Cops and Robbers Armchair Detectives

Betty in the office has stolen the biscuits.

Everyone's clueless that she's done it.

But you were onto her from the beginning, weren't you?

This is the programme for you.

Welcome to the TV show with only one question -

whodunnit?

Welcome to Armchair Detectives.

We've got 15 murder mystery enthusiasts

all dying to solve today's crime.

We'll watch the drama play out in our fictional town of Mortcliff,

the place with more murders than you could shake a brush at.

And here's Mortcliff's crack investigations team -

DI Knight, DC Slater and Scene of Crimes Officer Simmons.

And there's our Armchair Detectives,

all eager to play today's show.

-Hello, Armchair Detectives. ALL:

-Hello!

Even more chipper today.

Only three of you play each day, so please take your armchairs,

Ashley, Roger and Bola. Come on up.

As you know by now, the detective guessing the killer correctly

wins one of these - our golden magnifying glass trophy.

-ALL:

-Whoo!

-I know, the excitement builds.

You've all played before, Armchair Detectives,

but none of you guessed the killer correctly.

What are you going to do differently this time, Ashley?

Well, I think I'm going to keep the same play, yeah,

but I think I'm going to let the ladies

actually make the decision this time.

LAUGHTER

Way to take responsibility, Ashley!

Roger, what are you going to do differently this time?

I'm going to try and pay even closer attention

and not let any weird thoughts creep in from sideways.

And Bola, what are you going to do differently this time?

I'm going to stick to my gut instinct

and also use my notes, cos I had everything there.

You did last time.

-You were so close last time, you really were.

-Ridiculously.

Well, have a lovely time.

Now, at home and in the studio, I don't know who the killer is either.

I'm as much in the dark as you are,

so I'll be playing along, as the show goes.

Time for round one, the crime scene.

Knight and Slater meet Simmons at a church.

Are they praying for an open-and-shut case?

Notepads at the ready.

For the first time today, let's head over to Mortcliff.

The deceased is Johnny Owens,

27 years old, lived in Mortcliff, sir.

Morning, Simmons. What happened here?

-He was crushed to death beneath the van.

-Vicious.

-I'll say.

Time of death between one and four this morning.

A local dog walker called it in.

There's a flat tyre on the rear driver's side of the van.

It's been slashed.

We found a jack nearby, so it may have been propped up to change it.

Oh, we found this by the body, so we'll process for prints.

And that's his car, so we'll check that for evidence.

There's also some footprints over there that you may find interesting.

-Anything in the van?

-A set of golf clubs.

Fancy playing around later, Simmons?

Sorry, Slater. Golf, not my bag.

Johnny Owens, where have I heard that name before?

-Next of kin for Johnny?

-Hayley Owens, his wife.

-I'll call family liaison, get her brought into the station.

-Thanks.

-Sorry for your loss, Mrs Owens.

-Stupid, stupid man.

I bet that moron Alex Osmond did it.

Alex Osmond... That name rings a bell too.

I told him time and time again, be careful, stay away.

You can't trust anyone, especially Alex Osmond.

-Where was your husband last night?

-I don't know.

He was still watching telly when I went to bed.

When I woke in the morning, his car was gone.

Can you think of any reason why he'd go out

in the middle of the night to a graveyard?

It was no secret Johnny had a bit of a past.

But he was a good man. He reformed.

Got in with the wrong crowd.

Now...

-Alex Osmond.

-Alex Osmond is a no-good lowlife.

A few years ago, Johnny, Alex and a few others robbed a jewellery shop.

Johnny got two years, Alex got four. He got out this week.

Alex dragged Johnny into all these crazy, harebrained,

get-rich-quick schemes.

The Hawaii Five-0 gang.

Let's get Alex Osmond picked up.

The Hawaii Five-0 gang. Remember reading about them?

What I thought was very interesting

is that the detective remembered two of the names straightaway,

so it would be great to know who was in this gang.

Yeah, the Hawaii Five-0 gang. Not the Hawaiian pizza gang.

They are very different.

What about Simmons and what she brought to light on the crime scene?

I couldn't see what was in that evidence bag.

-It's a good question.

-Absolutely.

-Could you see what it was?

No, looking forward to seeing more about that,

-but there was the golf clubs, there was the slashed tyre.

-Yeah.

-There was the jack.

-Yeah.

-So, yeah, quite a bit.

-Quite a lot.

-And the footprint, I think that's a bloke's footprint.

-Possibly.

Let's go through the victim just now,

just to give you some more information.

Today's victim is Johnny Owens.

Johnny was 27 and unemployed.

In his personal life,

he joined the Army at 17

but dropped out after two years.

Johnny did have previous convictions.

The cause of death is suspected crushing by a heavy object,

causing major internal injury.

The time of death is approximately between 1 and 4am.

I'm getting from that, he dropped out after two years...

Yeah, I was going to say, dropped out of the Army after two years,

no sticking power. Was it too tough for him?

-Or couldn't take orders maybe.

-Mm-hmm.

Did he fancy an easier way of making a living?

But he's unemployed,

so, obviously, he must be doing something to make money.

So, let's take a look at our suspects board.

Now, there are two names on there,

and they are Hayley Owens, Johnny's wife,

and Alex Osmond, the Hawaii Five-0 member who we've not met yet.

What are you thinking?

Personally, if my husband was leaving

in the middle of the night,

I'd know where he was going.

-Just saying.

-Yeah.

-Yeah, don't trust it.

Well, this is all about evidence, the show,

so let's take a look at the first piece of evidence.

It is the forensic report on the car jack.

And, as you can see, Johnny Owens' fingerprints.

Have they tried to remove something valuable from the church

or tried to attempt a robbery and, in that,

the tyre has either been slashed or they've been disturbed?

And whilst one person is trying to sort out the tyre,

-somebody else has tried to drive off.

-OK.

-Possibly.

-I've got an idea...

-And driven off the jack, and the van has collapsed.

-Yeah.

-Oh, possibly.

Or Hayley stabbed the tyre because she didn't want him to go off.

Even though she said she didn't know,

she would know where he was going so, yeah...

Let's see if we can find out a little bit more

about what happened in this case.

It's time for round two, last movements.

Notepads at the ready,

as we're heading over to the Mortcliff Inn.

Evening, lads.

Well, well, well, look who's here.

Just like old times, eh?

-When did you get out?

-Last week, mate.

What brings you here?

-£100,000-worth of hidden jewels.

-What?

But first, say hello to an old friend.

-What's HE doing here?

-I don't want any trouble, OK?

Calm down. We need him. I needed all of us here.

-Sit down, Roy.

-What do we need with him?

The day I get back from prison,

I come home to find this letter from Mark.

Mark didn't run off with all of the jewels.

He took our cut and hid it.

I believe he sent us individual clues whilst we were inside

that, together, reveal where he's stashed the goods.

He sent me this, week after I was convicted.

Mid-July. Strange time to send a happy Halloween card.

I believe he's buried it beside a gravestone.

Oh, first month into my sentence,

he sent me a card with a picture from an old cup match on the front.

What was the cup match being played?

It could be the date we need to look for on a gravestone. Graham?

He sent me nothing, just a picture of his kid, Peter.

And you're sure it was Peter?

St Peter's Church, ten minutes from here.

We know it's buried, we know it's in a graveyard.

-I'll run home and fetch the cup match photo.

-We meet tonight.

-St Peter's Church at 3am.

-What about me?

-He sent me nothing.

-And why would he?

I thought we'd need you too, but Mark cut you out.

Looks like we weren't the only ones to smell a rat.

So, clear off and count yourself lucky you're still breathing.

I have as much right to get my cut as you. I'll see you tonight.

3am.

Hey, we leave early at midnight. Roy gets nothing.

No messing or mucking about. You got that, Johnny boy?

Hey, come on. We need to get in and out before Roy appears.

-It's easy for you to say.

-What do we say to Roy?

-Say to Roy?

I've never trusted him.

If I can ever prove my suspicions, he's a dead man.

Sure, but don't we need to throw him off the...?

THEY CHUCKLE

-Yes!

-JOHNNY LAUGHS

Mark, you clever, clever man!

Slow down, pal. That's got to be split three ways.

I spent four years in jail. I get the biggest share.

-We've all made sacrifices. We all deserve the jewels.

-Not a chance.

The more the time, the more the jewels.

Four years because of YOU, Johnny!

-He's right. I'm with Alex.

-You're still putting that on me?

-I want my share.

-I get double, or you get nothing.

Ooh...

So much testosterone flying about in that graveyard!

What I'd like to know, is Mark dead or alive,

or have I missed a point? We've not seen Mark yet, have we?

OK, that would be interesting, actually,

if he's left them the clues to get the jewels or whatever.

Is he involved?

Yeah, I think, for me, it threw up the fact

that there's a few people involved in this gang.

The initial interaction was cold

and there's quite a bit of animosity amongst them.

-There is no honour among thieves.

-No.

Let's take a look at the suspects board

and add some people in that we've met.

Exciting developments in the case.

We've now met Alex Osmond, a Hawaii Five-0 member.

We're adding three new suspects as well -

Graham O'Brien and Roy Oxlade, both members of the Hawaii Five-0s,

Mark Ogilvie, who we've not met yet.

My suspicions were with Hayley.

At the moment, they're sitting with Roy. I think...

-Because he was cut out of the deal?

-Yeah, absolutely.

And also, he was going to be back there at three to four,

and that's when the murder was done.

You can now pick a piece of evidence,

Armchair Detectives, from this list of three.

We have a forensics photograph, taken at St Peter's graveyard,

the contents of the back of the white van from the crime scene

and, finally, police forensics

of prints found in the mud at the crime scene.

I think I'm more interested in the graveyard photo at this point

because there has to be some intervening event

between digging up the jewels

and the dispersal of the gang leaving a dead body.

The contents of the van photo - would that give us anything extra?

No, because we've already seen there was golf clubs in there, haven't we?

-Yeah.

-I'd be edging towards the graveyard photo.

That's what I'd like to see.

-I'm going to go with the graveyard photo.

-OK.

-Good.

We're going for the graveyard photo.

This is a forensics photograph,

taken at St Peter's graveyard.

What's that on the floor?

-Is that a rag?

-Yeah.

-Or is that a bag?

The jewellery was wrapped up

in something, wasn't it?

Is the fact that, around that,

there's an area where there isn't grass,

would that suggest that had been dug up recently?

-Could do, yeah.

-Take a note of it, see if it comes up later on.

-OK.

But, Armchair Detectives, it's time now to lock in your prime suspect.

Who do you think is the most likely killer so far -

Hayley, Alex, Graham, Roy or Mark?

Please write down who your prime suspect is now.

If you're playing along at home, put down your cup of tea,

write down who you think did it.

Notebooks down, please, Armchair Detectives.

Let's see who you picked. Ashley, who is your prime suspect?

-I'm starting with Hayley.

-OK, because?

I think that she knew exactly what was going on

-and she could have been the actual ringmaster of the whole lot.

-OK.

Roger, who's your prime suspect?

I've gone for Alex, at this stage.

He thinks he should get more than an even split and, at the moment,

-that's a possible motive.

-OK. Bola, who do you think?

-Roy, to start off with.

-Roy?

-Yeah.

In terms of motive, he's been cut out completely.

I think he's been and disturbed something, yes.

Well, Armchair Detectives,

let's see if we can find out a little bit more about what happened.

It's on to round three now, the police interviews.

Knight and Slater have pulled in Alex Osmond for questioning.

Notepads at the ready. It's off to Mortcliff police station.

The Hawaii Five-0s. I just don't get it.

I didn't name them, but the five of them raided a jewellery store

wearing Hawaiian shirts, and all their surnames begin with O.

-Hardly smooth criminals.

-Slater...

-Sorry.

Mark Ogilvie, the brains of the outfit, is still at large.

Barely out of prison

-and you're already being interviewed by the police.

-Miss me, did you?

-Where were you last night?

-I'm a free man.

I've been partying since I got out.

Hit a wall last night and was tucked up in bed by 10.30.

Anyone else with you?

Live alone, but plenty of people must have seen me

staggering up the road.

ALEX YAWNS

Look, why have you brought me here? I've got more celebrating to do.

And old associate of yours, Johnny Owens, was found dead this morning.

Oh, that's terrible news.

I saw Johnny just a few days ago.

-Saw him? Where?

-I can't remember.

Really? Cos a little bird told me you were with him in the pub.

Oh, yeah, that's right. We had a quick pint for old time's sake.

Just a cosy head-to-head or was it a reunion of sorts?

It was a bit of a lads' catch up. Me, Johnny, Graham O'Brien.

Even Roy Oxlade crawled in.

The Hawaii Five-0s back together at last.

Except for Mark Ogilvie.

Nobody's seen him in four years.

We spoke to Johnny's widow. She's not a fan.

She thinks I led Johnny astray.

Johnny's no innocent.

He was more dangerous and cunning than any of us.

He had a temper on him. He could turn.

So, you're not looking to settle old scores then.

It says in your file that you got four years,

the rest got two years, and Roy got six months.

Roy pleaded guilty.

I do wonder sometimes if he had a word with you lot to help himself.

Well, if you think that, then you spent four years behind bars

-because of Roy.

-Four years of anger building up and ready to boil over.

Maybe, but on that evidence, I'd have murdered Roy, not Johnny.

And I never blamed Johnny.

Tell us about Mark Ogilvie.

We all respected him. We followed his orders.

Where is he now?

I've heard rumours. Spain, Morocco, Portugal.

I think that's enough for now.

-Enjoy your freedom.

-Oh, I will.

RINGTONE

Graham, it's me.

You have to get your story straight or you'll lose everything.

Armchair Detectives, did you notice any kind of discrepancies,

any information that was unexpected in those police interviews?

I noticed that...

Alex was lying.

-About?

-Virtually everything.

I mean, scarcely a word of truth at the beginning.

He told a lie about where he was the night before

and that he was home alone and, actually, he wasn't.

-Mm-hmm.

-He was with the other guys.

-Yes.

He'd also attempted to state that he'd not seen them for a while,

until he was reminded that he'd had a pint with them in the pub.

Then he said they'd met up for an innocent catch-up. Yeah, right!

Is he so busy lying that he's also lying

-about knowing the whereabouts of Mark?

-Yeah.

It seems that he's not keen on telling the truth at any rate.

-That we'd noticed.

-Absolutely.

Well, once again, you can pick a piece of evidence

and we've added a new one to the list.

So, would you like to see

the contents of the back of the white van from the crime scene,

the police forensics of prints found in the mud at the crime scene

or, our new piece of evidence, an image from a CCTV camera,

taken during the Hawaii Five-0 jewellery robbery?

In my mind, the prints in the mud.

But, if we haven't got any other prints to compare them to,

would they help us?

I'm quite intrigued by the contents of the van.

-I'm going to go with the prints and the mud.

-It's the majority verdict.

-I will go with the prints in the mud.

-Prints in the mud.

Police forensics of the prints found in the mud at the crime scene.

Doesn't seem to be much tread on the bottom of it.

I feel like I can see toes. Maybe it's my imagination.

And is the direction of the footprint going away from the grave?

But what's on the right-hand side? Because there's like a hole there.

-It's like darker, it's like round, halfway on the right-hand side.

-OK.

-So many questions.

-Lots of questions.

It's time to pick your prime suspects again, Armchair Detectives.

Think about everything that you've heard, everything that you've seen,

and write down for me who your prime suspect is -

Hayley, Alex, Graham, Roy or Mark.

Notepads down, Armchair Detectives.

-So, Ashley, last time, you picked Hayley.

-Yes.

-Have you stuck with her?

-No.

-Who've you gone for this time?

-Alex.

-Alex? Why Alex?

I got a lot from that photograph and I thank that Mark's dead.

I might be totally wrong, right,

-and I think Alex and Graham's got something to do with this.

-OK.

Roger, last time you went for Alex.

-And I'm sticking with Alex at the moment.

-Sticking with Alex.

Although I'm intrigued to find out the results from the interview

-with Graham, so I'm keeping my powder dry there at the moment.

-OK.

-Bola, last time you went for Roy. Have you changed your mind?

-Yeah.

-Who've you gone for?

-Mark.

-Mark.

We've not even met Mark yet. Why have you gone for him?

So, a couple of things were buzzing in my head

from the interview with Alex.

And he referred to Mark, I seem to remember him

talking about him not forgiving easily.

And also, who else would have known

they will have all been there around that time?

I am loving all of your theories.

Now, it's on to round four, where we dig a little deeper.

It's back to the Mortcliff Inn again

but, this time, four years before the murder.

You need to aim two foot to the right of the hole

and three feet beyond it.

You see, there's a right to left slant and a steep climb.

All right, Tiger,

easy for someone who spends half his life on the course!

All right, lads.

-Who won then?

-Who do you think?

Mark here yet?

I am now.

Let's get down to business.

-Are we nearly ready for tomorrow night?

-Aye.

Let's go over the plan again.

Alex, are you still certain

the owner of Crowning Glory will be out tomorrow?

Yeah, Mr Morecambe has dinner with his wife in the evening,

so staff will be out by 7pm.

I can temporarily disable the alarm for ten minutes, no more.

We smash the front windows, rush in

and get out what we can grab before the police arrive.

Johnny, you cased the joint yesterday.

-Anything else we should know?

-Er, nothing new.

We duped a key to raise the shutters outside the shop.

There's CCTV towards the back.

So, we'll need balaclavas and sunglasses to obscure our faces.

And don't forget the shots. Roy...

Roy!

Are you in or out? I don't do half measures.

-Um...

-You know everything we're planning, everything.

If you don't help us, you're culpable anyway.

If you don't help us and we get caught...

your house will be the first one I visit.

-I won't bring a cake.

-I'm in.

-Good.

Then we're were good to go for tomorrow night.

Will meet at Roy's at 1am and, when we split the loot, I'm off.

What about your stuff in the van?

It's yours to keep...until I return.

It's quite difficult to have a threatening conversation

with someone in a golf jumper, isn't it?

I think Mark is the ringleader.

Um, I think I was right when referencing Roy

-as kind of the one that gets told what to do.

-Yeah.

He didn't want to be part of that and he got threatened.

And something else made me think, from the interview that Alex had,

that he could possibly have been an informant,

so I'm around that as well.

I think it was quite intriguing.

He was giving directions where you have to aim from the hole.

Is that directions where you have to aim from the gravestone to dig?

Ah...

We've now met Mark Ogilvie, so we know what he looks like.

We've got Hayley Owens, Alex Osmond Graham O'Brien,

Roy Oxlade and Mark Ogilvie. So...

I'm sitting around Roy, Mark.

Definitely golf has got something to do with it. That footprint...

-I think it was golf shoes.

-Yeah.

Let me tell you, Armchair Detectives,

-I might be able to help you out a little bit.

-OK.

Because, once again, you get to pick a piece of evidence

and we've added a new one to the list.

Do you want to see the contents

of the back of the white van from the crime scene,

an image from a CCTV camera,

taken during the Hawaii Five-0 jewellery robbery,

and the new item of evidence, police report on the van?

I definitely want to know more about the van

and the reason is the van got mentioned again.

-I want to know what's in the back of the van now.

-Ah.

-I'm with you on the van.

-You want to see the contents of the van.

Let's take a look.

This is the back of the white van found near the graveyard.

There's a set of golf clubs and a spare tyre.

What relevance do you think any of these items have?

You've got the wheel so, obviously,

somebody was trying to get the wheel changed, so there was a wheel there.

What did they use to dig up...

-..the...?

-Yeah, there's no shovels there.

-Yeah.

Keep this in mind, Armchair Detectives.

Again, keep this in mind.

What I need to know now is have any of you changed your mind

about the prime suspect? Because it's time to lock in again.

Notepads down, please, Armchair Detectives.

Right, prime suspect time.

-Ashley, last time, you went for Alex.

-Yep.

-Change your mind?

-Yes.

-OK, who are you going for this time?

-Mark.

-Mark? Why Mark?

I just believe that he had a grudge with more than one of them

and I think that he actually did this to connect it all together.

He knew they would all be there

and I just got a funny feeling for Mark.

Roger, last time you went for Alex. Have you changed your mind?

I haven't. I'm still sticking with Alex for the moment,

although I'm waiting for that interview with Graham

because I think there are possibilities there.

-Bola, last time you went for Mark.

-Mm.

-This time?

-Back to Roy.

-Back to Roy?

-Yeah.

-Why?

He got cut out. Yeah, I'm with him.

I'm with him. The footprint, the hole. Yeah.

Armchair Detectives, pay attention.

It's time for round five, the final clues.

And we're heading back to Mortcliff police station.

Mark Ogilvie's been found dead.

Ah, our international man of mystery. Where?

In the River Mort, an hour ago.

-Someone's picking off the Hawaii Five-0s, one by one.

-Yeah.

We need to get the others into custody for their own safety.

-What were you doing last night?

-Sleeping, like I usually am.

-Can anyone prove that?

-Unlikely. I live on my own.

And what about this morning?

I got up about eight, watched TV for a while.

I left about half nine to be in work for ten.

-You seem tired.

-I'm fine. I just need a coffee.

I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. A friend of yours...

..Johnny Owens, was found dead this morning.

That's impossible.

Or maybe he wasn't your friend.

I heard that when you and Johnny were in prison,

-he was the cause of your limp.

-That was an accident.

Mark Ogilvie was found dead a few hours ago.

You need to start talking to us, Mr O'Brien.

What were you boys up to last night?

-I told you I was at home.

-We swept the graveyard for evidence.

One grave, in particular, caught our attention.

-It had prints all over it.

-Those of Johnny Owens, Alex Osmond

and you.

What were you doing at the graveyard last night?

Alex was released this week.

We met him in the pub.

He was babbling on about clues that Mark had given us...

..that would lead us to Hawaii Five-0...

-..buried jewels.

-In St Peter's Church graveyard?

Exactly. We went to look for it last night.

What did you find?

-Nothing. We must have been mistaken.

-That's all for now.

We'll be keeping you at the station for your own protection.

-You see that?

-I did.

Happy days!

Professional thieves who golf. Where was Mark?

Someone had to take the photo.

-What do you play off?

-No idea.

It's unusual, because in the picture you've got two gloves on.

I'm ambidextrous.

We've spoken to Graham

and we know about the plan to retrieve the jewels.

And they call ME the rat.

The plan was to meet at the graveyard at 3am.

We'd work together to find the jewels and then split them.

And what happened to that plan?

I arrived at three to find nothing, absolutely nothing.

No sign of them.

-I assumed they'd called it off.

-They didn't.

Johnny was found dead this morning.

His body was discovered under a van by the graveyard.

-You didn't see that?

-Not Johnny...

Johnny was the only one that had any good in him.

Always fair to...to me.

-Who would have had cause to do this?

-It could have been any of them.

They all had scores to settle.

Alex?

Alex was agitated. He spent the longest in prison.

-He felt like he was owed.

-Graham?

-You've seem Graham's right leg.

He injured it badly in prison.

Some say it happened when he was arguing with Johnny.

He can hardly walk on it without a stick. Hasn't been the same since.

So, he blames Johnny because they argued in prison. Everybody argues.

Haven't you checked the Hawaii Five-0 case files?

Johnny took off the balaclava, said he couldn't see.

He got us caught.

Graham got sent down for two years and then Johnny rookies his leg.

-He never forgave him.

-Interesting.

We'll hold you here for now, for your own safety.

-What do you think?

-We need a warrant.

There's a house needs searching.

Well!

And for the first time in this series, a suspect has been murdered.

That's Mark Ogilvie.

-He's no longer a suspect.

-Now...

He did not commit the murder. Ashley, your waters were wrong.

I know, but I did say, at the beginning,

-that I thought Mark was actually dead.

-You did, you did.

-So, yes.

Huge amounts came out of that film.

Pick some of the most important points for me. Roger.

There are two of them lying

about, um, the result of their presence at the graveyard.

Two of them say, "Yeah, I went there and there was nothing."

-That footprint and the hole.

-Yes.

-The stick was actually a stick, belonging to Graham.

-Yeah.

Um, the fact that Johnny and Graham had an argument

-is really interesting.

-Yeah.

Well, it's time for you to pick a final piece of evidence

to see if it will help you.

Do you want either the image from the CCTV camera,

taken during the Hawaii Five-0 jewellery robbery,

or the police report on the van?

-I think we know what the CCTV will show us.

-Yes.

-Which is Johnny with his balaclava off.

-Yes.

-Yeah.

-Police report on the van?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

The vehicle has no insurance

and has not had a service test for four years.

The van was caught by a speed camera on the A1 last week.

-That makes sense, doesn't it?

-Yeah.

He was imprisoned, so he wouldn't have been able to update

any of the insurance or have a service.

Do you know what, I might be just going down a rabbit hole...

When they all met at the pub, before the jewellery heist,

who did they say was going to look after the van?

-Was it not Johnny?

-I can't remember.

So, here we are, Armchair Detectives.

The crescendo to the case. You're about to make your final accusation.

-Oh!

-Get it right and you'll all win a golden magnifying glass

-for the first time. AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

So, write down who you're accusing.

It's time to answer the only question that matters -

whodunnit?

Did you write down who was meant to look after the van at home?

Who are you accusing?

You don't even need a reason. You're at home, I can't ask you.

Time's up, Armchair Detectives. Put your notepads away.

Ashley, who have you accused of the murder?

Well, it was Mark, but he's dead, so you can't accuse a dead person.

-Mm-hmm.

-So, I've changed my mind, obviously.

-Yes.

-And I've gone for Graham.

-Graham.

-Why?

-It was the walking stick.

-OK.

-It was a cross between Roy and Graham and I went with Graham.

Roger, who are you accusing and why?

-I have gone for Roy.

-You've gone for Roy.

-Yes.

-And why?

Plainly, he was talking nonsense

when he said he turned up at three and there was nothing to be found.

The fact that the others were busily doing their best to cut him out

gives him a very good reason

-for not wishing to wish them well.

-OK.

-Bola, who are you accusing?

-Um, I'm accusing Graham.

And why did you go for Graham?

I think what started to lead me towards Graham was the argument

he'd had with Johnny, so they were against each other.

Also, he got a lot more time, so he held a grudge.

So, just to confirm, Armchair Detectives,

Ashley is accusing Graham,

Roger is accusing Roy

and Bola is accusing Graham.

Before we go to Mortcliff for the answer,

let's take a look at the piece of evidence you didn't choose,

which is the image from a CCTV camera

during the Hawaii Five-0 jewellery robbery.

So, let's take a look and, as we can see there, that is the victim

-with the balaclava off, but we found that out anyway.

-Mm.

Well, Armchair Detectives, there's been a bit of confusion,

there's been some mind changing,

but let's see what really happened in today's story, Cops And Robbers.

Who murdered Johnny Owens?

Let's find out whodunnit.

-Sir.

-Ah, you found them.

Time to make an arrest.

Recognise this, Mr Oxlade?

No? It's a putter.

A putter that was missing from the golfing bag

we found in the back of the van,

a potter that could also double as a walking stick -

a walking stick that could make an indentation

a bit like Graham's stick.

But not quite like Graham's stick.

You made a mistake, Roy,

cos Graham holds his walking stick in his left hand.

-Where did you get that?

-At your house...

..along with these.

Explains why we didn't find any of YOUR fingerprints.

You did see Johnny on the night of the murder, didn't you?

What happened?

Johnny met me at the graveyard at three.

He wanted to throw me off the scent...

..convince me there were no jewels to be found.

He nearly had me, too.

But Johnny makes mistakes.

I saw his handkerchief

flapping in the wind nearby a grave.

The handkerchief was sitting on a patch of earth

that had recently been dug up.

Johnny had been there already.

That filthy liar!

I kept up the charade for a while

-and made an excuse to head back to my van.

-YOUR van?

-Mark's van.

-OK.

Back to the night of the murder.

I slashed a tyre, then asked Johnny to help me change it.

He didn't suspect a thing.

Johnny jacked up the van.

I dropped the knife I'd borrowed from him to slash the tyre.

When he went down to pick it up...

-..I lowered the van onto him.

-Do you think he deserved that?

He lied to me, they all did.

They laughed at me then, they were still laughing at me now.

-And what about Mark?

-I did you two a favour.

Mark Ogilvie was a violent criminal.

-He blackmailed me into becoming a Hawaii Five-0.

-So you killed him?

I killed him because he stole six months of my life,

forcing me to rob a jewellery shop, and then had the audacity,

the audacity to cut me out of the winnings.

How did you find him?

His letter to Alex.

Didn't have a postage stamp on it.

He'd hand-delivered it.

Didn't take me long to find him.

Or kill him.

Mr Roy Oxlade, I'm arresting you

for the murders of Johnny Owens and Mark Ogilvie.

-Well done, Roger.

-Bola...

No words to explain how I feel right now.

-LAUGHTER AUDIENCE:

-Ah...

-Genuinely.

-You changed your mind again.

-What happens to me?

It's like the Gemini in me is like, yes, no, yes, no.

-And the wrong one wins.

-Ashley.

I forgot who was looking after the car

and, once I knew... I forgot.

-Golf club.

-Yeah.

-Handkerchief.

-Yeah.

-Roger, well done!

-Yay!

You picked the killer and are today's winner.

-Phew!

-You have won, for the first time,

-a golden magnifying glass.

-Oh, yes!

-Yes.

-Well done.

Who over there guessed it right?

Quite a lot of you. Well, case closed.

Join us tomorrow,

when there'll be more than just eggs and bacon served at the local B&B.

And remember, no-one gets away with murder in Mortcliff. Goodbye.