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-Bob loves you, you know. -And I love him. | 0:00:19 | 0:00:23 | |
-No more secrets? -No more secrets. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:25 | |
Tattie, will you marry me? | 0:00:25 | 0:00:28 | |
Maybe you could help me out. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Tell me about the area. I'm guessing you're a lady that's in the know. | 0:00:31 | 0:00:35 | |
We're done, I'm sick of the sight of you, | 0:00:35 | 0:00:37 | |
swanning about as if you're all that, well d'you know what, you're nothing! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:41 | |
Hi, police, please. | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
Aye, somebody's robbed my house. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
MUSIC: "Then He Kissed Me" by The Crystals | 0:01:04 | 0:01:06 | |
# Well, he walked up to me and he asked me if I wanted to dance | 0:01:06 | 0:01:11 | |
# He looked kinda nice... # | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
See you later! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:17 | |
# When he danced he held me tight | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
# And when he walked me home that night... # | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
Come on, man! You've got to keep your strength up today. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
-I'm not really that hungry, Jimmy. -Hey, make the most of it. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:38 | |
This is the last "man food" you're gonnae get for ages. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
From now on in, it's gonnae be muesli and yoghurt. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:47 | |
The condemned man is entitled to a last slap up meal before the gallows. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:52 | |
C'mon, Bobby. I'm your best man. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
You're supposed to laugh at my bad jokes. | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
Stop worrying! | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
Today's goin' to be a day | 0:02:02 | 0:02:03 | |
when you'll have drinks with your best mates and then you get to take the best looking bird home. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:08 | |
Aye. No, no, I can come out and collect it. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:18 | |
Are you sure? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
That's fantastic. You're a star. Thanks, darling. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
I found it, right where you said! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
-We could be sorted! -I hope so. He'll be so pleased. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
A charity shop suit? | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
Is it clean? Did somebody die in it? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
-Got to have all the traditions - something else borrowed! -Aye? | 0:02:36 | 0:02:39 | |
Like getting married in the pool room at the local pub. | 0:02:39 | 0:02:42 | |
-I'm surprised Wills and Kate didn't think about that one(!) -I want it back, mind! -Aye, that'll be right. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:47 | |
I gave them a bed for the night and look at my house now, it's like a refugee camp. | 0:02:47 | 0:02:51 | |
No space in my own home for poor little me. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
-Will you give it a rest, today? -Why, what's happening today? | 0:02:55 | 0:02:59 | |
Oh, of course, my son's trying to get one over Immigration, that's right. | 0:02:59 | 0:03:05 | |
SHE SPEAKS IN UKRAINIAN | 0:03:05 | 0:03:08 | |
Oh, sorry! | 0:03:08 | 0:03:09 | |
I mean, just think, Molly, this time tomorrow you'll be my granny. | 0:03:09 | 0:03:13 | |
You all right? | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
-Fine. -Heard you up and about in the middle of the night. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
I couldn't get to sleep for ages, man. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Kept thinking somebody was in the cupboard and freaked myself out. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:32 | |
Oops, sorry! | 0:03:34 | 0:03:36 | |
Morning. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
Oh, no! Not our photo as well. | 0:03:40 | 0:03:42 | |
Don't start! Your room didn't get trashed, did it? | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
-You checked your stuff? -Yeah. Nothing's been taken. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
-What did the police say? -Nothing much. They said it was probably just kids messing about. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:55 | |
They didn't even take anything. | 0:03:55 | 0:03:57 | |
None of us have got anything worth stealing. How sad is that? | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
It's not sad, it's creepy. | 0:04:00 | 0:04:02 | |
The thought of some stranger going through your stuff, it's as bad as it being stolen. | 0:04:02 | 0:04:07 | |
I just don't get why you'd break into somebody's house just to trash it up? | 0:04:07 | 0:04:11 | |
And why us? | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
Were there any other flats broken in to? | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
Nope, just ours. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
We should change the locks, I'll pick up a bolt for the door. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
Fine, on you go. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
-Next! -At last. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:33 | |
Are you OK? It's not as if you can throw up in peace around here. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
I'm fine. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:41 | |
It soon passes. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:43 | |
I feel sick and I'm not pregnant or getting married. | 0:04:44 | 0:04:48 | |
You think this is wrong. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
No. I think he's the nicest guy you've ever been with. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:59 | |
But I don't want you to get married just so we can stay here. | 0:04:59 | 0:05:01 | |
I mean I want to stay, | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
but I don't want you to sell your soul just so I can finish school in Scotland. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:08 | |
No, this is for me, too. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:13 | |
He's a good man and I do care for him, a lot. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:18 | |
Good. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Cos I do too. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
And I love our lives here. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:24 | |
I think we could be really happy, | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
all of us. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
You, me, Bob and... | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
Here, did you got Raymond's message, about Bob's big day? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:45 | |
-So, the whole event's taking place at the pub? -Aye. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
-What? -Annie did a bit of thinking while she was away and she's come back full of purpose. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:56 | |
Apparently, she's not making the most of herself in Shieldinch. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
Well, that's what a break away is supposed to do, refresh and re-inspire you. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:03 | |
I thought the whole point was to have a few sangrias and crash out in the sun. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:09 | |
-We need to get out of the rut. -But I like my rut. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:12 | |
You're supposed to be a writer! When did you last write anything? | 0:06:12 | 0:06:16 | |
She has got a point. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:18 | |
So, the whole wedding in the Pool Room? | 0:06:18 | 0:06:21 | |
The full shebang. Classy, eh? | 0:06:21 | 0:06:23 | |
Could be. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:26 | |
Girls didn't dress like that when I was 15. Thank heavens! | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
That thing should come with a health warning. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
See? No distractions, focused. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
That's how your dad passed all of his exams and became a doctor. | 0:06:34 | 0:06:38 | |
-And a grumpy old man. -Thanks for that. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
It was hard work, lads, but I was a teenager with a heart of steel and a will of iron. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:45 | |
I trust this birthday party is supervised? | 0:06:45 | 0:06:47 | |
Yes. Amy's parents'll be there. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
-And your project? -I've done it. Nearly. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
Oh, nearly? | 0:06:52 | 0:06:54 | |
Which translates to... no, you haven't done it. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
Your tutor wants it by end of play. | 0:06:57 | 0:06:58 | |
I'll finish it today. Cross my heart. | 0:06:58 | 0:07:00 | |
Quicker you get it done, the more time you'll have for Amy's party. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:04 | |
-And I won't be nagging you, so everyone's a winner. ..Morning! -Hey! | 0:07:04 | 0:07:08 | |
That's sweet. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:11 | |
Wow, you smell nice. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:13 | |
It's after shave. Like he needs to shave(!) | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
-It's fragrance for men. -Do they dilute it for wee boys(?) | 0:07:16 | 0:07:19 | |
Doesn't matter what it is. It smells great. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
And it's never too early for a man to take pride in his grooming. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:24 | |
-Nicole - project. -I'm going. | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
I know it's not fun but the extra work will be worth it. Believe me. | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
-Why smash our photo? -Why smash anything? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
It was there, like the glasses and CDs and everything else they broke. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:41 | |
I can get that photo framed from the beach, the one I took on the self-timer? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:46 | |
-That's for private viewing only! -Really? | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
I've got it as my Facebook profile! | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Oh, I've still got sand in my shoes! | 0:07:53 | 0:07:56 | |
Their holiday went well then, eh? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
I could be doing with that myself. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Holiday. Sunshine. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
Romance. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:15 | |
Are you going to tell me what the hell's wrong? | 0:08:18 | 0:08:20 | |
Iona, it's not the break-in, is it? | 0:08:22 | 0:08:24 | |
What, did Bob give you grief? | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
No, it's not that. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
Well, what's getting to you, then? | 0:08:30 | 0:08:31 | |
-You've got a face like a well skelpt... -You really want to know? | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
I'm asking. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:36 | |
I snogged Bob. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:39 | |
I snogged the groom the night before his wedding! | 0:08:39 | 0:08:43 | |
I thought I'd hit a low the night before, but last night I went for gold. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:46 | |
Iona., he's got a girlfriend! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-He's marrying her. -It didn't seem to bother him. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
-We kissed and then... -Then what? | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
And then...he ran away. | 0:08:56 | 0:08:59 | |
And now? | 0:08:59 | 0:09:01 | |
Today. | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
He's getting married. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
To her! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
It's like standing by and watching him throw himself under a train. | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
Right, stop there! Get in. I want details, beginning, middle and end! | 0:09:10 | 0:09:15 | |
That's 22 change. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:22 | |
Thanks. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:25 | |
So why now? | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
You've had plenty of chances with Bob and you choose the night before his wedding to actually go for it? | 0:09:31 | 0:09:36 | |
-It wasn't like that! It just happened, naturally. It was... -What? | 0:09:36 | 0:09:41 | |
The earth just tremored and you two lip-first into each other(?) | 0:09:41 | 0:09:46 | |
I can't explain it. | 0:09:46 | 0:09:48 | |
It meant something. | 0:09:48 | 0:09:50 | |
It was more than just a snog, a lot more. | 0:09:50 | 0:09:53 | |
So, on the basis of that kiss you're convinced that | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
the two of you are going to spend the rest of your lives together? | 0:09:57 | 0:10:00 | |
After everything you've been through? | 0:10:00 | 0:10:03 | |
-When you put it like that, it does sound a bit daft. -Daft? | 0:10:03 | 0:10:07 | |
Daft isn't even close, Iona. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:08 | |
Will you listen to yourself? | 0:10:08 | 0:10:11 | |
Except HE kissed ME. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
He kissed me the night before his wedding when he'd come over to bawl me out. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:20 | |
I can't just stand by and let him make the biggest mistake of his life. | 0:10:20 | 0:10:25 | |
-I've got to talk some sense into him. -No chance! You can't! | 0:10:25 | 0:10:29 | |
He can't just kiss me like that then go marry her! | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
I'm not letting him get married until I tell him how I feel. | 0:10:32 | 0:10:36 | |
Everybody's up there! | 0:10:36 | 0:10:37 | |
Right, I'll go and sort it out, you just stay where you are, all right? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
You know how important this year is, it's not just a repeat year, it's a chance to excel. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
Right, see you later. And put the dishes away! | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
This dress is sexy, sophisticated, and stylish! It is not sweet! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:04 | |
And gorgeous. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:06 | |
What? | 0:11:06 | 0:11:08 | |
It's everything you said and more. It's gorgeous. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:11 | |
-I'd wear it. What size is it? -So what was with the "sweet" remark? | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
The way you were showing it off to those fashion tragedies? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
Letting them think they know something about style. That was really sweet. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
Right. OK. | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
I had no idea what I thought meant so much to you. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:26 | |
Word of advice. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Don't let your dad push you around. | 0:11:30 | 0:11:33 | |
-He's not. -"A chance to excel." | 0:11:33 | 0:11:35 | |
For a moment I thought I was caught up in some mental time warp, | 0:11:35 | 0:11:38 | |
I was back there listening to my dad drone on and on about school. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:42 | |
Worked for you. You got all your exams, and a place at uni... | 0:11:42 | 0:11:46 | |
-I got my exams because -I -worked hard and wanted to go to uni. | 0:11:46 | 0:11:51 | |
Do it for yourself. | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Those losers have had their chance. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
Why do I do it? | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Why can't I just learn to say no? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:03 | |
It'll be fine. Bob's not fussy. | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
No, but Eileen is. If this isn't right my life won't be worth living. | 0:12:05 | 0:12:10 | |
She's already mad enough at me for agreeing to do it and forgetting I was at the brewery all day. | 0:12:10 | 0:12:17 | |
Apparently she had plans and I've ruined them, again. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:21 | |
I told you! Charlie and I will sort the room and I'll organise the food. No problem. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:27 | |
-And you've done this kind of thing before? -Lost count how many times. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:31 | |
I did exist before Shieldinch. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
Well, big yourself up to Eileen then. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:35 | |
Leave Eileen to me. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
Oh, I wish I could. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
Just let me weave my magic and this will become a cosy, romantic, wedding venue. | 0:12:39 | 0:12:45 | |
This could be a gold-mine. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:46 | |
-Everyone takes at least a couple of goes at getting married, right? -True. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:51 | |
The world's full of cynics. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Am I the only one with romance and passion in their blood? | 0:12:53 | 0:12:57 | |
Annie, would you do me the honour...? | 0:12:57 | 0:13:01 | |
See, now that's exactly where I like my men, at my feet. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
Get up, you, have some dignity! | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
Could you do it for the same money? | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
I'll throw in the expertise and imagination for free. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:14 | |
OK. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
I think there's some more decorations in the store room. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:20 | |
Whatever you do, just make Eileen happy, for all our sakes. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:26 | |
I'll see you tomorrow. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:28 | |
All right. | 0:13:40 | 0:13:42 | |
Sorry, were you expecting Iona? | 0:13:42 | 0:13:45 | |
No. I wasn't expecting anybody, how? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:48 | |
-That's all I needed to know. -Eh? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
-You need to speak to her. -I can't. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
Aye, you can and you have to. Or are you just going to let her turn up at the wedding, | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
and see that bit where they ask if there's anybody present... | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Oh, no. I cannae have that. | 0:14:01 | 0:14:03 | |
-I don't know what happened. One minute we were talkin' and the next... -So I heard. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:08 | |
The thing is... | 0:14:10 | 0:14:11 | |
I don't know what to say. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
You need to say something! | 0:14:13 | 0:14:15 | |
No matter what happened, Bob, you need to set her straight | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
-or are you going to avoid her for the rest of your life? -Well, what am I goin to say? -I don't know! | 0:14:18 | 0:14:23 | |
You're both as bad as each other. | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
But you need to get it sorted before you get married, right? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
Look, you can't talk here and you can't talk at the Deli. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:34 | |
So she'll get you at the beer garden in ten minutes. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:36 | |
Now that's an offer I can't refuse. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
I'm dropping everything, I'm on my way. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:49 | |
Well, the sooner the better. I'm stuck here later in the day but then... | 0:14:49 | 0:14:54 | |
Actually, Eileen. I'm in the car, | 0:14:54 | 0:14:57 | |
I better go. I'll call you back. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
-I'll get the stuff now and be back later. -And you'll have it all sorted by four? -Absolutely. | 0:15:02 | 0:15:07 | |
THEY SPEAK OVER EACH OTHER | 0:15:15 | 0:15:17 | |
You go first. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:18 | |
Right. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
This is going to sound crazy, but we never said anything last night | 0:15:28 | 0:15:34 | |
about last night and... | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
I think we need to. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
Talk. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
Just let me say my piece. Right? | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
Last night talking like we did and then...that kiss. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:51 | |
The talking was just talking but... | 0:15:53 | 0:15:54 | |
the kiss? | 0:15:54 | 0:15:56 | |
It was really, really special, | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
it meant something. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
To me. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:06 | |
And I've snogged enough to know! | 0:16:06 | 0:16:08 | |
The thing is, | 0:16:10 | 0:16:12 | |
it just made me think. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Think that I'm the numpty that never realised what you've always known. | 0:16:14 | 0:16:19 | |
I know, I've spent ages denying the obvious | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
but I can't deny how that felt. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
And I can't let you walk away without telling you that. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
So, there you go. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:35 | |
But, the big thing is, I mean it was both of us. | 0:16:38 | 0:16:42 | |
You kissed me just as much as I kissed you. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:45 | |
So, to get to the point... | 0:16:45 | 0:16:48 | |
I love you and I think that you love me. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:54 | |
I think that that kiss was our last chance to wise up to the fact that we are meant to be together. | 0:16:54 | 0:16:59 | |
Well, thanks for not denying it. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
DOOR OPENS Bob! | 0:17:16 | 0:17:18 | |
He's going to be so chuffed! Bob? | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Come here! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
Don't say your big sister doesn't look after you! | 0:17:22 | 0:17:25 | |
Oh, for heaven's sake! | 0:17:25 | 0:17:27 | |
-Sorry, a few of the boys popped round to wish him well and one thing led to another. -Bob! | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
-Is he not with you? -Does it look like it? -I thought he'd gone round to you. | 0:17:32 | 0:17:36 | |
Some best man you are! It's not ten o'clock and you've lost the groom? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:39 | |
He'll be away for a wee hairy dog. | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
What? | 0:17:41 | 0:17:43 | |
Go look for him, darlin', and start at the pub. | 0:17:43 | 0:17:47 | |
Smart! Where'd you get this? | 0:17:47 | 0:17:49 | |
-Hi, I just need a word with Bob. -Join the queue, hen. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:53 | |
It's mad. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:57 | |
I've spent 40 years trying to get a girlfriend | 0:17:57 | 0:18:02 | |
and suddenly I've got two women saying that they love me and want to be with me! | 0:18:02 | 0:18:07 | |
-I know it can't be easy. -So why now? | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
Why have you waited all this time? | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
Why didn't you tell me when we were seeing each other? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
Instead of waiting till the day of my wedding, when I'm getting married! To somebody else! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:21 | |
That's the thing... | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
You're doing my head in. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:24 | |
I'm about to make the biggest commitment of my life and you're coming out with this! | 0:18:24 | 0:18:31 | |
I can't deal with this. I've got a wedding to go to. This is pure... | 0:18:31 | 0:18:34 | |
Look, you've got to deal with this and it's not mad, it's simple. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:39 | |
Do you want to be with Tatiana or d'you want to be with me? | 0:18:39 | 0:18:43 | |
Just remember, whatever happens I love you and I'd do anything for you. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:54 | |
Wedding Planner! | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
I've heard it all now! | 0:19:09 | 0:19:12 | |
They're getting married in the Pool Room at the local pub. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
What does the Wedding Planner do? Decide where to hide the dart board? | 0:19:15 | 0:19:19 | |
So you're happy if I go for a more amuse bouche approach, rather than | 0:19:19 | 0:19:23 | |
go down the sausage rolls and soggy vol au vents route? | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
Amuse Bouche? What the hell's that? | 0:19:25 | 0:19:29 | |
I'm not eating that! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:30 | |
-Is there something Ukrainian I could try and get for you? -Aye, beetroot. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:34 | |
I'm sure that's very "amuse bouche". | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
I'm happy with whatever you think everyone will enjoy. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:42 | |
As long as Bob likes it, that's the main thing. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
I'm sure his bouche needs amusing. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
Don't you worry. Leave it to me. You've got enough on your plate. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:51 | |
And you look fabulous already. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
It's nice she's helping. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
Oh, everybody's involved! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
Can't keep their noses out! | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
After my boy insisted he didn't want any fuss! | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
If he had he would have come and asked his mammy about it. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:09 | |
I've had enough weans to know about wedding planning | 0:20:09 | 0:20:12 | |
but oh, no, everybody else is sticking their neb in. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Here the groom's mother makes the wedding plans? | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
I'm sorry. I didn't know this. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
Add that to the list of what you don't know already! | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Flowers! | 0:20:28 | 0:20:30 | |
We have no flowers. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
Something Scottish, traditional. | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
You've left it a bit late! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
You'll be lucky to get what's left in the bucket at the petrol station. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:43 | |
No. Nothing there. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:46 | |
So, did your parents buy you this place? | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
What makes you ask that? | 0:20:52 | 0:20:54 | |
I don't know. I'm used to the retro shops down in London, you know, | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
like Notting Hill, Chelsea, Spitalfields, | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
they've got a different ambience to them, more vintage than second-hand. | 0:21:02 | 0:21:07 | |
If you need any tips. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
-I know this place down in Spitalfields... -Thanks. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
If I ever need any tips you'll be the first one that I'll call. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
I'll take that. £5? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:21 | |
-It's £10, actually. -Yeah, but it's not worth that. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:25 | |
This is Shieldinch, not the Barras, the price is the one that's marked on the tag. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
But you haven't sold it, have you? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
There's your clue. Maybe you should revalue it. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Yeah, you're right. | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
You can have it for £15. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:43 | |
I take it you don't have any customer satisfaction cards? | 0:21:44 | 0:21:47 | |
You'd have to have bought something to qualify. | 0:21:47 | 0:21:50 | |
The sleeves are a wee bit long, but not much. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
-It's great. -Where'd you get it? | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
Down the Cancer charity shop. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:54 | |
My pal's man's your size. It's perfect. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:57 | |
It's the business. Well, done. | 0:22:57 | 0:23:00 | |
What? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:05 | |
They've used up all mine! | 0:23:05 | 0:23:07 | |
I'm the pensioner here, mind, I live hand to mouth, it's about time some folk round here realised that. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:14 | |
I'm not made of money. | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
-Oh, by the way, your bride's forgot the flowers. -Ignore the miserable old cow. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:22 | |
Right... Aw, now that works! | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
Could you pretend to look interested! | 0:23:28 | 0:23:30 | |
That tie's lovely and thanks for getting me the suit, Scarlett. Cheers. | 0:23:30 | 0:23:34 | |
-Sherry? Is that right? -For dessert. | 0:24:20 | 0:24:23 | |
And you, you lucky boy! | 0:24:23 | 0:24:25 | |
We've got the flat to ourselves so you can have a wee appetiser right now! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:30 | |
It's normal to be nervous. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
Don't freak out because you're freaked out. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
She's a lovely woman and she makes you happy. | 0:24:49 | 0:24:53 | |
-It's as simple as that. -Aye, but how do you know when it's the right one? | 0:24:53 | 0:24:59 | |
Nobody knows the future, but if it feels right, right now, well... | 0:24:59 | 0:25:03 | |
You and Jimmy always seemed right to me. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
Aye, we were, | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
for a long time. | 0:25:09 | 0:25:11 | |
Right, have you got everything? | 0:25:12 | 0:25:14 | |
Aye. And thanks again, Scarlett. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:16 | |
I saw you at the pub. | 0:25:43 | 0:25:46 | |
I saw you kiss him. What the hell are you playing at? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:50 | |
He's getting married today! | 0:25:50 | 0:25:53 | |
I know that, and so does Bob. | 0:25:53 | 0:25:56 | |
So what is wrong with you? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
You've been obsessed with splitting them up since they met. You've tried dishing the dirt on my mum, | 0:26:02 | 0:26:07 | |
you've tried to get her deported and now you're trying it on with him? | 0:26:07 | 0:26:11 | |
You're sick, you know that? | 0:26:11 | 0:26:13 | |
Bob and my mum are getting married so just butt out of their lives! | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
I can't do that. I've known Bob a lot longer than you or your mum. | 0:26:17 | 0:26:22 | |
-You don't love him. -Actually, I do. | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
Then why can't you leave him alone and let him be happy with Mum? | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
She loves Bob, Bob loves her, we're going to be a family. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
No, you're not! There's no such thing as an instant family or love at first sight. | 0:26:34 | 0:26:39 | |
The real thing takes a lot longer. | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
Christina, I understand that you want a family, but Bob is not your dad. | 0:26:44 | 0:26:49 | |
I know that. | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
But he's going to be my wee brother or sister's dad. | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
What, your mum's pregnant? | 0:26:58 | 0:27:01 | |
Bob doesn't know. | 0:27:01 | 0:27:03 | |
He hasn't got a clue. | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
She's gonnae tell him later after the wedding. | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
It'll be her present to him. | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
She didn't want people like you thinking she'd guilt tripped him into marriage. | 0:27:10 | 0:27:15 | |
Lucky kid, eh? They're going to get a great dad. | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
So think about it. | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
You might be aiming this at Mum but the person you'll hurt most is Bob. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:24 | |
He's going to be so chuffed, isn't he? | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
I can't wait to see his face when he finds out. | 0:27:28 | 0:27:31 | |
-I hope you've put a chill pill in your boss's. -What? -Where were you earlier? | 0:27:42 | 0:27:46 | |
I don't know what I've done but Amber had a massive go at me then she threw me out. | 0:27:46 | 0:27:51 | |
-She's in a right strop. -Really? She was all right when I left. | 0:27:51 | 0:27:54 | |
Oh, great, so it's just me she hates! | 0:27:54 | 0:27:57 | |
I was really friendly, I was chatty. | 0:27:57 | 0:27:59 | |
I wanted to buy a brooch, a little heart-shaped diamante brooch, | 0:27:59 | 0:28:02 | |
and she put the price up right in front of me! | 0:28:02 | 0:28:04 | |
She told me straight - a fiver more than it said on price ticket. | 0:28:04 | 0:28:07 | |
-What's that all about? -I don't know. Amber's all right, | 0:28:07 | 0:28:10 | |
-but she just broke up from Fraser, so she's a bit edgy. -Edgy? Psychotic, more like. | 0:28:10 | 0:28:15 | |
She knew I couldn't afford £15. It was only marked at 10. | 0:28:15 | 0:28:19 | |
I only wanted it for tonight. | 0:28:19 | 0:28:21 | |
She was well out of order. | 0:28:21 | 0:28:24 | |
Anyway, no biggie, all I meant to say was watch your back for this afternoon. See you. | 0:28:24 | 0:28:29 | |
Zinnie, hold up. | 0:28:29 | 0:28:32 | |
The brooch? Don't worry about it, I'll take care of it. Little heart-shaped one, yeah? | 0:28:32 | 0:28:37 | |
Hi. You must be Charlie. I'm Sandy, | 0:28:48 | 0:28:50 | |
-a friend of Eileen's. -Oh, hello. -I just popped round to take Eileen out for lunch. | 0:28:50 | 0:28:55 | |
-You said five minutes. -Sorry. I had to take a bottle to Annie, for a pudding. | 0:28:57 | 0:29:01 | |
-That was nearly an hour ago. -I stayed for some coffee. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:05 | |
-This dessert better be worth it. -Oh, it is, believe me. | 0:29:05 | 0:29:09 | |
Sorry, Eileen, I didn't realise you were going out. | 0:29:09 | 0:29:11 | |
Spur-of-the-moment thing. | 0:29:11 | 0:29:13 | |
-So, lunch? My treat. -Absolutely not. | 0:29:13 | 0:29:17 | |
Raymond's gone out for the day, and my wee boy's at his Auntie Gina's, | 0:29:17 | 0:29:21 | |
so while we've got the place to ourselves, | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
why don't I make you something a wee bit special upstairs? | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
No, honestly. I'm the one who just turned up. | 0:29:25 | 0:29:27 | |
And I'm the one who's going to make sure you're happy you did. Come on. | 0:29:27 | 0:29:31 | |
Make sure we're ready for the wedding... or there might be a funeral. | 0:29:35 | 0:29:39 | |
Right, Conor, I need to nip out the back to do some paperwork, | 0:29:54 | 0:29:58 | |
-so will you be OK out here? -Yeah, no problem. | 0:29:58 | 0:30:01 | |
Give me a shout if you need me. | 0:30:01 | 0:30:02 | |
KNOCKING | 0:30:13 | 0:30:15 | |
Iona! | 0:30:15 | 0:30:16 | |
Iona! It's me. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
Hiya. | 0:30:24 | 0:30:25 | |
Listen, I've been thinking, and you're right, | 0:30:25 | 0:30:29 | |
I'll do it. | 0:30:29 | 0:30:31 | |
I'll cancel the wedding. Cos if I've got the slightest wee chance with you, I'm goin' to take it, so... | 0:30:31 | 0:30:37 | |
you're on. | 0:30:37 | 0:30:39 | |
It's your turn to say something. | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
Bob... | 0:30:45 | 0:30:48 | |
I love you, but... | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
But? | 0:30:51 | 0:30:53 | |
What do...what do you mean "but"? | 0:30:53 | 0:30:56 | |
Well...you're right, | 0:30:56 | 0:30:59 | |
it's no' simple. | 0:30:59 | 0:31:02 | |
-I've been thinking... -Thinking?! | 0:31:02 | 0:31:05 | |
I've been going mental thinking! | 0:31:05 | 0:31:07 | |
Something's changed your mind. What is it? | 0:31:07 | 0:31:09 | |
It wasn't fair of me to take advantage of you, not when you're under all this pressure. | 0:31:11 | 0:31:16 | |
But you did. And you were right. | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
Maybe I'm no'. | 0:31:18 | 0:31:20 | |
About what? About not loving me? | 0:31:20 | 0:31:24 | |
No, I do love you! | 0:31:24 | 0:31:27 | |
But... | 0:31:27 | 0:31:29 | |
if we were meant to be together, | 0:31:29 | 0:31:31 | |
we would be, wouldn't we? | 0:31:31 | 0:31:34 | |
Maybe we're no' together for a reason. | 0:31:34 | 0:31:36 | |
-Like you don't love me? -No! | 0:31:39 | 0:31:42 | |
You never ken what's round the corner. | 0:31:42 | 0:31:45 | |
Four months ago, you went to a pub in Oban, and there she was. | 0:31:45 | 0:31:51 | |
Maybe it's fate. | 0:31:51 | 0:31:53 | |
I must've passed away a boring morning for you, eh? | 0:31:55 | 0:31:58 | |
Did you have fun? You're doing it again! You're playing me for an eejit! | 0:31:58 | 0:32:03 | |
Let's all laugh at big, daft Bob. | 0:32:03 | 0:32:05 | |
Whistle him over like a dog that's starved of affection and then kick his head in. | 0:32:05 | 0:32:08 | |
I never meant to do this... | 0:32:08 | 0:32:10 | |
Aye, you did! | 0:32:10 | 0:32:12 | |
You always do, | 0:32:12 | 0:32:14 | |
and I fall for it, cos I'm so stupid. | 0:32:14 | 0:32:17 | |
I can't believe I nearly gave up a woman | 0:32:18 | 0:32:21 | |
as good and kind as Tatiana for a twisted, heartless bitch like you. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:26 | |
You said you loved me and you'd do anything for me. | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
Well, prove it. | 0:32:33 | 0:32:35 | |
Get out of my life and stay out. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
-Bob, just get home now. -Hi, is Bob with you? | 0:32:48 | 0:32:51 | |
-No, no, nothing's wrong. -Give me a call, all right? | 0:32:51 | 0:32:56 | |
How can you lose something his size twice in the one day? | 0:32:56 | 0:33:01 | |
Have you checked behind the fridge? | 0:33:01 | 0:33:03 | |
Not funny. Look, let's not panic, eh? | 0:33:03 | 0:33:06 | |
We'll find him, and when we do, we'll get him all suited and booted. | 0:33:06 | 0:33:10 | |
-Tatiana, she'll hardly even recognise him. -That's right, she'll no'. | 0:33:10 | 0:33:13 | |
-He's seen sense and done a runner. He's probably on the bus to Millport. -That's enough! | 0:33:13 | 0:33:19 | |
We all know what he's like - he's probably just wandered off and forgot the time and... | 0:33:19 | 0:33:25 | |
Forgotten he's getting married. Aye, it's easy done. | 0:33:25 | 0:33:28 | |
-Don't worry, darling. Bob will not let you or your mum down. -Oh, for heaven's sake! | 0:33:28 | 0:33:33 | |
Can nobody around here take a joke?! | 0:33:33 | 0:33:35 | |
Thank you. Bye! | 0:33:39 | 0:33:41 | |
Hi, Amber! You wanted to see me? | 0:33:44 | 0:33:46 | |
Yeah. Sorry, I didn't want to bring this to your home. | 0:33:46 | 0:33:50 | |
What? | 0:33:50 | 0:33:53 | |
-Come on, Conor. -I was going to bring it back tomorrow, honest. | 0:33:53 | 0:33:58 | |
Is this what I think it is? | 0:33:58 | 0:34:00 | |
I wasn't stealing it! I was going to bring it back. | 0:34:00 | 0:34:03 | |
Amber, I am so sorry. I don't know what to say. | 0:34:03 | 0:34:05 | |
-I was borrowing it, honest! -So you asked Amber if you could take it? | 0:34:05 | 0:34:09 | |
-No... -Then you stole it! | 0:34:09 | 0:34:12 | |
How stupid are you? | 0:34:12 | 0:34:14 | |
There's no such thing as "borrowing" without the owner's consent. | 0:34:14 | 0:34:17 | |
It's called theft. She has every right to call the police. | 0:34:17 | 0:34:19 | |
What else have you taken? | 0:34:19 | 0:34:21 | |
Nothing! Ever, honest, Amber. | 0:34:21 | 0:34:23 | |
-I swear. I'm so sorry. I really am. -I know you are. | 0:34:23 | 0:34:26 | |
OK, let's just leave it at that, | 0:34:26 | 0:34:28 | |
and I'll see you next week, OK? | 0:34:28 | 0:34:30 | |
-You're not keeping him on? -He's a good boy. | 0:34:31 | 0:34:33 | |
I'm sure he's learnt his lesson. | 0:34:33 | 0:34:35 | |
And when you think about it, you can't think that Conor's the brains behind this operation, can you? | 0:34:35 | 0:34:41 | |
It's not really Conor's style, is it? | 0:34:41 | 0:34:45 | |
I may be way out of line saying this, but your niece was in here earlier | 0:34:47 | 0:34:52 | |
-trying to haggle a cheaper price for it. -Zinnie? | 0:34:52 | 0:34:56 | |
Where have you been? We've been worried sick! | 0:35:01 | 0:35:03 | |
Been trying to phone you. | 0:35:03 | 0:35:06 | |
-Are you OK? -Aye. I'm fine. Aye. | 0:35:06 | 0:35:10 | |
Are you? What's happened? | 0:35:10 | 0:35:12 | |
Nothing. Molly's been saying you've done a runner and... | 0:35:12 | 0:35:15 | |
I told you, you don't listen to that old bat - none of us dae. | 0:35:15 | 0:35:18 | |
Robbie's here. In his lunch hour. | 0:35:18 | 0:35:20 | |
-For the makeover! -Aw... | 0:35:20 | 0:35:23 | |
I went out for some air | 0:35:23 | 0:35:25 | |
and I met these guys and got talking | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
and I lost track of time. Sorry. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
Told you! This guy needs a woman! | 0:35:30 | 0:35:32 | |
Or a lead! | 0:35:32 | 0:35:33 | |
So I can tell Mum you'll be ready? | 0:35:33 | 0:35:36 | |
Aye, tell her I'll be ready, aye. | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
GIGGLING | 0:35:48 | 0:35:52 | |
Look, are you going to stop messing around and help me? | 0:35:56 | 0:36:00 | |
He stole a brooch? | 0:36:00 | 0:36:01 | |
Oh, yes. And strangely enough, | 0:36:01 | 0:36:04 | |
a brooch Zinnie wanted to knock down in price but Amber wasn't having it. | 0:36:04 | 0:36:07 | |
-What's Zinnie got to do with this? -Conor stole a brooch that Zinnie wanted but wouldn't pay for. | 0:36:07 | 0:36:12 | |
Is that clear enough? | 0:36:12 | 0:36:13 | |
So Conor steals, and it's Zinnie's fault? | 0:36:13 | 0:36:15 | |
What would a 14-year-old boy want with a heart-shaped diamante brooch? | 0:36:15 | 0:36:20 | |
You've seen what he's like around her. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:22 | |
Are you saying that Zinnie asked Conor to steal for her? | 0:36:22 | 0:36:25 | |
Well, it's one hell of a coincidence! | 0:36:25 | 0:36:27 | |
I do not want my son so infatuated he can't tell right from wrong. | 0:36:27 | 0:36:31 | |
Zinnie staying here... it's not working. | 0:36:31 | 0:36:34 | |
Michael! You're getting this completely out of proportion! | 0:36:34 | 0:36:36 | |
Let's not have another "your kids are bad, my kids are good" argument! | 0:36:36 | 0:36:41 | |
Oh, I'm over-reacting because I've discovered my son is a thief? | 0:36:41 | 0:36:44 | |
No. He's a good boy, he's just...easily led. | 0:36:44 | 0:36:48 | |
Maybe one of his friends dared him. | 0:36:48 | 0:36:50 | |
Whatever it was, he has to learn to say no. | 0:36:50 | 0:36:54 | |
She's not perfect, I know that, | 0:36:54 | 0:36:57 | |
but there's no way she'd ask Conor to steal for her. | 0:36:57 | 0:37:01 | |
You need to calm down and think about this. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:03 | |
I have. I don't see what the problem is. | 0:37:03 | 0:37:06 | |
She can stay somewhere else, she can stay with someone else. | 0:37:06 | 0:37:08 | |
-Friends, family. -No, she can't. | 0:37:08 | 0:37:11 | |
But her grandparents... Her parents will be back soon. Their house... | 0:37:11 | 0:37:14 | |
-Has been rented out. -What? How long for? | 0:37:14 | 0:37:17 | |
A year, maybe. | 0:37:17 | 0:37:19 | |
A year! | 0:37:19 | 0:37:21 | |
-They've gone travelling for her first year at uni? -And that's just typical. | 0:37:21 | 0:37:26 | |
All her life, Zinnie's been dumped from one relative to another, child-minders, boarding school. | 0:37:26 | 0:37:32 | |
Their only child has never been a priority to them. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:35 | |
Have you noticed how often they call to check how she is? | 0:37:35 | 0:37:38 | |
Exactly. | 0:37:38 | 0:37:40 | |
Her parents have abandoned her again, but I can't. | 0:37:40 | 0:37:44 | |
She's part of our family now. | 0:37:44 | 0:37:46 | |
I can't just take that away from her. | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
Well... I still want to know the truth. | 0:37:48 | 0:37:51 | |
Of course. | 0:37:51 | 0:37:53 | |
Conor can stay in his room till Zinnie gets back. | 0:37:53 | 0:37:56 | |
Then we'll get to the bottom of this. | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
You're great at this. | 0:38:06 | 0:38:08 | |
I bet your wedding'll be a cracker. | 0:38:08 | 0:38:10 | |
Think I'll get an invite to that? | 0:38:13 | 0:38:16 | |
I pride myself on only making a mistake once. | 0:38:16 | 0:38:19 | |
Maybe the next guy won't be a mistake, maybe it'll be happy ever after. | 0:38:19 | 0:38:22 | |
Oh, you're so sweet. You do realise when they invented "until death us do part", no-one lived past 40. | 0:38:22 | 0:38:30 | |
I never had you down for a quitter. | 0:38:30 | 0:38:32 | |
-And you'd be right. -And you should never say never... | 0:38:32 | 0:38:36 | |
That's also true. | 0:38:36 | 0:38:37 | |
But he'd have to be one hell of a guy to tempt you, wouldn't it? | 0:38:37 | 0:38:41 | |
That goes without saying. | 0:38:46 | 0:38:48 | |
Come on, they'll be on their way. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:51 | |
I need a centrepiece for the altar. | 0:38:51 | 0:38:54 | |
Some of those floating candles and flowers | 0:38:54 | 0:38:56 | |
would look great in that big glass bowl that's in the kitchen cupboard. | 0:38:56 | 0:39:00 | |
I'll get it. | 0:39:00 | 0:39:01 | |
DOOR OPENS AND SHUTS | 0:39:05 | 0:39:07 | |
Conor! Get yourself down here. | 0:39:10 | 0:39:12 | |
What's up? | 0:39:12 | 0:39:14 | |
There was a brooch you liked at Amber's, a small diamante... | 0:39:14 | 0:39:17 | |
-Yeah. -Sit! | 0:39:17 | 0:39:20 | |
-Conor stole it... -I didn't steal it! | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
I was going to bring it back tomorrow! | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
Conor! No way! | 0:39:24 | 0:39:26 | |
-I thought... -You thought what? | 0:39:26 | 0:39:29 | |
I thought you were going to ask Amber for a staff discount! | 0:39:29 | 0:39:31 | |
I never, ever thought you were just going to take it. Conor, what were you thinking of? | 0:39:31 | 0:39:35 | |
You said you only wanted it for tonight, | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
and I didn't think Amber would notice and I could bring it back tomorrow. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
So you didn't ask him to steal it? | 0:39:39 | 0:39:41 | |
-Absolutely not! -No, Zinnie didn't ask me to do anything - I just wanted to get it for her. | 0:39:41 | 0:39:46 | |
It was me, I was being stupid... | 0:39:46 | 0:39:48 | |
Well, that's the understatement of the year! | 0:39:48 | 0:39:50 | |
I am so sorry if this is my fault, but I never meant Conor to take it or to get in any trouble. | 0:39:50 | 0:39:56 | |
Let's go halves on some flowers for Amber, to apologise. I'm sorry. | 0:39:56 | 0:40:00 | |
Yeah, but I'll get them. It was all my fault, and I'll get them on my own. | 0:40:00 | 0:40:05 | |
So this has just been one of those misunderstandings. | 0:40:05 | 0:40:08 | |
Let's just drop the subject now, OK? | 0:40:08 | 0:40:11 | |
She makes you happy, doesn't she? | 0:40:16 | 0:40:18 | |
Who? | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
Tatiana! Who else? | 0:40:20 | 0:40:23 | |
Bob, I'm no' fit to give advice, but let me tell you this - | 0:40:23 | 0:40:28 | |
you find a good woman, | 0:40:28 | 0:40:30 | |
you hang on to her | 0:40:30 | 0:40:32 | |
and you hang on tight. | 0:40:32 | 0:40:33 | |
Hi, Bob! | 0:40:34 | 0:40:37 | |
-Just wanted to wish you all the very best. -Cheers. -Congratulations. | 0:40:37 | 0:40:41 | |
You're going to be very happy, I'm sure. | 0:40:41 | 0:40:45 | |
We'll catch up with you later on, and I expect you'll have a smile on your face by that time. | 0:40:45 | 0:40:50 | |
Hi! ..I had to think on my feet, | 0:40:57 | 0:41:01 | |
which is no' easy at my age, but here you go - something traditional and Scottish. | 0:41:01 | 0:41:07 | |
Did you get them from the wee woman who hangs around the tube station? | 0:41:07 | 0:41:10 | |
Listen, you try finding traditional Scottish flowers at an hour's notice! What's up with them? | 0:41:10 | 0:41:15 | |
Nothing. They're great. Thanks. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:18 | |
-Thanks. -You ready? | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
I'm sorry I couldn't help overhear that fuss with Conor - | 0:41:29 | 0:41:33 | |
if you want a brooch, you can borrow one. | 0:41:33 | 0:41:35 | |
Mirror? | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
I was thinking about wearing my black stilettos and flesh-coloured tights with my dress. | 0:41:47 | 0:41:53 | |
Yeah, perfect...with that dress and your new hair. | 0:41:53 | 0:41:57 | |
It's very chic. Very Audrey Hepburn. | 0:41:57 | 0:41:59 | |
-I love her. -Good choice. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:02 | |
So when you dress, think...what would Audrey wear? | 0:42:02 | 0:42:04 | |
Easy for you to say - all your clothes are from the West End or London. | 0:42:04 | 0:42:08 | |
Yeah, exactly. I doubt Audrey would spend very long in Hola! | 0:42:08 | 0:42:12 | |
You were right about my dad. | 0:42:13 | 0:42:14 | |
If he'd back off, I might enjoy school, I might even do OK. | 0:42:14 | 0:42:18 | |
The sooner they perfect cloning the better. All parents want is someone to do better in life than they did. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:23 | |
You should live your own life, not theirs. | 0:42:23 | 0:42:25 | |
Some people aren't fit to have kids. | 0:42:25 | 0:42:27 | |
My mum's got this whole new life in Canada that me and Conor didn't fit into. | 0:42:27 | 0:42:31 | |
Your parents go jetting off round the world, rent out your house | 0:42:33 | 0:42:36 | |
and dump you with some cousin you don't even know. | 0:42:36 | 0:42:38 | |
At least you can escape to uni, though. I can't wait to get out of here. | 0:42:39 | 0:42:43 | |
Are they no good? | 0:42:46 | 0:42:48 | |
What is this? | 0:42:48 | 0:42:49 | |
All this girlie, sister bonding stuff? | 0:42:49 | 0:42:52 | |
And who the hell do you think you are? | 0:42:52 | 0:42:54 | |
-What? All I'm saying is I understand what it's like to be let down by your parents. -Oh, I'm sure you do! | 0:42:54 | 0:43:00 | |
But don't you dare to presume to know anything about me or my family! | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
My parents haven't dumped me - I agreed they should go. | 0:43:03 | 0:43:07 | |
I'm not a kid. I don't need to come home to Mummy and Daddy | 0:43:07 | 0:43:10 | |
every night to have my homework checked and be tucked up in bed. | 0:43:10 | 0:43:12 | |
-I was trying to be nice. -Yeah? Well, don't bother. | 0:43:12 | 0:43:15 | |
I don't need a sister, I don't need a bezzie mate, and I don't need you or your cosy, perfect family. | 0:43:15 | 0:43:21 | |
I guess you don't need your parents either, then. | 0:43:21 | 0:43:23 | |
Which is just as well, because they're gone and they don't call very often. | 0:43:23 | 0:43:28 | |
And why didn't they take you with them? You could have flown back for uni. | 0:43:28 | 0:43:32 | |
I guess, if you were MY kid, Australia is about as near to you as I'd want to be. | 0:43:32 | 0:43:36 | |
-Aye, all right, Annie! -DOOR SHUTS | 0:44:07 | 0:44:09 | |
It's fine, he's here. | 0:44:09 | 0:44:10 | |
-You were going to bring some stuff over? The Deli's shut. -Well spotted! | 0:44:12 | 0:44:17 | |
But you ARE coming? To Bob's... | 0:44:17 | 0:44:20 | |
I'm feeling rough, that's why the Deli's shut. | 0:44:20 | 0:44:22 | |
But a drink'll sort that out. | 0:44:22 | 0:44:24 | |
Look, take the keys, take the stuff, take anything you want - just gie us peace, all right? | 0:44:24 | 0:44:28 | |
But I can't carry it all myself. Come on, you told Annie you'd help. | 0:44:28 | 0:44:32 | |
-Tough! -But you'll want to... | 0:44:32 | 0:44:33 | |
What? What will I want? | 0:44:33 | 0:44:35 | |
All right, all right! I'll help you over with the stuff, but then I'm out of there... | 0:44:39 | 0:44:42 | |
-Bob will be expecting you. -He's getting married! | 0:44:42 | 0:44:46 | |
Why would he expect anything from me? | 0:44:46 | 0:44:48 | |
-I did it! I finished it. I swear. -So where is it? | 0:44:52 | 0:44:56 | |
Look, I can't work out why you can't find it, but the end result | 0:44:56 | 0:44:58 | |
is the same. You need to get it to the tutor by the end... | 0:44:58 | 0:45:00 | |
I'm not doing it again! I've done it! | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
-Nicole... -No! -I told you! You're not going to the party if that project is not ready to hand over! | 0:45:02 | 0:45:09 | |
Well? | 0:45:09 | 0:45:11 | |
Nicole, I'm waiting. | 0:45:11 | 0:45:12 | |
Good for you! | 0:45:12 | 0:45:14 | |
Nicole! Get back here! | 0:45:14 | 0:45:17 | |
MUSIC PLAYS | 0:45:22 | 0:45:25 | |
# The night we met I knew I... needed you so... # | 0:45:25 | 0:45:31 | |
You look... | 0:45:35 | 0:45:36 | |
No' bad'? | 0:45:36 | 0:45:39 | |
You look no' bad yourself. | 0:45:39 | 0:45:41 | |
Look what your big sister gave me! | 0:45:43 | 0:45:45 | |
CHEERING AND WHISTLING | 0:45:45 | 0:45:48 | |
Did you get one from the Best Man? | 0:45:48 | 0:45:51 | |
Here you go. | 0:45:52 | 0:45:54 | |
Lucky white heather. | 0:45:54 | 0:45:57 | |
Molly, thank you. | 0:45:57 | 0:45:58 | |
It's perfect. | 0:45:58 | 0:46:00 | |
Mother of the Groom coming through. | 0:46:03 | 0:46:06 | |
Oh, my goodness! | 0:46:17 | 0:46:19 | |
So much for no frills, eh? | 0:46:19 | 0:46:22 | |
It looks amazing. | 0:46:22 | 0:46:24 | |
You deserve the best. | 0:46:24 | 0:46:26 | |
# ..You know I will adore you till eternity | 0:46:32 | 0:46:37 | |
-# So won't you please -Be my, be my baby... # | 0:46:37 | 0:46:41 | |
Robert and Tatiana have described theirs as a whirlwind romance, | 0:46:41 | 0:46:48 | |
but here we are today surrounded by friends and family who are here to wish them | 0:46:48 | 0:46:54 | |
all the best as they start out on their future as husband and wife. | 0:46:54 | 0:46:58 | |
So I must ask, is there anyone here present who knows any just cause | 0:46:58 | 0:47:05 | |
why these two people cannot be joined in matrimony? | 0:47:05 | 0:47:09 | |
-So, Tatiana Michalka... -"Me-hal-ka". | 0:47:19 | 0:47:22 | |
.."Me-hal-ka", do you take Robert O'Hara to be your lawfully wedded husband, | 0:47:22 | 0:47:29 | |
to love and cherish him until death do you part? | 0:47:29 | 0:47:33 | |
I do. | 0:47:33 | 0:47:35 | |
And, Robert O'Hara, | 0:47:35 | 0:47:38 | |
do you take Tatiana Michalka to be your lawfully wedded wife, | 0:47:38 | 0:47:44 | |
to love and cherish her until death do you part? | 0:47:44 | 0:47:49 | |
I do. | 0:47:49 | 0:47:50 | |
Then it is with great honour and pleasure that, with the authority granted upon me, | 0:47:50 | 0:47:58 | |
I pronounce you husband and wife. | 0:47:58 | 0:48:00 | |
You may kiss the bride. | 0:48:03 | 0:48:05 | |
One for the Ukraine! They're waiting! | 0:48:11 | 0:48:14 | |
I'll take one of you. | 0:48:16 | 0:48:19 | |
-I hope you've done the right thing, eh? -Darlin'...brilliant. | 0:48:22 | 0:48:27 | |
Right, listen up, folks! | 0:48:34 | 0:48:37 | |
-Now, I hope you've all got a glass...a full glass? -Right, I will! | 0:48:37 | 0:48:42 | |
Molly, Molly, just a minute, eh? | 0:48:42 | 0:48:45 | |
Right, just a few words. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
You care about him, he cares about you - just wish the big guy well, eh? | 0:48:48 | 0:48:52 | |
First up, a message from South America! | 0:48:52 | 0:48:56 | |
Wee Bob and Kelly-Marie send their love across the oceans. | 0:48:56 | 0:49:04 | |
ALL: Aw... | 0:49:04 | 0:49:08 | |
So, I'm sure I'm not the only one | 0:49:34 | 0:49:38 | |
who wishes the big man and his lovely bride all the very, very best! | 0:49:38 | 0:49:45 | |
-To Big Bob and Tatiana! -ALL: To Big Bob and Tatiana. | 0:49:45 | 0:49:50 | |
CHEERING | 0:49:50 | 0:49:52 | |
Look, I know this couldn't have been easy for you, | 0:49:52 | 0:49:56 | |
but...thanks for letting me come today and being there for him. | 0:49:56 | 0:50:02 | |
It means a lot to me. | 0:50:02 | 0:50:03 | |
Today's about Bob and what he wants. | 0:50:03 | 0:50:06 | |
I done it for him. | 0:50:06 | 0:50:08 | |
Excuse me, everybody! I wasn't going to say anything, cos I didn't... | 0:50:10 | 0:50:16 | |
-ALL: -Didn't want a fuss! | 0:50:16 | 0:50:19 | |
But I'm glad you never paid me any attention, | 0:50:19 | 0:50:21 | |
cos I would just like to say | 0:50:21 | 0:50:24 | |
how chuffed I am that this beautiful, clever, warm-hearted woman | 0:50:24 | 0:50:29 | |
has made me the happiest man on earth. | 0:50:29 | 0:50:33 | |
So, Charlie, get these glasses filled! | 0:50:33 | 0:50:35 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please raise your glasses to my beautiful wife. | 0:50:35 | 0:50:39 | |
To Tatiana! | 0:50:39 | 0:50:41 | |
-ALL: -Tatiana. -No! No! To Bob! | 0:50:41 | 0:50:45 | |
-ALL: -To Bob. | 0:50:45 | 0:50:47 | |
Oh, now, that's just weird! | 0:51:16 | 0:51:18 | |
Oh, what have you done? | 0:51:20 | 0:51:21 | |
-Sorry, I tried to move it, and it got caught... I'm sorry. -Well, you can buy me another! | 0:51:22 | 0:51:28 | |
Oh, look, I can't wear this! | 0:51:29 | 0:51:31 | |
I'll go and get you one from the flat. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
Don't worry! You're forgiven! | 0:51:34 | 0:51:36 | |
Just make sure you buy me a new one. | 0:51:36 | 0:51:38 | |
Hi, Dad! Can you loan us a fiver? | 0:51:44 | 0:51:49 | |
That's it, for real now! | 0:51:49 | 0:51:51 | |
-You're my dad! -Come here. | 0:51:51 | 0:51:55 | |
So, when are you going to give him his big surprise? | 0:51:56 | 0:51:59 | |
-Congratulations! -Cheers. Thanks a lot. ..What surprise? I thought we said no presents. | 0:52:01 | 0:52:05 | |
This one couldn't be helped, I guess. | 0:52:05 | 0:52:07 | |
Later. I'll tell him later - just now is not a very good time. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:12 | |
Yes, it is! Just look at him! You've got to tell him now. | 0:52:12 | 0:52:16 | |
I've not got anything for you cos we said no presents. | 0:52:16 | 0:52:18 | |
But that's the point. | 0:52:18 | 0:52:20 | |
You have. | 0:52:20 | 0:52:21 | |
What? | 0:52:21 | 0:52:23 | |
You've already given her the present. | 0:52:23 | 0:52:25 | |
It's MY secret. | 0:52:25 | 0:52:28 | |
Pregnant? THEY MOUTH | 0:52:35 | 0:52:38 | |
What do you mean? | 0:52:38 | 0:52:40 | |
What, did you skip that class in biology(?) | 0:52:40 | 0:52:44 | |
-You're pregnant? -Hey... | 0:52:44 | 0:52:46 | |
Did I hear right, Bob? | 0:52:48 | 0:52:49 | |
You've scored before the kick-off?! | 0:52:49 | 0:52:51 | |
That's fantastic, big man! | 0:52:51 | 0:52:54 | |
I'm going to be a daddy! | 0:52:54 | 0:52:56 | |
Well done! | 0:52:56 | 0:52:58 | |
Four months ago, you were on your own - now you've a new wife, a teenager and bairn on the way! | 0:52:58 | 0:53:04 | |
Aw, it's magic! I'm going to be an auntie! | 0:53:04 | 0:53:07 | |
Just shows you - you never know what's round the corner, eh? | 0:53:07 | 0:53:09 | |
-MOLLY: -That's all I bloody need - a screaming wean. | 0:53:09 | 0:53:13 | |
This is one very lucky baby. | 0:53:13 | 0:53:17 | |
You knew, didn't you? | 0:53:52 | 0:53:54 | |
I found out. | 0:53:56 | 0:53:58 | |
Christina came into the shop... she was that excited, she let slip. | 0:53:58 | 0:54:03 | |
Thank you. | 0:54:05 | 0:54:07 | |
For what? | 0:54:07 | 0:54:09 | |
If you hadn't...pushed me, I might no' have done the right thing. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:15 | |
Aye, you would. | 0:54:15 | 0:54:17 | |
You're a good man, Bob... | 0:54:17 | 0:54:20 | |
the best I know. | 0:54:20 | 0:54:22 | |
You'd have just have felt a hundred times worse about dumping me. | 0:54:22 | 0:54:26 | |
I think it's time we both got the message, eh? | 0:54:28 | 0:54:31 | |
Star-crossed lovers, the pair of us, or what? | 0:54:31 | 0:54:34 | |
-And you're going to be a daddy! -Aye! | 0:54:37 | 0:54:40 | |
I'm dead chuffed for you. | 0:54:40 | 0:54:43 | |
You're going to make somebody a great dad. | 0:54:43 | 0:54:46 | |
And I really mean that. | 0:54:46 | 0:54:47 | |
Never let it be said that Iona MacIntyre doesn't mean what she says. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:52 | |
You said you loved me... | 0:54:56 | 0:54:58 | |
..and you'd do anything for me. | 0:54:59 | 0:55:01 | |
And I... | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
I do...love you. | 0:55:04 | 0:55:08 | |
Well, you're going to be a dad now. | 0:55:11 | 0:55:14 | |
So that means... | 0:55:14 | 0:55:16 | |
it really is time we moved on. | 0:55:16 | 0:55:19 | |
So if you dinnae mind... | 0:55:19 | 0:55:21 | |
I'm going to head off now. | 0:55:21 | 0:55:23 | |
You have a wonderful time... | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
and be happy. | 0:55:26 | 0:55:28 | |
Go on, get back to your family. | 0:55:36 | 0:55:39 | |
MOBILE TINGS | 0:55:49 | 0:55:51 | |
Missed me? | 0:56:04 | 0:56:05 | |
I can see from your records, you're quite accident prone. | 0:56:10 | 0:56:12 | |
Broken collar bone, broken ribs. | 0:56:12 | 0:56:14 | |
Our honeymoon was planned like the D-Day landings. | 0:56:14 | 0:56:17 | |
You and Annie, you were married? | 0:56:17 | 0:56:20 | |
-Past histories, eh? -Didn't expect to see you here - | 0:56:20 | 0:56:23 | |
thought you'd be too busy with your new business partner. | 0:56:23 | 0:56:26 | |
-What? -Why don't you tell him what you were up to? You can start | 0:56:26 | 0:56:29 | |
with those phone calls you've been making to the council. | 0:56:29 | 0:56:31 | |
Stay away from me, do you hear? I never want to see you again. | 0:56:31 | 0:56:34 | |
Jo, you are vain and deluded and definitely no' that bright. | 0:56:36 | 0:56:40 | |
You're not a kid any more. Grow up, eh? | 0:56:40 | 0:56:43 | |
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