get you?

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I'm not after a drink,

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but I'll have one of these if you're selling.

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He's lovely, isn't he?

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I just wanted to check everything's OK for later.

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-Yeah, all sorted.

-OK.

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Bye-bye.

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So, what do you want for your second hen do?

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Booze.

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Great(!)

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-Hello.

-Oh, yeah. Sorry.

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It's just... I ain't pregnant no more, am I?

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So I just want to let my hair down.

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OK, fine.

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-Well, how about

-I

-be the sober one

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-and

-I

-can make sure YOU don't get too drunk.

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Yeah!

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Wait, wait, wait...

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You've got to see this.

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SHE GIGGLES

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Watch it.

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Can you say, "Da-da?"

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'Da-da.'

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-Steven took it.

-'Da-da.'

-Oh!

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That's cute.

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Sorry. I...

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I didn't even think...

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Lauren, it's OK.

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It really is.

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That's a great video.

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I sent it to Peter.

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Did you?

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Is Steven all right with that?

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Why wouldn't he be?

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Well, I ain't being funny, Lauren,

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but if Steven took that video of Louie,

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then he's probably talking about him, ain't he?

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But Peter's his dad.

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Yeah, I know that, but Louie don't know that, does he?

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Steven might think that he is now.

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Pam! How's it all going?

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Oh, yes. Good, thank you.

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You know, Billy was up at six o'clock this morning

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polishing his shoes.

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Both pairs.

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He really is touched that Les has asked him to manage the business.

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He deserves it.

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He's a hard worker and a good man.

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Yeah. I'm really proud of him

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and I'm going to support him, just like you support Les.

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Do you know something?

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You're the strongest couple I know.

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No matter what happens,

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you stand by each other, don't you?

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Supporting each other.

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That's special.

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Oh!

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OK, yeah. OK, well, thanks.

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Well, I hope you don't mind me phoning you.

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Yeah, no worries. All right.

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All right. Thank you. Yeah. Bye.

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Well?

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Human resources lady is at lunch,

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but they said they're going to leave a message.

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You've got this in the bag, all right? Have a little bit of faith.

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What if I haven't?

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I don't want Whitney to have a cheap wedding.

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It's not that I ain't grateful for you and Mum chipping in.

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No, no, no, no. You want to look after her yourself, I get it.

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And you will, son. It's early doors.

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You know, you've got years and years

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to spoil this girl rotten, all right?

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Don't let it get to you.

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Kyle's made a moussaka...

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and there's a chocolate cake just there.

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-Thanks.

-Right. I better get back.

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Steven...

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Whitney said that you might be...

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a bit annoyed...

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that I sent that video of Louie to Peter.

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You're not, are you?

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Yeah...

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..I am.

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But...why?

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You know how you felt when he said, "Mama?"

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Yeah.

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Well, I felt the same when he said, "Da-da'...

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It took me a long time to realise that...

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my dad...

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..was the guy that raised me,

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despite knowing that I wasn't his...

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..not the guy who chose to live halfway across the world,

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whose DNA I shared.

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I love Louie...

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like he's my own...

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..just like Ian did with me.

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So, yeah, when you sent the video to Pete, it hurt.

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Look, I'd better get back, all right?

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I get it.

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I get it, I do, but...

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Look, I'm...

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I'm sorry but...

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..Peter is Louie's dad...

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and he always will be his dad.

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You're going to need to accept that.

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Right...

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well...

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that's the van all packed up.

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Only seems five minutes ago

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we were moving in.

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Where's Jay?

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Off with Ben.

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I spoke to Billy,

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suggested he take him on.

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Oh, Les, that's a fantastic idea.

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Yeah, well...

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Billy wasn't that sure.

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-Right, we don't want to hit the traffic.

-Before...

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Before we go...

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..I've got something for you.

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-Well, that's not your sort of thing, is it?

-No...

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but I thought Christine might like it.

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Honey was saying how much she admired us...

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..how much we support each other,

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..and she's right, we do.

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When we get to Worthing,

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I think Christine shouldn't be stuck under the bed.

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I think she should have her own drawer.

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Until then, she should...

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travel in something nice.

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-Oh, Birdie....

-Don't...

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or you'll start me off, and I...

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I told myself, "No tears. Not today."

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There's been too many tears shed in this flat.

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Time to go.

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Best head down...

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-see Billy and Honey.

-No.

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I don't want goodbyes.

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Let's just slip away, eh?

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There'll be no "slipping away".

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Not if I have anything to do with it.

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Yeah, just come in whenever.

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-OK.

-All right.

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Stace...

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..how does Martin feel about Lily's dad?

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Why are you asking?

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It's just...

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Lauren said that Peter will always be Louie's dad...

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..but I'm the one raising him,

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taking care of them both.

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Well, have you told her how you feel?

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Yeah, she's made it pretty clear.

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What more have I got to do?

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I change his nappies, I play with him, I feed him.

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You love him, don't you?

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Yeah.

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Yeah, like he's mine.

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I love them both...

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..and I tell her all the time that I love her...

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but she never says it back.

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This is nothing to do with me...

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I know, I'm sorry.

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It's just, around here...

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..you probably know me best.

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Well, you should just sort this out with Lauren,

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but, you know, it's only natural

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that she wants to keep Peter in Louie's life.

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Yeah, cos she's still in love with him, right?

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I never said that,

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but I don't know what's going on in Lauren's head...

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I do.

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Here they are!

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They were going to slip away quietly!

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Oh! What's all this?

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We're celebrating! We're finally getting rid of the pair of you!

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You shouldn't have done this.

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Yes, we should.

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We've all clubbed together and bought you a present.

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Yeah!

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Aww!

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Something to do in Worthing...

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# For they're jolly good fellows

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# For they're jolly good fellows

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# For they're jolly good fellows

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# And so say all of us. #

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THEY CHEER

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See? They haven't left yet.

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I'm not sure about this, mate.

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Jay?

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Oh, look at the state of you.

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Pam's told me everything.

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You're coming home, and I won't have another word said about it.

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What about Dad?

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Pam made me see sense.

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You should be with us.

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Is that why you turned your back on me, is it?

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No, forget it. I don't need Phil's charity.

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Look, there is no charity when it comes to family.

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But...

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But what about the stuff he said?

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You didn't exactly stop him, did you?

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No.

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No, and I'm sorry.

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Look, you're in no state to say no...

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..so that's settled, yeah?

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Now, whatever happens,

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we're going to help you.

0:18:100:18:11

You're one of us.

0:18:110:18:13

You're going to miss her, aren't you?

0:18:200:18:24

I'm going to miss Les more.

0:18:240:18:26

You and Pam are good friends.

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Friendships change.

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It's good for me that she's going.

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I've got her stall.

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I've got great plans for it.

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She's always been content to keep it small.

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She's never been ambitious.

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Too content with her lot.

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I see.

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He's lost weight.

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Not that he had much on him in the first place.

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He looks like he looked when his dad died.

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He's broken, ain't he?

0:19:030:19:05

Mind you...

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Les reckons he's off the drugs.

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Yeah?

0:19:090:19:11

-Well, give him the job.

-Really?

0:19:130:19:15

You've got to help mend him.

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Yeah, but what about Social Services?

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We'll just have to be really careful.

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He'll understand.

0:19:210:19:23

Oh, go and give him the job, Billy.

0:19:230:19:25

It's the right thing to do.

0:19:250:19:26

-Go on, tell him.

-All right, all right.

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There you go.

0:19:350:19:37

All right?

0:19:390:19:40

All right?

0:19:400:19:41

I heard you was about.

0:19:420:19:44

I'm...

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I'm managing things at Coker's now.

0:19:470:19:50

Oh.

0:19:500:19:52

Yeah, and the thing is, there's a job going.

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What I'm saying is, it's yours if you want.

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That's great news!

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Course he wants it, don't you?

0:20:020:20:04

Fresh start, eh?

0:20:060:20:07

Thanks for that.

0:20:120:20:14

Ben really needs him around.

0:20:140:20:16

It's Billy you need to thank.

0:20:160:20:18

I just hope we don't live to regret it.

0:20:190:20:21

We're renting at first.

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A little bungalow with a big garden.

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It's a couple of streets away from Pam's sister.

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You met her at the funeral.

0:20:320:20:34

-Oh, yes.

-Yeah, yeah.

0:20:340:20:35

Well, the good thing is,

0:20:350:20:36

we're upwind of her most of the time

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so her voice shouldn't carry that much.

0:20:380:20:41

Not enough people are as optimistic as Pam.

0:20:410:20:44

No.

0:20:440:20:45

They broke the mould with her.

0:20:450:20:48

I'm a lucky man.

0:20:480:20:49

You'll be missed.

0:20:500:20:51

-Well, I know she will be.

-No...

0:20:510:20:53

-both of you.

-Well...

0:20:530:20:55

You'll both be missed.

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That's very kind of you.

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It's just another chapter in our lives.

0:20:580:21:00

Well, I hope there are plenty more chapters left to be written.

0:21:000:21:04

I couldn't do a job where you had to wear a suit.

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I wore a uniform for five years.

0:21:060:21:08

Yeah...

0:21:080:21:09

You were off seeing the world, you weren't stuck in some office.

0:21:090:21:12

Don't get me wrong, I hope you get the job, but I know I would hate it.

0:21:120:21:15

What would you hate?

0:21:150:21:17

Working in an office. We were just talking about the job.

0:21:170:21:19

Oh, well, the thing is, Kush,

0:21:190:21:22

when Lee does get this job, which I know he will,

0:21:220:21:25

he'll be earning more in a month than you take home in a year,

0:21:250:21:28

won't you, babe?

0:21:280:21:29

Oh, what's he doing here?

0:21:290:21:31

I bet Johnny didn't tell him the stag's cancelled.

0:21:310:21:34

Who is he?

0:21:340:21:35

Moose. We were in the same regiment.

0:21:350:21:37

-Moose?!

-Hello, mate.

0:21:370:21:39

Here he is. Look, the condemned man!

0:21:390:21:41

Let's get this party started, shall we?

0:21:420:21:44

SHE SCREAMS

0:21:440:21:46

LAUGHTER

0:21:460:21:48

SHE SCREAMS

0:21:480:21:50

Hiya. Just sorting out dinner.

0:21:520:21:54

That's nice...

0:22:020:22:04

I love you.

0:22:050:22:07

SHE GIGGLES

0:22:080:22:09

You're so soppy.

0:22:090:22:10

Shouldn't one of us go and check on her?

0:22:170:22:19

Oh, Lee will shout if she needs us.

0:22:190:22:20

Honestly, this was just the sort of thing I was worried about

0:22:200:22:23

when he said he was having a stag.

0:22:230:22:24

Straight in the face. It's classic.

0:22:240:22:26

That's what I'm saying.

0:22:260:22:27

-There's never a camera around when you need one, though.

-Oi!

0:22:270:22:30

No, no, no, it was a liberty.

0:22:300:22:32

And I'll tell you something else, I didn't find that funny at all. No!

0:22:320:22:37

I hate being out there without you coming over for a chat...

0:22:370:22:41

and I hate everything about not having you around.

0:22:410:22:45

Donna, I've told you.

0:22:450:22:46

We've got a spare room

0:22:460:22:48

and we do not want a weekend to ourselves,

0:22:480:22:52

-you hear me?

-Don't you worry,

0:22:520:22:55

you'll be sick of the sight of me.

0:22:550:22:57

-I've never been to Worthing.

-It's very nice.

0:22:570:23:00

There's a pier, with slot machines.

0:23:000:23:02

There's a cafe.

0:23:020:23:04

-Right then, so this one is from William...

-Oh!

0:23:080:23:11

-..and this one's from Janet.

-Oh!

0:23:110:23:13

Oh, and that's not a cat, by the way, that's a fox.

0:23:130:23:15

She's become totally obsessed with them

0:23:150:23:17

since we found one of them in our bins.

0:23:170:23:19

Actually, talking of bins, were yours collected this morning?

0:23:190:23:22

Yeah, yeah, I think so...

0:23:220:23:23

Well, ours weren't. Ours weren't, Billy,

0:23:230:23:25

and it is bin day cos I've circled all the dates on our calendar.

0:23:250:23:28

Yeah, I know. I don't think Les is really interested in our bins, babe.

0:23:280:23:31

Oh, these are lovely. I'll get them framed.

0:23:310:23:33

There's no need for that.

0:23:330:23:34

Oh, yes, there is.

0:23:340:23:35

You cherish them!

0:23:350:23:36

They grow up too quick and then they're gone.

0:23:360:23:39

Yeah, well, I better get a round in for the lads

0:23:410:23:44

or I'll never hear the last of it.

0:23:440:23:45

Oi, lads! Want another?

0:23:470:23:49

THEY CHEER

0:23:490:23:51

Jolly good! Right, get them all in for over there. Same again.

0:23:510:23:54

Big responsibility, ain't it?

0:23:550:23:57

Being a manager.

0:23:570:23:58

And you are the perfect man for the job.

0:23:580:24:01

I was saying to Pam earlier...

0:24:010:24:03

I want to support you, just like she has supported Les.

0:24:030:24:06

-That's really good of you.

-I mean it, Billy.

0:24:060:24:08

I want to do anything I can to help.

0:24:080:24:10

-Really?

-Yeah.

0:24:100:24:13

Well, there is a job that Pam used to do,

0:24:130:24:15

but I reckon you could take it on.

0:24:150:24:17

What, at the funeral parlour?

0:24:170:24:19

Yeah. See...

0:24:190:24:20

when we've embalmed and prepared the clients, right?

0:24:200:24:22

Well, then I have to dress them

0:24:220:24:24

but, before I stick them in the coffin,

0:24:240:24:25

they need a little bit of touching up -

0:24:250:24:27

you know, for when their loved ones come and pay their respects.

0:24:270:24:29

-"Touching up?"

-Yeah.

0:24:290:24:32

Doing their barnet, a bit of make-up...

0:24:320:24:34

Oh!

0:24:340:24:35

Making up dead...people.

0:24:370:24:38

Yeah.

0:24:380:24:40

Well, you said you wanted to support me, didn't you?

0:24:400:24:43

Linda...

0:24:440:24:46

Oh, Mick'll serve you...

0:24:460:24:47

No, I was just wondering, is Babe about?

0:24:470:24:50

She's in the kitchen.

0:24:500:24:52

So, how is Phil?

0:24:550:24:57

Is he really that bad?

0:24:570:24:59

Yeah...

0:24:590:25:01

but he'll be better soon. I'm...

0:25:010:25:03

I'm giving him my liver.

0:25:050:25:07

Well, part of it.

0:25:070:25:08

You are joking me, ain't you?

0:25:100:25:12

He's my dad.

0:25:120:25:14

I don't want him to die.

0:25:140:25:15

Yeah, I know that, Ben, but you're giving him your liver.

0:25:150:25:17

What?

0:25:170:25:19

Don't start.

0:25:190:25:21

Don't start?

0:25:210:25:22

Of course I'm going to start. You can't be serious!

0:25:220:25:24

This is why I haven't told you.

0:25:240:25:26

You are not giving him any part of your liver.

0:25:260:25:29

Mum, it's OK, right? I've talked to the doctors and...

0:25:290:25:31

I don't care who you've talked to.

0:25:310:25:33

I'm not letting you be cut apart.

0:25:330:25:35

I'm doing it, all right?

0:25:350:25:37

You can't stop me.

0:25:370:25:38

Really? Do you want to bet?

0:25:380:25:40

BABE HUMS

0:25:440:25:48

There you are.

0:25:480:25:50

Like butter wouldn't melt.

0:25:500:25:52

-What do you want?

-To say goodbye.

0:25:530:25:55

We're leaving...

0:25:560:25:58

to spend what's going to be a very...

0:25:580:26:01

happy and loving retirement together...

0:26:010:26:05

and I just wanted to say...

0:26:050:26:07

I feel sorry for you...

0:26:070:26:09

because you'll never have what me and Les have got.

0:26:090:26:13

You're a very...

0:26:130:26:16

sad, lonely...

0:26:160:26:18

and bitter old woman...

0:26:180:26:20

..and I pity you.

0:26:210:26:22

I don't want your pity.

0:26:240:26:26

Get out of my kitchen. Go on!

0:26:290:26:31

Time to go.

0:26:330:26:35

Me?

0:26:410:26:43

Want what you've got?!

0:26:430:26:46

What's that? Married to a pervert?

0:26:460:26:49

-SHE SOBS:

-It's me that pities you.

0:26:510:26:54

It's not my fault you dodged it.

0:27:000:27:02

-Mate, she's not been well.

-Oh, come on, mate, you need to lighten up.

0:27:020:27:05

It was only a bit of water.

0:27:050:27:06

And by the way, you are batting way out of your league

0:27:060:27:09

with that one anyway.

0:27:090:27:10

She is mint. Proper mint.

0:27:100:27:12

HE GIGGLES Lee...

0:27:120:27:14

Whitney, babe, what do you see in this loser?

0:27:140:27:17

He ain't a loser.

0:27:170:27:18

Oh.

0:27:180:27:20

-She don't like me, look.

-PHONE RINGS

0:27:200:27:21

Straight off to solitary.

0:27:210:27:23

Hello?

0:27:230:27:26

Yep, yep, yep, that's me.

0:27:260:27:28

Look, come on, Whitney, I'm...

0:27:280:27:29

I'm really sorry, all right? Look...

0:27:290:27:32

I apologise. I'm...

0:27:320:27:34

I'm such an immature...

0:27:340:27:36

gorgeous specimen of a man.

0:27:360:27:39

Get up.

0:27:390:27:40

SHE GIGGLES

0:27:400:27:42

Come on then, why do they call you "Moose"?

0:27:420:27:44

Well..

0:27:440:27:45

a moose is bigger than a donkey, ain't it?

0:27:450:27:48

Oh!

0:27:480:27:49

I got the job! I got the job!

0:27:490:27:51

Did you? I knew you would!

0:27:510:27:53

Hey, nice one, mate. Well done!

0:27:530:27:55

Look, we've got to have a stag now,

0:27:550:27:56

there's more to celebrate, eh?

0:27:560:27:58

Don't worry, I'll plan everything.

0:27:580:27:59

It's going to be monumental!

0:27:590:28:00

Yeah, all right! Sweet as!

0:28:000:28:02

You take...

0:28:040:28:05

good care of yourself...

0:28:050:28:07

I'm going to miss you so much.

0:28:070:28:09

Oh, Donna.

0:28:090:28:11

Come on, Pamela.

0:28:170:28:19

Our future awaits.

0:28:190:28:20

Oh, Billy...

0:28:220:28:23

I've something for you.

0:28:250:28:27

No point in this getting dusty in Worthing.

0:28:280:28:31

But that was your grandad's.

0:28:310:28:34

Now it's yours.

0:28:340:28:35

Look after her for me.

0:28:410:28:42

Jay, promise me you'll take good care of him, won't you?

0:28:460:28:50

I can't escape him, can I?

0:28:500:28:52

Thank you for loving Paul...

0:28:530:28:56

..and don't be a stranger, you hear me?

0:28:570:29:00

HORN BLARES

0:29:000:29:02

All right, I'm coming!

0:29:020:29:03

See how eager he is to get away to start his retirement?!

0:29:040:29:08

You take care of one another.

0:29:200:29:22

-SHE MOUTHS:

-I love you.

0:29:220:29:24

-Ready?

-Yes.

0:29:320:29:34

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