28/10/2016 EastEnders


28/10/2016

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Thank you.

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It's for you.

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Ah. Talk about last minute. Just in time.

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What do you reckon? Too much?

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No, it's good! It's a stag do, innit?

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Well, good. Because I've got Lee a special one made.

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Oh, he'll love it!

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Where is he, anyway? He should be back by now.

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Right, that was that Moose on the blower.

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All his little squaddie pals have hijacked him at the tube.

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We've got to meet them at paintballing.

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What? I told them to meet us here.

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Yeah, well, they ain't seen him in a while,

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they're bound to be a little bit, you know...

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Hope Lee's up for it.

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Stop stressing out. It's going to be a blinding night.

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Yeah, Mick's right. A good party is exactly what Lee needs.

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Right. So ping me over one of them T-shirts, please.

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Yep. Just got the extra-large for you, Dad.

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Oi, oi, oi. We won't have none of that dialogue around me.

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KNOCK AT DOOR

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-Oh! What a lovely surprise.

-Mm.

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I wasn't expecting to see you till later.

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Yeah, erm...

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..your dress. Dot said she's ever so sorry.

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I mean, she offered to pay...

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Let's forget it.

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Looking forward to seeing you tonight.

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Tonight.

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Remember? You said we could see each other.

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Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I know, but I told Dot I'd pop over.

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She needs my help. She bought these new curtains

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that are supposed to reduce noise, or something...

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What?

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There's always tomorrow. Mm?

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It's not as though we'd planned to do anything.

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Actually...

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we were. I...

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I booked us a table at a restaurant.

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I thought you were doing the cooking. Where?

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Little place off Lily's Lane. Fargos. I booked it this morning.

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I... I guess I'll just have to cancel.

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No, no, no. Don't do that. We'll go.

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What about Dot?

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It's all right, I'll explain to her. She'll understand.

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OK?

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Hello. Is that Bernard?

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I thought it was you. It's Claudette.

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I hope your wife liked her flowers last week.

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Look, Bernard, I need a favour.

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MUSIC: Wonderwall by Oasis

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-He's not in charge of the music.

-Oi, I heard that!

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You're not playing old stuff all night.

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What you talking about, "old"? He's having a bubble, ain't he?

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-Just leave your dad alone, you!

-This reminds me of my stag!

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Now, come here, Wonder Woman, I want to see you.

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Got to love a bit of the naughty '90s, ain't you?

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See, now this is a man who knows his game.

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Good to see you, son. Get him a booze.

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Let's show these puppies how it's done, shall we?

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-Hi, Whit.

-Hey. Where's Lauren?

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She's just putting Louie down.

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-She'll be over in a bit, I think.

-OK.

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So, where's the stag hiding?

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Oh, don't... Change of plan. He's been kidnapped. We're now meeting him at paintballing.

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Right, everyone, listen, listen.

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Before we go, one of Lee's squaddy mates, Moose,

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he's laid down a challenge, ain't he? Right?

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Paintballing. The Walford mob against the Army mob.

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Oh, trained killers versus you lot. Yeah, that sounds fair(!)

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What are you going to do? Listen, you two.

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You went paintballing on your stag - how did you get on?

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Yeah, I was like Rambo. Obviously.

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This guy here - he couldn't hit a cow's backside with a shovel.

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Awful, it was awful.

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I was handicapped, mate. I had me arm in a sling.

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Nah, it's excuses.

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Right, minibus is here. Come on, lads, let's go!

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Right, OK, so, as Churchill once said, "We shall never surrender."

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-CHEERING

-Come on, let's go.

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I know you want to have fun,

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but please bring him back in one piece.

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Something tells me he's going to be fine.

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All right, have fun!

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TEXT ALERT

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Why would somebody dump a load of rubbish in your bin?

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I don't know, but after all the hassle we had emptying them...

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I reckon someone's trying to wind you up, Sis.

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Got any idea who?

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I've asked around. No-one saw anything.

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But if I do find out, they'll be WEARING my bin.

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GASPS Oh, no!

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Oh, sweetheart, I'm sure they taste good.

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And they're only practice ones for the wedding.

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Yeah.

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Oh, before I forget, I wanted to show you something.

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I found a flat to rent. It's not far.

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Couple of streets away. It's small, but recently renovated.

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I know you mentioned Stratford, but I thought it was worth a look.

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Yeah, OK.

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Great.

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I'm going to go and get Ollie ready for bed,

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cos the girls will be here soon.

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FIREWORKS OUTSIDE

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-Sweet.

-Cheers.

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-Hey, Lind.

-All right, darling?

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-Thanks for taking my shift, Trace.

-No worries.

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If it gets mad busy, I'll have to jump behind the bar later.

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You just want to spy on the stags.

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How's Phil?

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Well, he says hospital's like prison.

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At least he's in the right place.

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Hm. Think he's got cabin fever.

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-Anyway, tonight I'm going to have some "me" time.

-Mm.

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So, shall we go upstairs? I need a drink.

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-Just waiting for Stace and Lauren.

-OK.

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That was quick!

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-Yeah, don't ask.

-What happened?

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Well, if the Walford lot had been on the front line, we'd be German now.

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Moose was picking us off like flies, Mum.

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Well, it was harder to miss you lot.

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What is that?!

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That's Lee's new treacle... Raving little thing, innit?

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LADDISH CHEERS

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Is that how you see me, is it?

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Don't be daft...

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Only joking!

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Anyway, the one I had of you kept deflating every two minutes.

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SHRIEKS AND CHEERS

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Listen up, listen up, everyone's got their toy soldiers, right?

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You all remember your pose?

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It's like talking to monkeys sometimes.

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Ah, you've got a toy, look!!

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It's a game we're meant to be playing.

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I shout "Incoming" and we all pose like soldiers.

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-Bit naff, but...

-No, sounds hilarious.

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Oh, go on, do it.

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Mum, you ain't even supposed to be here.

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Give it a go. I want to see what happens.

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Incoming!

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Gotcha!

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Mate, that's you for the rest of your life now.

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-Oi!

-Right, come on, time for you lot to disappear.

-All right.

-Come on, Linda.

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-Please don't let this lot put you off getting married, OK?

-'Course I won't. You're the best.

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Is this your missus, then? Hello.

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-Hi.

-I'm the good-looking one he's probably told you about.

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This is Beanbag. The idiot.

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How did you pull that stunner?

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Shut up.

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Seriously, mate, good work. Punching right above your weight there.

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FIREWORKS CONTINUE

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LOUD BANG

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Incoming!

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Boys! Didn't you hear the best man?

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He said, "Incoming".

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The last one to pose has to drink a booze out of my sweaty sock.

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-Liven yourself up now!

-Incoming!

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You all right?

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Yeah, mate, sweet as. Thanks for this.

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I've missed having a good old craic with the boys.

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Well, it was Whitney's idea to invite them.

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What? No, listen, you're the one that sorted it all out. Top best man. Honestly.

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That's all right, that's quite strong. Oh, stand down!

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TEXT ALERT

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Right, don't worry about the athlete's foot thing,

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it won't hurt you. Go on.

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-You are joking, right?

-PHONE RINGS

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Right, listen, darling, just stay there. I'm on my way.

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Sorry, mate.

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What's the matter? You got a problem?

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Dot's just had a fall at home.

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WHISTLES AND CHEERS

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-Hold up, what's this?

-It's your lucky day, mate.

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Whit's upstairs...

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-Was this your idea?

-No, his!

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So is this officially the start to this weekend's hen do, or what?

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No, no, no, let's call this a quiet pre-hen gathering, cos we all

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know what we're in for tomorrow if last time's anything to go by,

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and I need to be able to pick Mick up off the floor later.

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Yeah, and Lee ain't going to be such a pretty sight, neither.

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You all right?

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Yeah, 'course.

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Whitney, I hope you didn't mind

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Linda inviting me to Milton Keynes this weekend.

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No, of course not, the more the merrier.

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Give us oldies a chance to show them how it's done, eh, Sharon?

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It's been a while since I had a good old knees-up.

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What are you on about? You got bladdered after darts last week.

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-Oh, yeah, so I did!

-Oh, yeah!

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It's good to see you looking happy, Whitney.

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I know these last few weeks ain't been easy.

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Yeah, well, hopefully we're going to try again for another baby

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-after the wedding.

-Oh!

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Does that sound shallow?

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No, no, but...

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It's just... I know it's soon, but we need to move on.

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I think me and Lee, we really could get through anything together.

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Aw, sounds like true love.

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-I'm just lucky, ain't I?

-Yeah.

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Some people never find it.

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I'm just going to go to the loo.

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Come on, mate, at least look like you're enjoying it.

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Look, I told you, phones away, please, all right?

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This is going online. Crack a smile.

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Ain't going to kill you.

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-I've told you, just pack it in...

-What are you doing?

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My boss can't know. I'm having to pull a sickie for me wedding.

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That's enough, that's enough!

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SHOUTS OF PROTEST

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What's the matter with you? Darling, thank you, beautiful.

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You need to sort that out, mate. What happened to the Lee we know?

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Nothing, I'm still here, all right?

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Right, where were we?

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Can't I just buy a round instead?

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No, no, no, no. You don't get out of it that easily.

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Come on, listen, they were only clean on yesterday.

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-Get it down you, come on.

-Give us it here. I'll do it.

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Oi, ain't your forfeit.

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No, no, he called groom. He called groom, didn't he?

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He calls groom, and then he passes it on to me.

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You called groom, didn't you? I heard you.

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Yeah, yeah. Definitely.

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ALL CHANT: Down in one, down in one!

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Whisky chasers for the lads, please, Trace.

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Let's get out of our nut, eh?

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I told you to open it later.

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Lee's a lucky boy.

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Oh, no, I don't need to see this!

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Oi! These ain't second-hand, are they?

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Don't be stupid. They're from Belinda's leftover stock.

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In that case, Martin's in for a treat and all!

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-There's more if you're interested, Sharon.

-Fat chance!

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Have you started looking for your own place yet?

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Yeah, sort of.

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Yeah, they're trying to find somewhere close to Walford,

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-aren't you?

-Actually, I have got my eye on somewhere.

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I just need to arrange a viewing.

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-Oh, where?

-Stratford.

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What about the flat that I showed you?

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I mean, that might be worth a viewing as well.

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I'll go see where Lauren is.

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Been practising making me own wedding favours.

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Got little bags and white bows and...

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Are you OK?

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What's happening with Steven?

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Nothing.

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You don't need me bringing you down.

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Hey, you're my maid of honour. If you're unhappy, I'm unhappy.

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That's not true, is it?

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You're the happiest I've ever seen you.

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Talk to me, please.

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I am thinking of going back to New Zealand.

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Peter's in a bad way.

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He's completely gone off the rails,

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and Steven knew and he kept it from me.

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Maybe he was trying to protect you.

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Peter is still Louie's dad.

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So you're still hung up on him, then?

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I don't want anything to happen to him.

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You didn't answer my question.

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No, I ain't.

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OK, so he's Louie's dad.

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You'll always have that. I get that.

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But the rest is the past.

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You ran away once - don't do that again.

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Do you love Steven?

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Yeah, but...

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Not like you...

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Not like you did Peter?

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What if I never love anybody like I loved Peter?

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Lauren, stop comparing, or you'll never know.

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You know, I thought I loved Tyler.

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I'm glad that one didn't work out.

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But you and Lee... What you have is different.

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It weren't love at first sight, Lauren. It grew.

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Look, all I'm saying is just give Steven a fair chance.

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He's good with Louie.

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I think you two could have a really happy life together.

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You're proper caked. What have you done, robbed a bank?

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No, no, I borrowed it off of my mate at work.

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He knows I'm good for it.

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You've only been there a week.

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Yeah, well, we get on. Right, my round.

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No, no. Put your money away. Stag never pays.

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Oh, cheers, Moose.

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Babe, just leave it out, yeah?

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Well... Can I just get a word in here?

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I can't hear you, you're breaking up. You're breaking up.

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She kicked off cos I said I might not be home later.

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We're clubbing, ain't we? Who knows where I'm going to end up?

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Ain't you got a kid on the way?

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She's only 12 weeks gone.

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Is he winding me up, this geezer, or what?

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Mate, if you think marriage is going to be easy, yeah?

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Then think again, all right? Nothing's ever good enough.

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He's got a point, ain't he?

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You still rowing over the decorating, you two?

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They're never happy, all right?

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No, Whit ain't like that.

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They're all like that. Want money, babies, mortgages...

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Come on, you're scaring the bloke to death over here.

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Well, no, no, like I said... I'm going to go and give Moose a hand..

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Mate, mate, leave it.

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This is your night, OK?

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Which is why I sorted you a little something extra

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-with our stripper friend.

-What you on about?

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Turns out she's more than just a stripper.

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I paid for extras. She'll meet you round the back.

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You winding me up?

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No, mate, what happens on tour stays on tour.

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Mate, things were different back then.

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Yeah, but you're still the same Lance Corporal Carter.

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This is it for the rest of your life, yeah?

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As gorgeous as Whit is, that's it. Forever.

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-Shaks!

-Stop! One second.

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Happy belated birthday!

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You didn't get to have a birthday party, so I thought this was...

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This is wicked. Thank you.

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It's not much.

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-No, it's perfect.

-Oh!

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My lady.

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I've been an idiot.

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Don't. You've already apologised.

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-Yeah, I know, but...

-No, just... Just leave it, yeah?

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Yeah. Let's just have a laugh.

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Do you mean, like this?

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TEXT ALERT

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Who's that?

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Erm, no-one. It's just a mate.

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That steak was to die for.

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We should go there again sometime soon.

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Is it me, or are the fireworks getting worse?

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You know, I think I'll call in on Dot.

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What, you'd rather be there?

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No, no. It's not like that...

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I'm sorry. I don't mean to be awkward.

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I just want you to have eyes for me.

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I do.

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Oh, listen to me! At my age.

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I feel like such a fool.

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Oh, come on, you're not a fool.

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Let's get some shots down us, shall we?

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CHEERS

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Let's go somewhere more quiet.

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Has anyone seen Lee?

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-He must be in the khazi.

-No, no, no, I just come from there.

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Maybe he needed a bit of fresh air, the rate he's been knocking them back.

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Stratford's not far. It's only ten minutes on the tube.

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-I know.

-I dread the day Lily and Arthur leave home.

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That's a long way off.

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Still, I think I'll just lock them in their bedrooms, so they can never go.

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Look, it could be lot a worse.

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Lee could be living in some war zone with his Army mates.

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Yeah, I'm glad I don't have that worry any more.

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Well, you don't want to go holding them back.

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Not now they're thinking about trying for another baby.

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I suppose I've just got used to having him around again.

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I mean, it's been tough,

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watching him have so many setbacks after the Army.

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But I'm just so proud of the way he's turned his life around.

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I know Mick is, too. We couldn't be prouder.

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Oh, I bet you are. Especially with this flash new job he landed.

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Yeah. Tell him not to forget who his friends are when he's loaded.

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No, Lee's not like that!

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Hey, what are you doing up here?

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Oh, I was just coming to check, see if you was having a nice time.

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Yeah, great. Apart from missing you.

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-How's the stag do?

-Oh, blinding, yeah.

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Actually, I should...

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I should probably...

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Oi, what do you think you're doing?

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That is for dumping your rubbish in my bin.

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I ain't got a clue what you're talking about.

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I found this, Billy. An electric bill with your name on it.

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Yeah. So the next time you mess with my sister, you'll be in the bin,

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in pieces.

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Oh, and would it kill you to go paperless?

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-After you.

-Thank you!

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-BEANBAG CHUCKLES

-Oh, no, you ain't.

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I did what you couldn't, mate.

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You cheated on your pregnant missus?

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Moose is right. You've gone soft.

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-I never said that.

-No, we were all thinking it.

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Seriously, if that's what being kicked out of the Army does to a bloke, then sign me up for life.

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-Bang out of order. Don't take the bait. He's had one too many.

-Everything sweet?

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Yeah, no, it's fine...

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Just a bit of banter, all right? Stay out of it.

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How's Dot?

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Yeah, she's a bit shaken up, but she's OK.

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That's good to hear. Right, let's get you a booze.

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Trace, can we get young Jack a booze?

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Listen, I wanted to ask you something earlier.

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How would you like to be my best man

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when I make an honest woman of Ron again?

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Look, I know we ain't known each other for long,

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but you're a good mate.

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-I'd be honoured.

-Hey-hey!

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Plus, you being the local landlord

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means I get cheap booze at my stag do.

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That's a strong move. That is a strong old move.

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All right, all right, on one condition.

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-Name it.

-No paintballing. Please.

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You're the boss. Now, come on, let's have some drinks.

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-Cos it looks like I've got a bit of catching up to do.

-Yeah. Yeah.

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-There you go.

-Thank you.

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Yeah, man, that feels good.

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Didn't anyone tell you it's rude to keep your hat on indoors?

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Really?

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Oh! I wasn't expecting you.

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Yeah, I didn't fancy the Vic. All that testosterone.

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Don't worry, I'm no third wheel.

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I'm off to read in bed.

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Oh, I just bumped into Jack.

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Poor Dot's had a fall at home.

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-What? Is she OK?

-I hope so.

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All I know is that the on call doctor's just left.

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Patrick, where are you going?

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I'm going to see if Dot is all right.

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-Hiya.

-Cheers.

0:22:410:22:44

Erm, I've been thinking about Stratford.

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And I've been selfish. I wouldn't dream of holding you back.

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That means a lot.

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I know you'll look after each other, wherever you are.

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To Whitney and Lee.

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ALL: To Whitney and Lee.

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And to making the most of what you got.

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Hear, hear!

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Does that mean you're staying, then?

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My life's here.

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And you're right,

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Steven is great with Louie, and that's what's important.

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Besides, I wouldn't want Louie to miss out on

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a little play-date with Baby Carter,

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when it happens.

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-Cheers.

-Cheers.

0:23:290:23:30

Are you OK?

0:23:320:23:34

The doctor said I was fine.

0:23:340:23:35

I kept telling Jack there was no need for one,

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but he would insist.

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You're lucky you didn't break something.

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Well, thankfully, she didn't, so let's leave her in peace.

0:23:420:23:46

How did it happen?

0:23:460:23:48

It don't matter, you know. Don't let me keep you.

0:23:480:23:51

Did you miss the step or something?

0:23:510:23:53

Look, you should have mentioned your eyes to the doctor, you know.

0:23:530:23:56

Don't tell me - something else you need Patrick for.

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Look, it's nobody else's business.

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You know, Dot, you're a stubborn woman.

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Can't you see you're playing into her hands?

0:24:020:24:05

I wouldn't be surprised if this wasn't a ruse to get your attention.

0:24:050:24:07

Claudette!

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Oh, I say.

0:24:090:24:11

Look, Dot, I think we'd better go.

0:24:120:24:14

I'll see you over the weekend, OK?

0:24:140:24:16

One, two, three!

0:24:260:24:28

Lively lot, ain't they?

0:24:360:24:38

Ah, they're good lads.

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How come you ain't over there with them?

0:24:390:24:41

I envy you, in a lot of ways.

0:24:430:24:45

How many you had?

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You've got the mates. You've got the job.

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You've got the woman.

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Trust me, my life's far from perfect.

0:24:530:24:55

Yeah.

0:24:550:24:57

I wish Lauren looked at me the way Whitney looks at you.

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She's mad at me, said I lied to her.

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Or so she says.

0:25:040:25:06

I should've just been straight with her.

0:25:060:25:08

At least then I'd know where I stand.

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Any of that make any sense?

0:25:120:25:13

Sometimes it's easier to lie, innit?

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It's messier in the long run.

0:25:160:25:18

Anyway, you ain't got to worry about any of that, my friend.

0:25:190:25:23

Here's to you and Whitney.

0:25:230:25:24

You're a lucky man.

0:25:260:25:27

I said I'm sorry...

0:25:330:25:34

Yeah, but it's Dot you should apologise to.

0:25:340:25:37

All right, I will. Tomorrow.

0:25:370:25:38

Why don't we get back to where we were?

0:25:430:25:46

No, no, no, no, no. I'm not in the mood, all right?

0:25:460:25:48

Oh, Patrick! Sit down.

0:25:480:25:51

I'll get you a rum.

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It's imported from Trinidad.

0:25:540:26:01

Donna helped me get it online.

0:26:010:26:03

How's Dot?

0:26:040:26:06

She's fine.

0:26:060:26:08

How sad am I?

0:26:080:26:09

Cereal and a trashy novel on a Friday night.

0:26:090:26:12

Oh, and by the way, you could've saved me some pie.

0:26:120:26:15

We ate out.

0:26:150:26:16

How come? Did you burn the pastry?

0:26:160:26:19

I told you to cook lasagne instead.

0:26:190:26:21

What is she on about?

0:26:210:26:22

Well, she's been faffing about what to cook you all day.

0:26:220:26:26

I thought you said you booked a restaurant first thing.

0:26:260:26:30

You lied, didn't you?

0:26:300:26:32

So why go to the trouble of making up a lie about Fargos?

0:26:320:26:36

Because I thought you'd prefer Dot's cooking to mine.

0:26:360:26:39

It's not a competition.

0:26:390:26:40

Well, then, why does it feel that way?

0:26:400:26:43

You know what? I could have helped Dot tonight, you know.

0:26:430:26:46

Then she wouldn't have gotten into an accident.

0:26:460:26:48

Oh, that ain't fair!

0:26:480:26:49

Stopping me from helping an old lady in need?

0:26:490:26:53

Patrick, it wasn't like that.

0:26:530:26:54

You'd better get it through your head, woman,

0:26:540:26:57

that Dot is a friend of mine, and I care about her.

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And if you don't like it, you know what the devil you can do.

0:27:000:27:03

CLAUDETTE SIGHS

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What's that for?

0:27:180:27:19

For being amazing.

0:27:190:27:20

-I ain't...

-Yes, you are.

0:27:210:27:23

You know, Moose and Beanbag think you're a right sort.

0:27:270:27:30

Do they?

0:27:300:27:31

You could do so much better than me.

0:27:340:27:37

You're steaming, ain't ya?

0:27:370:27:39

No!

0:27:390:27:40

-Well, yeah.

-Yeah!

0:27:400:27:44

Look, the thing is, I just...

0:27:440:27:45

I just don't want to go building your hopes up, and then letting you down.

0:27:450:27:49

So I figured, better be honest with you now.

0:27:490:27:53

About what?

0:27:530:27:54

What's the matter? What's wrong?

0:27:560:27:58

Well, the thing is...

0:27:580:28:00

You could have your pick out of anyone...

0:28:010:28:04

You're not making sense.

0:28:040:28:05

I'm just tired. I've just had a long week at work.

0:28:090:28:13

-Are you sure?

-Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, ignore me.

0:28:150:28:17

How was your night? All right?

0:28:190:28:20

-Yeah, it was good.

-Yeah?

-Yeah, it was good.

0:28:200:28:23

I just wish I was a bit happier with my wedding favours, that's all.

0:28:230:28:26

Well, get some decent ones, then.

0:28:260:28:29

Lee, we're supposed to be saving and all, remember?

0:28:290:28:31

-Deposit on a flat?

-I don't care.

0:28:310:28:33

Listen, I want you to have the very best of everything.

0:28:330:28:38

I love you...so much.

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