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-It might be a ruptured spleen.

-We need a theatre trolley.

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-You're wasted as a doctor.

-What else am I going to do with my life?

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-Roll it across your knuckles.

-You can't be serious. Why?

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To be a cardiothoracic surgeon, you need basic hand-eye coordination skills.

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Starting with that.

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An implant doesn't just rupture like this.

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Your name is all over the Prego Holdings paperwork.

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Your name.

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Hanssen knows everything. Sunil told him.

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Most of it lies.

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I did everything because he told me to.

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Sit down, Mr Spence, now!

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So I'm afraid that he has totally ruined my career.

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Oliver!

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-What are you doing?

-Jogging.

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-You've just had a lung transplant.

-That was a month ago.

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Didn't see that coming.

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-Come on, you're OK, then?

-Yeah.

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Here for a bronchoscopy, are you?

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Check it's all in working order.

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Certainly seems to be.

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Actually, I'm glad I ran into you. Been thinking of getting in touch.

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-About?

-Well, might have a proposition for you.

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-Go on.

-You should get that checked out.

-No, it's fine.

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-I'll see you up there.

-It's just a scratch.

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AMBULANCE SIREN WAILS

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-Hello!

-That's impressive.

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-You should see my wheelies.

-What've you been up to?

-Physio.

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-Hope you haven't been overdoing it.

-Me?

-I believe. Thousands wouldn't.

-Laters.

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Big day for our Josh.

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-The swelling's cleared, so...

-He can have his final scan?

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Yep.

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Think there's any chance of good news?

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Well, either way it's going to be...

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emotional.

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-You on your way in?

-Yeah.

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-Mind if I...?

-Help yourself.

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Are they looking after you here?

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I could ask you the same thing.

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A bronchoscopy is normally pretty routine, so I'm sure you'll be fine.

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-Ah, there you are, Valentine.

-His master's voice.

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-Mr O'Gorman, how are the new lungs?

-Like a breath of fresh air.

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Great. I've got a stack of files that need weeding.

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-Right.

-If you happen to find yourself in the coffee bar, mine's a skinny latte.

-Got it.

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Good.

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You're not on Mr O'Gorman's bronchoscopy.

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-No.

-So why are you hanging around here?

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-Same old, same old...

-What can you do?

-Weeding files sounds fun.

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-So, this proposition.

-It's a job offer.

-I've already got a job.

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-You're undervalued.

-I'll give you that.

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-And failing to live up to your potential.

-I wouldn't go that far.

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Through no fault of your own.

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I'm praying you're going to say astronaut.

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You know I'm in recruitment.

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F1 driver?

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Well, we're expanding. Taking over another firm. And...

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Well, I need a partner.

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Someone with initiative, good people skills and a big pair of brass...

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-I don't know the first thing about recruitment.

-I would personally train you up.

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You're not serious.

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That is your starting salary. Before bonuses.

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-If we continue to meet our projected growth, you'll double that by 2014.

-I can't just leave here.

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Why wait another ten years for the respect and rewards you deserve?

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-Yeah, but why me?

-Raw materials. I know a winner when I see one.

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Just think about it.

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It's exactly the same scan as when you first came in,

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but because the swelling's gone down, we can assess the damage properly.

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-And you can give me answers?

-Well, the scan plus the examination will tell us all we need to know.

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What are my chances?

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Let's just wait and see, OK?

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-Fingers crossed.

-I'm crossing more than my fingers.

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Right. Any questions, just ask, OK?

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Yeah, one, actually.

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Why is my leg doing that?

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-They said no food or drink.

-What, not even a cuppa?

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-No.

-That's just stupid.

-Stop moaning.

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I'm not moaning at ya, I'm trying to help ya.

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-One skinny latte, please.

-Christopher! Oh, my God!

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Christopher, Christopher, Christopher! Are you all right?

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-Wake up!

-I'll be back in a minute.

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Excuse me. Excuse me!

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-Christopher!

-Good morning, Nurse Lane.

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OK, shall we just give them some room? Let's give them some room.

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There we go.

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-Are you a doctor?

-Yes.

-He's brill, honest.

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Oi, don't! You're strangling him!

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Nurse Lane, can you remove this woman? Please!

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You're strangling him.

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What's your name?

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-Paula.

-OK, Paula, it's going to be OK.

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Oh!

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Chances are it's something called fasciculation.

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-What's that?

-If the brain stops sending messages to the spine,

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the nerves can start to function independently.

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So I could walk?

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It means the opposite, actually.

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-Is there any chance it could be anything else?

-It might be irritation of the spine

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and not complete damage.

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But that is a less likely scenario.

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Can we just get the scan done and then...?

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It's still going.

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-Any evidence this was more sinister than bad luck followed by a cover-up, I want to know.

-Fine.

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If there are patients out there who received implants from the defective batch...

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-Bring them in.

-With utmost discretion, please.

-No leaks.

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I am relying on you to keep this under control, you know.

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Uh, that's my desk.

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I asked Ms Shah to cast an eye over all the paperwork pertaining to your implant cases.

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-You enjoying this?

-No. I'm just trying to clear up your mess.

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-Well, I don't need your help.

-Circumstances would suggest otherwise, wouldn't they?

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-Soon as I find Sunil, this is over.

-I take it he's still managing to elude your grasp.

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-Don't worry, I'll catch him.

-I hope so.

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-I watch the DVD every single day.

-Yeah?

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D'you have to tell people I collapsed?

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-They're so happy! The perfect couple.

-I have to tell your consultant.

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THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

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-Bet you know someone who went.

-Went where?

-The Royal Wedding, of course!

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No, I don't.

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Oh.

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-Hey, be careful.

-They are.

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Excuse me.

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Er, Nurse Lane, could you book him in for a CT scan as soon as possible, please?

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You took your time.

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-Sorry.

-I heard about your heroics downstairs.

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-Hardly heroic.

-Ollie on the spot.

-The guy had an SVT. He's on your list for this afternoon.

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-Thoracoscopy, I know.

-Right, well.

-So this SVT...

-Yeah?

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You diagnosed it without a heart monitor?

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-It was kind of obvious, I just...

-So you guessed.

-No...

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Cos if you'd been wrong, a carotid sinus massage could have killed him.

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-The guy presented with...

-You should have sent for a monitor.

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Right.

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And while you were waiting you could have got me my skinny latte.

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What with me being your personal valet(!)

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Is that the sound of a worm turning?

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-Nurse, can we have a minute?

-You look like a man in a hurry.

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-When can I start?

-Are you serious?

-Yes.

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-That was a quick.

-You want someone decisive.

-What about notice?

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Notice isn't an issue.

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My department closes in seven days and I don't have a new training post yet!

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How does tomorrow sound?

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-This is real, isn't it?

-I can get a contract e-mailed over today.

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-Let's do it.

-Good man.

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-Any false teeth?

-No.

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Body piercings?

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No.

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That's it.

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Oh.

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What d'you bring those things for?

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For luck! For good luck!

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-Can Christopher have a drink?

-What?

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-Can Christopher have a cup of tea?

-I already told you, not until after surgery.

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-But that's just stupid.

-Not unless you want him to choke on his own vomit.

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-What?

-No tea, OK?

-But...

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All right?

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-Valentine, have you done those files yet?

-I haven't even started...

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-Oh, well, forget them for now.

-Right.

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-I want you in the wet lab.

-Again.

-I have a nice pair of pig's lungs awaiting you...

-Oh, can't wait(!)

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-Problem?

-Pig's lungs, file weeding - it's all quality stuff...

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-Oh, I'm so sorry if we're boring you.

-Not at all.

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Tell me, what is up with you this morning?

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Must be the worm in me.

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You know how this works.

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I set you mind-numbingly mundane tasks and you follow them without question.

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Whatever.

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SHE SIGHS

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-Morning.

-Hi.

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-Nice to see you, too(!)

-I didn't realise you were in.

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I know you fixed it so we wouldn't collide

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-but I've put myself back on the same shifts as you.

-Why?

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I've only got a few days left before I'm shipped out to St Jimmy's. I want to spend it

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-with my favourite people.

-You should've told me.

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-Can we put the other week behind us?

-If you insist.

-I do.

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Oh, well, no rest for the wicked. I've got to speak to Michael.

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-Cosying up to the opposition, eh?

-Traitor till the end, that's me.

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Sunil, it's Michael, again. Look, it's not too late to fix this, all right?

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So call me or come in and talk face to face.

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-No joy?

-If I don't find him they're going to crucify me.

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-Not Hanssen.

-Are you kidding?

-It's not his style.

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He sneaked you in behind my back quick enough.

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Hey.

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-Found anything?

-No.

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-Right. Well, just keep me in the loop.

-I will do.

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GENTLE KNOCK AT THE DOOR

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LOUDER KNOCK AT THE DOOR

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INSISTENT KNOCK AT THE DOOR

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Yes?!

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Bad time?

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Oh! Can you smell that?!

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-What?

-Freedom.

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Ah! You two look happy.

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-Whoa, what's that?

-It's just a little needle...

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Just a... Don't!

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-BUZZER

-It's OK.

-I don't like it.

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-It's OK, it doesn't hurt.

-I don't like needles!

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-OK, OK...

-Paula...

-I'm putting it away.

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-Look at me, Paula.

-I know!

-Eyes, Paula! Eyes, Paula, eyes, Paula.

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-What's going on here?

-Look at me, Paula, eyes.

-Where is it?

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-You can't just set the alarm off...

-She was scared!

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-What if it was an emergency...!

-Stop yelling at me!

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You'll upset my baby!

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You're pregnant?

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-How long?

-Four months.

-One week, three days.

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Congratulations.

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You want to feel?

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-Not much happening.

-Must be asleep.

-Mm.

-Aah.

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-Want a go?

-No, thanks...

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Yeah, it's definitely asleep. Excuse me. Nurse Lane?

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Shouldn't really.

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Got lunch later with the Board of Trustees.

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Got to update them on the FT application.

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All going to plan, isn't it?

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-Unless you know otherwise?

-No.

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-It's all fine my end.

-We're so close I can taste it.

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-KNOCK AT THE DOOR

-Come.

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Ah, Spence. How's my plastics unit?

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-Yeah, it's, er... It's all good.

-Glad to hear it.

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Right.

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I'll leave you to it.

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Er...

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I hope you're co-operating with Ms Shah.

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Well, I'm just hoping she doesn't dig up anything else on Sunil.

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Right, what do you want?

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-I need a straight answer from you.

-Let's see what the question is first, shall we?

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-If I don't find that son of a bitch, what happens to me?

-It depends.

-On?

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How ugly it gets, and how public.

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Are you setting me up?

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I didn't say that.

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Because if I take the heat for this...

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-Shocking as it may seem...

-There's no second act...

-..I entirely believe...

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-I have four kids, an alimony the size of Mount Fuji...

-So it's all about the money, is it?

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No, it's about not getting screwed.

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This is no time to panic, Mr Spence.

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You have a career to salvage and I have a hospital to protect.

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Those two things are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

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So if you continue to co-operate with Ms Shah,

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and her investigations fail to unearth anything more sinister,

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we may yet carve a path through this minefield.

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Well, that's torn it.

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Start again.

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Why don't you just do it yourself?

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Fine. I'll show you how a real surgeon does it.

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Right, let's do this.

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What's the verdict?

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It's not good news, I'm afraid, Josh.

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We never say never,

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but the damage to your spine is almost certainly irreparable.

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What?

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I know it's a lot to take in but...

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we can get you plenty of help...

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with the practical and the emotional stuff.

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Eddi...

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Er, excuse me.

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-Josh...

-Just get out!

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Now!

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Just don't, OK?

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PHONE RINGS AT OTHER END

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'This is Henrik Hansson, please leave a message.'

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There, perfect.

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Absolutely brilliant.

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Why, thank you.

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But utterly pointless.

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You still don't get what you're doing in here?

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-No, that's not it.

-Then what?

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-I've had enough.

-Of?

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The endless, monotonous, repetition...

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not to mention the constant insults and the condescension.

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Are you trying to divorce me?

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Not just you. Medicine.

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What?

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I've been head-hunted.

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By which particular tribe of pygmies?

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As of tonight,

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I'll be gone.

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What are you going on about?

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Ask Hanssen.

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-Oliver, you haven't?

-Yep.

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To do?

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I've been offered partnership

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at a recruitment company.

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SHE SNIGGERS

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-Tell me you're taking the...

-Afraid not...

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-You're still on the payroll today and I want that doing again.

-Why?

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Because I'm your boss and I said so.

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Fine.

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And make sure you make a better job of it this time.

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What do you want?

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Nothing.

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Brought you a coffee.

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Cheers.

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Is it true?

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What?

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You're leaving?

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Yeah, afraid so.

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Are you sure you're not just having a bad day?

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Had rather too many of those lately.

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But...

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Look, thanks for the coffee and the concern...

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..but as you can see...

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-Well?

-I compared the cost of the implants with previous batches across the last two years...

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-And?

-And...

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the defective ones were half the price.

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-Sunil Bhatti knew what he was doing.

-It was a coincidence otherwise.

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-There were no other cheap batches?

-No.

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-This only started after he arrived at Holby?

-It looks that way.

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Right, how many women are there still out there with these?

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-Two.

-Have you called them?

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-Yes, they're on their way.

-Do they know why?

-Not yet.

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-Next step?

-Explain the problem, offer corrective surgery.

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And gently persuade them not to go public.

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-Best of luck with that one.

-No, I'd like you to deal with it, please.

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-These are my patients.

-You can talk them through the surgical detail.

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-I want Ms Shah to deal with the emotional fall out.

-Right.

-Problem?

-No.

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Mendacity never did suit you.

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Well, I was supposed to go to a kid's assembly.

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Oh, I see.

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Do you get much help at home?

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Social worker checks we've got our shopping in.

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That's good.

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Christopher does all that stuff.

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Yeah?

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I'd forget all the time.

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Do you know what you're having?

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A girl.

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Awww, any names?

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Katherine.

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Ah, your own little princess.

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-Yeah.

-I bet you'll be great.

0:23:030:23:05

Yeah, I'm going to love her so much.

0:23:050:23:09

-Even the pooey nappies?

-Oh, everything!

0:23:090:23:12

I can't wait to be a family.

0:23:120:23:15

-All set?

-Wait!

0:23:230:23:25

What's the problem?

0:23:250:23:27

Can I give you something?

0:23:270:23:29

Now?

0:23:290:23:30

Yeah.

0:23:300:23:32

-What is it?

-A list.

-Of?

0:23:350:23:37

-Stuff Paula needs to remember.

-What?

0:23:370:23:39

-Shopping, cleaning and that.

-Um...

0:23:390:23:42

She forgets if I'm not there to look after her.

0:23:420:23:46

-I'll pass it on.

-No! You've got to explain everything to her.

0:23:460:23:49

-That's not my responsibility.

-Get it all in her head.

0:23:490:23:52

Isn't that a job for your social worker?

0:23:520:23:54

-They'll take the baby off her.

-But...

-And the flat.

0:23:540:23:57

I'm sure that's not going to happen.

0:23:570:23:59

They'll say she can't manage on her own.

0:23:590:24:02

You're probably going to be home in a couple of days.

0:24:020:24:04

-If something goes wrong?

-That's highly unlikely.

0:24:040:24:07

-You'll talk to her?

-I'm not going to be here after today.

-She trusts you.

0:24:070:24:11

She told me.

0:24:110:24:13

I'm relying on you.

0:24:150:24:17

Fine.

0:24:200:24:22

-Only if something bad happens.

-Got it.

0:24:220:24:24

Yeah, I know. I know you can't give me an exact date.

0:24:290:24:31

I just want a rough idea. I mean, what are we talking about?

0:24:310:24:34

Is it days or weeks or what?

0:24:340:24:37

No, thank you. Thank you for absolutely nothing.

0:24:370:24:42

Just seeing if the spinal unit had their place available for Josh yet.

0:24:440:24:48

-You know they haven't.

-He shouldn't be here.

0:24:480:24:50

-But as long as he is...

-It's wrong.

-..we must give him the best care possible.

0:24:500:24:54

If I'd been doing that, I wouldn't have got his hopes up.

0:24:540:24:57

-Don't be so hard on yourself.

-He's just a kid.

0:24:570:25:00

Which is why we need...

0:25:000:25:02

Which is why he needs a different nurse.

0:25:020:25:04

No, he doesn't.

0:25:080:25:09

PHONE RINGS

0:25:090:25:12

Can I help you?

0:25:220:25:24

I'm here to see Michael Spence.

0:25:240:25:26

The very man.

0:25:280:25:29

Michael!

0:25:300:25:32

-Is that one of the...?

-Yep.

0:25:320:25:34

Come here, you.

0:25:340:25:36

-You two old friends?

-Don't you just want to put him in your pocket?

0:25:360:25:40

-Absolutely.

-Michael helped me with modelling.

0:25:400:25:42

-Oh, you're a sculptor?

-What? Is he the ward comedian?

0:25:420:25:45

Something like that.

0:25:450:25:47

I've never looked back since he worked his magic on the twins.

0:25:470:25:50

Really?

0:25:500:25:52

So, what did you rush me down here for?

0:25:520:25:55

-Well, actually, we'd like to talk about that in private.

-We?

0:25:550:25:58

Are you the girl I spoke to on the phone?

0:25:580:26:00

Yes.

0:26:000:26:02

Oh. Lovely skin.

0:26:020:26:03

All right, why don't we do this in my office?

0:26:030:26:05

Lead the way, gorgeous.

0:26:050:26:08

-What's going on?

-Nothing.

0:26:080:26:11

Funny kind of nothing.

0:26:110:26:12

-Have you finished those lungs for me?

-It's these lungs I'm worried about.

0:26:150:26:19

-Chris Peyton's CT.

-Who?

0:26:190:26:21

-The guy with the learning difficulties.

-Oh.

0:26:210:26:24

That explains the SVT, though.

0:26:240:26:26

-Better talk him through it.

-Yeah.

0:26:260:26:28

I should warn you his wife is easily upset.

0:26:280:26:30

I meant you.

0:26:300:26:31

-Wouldn't it be better coming from a consultant?

-He's your patient.

0:26:310:26:35

-I know that.

-Unless you feel it's going to ruin your day.

0:26:350:26:39

-No.

-Fine, then. One last chance to be a good doctor.

0:26:390:26:42

So you've had no chest pain?

0:26:460:26:49

-No.

-No change in the shape of your breasts?

0:26:490:26:51

What is this? A customer survey?

0:26:510:26:53

Well, I'm afraid it's a little more serious than that.

0:26:530:26:56

Unfortunately, we discovered the implants were part of a defective batch.

0:26:560:27:00

What?

0:27:000:27:01

There's a chance the silicone could leak if they're left in.

0:27:010:27:04

-So you've got to take them out?

-No, replace them.

0:27:040:27:07

I'm sure there'll be no more problems once we've completed it.

0:27:070:27:10

Oh. Well, if you're replacing them...

0:27:100:27:13

I just want to say, I am very sorry for this.

0:27:130:27:16

No, it's not your fault.

0:27:160:27:18

So, is it just me who's got these dodgy ones or...?

0:27:180:27:22

Well, let's just say that... we fix all of them.

0:27:220:27:26

And how much is this going to cost me?

0:27:260:27:28

Obviously, in the circumstances, the hospital will foot the bill.

0:27:280:27:33

-Well, when do you want me in?

-We were hoping possibly later today.

0:27:330:27:36

When was the last time you ate?

0:27:360:27:38

I had a banana and a coconut water after my karaoke spin class.

0:27:380:27:42

-And what time was that?

-Nine this morning.

0:27:420:27:45

-Do you want to go for it?

-Yeah, might as well.

0:27:450:27:48

I'll book you in.

0:27:480:27:49

-Just one thing.

-Yeah?

0:27:500:27:52

-Is it all right if I go up a size?

-Sorry?

0:27:520:27:55

-32 EE.

-This isn't about cup size, Zoe.

0:27:550:27:59

-What odds does it make to you?

-This is a health issue.

0:27:590:28:01

-It's just two out, two in, isn't it?

-I'm sure that'll be fine.

0:28:010:28:06

-And a Brazilian butt lift.

-What?

0:28:060:28:09

-Right, OK. I don't think the NHS runs to Brazilian butt lifts.

-Oh.

0:28:090:28:13

-Let's just stick to the important stuff, shall we?

-If you insist.

0:28:130:28:19

Chris, I've got the results of your scan.

0:28:260:28:29

-Did I have a heart attack?

-No.

0:28:290:28:31

-Thank God.

-But...

0:28:310:28:32

-I was dead worried.

-There is a problem.

0:28:320:28:34

What do you mean?

0:28:350:28:37

There are a lot more cysts on your lungs than we first thought.

0:28:370:28:40

-Really?

-After your first test, there was only one.

0:28:400:28:43

-But now there are five or six in one lung alone.

-Am I going to die?

0:28:430:28:48

Er, the sheer number of cysts involved

0:28:480:28:50

means there is an increased chance of damage...

0:28:500:28:53

-What about Paula?

-..To the lung tissue.

0:28:530:28:55

Who's going to look after her and the baby?

0:28:550:28:58

-..Have to be made...

-I do all the routine!

0:28:580:29:00

-So you keep telling me.

-You've got to get rid of them.

0:29:000:29:03

-If you could please concentrate.

-Please, Doctor. I'm scared.

0:29:030:29:07

They won't let her keep it, I know they won't.

0:29:080:29:11

I'm like that as well!

0:29:120:29:14

Guess what Chantelle bought me?

0:29:140:29:16

-Yeah?

-Are you all right?

0:29:160:29:18

Yeah, course I am.

0:29:180:29:20

-You don't look it.

-Chris is fine.

0:29:200:29:22

Don't you think a nice cup of tea would go down well with that chocolate, Nurse Lane?

0:29:240:29:29

Yeah.

0:29:290:29:30

Come on, Paula. I'll brew up.

0:29:300:29:32

Thank you.

0:29:370:29:38

-Sir Fraser has left the building.

-Good.

0:29:410:29:43

-Have the implant women arrived?

-Zoe Clinton, she's...

0:29:430:29:46

-Spare me the details. Any word on Sunil Bhatti?

-Not yet.

0:29:460:29:50

-If there's anything positive to report, I'll be in my office.

-That is minging.

0:29:500:29:54

I need you to sign here and here.

0:29:540:29:56

One for each boob.

0:29:560:29:58

Very funny.

0:29:580:30:00

-Are you a bit hassled?

-I'm fine.

0:30:000:30:02

It's just normally you're so smiley and shiny.

0:30:020:30:07

It's been a tough day.

0:30:070:30:08

Have there been ructions over these implants? They're not going to sack you?

0:30:080:30:14

Well, at this point, who knows what's going to happen.

0:30:160:30:20

You're like me, aren't ya?

0:30:200:30:21

Your career is everything.

0:30:210:30:23

Yeah.

0:30:230:30:25

-So you don't need any more trouble.

-No.

0:30:250:30:28

Like someone refusing to sign their form

0:30:280:30:32

unless they got a free butt lift.

0:30:320:30:35

You're a real comedian today.

0:30:350:30:37

I know the NHS won't do it, but I don't mind private.

0:30:370:30:41

-Are you being serious?

-Try me.

0:30:440:30:46

Don't take it personal.

0:30:460:30:50

It's only business.

0:30:500:30:52

-Chantelle.

-Yeah?

0:30:560:30:59

I've got something I might need you to pass on to Paula for me.

0:30:590:31:01

Sure, what is it?

0:31:010:31:04

Paula's daily routine. Chris asked me to talk her through it if his op' didn't go to plan.

0:31:040:31:10

He must really trust you.

0:31:100:31:12

-Terrible judge of character.

-Don't be daft.

0:31:120:31:15

-Problem is, he's going to be here longer than I am.

-S'pose so.

0:31:150:31:18

Could you make sure she gets it if something happens after I've gone.

0:31:180:31:22

OK.

0:31:220:31:24

Thanks.

0:31:240:31:25

Can't bear the thought of her trying to cope on her own with that baby.

0:31:250:31:30

No.

0:31:300:31:32

That's if they even let her keep it at all.

0:31:320:31:35

Hey, got some leaflets about counselling and stuff.

0:31:460:31:52

I thought they might be worth a read.

0:31:520:31:55

I'll just leave them on the bed.

0:31:580:32:01

I actually thought everything would be all right.

0:32:030:32:06

I Googled how long people can live like this.

0:32:100:32:12

Yeah?

0:32:120:32:13

It's amazing.

0:32:130:32:15

You can go on till you're 90 or something.

0:32:160:32:19

70 years in a wheelchair.

0:32:190:32:22

I can't live like this.

0:32:260:32:27

Josh, there's no reason why you can't have a full...

0:32:270:32:30

Look, they're only cliches cos they're true...

0:32:320:32:35

Will you help me?

0:32:400:32:42

Help you what?

0:32:430:32:44

-Well, I'd rather be dead than...

-No... What?

-Just get me the right drugs, I'll do the rest.

0:32:440:32:50

-Don't be stupid.

-I just want to sleep.

0:32:500:32:53

Stop it!

0:32:530:32:54

-Eddi, just help me!

-No!

0:32:540:32:55

Can I have Josh Cahill on observation every ten minutes, please?

0:32:590:33:03

BEEPING

0:33:080:33:11

I'm sorry, but we can't all just come running every time he coughs.

0:33:150:33:19

-Oh, shut up moaning.

-There is no need for that.

0:33:190:33:21

-What's the problem?

-She's telling her off.

-Have you heard of the boy who cried wolf?

0:33:230:33:27

You remind me of Mary Peel.

0:33:270:33:29

He got into a lot of trouble.

0:33:290:33:31

She used to bully me.

0:33:310:33:34

Can you not see you're upsetting her?

0:33:340:33:36

She pinched my favourite photo of Princess Diana.

0:33:360:33:39

-What?

-Paula's a big fan of the Royal Family, OK?

0:33:390:33:43

I can see there's a lot of bonding going on here, so I'll...

0:33:430:33:46

In future, if you need anything, come and find me, OK?

0:33:460:33:50

If by, "Future", he means the next three hours or so.

0:33:500:33:53

Thought you were due at an assembly.

0:34:030:34:06

When Holby calls.

0:34:060:34:07

Working on the mystery patient?

0:34:070:34:09

-What?

-I'm confused.

-About?

0:34:090:34:11

-Why you and the Yank are as thick as thieves.

-We're not as thick as thieves.

0:34:110:34:15

-Must be seeing things.

-You must be.

0:34:150:34:17

-C'mon, what's going on?

-Nothing.

0:34:170:34:19

I'm out of here next week, what harm could it do?

0:34:190:34:23

All set?

0:34:230:34:24

Yeah.

0:34:240:34:26

Guess where I am. Hospital.

0:34:260:34:30

No, it's fine, Mum, it's just my boobs.

0:34:300:34:33

-Zoe.

-Hello? Stupid phone.

0:34:330:34:37

Can you keep this to yourself right now.

0:34:370:34:39

It was only my mother.

0:34:390:34:40

Yeah.

0:34:400:34:41

Oh, my God! Hello, hun!

0:34:410:34:43

Hello, Mr Spence.

0:34:430:34:46

Yeah, Mrs...

0:34:460:34:48

Kennedy.

0:34:480:34:49

Remember me?

0:34:490:34:51

Some bits of you more than others.

0:34:510:34:52

I was in the next room.

0:34:520:34:55

Chantelle?

0:34:550:34:57

You in for the same thing as me?

0:34:570:34:58

No idea.

0:34:580:35:00

Can you show Mrs Kennedy into the office?

0:35:000:35:02

OK.

0:35:020:35:04

-I thought this was urgent.

-Ah, yes, it is but we are due in theatre,

0:35:040:35:08

-so we will be with you as soon as possible.

-Whatever you say.

0:35:080:35:12

Want to come with me?

0:35:140:35:16

Poor thing, she had a terrible time of it.

0:35:190:35:22

Cancer.

0:35:220:35:24

-Greg?

-Yeah.

0:35:320:35:34

Can you look after that patient for me?

0:35:350:35:38

Only if you reveal all.

0:35:380:35:40

Forget it.

0:35:420:35:43

All right, joking.

0:35:430:35:45

Anything she needs.

0:35:450:35:46

She gets.

0:35:460:35:48

Thank you.

0:35:480:35:50

Christopher?

0:35:550:35:57

Christopher, speak to me!

0:35:570:35:59

Speak to me, please!

0:35:590:36:03

Just keep breathing for me, Chris. Excuse me.

0:36:030:36:05

-Just keep breathing for me, Chris. Get her out of here, please.

-Christopher!

0:36:050:36:10

OK, I need a chest drain.

0:36:100:36:12

-Nurse Lane.

-What's the problem now?

0:36:120:36:14

Surgical emphysema.

0:36:140:36:16

-He's deteriorating quickly. First step?

-Drain's on its way.

-Subsequent course of action?

0:36:160:36:20

-VATS.

-Get him prepped.

0:36:200:36:22

Will do. Quickly, please!

0:36:220:36:24

Get on with it.

0:36:300:36:32

See you in theatre.

0:36:330:36:35

Don't forget to shut the fridge.

0:36:410:36:43

-OK.

-And put the snip on the door.

0:36:430:36:45

Chris, please, you'll see Paula later.

0:36:450:36:47

-I'm taking him for his anaesthetic now.

-Bye.

0:36:470:36:50

-Love you.

-Love you, too.

0:36:500:36:53

Doctor, don't forget my list.

0:36:530:36:56

You won't need it.

0:36:570:36:59

What are you doing here?

0:37:020:37:04

Sorry?

0:37:040:37:05

I said prep him for theatre, not scrub in.

0:37:060:37:08

Why not?

0:37:080:37:09

What's the point?

0:37:090:37:11

He's my patient.

0:37:110:37:12

You're going, aren't you?

0:37:120:37:14

I know that.

0:37:140:37:15

Have you any idea how tedious it's been standing over you

0:37:150:37:19

while you wire dummy chests and stitch pigs lungs?

0:37:190:37:23

All of that time and effort, for what?

0:37:230:37:26

So you can bugger off to some recruitment firm?

0:37:260:37:29

I made him a promise.

0:37:290:37:30

You also took an oath which seems to mean sod all to you.

0:37:300:37:33

Don't make me beg.

0:37:350:37:38

Fine, have your day in the sun.

0:37:420:37:45

Thank you.

0:37:480:37:50

Look, Josh, I know this is hard and I wish your mum was here

0:37:550:38:01

just as much as you do, believe me, but she's not,

0:38:010:38:06

so we're just going to have to try and battle through this the best that we can until she gets here.

0:38:060:38:12

Josh, what are you doing?

0:38:140:38:16

What are you doing, Josh?

0:38:170:38:19

Stay away from me.

0:38:190:38:20

What have you got in your mouth? Open your mouth!

0:38:200:38:23

Show me what's in your mouth.

0:38:230:38:25

Josh, spit them out.

0:38:250:38:26

Josh! Spit them out now!

0:38:260:38:29

-Spit them out, Josh! Please stop!

-No.

0:38:290:38:31

Josh! Josh, stop! Stop! Stop!

0:38:350:38:37

Have you swallowed any? Josh! Have you swallowed any? Listen to me.

0:38:400:38:43

-Have you swallowed any?

-Just let me die.

0:38:430:38:45

Show me. Open your mouth.

0:38:450:38:47

Spit them out, Josh, please.

0:38:470:38:48

-I need you to tell me the truth, have you swallowed any?

-No!

0:38:480:38:52

No, all right?

0:38:530:38:55

Just so you know before we begin, Mr Valentine is abandoning medicine

0:39:050:39:10

to pursue a career in the wonderful world of recruitment.

0:39:100:39:13

So let's give him a proper send-off

0:39:130:39:16

and keep his final patient out of the clutches of the Grim Reaper, shall we?

0:39:160:39:20

We fix these patients and you've got a real shot of survival.

0:39:330:39:37

You think?

0:39:370:39:38

Get in there and do what you do best.

0:39:400:39:42

Thanks.

0:39:440:39:45

All right, people, let's get this show on the road.

0:39:490:39:52

MACHINES BEEP

0:39:520:39:54

Why don't you come back onto the ward?

0:40:070:40:09

I want to wait here.

0:40:090:40:10

-You're getting yourself in a tizz.

-No, I'm not.

0:40:100:40:13

At least have a sit down.

0:40:130:40:15

How long do these things usually take?

0:40:150:40:17

-They've only just started.

-Ugh.

0:40:170:40:21

I hope he's OK.

0:40:260:40:27

Come on, I'll make us a brew.

0:40:290:40:31

-Paula?

-Just get off me!

0:40:320:40:34

I'm staying here till I know he's OK.

0:40:360:40:38

-Well, if you need anything...

-I just need Chris.

0:40:390:40:43

This is bound to get its claws into you.

0:40:540:40:57

I don't want a case like Josh's, all right?

0:40:570:40:59

That's why I took the job on AAU.

0:40:590:41:02

You can't turn your back on him now, no matter how much it hurts.

0:41:030:41:07

That's really easy for you to say.

0:41:070:41:08

No, it's not.

0:41:080:41:10

How's he doing?

0:41:130:41:14

Physically, he's OK.

0:41:150:41:17

Did you call psych?

0:41:170:41:18

-They're going to send someone down later.

-Yeah?

0:41:200:41:23

They barely even batted an eyelid.

0:41:230:41:25

They seemed to think it's a perfectly natural reaction.

0:41:250:41:28

You know, he's going to need you more than ever now.

0:41:280:41:33

For God's sake, I'm his nurse, not his mother!

0:41:330:41:35

Maybe it's not a simple as that.

0:41:380:41:39

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:41:410:41:42

Come in.

0:41:440:41:45

Sorry to bother you.

0:41:460:41:48

Always a pleasure to hear that well-polished brogue.

0:41:480:41:51

-A patient is asking to see you on Darwin.

-I don't have patients there.

0:41:510:41:55

She belongs to Mr Spence.

0:41:550:41:56

So find him.

0:41:560:41:57

He's in theatre, and she's demanding to see you.

0:41:570:42:00

Then you'll have to disappoint her, won't you?

0:42:000:42:03

Ms Shah said she was a top priority.

0:42:030:42:05

Do you have a name?

0:42:070:42:08

No. She's a breast cancer case.

0:42:080:42:10

OK, that's the left side clear.

0:42:190:42:21

Knife.

0:42:310:42:32

MUTED SHOUTING: Christopher!

0:42:430:42:45

What's she doing here?

0:42:450:42:47

Paula, please!

0:42:470:42:49

What are you doing to him?!

0:42:490:42:50

Can someone deal with this, please?

0:42:500:42:52

Paula, it's OK.

0:42:560:42:57

Christopher!

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SHE SOBS

0:42:590:43:02

No! No!

0:43:020:43:04

-No!

-Paula. Paula!

0:43:050:43:07

Eyes.

0:43:070:43:09

-No! No! Please, please... No!

-Paula. Paula!

0:43:090:43:14

Eyes.

0:43:140:43:15

Eyes. OK?

0:43:170:43:19

Everything's going to be fine.

0:43:190:43:22

Please don't let him die.

0:43:220:43:25

-Damn it.

-What?

0:43:330:43:35

-I must've nicked it when she banged on the window.

-What do we do?

0:43:350:43:38

-You'll have to do the right side.

-But...

0:43:380:43:40

MONITOR BEEPS

0:43:400:43:41

Your lead, Valentine.

0:43:410:43:43

Shouldn't we page Mr Hope?

0:43:430:43:45

He'll be dead before he gets here. Get on with it.

0:43:450:43:48

Can you see what's going on in there?

0:43:550:43:57

One of the cysts has ruptured.

0:44:010:44:04

Then remove it.

0:44:050:44:06

Right.

0:44:090:44:10

-What are you waiting for?

-Nothing, I just...

0:44:110:44:14

-You can do this.

-I know!

0:44:140:44:16

So, show me.

0:44:160:44:18

All right.

0:44:210:44:22

Knife, please.

0:44:250:44:26

More bloods.

0:44:260:44:28

Higher up in the third space.

0:44:380:44:40

Trocar.

0:44:520:44:53

Stapler, please.

0:45:010:45:02

Now staple and cut it. Just like you did with our prize porkers.

0:45:060:45:10

Done.

0:45:260:45:28

You get all of it?

0:45:280:45:29

Yeah.

0:45:290:45:30

What did I tell you?

0:45:340:45:36

Thanks.

0:45:370:45:38

Now get the rest out.

0:45:390:45:40

What do you mean, defective?

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The shell membrane of the implant is slightly permeable,

0:45:450:45:50

which in the instance of a rupture can give rise to bleed.

0:45:500:45:56

-Bleed?

-Leaking.

0:45:580:46:00

Of?

0:46:010:46:02

Silicone gel.

0:46:030:46:04

-At last.

-My sentiments exactly.

-Mrs Kennedy.

0:46:050:46:09

Ms Shah, a word? Don't hesitate to contact my office if you can.

0:46:090:46:14

-I thought you were the one person I could rely on.

-I am.

0:46:180:46:22

-She was unaware for over an hour.

-We were going to theatre...

0:46:220:46:25

-More excuses.

-I did not ask to be dragged into this.

0:46:250:46:27

-Good as new. That's what you told me.

-Yes, and this time, they will be.

0:46:330:46:37

-Is this a regular occurrence?

-No, of course not.

0:46:370:46:40

Do you buy from car boot sales?

0:46:400:46:41

-Mrs Kennedy, I know this all seems unfair right now.

-I had cancer.

0:46:410:46:46

I had a mastectomy.

0:46:470:46:48

Wasn't that enough without poisoning me?

0:46:480:46:51

That's not happening. I promise.

0:46:510:46:52

It's in your best interest to have this operation as soon as possible.

0:46:520:46:56

-I want to talk to someone first.

-Who?

-A lawyer.

0:46:560:46:59

Mrs Kennedy, please, just give us the chance to put this right.

0:47:000:47:05

Best of luck, then.

0:47:270:47:28

Hey.

0:47:560:47:57

Just brought you a new packet of razor blades.

0:47:570:48:00

Funny.

0:48:030:48:04

Well, you've got to laugh.

0:48:060:48:08

Do you want a cup of tea?

0:48:100:48:11

I might need a bath.

0:48:150:48:16

Must've happened while I was asleep.

0:48:190:48:21

Don't worry about it.

0:48:230:48:25

Here he is now, Paula.

0:48:320:48:34

Is he all right?

0:48:440:48:45

He's going to be fine.

0:48:460:48:48

Thank you, Doctor.

0:48:480:48:49

Don't thank me. It was mostly his doing.

0:48:490:48:52

Thank you. Thank you so much.

0:48:560:49:00

You're very welcome.

0:49:010:49:03

Stop it. You'll get me going!

0:49:050:49:07

Sunil, it's me.

0:49:170:49:19

Looks like we've got a handle on this thing, so...call me.

0:49:190:49:22

S'cuse me, Doctor!

0:49:250:49:27

I was just wondering if you could do me an absolutely massive favour.

0:49:320:49:36

How're you feeling?

0:49:380:49:39

-Good.

-Just need to check your dressings.

0:49:410:49:43

Boo!

0:49:430:49:45

Where did you come from?

0:49:450:49:46

Oh, the Doctor got me a camp bed, so I can sleep here.

0:49:460:49:50

-What should I do with your list?

-Throw it in the bin.

0:49:530:49:56

Doctor, it's Chris's birthday soon and we're having a party for him.

0:50:020:50:10

Aw, lovely!

0:50:100:50:11

And we'd just love it if you came.

0:50:110:50:14

-Um...

-You, too.

-Great!

0:50:140:50:17

You're our special guest.

0:50:170:50:20

-In that case, I'll definitely be there.

-Yes!

0:50:230:50:26

KNOCK ON DOOR

0:50:320:50:33

You finished?

0:50:350:50:36

Not yet.

0:50:360:50:37

I've been talking to Sacha.

0:50:430:50:45

About?

0:50:450:50:47

About getting you home.

0:50:470:50:49

Seriously?

0:50:490:50:51

Well, it's not doing you any good hanging round here ,is it?

0:50:520:50:56

-No.

-If we get your house a ramp and some help, you could come to the Spinal Unit as a day patient.

0:50:570:51:01

You trying to get rid of me?

0:51:010:51:03

Yeah. Yeah, cos I can't stand the sight of you.

0:51:040:51:08

Got a lot to get used to.

0:51:130:51:14

It's not going to be easy, Josh.

0:51:160:51:18

My poor Mum.

0:51:190:51:20

You got to be strong for each other.

0:51:200:51:22

Yeah.

0:51:230:51:25

Couple more minutes, yeah?

0:51:290:51:30

Should have the files weeded for you soon.

0:51:380:51:40

Forget it. Someone else can do them tomorrow.

0:51:400:51:42

Right.

0:51:440:51:45

What's that?

0:51:520:51:53

Skinny latte.

0:51:530:51:54

Goodbye present?

0:51:550:51:56

How about a decided to stay present?

0:51:560:51:59

-Now you've lost me.

-I don't want to go.

0:51:590:52:01

Dare I ask why?

0:52:010:52:03

I realise I belong here.

0:52:030:52:05

I know an expert in schizophrenia if you...

0:52:050:52:08

And I'll happily put up with any mindless abuse you care to throw at me.

0:52:080:52:12

-There is a point to all that, you know?

-I'm sure.

0:52:130:52:16

And one day, when I'm dishing it out myself, I'll see what that point is.

0:52:160:52:21

Welcome back.

0:52:250:52:26

Oh, crap.

0:52:310:52:32

-What now?

-The letter.

0:52:340:52:35

Josh...

0:52:370:52:38

Josh, you all right in there?

0:52:400:52:42

Josh?

0:52:440:52:45

Corrective surgery on both patients went well.

0:53:230:53:26

They seem relatively happy. I think we're home and dry.

0:53:260:53:30

No threat of litigation?

0:53:300:53:32

None.

0:53:320:53:33

Exposure to the media?

0:53:330:53:34

Nope.

0:53:340:53:35

Could you thank Ms Shah for her efforts when you see her?

0:53:380:53:41

OK, yeah, sure.

0:53:430:53:44

Anything else?

0:53:480:53:49

No.

0:53:510:53:52

How come you couldn't meet this friend of yours up on the ward?

0:53:590:54:02

Don't be nosey.

0:54:020:54:03

-Secret admirer, is it?

-More a group of admirers, actually.

0:54:070:54:11

Hello, boys!

0:54:180:54:20

MOBILE PHONE RINGS

0:54:230:54:24

Hello?

0:54:240:54:26

I don't know what's going on but just get Hanssen down here.

0:54:270:54:30

MOBILE PONE RINGS

0:54:300:54:33

Hanssen.

0:54:330:54:34

-I've got to get down there.

-That's the last thing you need to do.

0:54:380:54:41

Oh, my God.

0:54:420:54:44

Obviously it was very traumatic to be told they had to come out,

0:54:500:54:53

but everybody's been so kind to me.

0:54:530:54:55

It definitely won't affect my modelling career.

0:54:550:54:58

In fact, Mr Spence did such a good job,

0:54:580:55:00

I'm hoping it'll give it a boost!

0:55:000:55:03

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Henrik Hanssen, Director of Surgery.

0:55:030:55:07

-Excuse me!

-As Miss Clinton has kindly outlined for us,

0:55:070:55:10

our plastics department has discovered a problem

0:55:100:55:13

'with a very small batch of defective silicone breast implants.

0:55:130:55:17

'Obviously, this is a very sensitive issue,

0:55:170:55:19

'with both the health and privacy of our patients

0:55:190:55:23

'of paramount concern to the hospital.'

0:55:230:55:25

This isn't about the patients.

0:55:250:55:27

It's about covering your backs.

0:55:280:55:30

'And they have each received successful, corrective surgery.'

0:55:300:55:35

Miss Clinton has just undergone surgery, so I think we'll call a halt there. Thank you.

0:55:510:55:56

Mr Douglas, would you return Miss Clinton to the ward?

0:55:570:56:00

I'd just like to add that I'll be donating 50% of the proceeds

0:56:000:56:04

of my forthcoming autobiography, EE To Z, to breast cancer research.

0:56:040:56:10

-Was my lippy on straight?

-As a die.

0:56:130:56:16

-Mr Hanssen.

-Hmm?

-Did you get my letter?

-What letter?

0:56:200:56:23

-I left you a letter. This morning.

-Oh, do be quiet.

0:56:230:56:26

-Did the contract come through?

-Yeah, but...

0:56:290:56:32

-You've bottled it, haven't you?

-No, I just...

0:56:320:56:35

Got carried away.

0:56:350:56:36

I made a mistake.

0:56:360:56:37

-I see.

-One of many, actually.

0:56:370:56:40

Maybe I got you wrong after all.

0:56:400:56:41

Maybe.

0:56:410:56:43

Your loss.

0:56:440:56:46

I don't think so.

0:56:480:56:50

-Finished.

-Not necessarily.

0:56:500:56:52

-They need a fall guy. I'm it.

-Look, if Sunil does...

0:56:520:56:55

Oh, forget Sunil. He's gone. He's never coming back.

0:56:550:56:58

Hey, nice going, Spence!

0:56:580:57:00

Not now, Greg.

0:57:000:57:01

-I expected better from you.

-Why, Zoe?

0:57:010:57:04

I'm being shipped out cos of your sainted plastics department.

0:57:040:57:07

-Why?

-And all you can do is sell women dodgy parts!

0:57:070:57:09

Why would you do that?

0:57:090:57:10

I'm only looking after myself, gorgeous. Just the same as you.

0:57:100:57:15

PAULA SNORES

0:57:210:57:23

Does that keep you awake at night?

0:57:290:57:32

I like it.

0:57:320:57:33

-You seen Jac?

-She's in her office, I think.

0:57:340:57:38

-Thanks. Oh, by the way, I'm not leaving after all.

-Honest?

0:57:380:57:43

-You're stuck with me.

-Yes!

0:57:430:57:46

Sorry.

0:57:480:57:50

-Did you get your letter?

-No.

0:57:510:57:53

-Oh, dear.

-Neither did Hanssen.

-Right.

0:57:530:57:55

It just mysteriously vanished.

0:57:550:57:57

That's a stroke of luck.

0:57:570:57:59

-You don't know why, do you?

-Not with you.

-You didn't accidentally remove it?

0:57:590:58:03

Do you really think I'd be bothered with whingeing resignation letters

0:58:030:58:08

from angst-ridden adolescents?

0:58:080:58:10

-Definitely not.

-Exactly.

0:58:120:58:14

-Which would mean you had a heart.

-Which we both know is not the case.

0:58:140:58:18

-I wouldn't have it any other way.

-Of course. Come on, we've got work to do.

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