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Stephen, agency nurse. | 0:00:38 | 0:00:40 | |
-Since when did you have a problem with male nurses? -I don't. | 0:00:40 | 0:00:44 | |
I'm not gay. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:45 | |
I can still like you. | 0:00:45 | 0:00:47 | |
Your micro-management regime is just ridiculous. | 0:00:47 | 0:00:50 | |
If you think a smile is going to make me think twice | 0:00:50 | 0:00:52 | |
about cutting you open, then you're every bit as naive as you look. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
In light of the tragic death of Sunil Bhatti, the board has decided | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
to postpone the opening of the new plastics department indefinitely. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:04 | |
-I'm going to resign. -I accept your resignation, | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
Mr Spence, but on my terms, not yours. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
MUSIC: "A Sadness Runs Through Him" by The Hoosiers | 0:01:10 | 0:01:14 | |
# People are puppets Held together with string | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
# There's a beautiful sadness That runs through him... # | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
HE KNOCKS AGAIN | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
# As he asked me to pray to the god He doesn't believe in... # | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
Oh, come on. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
# Time and again boys Are raised to be men | 0:01:35 | 0:01:39 | |
# Impatient they start Fearful they end | 0:01:39 | 0:01:43 | |
# But here was a man Mourning tomorrow | 0:01:43 | 0:01:47 | |
# He drank, but finally Drowned in his sorrow | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
# He could not brace up his tension | 0:01:52 | 0:01:55 | |
# He looked in the wrong place for redemption | 0:01:55 | 0:02:00 | |
# Don't look at me with those eyes... # | 0:02:00 | 0:02:04 | |
-Hi. -Hi. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
# Turn back the time that drew him | 0:02:10 | 0:02:14 | |
# He couldn't be saved, no | 0:02:15 | 0:02:20 | |
# He couldn't be saved | 0:02:20 | 0:02:21 | |
# A sadness runs through him | 0:02:21 | 0:02:25 | |
# A sadness runs through him | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
# A sadness runs through him | 0:02:29 | 0:02:34 | |
# Sadness runs through him | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
# Sadness runs. # | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
You are kidding me? It's ridiculous! | 0:02:51 | 0:02:54 | |
She's only doing her job. | 0:02:54 | 0:02:55 | |
-Ask the lab, I'm clear! -You gave Gillian a nasal swab, right? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
Theatre liaison manager? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:01 | |
-A made up job if ever I heard one. -Hanssen's big dogsbody, more like. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
-You said you'd talk to him. -Yes, and I tried. | 0:03:04 | 0:03:06 | |
-Tell him we're grinding to a standstill... -He's snowed under at the moment. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:10 | |
-And anyway, I'm... -You're too chicken? | 0:03:10 | 0:03:13 | |
-No, I'm waiting for patients to arrive. -Six electives cancelled, | 0:03:13 | 0:03:16 | |
half the nurses on pre-operative communication training, whatever that is, | 0:03:16 | 0:03:21 | |
and the best surgeon not operating because of a paperwork backlog! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:25 | |
-I'm about to go insane. -Steady, it's not Sahira's fault. | 0:03:25 | 0:03:28 | |
That's it, take her side. | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Elliot, back me up. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
And thus, like the sea-monster, they turn in and devour each other. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
Just an observation. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:39 | |
OK, I will try. I will talk to him, I will. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:45 | |
-Are you even listening to me? -Yes. -And? -I think you're on thin ice, | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
And I suggest you toe the line. Would you like a reference? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:51 | |
You're giving me the dog cases, I get it. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:53 | |
I even understand the risk-management, punishment detail thing. | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
But Holbycare? I'm not even under contract with you for that. | 0:03:56 | 0:04:00 | |
No place to hide, eh? | 0:04:00 | 0:04:01 | |
Oh, and I assume you'll understand why we've waived the bonus. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
All right, I get it, this whole thing is a huge deal, all right? | 0:04:05 | 0:04:10 | |
Look, I'm kicking out five grand a month in maintenance. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
-You don't even know what it's like to have four kids. -How do you know? | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
-Benny, Bjorn, Little Agnetha could be... -Oh, you're loving this. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
-What, hitting you where it hurts? -What, my kids? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
No, your wallet, Mr Spence. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:24 | |
Dans le portefeuille. | 0:04:24 | 0:04:26 | |
Well done, yay, you did it. It's not so bad, is it? | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
Let me introduce you to some of the gang. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Yay, play school. | 0:04:42 | 0:04:43 | |
OK. Hold hands? | 0:04:43 | 0:04:45 | |
Yeah, sure, we'll hold hands. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:46 | |
This is Greg, he's a doctor, like me. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
This is Jamal, he's my VIP. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Hey, Jamal, nice warm coat you've got there. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:55 | |
-And this is Jac... -Needed, in outpatients. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:57 | |
Jac, is a doctor, too. | 0:04:57 | 0:04:59 | |
-Jamal's having problems with breathing. -Can't breathe. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:02 | |
-So, we're going to have a little explore in your throat... -Can't breathe! | 0:05:02 | 0:05:06 | |
And this is Gillian, she's a nurse, a sort of...paper person. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:11 | |
Paper person. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
I'm a nurse. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:14 | |
OK, love, let's get HCA to get you in the bath and into bed, eh? | 0:05:14 | 0:05:19 | |
No, thank you. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
No, I have promised Jamal the royal treatment. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
Yes, just, aren't you in theatre? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:25 | |
Don't worry about that, I've swapped with Greg. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
PHONE RINGS | 0:05:27 | 0:05:28 | |
-Does Mr Hanssen know? -He doesn't need to. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:30 | |
I think maybe he does. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:32 | |
Surely I don't have to clear that with him? | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Come on. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:36 | |
Paper person. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Gillian Kavanagh? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:39 | |
Well, I'm thinking cake... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:41 | |
Americano, please, and a latte for the lady. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
Is there any sport you don't play? | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
You mean socially, or at county level? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
A present - all my cases. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Seriously? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:52 | |
Yup, I am in Wedmin hell. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:53 | |
Got to book the honeymoon before I fly out tonight. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
Winter sun, eh? It's a hard life. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
Work, actually - world symposium on upper limb trauma management. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:02 | |
-In Miami. -It's all graft in Orthopaedics. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
How many toe breaks do I have? | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
Any problems, I'm down on AAU today. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
BIRD CHEEPS | 0:06:39 | 0:06:40 | |
Hello. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
CHEEPS | 0:06:42 | 0:06:43 | |
Is that the revised list or the revised revised list? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
Go and see if we've made the netball team, I can't take the tension. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:51 | |
-There's a netball team? -Bed list. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:53 | |
You know, like we used to have on computer? | 0:06:53 | 0:06:56 | |
Then some stuff went down, now everything needs two letters | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
-before we go old school and, like, heal the sick. -You made it. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:02 | |
Got your little late change. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:03 | |
Hey! Putting the micro back into micro management. | 0:07:03 | 0:07:06 | |
Be handing out toilet passes next. | 0:07:06 | 0:07:09 | |
Who's the Crohn's guy? | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
Lovely guy, bed three. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:12 | |
Tell him I'm just finding out about jabs | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
and I'm just chasing up the biopsy now. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
Sigmoid colectomy. | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
Sure you can handle it? | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
Hilarious. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Gary, my name is Michael Spence... | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
-I know who you are, mate. -Well, I've got to take care of some things, | 0:07:26 | 0:07:30 | |
after that, we'll go to theatre, get you sorted out. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:33 | |
-Get me kecks off, get in the bed, right? -You know the drill. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
Yeah, whatever, mate, I just want it done right. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Beneath this calm exterior lies a man writhing in agony. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
OK. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Ah, now, about your sigmoid colectomy... | 0:07:46 | 0:07:49 | |
Mr Bickerton! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Gillian, hi, I'm Michael Spence. | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Traditionally we introduce ourselves to each other, | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
but I'm guessing due to my notoriety | 0:08:03 | 0:08:05 | |
-you've decided to dispense with the formalities. -Actually, we met before. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:09 | |
I covered as ward sister on AAU last year. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Right, sorry. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:13 | |
Nurses all look the same, eh? | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
-Anyway, sigmoid colectomy? -I'm afraid it's been bumped. | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
-We're cancelling all non-urgents. -I just told him he's going! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
-Sorry, didn't make the list. -Is that a joke? | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
-Change the list! -I know it's inconvenient... -What a bunch of crap, | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
-You couldn't tell me this five minutes ago?! -I only just got this information. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
If you want to change the system, talk to Mr Hanssen. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
Good timing - for you, I even took out little red devils. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:40 | |
I figured you didn't have time for supper. | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Or lunch. Or breakfast. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Look, if there's anything I can do, you know, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:50 | |
It just seems like you've taken on quite a lot. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
Thank you. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
-How's your appetite? -Couldn't be better. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Right. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
Look, we need to talk, about Gillian. | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
Oh, yes, Ms Kavanagh. | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
-I think she's got off on the wrong foot. -More like - how do I put this? - | 0:09:04 | 0:09:08 | |
treading on people's toes. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
Yes, so I'd like you to buddy her, if you would. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
You're good on the soft stuff - help her make friends. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:16 | |
-OK... -I thought you said you wanted to help? | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
-Well, yes, I do. -Excellent. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:21 | |
OK, superior suite with harbour view. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
You have a nanny service, right? | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
Looking at dodgy websites again? | 0:09:30 | 0:09:32 | |
Found it under the begonias, by the gazebo. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:34 | |
Honeymoon, no expense spared. | 0:09:34 | 0:09:36 | |
-Finally got your arse in gear. -Sorry, I'll have to call you back. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:40 | |
-Do you know what that irritating cow's done now? -Enlighten me. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
-Gillian? -She said it's a conflict of interests for us to treat Stephen, cos he's a friend. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:48 | |
Stephen? | 0:09:48 | 0:09:49 | |
Yeah, the agency nurse, terribly good looking? | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
As good looking as us? | 0:09:52 | 0:09:53 | |
The gay one. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:54 | |
Oh, him! He's in, is he? | 0:09:54 | 0:09:57 | |
Yeah, he's done something to his wrist. | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
Nice surprise, though. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:02 | |
Come on. I've put this on now. | 0:10:05 | 0:10:07 | |
I am sorry, but it's not my call. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
-Yeah, right. -No, really, it isn't. | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-What, some bloke slipped you a couple of tenners, did he? -No. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:15 | |
-I read the papers. -You've been deemed non-urgent. -By who? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
It's a clinical judgement based on your blood test. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:22 | |
Mr Spence, I'm in agony. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:28 | |
-We can manage the discomfort. -Don't "discomfort" me. | 0:10:28 | 0:10:31 | |
Agony, flamin' agony, like, 11 out of 10. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
-I understand your disappointment, but... -I'm not disappointed, I'm furious. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:39 | |
All I'm saying is give her a chance. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
-Did Hanssen tell you to say this? -No. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
I agree. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:45 | |
-She has suffered terribly with her back. -Really? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
Yeah, an 18 month sicky for sciatica. ("Depression"). | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
Good, not evil. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:52 | |
-So it's a pity job? -Unless she's sleeping with Hanssen. | 0:10:52 | 0:10:56 | |
'Oh, Henrik, you're so handsome!' | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
What? She did it with Michael. | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
Two words - Lord Byrne. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:05 | |
Check on Mr Kingsley. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
I can't find his social worker's case number or any reference codes. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
I don't think he has a social worker, he lives with his mum. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:13 | |
Oh, typical GP! Don't bother with the admin. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Actually the GP's a friend of mine and my husband's. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
-They rang and asked us if... -Give him the VIP treatment? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
It's been cleared by Mr Hanssen. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
OK, Mr Kingsley bathed, clothes bagged and into new pyjamas, please. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:29 | |
And this might be a fire hazard. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
Right, so how long have you had these breathing problems for, Jamal? | 0:11:33 | 0:11:37 | |
Kate, forget the bath, and can you get a nebuliser please? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Since Melody died. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:44 | |
And who's Melody? | 0:11:44 | 0:11:46 | |
My best friend. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:47 | |
Right, and what happened after Melody died? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
I...I put her in the bag and threw her in the river. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
But the police got her and, and... | 0:11:56 | 0:12:00 | |
gave me back the bag. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Is Melody one of your animals? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
There's Melody from the paddock | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
and Melody who is a dog. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
Who is dead. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Who was a bitch! | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
Rude word! Rude word! Bad word! | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
-Rude word... -It's OK, Jamal, calm down. Can we? | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Be right back. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:26 | |
Should you not call his mother? | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
No, look, she gets one week's respite holiday a year, | 0:12:29 | 0:12:32 | |
and it clashed with this which is why I said I'd personally... | 0:12:32 | 0:12:36 | |
You don't seem to know a lot about him, he's clearly vulnerable. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:39 | |
Actually, he's pretty independent, he even has a job. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Like I said, this is a favour. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
No! | 0:12:44 | 0:12:45 | |
For a friend of a friend? | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
Are you sure about this? | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
C'mon, come out. I've called you a cab. | 0:12:49 | 0:12:52 | |
No! I'm going to do something stupid! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
Well, Gary, this is already kind of stupid. | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
I'm going to neck the bleach. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:00 | |
-C'mon, come out, we'll have a rational discussion. -No. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
I can't take it any more, it's going to break me this time. | 0:13:03 | 0:13:07 | |
Look, it's just going to be a couple of weeks, we'll get you a new slot. | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
-They won't give me the time off. -I will write them a letter, | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
-and I will explain everything. -They won't believe it! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
"Oh, another sicky, Gary? Been watching the match, Gary?" | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
They think I'm blagging about the pain. | 0:13:22 | 0:13:24 | |
Well, I will explain to them in the letter about the pain. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:27 | |
Won't matter, they'll think I've blagged you. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
I'm a joke down there. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
-Surely if a doctor... -I'm at last chance saloon! | 0:13:31 | 0:13:35 | |
Please! | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
I need the money! | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
I've already lost 50 quid for today. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:43 | |
Gary, my hand's are tied. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
There are no more slots. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
50 quid's nothing to you, is it? | 0:13:50 | 0:13:52 | |
How much do you make? | 0:13:52 | 0:13:53 | |
Probably like, 50 grand or something. | 0:13:53 | 0:13:57 | |
Look, I have a no show. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
Please, mate, do something! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
I'm at the end of the line here. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:07 | |
I need the money! | 0:14:07 | 0:14:09 | |
OK, look, I will think about it. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Now, is there someone you want me to call for you, a partner, anyone? | 0:14:13 | 0:14:19 | |
No. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
She thinks I'm a loser. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
So do the kids. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:25 | |
Problem? | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
Are you doing that staring thing? | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
You know, checking on me to see if I'm broody? | 0:14:35 | 0:14:38 | |
That'd be a no. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:39 | |
I'm getting it all the time now. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
"Ooh, you'll be a lovely mummy, when are you starting a family?" | 0:14:41 | 0:14:45 | |
Never ends. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
Hm, do these people actually know you? | 0:14:46 | 0:14:50 | |
Thermometer, please. | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
I hate it up here. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
I'm sure the parents will be thrilled. | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
It's so heavy, does my head in. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
-Come on, tell me what happened. -Not saying. Too embarrassing. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:10 | |
I'm sure I've heard worse. | 0:15:10 | 0:15:12 | |
All right. | 0:15:12 | 0:15:14 | |
I'm running along, see a fence, think, "I can jump that." | 0:15:14 | 0:15:19 | |
Apparently not. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Thing is, the fence was, um... | 0:15:21 | 0:15:24 | |
..yay high. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
See, that's the problem with exercising. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Swelling's quite bad, | 0:15:30 | 0:15:32 | |
but there doesn't seem to be any neurovascular compromise. | 0:15:32 | 0:15:35 | |
I'm sure it's fine. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
Just my friend insisted. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
Friend? | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Training partner. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:43 | |
(I'm still single.) | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
So, you managed to drag yourself away? | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
Yeah, sorry, ruptured Achilles. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:52 | |
That's the problem with cheap stilettos. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:54 | |
-Hello, there, good to see you. -Likewise. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
You're being transferred, yeah? | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
No, he's not. | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
What this has to do with theatre liaison, I don't know. | 0:16:01 | 0:16:04 | |
She does have a hotline to the big guy. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
He's not leaving. He came here specifically so we could... | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
Because you'd let me jump the queue? | 0:16:09 | 0:16:12 | |
I guess they're tense about favours. It's understandable. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:16 | |
The politics has quadrupled since you left. I'm going to chase his x-rays. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
I think you'll live. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
Yeah. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
Sorry. I probably didn't even need to come in. | 0:16:29 | 0:16:34 | |
So why did you? Hmm? | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
Why come to AAU? | 0:16:37 | 0:16:38 | |
Whatever you're trying to do here, it's not going to work. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
Where you're going? | 0:16:44 | 0:16:46 | |
Keller. Oliver. Bloody F2. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
Right, Jamal, I'm going to need you to stand up, all right? | 0:16:52 | 0:16:56 | |
Can you do that? | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
-Let me take this your jacket off. You must be boiling. -Don't touch my coat! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:01 | |
I'll kill you! I'll kill you! I'll kill you! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:04 | |
-Right, Jamal. No. No way, OK? -Hey, Greg, it's OK, I can handle this. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
-In your view, should this patient remain alone on the ward? -He is not alone. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
-If you're going to be a rude bugger, no. -I've got it under control. Thank you. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
Pardon me for breathing. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:17 | |
-Now, I hate to pull rank here... -You pull rank with me? How? | 0:17:17 | 0:17:21 | |
Please don't fight. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:23 | |
Have my coat. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
It's just two little letters. Here. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:29 | |
Absolutely, put it on my to-read pile, please. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:32 | |
What's the ETA on that, a couple of months? | 0:17:32 | 0:17:34 | |
Why would I go through everything with a fine tooth comb? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
-What possible reason? -Yeah, all right. The guy's desperate. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
-Blood count's still... -It's the pain. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:47 | |
-Which you measured by...? -You like to see grown men cry? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
Don't answer that. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:51 | |
Wow. Amazing. Western civilisation did not collapse. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
-So what's the problem? -Can we check with Mr Malick? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:10 | |
As I've said, Mr Malick is at the gym | 0:18:10 | 0:18:13 | |
and I'm just taking the slot from his no-show. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Oh. OK. Did Gillian say the slot had become a floater? | 0:18:16 | 0:18:21 | |
-Will you forget Gillian, she's a nobody. -Mr Spence! | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
We don't need her to sign it because, look, I've got the little HH. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
Did Mr Hanssen really write that? | 0:18:28 | 0:18:32 | |
Of course. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
-Only... -What? | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
It's usually in black pen. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
So, he's having his blue period. | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
You wouldn't, like, trick me, would you? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:44 | |
I don't mean that in a rude way. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
No. OK, it's fine. I see where you're coming from. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
Thanks. I'll sort it myself. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
Miss Shah, I hear we have a vulnerable patient on the ward | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
without adequate supervision. | 0:18:57 | 0:18:59 | |
I'm sorry, I did have to refer it. | 0:18:59 | 0:19:01 | |
-We're doing our absolute best to make sure all risk-management procedures... -Yeah, spare me. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:06 | |
-I know it seems like box-ticking... -He needs a biopsy. He can barely breathe. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
-Has no problem in bellowing, I gather. -What happened to autonomy and clinical judgement? | 0:19:10 | 0:19:15 | |
We've already had a fracas on Keller this morning. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
Frankly, I'm extremely offended by the idea | 0:19:18 | 0:19:21 | |
that just because he has a learning difficulty he's prone to violence. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:25 | |
I never said that. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:26 | |
No, I think Ms Kavanagh means the risk to the patient himself. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
He's surrounded by unfamiliar faces | 0:19:29 | 0:19:31 | |
and just because you have chosen to help out a GP friend on the sly... | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
There's nothing sly about it. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:36 | |
We can't have any more informal arrangements. Surely you understand that? | 0:19:36 | 0:19:40 | |
Why don't we call this GP and social care and get a full picture of his needs. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:44 | |
One step ahead of you, Gilly. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:46 | |
28 years of GP notes and recent meetings of an MDT board. | 0:19:46 | 0:19:52 | |
Are you ready? Here we go. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
"Team applaud Mr Kingsley's independence | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
"and recommend minimal intervention. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
"Team congratulate Mr Kingsley on obtaining part time work | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
"at Wyvern West Children's Zoo." | 0:20:02 | 0:20:04 | |
Happy? | 0:20:04 | 0:20:06 | |
Now, I know chasing paper work is a brilliant use of my time | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
but, you know, files need to be filled. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:13 | |
-Thank you. I know admin is boring but... -You said it. | 0:20:13 | 0:20:16 | |
-That's uncalled for, Miss Shah. -I'm sorry. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
I'll get on with actually dealing with my patient, shall I? | 0:20:19 | 0:20:22 | |
Yes, you will, | 0:20:22 | 0:20:23 | |
once I've had a chance to read through these, thank you. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:27 | |
New best friend been telling tales? | 0:20:27 | 0:20:30 | |
It's not that. It's her judgement. I'm not sure she has any. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
I could've told you that. | 0:20:33 | 0:20:34 | |
So is it true that she slept with Michael Spence? | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
-No, just a vicious rumour, apparently. -Oh. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
Did you get my four messages? | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
-Sorry, delay. Ollie completely ballsed something up... -Stephen's got pins and needles in his hand. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:58 | |
OK, try raising the... | 0:20:58 | 0:21:00 | |
Could you try? You're the doctor. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
OK. Where is he? | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
-Radiology. -Oh, right, well, Ollie's really struggling so... | 0:21:04 | 0:21:08 | |
No, I'm mistaken, he's back. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
-Wheelchair's a bit OTT, isn't it? -Shh! Act ill. I'm not giving in to Gillian. | 0:21:10 | 0:21:14 | |
-I'm really not sure we should rock the boat on this. -Sorry? | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
I'm joking. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
I forgot, I'm marrying Michael McIntyre. | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
You're getting married? | 0:21:22 | 0:21:23 | |
Yeah! Happened after you left. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Wow. That's...brilliant. Congratulations. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:31 | |
Thank you. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
So, how you doing it? Big, small? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
I've been convinced somewhere in between. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:38 | |
I have a big family. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:39 | |
Rubbish! He just wants to show me off to the world! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
What is the problem?! Hanssen's already said yes. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
-I'm not just a yes person. -Clearly! -I'm allowed to make these calls. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:55 | |
Yeah, because what do I know about surgery that you don't(?) | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
Oh, please don't patronise me. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Mr Bickerton might think his pain's exceptional but... -But you've crawled inside | 0:22:00 | 0:22:04 | |
-his neurological system and experienced... -I have worked extensively | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
in palliative care, so pardon me if I don't think the guy | 0:22:08 | 0:22:11 | |
who can lock himself in the toilet is urgent. | 0:22:11 | 0:22:15 | |
No, this is about something else. This is personal. | 0:22:15 | 0:22:18 | |
-That's irrelevant. -So you admit it? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
How can I not! How can it not be personal? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:23 | |
Oh, my God. You don't even remember, do you? | 0:22:27 | 0:22:31 | |
That's great. That's just great. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:33 | |
C'mon, hit me with it. What did I do? | 0:22:33 | 0:22:36 | |
Did I insult your ability to alphabetise? What? | 0:22:36 | 0:22:38 | |
Summer barbeque? You made a move on me. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
Quite a serious move. | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
-OK. -And when I said no, | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
you said that a woman who looked like me should just go for it | 0:22:51 | 0:22:55 | |
while she's got the chance. | 0:22:55 | 0:22:57 | |
That is, er...terrible. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:04 | |
It was very hurtful. And damaging to my self-esteem. | 0:23:04 | 0:23:09 | |
It set me back. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:10 | |
When was this? | 0:23:11 | 0:23:12 | |
It was about the time I took sick leave. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:17 | |
Has no one been in to wash you, this week? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:24 | |
They came but...they didn't help. | 0:23:24 | 0:23:28 | |
Oh. Why not? | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
Insurance. Paper person. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:33 | |
So you've been completely on your own? | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Don't tell Mum. Don't tell Mum. Don't tell Mum. | 0:23:35 | 0:23:40 | |
Mum's on holiday! | 0:23:40 | 0:23:41 | |
-It's OK, it's OK but I'm sure she'd want to... -Don't tell Mum! Swear on your life! | 0:23:41 | 0:23:46 | |
You have been fed, right? | 0:23:46 | 0:23:48 | |
I like Jaffa Cakes. | 0:23:49 | 0:23:50 | |
Has no one been in to give you a hot meal? I thought that was the whole plan? | 0:23:52 | 0:23:56 | |
46 Jaffa Cakes. In the cupboard. | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
And Rice Crispies. And Ricicles. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
Er, Eve, can you ensure that he gets a hot meal after the operation, please? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:07 | |
What's the operation? | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
Remember I told you, we go into a big room and you have a little sleep | 0:24:09 | 0:24:14 | |
and I take a tube and see what's making it hard for you to breathe. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
Who will look after Andy? | 0:24:17 | 0:24:19 | |
Who's Andy? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:20 | |
There's Andy - my mum's friend and Andy - my friend. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:24 | |
OK, and how do we contact Andy? | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
This is Andy. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
Oh, er, he can't come in to theatre. He has to go home. | 0:24:38 | 0:24:41 | |
On his own? | 0:24:41 | 0:24:43 | |
Can I go with him? | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
No. No, you have to stay here. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:47 | |
We don't want you to get worse, do we? | 0:24:47 | 0:24:49 | |
But he needs looking after too. He needs hot food as well. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:54 | |
Well, I'm sorry. I tried again but the computer still says no, I'm afraid. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:20 | |
OK. Well, thanks for doing your best. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:23 | |
Now, I can up your medication dosages so... | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
So I can walk round like a zombie. They're gonna love that. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:31 | |
Must reckon I'm a right cry baby. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
Nope. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:36 | |
And I can't have it private, I s'pose? | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Well, you could, but it'd cost you. | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
-How much? -About three grand, unless you have insurance? -Oh, yeah. | 0:25:41 | 0:25:44 | |
-Comes with the company car and the air miles. -Sorry. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:49 | |
-Do you take plastic? -I thought you said your finances were tight? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:54 | |
Yeah, well, I told them I was broke so they upped the limit. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
S'not really a wise choice. | 0:25:57 | 0:26:00 | |
Was going to treat the kids but I'm no good to them like this, right? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:04 | |
Right. Looks like she's off to her new foster parents. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
Bye-bye, sweetie. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
-She's been signed off? -Yup. That's her social worker. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:25 | |
Tell her to come back this afternoon, please. | 0:26:25 | 0:26:28 | |
-What? Why? -I'm concerned about a murmur, we need to do a echocardiogram. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:32 | |
The paediatrician said... | 0:26:32 | 0:26:34 | |
OK, Top Trumps? CT consultant beats paediatric registrar. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
Right. Is this going to take a long time? Because, seriously, I've got a flight to catch. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:42 | |
Do it, or I'll tell your boss you're doing paid work on your breaks. | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
You know what I've got today? Six toes. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:06 | |
Knew you were inbred. | 0:27:06 | 0:27:08 | |
-Ooh, Malick, you're clever, you'll know this... -Thank you. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:11 | |
..Is the Gambia a real place? | 0:27:11 | 0:27:13 | |
In West Africa? Yeah. Why d'you ask? | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
Mr Bickerton was talking about it this morning. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
And I thought it sounded made up. Like Timbuktu. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:20 | |
Why's he sticking around? I thought you said it was access denied? | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
Eh, Mr Bickerton. | 0:27:24 | 0:27:26 | |
Still enjoying the facilities, I see? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:30 | |
Oh, yeah. Sorry about, you know, the fuss earlier in the toilet. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:34 | |
-Ah, it's cool. We've seen worse. -I was just desperate. | 0:27:35 | 0:27:39 | |
Would you like transport or something? | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
-No, Mr Spence is taking me private. -You're paying him? | 0:27:44 | 0:27:47 | |
Like I said, desperate. | 0:27:47 | 0:27:49 | |
-KNOCKING -Don't usually come up here. Posh, isn't it? | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
Lab results for Mr Bickerton. They said they were urgent. | 0:27:55 | 0:27:59 | |
-So I chased you as fast as my legs would carry me. -OK, this isn't a great result for him. | 0:27:59 | 0:28:03 | |
-I'm gonna need back-up in theatre. Where's Mr Malick? -He was downstairs. | 0:28:03 | 0:28:07 | |
-Chantelle, is there an organised thing among the nurses to cut me dead? -Not organised. | 0:28:11 | 0:28:15 | |
Just... | 0:28:15 | 0:28:17 | |
For what it's worth, I've been fighting your corner. | 0:28:17 | 0:28:21 | |
Told everyone I can you're not evil, just a bit daft and gullible. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:25 | |
Thank you. | 0:28:25 | 0:28:28 | |
You're welcome. | 0:28:28 | 0:28:29 | |
Excuse me. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:30 | |
You are not supposed to be up here. Hanssen has banned you. | 0:28:31 | 0:28:35 | |
Yes. From practice, not the physical space. | 0:28:35 | 0:28:39 | |
Not how I understood it. | 0:28:39 | 0:28:41 | |
-Look. Whatever. I've got a patient, he's a charity case... -Which charity? | 0:28:41 | 0:28:45 | |
The Delaware Foundation. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:47 | |
They're paying for the operation, so if you don't mind, I... | 0:28:47 | 0:28:50 | |
What've I done to you? Fine. I don't want to know that. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:55 | |
Because of you, I'm having to work a shift on paediatrics. | 0:28:55 | 0:28:59 | |
-I hate paediatrics. -What's that got to do with me? | 0:28:59 | 0:29:02 | |
No plastics scandal, no Gillian. | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
No Gillian, no theatre communications course. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
No theatre communications course, and I would not be doing a double shift | 0:29:07 | 0:29:10 | |
and I'd be out of here in time to get the one flight to Reykjavik without any of this stress! | 0:29:10 | 0:29:17 | |
OK, tell you what, how about I'll get you a car to the airport | 0:29:17 | 0:29:20 | |
and give you my pass for the VIP lounge, will you co-operate? | 0:29:20 | 0:29:24 | |
That'll do nicely. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:29 | |
Miss Shah, this cannot happen. | 0:29:33 | 0:29:35 | |
Two hours, and I'll keep it in an aseptic area and... | 0:29:35 | 0:29:38 | |
No. And on this, I must prevail. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:42 | |
And it is MY backside that has to manage infection control matters. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:47 | |
Surely you as a consultant can see that this is unacceptable? | 0:29:47 | 0:29:52 | |
I can see both sides. | 0:29:54 | 0:29:56 | |
What about you? Are you toeing the line as well? | 0:29:58 | 0:30:02 | |
Is he wearing clogs? | 0:30:03 | 0:30:05 | |
If a mouse is wearing clogs, it makes all the difference. He's basically human. | 0:30:05 | 0:30:09 | |
There she goes to tell tales. OK, so what do I owe you? | 0:30:15 | 0:30:20 | |
Nothing. I just love animals. And I need a second opinion on Freya. | 0:30:20 | 0:30:26 | |
How unethical is this, on a scale of one to seven? | 0:30:26 | 0:30:29 | |
One, maybe two. I'm just not sure she's ready yet. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:33 | |
Manipulating a desperate guy to go private. Spence has no shame! | 0:30:33 | 0:30:37 | |
We don't know he manipulated anyone. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
C'mon. Michael is a shyster. Why he's still here, I don't know. | 0:30:39 | 0:30:42 | |
-I guess he's got maintenance payments. -Or he's got some dirt on Hanssen. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:45 | |
-So, are you going to do the op? -No, not so he can make a buck. -So you tell Hanssen? | 0:30:45 | 0:30:49 | |
Uh-uh, I don't grass. You know that. | 0:30:49 | 0:30:52 | |
OK. So you tell someone else and it gets back to him? Like a gobby nurse. | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
For God's sake, Ollie. We're not women. Let me think. | 0:30:56 | 0:31:00 | |
On the other hand, he gets sacked, who's waiting there ninja-style to be made consultant? | 0:31:00 | 0:31:06 | |
Hey, that's never in a million years crossed my mind. OK? | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
OK, here's a wild one. How about we stay out of it? | 0:31:09 | 0:31:14 | |
OK, without the x-ray I can't discharge you, | 0:31:16 | 0:31:19 | |
but it looks like the GP can manage it from here. | 0:31:19 | 0:31:21 | |
-I'm sorry, I've obviously upset you. -Not at all. It's fine. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:25 | |
I didn't come here to see you. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:26 | |
You're a nurse. You must've known it was just a sprain. | 0:31:26 | 0:31:29 | |
I even checked where you were, OK? | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
-They said you were on Keller. -Who did you talk to about me? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
No-one! I did nothing. Look, I respect your privacy. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:37 | |
It's not privacy, nothing to do with privacy. | 0:31:37 | 0:31:40 | |
-I just don't want people to get the wrong... -For God's sake! | 0:31:40 | 0:31:43 | |
Look, I know I made a move, but I don't find you irresistible. | 0:31:43 | 0:31:48 | |
I didn't come here to drag you out of the closet, OK? I came because my wrist is screwed. That's all. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:52 | |
I'm just trying to protect my... | 0:31:52 | 0:31:55 | |
Wife-to-be? | 0:31:55 | 0:31:56 | |
Of course you are. | 0:31:56 | 0:31:59 | |
I am. | 0:31:59 | 0:32:00 | |
Yeah. It's beautiful. I'm very happy for you. | 0:32:00 | 0:32:05 | |
And her. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:06 | |
Please...stay away from us. Please. Please don't... | 0:32:06 | 0:32:11 | |
Rain on your parade? | 0:32:11 | 0:32:12 | |
That's not funny. | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
Oh, get over yourself. I get it, OK? You're not gay. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:19 | |
You're so not gay. | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
You couldn't be less gay because being gay is revolting. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:25 | |
In fact, I hope they find a cure. | 0:32:25 | 0:32:28 | |
-You're not discharged! -I'm leaving. Wouldn't want to infect everyone. | 0:32:28 | 0:32:31 | |
-C'mon, back in the bed. -Tell Chrissie I said good luck with the wedding. | 0:32:31 | 0:32:37 | |
OK, I'm not apologising again. | 0:32:40 | 0:32:43 | |
I'm really sorry. Honest mistake. | 0:32:43 | 0:32:46 | |
You were down as his next of kin. Well, you married him, love! | 0:32:47 | 0:32:51 | |
There you go, nurse. All finished. I'm off to the golf course. | 0:32:51 | 0:32:55 | |
-Amazing, that's fast. -You crack one bone, you crack 'em all. | 0:32:55 | 0:32:58 | |
-It's like you're a proper doctor. -OK, I'll make sure I'll tell him. | 0:32:58 | 0:33:02 | |
-Who wants to hear the funniest thing? -If it's about Gillian's floater, I'm not interested. | 0:33:02 | 0:33:06 | |
Even funnier than that. Spence is not only a grasping Yank, he's a gullible grasping Yank. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:12 | |
I could've told you that. | 0:33:12 | 0:33:13 | |
Turns out, our friend Mr Bickerton is on bail for credit card fraud. Due in court next week. | 0:33:13 | 0:33:18 | |
He can't be going to court, | 0:33:18 | 0:33:20 | |
he's flying to the Gambia to see his girlfriend... | 0:33:20 | 0:33:23 | |
-Oh, I see. -How do we know? | 0:33:23 | 0:33:25 | |
Ex-wife. Not a happy bunny. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:27 | |
I could've told you that, too. He was asking me about jabs. | 0:33:27 | 0:33:31 | |
Guess what. He owes her - check this - 30 grand. | 0:33:31 | 0:33:34 | |
How do you rack up that kind of debt? | 0:33:34 | 0:33:36 | |
Catalogues. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:38 | |
So, what do we do? Tell Michael he's about to be ripped off? | 0:33:38 | 0:33:41 | |
Nope. The Malick never grasses. | 0:33:41 | 0:33:45 | |
OK. Don't worry, we'll take good care of him. | 0:33:47 | 0:33:51 | |
He'll be right here when you wake up, all right? | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
I love you. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:55 | |
Thank you. You're a lovely boy. | 0:33:55 | 0:33:57 | |
Will you marry me? | 0:33:57 | 0:33:58 | |
Nurse, quick! Kidney dish! | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
Anything! Quick! Oh! | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
There is tail. | 0:34:07 | 0:34:08 | |
Scissors! | 0:34:08 | 0:34:10 | |
Anyone got some cheese? | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
What d'you mean, you haven't asked anyone yet? | 0:34:15 | 0:34:18 | |
It's only six weeks away. | 0:34:18 | 0:34:19 | |
I'm still at the long-list stage. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
Now who can't make decisions? You can ask Greg. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:25 | |
Wouldn't it be a bit weird? Cos you and him... | 0:34:25 | 0:34:27 | |
As long as you keep it out of the speech. | 0:34:27 | 0:34:29 | |
Why, d'you think he secretly still fancies me? | 0:34:29 | 0:34:32 | |
Gorgeous though you are, I think not. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:34 | |
Finally, Stephen's x-rays. | 0:34:34 | 0:34:38 | |
Ow, nasty. | 0:34:38 | 0:34:40 | |
Where is he? | 0:34:40 | 0:34:41 | |
He discharged himself. He said he felt fine. | 0:34:41 | 0:34:44 | |
-Really? Is he mad? -Um... | 0:34:44 | 0:34:48 | |
Um, what? That needs a plate, doesn't it? | 0:34:48 | 0:34:50 | |
Possibly, um... | 0:34:50 | 0:34:52 | |
How come you didn't notice the displacement? | 0:34:52 | 0:34:55 | |
Yeah, sorry, I don't know how I missed it. | 0:34:55 | 0:34:57 | |
You'd better go and find him. Go on! | 0:34:57 | 0:35:00 | |
Ah, Malick. I'm going to need you in theatre. I'm taking Gary Bickerton up to Holbycare. | 0:35:04 | 0:35:09 | |
I don't get out of bed for a sigmoid colectomy. | 0:35:09 | 0:35:11 | |
This is ileorectal anastomosis, which I don't believe you've done. Here, check out the biopsy results. | 0:35:11 | 0:35:17 | |
Chantelle, will you get Mr Bickerton moved upstairs, please? | 0:35:19 | 0:35:23 | |
Ouch. That's got to hurt. Why wouldn't they complete the colonoscopy? | 0:35:23 | 0:35:27 | |
They probably couldn't get the camera up cos of the strictures. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
Typical. Leave the nasty surprises for the real doctors. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:33 | |
Come on, man! Will you for once give someone the benefit of the doubt? | 0:35:33 | 0:35:37 | |
So is it sexy surgery, then? | 0:35:41 | 0:35:44 | |
Yeah. Count me in. | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
Oh, great, thanks. Look forward to seeing you up there(!) | 0:35:46 | 0:35:49 | |
Amoebic colitis. Unusual this far north of Tripoli. | 0:35:51 | 0:35:55 | |
What was that you were saying about the Gambia? | 0:35:55 | 0:35:57 | |
Oh. It's in sub-Saharan Africa. | 0:35:57 | 0:35:59 | |
It has a thriving tourist industry with regular flights from Gatwick. Gary's been several times. | 0:35:59 | 0:36:04 | |
-Yeah, well, more importantly, this turns a sigmoid colectomy into a major procedure. -So? | 0:36:04 | 0:36:11 | |
So, you reckon Mr Bickerton's aware he might be stiffed an extra 15 grand? | 0:36:11 | 0:36:15 | |
Isn't that entirely academic? Given that Mr Bickerton is hustling? | 0:36:15 | 0:36:19 | |
Look, that's not the point. The point is Spence is up to something. | 0:36:19 | 0:36:23 | |
Skip lesions on the large bowel and colon, rectal sparing, | 0:36:23 | 0:36:28 | |
-no fat wrapping. -What did he say when you told him how serious this was? | 0:36:28 | 0:36:32 | |
OK, we're looking at a sub total colectomy and an ileorectal anastomosis. | 0:36:32 | 0:36:37 | |
Hm? Oh, nothing. I didn't know what I'll find until I open him up. | 0:36:37 | 0:36:41 | |
Can I have a kidney dish? | 0:36:41 | 0:36:43 | |
But obviously you gave him the heads up about the extra cost, right? | 0:36:43 | 0:36:47 | |
So he had the choice to wait for NHS treatment? | 0:36:47 | 0:36:50 | |
Can we just concentrate on the job at hand? | 0:36:50 | 0:36:52 | |
Michael. | 0:36:52 | 0:36:54 | |
Yes, I told him. It's fine. He's fine with everything. | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
It's not a problem. | 0:36:57 | 0:36:59 | |
You didn't think, maybe, given his financial problems, | 0:36:59 | 0:37:02 | |
you should've pushed him to wait? | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
It's his choice. Look at the consent form. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:06 | |
You didn't tell him, did you? | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
-That's an outrageous accusation. -Just answer the question. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:12 | |
BLEEPING | 0:37:12 | 0:37:13 | |
We have a bleed. Suction. | 0:37:13 | 0:37:15 | |
Stephen! | 0:37:22 | 0:37:24 | |
Stephen. | 0:37:24 | 0:37:26 | |
I need you to come back in. | 0:37:27 | 0:37:29 | |
I'm sorry. It's a comminuted intra-articular radius fracture. | 0:37:29 | 0:37:33 | |
Which is medical speak for badly broken. | 0:37:33 | 0:37:36 | |
I don't know... I don't know how I missed it. | 0:37:36 | 0:37:38 | |
Could it be cos you wouldn't touch me? | 0:37:38 | 0:37:41 | |
Yes. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
Because I wouldn't touch you. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:49 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:52 | |
Good, got it. Clip. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
BLEEPING | 0:37:56 | 0:38:00 | |
OK, that's it. Good. It's holding. 3.0 Vicryl. Good job, everyone, we've got it all. | 0:38:03 | 0:38:08 | |
-Malick, you came through there. Thank you. -We gave him his money's worth, at least. -Meaning? | 0:38:08 | 0:38:13 | |
-You're trying to take him for everything he's got. -You've got no idea what you're talking about. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:18 | |
I went too far. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:25 | |
-Forget it. -I just want a straight answer. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
Did you tell him it was 15 grand, not three? | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
-No. -I knew it! | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
Because I've already arranged for the Delaware Foundation to pick up the tab. | 0:38:34 | 0:38:38 | |
The money's gone through. He doesn't have to pay for anything, and I've waived my fee. | 0:38:38 | 0:38:43 | |
Because you're such a nice guy, or because Hanssen's suspended you from private practice? | 0:38:43 | 0:38:47 | |
Jeez, these nurses have big mouths. Yeah, it's because of that. | 0:38:47 | 0:38:52 | |
But this guy, he deserved a break. | 0:38:52 | 0:38:54 | |
You heard him! Family breakdown, work problems. | 0:38:54 | 0:38:57 | |
So did I have the teeniest bit of empathy for him? | 0:38:57 | 0:39:00 | |
Or am I just motivated by money? | 0:39:00 | 0:39:02 | |
You've got form, so I'm going with money. | 0:39:02 | 0:39:05 | |
We need 15 minute obs, | 0:39:08 | 0:39:10 | |
and can someone plead with histology to make the analysis urgent? | 0:39:10 | 0:39:15 | |
We need to jump the queue on this one. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:18 | |
How were your clinical instincts? Was it fibrosis? | 0:39:20 | 0:39:23 | |
No. I must be having an off day. | 0:39:23 | 0:39:25 | |
Argh! | 0:39:25 | 0:39:26 | |
Who put that in here? | 0:39:31 | 0:39:32 | |
I am so sorry. I should have warned you, | 0:39:32 | 0:39:35 | |
Too late. You made air holes, right? | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
Yes, of course...of course I did. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:41 | |
I thought it was empty. What was in there? | 0:39:41 | 0:39:43 | |
-Painkillers. Little...for my back. -Well, I declare. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:47 | |
-What am I going to do? -Incineration and anti-bac. | 0:39:51 | 0:39:55 | |
Will you stop being so smug? | 0:39:55 | 0:39:56 | |
-Sahira. -I was just trying to offer practical advice. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:00 | |
I'm surprised it hasn't triggered a public inquiry | 0:40:00 | 0:40:02 | |
or a post-mortem or an MDT or a floater, whatever nonsense you come up with. | 0:40:02 | 0:40:07 | |
I just don't want to get caught up in politics. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:11 | |
There she goes again. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:16 | |
Channelling your inner Jac Naylor? | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
At least I'm standing up to it all. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
Yeah. Against a woman with chronic back pain. Everyone's mortal enemy. | 0:40:20 | 0:40:24 | |
Time to call in that favour. | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
Hey, you, Wikipedia girl. | 0:40:31 | 0:40:32 | |
Find me the number of The Delaware Foundation. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:35 | |
To the internet! | 0:40:35 | 0:40:36 | |
-He's arranged for some charity to pick up the tab on the bail jumping dude. -What? That's a nightmare. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:42 | |
-Yeah, I might need to... -Explain and possibly grovel? | 0:40:42 | 0:40:45 | |
-Yup. -We should've spoken up. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:47 | |
You know, to avoid a charity being dragged in to all of this. | 0:40:47 | 0:40:50 | |
Yeah. Possibly. | 0:40:50 | 0:40:51 | |
Mr Spence. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:53 | |
There's something you need to know about Mr Bickerton. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:57 | |
Ah! Gentle touch, doctor. | 0:40:59 | 0:41:02 | |
Sorry. No pain, no gain. | 0:41:02 | 0:41:04 | |
Will I ever be able to use it again? | 0:41:04 | 0:41:06 | |
Absolutely. | 0:41:08 | 0:41:10 | |
Morphine, lots. | 0:41:10 | 0:41:12 | |
The good stuff. | 0:41:12 | 0:41:14 | |
You have to forgive my idiot fiance for his lack of diligence. | 0:41:14 | 0:41:18 | |
Course. We've all been there. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:20 | |
-Poor thing's been pulled every which way today, haven't you? -Like I say, we've all been there. | 0:41:20 | 0:41:25 | |
I'll wait with you for the ambulance. | 0:41:28 | 0:41:32 | |
St James's have a specialist hand surgeon you can see. | 0:41:32 | 0:41:35 | |
These aren't due for another 13 minutes, are they? | 0:41:37 | 0:41:40 | |
The workload. It's too much. I'm not coping. | 0:41:41 | 0:41:46 | |
I see. Right. | 0:41:48 | 0:41:52 | |
Would you like to sit down? | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
And in my best general practice tone, | 0:42:00 | 0:42:02 | |
I shall say, what seems to be the trouble? | 0:42:02 | 0:42:06 | |
I think I came back too soon. | 0:42:08 | 0:42:10 | |
I don't know. | 0:42:11 | 0:42:12 | |
I didn't take my tablets so it might have something to do with it. | 0:42:12 | 0:42:16 | |
Why did you choose not to take your tablets? | 0:42:16 | 0:42:20 | |
Oh, heck. You know, I wanted to be 100% alert. | 0:42:20 | 0:42:24 | |
When you feel up, you don't feel like taking them. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:29 | |
I'm an idiot. | 0:42:31 | 0:42:32 | |
Not really. That is, I believe, a common mistake. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:38 | |
I'm so sorry to let you down. I feel like you've given me this chance | 0:42:38 | 0:42:42 | |
to prove myself and I've just...messed up. | 0:42:42 | 0:42:44 | |
Well, it's a very difficult role we have here. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
We're doing the work of several people. | 0:42:48 | 0:42:51 | |
But you don't REALLY need me... | 0:42:51 | 0:42:54 | |
We don't REALLY need to be doing this. | 0:42:54 | 0:42:58 | |
I'm happy to write you the appropriate documentation | 0:43:00 | 0:43:04 | |
if you feel you need more leave of absence. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
I'd appreciate that. If there's an appropriate role... | 0:43:07 | 0:43:11 | |
-Obviously, you're welcome back any time. -Thank you. | 0:43:11 | 0:43:14 | |
I know foster parents are like gold-dust, | 0:43:24 | 0:43:27 | |
but the patient has to come first. | 0:43:27 | 0:43:29 | |
Besides, the care Freya will need will be quite demanding. | 0:43:29 | 0:43:33 | |
You know, they have to be smart and on the ball with her medication. | 0:43:33 | 0:43:36 | |
Well, she'll be going in a few weeks, once they get someone who's up to it. | 0:43:36 | 0:43:41 | |
Yeah, something like that. | 0:43:41 | 0:43:42 | |
How did she take it? | 0:43:47 | 0:43:49 | |
Well, let's just say she shot the messenger. | 0:43:49 | 0:43:51 | |
But Freya's going to stay with us for the meantime. | 0:43:51 | 0:43:54 | |
Good. | 0:43:55 | 0:43:56 | |
Gary. How you feeling? How's the pain? | 0:44:00 | 0:44:04 | |
I can't feel anything. When can you discharge me? | 0:44:04 | 0:44:09 | |
I'd say about a week or so. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:11 | |
But it's my weekend with the kids. | 0:44:11 | 0:44:13 | |
Well, you have had a pretty major operation. | 0:44:13 | 0:44:17 | |
Your condition was more serious than we realised pre-operatively. | 0:44:17 | 0:44:23 | |
You've an ongoing infection called amoebic colitis. | 0:44:23 | 0:44:27 | |
Possibly picked it up abroad. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:29 | |
Unlikely. Unless you count Weston-Super-Mare. | 0:44:30 | 0:44:33 | |
Hm. | 0:44:33 | 0:44:35 | |
Well, whatever. | 0:44:36 | 0:44:37 | |
I would suggest that you get some very good insurance if you decide to travel outside the EU. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:43 | |
I'll be up and about soon enough, though, will I? | 0:44:43 | 0:44:46 | |
You know, on my feet, get out the house and stuff? Not bedridden? | 0:44:46 | 0:44:51 | |
Should be, as long as you take care of yourself. | 0:44:51 | 0:44:54 | |
Hate being cooped up. | 0:44:54 | 0:44:57 | |
Mate, you've saved me, you really have. | 0:44:57 | 0:45:01 | |
Are you allowed to accept thank yous? | 0:45:01 | 0:45:03 | |
Like what? Free spa day? | 0:45:03 | 0:45:05 | |
I was thinking more this. | 0:45:05 | 0:45:08 | |
I'll be honest, it's one of the ones the wife left. | 0:45:08 | 0:45:11 | |
Thanks, but that might be seen as a... | 0:45:11 | 0:45:13 | |
A back-hander. Yeah, right, sorry. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:16 | |
Oops. | 0:45:16 | 0:45:18 | |
Now, I just want to talk to you about this bill. | 0:45:18 | 0:45:22 | |
Thing is, doc, and this is well awkward, I haven't got my cards on me. | 0:45:22 | 0:45:27 | |
I didn't think to bring them in. | 0:45:27 | 0:45:30 | |
Well, your bill has been paid by a charity called the Delaware Foundation. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:34 | |
Right. Why? | 0:45:34 | 0:45:37 | |
They're a benevolent fund, set up to help people with limited means. | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
Usually they send sick kids to Disneyland, that type of stuff. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:44 | |
-Right. -So I put in a strong word for you. Kinda figured you'd had a bum deal. | 0:45:44 | 0:45:49 | |
Right. Cos of my op, then, | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
does that mean some kid doesn't get to go to Disneyland? | 0:45:51 | 0:45:55 | |
Try not to think of it like that. | 0:45:55 | 0:45:56 | |
It's clinical need first, so agonising pain versus Mickey Mouse. | 0:45:56 | 0:46:01 | |
It's kind of a no-brainer. | 0:46:01 | 0:46:03 | |
I can wait alone. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:12 | |
Oh, no, it's the least I can do. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:16 | |
Might be hours. You know how transport is. | 0:46:16 | 0:46:20 | |
I'm happy to...sit here. | 0:46:20 | 0:46:23 | |
With you. It's fine. | 0:46:23 | 0:46:24 | |
It's my penance. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:26 | |
I was an arse. I'm sorry. | 0:46:29 | 0:46:31 | |
Just... | 0:46:32 | 0:46:34 | |
Paranoid? | 0:46:34 | 0:46:35 | |
Yeah. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
Paranoid. | 0:46:38 | 0:46:39 | |
I know you're a good...guy. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:43 | |
-Good bloke? -Good... | 0:46:43 | 0:46:45 | |
Good bloke. | 0:46:47 | 0:46:48 | |
Well, maybe not entirely paranoid. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:52 | |
When you came running over I thought... | 0:46:52 | 0:46:54 | |
..maybe... | 0:46:56 | 0:46:57 | |
Alas, no. | 0:46:59 | 0:47:01 | |
Afraid not. Definitely not. | 0:47:02 | 0:47:05 | |
Perpetually single. | 0:47:06 | 0:47:08 | |
Yeah, me too. Well, until I met Chrissie, that is. | 0:47:08 | 0:47:12 | |
We all need someone to love, hm? | 0:47:14 | 0:47:16 | |
Something like that. | 0:47:16 | 0:47:18 | |
Bye, then. | 0:47:18 | 0:47:20 | |
Try again. Delaware Foundation. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:44 | |
There's nothing about a medical charity. I'm sorry, Mr Malick. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:48 | |
Do you reckon I've been played? Been dragged into one of his scams? | 0:47:48 | 0:47:51 | |
I don't know. | 0:47:51 | 0:47:53 | |
Yes, Michael's a bit of a fool, but he's no master villain. | 0:47:53 | 0:47:57 | |
-Spence! Delaware Foundation. It doesn't exist. -Professor Google, what's up? | 0:47:57 | 0:48:02 | |
-What's your game? Fake charities, tax breaks or something? -Yes, that's it. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:06 | |
-Don't mess me around. -Why not? You won't believe me, anyway. | 0:48:06 | 0:48:09 | |
-You're as bad as Gary... No, worse. He's small time compared to you. -Hey. I don't have to answer you. | 0:48:09 | 0:48:14 | |
I know Hanssen's getting on everyone's nerves, but have you actually suffered? | 0:48:14 | 0:48:18 | |
You get to go home, forget about it, come in for another day. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:21 | |
You lie awake at night thinking about what's happened? Do you? | 0:48:21 | 0:48:26 | |
What am I supposed to think? You dragged me through some kind of dodgy financial scam. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:31 | |
Here's your receipt from Holbycare. | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
And if a pair of indigo skinny jeans show up at your house, they're mine. | 0:48:33 | 0:48:37 | |
Because I figured if you can spend 15 grand just like that, | 0:48:37 | 0:48:40 | |
then what's the difference? | 0:48:40 | 0:48:43 | |
Delaware Foundation. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:46 | |
Yeah. Happy now? The paperwork, all above board. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:51 | |
OK. I misread the situation. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:54 | |
You've done a good thing. A stupid thing, but a good thing. | 0:48:54 | 0:48:59 | |
Well, apology accepted. You let the crime stoppers know our man might try to flee the country. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:03 | |
The Malick doesn't grass, all right? | 0:49:03 | 0:49:07 | |
Except for these kinds of scenarios. | 0:49:07 | 0:49:11 | |
KNOCKING | 0:49:15 | 0:49:17 | |
Come in. | 0:49:17 | 0:49:18 | |
Do you have a minute to talk? | 0:49:28 | 0:49:30 | |
If by talk, you mean listen to you apologise | 0:49:30 | 0:49:33 | |
-for your foul behaviour towards Gillian Kavanagh... -What? | 0:49:33 | 0:49:38 | |
Gossiping about her personal life, bullying, high handed disregard for her opinion, | 0:49:38 | 0:49:42 | |
-putting a dead mouse in her lunch. How are things in the lower fourth? -It wasn't like that. | 0:49:42 | 0:49:46 | |
I have never heard of such mean-spirited school girl antics. | 0:49:46 | 0:49:49 | |
If you don't want school girl antics, don't infantilise us. | 0:49:49 | 0:49:52 | |
All this checking up on us, all this micro-management. | 0:49:52 | 0:49:55 | |
Having to run everything through you, | 0:49:55 | 0:49:58 | |
having every detail cross-examined, it's making everyone... | 0:49:58 | 0:50:02 | |
Turn in on each other. Yes, Mr Hope warned me about the sea monsters. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:06 | |
I just didn't think it would be one of my registrars. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:09 | |
I'm sorry. I'm having an off day. | 0:50:09 | 0:50:12 | |
So now who's pathetic? Not just Nurse Collins? | 0:50:12 | 0:50:16 | |
OK, I was a bitch. | 0:50:16 | 0:50:18 | |
I picked on the little guy because I was too timid to confront... | 0:50:19 | 0:50:24 | |
To say what everyone was saying. | 0:50:24 | 0:50:26 | |
Well, say it! Say away. | 0:50:26 | 0:50:29 | |
I'm just a listening sponge here to soak up your oral wisdom. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:32 | |
All this is beneath you. It makes you look petty. | 0:50:32 | 0:50:35 | |
Thank you for your feedback. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:39 | |
If you'd like to write it in proforma for my sign off, I'd be most grateful. | 0:50:40 | 0:50:44 | |
Hello. Crisis over? | 0:50:58 | 0:50:59 | |
-What crisis? -Dan said there'd been a crisis. | 0:50:59 | 0:51:03 | |
Really? I wouldn't know. Haven't seen him all day. | 0:51:03 | 0:51:06 | |
Where have you been? What have you been up to? | 0:51:14 | 0:51:18 | |
-I...I've been on Keller. -Liar. Ollie busted you. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:21 | |
I've been around. | 0:51:21 | 0:51:23 | |
I might look stupid, but I'm not. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:25 | |
-I think a woman with a honeymoon coming up shouldn't ask too many questions. -You've booked it? | 0:51:25 | 0:51:31 | |
-So where are we going? -My lips are sealed. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
Tell me! Tell me! | 0:51:34 | 0:51:35 | |
OK! I'll give you a clue. | 0:51:35 | 0:51:39 | |
Donald Bradman. | 0:51:39 | 0:51:40 | |
Mel Gibson, Russell Crowe. | 0:51:41 | 0:51:44 | |
Australia? Australia?! | 0:51:44 | 0:51:47 | |
Yes! | 0:51:47 | 0:51:48 | |
We're going to Australia? Oh! | 0:51:48 | 0:51:50 | |
Hey, how'd it go with Hanssen? | 0:51:56 | 0:51:58 | |
OK, I think. Yeah, well. | 0:51:58 | 0:52:00 | |
Goodness me. He's calling an impromptu staff meeting. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:05 | |
Bodes ill, my friends. Or well. Depending. | 0:52:05 | 0:52:08 | |
Wow, the mouse that roared. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:10 | |
Sorry, poor choice of words. | 0:52:10 | 0:52:12 | |
You did incinerate this... | 0:52:12 | 0:52:14 | |
Yes, of course I did. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:16 | |
So what did you do? Run to the pet shop, find another mouse and paint it the same colour? | 0:52:16 | 0:52:20 | |
I'm just going to say tell him that the mouse died. Don't know how. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:24 | |
Is that his histology? Great. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
How did you get them so fast? | 0:52:27 | 0:52:29 | |
I've been here seven years and I still get Elaine shouting at me about the working time directive. | 0:52:29 | 0:52:34 | |
You just need to know how to cheat the system. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:37 | |
Sorry. I could only find ones with windows. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:42 | |
No worries. Thanks. | 0:52:42 | 0:52:44 | |
-Right, there's good news and bad news. -Is my mum dead? | 0:52:46 | 0:52:51 | |
No, no, she's not. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
Just on holiday. One week. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:56 | |
The good news is that your breathing problem is not as serious as I was worried about. | 0:52:56 | 0:53:02 | |
Is it because I'm a fat lump? | 0:53:02 | 0:53:04 | |
No. No, it's because you have an allergy. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:06 | |
Do you know what an allergy is? | 0:53:06 | 0:53:08 | |
No milk, no pears. | 0:53:08 | 0:53:11 | |
No animals. The fur makes you sick. | 0:53:11 | 0:53:14 | |
OK. Can I still work at the children's zoo? | 0:53:15 | 0:53:19 | |
I'm sorry, no. | 0:53:19 | 0:53:21 | |
I think handling the pets has made your condition worse. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:25 | |
-In the shop. On the till, maybe? -Maybe. | 0:53:25 | 0:53:29 | |
Anyway, I was thinking, perhaps Andy could come and live with me. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:33 | |
I have a little son and I'm sure he'd love... | 0:53:33 | 0:53:37 | |
Andy is my mum's friend. On holiday. | 0:53:37 | 0:53:38 | |
I mean Andy, YOUR friend, the mouse. | 0:53:38 | 0:53:42 | |
-We could buy him a little cage and... -OK! | 0:53:42 | 0:53:46 | |
..And Indy would take good care of him. | 0:53:47 | 0:53:50 | |
My mum's not dead, is she? Just on holiday. | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
No. She's just on holiday. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:57 | |
Responding to a sense that the current level of oversight | 0:53:57 | 0:54:00 | |
and administrative rigor has led to some unintended consequences, | 0:54:00 | 0:54:04 | |
I'm proposing a new system whereby the lion's share | 0:54:04 | 0:54:08 | |
of the compliance submissions and regulatory procedures | 0:54:08 | 0:54:11 | |
are devolved in full to the clinical leads. | 0:54:11 | 0:54:14 | |
Sorry, doesn't this mean me? | 0:54:14 | 0:54:17 | |
All of you. Autonomy. | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
Decentralising. Exciting stuff. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:23 | |
Training, safety, bed management, | 0:54:23 | 0:54:26 | |
theatre schedules, risk control, infection report | 0:54:26 | 0:54:29 | |
-and best of all, statistics! -Are we allowed to use our calculators? | 0:54:29 | 0:54:32 | |
Obviously, you will discover that the paperwork required by the risk reduction framework | 0:54:32 | 0:54:37 | |
is entirely superfluous and is merely done to satisfy the demands | 0:54:37 | 0:54:41 | |
of a pedantic and controlling upper management. Good luck! | 0:54:41 | 0:54:46 | |
I'm not sure if this outcome is entirely positive. | 0:54:48 | 0:54:53 | |
On the plus side, I get to do your appraisals! | 0:54:53 | 0:54:56 | |
Everything just gets simpler and simpler. | 0:54:56 | 0:54:59 | |
Fly, my pretty! Fly! | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
BABY BABBLES | 0:55:44 | 0:55:46 | |
Hey, do you have a second? | 0:55:55 | 0:55:57 | |
I wanted to say sorry for that business at the barbeque. | 0:55:59 | 0:56:03 | |
Oh, well, that was "the old you," I know. | 0:56:03 | 0:56:06 | |
I would like to find a way to make it up to you. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:10 | |
What do you suggest? | 0:56:10 | 0:56:11 | |
Well, OK, the only things I can think of | 0:56:11 | 0:56:14 | |
will probably make it seem like I'm trying to buy you off. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
Oh, I accept vouchers for most fashion and beauty stores. | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 | |
It's just going to be difficult to see you every day if I'm unable to make amends. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:24 | |
Well, you won't need to see me because I came back too soon. | 0:56:24 | 0:56:29 | |
And look, for what it's worth. It wasn't just you. | 0:56:32 | 0:56:37 | |
Obviously, it wasn't. | 0:56:37 | 0:56:39 | |
It took a bit more than some Spence lechery to tip me over the edge. | 0:56:39 | 0:56:43 | |
Mr Spence! Got something for you from Mr Bickerton. | 0:56:53 | 0:56:57 | |
Wow! | 0:57:03 | 0:57:06 | |
Well, I guess we've all paid our dues. | 0:57:09 | 0:57:12 | |
Mr Spence, it reached me that you've funded an anastomosis in Holbycare. | 0:57:37 | 0:57:42 | |
-Surely the killer blow to the lifestyle you've enjoyed. -Well. Who needs to eat? | 0:57:42 | 0:57:47 | |
Exactly. Self-denial is akin to self-control. | 0:57:47 | 0:57:50 | |
Maybe. | 0:57:50 | 0:57:52 | |
Believe me, Mr Spence. It is. | 0:57:52 | 0:57:55 | |
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