Wed, 25 Jan 2017 Pobol y Cwm

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-Hey, that's wonky.

-It's bunting.

-It's meant to be wonky.

-Can I go now, please?

-Can I go now, please?

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-No! There's too much to do.

-They'll be here by seven.

-Do you mind that Sion and Gwyneth

-are contestants?

-I'm gutted I won't see them

-making fools of themselves.

-Oh, Cadno and Eifion aren't coming.

-Sorry?

-Eifion phoned last night.

-Cadno doesn't want to do it.

-Why didn't you tell me?

-Why didn't you tell me?

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-I thought I had.

-Two couples are enough.

-Two couples are enough.

-

-No, they're not.

-If you'd helped me with the

-arrangements you'd know that.

-Britt, could you and Colin..?

-Britt, could you and Colin..?

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-No way.

-Garry could babysit for you.

-Garry could babysit for you.

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-No, I said.

-Here he is now, Colin.

-"The toilet isn't flushing.

-"Can you come over and check it

-before I phone Iolo?"

-That's romantic, isn't it?!

-You're not going now, are you?

-You're not going now, are you?

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-Yes.

-Come back as soon as possible.

-There's a lot to do.

-Right, you carry on decorating.

-I won't be long.

-Where are you going?

-I'm going to find another couple.

-I'll start with Sheryl.

-Is it too early for a pint?

-For you, yes.

-But not for me.

-Come on. I have to be back

-at school in 15 minutes.

-If you answered your phone I

-wouldn't have to drag you out here.

-I've been busy.

-What's so important then?

-Ed and Sioned.

-Ed and Sioned.

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-Not this again.

-He's not abusing her.

-You were convinced last week.

-You were convinced last week.

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-I was wrong. Ed's the victim.

-Don't you think you should

-take a step back from all this?

-What?

-You're a bit obsessed.

-Ed and Sioned is all

-you've talked about for weeks.

-No, listen. I saw it all.

-She attacked him.

-She said it was self-defence,

-but I know.

-She's lying.

-She's lying.

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-You believed her last week.

-You can't interfere in their lives

-and make accusations like this.

-Leave them alone. OK?

-Tyler...

-Just keep an eye out.

-What degree did I do at university?

-What degree did I do at university?

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-Welsh.

-And?

-Politics?

-Politics?

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-Welsh History.

-Ask me another.

-Ask me another.

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-What's my favourite food?

-Sunday lunch.

-Croque monsieur.

-Isn't that a cheese toastie?

-Don't you listen to a word I say?

-A black Americano to take out,

-please?

-Alright.

-I've been trying to phone you.

-You didn't answer.

-The phone was on silent.

-I was worried, Ed.

-I thought you'd...

-I'm sorry. I should have told you

-I was going out.

-Are you going to tell me

-where you've been?

-Happy St Dwynwen's Day, love!

-I feel terrible now.

-There was no need.

-Of course there was.

-You deserve it.

-Thanks for being a perfect wife.

-Some of us are trying to eat!

-Don't you have a bedroom upstairs?

-There you are.

-My favourite couple in the world.

-I need another couple to take part

-in this Mr and Mrs contest tonight.

-What do you think, Ed?

-It sounds great. We're bound to win.

-We'll see about that.

-Save the fighting talk for later.

-The Deri by 7 o'clock.

-You'd better start practising.

-There's no rush,

-considering how much you know.

-This is your chance

-to prove yourself.

-Lovely. Beautiful.

-So you've made a gift

-instead of buying one, have you?

-Yes.

-There's nothing wrong with that.

-No. It's more personal.

-Well, that's one word for it.

-I was going to use stingy.

-Mam will love it.

-I hope so. She'll be here now,

-so you'd better get back to school.

-I'm willing to go for a tenner.

-What? I'm not paying you

-to go back to school.

-I'm not feeling well.

-Maybe I should stay home.

-So there we are.

-If you want to see us snogging

-and kissing on the sofa...

-OK, you're minging.

-And you're a hindrance.

-And you're a hindrance.

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-She's coming, Chester. Come on.

-Hey, what are you doing home?

-And you as well.

-And what's this ribbon?

-Col?

-Britt.

-Happy St Dwynwen's Day.

-Um...

-Colin,

-this must have taken you ages.

-Well,

-Catrin gave me a helping hand.

-Sorry I haven't bought anything,

-but...

-Don't apologize. This is perfect.

-Thank you, Colin.

-I feel terrible now because

-I haven't bought you anything.

-Oh.

-Isn't that plunger for me?!

-I brought this

-to sort out the toilet.

-Oh, yes. Well, about that, um...

-That was an excuse to get me home,

-wasn't it?

-I'll have to keep an eye on you,

-Colin Evans.

-Good!

-OK. Who was my first snog?

-I don't know.

-I've discussed this with you.

-I opened my heart to you

-and you haven't been listening.

-OK. Stephanie?

-Melanie, actually.

-She was really fit too.

-How many tries did I score

-in my first rugby match?

-Four.

-None. I went off

-in the first five minutes.

-I opened my heart to you there!

-It's like we don't listen

-to each other.

-We don't have much hope of winning

-tonight. We're to self-obsessed.

-Beating Gwyneth and Dad

-is all that matters.

-And if we don't?

-And if we don't?

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-Divorce.

-I don't care. I'll phone Melanie.

-My favourite film?

-My favourite film?

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-Green Mile.

-Rocky, the first one.

-My favourite food.

-Chicken fried rice,

-curry sauce and prawn crackers.

-I don't want people to know that.

-Say something like seafood paella.

-It makes me sound more classy.

-If I was an animal,

-what would I be?

-A monkey.

-A monkey? That's what you

-think of me, is it?

-No.

-No.

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-What are you doing?

-I wasn't going to hurt you.

-I thought we'd sorted this.

-Come here.

-You're going to be great tonight.

-Right, are we ready?

-Yes.

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-I didn't expect you to compete

-in contests of this sort.

-It's hardly your kind of thing,

-is it?

-What, St Dwynwen's Day? Of course

-it is. Sion loves Welsh events.

-And he loves me.

-Oh, something happens to people

-on days like this.

-Another glass of wine, please, Dani.

-I think I'll have a large

-vodka tonic. You?

-A pint then.

-No, no, an orange juice.

-I want to keep my head clear.

-I've placed a bet on you winning,

-so if you lose I want a fiver.

-Just give it to her now.

-Two pints and...

-Two secs.

-I've only got one pair of hands.

-I've only got one pair of hands.

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-Isn't Mathew working tonight?

-He'll be here soon.

-I hope you're all ready for some

-competition. We're here to win.

-It's supposed to be a bit of fun.

-It's nice doing something together.

-BELL

-Come on, Mathew!

-Everybody's waiting.

-I don't know why you're laughing

-because I like it!

-Do you know where your mother is?

-Yes.

-She's left you for a younger model.

-Shut up, Chester.

-He's winding you up.

-Yes, I guessed that.

-Just because he hasn't

-got a girlfriend, unlike us.

-You've got a girlfriend?

-A boyfriend. Saeed.

-Whoa, now! You're too young

-to have a boyfriend.

-Maybe I'll have a word with him.

-No. Tell him.

-No. No, Chester's right.

-Maybe I should go over, you know,

-and have a chat with his father.

-Uncle Garry could come too.

-No. Please, don't.

-I really like him and maybe...

-You're so annoying!

-Hey, alright?

-I've been feeling guilty all day,

-so...

-A ukulele.

-Thanks very much. Great.

-You didn't have to spend so much.

-No, I got a bargain.

-I thought you could play us

-a few songs.

-What was your band called?

-The Cards?

-The Covers.

-Oh, I can't wait to arrange a gig.

-You do like it, do you?

-You do like it, do you?

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-I love it. Thanks.

-Who wants another cuppa?

-Yes, go on then.

-Have you eaten?

-Give Sion and Gwyneth a clap.

-A very decent score

-of six out of ten.

-Congratulations. Well done you.

-I told you I listen

-more than you think.

-You've been revising.

-The next couple to be questioned...

-..Ed and Sioned.

-Sioned, come with me to answer

-the secret questions.

-I'm quite nervous.

-It's only a bit of fun.

-It's only a bit of fun.

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-I don't want to let Sioned down.

-Look, I saw Kelly earlier.

-Don't tell me she was gossiping

-about Sioned and me.

-She seems to be obsessed with us.

-Making up stories, spouting

-all sorts of silly comments.

-I think she's got a screw loose.

-She's always looking

-for a story and drama.

-That's how she is.

-I expected better of you.

-I thought the Deri would be a haven

-to escape St Dwynwen nonsense.

-I'll do anything for money.

-If I can have your attention.

-I've got Sioned's answers.

-Now, let's see if Ed knows her

-as well as he thinks. Are you ready?

-Yes.

-What would be Sioned's

-ideal holiday location?

-Bora Bora.

-Correct.

-But for an extra point, why?

-She fell in love with the place...

-..when she saw

-that the Kardashians had been there.

-Correct.

-Come on. Just one tune.

-Come on. Just one tune.

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-Not now. Dinner's almost ready.

-Do you know

-any songs by One Direction?

-No, thank goodness.

-No, only the um...

-..the classics.

-What classics?

-Not now, he said.

-Go and do your homework.

-We haven't had dinner yet.

-I'll give you a shout

-when it's ready. Off you go.

-You don't like it, do you?

-It's not that.

-Oh, I've bought the wrong one.

-No. I love it.

-But, um...

-..I have no idea how to play it.

-The tambourine was my instrument

-in the band.

-I knew there was something.

-You made it sound

-as if you were a rock star.

-I was. I was, right.

-The tambourine can be cool too.

-What?

-Yes, as cool as Aaron's recorder!

-Finally, what does Sioned do

-when she's angry?

-Oh, Kelly. Better late than never.

-It's the last question.

-What does she do when she's angry?

-I can help with that question.

-I don't think I need your help,

-thanks.

-She goes shopping.

-She goes shopping.

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-Correct.

-I think we can all agree that these

-two know each other quite well.

-Congratulations, Ed and Sioned!

-He's scared of her.

-He's shaking in his boots while

-he's kissing her! Stop this, Kelly.

-No way.

-We'll have a five minute break...

-..before we go to our final couple,

-Iolo and Tyler.

-I need a pint.

-I'm sweating like a pig.

-You look quite sexy in that.

-Do I? Maybe it's worth it then.

-It must be hard coming to something

-like this when you're single.

-I know.

-I'm sure you'll find someone.

-Just like I found Ed.

-It's been great since that day.

-Listen, I don't want you

-talking to Sioned.

-Don't worry. I didn't say anything.

-I wouldn't

-because I'm on your side.

-Why are you so obsessed with us?

-Are you jealous?

-You confessed all to me.

-I didn't say anything. And even

-if I did, no-one will believe you.

-I'm happy with Sioned and everyone

-here tonight has seen that.

-So leave us alone.

-Hiya.

-Do you want another vodka tonic?

-I'll get these.

-You've already beaten us

-and we haven't been up yet!

-Favourite food. I don't know.

-Chinese?

-It's you that likes Chinese.

-No. The right answer is steak.

-What? You never want one

-when I offer to cook you one.

-Because you cook it

-until it's black!

-It doesn't make sense

-to have blood on a plate!

-Alright, alright, Grandma!

-Well done, boys. A very respectable

-score of five out of ten.

-Well done.

-You need to phone Melanie!

-I don't think

-we need to count up the points.

-The obvious winners tonight are...

-Drum roll, please.

-Sioned and Ed! Congratulations!

-Well done you.

-You've won

-a professional photoshoot.

-Although,

-you don't need a professional...

-..to make you look beautiful!

-Not Sioned, maybe,

-but I'm happy to accept any help.

-Do you want me to open it?

-Do you want me to open it?

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-No. We'll celebrate at home.

-Dan, did we have to be so generous?

-A bottle would have been enough.

-Don't dare grumble or I'll be

-asking where my present is. OK?

-Come on. It's obvious what it is.

-Bing Bong?

-Bing Bong! No, no, no.

-# Three blind mice

-# See how they run #

-That's the worst version

-I've ever heard.

-I'm useless.

-You're not useless.

-You've wasted your money.

-I can't do it. I'm a failure.

-No, you're not.

-How difficult can it be?

-A bit of practice and you'll be

-a rock star by next Christmas.

-I don't think so.

-I just want, um...

-To throw in the towel?

-It's not a towel!

-Come on. Give it another go.

-For me. Please?

-Yes, alright. For you.

-And I can tell everyone

-in Cwmderi...

-..that I'm going out

-with George Formby then!

-George Formby?!

-Don't be so soft. He played a banjo.

-Oh. See? You know the difference.

-That's a start.

-I was really proud of you tonight.

-I knew we'd win

-because we're perfect...

-..and we proved that

-to everyone tonight.

-What are you doing?

-It's time for us to celebrate

-like a perfect couple.

-You're not leaving now, are you?

-You're not leaving now, are you?

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-Yes.

-I've got another day

-of job hunting tomorrow.

-Hey, thanks.

-I had a laugh tonight.

-You don't think I'd let a pretty

-girl walk home alone, do you?

-This pretty girl doesn't need

-anyone to walk her home.

-But what if I want to?

-Come on.

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