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Still there. Looks good, don't it?

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Like it belongs.

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Except it don't.

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What you talking about? Everyone's loving it.

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We did the right thing, yeah? It was for the greater good.

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We was out of our nut.

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Who does the right thing when they're battered?

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Mick, you coming in?

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Hey Linda you... You like the tree don't you?

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Yeah. Of course!

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I didn't think they'd listen but the council really came through.

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Mick - grotto, now, please.

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Yes, your Grace.

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She's desperate to get me back into that...

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Santa outfit.

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For the greater good, Mick, for the greater good.

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Council? I thought we agreed it was a back of a lorry job.

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Yeah, erm... L's assuming it was her doing,

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-so I just I let her go with it.

-Why didn't you tell me that, then?

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-I thought you knew.

-I told Mum Fat Elvis...

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She works for the council, what if she checks?

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Do you know what, you two worry far too much.

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Trust me, people round here don't care where it's come from,

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they're just glad that we've got one.

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Oh, no!

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HE LAUGHS

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-What, what?

-Morning. What?

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Someone's famous.

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Is that...? That's you. Is that you?

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-Oh, leave off. Yeah!

-Least they got your good side, mate!

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THEY LAUGH

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Oh, no.

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It's like everyone's literally

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waiting for the phone to ring again...

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Hello?

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-Sorry.

-Will you stop thinking about him, already?

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Well, he's not on the stall. What if he's not at school either?

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It's been four days since...

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-You know...

-I know.

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You know, he's just probably helping out his mum. She is all over him.

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Or his phone could be broken. Or he could be...

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Dead? Look, his phone is fine, all right?

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-He text me yesterday about practising our lines.

-He text you?

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It doesn't mean anything. He's just an idiot.

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Don't talk about him like that.

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Well, you stop being a doormat and call him, then?

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He can't just use you like that and ignore you? Can he?

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-No.

-Right.

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So, try talking to him.

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-Tell him to man up or it's over.

-Over? Really?

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You are a strong, independent woman, Rebecca Fowler.

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So, please, act like one.

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Is everything all right?

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It's just Ollie's assessment.

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They want to see him on January the 3rd.

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That's soon, ain't it?

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Well, not really. I mean we knew it'd be around now.

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I had hoped he'd be a bit further along in his development,

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but it is what it is, I guess...

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All babies develop differently, don't they?

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-It doesn't mean that...

-No, I know, I know.

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It's just it being this time of year.

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I wanted us to have a nice Christmas, you know,

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without this hanging over us.

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Oh, hello.

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You won't get no milk here.

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Go on. Off you go. CAT MEOWS

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Shh! Shh!

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I thought I'd done cramming.

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Denise has sent through another draft.

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I mean, how many re-writes does Dickens need?

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-Johnny?

-Yeah?

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I want to do something for Christmas,

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but something special for everyone.

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-What do you think?

-Mmm....

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Could do lunch. Save us from Mum's Christmas pud.

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Oh, I've never done a Christmas lunch before.

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Oh, no, no, no, I was joking. You don't have to.

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No, do you know what? That's perfect.

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After all that's gone on here,

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it'd be good to get out of the Vic for Christmas, wouldn't it?

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Yeah.

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-Still have to clear it with Mum, though.

-Ohh.

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-Who's ready to see Santa?

-KIDS: Me!

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THEY CHEER

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What do you want for Christmas? Santa Claus, eh?!

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Mince pie? I made them myself.

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No, thank you.

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You sure? You look like you need one.

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-Is the landlord around?

-Landlady.

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What can I get you?

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I'm here about the tree in the square.

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Ah! You from the council? Come to check up on your tree?

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No. I'm looking for whoever stole it.

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I'm sorry, who are you?

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I'm DC Cole.

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I'm investigating the theft of a Christmas tree

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taken outside Walford Town Hall on Friday night.

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Ahhh.

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Ahh. That's terrible.

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You can't trust anyone, these days.

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In particular, I'm looking for a man dressed as Santa Claus in connection with the theft.

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Perhaps you'd know where I might find one?

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Er... I'm sorry officer, I don't.

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SHE LAUGHS

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You see, our Santa never turned up.

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No, the agency sent me an elf instead.

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-No Santa?

-Well, believe me, I intend on complaining.

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Again.

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Well, thank you for your time.

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Ho, ho, ho! Let's be having ya! Come here, then, kids.

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THEY CHEER

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I've got lots and lots of presents, but only for good children.

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You been a good little girl?

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Where's Mum?

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Training at the council.

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Oh, great.

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What you doing here anyway? Why aren't you at school?

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I was going but then I got sick all of a sudden, so...

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Don't kid a kidder, all right. I've been there, I've done that.

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Why don't you want to go to school?

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-Did I say that, though?

-Is it about Bex?

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Yeah.

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Look, I know... I know girls can be complicated

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but there's no point hiding.

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Or trying to be something that you're not.

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Why do you pretend to know everything?

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I know some, OK.

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Right, well, know this, then.

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I've already done it.

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Twice.

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And, look...she wants more.

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No girl's going to want you with that attitude. OK?

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Where are you going? Where are you going? We're not finished.

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-I would rather be sick at school than listen to you.

-Oh.

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My husband isn't, um...a professional Santa,

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and that's what I thought you meant.

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Of course you did.

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Because obstructing a police investigation is a criminal offence.

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Exactly.

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Yeah. I see what you're saying officer, you know,

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but nicking a bit of pine is hardly tree-son is it, eh?

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HE LAUGHS

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Eh? No.

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Theft of a Christmas tree and its decorations,

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criminal damage to public property.

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Plus a public order offence for distress to council members.

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What about our distress? It's Christmas round here too, you know.

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-Yeah.

-And you are?

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Oh. No-one, I'm just, eh...

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from the agency, aren't I?

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As you can see, there's a number of images of a Santa Claus

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-matching your description.

-Just put me, eh...

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Not real ones.

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Er... Yeah, well, this is the problem.

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You know, we all look the same, don't we?

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I mean, it must be a nightmare for you, an absolute nightmare.

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Honestly.

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-Do you dance, Mr Carter?

-Sorry?

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One of the six suspects was caught on camera

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immediately after the theft, celebrating.

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Apparently doing the running man.

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That's random, ain't it?

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Nah, you've got me there.

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Have I?

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Aww. Yeah.

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Perhaps you'd care to, eh...?

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What?

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What, you want me to do...? What, now?

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For elimination purposes only, of course, you now.

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Bit embarrassing, ain't it?

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Haven't got much room, really. Er...

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LAUGHTER

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All right, all right, all right, thank you. I've seen enough.

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I'll tell you what.

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I won't log this conversation,

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but you should know we've had reports that you...

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that the suspects used a hearse to transport the tree.

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A hearse?

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Afraid so. However...

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if that tree finds itself back outside the town hall by tonight

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then no further action will be taken.

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Tonight?

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I like to do my paperwork in the mornings.

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Perhaps you'd be kind enough to spread the word?

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Oh, don't worry, officer.

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I'll make sure the message gets through.

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Mrs Carter. Mr Carter.

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Merry Christmas, officer, Merry Christmas.

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HE CHUCKLES

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Chip?

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Haven't seen much of you recently...?

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Been busy. You know how it is.

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Yeah, yeah me too.

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Louise told me that you messaged her to meet up.

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To rehearse. I've got to for that part, haven't I?

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What a drag, right?

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We are OK, aren't we?

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Why wouldn't we be?

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I dunno.

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You just sort of, like, disappeared after we...

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We've both got lives?

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It's not like we have to be in each other's faces 24/7, is it?

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Yeah. Yeah, course not.

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We're lucky we're not like that.

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Yeah.

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So, we're cool then?

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Cool.

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Look, Santa will be back in a minute, all right?

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We don't want to wait.

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Mum, I've got to prep for rehearsals, I'm assistant director.

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You're the tea maker.

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I mean, look at... Look at those little faces,

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do you really want to be the one who turns them away?

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Thank you.

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Hadn't you better get a move on?

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We were just having a chat about things.

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No, there's nothing to talk about, all right?

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You heard what he said. The tree goes back.

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Sounds to me like he was pulling your leg.

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It's all right for you. It weren't your boat on the CCTV.

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-You've had a touch.

-Is it really that serious?

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Johnny! Over here.

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What could your dad get for stealing that tree.

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Mmm...

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If you plead guilty from the start?

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-Probably just a fine, nothing big.

-Well...

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-Johnny!

-Oh!

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We could keep the tree till Christmas Day, then return it.

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-Oh, no, you don't.

-No.

-All right? He knows it was you.

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It's only a matter of time before he comes back.

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I am not having this family known for stealing Christmas!

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Linda, they meant well.

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No, look, we don't need the hassle.

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Right, after the year we've seen, the crime that's been going on...

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I don't want us to be a part of that.

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All right. If we do this. We all do it.

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OK?

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Got the right hump, she has.

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Dot? It's me.

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Oh, hello, Ronnie. I've just put the kettle on.

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Would you like a cup of tea?

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Eh... No thanks, I can't stay.

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There was just something I wanted to talk to you about.

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Christmas?

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-Well, yeah.

-Oh, how lovely.

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Hopefully, it will make your Christmas more enjoyable.

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Oh, I'm sure it will.

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Abi mentioned to me that you're still having trouble

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-with your eyesight...

-Yeah.

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-..and the

-AMD. Yeah.

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I know you're having injections,

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but I've been researching online

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and there's a surgery that you can have.

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Jack and I would be happy to pay for it.

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Money?

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You're offering me money?

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Well, it would be our pleasure.

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Think of it as a Christmas gift.

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One last thing that we can do for you before we move to Ongar.

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That's very kind of you, Ronnie, but no, thank you.

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I'd rather not.

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Dot...

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It's pioneering surgery - it only takes 10 minutes.

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They take two tiny lenses

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and insert them into your eyes...

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Yes, I read about that in the paper,

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a year or so ago.

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"Look not on the things which are seen,

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"but on the things which are not seen."

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That's in a letter from St Paul to the Corinthians.

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Dot, is it really the time for all that?

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Yes, Ronnie,

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it is exactly the time of year

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for "all that"?

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Where is everyone?

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Maybe word got around.

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But why are they dressed like that again?

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They want to look the same in case they get caught on CCTV again.

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Yeah, but the police already know it's them.

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Look, it's a boy thing,

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but, to be honest, if it helps gets that tree put back, then...

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I don't know... I quite like Martin as a Santa.

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Hold up, incoming.

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-Ow!

-How could you be so stupid?

-All right!

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-You know.

-Yes, I know!

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It's all anyone at the council can talk about.

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And it didn't take a genius to work out

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it's my idiot son.

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-And you lot...

-Yeah?

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We're taking it back, all right?

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-You better.

-Yes, all right.

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Boys.

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Anyway, how's my one doing?

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-Yeah, perfect. I think I tired him out a bit.

-Aww.

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Look, Linda, I've been meaning to ask you something.

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It's more of a suggestion, really,

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-but feel free to say no if you hate it.

-All right!

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So, me and Lee were thinking

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we could do Christmas lunch this year at our flat.

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What, for all of us?

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Yeah. I mean, I know it'll be small...

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I'd love that.

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But you can't afford to fill every Carter mouth,

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so we'll be chipping in.

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Eh, no, that's OK, cos Lee's doing really well at work,

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and we'll take care of it. We want to.

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-Well, are you sure?

-Yeah.

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And I thought we'd stick to turkey this year,

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it's best to avoid goose after last time!

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SHE LAUGHS

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Well, I'll bring the pudding. You know, don't worry about that.

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No, no, no!

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Linda, I don't want you to lift a finger, OK?

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Anyway, I'll buy an arctic roll. Bianca had one every year.

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-Did she?

-Yeah.

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-Oh, here he is. Here you are. Come here.

-You all right, lads?

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-What's that? One for the road?

-Yeah, we're going to need it.

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Here's your Santa suit. We're all going to go as Santa so no-one gets noticed.

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We're going to meet Billy in ten minutes, round the corner.

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Let's do this.

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Horrible, horrible that was, horrible.

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-See you later.

-See you later.

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Right.

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-You were right, Stace.

-Was I?

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Yeah - they did mean well.

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Their hearts were in the right place even if their brains weren't.

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So, you want the tree to stay now?

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No, course not.

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But it is Christmas...

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CHILDREN LAUGH

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Amy used to love that seesaw thing, do you remember?

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So, this is where you've been hiding?

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All right?

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-I thought we might have seen you over the weekend.

-Yeah, I've been busy.

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So I heard. Donna's gunning for you.

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Her bark's worse than her bite. I'll talk to her.

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Um...

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Have you seen the Gazette today?

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No, why?

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I thought you might be upset because they named me as Amy's mum.

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Roxy, I swear I didn't know.

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She looks lovely. You both do.

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It's a nice picture.

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I'm going to pick Amy up from school, do you want to come?

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Are you sure this is what you want?

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Look, I know you think that adoption is the way forward...

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-Ron...

-..but look, it doesn't have to...

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Ronnie.

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It's what I want. For Amy.

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-She's what matters.

-Well, what about you?

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And what about us?

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I'm still here.

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Good, because you're not going to get rid of me that easily, you know.

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Never. SHE LAUGHS

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Why don't we meet at the Vic later.

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I'll bring some magazines.

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We can pick out some hairdos with Amy,

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she'd love that. We both would.

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-Yeah, I'll be there, I'll be there.

-Yeah?

-Mmm.

-Good.

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All right, I better go.

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Hello, Ian.

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I don't want to ask.

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Well, then, just say yes.

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-No.

-We haven't even said anything yet?

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I don't ask for much, OK?

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But these 10 minutes before the madness starts in there again.

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They're sacred to me, OK?

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So, whatever the question is, the answer is no.

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We're just after a few trees.

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Well, go to the stall, see Luke - he'll sort you out.

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For free.

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I know you've got loads in your yard.

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More than you can even sell.

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So, we wondered if you'd like to donate a couple?

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You know, to the community.

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To replace the ones that your husband stole...?

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Yeah, well, they were doing it for everyone.

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Although it was a stupid idea.

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Mmm. And so's this.

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Oh, Ian, come on!

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I know your trees are a bit thin and on the sad side.

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You could probably get rid of them.

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And who told you that?

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I will have you know that my trees are the finest Norwegian pines,

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and I will be having words with your husband.

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You're right, Ian. They are beautiful.

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We bought one for the Vic and everyone's been asking about it.

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So...what if you didn't donate any trees

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and you put on a display in the gardens instead?

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I mean, that way everyone will see how lovely they are all decorated,

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and you'd get more passing trade?

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-A display?

-Yeah, exactly.

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You know, just like a West End winter wonderland,

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only here in the square, and with your trees.

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What do you say?

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He-hee!

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Hello?

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Is anyone home?

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Anyone?

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That's lovely, girls. Yeah, just dump it anywhere for now, all right?

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-Where do you want these, darling?

-Oh, right over there, please, boys.

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Yeah. Ooh - that's a big one!

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SHE LAUGHS

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Lovely! Great.

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Do you need anything else?

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Um... Do you know what, I promised Ian a sign.

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-Is that something...

-I am on it.

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Thank you. Thanks, Carmel.

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-Hey!

-Hello.

-Do you want any help?

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Yes! Yes! Decorations. Lots of them. Anything you've got.

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-You spread the word for me.

-Yeah!

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-Come on, then, kids, let's go. See you later. See you later.

-Bye!

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Well, won't a bit of tinsel do?

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It doesn't make a noise.

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All right, well you look upstairs in your drawer and I'll look down here.

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All right?

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You haven't seen Lil's little Christmas tree thingy, have you?

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It's driving me mad.

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How do you know you're...you're doing it right?

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What?

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Sex. Like...

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When...

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When you're having it, how do you know you're doing it right?

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Erm...

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Well, er....

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Well, it's a bit...

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hard to explain.

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-You know...

-You said I could talk to you.

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I did. And you can.

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There isn't really one...

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..right way of doing it.

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As long as... Well, as long as you're both...happy.

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But that's the thing, though...

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I don't think he is.

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One minute he is all over me and then the next...

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..I don't even know if we're together any more.

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I must be doing something wrong.

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I think he's just gone off me.

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-Has he said that?

-No, but... But I think I bug him.

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Like, sometimes he's so nice,

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and we can talk for hours, and then other times he just closes up.

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Well, sex can change things in a relationship.

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-You know, maybe you're both not ready for that.

-I'm 16,

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and we've already done it a couple of times anyway.

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Well, it doesn't mean you need to keep doing it.

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You're just trying to put me off.

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I...

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I really care about him.

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I get it, Bex, I do.

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But how close are you, really, if you can have sex,

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but you can't talk about it?

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Do people actually talk about it?

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Well, yeah.

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It's about being intimate and getting inside each others heads.

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And if you ask me that is the scary bit.

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What if he doesn't let me?

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That's it, go... We go all the way round, all right?

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This one, this one, this one.

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All the way round, that's it. Ah!

0:23:050:23:07

MUSIC: Merry Christmas Everyone by Shakin' Stevens

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Awww!

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That's so lovely, isn't it?

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-Lovely.

-Super stringy!

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-That's it.

-Can you hold it?

-Yeah I'll hold this end.

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Keep going. You keep going.

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That's it.

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Things are different now.

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Even if they are, I haven't changed.

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Hey. I don't have you down as rehearsing today?

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-I've just come to see Shakil, if that's OK?

-Oh.

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You are changed, and if you search your feelings now,

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you'll admit that they've changed towards me too.

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So, I shall let you go, Ebenezer.

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I've never said I wanted us to part.

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Not with words, no.

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With what, then?

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With the things that matter.

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Answer me this.

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If there was nothing between us and we were strangers,

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would you want me now?

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Answer her.

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Why won't you just say it?

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Rebecca. Shh!

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Sorry.

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Aren't you going to go after her?

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-And say what?

-How should I know? But look what you're doing to her.

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How far away are you?

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I'm just asking...

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So, Christmas crackers and stockings for everyone, yeah?

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And then I thought we could go traditional and put

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oranges and satsumas in them.

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Is that it?

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No, obviously we're going to put other stuff in there.

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We don't want people thinking we're cheap, do we?

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And then there's lunch, Lee. We need a massive turkey!

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Well, we're all here.

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And I've got your drink ready, so...

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I guess I'll see you soon.

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PHONE BEEPS

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SHE SNIFFS

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Ho-ho!

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# Tonight the rain is falling

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# Full of memories

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# Of people and places

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# And while the past is calling

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# In my fantasy

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# I remember their faces

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# The hopes we had

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# Were much too high

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# Way out of reach but we... #

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Lee! Everyone's outside. Are you coming?

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Yeah, one minute!

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Sorry, yeah, I need a payday loan, please?

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No, No, I don't have any other loans.

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-ON TV:

-Oh, yes, dear. I don't want to boast,

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but my knowledge is most remarkable.

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Both on the flat and over the sticks.

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-But what does your husband say?

-Oh, I don't tell him.

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Humphrey strongly disapproves of betting...

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# ..reach but we have to try

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# No need to hide

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# No need to run... #

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Oh, Lily was so excited to show you, she fell asleep.

0:27:170:27:20

What happened to Bex, how come she didn't come out?

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Oh, she didn't fancy it.

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What is with her lately?

0:27:240:27:26

Well, you could try asking her?

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No, you're all right. She's a teenager, ain't she?

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And you are Santa Claus.

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Yes. Yes, I am.

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Uh-oh. I'm in trouble with you, aren't I?

0:27:430:27:46

I can't believe I mouthed off like that.

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Did I ruin the rest of it?

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No, I don't care about that.

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Have you not heard from Shakil?

0:27:550:27:57

Not since I embarrassed myself, no.

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Oh.

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Cos he's, eh... He's changed his status...

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to single.

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I've... I've been dumped?

0:28:130:28:16

We did all right, didn't we?

0:28:340:28:37

I still can't believe Ian did such a wonderful thing.

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They're not all bad, husbands.

0:28:420:28:44

MUSIC BOX PLAYS JINGLE BELLS

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Ell? Ell?

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That's it, go on boy. That's it boy, you can do it.

0:28:550:28:58

Look, Ell, Ell.

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SHE GASPS

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# I just want him for my own

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# More than you could ever know

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# Make my wish come true

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# All I want for Christmas

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# Is you

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# Baby

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# You

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# Baby

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# You

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# Baby

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# You. #

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