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Is that your birthday list?

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Sorry?

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Is that your birthday list?

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Continence pads and insulin.

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I don't half spoil you.

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Ian, don't make me late for work.

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Baz must've had a good send off - you stink of beer.

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You love it!

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SNORING

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Nice one, Baz.

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Love, I'm not on till tonight.

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Fags. Fags in my sitting room.

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Oh, yeah...

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Curry on my carpet. Sweaty plod in my bath.

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What the hell did you get up to?

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Nothing. Look, I'll clean it up. All of it.

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Yeah, well, I'm bursting for the loo, you idiot.

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If I have an accident on the way in, you're dead!

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We didn't wake you, did we, love?

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That was good, eh?

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Frankie!

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Make sure you know who's at the door before you open it.

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And remember to eat.

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Don't go climbing on any chairs. I'll do the windows tomorrow.

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# Roll me over on my left hand side

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# Frankie, them bullets hurt me so... #

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All clear again, Mr Thomas, so where's it going to be?

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Thigh, tummy, bum?

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Like the song says,

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# Roll me over on my left side, Frankie!

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# I was your man, but I done you wrong... #

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Sorry if my hands are cold.

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Ooh, it's a funny sort of job.

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Well, I'm a funny sort of woman.

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Yeah...

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Jeanie left me a meat pie. Fancy a bite?

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Steak and kidney for breakfast? No, thank you.

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Breakfast? Why, what time is it?

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Oh, the bloody thing's stopped.

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No, no, it's half eight. How long have you been up?

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"My day or night myself I make

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"whene'er I wake or play,

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"and could I always stay awake... it would always be day!"

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Ha-ha!

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OK, well, remember to eat regularly. Little and often, yes?

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I know, I know, I know. No sugar, no booze,

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nothing that makes life worth living.

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Just Jean's meat pie, is it? I'll see you tomorrow. Be good.

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Now bloody what?

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Hey, look...

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It helps to turn it on.

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Who made it, then?

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What?

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What?

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The meat pie, what else? That's what we were talking about, wasn't it?

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Oh. Right. I thought you said Jean made it.

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Did she? Ah, that was good of her.

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PHONE RINGS

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Good morning, what's this - my friendly early morning call?

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I'm here now, Andy. Walking through the door.

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Peel your ears back and you'll hear my dainty footsteps.

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Bye-bye.

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Don't get at Paula, it's not her fault.

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We cannae visit her if we don't even know her name.

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She wrote it down.

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On a haematology specimen bag! What use is that?

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-Then she threw it away!

-Don't go on.

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You know how rude Dr Evans is, I get flustered.

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-What's this?

-There you go!

-Yay!

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I told you I didn't chuck it.

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And you're not supposed to staple these things.

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Mrs Hales, 27, 36 weeks gone, raised BP...

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I remember, she just moved from an army place. Her husband's in Iran.

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Afghanistan.

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Yeah, and her midwife's off sick.

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-SCOTTISH ACCENT:

-"Well, this isnae Tannochbrae."

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There's got to be more than one midwife in the city.

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She said the team's stretched to breaking point.

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Dr Evans cocking up our lives again. Poor attempt at the accent,

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-by the way.

-Hey, I hope you didn't say we'd take her on? Paula?

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You know what she's like. You can't say anything to her.

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She looks down her snotty nose at you and you just die.

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Oaktree Estate.

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Which I think you'll find is in your part of town.

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Oh, it just had to be, didn't it? Yeah, 12 visits today.

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12!

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(One, two, three...)

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Give us the address.

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RADIO: 'Another great Tuesday morning, only four days

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'to the weekend, and we're all just raring to go, are we not?'

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Well, a little late, a little stressed,

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but on the whole, Kenneth, yes!

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'And to get us all in the mood...

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'to take the world by its scruff...'

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MUSIC: "We Love To Boogie" by T Rex

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Oh, yeah, now you're talking, my man! The tracks of my youth...

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Royal Engineers. Bomb disposal.

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Well, IEDs.

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-Brave man.

-Army barmy.

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Hello! No school today?

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I'm poorly.

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Every virus going, Ruby comes down with it.

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I really appreciate this, Nurse.

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Oh, Frankie. It's not a problem. It's only taken a few minutes.

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Are you going to look after your mum for me?

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We look after each other.

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And she's very good - she's, er, she's too good, sometimes.

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Every time I take a nap she does the same.

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Old before her time.

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SHE GROANS

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Hello.

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Oh, hello...again!

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Do you want to come in?

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Thank you.

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I've got the right flat, haven't I?

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-Mr Winters?

-Jack, yeah.

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You're Mr Winters's wife!

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Yeah. He's, he's in the bedroom, he's ready.

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Oh, thank you.

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So, you're caring for your dad and a sick husband - I didn't realise.

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Why would you? Go on in.

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Look at the colour of it. It's lurid pink.

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It cannae be natural.

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It is. It's healthy. 120 calories.

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And most of that is sugar and fat.

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And fruit. See? On the lid. Raspberry.

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Oh, look, Cheryl Cole's got a handbag just like mine.

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Obscene, the money people spend on nonsense like handbags.

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Right, problem-solving team.

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We've got a woman who's not young herself,

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looking after a terminally ill husband and a frail and forgetful

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-father, the other side of town. How best to help?

-Who's this?

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Jean Winters. Her husband's terminal CA, and her dad's Walter Thomas.

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Old Mr Thomas? He's lovely.

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Yes, and demanding and needs care...

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So...

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I mean, I'll get an assessment, but that'll take a month,

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so, any bright ideas until then?

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Howzat!

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Oh, no, it's not mine.

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I've got a gold padlock and a zip on both sides.

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Well, thanks for listening and for all your advice(!)

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Don't ask a question for which there is no known answer.

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What, how can we help Jean Winters?

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What can we do? Short of sticking her dad in a home.

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-They don't want that.

-Can they pay for help?

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-I doubt it.

-There you go, then.

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Hey, have we not got a GP meeting this afternoon?

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Damn. And it had to be Dr Evans, didn't it?

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Come on...

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You're such a terrible passenger.

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Only when I'm sitting next to a boy racer.

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MOBILE RINGTONE: "The Boy Does Nothing" by Alesha Dixon

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Don't.

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I may be speaking out of turn

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but you do know he's organising another surprise birthday party?

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Oh, yeah, every year. Yes, this'll be the fourth surprise.

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So, you're not going to answer because..?

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Because I know why he's ringing. To say, "Sorry, babe. Honest."

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You know, and then he'll make me laugh, and then I'll find

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myself telling him, you know, don't worry about clearing up, so...

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I'm so glad I'm not a woman. It must be exhausting.

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SHE GIGGLES

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Yeah, but remember, us girlies can manage two things at once.

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Like?

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Like being really, really, pissed off with him,

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and really, really, laughing at him and really, really...

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..no, really, fancying the pants off him.

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-That's three things.

-Four.

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ENGINE REVS

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Yee-ha!

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Hurrah! At last. Let's get started, shall we?

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Mr Banswell.

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Mm-hm, fine, nicely stable on the new insulin regime.

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Er, Mrs Isadora Harker.

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Referred to the community psychiatric nurse,

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-but we're carrying on with...

-Psych nurse?

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-How long is that going to take?

-Months. If not years.

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Er, have you seen Heather Hales?

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Yeah, she's fine. Elevated BP but nothing alarming.

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Can we talk about Jack Winters and Walter Thomas?

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Winters. Terminal CA, isn't he?

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Yeah, and his wife is nursing him at home, but I've just discovered

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her dad is Walter Thomas and she's trying to look after both of them - impossible.

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Thomas is pernicious anaemia, isn't he?

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And diabetes. Mild dementia.

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What's the problem?

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Well, his daughter can't look after both of them.

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Well, what can I do about that?

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Precious little, and the sooner his daughter realises that, the better.

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I'm sorry. How many times do I have to apologise?

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I've spent the whole day doing the house -

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-you haven't even said thank you.

-You've just pushed the hoover round.

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I bet you've not done the loo and you've not...

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-What?

-I just heard myself. Sorry.

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-Frustrating day. I shouldn't take it out on you.

-I'm used to it.

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Am I that bad?

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No, you're just...

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What?

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If you were a pie chart, work would be 90%,

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and I'd be the little, sad crumb of boring pastry.

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No, no, you'd be a big fat mouthful of stuffed crust

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with a hint of smelly old anchovy.

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I love you.

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When I'm angry?

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No. No punch line. I love you.

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I'm not getting middle-aged and crabby, am I?

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Oh, my God. I've just realised. You will be, won't you?

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-What?

-You'll be 40 minus four.

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-Also known as 36.

-Yeah, old enough to be a granny!

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-You keep digging.

-No, think about it, how sad is that?

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Shagging a middle-aged woman! Desperate or wh...?

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It was a joke, honest...

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Fine. It's special duty, traffic control at Colston Hall tonight.

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I'll be back when I'm stood down. About one.

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MUSIC: "All About Tonight" by Pixie Lott

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I'll try not to wake you. Put your ear plugs in.

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# I bought a new pair of shoes

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# I've got a new attitude when I walk... #

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And turn that music down!

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# And it's all about tonight

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# I'm going out with the girls

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# Ready to show all the boys what I've got... #

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Make me!

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# Cos it's all about tonight

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# Yeah, the night is alive You can feel the heartbeat

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# Let's just go with the flow We've been working all week

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# Tomorrow doesn't matter When you're moving your feet

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# It's all about tonight... #

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ALARM RINGS

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Ian?

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HE SNORES

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You don't miss your pals at school?

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She's only just started there,

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so she doesn't feel like she's missing much.

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OK. All done. Right, Ruby, next...

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Mid stream, if you please.

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If I can.

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You must get a bit bored stuck inside all day.

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A bit.

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Are you still feeling poorly?

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Not all the time.

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Come here, come on.

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So what is it, hmm? Your tummy, your head, everything?

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No.

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Just a tingly thing in my fingers and toes, and then I get woozy.

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But then I get a bit sick to my stomach.

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I get the tingle first, then the wooze and then the sick.

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And when does this happen?

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If I laugh a lot. Or run. And when I go upstairs.

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And in the shower.

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You want to have a go? OK, bring your hair back.

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MOBILE RINGS

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Frankie Maddox.

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Hi, Jean...

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Right, OK.

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I told you, Dad! I told you and I told you and I told you!

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I want a pie. You never make me a pie.

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I said don't use the oven, and you had a pie yesterday!

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Hi.

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You just missed the bloody fire brigade.

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I didn't call them.

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No, Dad, your poor neighbours did. Again.

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I was worried about him taking a chest full of smoke.

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-I'm all right.

-He was coughing and I panicked.

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-I'll have a listen to his chest.

-You will not.

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You'll do as you're told, Dad. Not that you ever do.

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He knows not to use that oven!

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Oh, that may be my fault. I turned it on yesterday.

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At the wall.

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He had a pie.

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Yes, and it was already cooked.

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Yes, and he put it in the oven.

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I thought he wanted it warm. I just turned it on, Jean.

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Oh, great. Thanks. Fabulous(!)

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I leave that up so he can't...

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Oh, what's the use?

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And it's an oven, Dad, it's not a washing machine!

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OK, why don't we just have a sit down?

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OK? Come on, Mr Thomas... Come on, come and have a sit down.

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I'm 60. I can't spread myself this thin any longer.

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What's all this smoke?

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I can't be doing with this carry-on every bloody day.

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Cuppa?

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Yeah.

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I'm at breaking point. I can't go on like this much longer.

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No one could.

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-I'm just so tired.

-Yeah, I can see.

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Listen, I'm going to request a case conference, to get him assessed.

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No. Thanks, but no.

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Well, it's the only way we're going to get any help for you.

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Maybe a carer once a day, someone to help him up in the morning

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or maybe settle him down at night?

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I don't want anyone to...

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What, Jean?

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I don't want anyone to know we need help.

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Why not?

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Because they'll take him away. They'll put him in a home.

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-No, they wouldn't.

-They will. The social workers and all that lot.

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It's what they did with my mum.

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Your mum needed full-time nursing. Your dad's just a bit frail.

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I'm not having him... I'm not having him going in one of them places.

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Neither is anybody else.

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That's why we've got to get the assessment done, Jean. OK?

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If you don't get any help, you'll get ill.

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Then what will happen to him? And Jack?

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So, please, just, please, just trust me. OK?

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I will get you the help that you need. By hook or by crook.

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Right. What sort of help are we going to get with these cutbacks?

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Pah! I laugh at cutbacks. I sneer at them.

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So, I can start the wheels rolling?

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If you're sure they're not going to drag him away,

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-kicking and screaming.

-I'm sure. I'm positive.

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OK... Thanks.

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When you've finished gassing, I've had bugger all to eat all day.

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Charming(!)

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He was a lovely dad, you know.

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Oh, he still is.

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Yeah, yeah. He tries to be.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah, yeah.

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Well, I'd best get myself sorted.

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I've got another man waiting for me on the other side of town.

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Now you're just boasting!

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-Bye.

-Bye-bye.

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MUSIC: "You Don't Have To Say You Love Me" by Dusty Springfield

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RADIO: 'Oh, for heaven's sakes, woman, pull yourself together.

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'Cheer up and get a grip. Move on, move on!'

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Oh, Kenneth The Bruce.

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It's not often you're wrong but you're right again.

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I am ready for a beer. Are you coming?

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No, got to go home and face the music.

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Happy music or Leonard Cohen?

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Probably John Cage. Three hours of silence.

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I locked him out.

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-When?

-Last night.

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I mean, it was a joke, I didn't mean to... It's kinda hard to explain.

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-What did he do?

-Slept in the car.

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-It's not that funny.

-Yeah, it is.

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Like the time you threw his car keys in the river.

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I gaily tossed them to him.

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If he's got all the catching skills of a house brick

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-that's not my fault.

-The man is a saint. See ya.

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See ya.

0:22:160:22:18

DOOR SHUTS

0:22:250:22:27

SHE SHRIEKS

0:22:350:22:36

Hello, little girl.

0:22:360:22:38

Prick!

0:22:410:22:42

I really wanted to get a Doctor Who mask.

0:22:440:22:46

In bed with Doctor Who...

0:22:480:22:49

Well, I suppose it would depend on which one.

0:22:510:22:54

No, one of the monsters. The Ancient One.

0:22:540:22:58

Yeah?

0:22:580:22:59

Cos you and him...

0:22:590:23:01

Ah, go on.

0:23:020:23:03

Well, you and him...

0:23:030:23:06

you'd have a lot in common.

0:23:060:23:08

Yes!

0:23:090:23:11

All right?

0:23:290:23:30

-What?

-Nothing. All right?

0:23:300:23:32

Yeah.

0:23:320:23:34

Good.

0:23:340:23:35

RADIO: 'The Liberal Democrats today warned more political pain lies ahead

0:24:520:24:55

'as the Coalition takes difficult decisions to secure

0:24:550:24:58

'economic recovery. Amid dire poll ratings,

0:24:580:25:01

'the Deputy Prime Minister will close his party's annual conference

0:25:010:25:05

'by insisting that choices made...'

0:25:050:25:06

-(SINGS WITH RADIO)

-# If I stay there will be trouble

0:25:060:25:11

# If I stay there will be double... #

0:25:110:25:14

'One area where there seems to be a clear difference...'

0:25:140:25:16

# Come o-n-n-n and let me know... #

0:25:160:25:20

Mr Thomas wants to stay where he is. That's what his family wants too.

0:25:230:25:27

But if his daughter's exhausted,

0:25:270:25:28

and the neighbours have called the fire brigade out twice already...

0:25:280:25:31

One was just the toaster setting off the alarm and we've all done that.

0:25:310:25:35

They just need a bit of help, a few hours a day.

0:25:350:25:36

You just told me the care agency couldn't give you any hours.

0:25:360:25:39

So, we'll just kick up a stink. You could request an assessment from occupational therapy.

0:25:390:25:43

I could, but there are more pressing cases,

0:25:430:25:45

people with no relatives at all.

0:25:450:25:47

Well, there's got to be something we can do.

0:25:470:25:49

Why do you always insist there is something we can do?

0:25:490:25:52

Sometimes there isn't.

0:25:520:25:53

Apart from putting the old guy into a care home.

0:25:530:25:55

Then we're back where we started. He won't go. She doesn't want that.

0:25:550:25:58

You do realise, the longer you indulge this old man,

0:25:580:26:00

the more pressure you put on his daughter?

0:26:000:26:02

Well, his wife went into care, and it wasn't a good experience.

0:26:020:26:05

This isn't a good experience.

0:26:050:26:06

Sitting in there, listening to aches and pains and people with bad

0:26:060:26:10

back insurance claims all day isn't a good experience.

0:26:100:26:12

Life's full of it.

0:26:120:26:14

Hello.

0:26:440:26:46

Hello.

0:26:460:26:48

Ah, no school again?

0:26:480:26:50

She went in, but they called to say she wasn't feeling well.

0:26:500:26:53

Not more wooze, is it?

0:26:530:26:54

It's just going on and on this time.

0:26:540:26:56

Usually she's poorly for a few days, but this time...

0:26:560:26:59

Ever had a diagnosis?

0:26:590:27:01

We've been to three different GPs and they all say the same.

0:27:010:27:04

"It's a virus," "It'll go when it goes," etc, etc.

0:27:040:27:07

The old virus cop-out, eh?

0:27:070:27:09

She's not her usual, happy self, either.

0:27:100:27:12

I am!

0:27:120:27:14

OK, um, how about I get you an appointment with a consultant?

0:27:140:27:18

Do you think it's that serious?

0:27:200:27:22

Probably not, but it's beginning to worry you, isn't it?

0:27:220:27:24

So may as well find out once and for all.

0:27:240:27:27

Right then, I'm going to order myself a big fat cream cake

0:27:270:27:30

and you are not to tell anyone, OK?

0:27:300:27:33

Paediatrics, please.

0:27:410:27:43

Hi, could I talk to Mr Lasco?

0:27:440:27:47

Frankie Maddox.

0:27:470:27:49

Morning, sir.

0:28:010:28:03

What the hell do you want?

0:28:030:28:06

It's me, Frankie.

0:28:090:28:11

Get out of my bloody house!

0:28:110:28:13

It's me, Mr Thomas, the district nurse.

0:28:130:28:16

Bugger off, I don't want you here!

0:28:160:28:17

-Look, I've got to give you your insulin, OK?

-Get out! Get out!

0:28:170:28:21

Get out!

0:28:210:28:22

-OK...

-That'll teach you.

0:28:250:28:27

-I was in the Army, you know.

-OK, OK, I'm going!

0:28:270:28:29

I'm not one of your poor old codgers that you can rob.

0:28:290:28:33

HE SOBS

0:28:390:28:41

-Life's never dull, is it?

-Oh, I'm so sorry.

0:28:430:28:45

It's all right. It's not your fault.

0:28:450:28:47

No, I stopped to talk to Dr Evans, and I'm later than usual.

0:28:470:28:50

Maybe... Maybe his blood sugar's low?

0:28:500:28:53

It's not your fault. Look, he gets like this.

0:28:530:28:56

Oh, Jean. That is awful.

0:28:560:28:58

It's only just started. Well, a few weeks ago.

0:28:580:29:01

Well, I wish you'd told us.

0:29:020:29:04

I meant to, but he's my dad. How could I?

0:29:040:29:07

-He doesn't even know he's doing it.

-This can't go on, Jean.

0:29:070:29:10

-Look, I can manage.

-No, I'm going to have to speak to Social Services.

0:29:100:29:14

No, that's why I didn't tell you. I don't want them barging in.

0:29:140:29:17

I have no choice!

0:29:170:29:18

You know, what if he hits a child, or somebody hits him back?

0:29:180:29:21

He never goes out! He wouldn't get the chance. Well, that's it.

0:29:210:29:24

They'll just lock him up now.

0:29:240:29:25

-No, it won't come to that.

-Look, he hates those places.

0:29:250:29:29

It broke his heart when he couldn't manage my mum anymore

0:29:290:29:31

and we'd go to visit her every day, and it was terrible.

0:29:310:29:34

She was never in her own clothes,

0:29:340:29:37

they'd say hers were in the wash or lost...

0:29:370:29:39

And she was just so sad, like all the life went out of her.

0:29:390:29:43

She lost loads of weight, and we knew she wasn't eating

0:29:430:29:46

and nobody cared, and he'll go downhill just like she did.

0:29:460:29:50

Butter wouldn't melt.

0:29:550:29:57

He nursed my mum for years.

0:29:590:30:00

And now, when he needs looking after...

0:30:000:30:02

You're doing a great job, and he thinks the world of you.

0:30:020:30:05

I couldn't bear to see him go into a home.

0:30:050:30:07

Please, don't tell anybody about this. Please.

0:30:070:30:11

OK, but he needs to be assessed.

0:30:150:30:19

No, because once they get their foot in the door...

0:30:190:30:22

Please, just... Just leave things as they are. Please?

0:30:220:30:25

THEY LAUGH

0:30:290:30:30

What? It's a veg. It's hot.

0:30:300:30:33

Stop looking at me like that!

0:30:330:30:35

If she'd got into good habits when she was younger...

0:30:350:30:37

-Too late now.

-36, start checking for osteoporosis soon.

0:30:370:30:41

-Chubby people don't usually get it.

-Er, hello! What is this?

0:30:410:30:45

Good morning?

0:30:450:30:46

Great, thanks, why?

0:30:460:30:48

I've had a hell of a time.

0:30:480:30:50

If I'd known it was all leg ulcers and ingrown toenails...

0:30:500:30:53

Sometimes I wonder why I didn't go into midwifery.

0:30:530:30:56

All those screaming women? No thanks.

0:30:560:30:59

How did you do it?

0:31:080:31:09

What?

0:31:090:31:10

-You know fine well what.

-What, this? It's nothing.

0:31:100:31:13

-So how did you do it?

-Walked into a door. No, really, I did.

0:31:130:31:15

OK. Which door?

0:31:220:31:24

In confidence?

0:31:250:31:26

If that's what it takes.

0:31:260:31:28

I'm a bit shaken, actually. I did walk into a door.

0:31:280:31:32

But I was sort of knocked into it. He didn't mean to.

0:31:320:31:34

Please, tell me it wasn't Ian.

0:31:340:31:37

Ian? Good God, no. Mr Thomas.

0:31:370:31:40

If it was Ian he'd be in ITU by now.

0:31:400:31:42

-Mr Thomas.

-Yes, he was probably a bit light-headed, needed insulin,

0:31:420:31:45

gets a bit confused.

0:31:450:31:46

Whoa, whoa, hang on, what's all this "in confidence" stuff?

0:31:460:31:49

-You have filed an incident report?

-No, there's no need. It's nothing.

0:31:490:31:52

-And have you told anyone at all?

-No!

0:31:520:31:55

Franks! You cannae pretend this hasn't happened.

0:31:560:31:59

He's old and confused and I startled him.

0:31:590:32:01

Then make a note of it. Make sure everyone else knows.

0:32:010:32:05

-There's no need. He's a big softie, really.

-Sit down.

0:32:050:32:09

What? Oh, come on, I'm not concussed.

0:32:090:32:11

So something happens tomorrow. Right?

0:32:140:32:17

You're ill, one of the others goes to visit him...

0:32:170:32:19

Talk about overkill.

0:32:190:32:21

Don't you think you owe it to them to warn them?

0:32:210:32:23

I won't be ill, I'm never ill.

0:32:230:32:24

-Or if he hurts someone else and you've done nothing to stop him?!

-He won't.

0:32:240:32:28

Or hurts himself? Lashes out at someone not quite as understanding?

0:32:280:32:30

I've gone through this with Jean, OK?

0:32:300:32:32

He doesn't go anywhere, he doesn't see anyone.

0:32:320:32:35

This is great(!)

0:32:350:32:36

Everyone else knows where to draw the line, but Frankie Maddox,

0:32:360:32:39

oh, no.

0:32:390:32:40

I don't want to make things worse.

0:32:400:32:42

You have to protect the team, Frankie,

0:32:420:32:45

and you have to protect yourself.

0:32:450:32:47

OK, if it happens again...

0:32:470:32:48

Hopeless. Bloody hopeless.

0:32:540:32:56

Get him assessed.

0:32:590:33:00

It's the least you should do.

0:33:010:33:04

Hey, Ruby Red Shoes, I've just made a very special appointment for you.

0:33:200:33:25

Mum's crying. She's been trying to get you.

0:33:250:33:29

Something's gone wrong. I'm bleeding.

0:33:290:33:31

OK. That might be nothing to worry about. How much?

0:33:310:33:35

Um, it looks like a lot.

0:33:350:33:38

OK. No big panic, OK? Deep breaths. Deep breaths.

0:33:400:33:42

It's going to be all right.

0:33:420:33:44

I'm sorry to be a nuisance.

0:33:440:33:45

No, you're not. That's why I'm here.

0:33:450:33:47

There you go.

0:34:090:34:12

Hello, Molly.

0:34:120:34:13

I thought you said you didn't know if it was a boy or a girl.

0:34:130:34:16

-We don't.

-The minute they told me, I just knew.

0:34:160:34:19

(Don't say a word.)

0:34:200:34:22

OK?

0:34:280:34:29

Hey, Andy. Any problems?

0:34:340:34:36

No, none at all. We've split your calls up between us. How's the mum?

0:34:360:34:40

Dying for a cup of tea.

0:34:400:34:42

You're driving a patient?

0:34:420:34:45

No. Yes. Off duty. Don't go on...

0:34:450:34:48

So, I've got Ruby an appointment with paediatrics tomorrow,

0:34:480:34:51

and, do you know, she waved to the new baby today,

0:34:510:34:54

and I think that new baby might just have waved back!

0:34:540:34:57

-And how's your head?

-Fine, thanks, how's yours?

0:34:570:35:00

-Ruby?

-She's asleep.

0:35:000:35:01

Ruby...

0:35:030:35:05

Ruby...

0:35:050:35:07

Ruby...Ruby!

0:35:070:35:09

Andy, hold on, don't hang up.

0:35:110:35:13

She's not breathing. Oh, my God!

0:35:130:35:15

Andy, can you hear this?

0:35:150:35:16

Yeah, where are you? I'll call the paramedics.

0:35:160:35:19

We've hit some traffic...Hello?

0:35:190:35:21

Frankie, speak to me.

0:35:210:35:23

Oh, damn it.

0:35:230:35:25

Oh, God! Help us.

0:35:250:35:27

Undo the belt.

0:35:290:35:31

Is she dead? Oh, God!

0:35:310:35:32

Please, no. Please no, no...

0:35:320:35:34

Hey there, Ruby Tuesday! Hey, she's back with us.

0:35:380:35:41

Thank God, thank God.

0:35:410:35:43

No, no, no, lie still, Ruby, it's all right, just lie still.

0:35:430:35:45

Oh, no, she's gone again - Ruby, wake up. Ruby, wake up!

0:35:450:35:49

-'Emergency, which emergency service do you require?'

-Ambulance.

0:35:500:35:53

'Emergency ambulance, tell me exactly what happened.'

0:35:530:35:56

This is a cardiac arrest call. I'm Lead District Nurse Frankie Maddox,

0:35:560:35:59

I'm on the Colton Dual Carriageway with an eight-year-old child in cardiac arrest.

0:35:590:36:02

Request paramedics or police escort. Please advise.

0:36:020:36:05

'One moment, please.'

0:36:050:36:06

I'm a first aider. Can I help?

0:36:070:36:09

Chest compressions, I'll do mouth to mouth. You're on six.

0:36:090:36:11

24 more, please.

0:36:110:36:13

'This is ambulance despatch, we have a paramedic on the way to you.

0:36:130:36:16

'Which side of the dual carriageway are you on?'

0:36:160:36:18

Eastbound. We're stuck in traffic.

0:36:180:36:20

'We're doing everything we can to get through.'

0:36:200:36:22

30 more, please. Nelly The Elephant.

0:36:310:36:33

Can you look out for the ambulance for me, please?

0:36:330:36:36

OK, we've got respiration and heartbeat.

0:36:360:36:39

OK. We're going to come in under our own steam.

0:36:410:36:43

'A police car and an ambulance are on the way.'

0:36:430:36:45

Sorry. We can't wait.

0:36:450:36:47

OK, sweetheart, we're going to get you back into the car.

0:36:470:36:49

You get in. One, two, three - help.

0:36:490:36:52

Can you clear a lane for me? Cheers.

0:37:010:37:03

Come on, pull over. Over here.

0:37:050:37:08

Come on, move. Come on - move!

0:37:080:37:11

Move over!

0:37:110:37:13

Come on, move! In there, in there...

0:37:130:37:15

In there. Go. Come on, move!

0:37:170:37:20

How far's the hospital?

0:37:220:37:24

At this rate, three minutes off the next roundabout.

0:37:240:37:27

Heather! I've got you.

0:37:390:37:43

'Hi, you're through to Andy. Please leave a message.'

0:38:110:38:13

Hey, Andy. We made it.

0:38:130:38:17

They've got her all wired up...

0:38:190:38:21

but they're 90% sure it's super ventricular tachycardia.

0:38:210:38:26

They're going to give her a pacemaker tomorrow.

0:38:260:38:29

I am bloody starving.

0:38:510:38:52

Shall we go out for a steak?

0:38:520:38:54

All right. 'Fess up. What you done?

0:38:550:38:58

-What?

-You never cook.

0:38:580:39:00

Oh, I do so.

0:39:000:39:01

No, not dinner, dinner. Pasta and crap, but not, not proper dinner.

0:39:010:39:05

Well, maybe I've turned over a new leaf.

0:39:050:39:08

No, seriously, Franks, what you done?

0:39:080:39:11

Well, it's my birthday tomorrow.

0:39:130:39:15

And I know you'll have arranged a lovely surprise for me.

0:39:150:39:18

Who told you?

0:39:180:39:20

I don't know what the surprise is,

0:39:200:39:22

but...there's always a surprise...usually a party.

0:39:220:39:27

-Bit predictable, eh?

-No, nothing wrong with that.

0:39:270:39:30

I just want to make a fuss of you, before you make a fuss of me...

0:39:300:39:33

because I love you.

0:39:330:39:35

Ah, babe.

0:39:360:39:38

"Frankie, you are the wind beneath my wings.

0:40:100:40:14

"You make everything possible and even the grey days bright.

0:40:140:40:18

"Now get up and get rid of that curry stain.

0:40:200:40:23

"All my love, for ever and a day, Ian."

0:40:240:40:27

I don't think you should tell me off in front of everyone, Mary.

0:40:320:40:35

I'm not telling you off, I'm trying to explain to you why it matters.

0:40:350:40:38

I thought there was a system for official warnings and things.

0:40:380:40:41

Get over yourselves, girls. Who's on about any sort of warning?

0:40:410:40:44

I thought you'd all be out on the road by now.

0:40:440:40:46

We've got to make home visits to five clinic patients from yesterday.

0:40:460:40:49

She forgot to take the specimens to the labs.

0:40:490:40:51

Why did you say "forgot" like that? Like "forgot"?

0:40:510:40:54

Oh, happy birthday, chick.

0:40:550:40:57

-Happy birthday.

-Yeah, happy birthday, Frankie.

-Thank you.

0:40:570:41:00

Here you go, here's a big silly card and a pressie.

0:41:000:41:02

-Oh, thank you. Can I save it for tonight?

-Yeah.

0:41:020:41:04

Thank you.

0:41:040:41:06

Where could they be?

0:41:080:41:10

Are you still here?

0:41:110:41:13

No, I'm on the by-pass, getting a speeding ticket. I've lost them.

0:41:130:41:16

How could I lose them?

0:41:160:41:18

If it's the mileage claims, they're all done.

0:41:180:41:20

What? Entered and everything?

0:41:200:41:23

Mm-hm.

0:41:230:41:24

Timesheets and monthly reports too,

0:41:240:41:26

while you were being heroic on the by-pass.

0:41:260:41:28

-I love you, Nurse Peat.

-I know.

0:41:280:41:30

So are you going to manage to have a couple of hours off

0:41:300:41:32

and enjoy your birthday?

0:41:320:41:34

Oh, yeah, later. I said I'd call in on Heather.

0:41:340:41:36

Take her a nightie and stuff.

0:41:360:41:37

And they're starting Mr Thomas's assessment today, so...

0:41:370:41:40

Miracles and wonders!

0:41:400:41:41

What? I do listen to you sometimes, you know.

0:41:410:41:43

So you filled in an incident report form?

0:41:430:41:45

-No need. It was an accident.

-No, it wasn't.

-Shut up.

0:41:450:41:47

You want them to assess him with half the information!

0:41:470:41:49

I refer the honourable member to my earlier response.

0:41:490:41:52

Could you, er, could you call the Army?

0:41:520:41:55

Aye. I'll ring Whitehall right away. It's one-two one-two, isn't it?

0:41:550:41:58

He's in Afghanistan, Stephen Hales. How hard can it be?

0:41:580:42:01

Do you even know which regiment he's in?

0:42:010:42:03

Yes. He disarms bombs and IEDs.

0:42:030:42:04

But you, you, don't go putting yourself out for him!

0:42:040:42:08

They're going on half-hour BP checks. That's good.

0:42:120:42:15

Yeah, thanks for telling them.

0:42:150:42:16

And Ruby will soon be a bionic super-woman.

0:42:160:42:19

-Right, from now on I don't want you to budge from this bed.

-And Ruby?

0:42:190:42:24

You can take it in turns.

0:42:240:42:25

-They won't mind?

-Are you kidding? Two people in one bed?

0:42:250:42:28

If the bosses find out, it'll be an NHS directive this time next week.

0:42:280:42:33

Are you sure you can give us all this time?

0:42:350:42:37

Mm-hm. Positive.

0:42:370:42:38

And, er, it might make up a tiddly bit for being

0:42:390:42:42

so slow to get Ruby to a consultant.

0:42:420:42:44

Like I said, she wasn't your patient.

0:42:440:42:46

The world is my patient.

0:42:460:42:48

Come on, Ruby - you're on!

0:42:520:42:55

She'll be out before you know it. Here you go.

0:42:570:43:00

You can relax now. She's on the mend.

0:43:130:43:17

-Go on. Go home. We're fine.

-OK.

0:43:180:43:21

You've got my number?

0:43:230:43:24

Yeah. Go on. It's all done.

0:43:240:43:26

I'll pop back in the morning.

0:43:260:43:27

We'll be home by then. Good night, goodbye, and thank you.

0:43:270:43:31

Hi Andy, she's back in the ward and looking good.

0:43:400:43:43

What a relief!

0:43:430:43:44

'Where have you been, Franks? We've been trying to get you.'

0:43:440:43:47

Had my phone off, didn't I?

0:43:470:43:49

'We've had a call from Mr Thomas's daughter.

0:43:490:43:51

'She's in a real state, Frankie. They started the assessment.'

0:43:510:43:54

What, already? That's annoying, I promised that I'd...

0:43:540:43:57

'..Be there. Yes. Jean said.

0:43:570:43:59

-'Just get a move on. The old guy's kicking off.'

-OK.

0:43:590:44:02

Stop them - don't let them.

0:44:070:44:08

-What are you doing?

-Please keep calm.

0:44:080:44:10

They're locking him up.

0:44:100:44:12

We're taking him into care under Section 4 of the Mental Health Act.

0:44:120:44:14

-Don't make it any harder.

-Where are you taking him?

-St Joseph's.

0:44:140:44:17

You promised me this wouldn't happen.

0:44:170:44:19

He's very disoriented. He didn't know his daughter.

0:44:190:44:21

-He picked a knife up and threatened us.

-Yes, but he was confused!

0:44:210:44:24

-He didn't mean it.

-Very confused, yes. We can't leave him here.

0:44:240:44:27

OK, look, this is just an emergency,

0:44:270:44:29

not the full 28 days -

0:44:290:44:31

just let him go for now and we'll sort it out, OK?

0:44:310:44:33

Why are they taking me away?

0:44:330:44:35

I'm sorry, Mr Thomas. We can't leave you in the house alone.

0:44:360:44:39

But Jeanie's here. My Jeanie.

0:44:390:44:42

Aren't you, lovely? Tell them.

0:44:430:44:45

Jean's got to go home.

0:44:460:44:48

Liar! She wouldn't leave me all alone.

0:44:480:44:52

Well, her husband needs her.

0:44:520:44:53

I need her. Stuff him. He can make his own tea.

0:44:540:44:58

Jeanie! I don't want to go!

0:44:590:45:03

Let him get settled in.

0:45:060:45:07

Seeing you like this is only going to upset him.

0:45:070:45:10

Oh, God...

0:45:160:45:18

I'm sorry. I shouldn't have.

0:45:180:45:19

This is the only thing we can do.

0:45:190:45:22

Stop them. You promised...

0:45:220:45:24

You cow.

0:45:250:45:27

You right royal cow.

0:45:270:45:30

That is the last message I run for you.

0:45:530:45:56

You look...sweet.

0:45:580:45:59

Wolf whistled, from one end of the town to the other.

0:45:590:46:02

No more than a sex object.

0:46:040:46:06

MUSIC: "Black Heart" by Stooshe

0:46:350:46:38

# I don't like it when you break me, honey

0:46:420:46:45

# Why'd you have to do that?

0:46:450:46:48

# Tell me, when you make these tears keep falling

0:46:500:46:54

# Do you feel like a man?

0:46:540:46:57

# Figure, figure there's no working you out whatsoever

0:46:580:47:04

# Only one way I can sum you up altogether

0:47:070:47:13

# You got a black heart

0:47:140:47:17

# Daddy, I've fallen for a monster

0:47:170:47:21

# Somehow he's scaring me to death

0:47:240:47:30

# Oh, yes, he is

0:47:300:47:32

# He's big and he's bad I love him like mad... #

0:47:320:47:35

On my way, sweet thing.

0:47:350:47:37

Get ready to be completely knocked out by my fabulousness.

0:47:370:47:40

If I'm late, it'll be because my taxi driver's

0:47:400:47:43

ploughed into a shop front, dazzled by all my bling...

0:47:430:47:47

I love you.

0:47:470:47:48

MOBILE RINGS

0:47:580:48:00

Hi...

0:48:030:48:06

I'm sorry. I didn't know who else to call, um...

0:48:060:48:09

Here we go... I knew it.

0:48:240:48:27

How often?

0:48:270:48:28

Every seven minutes.

0:48:280:48:30

-I'm not leaving Ruby.

-She's well away.

-No, she'll wake up.

0:48:300:48:33

Heather, you need to be in maternity.

0:48:330:48:35

-They're waiting for us.

-Look at you. Been Gok Wanned!

0:48:350:48:39

Oh, wow.

0:48:390:48:40

'You really have tracked him down?'

0:48:420:48:44

Yeah, he's already on his way home.

0:48:440:48:46

Soon as they heard there was a concern about her BP.

0:48:460:48:48

That's great. But where is he now?

0:48:480:48:51

Somewhere between Afghanistan and Brize Norton and here.

0:48:510:48:55

Not good enough. Does he know about Ruby's pacemaker?

0:48:550:48:58

'No, how could he?'

0:48:580:48:59

Do they not have phones?

0:48:590:49:01

He's been on an Army transport plane. She's been in hospital.

0:49:010:49:04

'Well, I'm not leaving until Stephen gets here.'

0:49:040:49:06

I don't know what you want me to do about it.

0:49:060:49:08

See if there's any way you can speed things up, you know -

0:49:080:49:11

get someone to meet him when he lands. I don't know!

0:49:110:49:13

The plan is he'll get a train.

0:49:130:49:15

That means he could be here by the morning. This is my fault.

0:49:150:49:18

'I mean it, I'm not leaving her alone.'

0:49:180:49:22

Going to give it a rest with the guilt thing?

0:49:220:49:24

It's getting a wee bit wearing.

0:49:240:49:26

I've done my best, and so have you, all right?

0:49:260:49:29

Good, good. You're doing really well.

0:49:470:49:50

The baby's head is well down now, but we really need to examine you.

0:49:500:49:54

-Come on, we need to get you to the delivery room.

-Ruby?

0:49:540:49:57

Fast asleep. Come on...

0:49:570:49:58

We'll tell you the minute Ruby wakes up.

0:49:580:50:01

Oh, God, it's strong... Oh, God. Oh, I need Stephen.

0:50:010:50:05

I need Stephen. Oh...

0:50:060:50:08

That's it.

0:50:080:50:10

Well, how long? An hour?

0:50:110:50:14

Two, tops.

0:50:150:50:16

But it's 8.30 now.

0:50:160:50:18

-Place doesn't close till one, does it?

-Yeah, but...

0:50:180:50:21

-I know... but just a bit longer.

-"Just a bit."

0:50:210:50:25

Her husband will be here any minute now, probably.

0:50:250:50:27

-And Ian...

-'What?'

0:50:270:50:30

'It will be worth the wait, I promise.'

0:50:300:50:32

Off, please.

0:50:350:50:37

Yes, sorry.

0:50:370:50:38

That's a contraction, come on, that's it, good girl.

0:50:420:50:46

Good, right, now I'm going to give you this.

0:50:490:50:52

Now you grab hold of this. Come on, now, that's it,

0:50:520:50:55

come on, grip on and do some breathing with me...come on.

0:50:550:51:00

MUSIC DROWNS SPEECH

0:51:230:51:25

LAUGHTER AND CHATTER

0:51:380:51:41

You're doing really well.

0:51:480:51:49

You're doing it, that's it.

0:52:020:52:04

That's it, let it out, let it out.

0:52:040:52:06

Stephen!

0:52:460:52:47

'Message number, I dunno, 47? 53?

0:52:550:53:00

'Anyway, it's me...'

0:53:000:53:01

Er, I've got this ring here.

0:53:030:53:06

Diamond.

0:53:060:53:07

And that's what tonight was all about.

0:53:090:53:13

Stupid me, eh?

0:53:130:53:14

You don't care about anyone or anything, but you,

0:53:170:53:22

and your wonderful job.

0:53:220:53:24

You know what?

0:53:260:53:27

I wouldn't bloody marry you

0:53:300:53:32

if you were the last bloody woman in the world.

0:53:320:53:35

Well done! You fabulous woman.

0:53:410:53:44

Congratulations, Mum, you have a little girl.

0:53:440:53:47

She's gorgeous.

0:53:490:53:50

Hello, darling. Oh, look at you.

0:53:530:53:56

Oh, darling.

0:53:590:54:01

And that's from your daddy.

0:54:040:54:06

Your lovely daddy.

0:54:060:54:08

Afghanistan.

0:54:090:54:10

He wanted to be here,

0:54:180:54:22

he so wanted to be here...

0:54:220:54:25

Oh, I'm sorry, Frankie.

0:54:250:54:26

No, you go ahead. Cry and blow, cry and blow.

0:54:260:54:31

Find a rhythm.

0:54:310:54:32

It's a girl. Oh, God. Oh, God.

0:54:520:54:55

How was your birthday, then?

0:55:120:55:14

Wonderful.

0:55:200:55:21

Sorry you got stuck working.

0:55:210:55:23

It was fabulous. Amazing

0:55:230:55:27

-and perfect.

-Is that vomit down your dress?

0:55:270:55:30

Is this the best job in the world, or what?

0:55:300:55:32

Thumped one day, puked on the next?

0:55:320:55:34

Do you think they might name the baby after me?

0:55:340:55:37

-Why would they do that?

-Well, why not?

0:55:370:55:39

You're drunk on emotion. Have you spoken to Ian?

0:55:410:55:43

Not for a bit. Is he a bit pissed off?

0:55:430:55:46

-Make the call.

-He is, isn't he?

0:55:460:55:48

And here's me practising how to say "Yes, please" all week.

0:55:480:55:52

What?

0:55:520:55:53

He was going to propose. I found the ring.

0:55:540:55:57

Oh, bloody hell. No, seriously, Franks, make the call.

0:55:570:56:02

Nah, better face to face.

0:56:020:56:06

He'll shout a bit and then he'll see the funny side.

0:56:060:56:09

It'll be fine.

0:56:140:56:15

I know you're upset...

0:56:370:56:39

I know you're disappointed, and I'm really sorry.

0:56:450:56:48

I mean, I'm really, really, really, sorry. I can't say it enough.

0:56:480:56:52

But it's like you said, isn't it?

0:56:540:56:55

We understand each other's work. Don't we?

0:56:550:56:58

Ian?

0:57:020:57:03

Are you there?

0:57:060:57:08

Ian?

0:57:110:57:12

You, er... You haven't listened to your messages yet?

0:57:120:57:16

What? No. It's all been mad and a bit...

0:57:160:57:19

..bloody marvellous this end.

0:57:200:57:22

Why?

0:57:240:57:25

'Ian? Sweetheart? Ian?'

0:57:270:57:31

# Frankie and Johnny, yeah, they were lovers

0:57:350:57:39

# Oh, how that girl loved that guy

0:57:390:57:41

# One day a brand new, female girl

0:57:430:57:45

# Gave Frankie's guy the eye

0:57:450:57:48

# He was her man but he did her wrong. #

0:57:500:57:54

Where the hell have you been?

0:57:580:58:01

Didn't see how slaughtered she got on your birthday, did you?

0:58:010:58:03

-Every cloud...

-She was wasted, oh, yeah!

0:58:030:58:06

-Shut your mouth, Karen.

-I need to tell you something.

0:58:060:58:08

Hey, hey, hey. You're going to get flattened. Who's the woman?

0:58:080:58:11

No-one you know.

0:58:130:58:15

-What's happened?

-I'll be fine. I'm feeling better.

0:58:150:58:18

Can you make him understand he needs to be in cardiac care?

0:58:180:58:21

If she'd gone into a hospice a week ago,

0:58:210:58:22

maybe he wouldn't have had a heart attack.

0:58:220:58:24

And don't think this is the end of it.

0:58:240:58:26

If the CPS are not prosecuting, the primary cause of death...

0:58:260:58:29

Don't think it's the end of it for you.

0:58:290:58:31

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