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Did you know that Scotsman John Logie Baird invented the TV gadget?

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Well, thanks to him, you lot can enjoy hours and hours of Bargain Hunt. You lucky devils!

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Hello, bargain hunters.

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Well, we've tossed our caber and pitched up here in Edinburgh,

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Scotland's fair capital city.

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They're a canny lot round here. Morning.

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-Morning, sir.

-See what I mean?

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But are our teams canny?

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In Red, mother and daughter combo Christine and Carol.

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-Do you want it?

-Yes.

-Ooh!

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-In Blue, mother and son Helen and Sandy.

-Do you think you've persuaded her?

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I think I have. Let's go.

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And that matriarch, Manning, keeps us in check at the auction.

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With the lady at £40.

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Good Lord.

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Well done, girl.

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That's later.

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-Now, Carol, you're a bit of an art lover.

-Yes, I am.

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I'm a member of National Galleries of Scotland group called Spin and we enjoy looking at contemporary art.

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So does this tie in well with all your university stuff?

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Yes, it does. I'm doing an M Litt, which stands for Master of Letters,

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at St Andrews University in museum and gallery studies.

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How interesting.

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And is this with a view to being a professional curator at the end of the day?

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-No, I'm really just doing it for fun.

-Oh, are you?

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What's your real job at work?

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I'm office manager for a company of accountants and tax advisers.

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So you're definitely not going to give that job up.

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-No.

-Christine, would you say that your daughter has inherited her love of art from you?

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I would hope so. There are a lot of ceramics about the house.

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I'm also a member of Falkirk Arts and Civic Council.

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-Have you been a member long?

-I've been a member for 50 years.

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You haven't!

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-You must have joined as a child!

-Oh, yes!

-How long has it been going for?

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This is our Diamond Jubilee, 60 years this year.

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That's quite something. And any great successes in your time?

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I've got a pair of Wedgwood majolica dishes.

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I was helping my friend empty her mother's house and she went

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into a cupboard, handed me those dishes and said, "Put those in the junk box,"

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and I turned them over and I said, "No, they're Wedgwood.

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"We can't put them out." She went, "Well, I don't think they're nice at all.

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-"You keep them."

-Really?

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-They're valued at over £1,000.

-Over £1,000 gift.

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-Well, that's something, isn't it?

-Yes.

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It's no wonder you volunteer to help all your friends clear their houses.

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I don't blame you!

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Good. I'm sure you'll do well.

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Blues, are you going to give the Reds a run for their money?

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I hope so. But I'm a bit worried now with the £1,000 Wedgwood.

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-I know. But remember, it came as a gift.

-Yes.

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-What sort of things will you be interested in?

-I'd like to find a bit of Scottish silver.

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-I think it's quite collectible.

-And you're going to sell on in Glasgow.

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-Yes.

-Is silver the sort of thing that you might collect?

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No, I'd like to collect silver, but no.

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-What do you collect?

-I collect Wade.

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And I want to make sure you're not making a nasty look at the camera.

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What, about...Wade?

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No, no, I just... love...Wade Whimsies(!)

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-It's your favourite, I know.

-It's not, actually.

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I once did a programme about Wade Whimsies and I came across a man who'd got 25,000 Wade Whimsy things.

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That makes me feel a lot better.

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So I do know a bit about Wade fanaticism.

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How many Wade figures have you got?

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-Over 500.

-500.

-But they don't take up a lot of room.

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No, no, quite. They're a lovely thing to collect.

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And what are you into collecting, Sandy?

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I quite like collecting Guinness.

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Really? What, orally or...?

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-Funnily enough, I don't actually drink Guinness.

-Do you not?

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No, but someone a few years ago gave me a Guinness clock...

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But I've had to put them all away because my little daughter has started picking them up

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and walking around with them,

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-and she's 15 months, so she ends up dropping it.

-She has a smashing time.

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-She broke my original Guinness clock.

-Really?

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She pulled the hand dials off.

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Oh, dear. Well, on that happy note, I think we should move along.

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Now, the money moment.

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£300 apiece. You know the rules, your experts await, and off you go and very, very, very good luck.

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Well, I wonder whose family fortune is going to be made today?

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Well, you'll just have to wait and see, won't you?

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Joining the Red family album is Paul Laidlaw,

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and joining the Blues is Kate Bliss.

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Right then, folks, and what are we buying today?

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I'd like to find wood.

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Silver, and preferably Scottish silver.

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Scottish silver.

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Something in ceramics.

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I'm thinking of useful items.

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Something functional. OK, let's get going.

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-Left or right, folks?

-Left.

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They're off.

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The shopping's started. But while they get their bearings, let's not forget this game's got rules.

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Each team has to buy three items in 60 minutes with £300.

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Everything bought gets sold at auction and whoever makes the most cash wins.

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I love that big stoneware crock.

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Can I show you a quirky thing?

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I adore these. This is a stereo viewer.

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-And if you look through there, you will see this elephant and howdah in 3D. May we try it?

-Yes.

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You are very kind.

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The knack is, hold it there, have a look and you move the stage backwards and forwards

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until it works for you and when the penny drops,

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you get the fright of your life because the technology works.

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Have another look at the cards.

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-Sorry, it doesn't work for me.

-Right. Something the matter with your brain.

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I think that's really good fun.

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Would that one date to the 1920s?

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It's round about 1925.

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It's like riding a bike.

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When your brain and your eyes twig, it's 3D, full-on 3D. Is it working?

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Yes. I can get it to work.

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What is your problem, Mum?

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Sorry.

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If you could buy it at a price that I thought left room for maybe a profit,

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could I tempt you?

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Is there any slack in that price?

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45 would be a minimum.

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I like it. You wouldn't lose much on that, you wouldn't make much on it. It can't be 35?

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It's me that's pushing this and I'll get the blame. You'll be all right.

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I'll be doomed. 35.

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38. Absolute minimum.

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-I think we'll take it at that.

-Well done. It's a purchase.

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-Thank you very much.

-Well done, ladies.

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On your head be it, Paul.

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-First item.

-Two more! Let's go.

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That's Portobello Buchan Ware. That was made near where I lived.

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-That's where you grew up?

-Yes.

-Oh!

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-It's lovely.

-Very Scottish with the thistle.

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-Yes, it's lovely, but are they collectible?

-I don't think it's quite old enough.

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No. Oh, that's nice.

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That's Murano. That's fairly modern.

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What have you got on there?

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It's got a nice glaze , hasn't it?

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You can have it for 25.

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-It's very modern.

-Yes.

-You could see that making a little bit of money, I suppose.

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-Could you?

-Well, it is a really eye-catching piece.

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That big blue swirl is a really bold design.

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This could have been made, literally, yesterday.

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Yep, looks brand Harry spankers to me, too.

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-So we're really going to have to market it as, you know...

-Yes.

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I am quite taken back by how kind of luscious... When you have a light on it, the blue almost becomes purple.

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It is striking, isn't it?

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I have to say to you, I mean, £25, the gentleman has said, as a retail price

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here is fair. If you were to buy this in Italy,

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it would probably cost you a lot more than that as a modern bowl.

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Would you grow a little on the £25?

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-I could do it for 20 for you.

-For £20 I think it's maybe worth a punt.

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I could probably go home then, because that's useful, and that was my remit right there.

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-You'd get a lot of oranges in there.

-I'm happy to go with that.

-I'm happy, yep.

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We can do a deal, then.

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It's out of my hands, isn't it?

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We've got two happy people.

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Well, it's bliss all round, ha-ha!

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-One item.

-Well done.

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I like it, guys. Keep it up.

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-Something with a little bit more age next.

-That might be a good plan.

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Yes, this is an antiques programme, after all.

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Have a look-see at these beauties.

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Do you fancy the idea of collecting small bronze figures,

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particularly of animals?

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Well, in some of these fairs, there are some fantastic opportunities.

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Take this little fellow, which I've just found.

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This is a model of a setter, a hunting hound, out setting his prey.

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That is, looking at it on the ground and indicating exactly where the prey sits.

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And indeed, you've got a little partridge nestling under a leaf here.

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It's by a man called Jules Moignier, and you can just make out the signature here.

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And this bronze is a good example of one made in the 1840s.

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If I turn it upside down, you can see that the nuts which hold the various component parts together

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are small and hand-cut, and also you've got this

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thick and thin nature of the casting of the metal itself around the base.

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That is a very good indication.

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Jules Moignier is a highly-regarded sculptor, and strangely enough, by an amazing

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coincidence, on the same stall

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I find another wee bronze by the same artist made at the same time.

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This is another Moignier bronze, this time of the lion king.

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But the thing I really like about this is the colour.

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If you look carefully, underneath all the muck and rubbish is a deep green colour.

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That's a special patination that's been created with different acids at the time that the thing was made.

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All in all, these are two excellent examples.

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The lion needs a bit of restoration on his tail,

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but that's quite easy to do, and the setter is missing a second bird

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here at the back, but, again,

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relatively easy to recast from the partridge that's already there.

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These two bronzes, restored and on the market, would be worth in the region of £600 to £800 apiece.

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That's the going rate for a Moignier genuine 1840s/1850s bronze.

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What could you pick them up for here in the fair?

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Well, they could be yours for £125 each.

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So it's the £850 to £125 combo, each, that I really rather like.

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And it goes to show that there are some great bargains out there. How's the hunt going?

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We've seen this guy's stall here.

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We've done that.

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A sampler...

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Is it White something?

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Whitefriars black vase. It's not a good one and that wouldn't stand out.

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Anything you like, guys?

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We were looking at the sampler.

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The frame's not doing a lot for it.

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No, the frame is modern.

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It's wool work rather than silk work, but lovely signature, isn't it?

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Ellen Batterham, 1888.

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But the colours of the wool work are still quite vibrant, which is one thing that collectors look for.

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It is slightly dirty, I think.

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£70 is quite a bit, I think, in comparison with an auction price.

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There aren't any sort of unusual motifs,

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anything that's really pictorial.

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-I think we'll leave that just now.

-We can always come back.

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She's got great style.

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Could date to the '40s and the use of Plexiglas or Perspex at that period is dead right.

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It's not very heavy.

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There's nice lines.

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'Yeah, lovely lines.'

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I think she's stylish,

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but I'd like to get it for £40.

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-There's no stallholder.

-Run!

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-I guarantee a profit if you can get away!

-Hi, it's my friend's stall.

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I'll need to phone him.

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Right, John, there's a lady here very interested in your Art Deco lady.

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You know the one that's on Perspex and she's gold?

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And it's actually Bargain Hunt.

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And you've got 60 on it, so what's your very best?

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50, OK, thank you. Bye.

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-Think about it.

-No.

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-Is that all right?

-It's going the right way.

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Thanks very much.

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We've spent half an hour.

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We need to get two more.

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Right, keep your eyes peeled, folks.

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I think it's supposed to be a haggis.

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-Do you?

-I think so.

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'Funny looking haggis, Helen.'

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The name of it's gone out of my head.

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-I can't see a name on it, but again it's a Whitefriars cos it's got that wee bit on the bottom.

-That's right.

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Do you know what this one's called?

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-No.

-The Drunken Bricklayer. Can you see why?

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I suppose it's all out of kilter.

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But we need a stallholder to find out how much. I think we'll have to come back later.

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Never a stallholder around when you need one, eh?

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What's with the elephants?

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There were elephants on the other thing we bought.

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On the stereo viewer.

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So we know what they look like. We're sure it's an elephant.

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It said so on the view.

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That's silver plate. The way that's oxidised black, that's silver plate.

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And I think they're German.

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If it says Germany, it confirms your 1930s dates because after 1945,

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no-one was bragging about making stuff in Germany.

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-Look...

-25.

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20, I'll take for it.

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20, did he say?

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He said 20. She said 18 and I was going to say that.

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18, we'll settle for 18.

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-We'll take it.

-We've bought something, finally!

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Thank you very much.

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Great. Another sale and no messing about.

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Just one more to go, girls.

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Thank you. How much is your snuff mull?

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75.

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It's quite nice, isn't it, with the Scottish thistle on it?

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-I'll just ask my team. Helen, Sandy, come and look at this.

-I like that.

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I was looking for something like that, the silver and... Snuff mull.

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Yes, it's a Scottish term, a snuff mull, isn't it?

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It was of course for putting you snuff in. Made of horn.

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And I had a sneaky feeling this might be up your street, Helen.

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I'm sure it's silver. The motif here, a typical

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Scottish emblem of the thistle, but there isn't a hallmark on it.

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-Date-wise, I would say late Victorian probably, sir, would you agree?

-Mmm.

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-Is there a mark?

-Yes, you've got a little silver cartouche, if you like, with initials there.

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The hinge is slightly loose.

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If we tip it upside down, we can see that that flaps open and it should be slightly more sprung.

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But the horn itself is in lovely condition. Do you like that?

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-I quite like it.

-What's the price on it?

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The gentleman said 75.

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What would be your very best?

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-That was my best price.

-Very best?

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-Yes.

-I quite like it.

-Could we say 70?

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Yes, 70.

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OK, thank you very much.

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So we have got old and Scottish.

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A nice mix thus far, I think.

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Yep, it's all going swimmingly.

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-Venetian. Murano.

-Are you sure?

-I'm absolutely sure.

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It's seen some wear.

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There's a bit of age to that.

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That is a striking piece of glass, there's no two ways about that.

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-Hello, you two.

-Is this your stall?

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No. Well, let's guess the price, shall we?

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Let's play guess-a-price.

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Seriously. Cos, how old's that?

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-Well, I don't know...

-LAUGHTER

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It's got more wear on it than you'd think.

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I'd pick that up and say it's '50s. But I don't think it is '50s at all.

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That's earlier than that, isn't it? '20s, I suppose.

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Odd, isn't it, with that green lump?

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-Nice, though.

-Venetian?

-Perfectly nice, yeah.

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It's like a big jelly fish.

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Imagine stepping on that on a beach.

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Ooh! But it's got the look, hasn't it?

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It would stand out. You'd pick it up.

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I don't think it should be more than £60.

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I don't want it to be anywhere near that.

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I'd want it to be £20.

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-Absolutely.

-Well, that's exciting.

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I just hope the dealer turns up.

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-So do we.

-You'll be in the pink then, won't you?

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Where are all these stallholders, eh?

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Is this your stall?

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It's not my stall, but I think it's 120.

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120.

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-Too rich for us.

-Thank you.

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£120. Not quite the 30 Paul was hoping for.

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-What about 150?

-No, no way.

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Right, let's go if we're not buying here. Thanks very much.

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What do you think?

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-No.

-Beswick.

-I know, but it's just... No.

0:18:060:18:10

'She wouldn't be saying that if it was Wade.'

0:18:100:18:13

We've not seen anything else that we fancy at all, have we?

0:18:130:18:17

-We've got less than ten minutes.

-We'd better get going.

0:18:200:18:23

Less than ten minutes, only two things bought and no irons in the fire.

0:18:230:18:28

We're going to have to run, folks.

0:18:280:18:29

-Which way are we going?

-This way.

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Let's go up here a bit.

0:18:330:18:35

-Not more bookends!

-We'll keep a look.

0:18:370:18:39

Paul, we both like this chair.

0:18:390:18:41

-You won't like the price.

-I was going to say, we can't afford that, can we?

0:18:410:18:45

We've got five minutes, guys. That is not very long at all.

0:18:460:18:49

I suggest I have a look here, you go on there and we meet in a minute's time.

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Mum, you've got to make a choice.

0:18:540:18:56

Right, then, five minutes. What are we going to do?

0:18:560:19:00

Excuse me, how much is your Whitefriars?

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-40.

-40.

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£40. Where's Kate?

0:19:080:19:11

Oh, we're back at the vase, are we?

0:19:110:19:13

How much is it?

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-£40.

-Is it Whitefriars?

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No.

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It's in the style of Whitefriars. That makes a big difference.

0:19:190:19:23

You know the sampler we looked at earlier?

0:19:230:19:25

-Yes.

-£70. I've done a bit of quick negotiating. £40.

0:19:250:19:31

Ooh, that's a lot better price.

0:19:310:19:33

Timescale's against us. I think it's ideal and a very good price.

0:19:330:19:36

-Yes. Well remembered.

-Happy?

-Happy.

0:19:360:19:39

-Out of trouble?

-Yes.

0:19:390:19:40

Fantastic. Come on, then.

0:19:400:19:43

'Ah, she's a star, that Kate.'

0:19:430:19:46

-Shelley.

-You'd better pick it up and find out how much it is.

0:19:460:19:51

It's got a good name.

0:19:510:19:52

You wanted a piece of ceramic.

0:19:520:19:55

-1930s. It's heavy.

-So is a chunk of lead, Christine.

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What is the price on it?

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25.

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Ask the lady.

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What's the best price you can give me for that one?

0:20:050:20:08

How about 20?

0:20:080:20:10

It shouldn't be damaged, sir.

0:20:110:20:14

It should be OK.

0:20:140:20:16

-Was that the price?

-How about 18?

0:20:160:20:18

-I think we're desperate.

-Yes.

0:20:180:20:20

Make it 15 squids, yeah?

0:20:200:20:22

-Thank you... Do you want it?

-Yes.

-Ooh!

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THEY LAUGH

0:20:250:20:27

How many seconds are on the clock?

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Ah, well done, girls.

0:20:300:20:32

Right, they've finished their shopping, but what's going to happen about all that leftover lolly?

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Well, nothing goes to waste on this programme, as you know.

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Think about it like a joker.

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Yep, it's going to reappear later in the form of an object chosen by the expert,

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and it can make all the difference between winning and losing.

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But first, let's recap what the Reds bought.

0:20:530:20:58

First up, Christine and Carol saw potential in the 1920s stereoscope.

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Next, they trumpeted their £18 elephant bookends.

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And finally, they bought a Shelley rose bowl for £15.

0:21:120:21:17

-Well, that is a disgrace, girls.

-I'm sorry.

-How much did you spend?

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£71.

0:21:220:21:24

We give you £300 of our money and you spend 71. What is your game?

0:21:240:21:29

I don't know. We couldn't spend it. We tried.

0:21:290:21:32

Unbelievable. Anyway, who's got the cash?

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-I've got it.

-There we go.

-£229.

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£229. I don't think I've ever had so much leftover lolly to hand over.

0:21:360:21:43

-Sorry.

-No, why not, darling?

0:21:430:21:45

It's a free country, but it is a lot to go off and spend.

0:21:450:21:49

And you're so canny, I suppose you'll go off and spend another £13 and that'll be the bottom of it!

0:21:490:21:55

Anyway, very good luck with that and good luck, girls.

0:21:550:21:58

Why don't we check out what the Blues bought, eh?

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That Helen and Sandy got off to a cracking start,

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paying £20 for the large Murano glass bowl.

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Next up, Kate found a Scottish horn snuff mull for £70.

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And finally, have they stitched themselves up - ha-ha -

0:22:130:22:18

with the £40 Victorian sampler?

0:22:180:22:20

-Well, well, are you happy, guys?

-Yes.

-Yes, very happy.

0:22:200:22:23

Well, it's supposed to be happy families on this programme.

0:22:230:22:26

And they've shopped well, Kate, have they?

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They did. They're still talking to each other.

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Some slight altercations, but everybody was happy in the end with what we bought, I think.

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-How much did you spend overall?

-£130.

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So have I got £170 of leftover lolly, please?

0:22:370:22:41

-Yes.

-A load of money there. Got any ideas?

-I haven't got a clue.

0:22:410:22:46

Well, at least there's plenty of choice, Kate, which is lovely.

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Anyway, for us, we're going to take the high road, or is it

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the low road, to a charming little museum at Paisley.

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The great thing about museums like this is that you never know what you're going to find inside.

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Exciting, isn't it?

0:23:080:23:10

And always worth a good visit.

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Historically, Paisley has been known as a weaving town.

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But this place isn't all about shawls.

0:23:220:23:26

And as you would expect in a Scottish museum,

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there is a cabinet that was crammed with Scottish material until I emptied it and put it on this table

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and actually all this Scottish material

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has a particular association with the town of Paisley,

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and that's what makes these local museums so jolly interesting.

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If you take these two jokers on the outside here,

0:23:500:23:53

they are both an example of a uniquely Scottish drinking vessel

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called a quaich.

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Or a "quaitsch", depending on where you come from.

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This one is of super-duper size.

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They were made normally to hold a wee dram, and this would hold several drams.

0:24:060:24:10

You've got these outset handles because, having had your wee sip

0:24:100:24:16

of celebratory hooch, you'd pass it on to your mate on your left or right

0:24:160:24:21

and he or she would also take a nip and so it would progress around the company.

0:24:210:24:26

And it's got a date on it for 1823.

0:24:260:24:30

Next door to that, we've got the quintessentially Scottish object, which is a wee snuff mull.

0:24:300:24:37

We've got this most beautiful horn with a double curlicue

0:24:370:24:42

which opens up

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to the mouth of the horn,

0:24:430:24:45

which has been mounted in silver and centred by a Cairngorm stone.

0:24:450:24:51

Open it up on the hinge base,

0:24:510:24:53

stick your snuff in there, when you're passing it from

0:24:530:24:56

friend to friend, tap a bit out

0:24:560:24:58

to go on the back of your hand and sniffed it up his hooter.

0:24:580:25:03

And the one next door is even more interesting, if that's possible,

0:25:030:25:06

because it was presented as first prize for the 12 best pinks,

0:25:060:25:12

a variety of carnation.

0:25:120:25:14

And the Paisley weavers were renowned

0:25:140:25:16

for their interest in horticulture.

0:25:160:25:20

I suppose if you spend all that time

0:25:200:25:22

fiddling away at your weaving machine,

0:25:220:25:25

you'd so love your spare time to be spent out of doors,

0:25:250:25:28

and they had particularly green fingers.

0:25:280:25:31

Another great interest for the weavers, to get them out and about

0:25:310:25:35

in the winter, was to go curling,

0:25:350:25:37

and we've got some curling stones in the bottom of the cabinet.

0:25:370:25:42

In the old days, if you wanted to select a curling stone, you'd simply go to a local burn where a stone had

0:25:420:25:47

been tumbled down a mountainside over the centuries

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and the stones became roughly circular.

0:25:500:25:53

And a really good one would have a flat top and a flat bottom.

0:25:530:25:56

Having got the right stone, you'd thump an iron handle

0:25:560:25:59

into the top of it and, hey presto, you're ready for the sport of curling.

0:25:590:26:04

And as these weavers were jolly good

0:26:040:26:07

at chucking their curling stones around, they too had clubs.

0:26:070:26:10

And here is a club medal which actually shows,

0:26:100:26:13

cast in the silver, the curlers going about their business.

0:26:130:26:18

Marvellous, isn't it?

0:26:180:26:20

All essentially top-grade Scottish-related objects

0:26:200:26:25

found in the local museum.

0:26:250:26:27

The big question today is, of course, how are our teams' items

0:26:270:26:31

going to get on in our Scottish auction room?

0:26:310:26:34

And the sale room we've come to his Great Western Auctions in Glasgow.

0:26:350:26:39

Now, remember, I sent our experts shopping for a bonus buy.

0:26:390:26:44

Let's find out what Paul's smoked out for the Reds.

0:26:440:26:47

So, girls, you spent a miserable £71.

0:26:490:26:52

You gave a wodge of money to Laidlaw. Did he blow the lot?

0:26:520:26:56

I know he went out and spent a lot cos he said he was going to.

0:26:560:26:59

I think it's fair to say, we struggled to find anything really opulent.

0:26:590:27:03

I think I've found the remedy.

0:27:030:27:07

That is a gentleman's cigar piercer, or cigar pricker.

0:27:070:27:12

So we put this over the sucking end of the beast and then you've got

0:27:120:27:17

this little plunger action there, and that vents your little cigar.

0:27:170:27:23

It happens to be made by Sampson Mordan.

0:27:230:27:26

That is a good name to conjure with.

0:27:260:27:29

Have a look at that. And feel the weight in it.

0:27:290:27:32

-That is gold.

-You like it?

-Yes, I like it.

0:27:320:27:35

-Do you smoke cigars, Christine?

-No.

0:27:350:27:37

-What about you, Carol?

-No.

-LAUGHTER

0:27:370:27:40

Not at all, right. Good.

0:27:400:27:42

-How much did you pay for it?

-Well, I paid £105 for that.

0:27:420:27:47

Now, I'll be very honest with you.

0:27:470:27:50

It's there or thereabouts at that.

0:27:500:27:53

It's got the potential to make £20, £30, I think.

0:27:530:27:58

Well, we'll make a decision later.

0:27:580:28:02

She's watched the programme before.

0:28:020:28:05

For the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about the little pricker.

0:28:050:28:10

So, Anita, your cigar pricker.

0:28:100:28:13

Well, no gentleman should be without one, Tim.

0:28:130:28:17

-That's true, actually.

-It's nine carat gold and that's good.

0:28:170:28:21

It's Sampson Mordan - that's even better.

0:28:210:28:24

It's roundabout the 1920s, and it's in perfect working order.

0:28:240:28:30

Good. It's a handsome object. It is made of gold.

0:28:300:28:33

-What's it worth?

-80 to 100.

0:28:330:28:34

OK, £105 paid by Laidlaw.

0:28:340:28:36

So that's quite tight, isn't it?

0:28:360:28:38

Well, it's not too bad.

0:28:380:28:41

Next up is these stereoscopic viewing slides.

0:28:410:28:45

The stereoscopic viewers that you normally see date from a slightly earlier period, don't they?

0:28:450:28:50

The circa 1900, the American ones.

0:28:500:28:52

What I think is so riveting is that as late as 1930, which is when this comes from,

0:28:520:28:57

people were still buying them

0:28:570:28:59

and viewing them out of a slightly cruder viewing device, but they were popular, obviously.

0:28:590:29:04

-Uh-huh.

-So, how much, girl, please?

0:29:040:29:07

-30 to 50.

-Perfect. £38 they paid, so they'll be really chuffed by that.

0:29:070:29:12

Now, the bookends. These jumbo fellows.

0:29:120:29:16

I think the elephants are quite finely detailed, and I love this lovely blond, yellowy mount.

0:29:160:29:24

I think they're super and I think that they have a look which will be appealing.

0:29:240:29:28

What do you think the old heffalumps might bring?

0:29:280:29:31

60 to 100.

0:29:310:29:32

-How much?

-60 to 100. Now, I might have been a wee bit generous here.

0:29:320:29:38

Ooh, well! They paid £18.

0:29:380:29:40

I can reveal that now.

0:29:400:29:42

They will make a profit.

0:29:420:29:44

That's exciting, Anita.

0:29:440:29:46

Now, this pot - again, it's '30s, Shelley rose bowl. Is it going to go all right?

0:29:460:29:50

Well, I like this one because of this wonderful sunburst.

0:29:500:29:55

It's never been a great thing, but it's interesting and colourful and will sell.

0:29:550:30:00

-Yes. How much for, do you think?

-25 to 40.

0:30:000:30:03

-£15 paid.

-That was a good buy.

0:30:030:30:05

It was. Good. That's it for the Reds.

0:30:050:30:07

Anita, thank you very much for the excitement to come, there.

0:30:070:30:10

And now for the Blues.

0:30:100:30:12

Sandy and Helen with lovely Kate.

0:30:120:30:14

Now, the Murano glass bowl.

0:30:140:30:17

Doesn't at first glance look much like glass, does it?

0:30:170:30:20

It doesn't. It's not very old.

0:30:200:30:23

I would say it's late 20th century, but it has got a kind of wow factor.

0:30:230:30:30

I do like the swirls. It reminds me of sweeties.

0:30:300:30:34

Does it? OK, well, sweetie, what d'you think it's worth?

0:30:340:30:37

I've got it in at 30 to 50.

0:30:370:30:39

Well, they paid just £20.

0:30:390:30:40

Not bad.

0:30:400:30:42

Next up is the horn snuff mull,

0:30:420:30:45

which, in this programme, we have seen

0:30:450:30:48

two examples quite recently, when I went to Paisley.

0:30:480:30:51

This is a beautiful little item.

0:30:510:30:54

The body is made of horn and we have this wonderful silver thistle mount.

0:30:540:30:59

We have a little cartouche here with some initials.

0:30:590:31:03

Again, this is in very good condition and this is a plus because very often

0:31:030:31:07

these mulls are a wee bit raggedy taggedy.

0:31:070:31:10

Good. What's your estimate on this?

0:31:100:31:12

-£100 to £200, quite a wide estimate.

-Well, our team paid £70 for it.

0:31:120:31:17

-I think that was a good buy.

-A very good buy in a fair.

0:31:170:31:21

I can't believe it. That's excellent.

0:31:210:31:22

Anyway, their last item, darling, is the band sampler.

0:31:220:31:27

-In sampler terms, samplers don't come much more standard than that as a type.

-Yes.

0:31:270:31:33

It's done in wool, and that makes me think it was maybe a wee girl that sewed it.

0:31:330:31:41

-What's it worth, do you think?

-I've put it 60 to 80 because it softened my heart.

0:31:410:31:46

-Well, they paid a very hard-hearted £40 for it.

-Excellent.

0:31:460:31:50

-I think they got it at a right price.

-Yes.

-Excellent.

0:31:500:31:52

So I think there's real potential with the Blue team as well.

0:31:520:31:55

But we've got them a bonus buy, so let's go and find out about it.

0:31:550:32:00

Now, Sandy and Hels, you spent £130, which is bordering on pathetic.

0:32:000:32:07

THEY LAUGH

0:32:070:32:08

You give £170 to Kate Bliss.

0:32:080:32:11

What did she spend it on?

0:32:110:32:13

-Well, I spent it on a bit of a lump.

-Oh, lovely.

-Ooh...

0:32:130:32:17

What you have there was probably made as an ashtray,

0:32:170:32:22

but Anita has done rather well in marketing it as a pin dish and is a lot more commercial these days.

0:32:220:32:29

It is a heavy piece of glass.

0:32:290:32:31

Have a feel of it. And if you turn it over, your beady eye might notice a little scrawl on the bottom.

0:32:310:32:39

-Can you see?

-Oh, yes, I can see. That's it there, Mum.

0:32:400:32:44

-And there's a very special name on the bottom, which is Lalique.

-Ooh!

0:32:440:32:48

And because it is a signed piece of Lalique,

0:32:480:32:51

that immediately puts the price up and gets people interested.

0:32:510:32:55

The most crucial thing is, how much did you pay?

0:32:550:32:58

I paid 65.

0:32:580:33:00

-Ooh!

-That's very good.

0:33:000:33:02

I think they like it, Kate. You've done well.

0:33:020:33:05

I think you've got two well-satisfied customers here.

0:33:050:33:08

OK, guys, just hang on to that thought, because, for the audience

0:33:080:33:12

at home, let's find out what the auctioneeress thinks about the Lalique pin dish.

0:33:120:33:18

-Now, Anita, this is a chunk, isn't it?

-Yes, it is.

0:33:180:33:21

The customers love Lalique.

0:33:210:33:24

They will like this design, this wonderful Art Deco fan-shaped design will be very, very popular.

0:33:240:33:31

A lovely weight, quality.

0:33:310:33:32

And its scratched signature for Lalique, so it's absolutely genuine.

0:33:320:33:38

What do you reckon it might bring, Anita?

0:33:380:33:40

I think it could go to £100 quite easily, so I've put £100 to £200.

0:33:400:33:43

-Kate paid £65.

-That was a good buy.

0:33:430:33:46

So if you can get £100 for her, that would be absolute bliss.

0:33:460:33:51

-So are you happy, girls?

-Yes, very happy.

0:34:000:34:02

-Very happy?

-Yes.

-Good.

0:34:020:34:04

-Are you happy, Paul?

-Always.

0:34:040:34:07

Well, the first lot up is your stereoscopic viewer.

0:34:070:34:10

-Here it comes.

-Forget about your flat screens, ladies and gentlemen.

0:34:100:34:15

Cuddle up with your darling on the settee with this

0:34:150:34:17

and you'll have a great evening in.

0:34:170:34:19

Start me at £20. Start me at 20.

0:34:190:34:22

Start me at 20. 20 bid. 25. 30. 35.

0:34:220:34:27

Any advance on 35 for the stereoscope?

0:34:270:34:31

Any advance on 35? All done at 35?

0:34:310:34:35

Oh, no!

0:34:350:34:37

-35.

-Uh-oh!

0:34:370:34:39

Very close. £35 is only minus £3.

0:34:390:34:42

Don't worry, girls. Here come your heffalumps.

0:34:420:34:45

And I can start the bidding at £20.

0:34:450:34:48

Any advance on 20? 30. 40 with me.

0:34:480:34:52

50. 60 with me. 70, I am out.

0:34:520:34:56

With the lady at £70...

0:34:560:34:58

80, fresh bidder. 80.

0:35:000:35:03

90. 100.

0:35:030:35:05

Hey, girls!

0:35:050:35:07

With the gentleman at £100.

0:35:070:35:09

Any advance on 100? All done at 100?

0:35:090:35:12

100.

0:35:120:35:14

Well done, Paul.

0:35:140:35:15

£100. That's the business, isn't it?

0:35:150:35:18

Here comes the Shelley rose bowl.

0:35:180:35:19

Start me at £20 for the Shelley sunburst. 20 bid.

0:35:190:35:23

25.

0:35:230:35:26

Mr Shelley at 25. Mr Shelley at 25.

0:35:260:35:31

Any advance on 25?

0:35:310:35:33

25 is plus 10.

0:35:330:35:37

You had 79 before, plus 10 is £89 of profit.

0:35:370:35:41

What are you going to do about this pricker?

0:35:410:35:46

We've made a profit. Let's hang on to it.

0:35:460:35:48

-You want to stick?

-Yes.

-All right.

0:35:480:35:51

I've got to do what she says!

0:35:510:35:54

You don't want to do that?

0:35:540:35:55

Not really, do you?

0:35:550:35:56

-I said go for it.

-You don't want to bust your gut at it.

0:35:560:36:00

If it's really with you...

0:36:000:36:03

-You love that pricker, right?

-I'm not saying anything else.

0:36:030:36:06

-You want to go with the pricker or not?

-OK.

-Yes, we'll go for it.

0:36:060:36:09

We have a decision. We're going with the bonus buy and here it comes.

0:36:090:36:13

Will you start me at 100?

0:36:130:36:15

Sampson Mordan. Start me at £100.

0:36:150:36:18

50 bid. 50 bid.

0:36:180:36:20

Any advance on 50 on the Sampson Mordan? Any advance on £50?

0:36:200:36:25

60. 70. 80.

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With you, sir, at £80.

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With you, sir, at £80.

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-Look out.

-Any advance on 80? 90.

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-Fresh bidder at 90.

-Come on.

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Any advance on £90?

0:36:390:36:41

Any advance on £90? £90.

0:36:410:36:45

Oh, dear. So you are minus £15 on that, so that is 74...

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You're plus £74. £74 up is a considerable achievement.

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I congratulate you, and just don't say anything to the Blues.

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So, you Blues, have you been chatting to the Reds?

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-Do you know how they got on?

-No.

-Well, that's just as well.

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First lot up is the Murano bowl.

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It's the opaque glass bowl with these wonderful blue and pearlised swirls.

0:37:180:37:23

Looks great.

0:37:230:37:25

Just the thing for your loft apartments. Can we say £40? 20 bid.

0:37:250:37:31

20 bid at the back.

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Any advance? 30. £30. 40.

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With the lady at £40. It's gorgeous.

0:37:370:37:41

Any advance on £40? All done at £40?

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£40.

0:37:440:37:46

Well done, Helen.

0:37:460:37:48

You've doubled your money. So you are plus 20 on that.

0:37:480:37:52

So, Kate, the snuff mull, here it comes.

0:37:520:37:54

It's a bonny little item, and I can start the bidding at £100.

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Look at the girl.

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110. 120. 130. 140. 150. 160.

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170. 180. 190. 200.

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210 on the phone.

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Telephone at 210.

0:38:150:38:17

220 with me. 230. 240 with me.

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-Oh, my Lordy.

-250. 260.

0:38:210:38:23

The bid's with me on the books at £260.

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265, I'm out.

0:38:280:38:31

-265?!

-265.

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270, fresh bidder.

0:38:330:38:36

-Yes!

-Any advance on £270?

0:38:360:38:40

Any advance on 270?

0:38:400:38:43

With you, sir, at 270. 270.

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270, was it?

0:38:480:38:50

270? Plus 200. Plus 200! Good Lord!

0:38:500:38:55

-Well done, girl.

-Well done, Kate!

0:38:550:38:58

Lastly is the sampler.

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Would this not melt your heart, ladies and gentlemen?

0:39:000:39:05

It's this lovely wee Victorian needlework sampler. Start me at £40.

0:39:050:39:11

Start me at 40.

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20 bid. Any advance on 20? 30.

0:39:130:39:17

The lady at £30.

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All done at £30, all done at £30?

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£30.

0:39:240:39:26

£30. It did not melt anybody's heart cos it's minus £10.

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But you've done incredibly well. So you were 220 up.

0:39:320:39:35

You've just lost £10, so you are plus 210. That is superb, isn't it?

0:39:350:39:41

This is not supposed to happen on Bargain Hunt. What's going on here?

0:39:410:39:46

Are you going to go with this bonus buy or not?

0:39:460:39:48

-Yes.

-Yes.

0:39:480:39:50

You don't have to, you know.

0:39:500:39:51

-Are you sure?

-Faith in Kate.

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It's a very different thing.

0:39:530:39:56

-Yes.

-We're going with the bonus buy. Here it comes. £65 paid.

0:39:560:40:00

Start me at £100.

0:40:000:40:02

Start me at 100. £50, then? 50 bid.

0:40:020:40:06

Any advance on 50?

0:40:060:40:08

Any advance on 50? 60. 70.

0:40:080:40:12

-£70.

-You're in profit.

0:40:120:40:14

Any advance on 70 on the Lalique?

0:40:140:40:16

Any advance on £70? 80.

0:40:160:40:19

-Ooh!

-Late one.

0:40:190:40:21

Any advance on £80? All done at £80?

0:40:210:40:24

£80.

0:40:240:40:26

Well done, Kate.

0:40:260:40:27

That's plus 15 on that.

0:40:270:40:28

That's very good. You are plus 225.

0:40:280:40:33

225! That's a very good number.

0:40:330:40:35

Now, the big trick here is, don't say anything to the Reds, all right? In fact, look rather serious.

0:40:350:40:40

Ooh, I do love this programme, don't you?

0:40:470:40:49

To have a show where we have two teams of winners is just sublime.

0:40:490:40:54

-Now, you two haven't been chatting to one another, have you?

-No.

0:40:540:40:58

But both teams have a reasonable expectation of being the winners

0:40:580:41:02

because they've made so much money!

0:41:020:41:06

But we know that there's only one team of winners and one team

0:41:070:41:12

of runners up, and I'm afraid the runners up today,

0:41:120:41:15

-amazing though it may sound, are the Reds.

-Oh!

0:41:150:41:20

Congratulations!

0:41:200:41:23

The Reds are runners up today by having made a total of £74.

0:41:230:41:28

-How about that?

-Well done.

0:41:280:41:30

But not quite enough to beat the Blues, who have made £225.

0:41:300:41:38

That's a fair old wodger, isn't it?

0:41:380:41:41

But your principal earners, though, were the bookends, weren't they?

0:41:410:41:45

-Yes.

-It's not so often that you can buy something for £18

0:41:450:41:49

and sell it for £100, which is what you did, which is quite remarkable.

0:41:490:41:52

Anyway, overall, you are up £74,

0:41:520:41:54

and I'm going to present you with your £74 right now.

0:41:540:41:58

You've got small change, you've got big change. There's your £4.

0:41:580:42:03

I'll give it to Carol.

0:42:030:42:05

Such a kind mother!

0:42:050:42:07

Have you had a good time?

0:42:070:42:09

-Lovely, yes.

-We've loved having you on the show. Great contestants.

0:42:090:42:12

-Now, for the winners.

-Hey!

0:42:120:42:14

Hey! Look at Sandy's face.

0:42:140:42:18

£200 up on the snuff mull, basically.

0:42:180:42:21

That was the big secret, wasn't it?

0:42:210:42:23

And well found, Kate.

0:42:230:42:25

Had you any idea when you found it for £70

0:42:250:42:27

that you were going to be in for such a surprise?

0:42:270:42:30

I didn't think it was going to be quite that good, I have to say.

0:42:300:42:33

No. Upside of £200, very, very good.

0:42:330:42:37

Anyway, overall, £225 is passing from me, sir, to you.

0:42:370:42:44

And I'll just keep it.

0:42:440:42:46

Hey!

0:42:460:42:48

What about Hell's bells?

0:42:480:42:52

You're going to be in trouble, boy.

0:42:520:42:54

We've had a great show.

0:42:540:42:55

Thank you for joining us

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-and join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?

-Yes!

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