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I can't believe they're still here. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
I like having our names up there together. | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
Frankie, stop! It isn't me you want. | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
Is there someone? Anyone? | 0:00:07 | 0:00:08 | |
Cat. It's always been Cat. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
Could still happen with her, Frankie. You could see her. | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
-She gave me up. -Talk to her. | 0:00:12 | 0:00:16 | |
-You're an actress? -Yeah. | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
I just got the lead in the play at the Tron. | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
You're amazing, you know that? | 0:00:20 | 0:00:22 | |
CAT: I love Sam. She's moving in with me. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
So stay away from Frankie. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:26 | |
The last thing you need is her messing up your life again. | 0:00:26 | 0:00:28 | |
I love you, Cat. | 0:00:28 | 0:00:29 | |
I always have. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
SONG: # If you keep me in your heart | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
# Then keep me in your wallet | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
# Tucked between the money that I wasted on you | 0:01:14 | 0:01:19 | |
# And keep me in your phone | 0:01:19 | 0:01:22 | |
# Keep me on your key ring | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
# Keep me rolling around about the bottom of your bag | 0:01:25 | 0:01:30 | |
# And keep me in your hall... # | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
(VOICEMAIL) Hi, this is Cat. Leave me a message. | 0:01:32 | 0:01:34 | |
# Keep me in your bathroom | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
# Keep me hanging up, stretched out and dripping next to you | 0:01:36 | 0:01:41 | |
# And keep me in your sheets... # | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
JET ENGINE ROARS | 0:01:48 | 0:01:50 | |
I told you we shouldn't take any toys. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
He so fancied you. I think we made his day! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Oh, Jesus. (LAUGHS) | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
Hi. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
Well, we're definitely not in Rio any more. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:11 | |
-Nice necklace. -I wonder who gave me that? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
Shouldn't we at least unpack? | 0:02:21 | 0:02:23 | |
You seriously want to unpack? | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
You're right. What am I saying? | 0:02:26 | 0:02:29 | |
(LAUGHS) | 0:02:29 | 0:02:30 | |
-Just here will do fine. -(LAUGHS) | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
FOOTBALLERS SHOUT | 0:02:37 | 0:02:41 | |
CHEERING | 0:02:42 | 0:02:43 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
Do you like that? | 0:02:51 | 0:02:53 | |
Send the ball back. Send the ball back, Jess. | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
-Come on, babe. -Oh, no, I... | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-Kick it. -Come on, we're waiting. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Right here. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:06 | |
-ALL GROAN -Try again. -Throw it! | 0:03:10 | 0:03:12 | |
Give it some welly. Come on. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
-You are joking. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:17 | 0:03:20 | |
All right, focus. | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
FULL-TIME WHISTLE BLOWS | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
When you said you were coming today, I didn't think you'd do it. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:31 | |
I was curious to see what 8:30 in the morning looks like. | 0:03:31 | 0:03:33 | |
It's amazing. There's all these people up and walking around. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:37 | |
-LAUGHTER -You're not an early riser then, Tess? | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Course she isn't, she's an actress. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:41 | |
I always fancied acting. | 0:03:41 | 0:03:42 | |
Judging by your performance this morning, don't get your hopes up. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
You want to try beating me in arm-wrestling, might improve your football skills. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:49 | |
LAUGHTER Sure you don't want some of this, babe? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:51 | |
-No, no, no. I've got rehearsals tomorrow. -Oh, yeah. | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
If you want to stay trim you should get active. | 0:03:54 | 0:03:56 | |
Although maybe not football. Not with that left foot. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:58 | 0:03:59 | |
Oi! Leave her alone. She's got PLENTY of other skills. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:04 | |
-ALL: Oooh! -All right. | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
-MOBILE PHONE BEEPS -Oh, um... | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
Ed's just texted me about that play on Tuesday. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Do you wanna go and see it? | 0:04:12 | 0:04:13 | |
Hmm, Tuesday. I think I might be busy, you know. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
If you give her 10 minutes, she might even think of a reason. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
SOUND OF TELEVISION | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
VOICEOVER: 'The fertile bush of New South Wales | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
'teems with all manner of life...' | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
TURNS TV OFF | 0:04:31 | 0:04:32 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
-Tess? -Yeah. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
You had any more calls about the ad? | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
Uh, a bloke who sounded excited about living with lesbians | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
and a woman who sounded drunk. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
Nice. We've gotta get a flatmate. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
And if I don't get a job soon, | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
I won't even be able to afford my own rent. | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
You could always offer the landlady sexual favours. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
She wears a wig and smells of bleach. | 0:05:00 | 0:05:02 | |
Beggars can't be choosers. | 0:05:02 | 0:05:04 | |
You heard from Cat? | 0:05:10 | 0:05:11 | |
Uh, yeah, they're back. She left me a message earlier. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Catch you later. CLOSES DOOR | 0:05:28 | 0:05:33 | |
Bye. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
TESS: She's been weird for weeks. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:01 | |
She hasn't even slept with anyone since she broke up with Sadie. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
Maybe that's it - she just needs a shag. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
She's not the only one. By the time I got my book deal, | 0:06:07 | 0:06:11 | |
I was gonna have a really great girlfriend, | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
or be living a Don Juan lifestyle. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Instead, I'm still buying TV dinners for one | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
and trying to cruise women in supermarkets. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
You'll get groupies once it's published. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:21 | |
I can't wait that long. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
I've decided I'm getting laid tonight. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
Ah. It's gay disco night at Rubies. I kind of told people we'd go there. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:29 | |
What? | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
I thought this was to finally celebrate MY book deal. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Oh, come on. You'll enjoy it once you get there. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
What about this? | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
Do you think it says, I'm a serious actress? | 0:06:40 | 0:06:42 | |
Yeah. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Ed, you're supposed to be helping me. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
It's OK for you. You've been holed up in your love nest with Fin. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
-Anyway, why isn't she helping you? -She's at work. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:55 | |
And anyway, shopping's not really her thing. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
SNORTS What? | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Just you. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Dating someone who's more into football than shopping. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
(CHUCKLES) It's funny. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
Well, at least she's nice to me, unlike every other woman I've dated. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:10 | |
And... (WHISPERS) ..the sex is great. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
Most of my other girlfriends have been really selfish in bed. | 0:07:13 | 0:07:17 | |
But she's like, really, really... | 0:07:17 | 0:07:22 | |
Well, she's just... she's just really good. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:27 | |
I'm only messing. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
Fin's great and I'm sure you've got loads of other stuff in common. | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
Yeah, of course. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
And it's only been two months. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:35 | |
We're still getting to know each other. | 0:07:35 | 0:07:37 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS Anyway... it's not like she expects me to sit around | 0:07:37 | 0:07:40 | |
watching Sky Sports with her mates. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
No. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
Hello? | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
Oh, right, the room. Yeah, yeah, it's still free. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
Uh, yep! Today's fine. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
DOOR KNOCK | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
-Hey. -Hey. | 0:08:17 | 0:08:21 | |
Come in. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:23 | |
Tess out? | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
Ah, yeah. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:32 | |
She's shopping for a rehearsal outfit with Ed. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:35 | |
You could've told me you were back. I had to hear it from Tess. | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
Sorry. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:44 | |
-How are you? -Been better. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:49 | |
It's not been fun sitting around waiting to find out what you want. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Well, now you know how it feels. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:01 | |
I'm making tea. Do you want one? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
No, I can't stay. | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I have to get to work. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Tess seems to have gone all lesbian on me | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
and bought a billion different herbal varieties. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:15 | |
Tess doesn't drink herbal tea. | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
I don't think anyone drinks hibiscus and goji berry, do they? | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
Except maybe Madonna. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Don't. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
I can't sleep with you anymore, Frankie - it was a mistake. | 0:09:29 | 0:09:32 | |
Thanks. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:36 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:38 | |
I've been going over it and over it while we were away. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:43 | |
I won't do this to Sam, I love her. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:45 | |
I don't want to leave her. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:46 | |
And you don't love me? | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
I can't do this! | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
Cat. | 0:10:03 | 0:10:05 | |
Fuck! | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
H-H-Hey! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
I wasn't expecting you back till tomorrow! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
-How was Rio? -Hot. Fun. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
-Wish I was still there. -I don't. | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
(It's been really boring without you here.) | 0:10:48 | 0:10:50 | |
Oh, thanks for those pitch documents. | 0:10:50 | 0:10:51 | |
Sorry you had to do them on your own. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:53 | |
That's OK. Just don't ever go away again. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
So, here are the latest plans. | 0:10:57 | 0:10:59 | |
Oh, you don't want to go over them now, do you? | 0:10:59 | 0:11:03 | |
You don't have anything to smoke, do you? | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
What? Don't tell me you took it up again on holiday. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:09 | |
I don't mean cigarettes. | 0:11:09 | 0:11:11 | |
Oh, wow. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
You clearly spent WAY too long in South America. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
Come on. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
I thought you'd be chilled enough already. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:27 | |
I just went to see Frankie. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Can you keep your mouth shut? | 0:11:37 | 0:11:39 | |
Not usually, but, I'll make an exception on this occasion. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
We were sleeping together before I went away. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
Jesus! | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
You're a dark horse, aren't you? | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
Does Sam know? | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
-No, and she can't find out either. -All right. | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
I don't want to mess things up with her. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
I told Frankie it can't happen again. | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
Wow. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:06 | |
I know you two are... | 0:12:06 | 0:12:09 | |
Well, I don't know actually. What the hell's going on? | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
Are you still in love with her or... | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
I really don't want to talk about it now. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
I just wanna get off my face. | 0:12:20 | 0:12:22 | |
Well, that I could definitely help you with. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:26 | |
DOORBELL CHIMES | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
FRANKIE: Are you sure this is OK? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:51 | |
I didn't know if it was all right... | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
It's fine. I'm glad you rang. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:56 | |
I was gonna call, just... things have been a bit busy. | 0:12:56 | 0:13:00 | |
You're the second person to tell me that today. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
There you go. I can't remember if you take sugar. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
No. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:09 | |
Look, is everything OK? | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
It's just, well, you sounded upset on the phone. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:18 | |
Cat, the woman I told you about... | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
..she got back from holiday. | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
And she doesn't want to be with you? | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
No, I think she does. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:31 | |
But she won't leave her girlfriend. | 0:13:32 | 0:13:34 | |
Well, if it's any consolation, it's probably hard for her too. | 0:13:34 | 0:13:39 | |
I was always having my heart broken | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
chasing after the wrong people when I was your age. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
My so-called uncle? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:51 | |
Yeah. He was definitely one of my mistakes. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
I'm sorry. I didn't mean that you were... | 0:13:56 | 0:14:00 | |
It's all right. It's not like I thought I was planned. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
No, you weren't. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:05 | |
I didn't plan to give you up either. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
-DOOR OPENS -Alma! | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
He must've got an early flight. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
You need to go. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
DOOR CLOSES What? You just want me to leave? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
Please. There's a side passage takes you out the front. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:20 | |
You're never gonna tell him about me, are you? | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
Where do I start, Frankie? The robbery? | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
The daughter he doesn't even know I have? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
I can't do this right now. Let's talk about it another time. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:32 | |
Yeah. | 0:14:32 | 0:14:33 | |
Do you think Jemima in Accounts will do a naked dance for me | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
if I asked her nicely? | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
Doubt it. She's got a husband and a Volvo. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
Oh, well. I'm sure her Volvo won't mind. | 0:14:49 | 0:14:50 | |
BOTH SNICKER | 0:14:50 | 0:14:53 | |
Shh! We have to be normal. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:55 | |
-Hmm? -Alistair. | 0:14:55 | 0:14:56 | |
-Alistair. -Ah! | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
There you both are. Welcome back, Cat. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:01 | |
I've been looking for you. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
I've just spoken with the director at Winrow and Baines. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
He's got to go off to New York tomorrow. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
So I've rescheduled your pitch to this afternoon, five o'clock. | 0:15:07 | 0:15:11 | |
-Is that a problem? -(STARTLED SOUND) | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
I presume you've brought Cat up to speed. | 0:15:16 | 0:15:19 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:15:19 | 0:15:21 | |
Great. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
You've got 45 minutes then. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
(SUPPRESSED LAUGHTER) | 0:15:32 | 0:15:34 | |
Frankie, are you back? | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
Sadie? | 0:16:26 | 0:16:27 | |
Why aren't you returning my calls? | 0:16:27 | 0:16:29 | |
I haven't got my work phone anymore. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
What do you want, Frankie? | 0:16:32 | 0:16:34 | |
To say thanks. I didn't realise the cheap rent was dependent on me sleeping with you. | 0:16:34 | 0:16:37 | |
-It wasn't. -Yeah, right. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
You could have had the decency to tell us. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:41 | |
We had two days to find somewhere new. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
Now we're having to look for a bloody flatmate. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
I didn't tell you myself because I don't work there anymore. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
They found out about the cheap rent and sacked me. | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
It's not my fault you're unhappy, Frankie. | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
Sort yourself out and stop acting like a fucking cock. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:03 | |
KNOCK AT DOOR | 0:17:12 | 0:17:14 | |
Hi. | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
I'm Lexy. You must be Tess? | 0:17:28 | 0:17:30 | |
-Yeah. -Sorry I'm late. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:32 | |
Oh, it's OK. My flatmate isn't here yet, so... | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
Do you want me to come back when she is - in case I'm a serial killer? | 0:17:38 | 0:17:41 | |
No, no, no, no, it's fine. Come in. She shouldn't be long. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
Um, unless you are. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
Oh, I used to dabble | 0:17:48 | 0:17:49 | |
but it was murder getting the bloodstains out of my clothes. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:54 | |
Nice pad. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:55 | |
Sorry, uh, I've never interviewed a flatmate before. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:00 | |
Do I show you the room first or...? | 0:18:00 | 0:18:02 | |
I'm no expert, but I think you'd probably show me the room | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
and then we'd chat | 0:18:05 | 0:18:07 | |
and then you try and work out if I'm weird or not. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
(LAUGHS) OK. Sounds like a good plan. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
Um, so, seeing as you mentioned it, are you weird? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:15 | |
Oh, not usually. | 0:18:15 | 0:18:16 | |
Though I do live with my gran, so I guess that is a bit weird. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:19 | |
God, I could never live with my gran. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
She's mad for pinching my cheeks. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Oh, well, mine's from here so, you know, when I came over... | 0:18:23 | 0:18:26 | |
And I wouldn't mind, it's just she's got a lot of pets | 0:18:26 | 0:18:29 | |
and I'm trying to kick the whole bestiality thing. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
Oh! Sorry, I didn't get you. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
Um, do you want to...? It's just through there. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
Oh, cool! | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
If I move in do I get to keep Johnny Cash at Folsom Prison? | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
What, you like Johnny Cash? | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
Yeah, it's kind of a guilty secret but I love country and western. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
No way. Me too. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:53 | |
-Really? -Well, it's not so secret. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
I'm kind of out about it to my friends. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Ah, I love this play. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
Everyone's so bloody miserable in it. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
They're doing it at the Tron, aren't they? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
Yeah, actually, uh, I'm playing Sonya. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
-Really? -Mm. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-That's so cool. -Thanks. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
So, what do you do? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:17 | |
Sorry. I sound like someone's dad. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
I'm gonna be asking if you've got good prospects next. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:24 | |
I can ask for your daughter's hand in marriage if you like. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Um, listen. | 0:19:28 | 0:19:30 | |
My flatmate's gonna be back soon | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
and I bought a selection of tea the other day | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
so that when we have guests I can say, | 0:19:36 | 0:19:38 | |
"Do you want a cup of tea? We have a selection." | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
Um, do you want one? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:43 | |
Oh, only if you have a selection. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:45 | |
(LAUGHS) Yes. | 0:19:45 | 0:19:47 | |
Come on. This way. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:48 | |
DOOR OPENS Fuck. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
(LAUGHS) | 0:19:59 | 0:20:00 | |
It's not funny, Jay. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:05 | |
What are you doing? | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
Trying to sober up. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:09 | |
Isn't there a tea you can drink, I heard that - to make you not stoned? | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
That's to evade the urine test. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:16 | |
Anyway we don't have any. (LAUGHS) | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
We want to create flowerbeds in the courtyard. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:34 | |
We imagine people having their lunch | 0:20:34 | 0:20:35 | |
surrounded by roses and tulips and... | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
What are they called? | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Hmm? Tulips. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
No, those lovely orange and pink flowers, you know? | 0:20:42 | 0:20:46 | |
They're really...pretty. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:48 | |
Some of them have got a different colour | 0:20:48 | 0:20:50 | |
around the edges of the petals. | 0:20:50 | 0:20:53 | |
Mmm. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:54 | |
It almost makes me think someone's drawn it on with pen. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
And they're really soft and smell lovely. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:02 | |
Begonias! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
-Mmm. -Begonias. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:09 | |
And now, my colleague, Jay, will take you through the window designs. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:16 | |
-Jay. -Hmm? | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
The window designs. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
Oh! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
Sorry, sorry. | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
That's lunch. Cutbacks. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
Hey, if you don't go for this pitch, we might starve to death. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
(SPURTS WATER AND GIGGLES) | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
I'm sorry. He always cracks me up. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
Aw! You've got all my favourite stuff on here. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:49 | |
So, er, have you got any pets or kids | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
or wives we should know about? | 0:21:53 | 0:21:56 | |
No, no, no. I'm footloose and fancy-free. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
DOOR OPENS | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
-(CALLS) Hi. -Hi. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
Sorry I'm late. | 0:22:05 | 0:22:06 | |
-I only just got your message. -Um... | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
So, you're the flatmate? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
-Do you two know each other? -Not exactly. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:16 | |
I almost didn't recognise you. You've done something with your hair, right? | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
I'm surprised you remember me at all. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:20 | |
Didn't even get my name, did you? | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
-Leona? -Lexy. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:25 | |
(SIGHS) What did you do? | 0:22:25 | 0:22:27 | |
We hooked up and I was a bit of a cock and left without saying goodbye. | 0:22:28 | 0:22:32 | |
But if it's any consolation, I'm often a cock, so it isn't personal. | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
-Yeah, I gotta go. -Oh, no, no. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:37 | |
Let's not leave things like this. (WHISPERS) She's really nice. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:40 | |
(WHISPERS) I can't. | 0:22:40 | 0:22:42 | |
Lexy, um... | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
You're right. I was out of line. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:47 | |
It's no excuse, but I was pretty messed up at the time | 0:22:47 | 0:22:50 | |
and you just kind of got caught up with that. | 0:22:50 | 0:22:52 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
Ah, fuck it. Life's too short to bear a grudge. | 0:22:57 | 0:22:58 | |
DOOR KNOCK | 0:22:58 | 0:23:00 | |
Why don't you come out for some beers with us later | 0:23:00 | 0:23:02 | |
and see if you can bear us? | 0:23:02 | 0:23:05 | |
It's gay disco night at Rubies. | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
Do you think you can handle that? | 0:23:07 | 0:23:09 | |
Love a bit of disco. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
Awesome. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:13 | |
Hey. | 0:23:15 | 0:23:16 | |
Um...beers, anyone? | 0:23:16 | 0:23:19 | |
Yeah. | 0:23:19 | 0:23:21 | |
You all right? I'm Fin, Tess's girlfriend. | 0:23:23 | 0:23:25 | |
Hi, Lexy. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:26 | |
What do you think? Will I do? | 0:23:41 | 0:23:44 | |
Um, I like you with a bit of eye make-up, it suits you. | 0:23:44 | 0:23:47 | |
Yeah? | 0:23:47 | 0:23:48 | |
Maybe I'll go the whole hog. | 0:23:48 | 0:23:50 | |
Get a big, girly frock and some lipstick. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
-I don't know about that. -Exactly. You'd hate it. | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
You only went for me because you bought into the big, butch copper thing. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
Like you didn't totally play up to it. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
Second date, you offered me a ride in your police car. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
Yeah. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
Well, it worked, didn't it? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Gets the ladies every time. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
I'm so knackered. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:10 | |
Are you sure you don't want to go on your own? | 0:24:10 | 0:24:13 | |
Yes, I am. | 0:24:13 | 0:24:14 | |
Everyone's really excited about seeing us. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:17 | |
The last thing you need is to sit around | 0:24:17 | 0:24:18 | |
brooding about that bloody pitch. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
-A couple of drinks will do you good. -OK. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
-OK. -OK. | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
-OK. -But we're not staying long. | 0:24:25 | 0:24:27 | |
OK. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
TESS: Um, everyone. TAPS GLASSES | 0:24:39 | 0:24:41 | |
Uh, I would just like to propose a toast to Ed. | 0:24:41 | 0:24:46 | |
Um, it just goes to show | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
you can be a total nerd and still be successful. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:52 | |
-CLAPPING AND CHEERING -JAY: Speech! | 0:24:52 | 0:24:54 | |
I'd just like to say, | 0:24:54 | 0:24:55 | |
I hate you all, and thanks for bringing me to a gay bar | 0:24:55 | 0:25:00 | |
just to ensure I can't celebrate by getting laid. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
JAY: No, you can get laid anywhere! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:05 | |
All you need to do is employ the three C's. | 0:25:05 | 0:25:08 | |
Babes will be flocking in. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
What? I must be going wrong somewhere. | 0:25:11 | 0:25:13 | |
I never heard of no three C's. | 0:25:13 | 0:25:15 | |
Oh, cocky, confident and charming. | 0:25:15 | 0:25:18 | |
No, seriously. Women can sense if you're nervous. | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
You've got to approach them | 0:25:21 | 0:25:23 | |
like you're the hot restaurant everyone wants to dine in. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:28 | |
Come on, if Ed was a restaurant, | 0:25:28 | 0:25:29 | |
he'd be giving away two-for-one lunch vouchers. | 0:25:29 | 0:25:32 | |
-Oi! -Alternatively, Ed, you could just try being friendly | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
and see if you have anything in common. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
Oh, yeah, if you want to send people to sleep. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
Yeah? It worked for me. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
So, Lexy, what do you do? | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
And how come we haven't seen you before? | 0:25:49 | 0:25:51 | |
Oh, I'm a doctor in A&E at Queen's. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:53 | |
I work a lot. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:54 | |
I virtually lived there when I was training. | 0:25:54 | 0:25:56 | |
You got Friday night, Chundering Piss-Artist Brigade. | 0:25:56 | 0:25:59 | |
Must've been before my time, or I'd remember you. | 0:25:59 | 0:26:02 | |
A doctor, hey? | 0:26:02 | 0:26:03 | |
That's a bit grown-up, isn't it? | 0:26:03 | 0:26:05 | |
Are you sure you want to live with these juvenile delinquents? | 0:26:05 | 0:26:08 | |
-Oi. -No, no, no, I'm not grown-up. | 0:26:08 | 0:26:09 | |
I'm only in it for the free drugs. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Speaking of which, I've brought Charlie along to help us celebrate. | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
-Anyone care to join us at the bogs? -Oh, I can't. | 0:26:14 | 0:26:16 | |
It's my first day of rehearsals tomorrow. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
-All right, you can count me in. -Yeah, and me. | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
Right then, I guess it's just me, | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
Frankie, Lexy and our soon-to-be-famous author then. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
-Let's go! -No, no way. | 0:26:26 | 0:26:28 | |
There's no way, Jay. | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
Ed, you lack confidence. | 0:26:35 | 0:26:39 | |
Is it any wonder when you're a drug refuser? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Believe me... | 0:26:46 | 0:26:48 | |
just ONCE in your life, you wanna feel this good. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:52 | |
What if something goes wrong? | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
-Huh? And I'm dead in the papers. -(LAUGHS) | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
You don't usually drop dead unless you have a heart condition. | 0:26:58 | 0:27:02 | |
And it's a fairly quick end. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
-Really? -Yeah. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:07 | |
You can trust her. She's a doctor. | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
KNOCKS ON DOOR | 0:27:11 | 0:27:12 | |
(LAUGHS) | 0:27:12 | 0:27:15 | |
That was me. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:16 | |
You look like you needed that. | 0:27:18 | 0:27:19 | |
Yeah, well, life seems that much better when you're off your tits. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:23 | |
(LAUGHS) | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
(WHISPERS) If I die, tell my parents it was peer pressure. | 0:27:25 | 0:27:29 | |
(ALL LAUGH) | 0:27:29 | 0:27:30 | |
You're losing your clip. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:20 | |
(BOTH LAUGH) | 0:28:42 | 0:28:43 | |
Um... | 0:28:43 | 0:28:45 | |
..look what I got. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:46 | |
What are they? | 0:28:46 | 0:28:48 | |
They're giving them out free at the bar. | 0:28:48 | 0:28:49 | |
Just don't let me drink them tonight. | 0:28:51 | 0:28:53 | |
This is absolutely my last beer. I refuse to be hung-over tomorrow. | 0:28:53 | 0:28:58 | |
Yeah, why don't I believe that? | 0:28:58 | 0:28:59 | |
Uh, pass me my coat. | 0:28:59 | 0:29:00 | |
So, what? You're gonna put them in your coat? | 0:29:02 | 0:29:04 | |
I'm gonna put them in my pocket. | 0:29:04 | 0:29:05 | |
-How long for? -Um, till Saturday. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:06 | |
-Till Saturday? -Yeah, yeah. | 0:29:06 | 0:29:08 | |
What? You're the one who said a couple of drinks would do me good. | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
(LAUGHS) Enjoy the honeymoon phase. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:13 | |
In a couple of months you could be griping just like this. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:16 | |
Nice. | 0:29:16 | 0:29:17 | |
Nah, me and Tess are gonna be in a constant state of harmony. | 0:29:17 | 0:29:20 | |
She's way too gorgeous to argue with. | 0:29:20 | 0:29:22 | |
-It's true. I am. -Mmm. | 0:29:22 | 0:29:25 | |
Oi, there's some of my team-mates. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:26 | |
Tigger! Badger! Over here. | 0:29:26 | 0:29:28 | |
-You play for a women's league? -Yeah, yeah, yeah. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
Give it a week I'm gonna get Tess in there. | 0:29:31 | 0:29:33 | |
Hey, you right? | 0:29:35 | 0:29:37 | |
We were just discussing the match tomorrow. | 0:29:37 | 0:29:38 | |
You guys are gonna get slaughtered. | 0:29:38 | 0:29:40 | |
You won't ever say that when we win. | 0:29:40 | 0:29:42 | |
Piss off. You're just jealous cos you got relegated. | 0:29:42 | 0:29:44 | |
Listen, give it a couple of weeks and we'll be back up there. | 0:29:44 | 0:29:47 | |
What are you laughing for? It's not funny. | 0:29:47 | 0:29:49 | |
Who do you support, Sam? | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
Uh, Bradford City. | 0:29:51 | 0:29:52 | |
TIGGER AND BADGER: Ooh! | 0:29:52 | 0:29:55 | |
-TESS: I like your necklace. -CAT: Sam got it for me on holiday. | 0:30:02 | 0:30:05 | |
TESS: What? | 0:30:05 | 0:30:06 | |
THEY are a bit laddy locker room, aren't they? | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
Not Fin, she's great. | 0:30:15 | 0:30:18 | |
Yeah, I just... | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
I wonder whether it matters that we're both so different. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
Do you think Lexy's gonna move in? | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
Not if Frankie's gonna sleep with her again. | 0:30:27 | 0:30:29 | |
-Again? -Yeah. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:33 | |
It turns out she was one of Frankie's hit-and-runs. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:36 | |
Oh. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:38 | |
She better not be bloody going home with her. | 0:30:38 | 0:30:41 | |
It'd be just like Frankie | 0:30:41 | 0:30:42 | |
to blow our chances of a decent flatmate for a quick shag. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:46 | |
(LOUDLY) All these blokes keep checking me out. | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
Look! | 0:30:48 | 0:30:50 | |
That one over there. | 0:30:50 | 0:30:51 | |
And that one. | 0:30:52 | 0:30:54 | |
Have drugs made you gay? | 0:30:55 | 0:30:57 | |
(ALL LAUGH) | 0:31:00 | 0:31:02 | |
You OK? | 0:31:06 | 0:31:08 | |
Yeah. | 0:31:08 | 0:31:10 | |
Just the usual girl-wants-girl, can't-have-girl bollocks. | 0:31:10 | 0:31:13 | |
-Someone I know? -Nope. | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
Christ, I hate coke. It always makes me spill my guts. | 0:31:17 | 0:31:20 | |
I did not tell you that. | 0:31:20 | 0:31:21 | |
My lips are sealed. | 0:31:21 | 0:31:23 | |
You know what they say. | 0:31:23 | 0:31:25 | |
The best way to get over one girl is to get under another. | 0:31:25 | 0:31:28 | |
No, I wasn't referring to myself. | 0:31:28 | 0:31:31 | |
No offence but, uh, I don't make the same mistake twice. | 0:31:31 | 0:31:36 | |
(CHUCKLES) None taken. | 0:31:36 | 0:31:40 | |
You're right. I generally am a mistake. | 0:31:40 | 0:31:42 | |
(LAUGHS) | 0:31:51 | 0:31:53 | |
So, the cop, Sam, does she go out with Cat? | 0:31:54 | 0:31:57 | |
Do you fancy Sam? | 0:32:00 | 0:32:01 | |
Oh, Jesus, that was me trying to be subtle. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
Yeah, they're together. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:07 | |
Although, I wouldn't let that put you off. | 0:32:07 | 0:32:10 | |
Relationships are just things people do before they fuck someone else. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:18 | |
Although, I wouldn't take my advice. I'm always pissing people off. | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
PUMPING DANCE MUSIC | 0:32:37 | 0:32:39 | |
Are you OK? | 0:33:19 | 0:33:21 | |
Yeah, no, I'm just really tired. Let's go. | 0:33:21 | 0:33:25 | |
OK. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:26 | |
Oh, I'm ready to hit the hay. | 0:33:48 | 0:33:51 | |
Getting too old for partying on a school night. | 0:33:51 | 0:33:53 | |
Hang your towel up in the bathroom on the way, will you? | 0:33:53 | 0:33:56 | |
Yeah, if you ask me nicely maybe. | 0:33:59 | 0:34:01 | |
I just wish you'd tidy up after yourself. | 0:34:01 | 0:34:04 | |
Bollocks! That's not what this is about. | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
You've been in a weird mood all night. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:08 | |
You're stressing about that bloody pitch and taking it out on me. | 0:34:08 | 0:34:12 | |
Well, you can argue with yourself, cos I'm going to bed. | 0:34:12 | 0:34:15 | |
That's the thing. It was offside. | 0:34:28 | 0:34:30 | |
I cannot believe you're saying that goal should have been allowed. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:33 | |
It was offside. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:34 | |
I know! | 0:34:34 | 0:34:37 | |
Then why are you arguing with me then? | 0:34:37 | 0:34:40 | |
That match last week was terrible. I was sick. | 0:34:40 | 0:34:43 | |
I cannot believe the way that Hearts are playing at the moment. | 0:34:43 | 0:34:47 | |
Do you know what I'm saying? | 0:34:47 | 0:34:48 | |
Sorry. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:09 | |
You're right. I was being a harpy. | 0:35:12 | 0:35:14 | |
You were a bit. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:17 | |
Quite a lovable one, though. | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
You'll be OK, you know? | 0:35:31 | 0:35:32 | |
As my dad always says, good things happen to good people. | 0:35:34 | 0:35:41 | |
I really fancy living in Merchant City. | 0:35:56 | 0:35:58 | |
My parents rent me this place on the South Sides. | 0:35:58 | 0:36:00 | |
I'd move but my mum's all like, "Janice, why waste money?" | 0:36:00 | 0:36:04 | |
"We give you a better deal." | 0:36:04 | 0:36:06 | |
She drives me nuts. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:07 | |
Whoa, you like your herbal teas, don't you? | 0:36:10 | 0:36:13 | |
Hibiscus and goji berry. | 0:36:13 | 0:36:16 | |
Who knew? | 0:36:16 | 0:36:18 | |
Beer? | 0:36:29 | 0:36:30 | |
Are we doing this or not? | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
Yeah, um, I think I've changed my mind. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
You're kidding, right? | 0:37:01 | 0:37:04 | |
Sorry. | 0:37:04 | 0:37:05 | |
It's not you. | 0:37:05 | 0:37:07 | |
I can call you a cab. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:09 | |
Don't bother. | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
Christ, one of these days I'll actually meet a lesbian | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
who isn't a total fuck-up. | 0:37:14 | 0:37:16 | |
DOOR CLOSES | 0:37:20 | 0:37:21 | |
My God. I feel like shit. | 0:37:34 | 0:37:38 | |
Why didn't you stop me from drinking so much? | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
Well, I was too busy getting wasted myself. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:44 | |
Besides, you were numbing yourself to all their football talk. | 0:37:45 | 0:37:50 | |
I don't want to go to the scary rehearsal. | 0:37:50 | 0:37:54 | |
You'll be fine. You deserve this. | 0:37:54 | 0:37:56 | |
And you'll nail it. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
Anyway, be thankful you have a job. | 0:38:00 | 0:38:02 | |
If my life gets any worse, I'll be joining the Hare Krishnas. | 0:38:02 | 0:38:05 | |
What is up with you? | 0:38:05 | 0:38:06 | |
Nothing. Everything. This bill. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
That we should... we should ask Lexy to move in. | 0:38:10 | 0:38:12 | |
It's a no-brainer. | 0:38:12 | 0:38:14 | |
What's the problem? I thought you liked her. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:18 | |
Yeah, it's a good idea. | 0:38:18 | 0:38:19 | |
Unless you were intending to sleep with her again. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:24 | |
Tess, it was one fuck. I fuck a lot of people. | 0:38:24 | 0:38:26 | |
Yeah, well, you seemed pretty pally last night | 0:38:26 | 0:38:28 | |
and, you know, she's really nice. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:30 | |
I could see why you might go there again. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
Seems like it's me that should be worried. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
Worried about what? | 0:38:34 | 0:38:36 | |
Nothing. All right, I need to get ready. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:39 | |
You're going to help me choose what to wear. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:41 | |
Should I call her, then? | 0:38:41 | 0:38:43 | |
-Yeah, good idea. -Yeah. | 0:38:43 | 0:38:46 | |
I'll cook tonight. | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
You can play hostess with the mostest. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
I asked Ryder to come for dinner with his new girlfriend, remember? | 0:39:06 | 0:39:09 | |
This evening. | 0:39:09 | 0:39:11 | |
Oh, Cat. We blew him out before we went away. | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
I can't cancel again. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:15 | |
But don't worry. It'll be really low-key. | 0:39:15 | 0:39:17 | |
OK. | 0:39:17 | 0:39:19 | |
OK. Right, I'm going. You coming? | 0:39:19 | 0:39:21 | |
No, I've a couple of things to do here before I go. | 0:39:21 | 0:39:24 | |
OK. See you later. | 0:39:24 | 0:39:25 | |
-See you. -Bye, gorgeous. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:26 | |
I look like one of the Waltons. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
Nah, you look good, babe. | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
(SIGHS) | 0:39:41 | 0:39:42 | |
Tina got so pissed last night she lost one of her shoes. | 0:39:42 | 0:39:45 | |
This looked good in the shop but it was a mistake, wasn't it? | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
Um, do you think you could stop texting your mates and help me? | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
I've been waiting for weeks for this to start. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
I'm sorry. I'm putting the phone down. | 0:39:59 | 0:40:01 | |
Stop panicking. | 0:40:01 | 0:40:04 | |
(SIGHS) Why do we have to have a new director? | 0:40:04 | 0:40:07 | |
-What if he doesn't like me? He might recast. -Don't be silly. | 0:40:07 | 0:40:10 | |
Look, how hard can it be? | 0:40:10 | 0:40:12 | |
All you gotta do is go in there and say a few lines. | 0:40:12 | 0:40:14 | |
Thanks. Acting does take some skill, you know. | 0:40:14 | 0:40:18 | |
I'm joking! I'm just trying to cheer you up. | 0:40:18 | 0:40:21 | |
Sorry. | 0:40:21 | 0:40:22 | |
Listen, whatever happens, I still think you're hot. | 0:40:22 | 0:40:25 | |
Fin, Fin! | 0:40:30 | 0:40:31 | |
Look, for once in my life, | 0:40:31 | 0:40:32 | |
I'm gonna be 10 minutes early for rehearsal, OK? | 0:40:32 | 0:40:36 | |
OK. | 0:40:36 | 0:40:38 | |
Hi, I'm Tess Roberts, playing Sonya. | 0:40:48 | 0:40:53 | |
Tess. I'm Tess. I'm playing Sonya. | 0:40:53 | 0:40:56 | |
Tess Roberts. Tess Roberts, playing Sonya. | 0:40:56 | 0:41:00 | |
Oh, fuck. | 0:41:00 | 0:41:01 | |
PLAYS NOTE | 0:41:01 | 0:41:02 | |
Hi. | 0:42:02 | 0:42:03 | |
(SOFTLY) Did Alistair mention when Winrow and Baines would be in touch? | 0:42:14 | 0:42:17 | |
I don't know. | 0:42:17 | 0:42:19 | |
Are you all right? | 0:42:22 | 0:42:23 | |
-Do you think Frankie went home with Lexy last night? -I don't know. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:30 | |
Is that what's bothering you? | 0:42:30 | 0:42:32 | |
I thought you were happy with Sam. | 0:42:32 | 0:42:34 | |
I am happy. | 0:42:34 | 0:42:36 | |
She's beautiful and kind and I don't want to lose her. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
Look... | 0:42:38 | 0:42:40 | |
I feel bad saying this, right, Frankie's my mate, but... | 0:42:41 | 0:42:44 | |
..she's not exactly the most reliable, is she? | 0:42:45 | 0:42:48 | |
Do you think I wouldn't have put her behind me if I could? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:52 | |
What would you do? | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
You're asking me? (LAUGHS) | 0:42:54 | 0:42:57 | |
All right, well, I'd... | 0:42:57 | 0:42:59 | |
I'd probably keep shagging them both | 0:42:59 | 0:43:02 | |
and make a great, big mess. | 0:43:02 | 0:43:04 | |
But then, I can always be relied upon to do the wrong thing. | 0:43:04 | 0:43:07 | |
Who's that? | 0:43:16 | 0:43:17 | |
WOMAN: Someone pretty sozzled by the looks of things. | 0:43:17 | 0:43:21 | |
You don't think she's homeless, do you? | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
She might have snuck in here. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:26 | |
Actually, it's Tess. | 0:43:26 | 0:43:28 | |
Tess Roberts. She's playing Sonya. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:30 | |
Tess. | 0:43:30 | 0:43:32 | |
Tess! | 0:43:33 | 0:43:34 | |
What? | 0:43:34 | 0:43:35 | |
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. | 0:43:40 | 0:43:43 | |
I got here earlier. I must have, um, drifted off. | 0:43:43 | 0:43:46 | |
Are these yours? | 0:43:47 | 0:43:50 | |
Yes. Yeah. I got them free at a club last night. | 0:43:50 | 0:43:53 | |
I tend to discourage alcohol in rehearsals. | 0:43:53 | 0:43:55 | |
No, no, no, I wasn't drinking them. Honestly. | 0:43:57 | 0:44:00 | |
They were in my pocket. | 0:44:00 | 0:44:02 | |
Um... | 0:44:02 | 0:44:04 | |
..I'll just... BOTTLES CLINK | 0:44:04 | 0:44:06 | |
OK. | 0:44:06 | 0:44:08 | |
Well, um, let's get some tea and let's get started. | 0:44:08 | 0:44:12 | |
OK. Sorry. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:14 | |
These things are so nerve-racking. | 0:44:19 | 0:44:21 | |
I always like a little tipple beforehand. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:24 | |
Oh, no, no, no. I wasn't drinking them, honestly. | 0:44:24 | 0:44:27 | |
Oh, I believe you. Thousands wouldn't. | 0:44:27 | 0:44:30 | |
MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:44:34 | 0:44:35 | |
OK, I thought I'd get the four of you in on your own, | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
because you'll be working together a lot. | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS Excuse me. I'm sorry. | 0:45:02 | 0:45:06 | |
Hi. I'm in rehearsal. | 0:45:06 | 0:45:08 | |
Just a minute. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:11 | |
Um...why don't you all introduce yourselves? | 0:45:11 | 0:45:15 | |
You know what? I don't think you left the gas on. | 0:45:15 | 0:45:18 | |
Because you always think that but you never have... | 0:45:18 | 0:45:20 | |
All right, I'll kick off, shall I? | 0:45:20 | 0:45:23 | |
Um, I'm Nora. | 0:45:23 | 0:45:26 | |
Although you might have known me as Angela from Cardiac Care. | 0:45:26 | 0:45:30 | |
Um, although I have escaped telly. | 0:45:30 | 0:45:33 | |
And I've been giving my Hedda at the National. | 0:45:33 | 0:45:35 | |
Timothy here was my rather fantastic Lovborg. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:40 | |
Oh, please. You acted us all off the stage. | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
Nora was wonderful. | 0:45:42 | 0:45:43 | |
Stop it! I did not! | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
I'm not the one who's just been nominated for a Spanish BAFTA, | 0:45:45 | 0:45:49 | |
you talented bastard. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
-Didn't I see you in The Seagull? -Probably. | 0:45:51 | 0:45:54 | |
For the last eight years, I've played every weathered drunk going. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:58 | |
I'm not complaining. | 0:45:58 | 0:45:59 | |
Cuts down on the need for research. | 0:45:59 | 0:46:01 | |
What about you, Tess? | 0:46:01 | 0:46:04 | |
Have you done much theatre? | 0:46:04 | 0:46:07 | |
Ah, no, not really. | 0:46:08 | 0:46:11 | |
Mainly bits of telly, Casualty, The Bill, nothing very exciting. | 0:46:11 | 0:46:14 | |
I've got a friend who was in The Bill, maybe you know him, Johnny Stevens? | 0:46:14 | 0:46:18 | |
I wasn't in it for very long. I only had a tiny part, so... | 0:46:18 | 0:46:21 | |
Go on, amuse us. What were your lines? | 0:46:21 | 0:46:25 | |
Oh, I can't really remember. | 0:46:25 | 0:46:28 | |
Don't be a spoilsport, of course you can. | 0:46:28 | 0:46:30 | |
Ah, well, it wasn't really... | 0:46:32 | 0:46:35 | |
lines as such. | 0:46:35 | 0:46:37 | |
It was more like a noise. | 0:46:37 | 0:46:39 | |
Well, like an exhalation of air. | 0:46:41 | 0:46:44 | |
Um... | 0:46:45 | 0:46:47 | |
I was a corpse that they found in the river. | 0:46:48 | 0:46:50 | |
And when they pulled me out, I made like a... (EXHALES) ..sound. | 0:46:50 | 0:46:56 | |
Because corpses have air in them. | 0:47:01 | 0:47:04 | |
I've played a few corpses in my time. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:09 | |
If I've had a bit of a night beforehand, | 0:47:09 | 0:47:11 | |
they don't even need to bother with make-up. | 0:47:11 | 0:47:13 | |
-(LAUGHS) -Well. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:15 | |
Well done, you. | 0:47:15 | 0:47:17 | |
From corpse to Sonya in one fell swoop, that is... | 0:47:17 | 0:47:21 | |
that is quite an achievement. | 0:47:21 | 0:47:24 | |
You must be thrilled. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:25 | |
Right, sorry about that. | 0:47:27 | 0:47:28 | |
Um...let's get going. | 0:47:28 | 0:47:30 | |
I thought we'd start by looking at what the play means to us all. | 0:47:30 | 0:47:36 | |
This was at reception for you. | 0:47:39 | 0:47:41 | |
Do you reckon he's talking to them now? | 0:47:42 | 0:47:44 | |
I don't know. Let's hope so. | 0:47:44 | 0:47:47 | |
What is that? | 0:47:54 | 0:47:55 | |
Oh, it's nothing. | 0:47:55 | 0:47:58 | |
Here he comes. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
Ah. Excellent news. | 0:48:00 | 0:48:02 | |
Winrow and Baines, they LOVED your pitch. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:05 | |
We're on board! | 0:48:05 | 0:48:07 | |
RELIEVED EXHALATION | 0:48:07 | 0:48:08 | |
They thought you were, um, "impressively eccentric." | 0:48:08 | 0:48:12 | |
What did they mean by that? | 0:48:12 | 0:48:13 | |
Oh, I threw in a few jokes. You know what I'm like, Alistair. | 0:48:13 | 0:48:16 | |
Made it a bit humorous. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:18 | |
-Yeah. -Yeah, well. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:20 | |
Whatever. We've got the work. | 0:48:20 | 0:48:22 | |
That's the important thing. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:24 | |
-Congratulations. -Thank you. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:26 | |
Now, Jay, I want you to liaise with them direct. | 0:48:26 | 0:48:29 | |
Cat, you work up to Jay. | 0:48:29 | 0:48:31 | |
And well done! | 0:48:31 | 0:48:33 | |
What? | 0:48:34 | 0:48:36 | |
I can't help it if he recognises my superior talents. | 0:48:36 | 0:48:39 | |
It's not actually funny, Jay, it's discrimination. | 0:48:39 | 0:48:42 | |
All right, well, don't take it out on me. | 0:48:42 | 0:48:44 | |
Make a complaint. Or talk to him. | 0:48:44 | 0:48:46 | |
Actually, you know what? It doesn't matter. | 0:48:46 | 0:48:48 | |
Fuck it! Fuck him. I don't give a shit anymore. | 0:48:48 | 0:48:52 | |
I think we've covered enough ground for today. | 0:48:59 | 0:49:01 | |
See you back here, ah, same time tomorrow. | 0:49:01 | 0:49:03 | |
MOBILE PHONE RINGS | 0:49:03 | 0:49:05 | |
HALF-HEARTED APPLAUSE Hi. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:07 | |
Um, what sort of sound? | 0:49:08 | 0:49:11 | |
No, no, no, no, no. I'm sure it'll be fine. | 0:49:11 | 0:49:14 | |
No. No-one's ever died by using a microwave, no. | 0:49:14 | 0:49:19 | |
It is such a pain. I still get all this fan mail from Cardiac Care. | 0:49:19 | 0:49:23 | |
I've had it up to here with signing photos. | 0:49:23 | 0:49:25 | |
Jesus, why didn't anyone tell me I look such a fright? | 0:49:25 | 0:49:28 | |
Don't be ridiculous. You look as gorgeous as ever. | 0:49:28 | 0:49:31 | |
Don't worry, don't worry. | 0:49:31 | 0:49:33 | |
My hair always goes a bit Noel Edmonds when I've been in the rain. | 0:49:33 | 0:49:36 | |
I wasn't in the rain. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:38 | |
-I'm walking into town. Are you coming? -Mm-hm. | 0:49:40 | 0:49:43 | |
Shit! Do you think I really offended her? | 0:49:45 | 0:49:48 | |
Oh, I wouldn't worry. She's just a typical wacktress. | 0:49:48 | 0:49:51 | |
-What? -Wacky actress. | 0:49:51 | 0:49:55 | |
-Oh. -I'd suggest we go for a drink | 0:49:55 | 0:49:57 | |
but seeing as my wife has run off with a baby-faced ham, | 0:49:57 | 0:50:00 | |
I've gotta go and buy a fucking duvet. | 0:50:00 | 0:50:02 | |
-See you tomorrow. -Bye. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:05 | |
-Jay. -Mm-hm... | 0:50:35 | 0:50:37 | |
If Alistair asks, I have a hospital appointment. | 0:50:37 | 0:50:40 | |
What are you up to? | 0:50:40 | 0:50:41 | |
I thought I'd try doing the wrong thing for a change. | 0:50:41 | 0:50:44 | |
I bet it wasn't as bad as you think it was. | 0:50:46 | 0:50:49 | |
How is my co-workers thinking I'm a loser, | 0:50:49 | 0:50:51 | |
rude and drunk, not as bad as I think? | 0:50:51 | 0:50:54 | |
Well, loads of great actors are alcoholics. | 0:50:54 | 0:50:57 | |
(LAUGHS) That's not funny. | 0:50:57 | 0:51:00 | |
It made you smile though, didn't it? | 0:51:00 | 0:51:01 | |
-Come here. -(SIGHS) | 0:51:01 | 0:51:03 | |
Listen... | 0:51:04 | 0:51:06 | |
I'm so looking forward to chilling out. | 0:51:06 | 0:51:09 | |
DOOR BUZZES | 0:51:10 | 0:51:13 | |
That's gonna be the girls. | 0:51:13 | 0:51:14 | |
Listen, you don't mind, do you? They really want to get to know you. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:18 | |
Plus, they're a right laugh. | 0:51:18 | 0:51:20 | |
DOOR OPENS All right, girls? | 0:51:20 | 0:51:22 | |
Something smells good. | 0:51:23 | 0:51:24 | |
-Hi, Tess, how's it going? -Hey, Tess. | 0:51:24 | 0:51:26 | |
I didn't think you were a football fan. | 0:51:26 | 0:51:28 | |
Oh, I'm... | 0:51:28 | 0:51:29 | |
Sometimes I, uh... | 0:51:29 | 0:51:31 | |
What you cooking, Fin? | 0:51:31 | 0:51:33 | |
-How's rehearsals? -Good, yeah. | 0:51:33 | 0:51:35 | |
Does anyone need a bottle-opener? | 0:51:35 | 0:51:37 | |
SIREN WAILS | 0:51:40 | 0:51:43 | |
Didn't expect to hear from you so soon. | 0:51:53 | 0:51:55 | |
Did you go home with Lexy last night? | 0:51:55 | 0:51:57 | |
What do you care? | 0:51:57 | 0:51:59 | |
You know I do. | 0:51:59 | 0:52:01 | |
If you must know, I went home with someone else. | 0:52:04 | 0:52:06 | |
But I couldn't go through with it. | 0:52:08 | 0:52:11 | |
I can't leave Sam. | 0:52:14 | 0:52:16 | |
Yeah, you told me that yesterday. | 0:52:17 | 0:52:19 | |
We could still see each other. | 0:52:19 | 0:52:21 | |
If you want me, | 0:52:23 | 0:52:25 | |
this is the way you can have me until I've worked out what to do. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:27 | |
So I'm supposed to sit on the sidelines | 0:52:29 | 0:52:32 | |
while you continue to fuck your wife? | 0:52:32 | 0:52:34 | |
Forget it. It was a stupid idea. | 0:52:34 | 0:52:36 | |
Wait. | 0:52:40 | 0:52:42 | |
Someone might come down here. | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
It's half the buzz, isn't it? | 0:52:51 | 0:52:53 | |
I seem to remember you always liked the idea of being caught. | 0:52:53 | 0:52:55 | |
Oh, fuck that. | 0:53:01 | 0:53:04 | |
Just fuck me. | 0:53:04 | 0:53:05 | |
We can eat now, if you don't want to wait. | 0:53:18 | 0:53:20 | |
No. You're all right. | 0:53:20 | 0:53:21 | |
Yeah? | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
FOOTBALL GAME PLAYS ON TV They're doing OK. | 0:53:29 | 0:53:32 | |
They keep getting taken out by the defence. | 0:53:32 | 0:53:34 | |
Come on. | 0:53:34 | 0:53:35 | |
FIN: Oh! Oh! | 0:53:35 | 0:53:37 | |
ALL BARRACK AND CHEER | 0:53:40 | 0:53:41 | |
ALL GROAN | 0:53:41 | 0:53:43 | |
-See! -See what I mean? | 0:53:43 | 0:53:44 | |
ALL CHEER LOUDLY | 0:53:46 | 0:53:49 | |
CLOSES DOOR Hi. Sorry I'm late. | 0:54:07 | 0:54:09 | |
I got held up on some work calls. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:10 | |
I have been phoning your mobile. | 0:54:10 | 0:54:12 | |
It's out of juice. | 0:54:12 | 0:54:13 | |
Um, Josie, Cat. | 0:54:13 | 0:54:15 | |
-Cat, Josie. -Hi. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:16 | |
I'm just gonna freshen up and I'll be out in one minute. | 0:54:16 | 0:54:19 | |
JOSIE: This is a great place. Do you own it? | 0:54:23 | 0:54:26 | |
No, it's rented. | 0:54:26 | 0:54:27 | |
So you two are thinking of buying together? | 0:54:27 | 0:54:30 | |
-Yeah, maybe. -It's a bit soon for... | 0:54:30 | 0:54:32 | |
-Maybe. -..for that. | 0:54:32 | 0:54:33 | |
Sam said you've been chasing some big contract at work. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:39 | |
Yeah, we just found out today. We got it. | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
They're throwing a lot of money at a new development in Partick. | 0:54:41 | 0:54:44 | |
That is fantastic. Why didn't you say? | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
Because Jay's been put in charge of it. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
Oh. Shit, I'm sorry, Cat. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:53 | |
No, I've decided to take a whole new approach. | 0:54:53 | 0:54:56 | |
Doing the right thing gets me nowhere, | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
so I've decide not to give a shit anymore. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:00 | |
We're out of wine. Anyone else want some more? | 0:55:00 | 0:55:03 | |
-I'm OK, I've got to work tomorrow. -Me too. | 0:55:03 | 0:55:04 | |
All the more for me then. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
She doesn't get on with the boss. | 0:55:12 | 0:55:14 | |
SAM KNOCKS SOFTLY Cat? | 0:55:40 | 0:55:43 | |
Cat, are you OK? | 0:55:57 | 0:55:58 | |
Might have drunk a bit too much. | 0:56:04 | 0:56:06 | |
Oh, Alistair is a prick. | 0:56:06 | 0:56:08 | |
You shouldn't let him make you so miserable. | 0:56:08 | 0:56:11 | |
-Sam... -Yeah. | 0:56:11 | 0:56:14 | |
..I love you. | 0:56:18 | 0:56:20 | |
I know. | 0:56:20 | 0:56:21 |