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Another beautiful antiques fair,

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in another beautiful part of this fair island of ours.

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That can only mean one thing.

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Let's go bargain hunting, yes!

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Today we're at the Royal Bath and West Showground,

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near Shepton Mallet in Somerset,

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a place that is of course famed for its cider and the Wurzels,

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but I'll bet you my combine harvester

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that our teams will be able to reap

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some good bargains here today. Ooh, yes.

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-WEST COUNTRY ACCENT:

-'So, what's in store today then, bargain hunters?

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'Well, we've got two teams with very different tactics today.'

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They home in on things in a very particular way.

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-Shoes.

-Shoes?

-Shoes.

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-We like the head.

-We do like the head.

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'The Blues may look gentle,

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'but they're prepared to be ruthless to win.'

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-Take them down?

-No!

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We want to smack the red ones on the nose.

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Smack the red ones on the nose?

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'The aim of the game actually is for each team to spend

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'up to £300 on three items, before selling at auction.

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'The biggest profit or smallest loss wins the day.

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'So let's meet these teams!

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'No catching flies.'

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Well, we've got two teams of friends today.

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-For the Reds, we've got Angela and Kerry. Hi, girls.

-Hi.

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-And we've Avril and Pat. Hi, girls.

-Hello.

-Lovely to see you.

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Now, Angela, how did you two meet?

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She used to date my little brother, about five years ago,

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they're not dating any more but we've been good friends ever since.

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Well, that's nice, isn't it?

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So the friendship has survived.

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Angela, what do you do for a living?

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At the moment I'm working for a record label.

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I'm their writer, doing press releases and articles.

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Who do you send your press releases to? Around the UK?

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Well, just to music magazines and music internet sites.

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Kerry deals with that. She's the press officer.

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What do you do when you're not writing?

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I love to cook, experimenting with food.

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-I'm good at soups.

-Really good at soups?

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I like finding unusual vegetables,

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putting them in the blender and seeing if they taste good.

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-Do you like a bit of cooking too, Kerry?

-Definitely.

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-Yes?

-I worked in a pub for a while, doing a bit of cheffing

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and made lots of cake.

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-Cake. In a pub?

-Oh, yes.

-What sort of a pub is this?

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A good pub!

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You're pretty keen on footy, aren't you?

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Yes, I have to be because my dad likes it

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and he'd disown me if I didn't support the right team.

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-Who do you support?

-Bristol Rovers.

-Somebody's got to.

-Oh, I don't!

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-That's one thing we disagree on.

-Do either of you collect anything?

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I just like weird things that no-one else has.

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Are you going to try and find the quirky and the oddball today?

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Yes, but we'll keep our business minds on as well...

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But it's definitely going to be a partnership between the two of you?

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-Definitely.

-Are you definitely going to win today?

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I should think so.

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We'll have to see and it will be very good fun, I promise you.

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Anyway, welcome.

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Now, girls, are you excited about this?

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-Absolutely.

-Definitely.

-How did you two meet, Avril?

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I had a bed and breakfast business in Chippenham and Pat came to stay

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when she was buying a house in Chippenham.

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We struck up a friendship ever since.

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-Do you still live nearby one another?

-Quite nearby, yes.

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-Do you still run the guesthouse?

-No, not now.

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-I've got too old for that.

-Oh, have you?

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-Gosh, yes.

-What did you used to do when you were working?

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-I was a registrar, births deaths and marriages in London.

-Were you?

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-Did you have any surprises ever?

-Oh, yes. Yes.

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-What sort of things happened to you?

-Strange names, unusual names.

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I had a baby once called Whoopsie.

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Did you?!

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-Can you remember what the surname was?

-No.

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-Was the second name Daisy?

-No.

-Whoopsie Daisy?

-No.

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-It wasn't as bad as that.

-No, no. Do you collect anything between you?

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-I collect cruets.

-Cruets?

-I expect there's about 24, 25 sets.

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What about you, Pat? What do you collect, darling?

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I've got about 200 key rings from travelling around.

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-Key rings?

-Yes, key rings.

-This is fun, isn't it?

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I think we're going to have a riot today, don't you?

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Here we go, look. The money moment, £300 a piece. You know the rules.

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Your experts await and off you go and very, very, very good luck.

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Our teams are joined by a pair of keen experts to guide them

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on their way.

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Donning their thinking caps for today's show,

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are elder statesman, Jeremy Lamond,

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and the young pretender, Henry Meadows.

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-Pat, Avril, how are we doing today?

-Oh, good.

-Oh, fine.

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So, ladies, what are you looking for today?

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It's got to be something that really jumps out at you.

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Something old, something a bit unusual.

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-Are you going to beat the Reds?

-Definitely.

-No question!

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-Anything connected with the local history.

-All right.

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Something nautical.

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-Should we go?

-Yep.

-Yep.

-Let's go bargain hunting.

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-I think it has spent more time in a pub than on a ship.

-A bit like us, really.

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These are quite nice, aren't they?

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Oh, my! All breakages must be paid for, Pat.

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-You've heard of Pitcairn Island, presumably.

-Yes.

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-Fletcher Christian.

-That's it.

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-A souvenir from Pitcairn Island.

-That's good. That's nice.

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-I should think it's a pipe rack.

-I'd think so, yes, with those holes.

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That's a nice piece of wood, too.

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What's interesting about it, though, is that it's made by survivors

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on the island and made for the tourist market.

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But it's nice because it says souvenir from Pitcairn Island,

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home of the mutineers of the Bounty, 1790.

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It's the sort of thing people collect.

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-It's a good collectors' market.

-That is quite nice.

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-What do you think of this one?

-Not a bad maker.

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But not the oldest telescope in the world.

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I can spy on people! It's quite a nice piece.

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-It's a very attractive object.

-I'll show you a little trick.

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-Over there, I can see what the Blues are buying.

-Oh, can I have a look?

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I think we better get over there!

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Spying on the opposition, eh? Really, Jeremy!

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Can we go for it, then? See if we can beat them down?

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Obviously, we need to be beat them down.

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Yeah. That's quite a lot of money.

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If we can get it down to 30 or 35, then it might stand a good chance.

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-Do you want to do some negotiating on that one?

-Go on, Pat.

-Come on.

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Morning.

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-What's the best you can do on that one?

-38.

-38?

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-36?

-What about 35?

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-Round it up.

-36, that's the final offer.

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-35 sounds better than 36.

-35 sounds best.

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-Round it down.

-35, all right.

-OK.

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So, have you got a deal? Shake the lady's hand.

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-Well done.

-Thank you very much. Thank you.

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A nautical theme is developing and the Blues are the first to set sail,

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leaving the Reds marooned.

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-£27?

-I don't think so. They'll be more than that. But they are quite striking.

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-They're fantastic!

-I think they're Indian.

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I think they're probably 1920s or '30s because of this padding here.

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It's quite worn and faded.

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-So these aren't new in any way.

-It's lovely and smooth.

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-It's got lovely texture to it.

-It's lovely and smooth.

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Where do you think it would have been hung?

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I think it would have been hung on a wall as a trophy piece.

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Because these are substantial, aren't they?

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I think that is a big bull.

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I think that these will appeal to pubs or gastro pubs.

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-They're just so unusual.

-I think, once they're cleaned up,

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you might find a couple of people fighting over them.

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They might make 100.

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-Would we like to inquire about these horns?

-Yes, I think we would.

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Would we like to inquire about these horns?

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-Hey, the horns are 75. That is not bad, is it?

-How about 60?

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Think I can get it down to 60?

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-Yeah.

-She will take 60.

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-OK, we'll take them!

-Yeah. High-five!

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I think we've grabbed the bull by the horns

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and we're quids in for the first one.

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-Let's carry on as we started off.

-Carry on.

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£60 to grab the bull by the horns, eh?

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Punt-tastic!

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Those horns are quirky enough. Now, what's cooking for the Blues?

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-These look nice.

-I think they're lovely.

-They're lovely.

-Yes.

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They look very heavy.

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-Do you know which factory might have produced them?

-No, I don't.

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-They're by the Doulton factory.

-Are they?

-They're cauldrons, obviously.

-Yeah.

-That's the form.

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-Should we ask how much they are?

-Yes.

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-Excuse me, how much are the pair of cauldrons here?

-The price is £180.

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-£180.

-Oh!

-Each?

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-No, for the pair.

-For the two.

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That's probably a bit high, really, for auction.

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-We won't get that back.

-Yeah.

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If they came in for sale, I would say, probably,

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-£100, £150.

-My very best price would be 150.

-OK.

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Obviously, we need to respect the gentleman's lowest figure,

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but for us, I think it's going to be a bit too much for today.

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-Yeah, I think so, too.

-OK. So, shall we move on?

-Yeah.

-OK.

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-What about those stripy ones there?

-A good variety.

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The Blues are taking it gently, in the autumn of their lives.

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While the Reds are looking decidedly frantic.

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Or is that madness?

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Peg leg! Peg leg! Peg leg, peg leg, peg leg!

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-Oh, it's beautiful!

-I like that.

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-This goes with Bristol's history of pirates, obviously.

-Yes.

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-Like Black Beard's peg leg, I recognise it.

-Yes, definitely.

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-You've caught me on the hop a bit, because I don't know a lot...

-Jeremy, the pun master.

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-It's not a stand-alone item.

-No, definitely not.

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But with some help, I think it could go far.

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Do you think anybody at all ever on Bargain Hunt has bought

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-a peg leg before?

-No.

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I think it is unusual item.

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-I don't think, looking at the pricing here, that there's much money in it.

-No.

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But if you're set on your leg...

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I think it would be one small step for the auction,

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-one massive leap for Bargain Hunt.

-I think so.

-Yeah.

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I think we're only, really, in terms of time, in the second leg.

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Oh, enough of those lame jokes.

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Maybe we'll find a better peg leg.

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I don't think we're going to find many peg legs here.

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Hey, look, over there. Look, there are the Reds.

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-Oh, right, OK. I wonder how they're doing.

-Let's see.

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-Oh, it's the Blues!

-Oh, God!

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This is turning into a Bargain Hunt standoff.

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Quick, hide the leg, hide the leg.

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-They won't be as good as us.

-No!

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I hope they're going to hop off pretty soon.

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-How many have you bought? We bought a massive horn.

-All right, good.

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We're just on our second leg, really. How do you feel, ladies?

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-Very good. Very good.

-Come on, you Blues!

-See you later and good luck!

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-Wow, they look like they're going ahead. We better speed up.

-Yeah.

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-We've got to catch up.

-Time to leg it, Reds.

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-We want something to really jump out at us.

-Jump out.

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-Like a deer or something?

-Something that is not within this world.

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Oh, right, OK.

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I don't think we've had a UFO on Bargain Hunt before, Avril.

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Meanwhile, let's teleport over to the Red Team.

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-Look, lawn bowls.

-Oh, golly!

-Oh, wow!

-A pub would really like that.

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-We like this.

-It's by Jaques,

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quite a famous late Victorian-Edwardian maker

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of carpet bowls and croquet sets, especially.

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We've got the Jaques, and it's actually marked Jaques. That's really nice, isn't it?

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-This ties in with your pub theme, doesn't it?

-It does.

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So, you've got the horns above the bar

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and then you've got the lawn bowls out back

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and you're going to have a drink and a bowl, aren't you?

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-How do you know so much about lawn bowls?

-Misspent youth.

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THEY LAUGH

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-So, do you like that?

-Yeah.

-I think we do, yeah.

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-Do you want to negotiate?

-I think we shall.

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-We might have hit the Jaques pot.

-The Jaques pot.

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-For the bowls?

-Yeah, you've got 68 on them.

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-I wonder if you would take 50 at all?

-Ah... 68...

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-Yeah.

-Do we have a deal?

-Lovely doing business with you.

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-Lovely.

-Thank you.

-Thank you very much.

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The Reds scored their second item, they're on a roll!

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So, what do our teams think of their experts so far?

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-He's lovely, isn't he?

-He's very nice!

-I want him to be my uncle.

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I've got ten grandchildren and I'll add him to the list.

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-And Jeremy's jokes?

-They're a bit antique, but I suppose it fits.

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Oh, look, Jeremy, you can improve your jokes.

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-Yeah, cheers.

-Leave the jokes to me, eh, J?

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-What are those little things there, by your hand, Henry?

-These?

-Yes.

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Oh, right. They're made of conch shells, from the conch shell.

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They're cameos.

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-You know, you've seen nice Victorian cameos?

-Yes.

-Things like that?

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That's what they are. They've got electric cables,

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which, obviously, means they've been lights at some stage.

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They'd look nice with a nice light inside them, wouldn't they?

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Absolutely. You've got a mythological scene on yours.

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-Sort of Grecian female.

-Yes. How old do you think they would be?

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Looking at the style of carving, they're going to be early 20th century.

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Perhaps 1910, 1920. Obviously, they're priced up at £28 each.

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Yeah, but you're not going to pay that.

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Perhaps, if we could buy the two, we could put them as one lot.

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-Yeah, they're rather nice.

-Do you like them? I want you to be happy.

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If they were rewired, I think they would be really, really pretty. And it would be worth doing.

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If they came in to auction, I would say £40 for the two.

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-£40?

-You should be doing... You should be doing this.

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-You want to do some negotiating?

-He won't give any more, I don't think.

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-We'll see what we can do.

-He can only say no.

-That's right.

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Hi, these two.

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-They're much too expensive for us.

-Right.

-£40 for the two?

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-Go on, it's a nice day.

-Go on.

-Yes?

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Well done, Avril! Looks interesting.

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-How much have you paid?

-£40.

-That's marvellous!

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-What do you think about them, Hen?

-I think they're smashing.

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They're sort of tourist quality,

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-but they're lovely and inexpensive at £40 for the two.

-I think so.

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-And when they're lit up, they'll be lovely.

-They come from Naples, right?

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The Bay of Naples. The old conch has come in from the bed

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-of the Mediterranean.

-Oh, I see.

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And the lovely Neapolitan craftsperson has cut this away

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just like a cameo.

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-That's right.

-Very clever, isn't it?

-I think they're lovely.

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-Well, girls, that's extraordinary.

-Oh, aren't we clever?

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Aren't all three of you clever! On that, I'll shove off. Thanks, girls.

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-Bye.

-Bye.

-Bye. See you later.

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I hope those shells don't wash up at auction.

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Both our teams have just one more item to buy

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and no time to get distracted. Go, J.

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-Wow, look at those shoes! Shoes, shoes!

-Shoes!

-Shoes, shoes!

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I think they're my size, actually.

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-Anything to add, Jeremy?

-Shoes...

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Didn't think so.

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-When I was a little girl, about six or seven...

-Yeah.

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We had this bath in the kitchen.

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-And I got out of the bath, stepped back and sat on top of one exactly like that.

-Did you?

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Oh gosh! It's what? An old kerosene stove.

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-That must've given you a bit of a fright.

-It gave me something!

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Ooh, painful! It's hotting up.

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And with the clock ticking, the Reds are on the charge!

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-We can't handle too much.

-The Blues are taking it nice and steady.

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They want something a bit classy.

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-What about some good quality stuff?

-Oh, all right. OK.

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I'm all about quality.

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-What price do you think they are? James?

-Henry.

-Henry.

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They'll cut that bit out!

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-Pat?

-You have to watch Pat because she does tend to wander off.

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They were £60, those tall ones.

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Well, we can look at those in a minute.

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But Avril's got an idea in her mind

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and she just wants to run through it.

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What do you think about those two that we saw first of all? The pair.

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-I like those.

-They were absolutely beautiful.

-They were good quality, weren't they?

-Yes.

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I think, at the moment, we've only got bric-a-brac.

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Yeah, we don't give them what he asked for.

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-No, we need to get him down to £120, £130.

-Yes.

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-We do, honestly, in order to make a profit.

-If we can do that,

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-because he did say 150. He's got to come down more than that.

-Yeah.

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-And we'll have them.

-OK. You lead the way, I'll follow.

-OK.

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Avril's got a plan. Less haste?

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But with time running out, the Reds have stepped up a gear.

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-So, we've got about ten minutes.

-And counting.

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I don't think they had any marks on them.

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These are the ones that we saw, Henry.

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-I think they are lovely.

-And what are the marks like on them?

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-Inside, there is an impressed mark.

-Yes, there is. 1904.

-1904.

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-Let's have a look.

-There you are.

-Oh, yeah. 1904.

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1904 is not the date, it's the pattern or the mould number.

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-I see, OK.

-But also, I've noticed here, can you see "EB"

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incised into it?

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-"EB." It's very difficult to see, actually.

-Oh, yes.

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That's going to be the decorator's mark.

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I'm afraid, off the top of my head, I don't know who EB is.

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-Do you think you could make a profit on those?

-I don't think...

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If we sell these, were not going to be sitting on a beach dining off the profit.

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No, I don't think so either.

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We could have some fish and chips.

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-We might get to Skegness on it.

-OK.

-See what you can do.

-OK.

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What would be the lowest you would take on these?

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-It would have to be 140.

-135?

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-Go on, it's a lovely day.

-It's worth a try.

-I'm a pensioner.

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-Well, so am I!

-So are we!

-So am I!

-I like your style. Use your charm.

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-OK.

-All right?

-Yeah, fine.

-We shake hands on this?

-We will indeed.

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-If I can reach.

-Don't drop the vase.

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Oh, I wouldn't do that. I think that's lovely.

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-Thank you very much.

-You're welcome.

-Good.

-OK.

-Well, that's it.

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-Well done.

-OK.

-Thanks.

-That old Greek Aesop had it about right.

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With a bit of focus,

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the blue tortoises have beaten the red hares to the finishing line.

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We got very bold towards the end. We wanted to spend big. And we did.

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We want to smack the red ones on the nose.

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Oh, smack the red ones on the nose?

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-Steady on, girl.

-Cup of tea time?

-Yes, definitely.

-Yes, please.

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-Let's go. Come on.

-Okey-doke.

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The Blues meander off for their hard-earned cuppa.

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Meanwhile, the manic Reds are pushing it right up to the wire.

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Keep up, Jeremy! It's almost last orders.

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And look what we found, Jeremy.

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OK, so what you've got here is a Victorian police truncheon.

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A lot of these were made by Field of Holborn

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and are marked or stamped on the end.

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And this one is here. Hard wood, as you would expect.

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And you've got the remains, really. 25 here. You've got the remains...

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You've got some usage just over here.

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-..of the Victorian painting.

-So what would've been painted on here?

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Well, the royal coat of arms was often painted on here.

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It would be blacked over there.

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The only problem you've got now is that this one is cracked.

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-How much is the truncheon?

-30.

-I think that's worth a go.

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You've had bull's horns, you've had carpet bowls.

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So, the last bit for your pub, something for behind the bar?

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-Are we a done deal?

-We are.

-I think so.

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-Let's go and have a pint.

-Excellent idea.

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Job done, time for refreshment.

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-There's a real head on that.

-Definitely.

-Cheers.

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That's it, stop the clock.

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Your destiny is sealed, there is no going back.

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Let's now check out what our teams have bought, shall we?

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The quick-fire Reds wanted quirky, and they got quirky.

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They're hoping to skewer the bidders with these impressive cattle horns,

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bought for £60.

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That is if they haven't been rustled already. Yeah.

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Maybe they'll play a blocker with this quality set

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of garden bowls, for £50.

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And if the damage doesn't knock them off track,

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this Victorian truncheon for £30 might just do the business.

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Hey, you lot. You better watch out, it's just about to rain.

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-Have you had a nice time?

-Yes.

-We got everything in the nick of time.

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-Got some very interesting objects.

-Oh, yes.

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And what did you spend all round?

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-140?

-140.

-OK, I'd like 160 of the leftover lolly, please.

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-OK, here you go.

-Thank you very much. Lovely. £160.

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-Jeremy, that's a tidy sum.

-I'm quids in this weekend.

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Apart from your jokes, what else are you going to invest in?

0:21:370:21:42

Well, I think I might look for something small and profitable.

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-So...

-For a change.

-Yes!

-Good luck with that.

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Meanwhile, why don't we check out what the Blue team bought, eh?

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The sure-footed Blues ambled their way through their purchases

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and think this souvenir of Pitcairn Island, bought for £35,

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might generate some interest at auction.

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Will these early 20th century cameo lamps made from conch shells

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light up the room at £40?

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And they're hoping these two Royal Doulton cauldrons

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will do the business.

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Just look at these girls. Have you had a good time or not?

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-I've thoroughly enjoyed it.

-Avril, well, I don't know, I've heard all sorts of stories

0:22:190:22:23

-as to what you've been getting up to, you two.

-Everything.

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-That Patricia, I don't know.

-She is a one.

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-She is a one, isn't she?

-Definitely.

-How's it gone for you, Henry?

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They've both been great team-mates, I think we've got some good items.

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-Yes.

-How much did you spend all round, girls?

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-Well, I've got £90 to give you.

-£210.

-210, plus a bit of change.

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-Well, £90 is enough to go and do something, Henry, isn't it?

-Notes and shrapnel, thanks very much.

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-It's a good size fair and there's a lot of variety.

-Yes.

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And very good luck. And good luck, Henry.

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Meanwhile, we're heading off to Kelmscott Manor,

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which is an extraordinary place, as you're about to find out.

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Kelmscott Manor stands on the river plain

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of the upper Thames in the Cotswolds.

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The house was built around 1600 by the Turner family,

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who lived here for 300 years before advertising it for rent in 1871.

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In the same year, William Morris, the designer,

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was looking for a country house to which he could withdraw

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from the pressures of his life in London.

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On discovering Kelmscott, he fell in love,

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describing it as heaven on earth that he had seen in a dream.

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When Morris died in 1896, his widow Jane bought the house

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and she passed it on to their youngest daughter, May,

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who lived in it until she died in 1938.

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May was determined that the manor should remain as it had been

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during her father's life. Accordingly, in her will,

0:24:230:24:27

she bequeathed the house to the University of Oxford,

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who eventually passed it into the hands

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of the Society Of Antiquaries in London.

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The society has thoroughly and sympathetically repaired the property,

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and the house now lives again as a beautiful country home

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and memorial to Morris. When May Morris took over the house,

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she brought with her some of the items from the Red House,

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their previous family home of five years in London.

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These two hangings were particularly important to May Morris

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because, of course, her parents, when they went to Red House as newlyweds,

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needed, like all newlyweds, house furnishings.

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And her mother, Jane, discovered this blue serge.

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And William came up with the design, incorporating daisies,

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a particular favourite theme of his.

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And together they snuggled down in the winter evenings

0:25:240:25:29

and worked up these hangings with these designs,

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which are very special.

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We have another Red House piece of furniture here,

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which is a settle, a settle which William Morris was keen on

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as a type of furniture because it harked back to a medieval period,

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when, of course, draughts coming in

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and the protection of your head and back were important.

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It's interesting, the treatment

0:25:550:25:57

that William Morris gave this leather covering

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because these top sections have been decorated with stencils,

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some sort of lino or potato cut which repeats,

0:26:040:26:10

rather like tiles running along in this section.

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And the lower part, which has some pretty comprehensively

0:26:140:26:18

decorated panels of tooled leather. You can see the tooling here

0:26:180:26:22

in all these almost lizard-like scales

0:26:220:26:26

and then painted on the outside, exquisitely, in my view,

0:26:260:26:30

with quite thick impasto paint, are stylized carnations.

0:26:300:26:35

The big question today is, of course, for our teams,

0:26:350:26:39

what sort of condition are they going to finish up in over at the auction?

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We'll find out soon enough, as we're in Bristol...

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..in the capable hands of Simon Rayner at Dreweatts Auction Rooms.

0:26:490:26:54

-Hi.

-Hello, Tim.

-Very nice to see you.

0:26:550:26:58

We start off with some pretty wacky horns here for the Reds.

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I mean, these are amazing.

0:27:030:27:04

They are huge. They're amongst the biggest I've seen.

0:27:040:27:07

Where do they come from, Simon?

0:27:070:27:09

They could've come from Highland cattle.

0:27:090:27:11

I'm not an expert in this field. It's difficult to find out.

0:27:110:27:14

They could've come from a Highland cow, but they're enormous.

0:27:140:27:18

It would be a monster of a cow, wouldn't it?

0:27:180:27:20

-Might come from India.

-Could be, yes.

0:27:200:27:22

Well, I think it's a spectacular decorator's piece, don't you?

0:27:220:27:26

-Yes, yes.

-I mean, redo the pad, clean them up a bit, it's quite something.

0:27:260:27:30

It really is, yeah.

0:27:300:27:31

-How do you value them?

-£50 to £80.

0:27:310:27:34

I think it could do towards the top end of that estimate, though.

0:27:340:27:37

-It's a guess, isn't it, really?

-Yes.

-I mean, they paid £60.

0:27:370:27:41

-That's a good punt, I think.

-Now, the garden bowls.

0:27:410:27:45

-Gosh, this looks like a tatty old group.

-It is a little bit tatty.

0:27:450:27:48

I mean, Jacques are probably the best name in lawn bowls and croquet.

0:27:480:27:53

We have sold an identical example,

0:27:530:27:55

except in much better condition, for £38 a couple of years ago.

0:27:550:27:59

I looked through our auctions.

0:27:590:28:00

I think £30 to £50. What's nice,

0:28:000:28:03

it's got the ceramic jack still with it. That's good.

0:28:030:28:06

And you've got the instructions.

0:28:060:28:08

-They're just a little bit tatty. But you've got the box and everything.

-Yeah.

0:28:080:28:12

-Anyway, £50 was paid. Your estimate is £30 to £50?

-Yes.

0:28:120:28:17

-They might be a bit light.

-They're going to take a tumble, possibly.

0:28:170:28:21

-And the third item is the truncheon.

-Yep. Truncheons are collectible.

0:28:210:28:25

They need to be in much better condition than that, though, really.

0:28:250:28:29

You've got the remains of paint there. It's been badly cracked.

0:28:290:28:33

Nice turned grip on it. But I think it's going to be £10, £15.

0:28:330:28:37

OK, £30 paid. So, I fancy they're going to need their bonus buy,

0:28:370:28:40

so let's go have a look at it.

0:28:400:28:42

-Now, Ange, Kerry, leftover lolly, are you excited?

-Yeah.

-Definitely.

0:28:430:28:48

OK, £160 Jeremy had. What did you spend it on?

0:28:480:28:50

Well, I've got something under here which

0:28:500:28:52

isn't immediately obvious as an object.

0:28:520:28:54

I want you to tell me what you think it is. Not what it's worth,

0:28:540:28:58

but what you think it is.

0:28:580:28:59

-Is it a sewing machine?

-A sewing machine? Any others?

0:29:010:29:06

-Does that wheel move?

-It does move. And here is a little cotton reel.

0:29:060:29:12

That is a clue.

0:29:120:29:14

-Oh, you're such a tease, Jeremy.

-I am.

-You really are.

0:29:140:29:17

Is it for spinning or something?

0:29:170:29:19

In this country and Europe, what we do is use a chalk line.

0:29:190:29:22

If you're in Japan and you were an architect

0:29:220:29:25

and you wanted to mark out an area, you would get your

0:29:250:29:28

sumitsubo, which is what this is.

0:29:280:29:31

What you would do is drag your cotton reel over the ink here

0:29:310:29:37

and pull it out as far as you wanted to with your inky line

0:29:370:29:41

and mark your territory out.

0:29:410:29:43

Once they completed the building,

0:29:430:29:45

they would have sumitsubos presented ceremonially as a mark of

0:29:450:29:49

respect and thanks for the building that you had designed and marked out.

0:29:490:29:54

Now, these have been made for many centuries

0:29:540:29:58

and it's a traditional Japanese architect's tool.

0:29:580:30:02

-People like Japanese stuff, don't they?

-£95 paid.

-Oh, really?

0:30:020:30:07

When I bought this, very quickly, in a very busy fair,

0:30:070:30:11

I thought it was rosewood.

0:30:110:30:13

But looking at it here and feeling it,

0:30:130:30:16

I shouldn't be able to bend this wheel in my fingers.

0:30:160:30:19

And what I've bought here is a bit of plastic.

0:30:190:30:22

So, that doesn't mean that it wouldn't still work as an object.

0:30:230:30:27

-But it wouldn't be as valuable.

-Obviously not, no.

0:30:270:30:30

I don't know if people are going to pay for plastic.

0:30:300:30:33

No, I don't think they would either.

0:30:330:30:35

-But there's a lesson in that really.

-Try before you buy.

0:30:350:30:39

I'll get my coat.

0:30:390:30:41

Well, everybody is taken in by these very, very clever reproductions.

0:30:410:30:46

But as a matter of interest, let's find out what the auctioneer

0:30:460:30:49

thinks about Jimmy's plastic sumitsubo.

0:30:490:30:52

-Well, there you go, over to you, Simon.

-Really unusual object.

0:30:540:30:57

I've never seen one of these before. I had absolutely no idea what was.

0:30:570:31:03

Very ornate.

0:31:030:31:04

But something didn't feel quite right about it as I was looking at it.

0:31:040:31:09

And it looks as though it's carved wood, but it's not, plastic.

0:31:090:31:13

-This could be in the last 20 or 30 years.

-What's it worth?

0:31:130:31:18

I don't think it's worth an awful lot of money.

0:31:180:31:20

It's a mass-produced item, I would think, being in plastic.

0:31:200:31:23

An interesting item, but £30 to £50. Someone might take a gamble on it.

0:31:230:31:28

OK, £95 paid by Jeremy.

0:31:280:31:30

Anyway, that's it for the Reds, with their completely wacky group.

0:31:300:31:33

We'll move on to the Blues.

0:31:330:31:35

We've got an early-20th-century pipe rack.

0:31:350:31:39

Pitcairn items are collectible, but I don't particularly rate this one.

0:31:390:31:43

-There's no great quality to it.

-No. Well, it's just crudely carved, isn't it?

-Yes.

0:31:430:31:48

I've been to the Pitcairn Islands. It's a miserable rock in the middle of nowhere.

0:31:480:31:51

-What's your estimate?

-£10, £20.

-OK, I think that's fair enough.

0:31:510:31:55

They paid £35. What about these conch shell lamps?

0:31:550:31:58

Yeah, I quite like these. It's a shame it's two rather than a pair.

0:31:580:32:02

Different seams, different bases.

0:32:020:32:04

They'd look great with a light inside them,

0:32:040:32:06

seeing the light through that relief carving.

0:32:060:32:09

It's a nice object. I'd say £50 to £80.

0:32:090:32:11

£40 paid. They'll be all right.

0:32:110:32:13

I hope they should see a profit on that, small profit.

0:32:130:32:16

-And we've got these wacky cauldron pots by Doulton.

-Yes.

0:32:160:32:19

They scream Royal Doulton, don't they?

0:32:190:32:21

Edith Beard, I think, the artist inscribed EB.

0:32:210:32:24

Great condition, which is absolutely vital.

0:32:240:32:27

Nice examples I can see selling for £80 or so as a single item,

0:32:270:32:30

so the two of them together, I think 120, 180.

0:32:300:32:35

OK, that's positive. £135 for the pair.

0:32:350:32:37

To find a pair like that in brilliant condition in a retail environment is quite good.

0:32:370:32:42

-I think that's a good buy.

-Excellent.

0:32:420:32:45

Well, I don't think they're going to need their bonus buy,

0:32:450:32:48

but let's have a look at it anyway.

0:32:480:32:50

-Now, Avril, Pat, you spent, you darlings, £210, yes?

-Yes.

-Yes.

0:32:500:32:55

You gave £90 to our Henry. What did you spend it on, Henry?

0:32:550:32:59

-I hope it's something good.

-Are you excited?

-Yes! Definitely.

0:32:590:33:03

-What do you think to this?

-BOTH: Oh.

0:33:030:33:05

-A little bit short.

-Well, have a look at it anyway.

0:33:050:33:08

-Can I ask what we're supposed to do with it?

-It's a collectible.

0:33:110:33:14

There's lots of people out there that collect corkscrews.

0:33:140:33:17

-Any idea what sort of age?

-With a shaving brush on the end?

-Shaving brush!

0:33:170:33:20

It would depend what time you got up in the morning, wouldn't it?

0:33:200:33:24

That brush is known as the butler's brush.

0:33:240:33:27

-You use it to get the cork off the bottle.

-Oh, I see!

0:33:270:33:29

Any ideas about the age of it?

0:33:290:33:32

-Well, it's jolly old, that's for sure.

-1800s?

0:33:320:33:35

-It's going to be 1820, 1830, that sort of period.

-Really?

0:33:350:33:40

That confused me.

0:33:400:33:42

Well, it would, wouldn't it? Because that is made of badger's brush.

0:33:420:33:45

If the butler needed a close shave in the morning, he could have a quick whip-up.

0:33:450:33:49

-It's rather nice, isn't it?

-Yes, it is.

0:33:490:33:51

-It's in good condition for its age.

-The big question is...

-What did you pay for it?

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What would you pay for it?

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I have no idea but I would imagine somewhere around £40-£50.

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-50 or 60.

-We're on the right sort of wavelength.

0:34:030:34:06

-I paid £35 for this.

-Is that all?

-Really?

-Oh, gosh!

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-£35.

-I would have though you'd make a little bit on it,

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if you get the right person there.

0:34:130:34:15

-It's a collectible.

-Yes.

-I think that's the way the market's moving.

0:34:150:34:19

I wouldn't be surprised if it made £40 or £50.

0:34:190:34:21

Well, Henry, that's successful. Let's find out for the viewers

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what the auctioneer thinks of Henry's corkscrew.

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-There we go, Simon.

-OK, nice 19th-century bone corkscrew.

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Bone rather than ivory. You can see the flecks here.

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Pretty good condition. You can see the worm here, nice and long.

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Sometimes they've been broken off.

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And very collectible corkscrews are.

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-Very strong market.

-A lovely thing, I think. Estimate?

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-£30, something in that region. £25-£35.

-Is that all?

0:34:480:34:52

I think so, yeah.

0:34:520:34:53

We might get a little more if we get a corkscrew collector

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but there are better examples.

0:34:560:34:58

Our Henry paid £30 for that. I quite rate it.

0:34:580:35:01

He's made a pretty good buy, there.

0:35:010:35:03

I'd be disappointed if it didn't make £60-£80 - one in that nick.

0:35:030:35:08

-See what happens.

-We'll see what happens on the day.

-Yep.

0:35:080:35:11

-So, girls, happy?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-Which will bring the best profit?

0:35:190:35:23

I think the horns look like the coolest thing in this room.

0:35:230:35:27

They must be.

0:35:270:35:28

-Your horns look like the coolest thing in this room.

-Yes.

0:35:280:35:31

It's quite a nice description. Well, you paid £60.

0:35:310:35:35

The auctioneer loved them, he has put £50-£80 on them.

0:35:350:35:37

-That's good!

-So, in the right frame.

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And, quite frankly, if you're in the market

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for two enormous horns like that, this is the place to buy them.

0:35:430:35:46

Not going to find better, not around here.

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Anyway, first up are the enormous horns and here they come.

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624, then, is the large pair of horns being shown there. Lot 624.

0:35:510:35:57

£50 for this lot. £50.

0:35:570:36:00

40 to start me. £40. 40 bid. Thank you. At £40. 45 now.

0:36:000:36:04

-At £40. 45? At 45. 50.

-I don't believe this.

-At £45.

0:36:040:36:10

-50 anywhere? At £45, all done?

-Oh, no, girls.

0:36:100:36:15

How disappointing!

0:36:150:36:17

-Minus £15.

-He sold them, though!

-He sold them?

0:36:170:36:21

Were you worried they wouldn't sell?

0:36:210:36:24

OK, here come the garden bowls.

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625. Jean Jacques & Son. Set of eight lignum vitae bowls

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with the original ceramic jack.

0:36:300:36:32

£20 for this lot. 20 anywhere? 20, thank you. 22 now then.

0:36:320:36:36

-At £20 only.

-This is like walking through porridge, isn't it?

0:36:360:36:41

22 anywhere? All done at £20 then?

0:36:410:36:45

So sorry for you. £20 for that is minus 30. This is not right.

0:36:450:36:49

Now, the truncheon.

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Lot 626. Three commission bids here.

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Starting off at £22. 25 anywhere? At £22 with me. 25? 25? 28.

0:36:550:37:00

-30. 32. 35.

-Profit.

0:37:000:37:03

-32 with me then.

-Profit! Profit!

-35 anywhere?

0:37:030:37:08

At £32. All done at 32 then? Thank you.

0:37:080:37:11

£32 is plus £2, which reduces your losses to only minus £43.

0:37:110:37:17

-I think we should go with the bonus buy.

-I don't think we should.

0:37:170:37:21

-You're not going to go with his buy?

-No.

0:37:210:37:24

Well, that is a huge relief all round.

0:37:240:37:26

The decision was made, we're not going with the bonus buy,

0:37:260:37:30

but we're going to sell it anyway and here it comes!

0:37:300:37:33

Next lot, lot 630. Unusual piece here. It's a Japanese sumitsubo.

0:37:330:37:37

Commission bids here with me at £30. 32 I can take in the room now.

0:37:370:37:41

At £30 here with me. 32. 35. 38. The lady's bid at £38. 40 now?

0:37:410:37:46

At £38. 40 for anyone? All done at £38?

0:37:460:37:50

The lady's bid. Sale in the room at £38. All done at 38? Thank you.

0:37:500:37:57

So that's two short of 40, which is 55, minus 57.

0:37:570:38:01

So, never mind you didn't go with it. It matters not a jot.

0:38:010:38:06

You preserved your score at minus £43, which could be a winning score,

0:38:060:38:09

so don't say a word to the Blues.

0:38:090:38:11

-You never know.

-Not a word to the Blues.

-Not a word.

0:38:110:38:13

-Now, Patricia, you bought the pipe rack from Pitcairn, yes?

-Yes.

0:38:220:38:26

You paid £35. The auctioneer's estimate is £10-£20.

0:38:260:38:31

-Oh.

-That's not so good, is it?

-No.

-No. Avril?

-Yes?

0:38:310:38:36

-You went with the conch shell cameo lamps, yes?

-Yes.

0:38:360:38:39

You paid £40 for those. You go to the top of the class

0:38:390:38:42

because the auctioneer has estimated £50-£80 on those.

0:38:420:38:45

-Oh, good!

-That's good, isn't it?

-That's encouraging.

0:38:450:38:47

So, with luck, you'll make back what Pat has just lost on her pipe rack.

0:38:470:38:52

-Oh, well, that's fair enough.

-I'll hang my head in shame!

-I think you two are in clover today.

0:38:520:38:56

Anyway, first up is the pipe rack from Pitcairn and here it comes.

0:38:560:39:01

650 is the hardwood pipe rack. A Pitcairn Island item.

0:39:010:39:06

Lot 650. £20 for this lot. £20. 20?

0:39:060:39:10

£10, then. 10 is bid. Thank you, at £10. 12 anywhere now then?

0:39:100:39:15

-At £10. 12 for anyone? At £10.

-Uh-oh.

0:39:150:39:18

Maiden bid of £10. 12 anywhere? All done at £10 and selling.

0:39:180:39:22

-Thank you.

-Did he say £10? That's a disgrace. Minus 25.

0:39:220:39:26

651, then. Two 20th-century conch shell cameo lamp globes. Lot 651.

0:39:260:39:32

-Now, conch!

-£40 for this lot.

0:39:320:39:34

-40 to start me.

-Stand by, Avril.

0:39:340:39:38

30. £30 anywhere?

0:39:380:39:42

-20 is bid. At £20.

-Cheap!

-22. 25. 28. No?

0:39:440:39:49

£25. You're sure?

0:39:490:39:52

28. 30. 32.

0:39:520:39:54

No? At £30. 32 now. At £30. All done at £30?

0:39:540:39:59

I'm selling at 30 then. Thank you.

0:39:590:40:02

£30 only he sold them for. Minus 10 on that.

0:40:020:40:04

-Uh-oh.

-652 then.

0:40:040:40:07

A pair of Doulton three-handled salt-glazed stoneware cauldrons.

0:40:070:40:11

Lot 652.

0:40:110:40:13

£100 start me on this lot. £100. Pair of them there. 100. 100.

0:40:130:40:19

No? 80 to start me then. £80. Thank you. 85 now. 85. 90.

0:40:190:40:25

95. 100.

0:40:250:40:27

110.

0:40:270:40:29

-Getting there.

-At £100. All done at 100? 110 anywhere?

0:40:290:40:35

At £100 then.

0:40:350:40:37

Thank you.

0:40:370:40:39

-Way under his estimate!

-That's terrible! That's dreadful!

0:40:390:40:42

-I'm going to cry!

-That's awful!

0:40:420:40:46

-Oh, I'm really disappointed.

-So, what are you going to do?

0:40:460:40:49

-Go with the corkscrew?

-BOTH: Yes. We might as well.

0:40:490:40:52

-Might as well sink.

-You are? Well, that's a sound move. Here we go.

0:40:520:40:57

656 then. The corkscrew turned bone handle with brush, lot 656.

0:40:570:41:03

£30 for this lot. £30?

0:41:030:41:07

I'll start on commissions at 20. 22 now in the room.

0:41:070:41:10

-At £20 here. 22 anywhere? At £20. 22 for anyone?

-Worth more than that!

0:41:100:41:14

£22. Commission bids out.

0:41:160:41:18

At £22. 25 anywhere? At £22.

0:41:180:41:21

-Thank you.

-Minus £8 on that, so that is minus £78.

0:41:230:41:28

Well, girls, it could be a winning score.

0:41:280:41:31

Clearly not our day today.

0:41:310:41:33

Definitely not. Bread and marge tonight!

0:41:330:41:36

Dear, oh dear, oh dear.

0:41:490:41:51

Well, it's no secret to the teams

0:41:510:41:54

-that the water in the auction room today was not running down your gutters, was it?

-Definitely not. No.

0:41:540:41:59

It was disappointing results all round, I'm afraid.

0:41:590:42:03

But on this programme we have to have winners and runners up.

0:42:030:42:07

And the runners up today are the Blues.

0:42:070:42:10

-Which is really tough for you to take, isn't it?

-Very much.

0:42:100:42:13

-You are so competitive, Avril.

-I know. We tried.

0:42:130:42:15

And, Patricia, I don't know what to say, really. I could cry for you.

0:42:150:42:19

If only I could find one item you made a profit on.

0:42:190:42:23

Just a close profit! But, sadly, it wasn't today, was it?

0:42:230:42:28

-No, I'm afraid not. Can we come back?

-Of course you can.

0:42:280:42:30

-Any old time. Come back tomorrow.

-I'll get the hang of it by then.

0:42:300:42:34

Well, it's been brilliant having you. Thank you.

0:42:340:42:37

The victors today, who win by only managing to lose £43, are the Reds.

0:42:370:42:42

Which is a miracle, isn't it? And you did actually make a real profit.

0:42:420:42:46

The only team to make one profit on one item today was the Reds

0:42:460:42:50

-and they managed to make £2!

-Yes!

0:42:500:42:53

Which is something else, isn't it?

0:42:530:42:55

Gobbled up by those losses, which totalled 43. Anyway. There it is.

0:42:550:43:01

-You had a good time, Ange, did you?

-Yes, I think we did.

0:43:010:43:04

-We're flushed with victory.

-Flushed with victory!

0:43:040:43:06

That's why you're the Red team. We had a lovely day.

0:43:060:43:10

-Join us soon for some more bargain hunting, yes?

-YES!

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I know, you're sitting there thinking,

0:43:140:43:17

"I could've done better than that." Well, what's stopping you?

0:43:170:43:22

If you think you can spot a bargain, go to our BBC website and apply.

0:43:220:43:26

It will be splendid to see you!

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