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Today, we're in Derbyshire. Spoilt for choice.

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Beautiful grounds, stunning views, loads of stalls. And of course...

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ALL: Hi!

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..that lot!

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Let's go bargain hunting!

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# These boots are made for walking

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# And that's just what they'll do

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# One of these days, these boots are gonna walk all over you. #

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Kedleston Hall is an 18th-century mansion house

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set in 820 acres of spectacularly muddy grounds.

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Still, there's no time to get stuck in the mud today.

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Our teams are gearing up cos they've only got £300

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and an hour to shop and hopefully dig out those bargains.

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Coming up on today's show, the reds find time to get chatted up.

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Kiss me!

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While the blues don't waste any time.

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-Straight up.

-World record! Yes!

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So, let's meet our teams.

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So, today's red team, we have friends Kerry and Jan.

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At least, they're friends at the moment.

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And for the blues, we've got Dave and Liz, father and daughter.

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Hello, everyone. Lovely to see you.

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Now, Kerry, how did you two girls meet?

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We met on the first day of uni when we were both a bit

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late for the course and we ended up sitting together.

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Jan apologised for smelling cos she'd had to run.

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-I said, "That's OK cos I smell, too."

-In my credit, we both had to run.

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It was quite unfortunate,

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so maybe that's why we were drawn to each other.

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Because of the smell.

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-Whatever it was, it worked cos we're still friends.

-That's a tremendous admission!

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So, what do you do for a living?

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I'm a secondary-school teacher at a school in Sheffield.

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-What's your subject?

-I teach art.

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And do you do a bit of modelling for Jan?

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Yeah, for Dolly's Delights vintage business.

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-I go and do some pictures for her, stuff that she sells.

-Good for you.

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-Jan, is that your business, then?

-It is, yes.

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-Vintage clothing and home-wear.

-Have you got a little shop, then?

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Yes, it's a unit within a larger centre in Sheffield

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and I sell from there.

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It's quite a good sense of community in there.

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So, what got you going in that, then?

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My own love of vintage and sort of borderline hoarding.

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I couldn't keep it all and that's how it came about,

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the opportunity was offered and I accepted

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and my house isn't bursting at the seams quite so much now.

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I bet you if you asked half the dealers here at the fair how they

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started, they will all have started as enthusiastic amateur collectors

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who've just got into the business cos they love it so much.

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You can't keep it all.

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All that experience! Oh, not looking so happy about this.

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-We're already worried.

-Liz, you're a student. What are you studying?

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I'm in Leeds University, doing fine art. A bit like Kerry.

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And what do you hope to do with it at the end of the day?

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Eventually, when I get a bit of experience,

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hopefully I'll do tattooing,

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so I'll get a tattoo shop and do a bit of scribbling on people's skin.

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-Seriously? Might you go into the tattoo business?

-Yeah, why not!

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-Enough people have done it.

-Quite right, too.

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-It says here that you've got very strong political views.

-Yes.

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-So are you going to give us the SDP view of...?

-Oh, shush!

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When I went to university,

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I got very political and I've always been quite like that.

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My parents are quite political.

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So I just joined the Socialist Worker Party and started from there.

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-You've got the angry brigade.

-Yes, angry!

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-She is.

-Dave, it says here that you're a man of the cloth.

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You've left your dog collar at home today.

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-I'm going for the blue team today, not the black team.

-Quite right.

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I've been a Church of England minister now for 18 years.

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-Have you really? You started as a boy, then!

-Yeah, very young man.

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You look so young!

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-Thank you.

-That's what I mean. He's been a vic for 18 years.

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It's all the creams! LAUGHTER

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Yeah! Let's not go there! No. lovely. So, where is your parish?

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I serve in two parishes at the moment.

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One called St John's Walton, in Chesterfield, but I also

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serve in the Crooked Spire, the world famous Crooked Spire of Chesterfield.

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-St Mary's.

-That is an amazing spire, that.

-Yeah.

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Now, you two blues, what is your tactic today?

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How are you going to lash these experienced reds into the ground?

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-We're going to spend big.

-Big money.

-And leave our expert just 50p.

-Yeah.

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-Is that the plan?

-Yeah.

-Yes.

-That's really Christian of you!

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LAUGHTER

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Anyway, on that happy note, here's your dough, £300.

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You know the rules. Your experts await and off you go.

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And very, very, very good luck!

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Well, we'll be all right today, won't we?

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-Dancing in the mud for the red team, we have Anita Manning.

-And hup!

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And for the blues, it's Philip Serrell,

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who seems to be having a quiet moment to himself.

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Come on, old friend.

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OK, girls. The rain's stopped. There's plenty of mud.

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What do you want to buy?

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Everything!

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-Is there a plan?

-Buy big.

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-I'm into cheap tat.

-Cheap tat.

-I have expensive tastes, Anita.

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I think we're all going to get on great!

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-So, £300, buy big.

-And leave you with 50p.

-Leave me with something!

-50p.

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That's a cheese sandwich. Come on, let's have a go.

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-WHISTLE BLOWS

-And they're off.

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I've got a feeling these girls are going to be like kids in a sweet shop.

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-Everything's catching my eye.

-Is it?

-Absolutely everything.

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-Kerry!

-How funny we're both drawn to the monkey bowl.

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-I like the monkey bowl.

-Have a wee look at it. Pick it up.

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Oh, it's not as heavy as I thought.

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-Now look underneath.

-105. But this could be the big one, out of everything.

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Who wanted to buy something expensive?

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It's kind of a compromise, maybe. It's not the whole budget.

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There's no name on it,

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so that's something that you've got to think about.

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But it's a smashing thing. It's ugly and we're looking for something which has got

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-a wee bit of an edge.

-I'll be kind and say "unusual"!

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Nothing wrong with ugly sometimes.

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-We might have to have a think, cos that's a lot of money.

-OK.

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Always nice to have something to fall back on, though, girls.

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Good start.

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Now, what's Philip got up his sleeve for the blues?

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These are... When your dearly beloved was ashes to ashes...

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-Dust to dust...

-There you are, you see.

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These would have been just in front of the altar with the coffin resting on them.

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In 18 years of ministry, I have never seen anything like this.

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-Can you do any movement on your price?

-Come on, for a Father.

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-An actual Father.

-Not a blood father...

-260.

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So what on earth would you want to do with coffin rests at 260 quid?

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Well, I think what you'll do is get a piece of glass cut that wide

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and I think they would make just the most fantastic table.

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That's cool, yeah.

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-But it's like 260 quid.

-What are they going to make in auction?

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Well, I think if you're going to have a bad day,

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they're going to make between 100 and 150 quid.

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On a good day, I can see them making between 250 and 350.

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We're early on at the moment.

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We could come back if they were 230, maybe.

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240 is the very, very best I'll do.

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That's the death. Sorry, a bit of a pun there. I didn't quite mean that quite the way it sounded.

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Can I ask you to do us a favour?

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-Could you keep them for us for an hour?

-Yeah, if you want.

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Can't guarantee we'll have them. But hang on to them for an hour for us.

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Thank you very much indeed.

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So, it's no for the now.

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Hold on a minute, Liz.

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Hold your horses.

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At what sum would you buy those now?

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-We've got to leave something. 220.

-220.

-220?

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Why don't you go and offer him 220 and we'll take them now?

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-Leave it to me.

-Hold on, I'll leave this with the Lord!

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Go on, help him out.

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Yeah, I think you may just need a bit of extra help there, blues.

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Sir, how about 220 and we'll take them now?

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-I can't do it. 240 has got to be the bottom line.

-30? Go on!

-I can't.

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For a man of the cloth!

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No, if I would, I could, but I can't.

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-It's got to be there.

-OK. We'll leave them and come back.

-I think so.

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-We'll be back.

-Thank you.

-Thanks very much.

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He's not budging, blues.

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But if it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

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-I like this as well.

-What do you like?

-I like the clock.

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-Is that Art Deco?

-Mm-hmm.

-Yay!

-It's working.

-It's working?

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-Is it a wind-up one as well?

-It is.

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It has a pendulum, but I haven't put it on because it has to be level.

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-It's dings very prettily.

-Oh, wow! Yeah.

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It dings prettily. This is an important fact!

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This is a great saleswoman.

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-It's got a nice ding.

-It's got a nice ding.

-How much is it?

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I've got 125 on it. But absolute best would be 95.

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What do you think about that?

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-I love the shape. I think that it looks great.

-I really like it.

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You really like it. Can you come down to maybe about 70?

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No, much too low.

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At the absolute, absolute, for you ladies, would be 85.

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But it may forfeit the monkey bowl.

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We'll have to have a think about him.

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-I like the clock. Oh... I like the clock.

-Let's go for the clock.

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-There may be more monkeys and unusual things.

-Shake on it, girls?

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-Yes, definitely. Thank you.

-I really hope you do well.

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Lovely. Thank you.

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Great, girls! First item in the bag. But in the meantime,

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the blues just can't drag themselves away from those coffin stands.

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It's a slight problem now.

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Cos we've given ourselves a bit of jeopardy that we're going to

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go round thinking we've got to keep 240 quid back for those.

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-I know.

-That's true actually. If we buy them now...

-Then at least we know it's done.

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-Otherwise, we're going to walk round here...

-And go how much, how much. Let's just go and buy them.

-OK.

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-You go. See if you can get 235, 230.

-Smile.

-OK.

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Anything. Do better than... All right?

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-Go on, off you go.

-That's not hard.

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Good luck, Liz. I think you'll need it.

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-We'd like to buy them, but...

-I can't.

-Please?

-I can't.

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I honestly can't because they're...

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I'm more than happy to take them home.

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And have either two small glass table tops made for them

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or a big one and I will get very good money on that.

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-Just five pounds.

-I can't.

-You can't do it.

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Oh, what are we going to do?

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-We're going to have to do 240. Yeah?

-Go on, then.

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-Yeah. We'll do it for 240.

-Lovely.

-Thank you.

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Hey! You certainly coughed up on that one, blues.

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Only ten minutes in and you've spent £240.

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Now, have those red girls found anything strange yet?

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-Do you have anything really unusual?

-We've got a chastity belt.

-Oh!

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-A chastity belt?

-Yes. A unisex chastity belt.

-Oh! Even better!

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I think we've got to see... Are you girls interested in a chastity belt?

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-Yes, we'll have a look at it.

-We're going to have a look at it.

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We're into things that are just unusual, so that ticks both boxes.

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Here you are, girls, a chastity belt...

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-With the lock!

-With a lock, uh-huh.

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-It's really heavy!

-I think it's unisex.

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-How much is it?

-35.

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I think... Keep it in mind, girls.

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It's fab, but I would have to push you on 35, if I'm honest.

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Purely because I just don't know, other than the obvious,

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who would buy it.

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-Is it a thinker and come back?

-Maybe, yeah.

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It's good fun,

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probably not good fun for the person that wears it, right enough.

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THEY LAUGH

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-They managed to get out, that's the main thing.

-They managed to get out.

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Absolutely girls! So, with only £60 left,

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two items to find plus something for a bonus buy,

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those big-spending Blues need to think cheap.

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I tell you what, I like those boxes up there.

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-Have you seen those?

-I like those, too. I spotted those.

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But I think, unless I'm wrong, they are just brand-new.

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Yeah, but they LOOK older.

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They're wicked, great fun, brand-new.

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-Yeah, I make all them.

-You make these?

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-Yeah.

-They do smell new, though.

-Yeah.

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So, if I was going to buy them,

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which is best... this is where we need a bit of inside info here.

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-London Candle Co. That's the best one, is it?

-Yeah. Bestseller.

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-They're a fiver, you said?

-No.

-I didn't think you did.

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-I need to make profit.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-I'll do one for eight.

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-OK.

-Oh, lovely.

-Which do you reckon is best for us to sell?

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Perhaps that one?

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-That hasn't got a bar on the top.

-No, that one hasn't.

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-Anyone with...

-The bars, because they make them into wine boxes.

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-Yeah, wine boxes.

-Yeah.

-Anything like that.

-Do you like those?

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Yeah, I do. I think I would use them.

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So... And they're useful.

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-And which do you think...?

-You could put books in them.

-Yeah.

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I think this is the best one to go for, he's right, this one.

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This is what's ridiculous about this game. We've got a brand-new, boxwood box,

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that never existed for any London Candle Company in 1749,

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because it didn't exist, but it's a very decorative thing,

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which would sit in the kitchen,

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-would look great with a bottle of wine on each side.

-Yeah.

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-You're selling it to me, Phil.

-I like that.

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-Do you like that?

-Do you like that?

-I do.

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The point is, the worst that can happen is it'll make a fiver,

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-the best, it'll make 10 or 12 quid.

-It's not much of a loss, is it?

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-Let's do it.

-I think we might...If you'll pardon the pun.

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After we buried ourselves with those things over there,

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I think we could be on damage limitation here.

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-Oh dear, Phil!

-Let's do it.

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-Are you sure you can't get it down a little more.

-Just give me £7.

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-Good man!

-OK, we're off!

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Gosh, you are fast workers, Blues!

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Two down and only 15 minutes in.

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Meanwhile, I think the girls have got stuck in the mud.

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They just haven't moved!

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I'm quite fond of the radio, it caught my eye,

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because of the leopard, I think that's quite unusual.

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-Very your style, actually.

-Yeah!

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-Any sort of details on dates?

-It's a 1959 GEC,

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It's one of the very first VHF radios

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-and you can use it everyday, because it's good quality sound...

-It still works then?

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Oh, absolutely, if you press the left-hand button, it'll make a noise.

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Oh! It does.

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It does need a bit of tuning in.

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THEY LAUGH

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Can it be bought for £20?

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It couldn't be bought for £20, no.

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It could be bought for £32.

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And that is why I will never be a rich man.

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It's for discounts like that.

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-25?

-If you wave £30 at me, you could buy it.

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Wee bit of rust along here on the handle.

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-I mean, I love it to bits.

-It's Brillo pad character.

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Brillo pad character? Well, I think it's got bags of style.

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That period is a period that people are interested in.

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-Very much so.

-Very fashionable at the moment.

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-Rather than, perhaps, the Victorian equivalent.

-That would go in any home,

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-whether modern or traditional.

-It's a classic.

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-It's a style thing.

-It's a classic.

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I think my mind would be made up.

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-Yeah, I'll go with that.

-Did you say you'd do it for 30?

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I did say 30, yes.

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-That's fine.

-Thank you.

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-Brilliant.

-I agree. Yes.

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Girls, you've made your second buy. What a team!

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Well, you girls are certainly in tune with one another!

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Two down!

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-Oh, wow!

-How much are those?

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Really cool.

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I thought ministers were supposed to have a modicum of sense about them.

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-It's macabre. I deal with death.

-No, no...

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-... no, no...

-What's wrong with that?

0:16:240:16:27

What is right with that? That's a definite no, no, no.

0:16:270:16:30

Unless that gentleman is paying us to take it away, that's a no.

0:16:300:16:34

That'll be a no, then, Blues.

0:16:340:16:36

Liz, can you see anybody in front of this?

0:16:360:16:39

-I could preach at this you know.

-Luckily, Phil couldn't.

0:16:390:16:44

Now, I see the girls have found a new friend...

0:16:440:16:47

Oh, that's awesome.

0:16:470:16:50

Oh look, does it work?

0:16:500:16:53

Hello, Kerry.

0:16:530:16:56

Kiss me, you fool!

0:16:560:16:59

That is ace!

0:16:590:17:01

He looks quite old as well, I don't want to break him.

0:17:010:17:05

-Oh dear, that's fantastic.

-Hide his modesty!

0:17:050:17:09

-I don't know who'd buy him, I like him.

-Wow!

0:17:090:17:12

I'm just concerned at how fragile he is,

0:17:120:17:14

-that's probably the first thing that comes to mind.

-Yeah.

0:17:140:17:17

-Do you know any dates on him?

-'40s, '50s, I would say.

0:17:170:17:22

-How much are you wanting?

-I've got £75 on him.

0:17:220:17:24

Oh, no, no that's not 75, is it?

0:17:240:17:28

-You'll not find another one.

-I know, I know, yeah.

0:17:280:17:30

-It's very individual.

-I think Anita is finally lost for words.

0:17:300:17:35

-While the Blues, have gone off piste.

-That is cool.

0:17:350:17:40

People would put that on their wall. See what I mean?

0:17:400:17:43

But we are on a limited budget here. I'm not even going to ask...

0:17:430:17:46

there is no price, I'm not even going to ask you the price,

0:17:460:17:49

-but we've only got 23 quid.

-Only.

0:17:490:17:51

-Lordy, Lordy Lord.

-How much are they?

0:17:510:17:54

23 quid.

0:17:540:17:56

How much are they?

0:17:560:17:59

-I'll do them for 23 quid.

-How much did you want?

0:17:590:18:01

-How much were they originally?

-48 quid.

0:18:010:18:03

-Do you want them?

-It's quirky.

-Yeah, it's cool.

-They're £23.

0:18:030:18:07

-Do you like 23 quid?

-That would leave you with how much?

-30 quid.

0:18:070:18:11

-Excellent. OK, let's do it.

-Is that you want?

0:18:110:18:14

-Cheers. Thank you very much.

-You're a gentleman. Thank you.

0:18:140:18:17

Lordy! That was like the grand slalom of Bargain Hunting!

0:18:170:18:22

Three items bought, £270 spent

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and only 18 minutes on the clock.

0:18:250:18:27

-Wow!

-We did well there, didn't we?

-We did really well.

0:18:270:18:30

-Quick though.

-Quick.

-Straight up.

-World record. Yes.

0:18:300:18:35

I mean those skis at £23, they can't possibly go wrong, can they?

0:18:350:18:40

So while the Blues squelch off to hang up their wellingtons...

0:18:400:18:44

Get out of it!

0:18:440:18:46

... the Reds are still pondering over their new-found friend.

0:18:460:18:50

Buy me, girls. Buy me, girls.

0:18:500:18:53

Take me home with you...

0:18:530:18:55

If he was a tenner, I'd say...

0:18:550:18:58

The girls have said if he was a tenner, they would buy him.

0:18:580:19:02

-I bet you they would!

-Yeah, this is it, pushing our luck a bit.

0:19:020:19:05

-He's quite fragile...

-Ask him if he'll take 25.

0:19:050:19:08

-Go over to him. Go over to him.

-I can't smile!

0:19:080:19:11

-Take that with you.

-I'll make HIM ask him.

0:19:110:19:15

He can't say no to a little man!

0:19:150:19:17

-Excuse me.

-Yeah, it's all right.

0:19:170:19:21

-He wants to ask you something.

-Go on, then.

0:19:210:19:25

Could you... He wasn't going to whisper!

0:19:250:19:27

He's not shy!

0:19:270:19:29

THEY LAUGH

0:19:290:19:32

-Would you sell me for £25, please?

-I couldn't, seriously I couldn't.

0:19:320:19:36

Aw!

0:19:360:19:40

He's really upset now!

0:19:400:19:42

# Lonely, I am so lonely... #

0:19:420:19:47

Meany! # Lonely... #

0:19:470:19:51

-£40, that's absolute.

-I don't know...

0:19:510:19:55

He's like those dodgy ex-boyfriends,

0:19:550:19:57

he's a bit of a liability, nice to look at,

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but a possible liability when it comes to auction.

0:20:000:20:02

See if you could bring it down another wee bit.

0:20:020:20:05

Well, £35.

0:20:050:20:08

The market loves unusual items and he's quite unusual.

0:20:080:20:12

Well, we did say ugly, didn't we?

0:20:120:20:15

-I didn't hear you say that!

-We did say ugly!

0:20:150:20:19

Come on, we had a giggle, somebody will probably feel the same.

0:20:190:20:23

OK girls. Are you going to buy?

0:20:230:20:26

I think we pretty much decided when we came here.

0:20:260:20:29

I think it's worth buying, are you coming to the auction, pal?

0:20:290:20:32

-Yes.

-Yay! I'm really pleased.

0:20:320:20:36

I don't think you'll get much work as ventriloquists, girls,

0:20:360:20:40

but another very quick round, though at only 20 minutes.

0:20:400:20:43

-Mwah!

-You little charmer!

0:20:430:20:47

I feel a little bit left out.

0:20:470:20:49

Do you want to kiss me? No!

0:20:520:20:55

Now, you teams have shopped so fast

0:20:550:20:57

I don't even get to say my time's up line!

0:20:570:20:59

-We've definitely got the items to beat the Blues, haven't we?

-Yeah,

0:21:000:21:03

we've gone for the unusual, sort of collectable things,

0:21:030:21:07

I think we're going to win.

0:21:070:21:08

Stylish, edgy... Yeah.

0:21:080:21:11

The girls spent £85 on this Art Deco marble mantel clock.

0:21:130:21:17

They forked out £30 for this 1950s transistor radio.

0:21:180:21:22

And they all fell for the charms of their new little friend

0:21:220:21:26

who cost them £35.

0:21:260:21:28

Well, this is a jolly tribe, isn't it? All giggles.

0:21:300:21:33

-Did you enjoy your shopping?

-Yes.

-Yes. It was great.

0:21:330:21:36

Quite speedy, these girls. What about you, Anita?

0:21:360:21:38

I had a great time, the girls were fabulous.

0:21:380:21:41

You spent how much?

0:21:410:21:42

-£150.

-Who's got the £150 of left over lolly.

0:21:420:21:45

-Kerry.

-Thank you very much.

0:21:450:21:48

I'll pass that straight over to darling Anita,

0:21:480:21:52

-what are you going to do with that?

-I'm going to buy a girly thing.

0:21:520:21:55

-Oh, cool.

-Oh!

0:21:550:21:57

Well, good luck with that and good luck, team.

0:21:570:22:00

Now, why don't we check out what the Blue team bought, hey?

0:22:000:22:03

The Blues lavished £240 on this pair of brass coffin stands.

0:22:030:22:08

Then, got a good discount on the brand spanking new wooden box,

0:22:080:22:12

only seven pounds paid.

0:22:120:22:14

Finally, they didn't waste any time buying this pair of vintage skis,

0:22:140:22:18

oh no, which cost them £23.

0:22:180:22:20

Shush!

0:22:200:22:21

-Well, well, well, that was fun, wasn't it?

-Very much.

0:22:210:22:25

Yeah, what a dad/kid combo!

0:22:250:22:27

-Yes!

-Now, yes, Liz, tell us what's your favourite piece, darling?

0:22:270:22:31

-I like the skis.

-That's your favourite?

-Yes.

0:22:310:22:33

-Are they going to bring the biggest profit?

-Of course.

0:22:330:22:35

-Of course.

-Dave, which is your favourite piece?

0:22:350:22:38

I think the funeral trestles are really good. Very good.

0:22:380:22:41

-Good for trade, though.

-I want them.

0:22:410:22:45

£270 spent. Who's got the £30 of leftover lolly?

0:22:450:22:48

-That's me.

-That's me.

-What did you expect?

0:22:480:22:51

I know, the girls have got the £30.

0:22:510:22:53

Well, over it goes to the master.

0:22:530:22:55

The master who can take £30 away and make it into £60 just like that.

0:22:550:23:00

Thank you so much.

0:23:000:23:01

These guys spent 18 minutes buying three items

0:23:010:23:05

so I'm going to have to go, because I've got six minutes to buy one. I'll see you.

0:23:050:23:08

Good luck Phil, meanwhile, were heading off to Birmingham,

0:23:080:23:11

hopefully to pick up an impression or two.

0:23:110:23:14

The Barber Institute of Fine Arts is a gem of a gallery,

0:23:160:23:22

set within the grounds of Birmingham University.

0:23:220:23:25

Inside, this striking Art Deco building

0:23:250:23:29

is a collection formed by the Henry Barber Trust

0:23:290:23:33

of masterpieces, dating from between the 14th and the 20th centuries.

0:23:330:23:39

The sort of quality of works that you might associate, perhaps,

0:23:390:23:43

with the National Gallery or even the Wallace collection,

0:23:430:23:46

but they're here, in Birmingham and I can't wait to have a look at them.

0:23:460:23:51

Lady Barber, founder of the Barber Institute in 1932,

0:24:030:24:07

declared that the objects in the collection

0:24:070:24:10

should only be of exceptional and outstanding merit.

0:24:100:24:14

And here, in the Blue Gallery,

0:24:140:24:16

we've got a fair crop of those relating to the Impressionists,

0:24:160:24:21

including works by Manet, Monet,

0:24:210:24:24

Pissarro and Degas.

0:24:240:24:28

The Impressionist movement originated in France,

0:24:290:24:32

between the 1860s and the 1880s

0:24:320:24:34

as a reaction against traditional art

0:24:340:24:37

and its strict rules.

0:24:370:24:39

The artists favoured quick, broken brush strokes,

0:24:410:24:45

capturing a fleeting moment in time, which gave their paintings

0:24:450:24:48

a spontaneous and unfinished appearance,

0:24:480:24:51

using brilliant colours.

0:24:510:24:54

And some of these techniques, you can see demonstrated

0:24:540:24:58

in Manet's enormous portrait of his friend, Carolus-Duran.

0:24:580:25:05

A very quick and frenzied way in which that background

0:25:050:25:09

has been painted in with a broad brush stroke,

0:25:090:25:13

creating the impression of an extensive park.

0:25:130:25:17

This is typical of Manet's early work

0:25:180:25:21

because the outline of the figure is enclosed by dark lines.

0:25:210:25:25

The Impressionists ignited a revolution

0:25:330:25:35

with their use of vibrant colour and movement.

0:25:350:25:39

Here in the painting created by Monet in 1882

0:25:390:25:44

we see one of his techniques in practice.

0:25:440:25:49

In increasing liked to paint outdoors, en plein air,

0:25:490:25:52

and in this scene entitled the Church at Varengeville in Normandy,

0:25:520:25:59

we see a moment captured at sunset.

0:25:590:26:03

Monet would set up, up to eight canvasses at the same time

0:26:040:26:08

that he would be working on simultaneously,

0:26:080:26:11

capturing the atmospheric moments.

0:26:110:26:15

Here we can see the isolated Church of Varengeville on a ridge

0:26:150:26:19

and all these bright orange flecks, either side of it,

0:26:190:26:23

are the sun going down.

0:26:230:26:26

No doubt, the next version would have a slightly different effect,

0:26:260:26:31

a different impression of that sunset.

0:26:310:26:34

This painting is unmistakably by Paul Gauguin.

0:26:380:26:43

It's entitled the Bathers at Tahiti

0:26:440:26:47

and was painted in his second visit to the island in 1897.

0:26:470:26:52

These girls have been surprised by something.

0:26:520:26:56

They were taking a nice little bath when somebody came along.

0:26:560:27:00

Quite how Paul Gauguin achieved this when he had to have

0:27:000:27:03

an easel on which he is painting this painting, I don't know.

0:27:030:27:07

One of the interesting things to note is this very,

0:27:070:27:11

very coarse canvas which is typical of so many of his decision pictures.

0:27:110:27:17

Probably it's just sack cloth from sugar sacks, nailed onto

0:27:170:27:23

a stretcher and then roughly daubed with these vibrant colours.

0:27:230:27:28

It's rather lovely though, don't you think?

0:27:280:27:31

The big question today for our teams over at the auction, what sort of

0:27:310:27:34

an impression are they about to make and will they coin in any cash?

0:27:340:27:38

Well, we've popped from Derbyshire to Staffordshire

0:27:510:27:54

and we've come to Richard Winterton auctioneers

0:27:540:27:58

at Lichfield auction centre to be with the boss,

0:27:580:28:01

to be with the Richard Winterton himself.

0:28:010:28:05

-I'm delighted to have you.

-Well, we're very happy to be here,

0:28:050:28:07

-I tell you because this is just a fab place.

-Good.

0:28:070:28:10

Now the Red team, Kerry and Jan, they got thoroughly overexcited

0:28:100:28:14

and their first item is this geometric Art Deco mantel clock.

0:28:140:28:18

-That's pretty handsome, Richard, isn't it?

-Yeah, it looks good.

0:28:180:28:20

Part of garniture set, would have had a pair of urns at the side of it.

0:28:200:28:24

-A couple of urns, probably with birds on them.

-I'd have thought so.

0:28:240:28:27

-I don't think that it matters that it hasn't got its urns.

-Not at all.

0:28:270:28:30

-This is the important bit, this is the gutsy thing.

-It's good.

0:28:300:28:34

-Is that £150 worth?

-No, I don't think so.

-Oh, not that great then!

0:28:340:28:39

-How much?

-I think we're going to be 70, 80-ish, somewhere around there.

0:28:390:28:43

They paid 85.

0:28:430:28:45

I'm not going anywhere, frankly, with the transistor radio.

0:28:450:28:48

There's one thing I'm not so partial to, is that fake cheetah skin stuff.

0:28:480:28:53

-They like it.

-Do they?

-They do. 1950s.

0:28:530:28:56

-I suppose it is, isn't it?

-They like it.

0:28:560:28:58

It has something of the plastic lavatory seat about it for me.

0:28:580:29:02

I'm obviously not with it, old fruit. I'm with Art Deco, and not with this stuff.

0:29:020:29:07

-All right, give us your best on the transistor?

-I think we'll go 20-30.

0:29:070:29:12

Not too strong because they paid 30.

0:29:120:29:14

-Steady, as they used to say in Devon.

-20-30 is a good price.

0:29:140:29:18

OK, let me manipulate you with this ventriloquist's doll.

0:29:180:29:22

-Is that something that appeals?

-Not particularly.

-Oh.

0:29:220:29:25

I don't know, watch my lips.

0:29:250:29:30

I might be doing that later myself.

0:29:300:29:33

How much?

0:29:330:29:35

I think the same again, 20-30 and I think that's on the top side of it.

0:29:350:29:39

£35 was paid. That's £35.

0:29:390:29:43

Watch out. I think this team could well need their bonus buy quite seriously.

0:29:430:29:48

Let's go and have a look at it.

0:29:480:29:50

-Now, girls, this is exciting, isn't it?

-It is.

0:29:500:29:52

What has Anita Manning spent your £150 of leftover lolly on?

0:29:520:29:57

OK, Anita, show us your wares, baby.

0:29:570:30:00

Oh, wow. It's red, even better.

0:30:000:30:04

-Is that a hair slide?

-It's a belt buckle. It's from the 1930s.

0:30:040:30:09

It Art Deco and has these lovely, crazy,

0:30:090:30:13

red plastic elephants who are meeting together.

0:30:130:30:18

-Red, I thought it was absolutely for you, girls.

-Fab, yeah.

0:30:180:30:23

-Did you spent all of it on this?

-I paid £25 for it.

-You're so good!

0:30:230:30:28

You've got £150 and you didn't spend it all. Wow!

0:30:280:30:33

Is that what you would buy for the shop, darling?

0:30:330:30:35

I would actually, yeah.

0:30:350:30:37

It's always easier if the belt is with it but you can make it

0:30:370:30:40

to which ever belt you choose. I love the colour.

0:30:400:30:42

It goes perfectly with your shoes.

0:30:420:30:45

-Goes with the shoes.

-Exactly, yeah.

0:30:450:30:47

It goes with the tops, the lips.

0:30:470:30:50

-Anita is one of us girls.

-I know.

0:30:500:30:52

It's about the style, the red.

0:30:520:30:54

-I'm going to apply to join the team.

-THEY LAUGH

0:30:540:30:57

-You could wear the belt.

-You're so good!

0:30:570:31:00

If I was a paid-up member! I think it's great.

0:31:000:31:03

Really, really good. What would you like to see it make?

0:31:030:31:06

I would like to see it making £40.

0:31:060:31:09

I think we're all feeling very warm and wonderful about this.

0:31:090:31:12

Let's find out what our male auctioneer thinks about it.

0:31:120:31:15

OK, Ricardo, over to you. I know how you're fond of plastic jewellery.

0:31:170:31:21

-It doesn't do a lot for me, I'm afraid.

-It's not your colour, is it?

0:31:210:31:24

-It's not my colour.

-No! It's got elephants on, people love elephants.

0:31:240:31:28

It depends what they paid for it, that's the answer for that. It doesn't do a lot for me.

0:31:280:31:32

-OK, fine, what's your estimate?

-About 20-ish.

0:31:320:31:34

This is a typical Anita item, this. She paid £25.

0:31:340:31:38

She's that canny, she's probably on the money with it.

0:31:380:31:41

-We'll run with it and see where we go.

-Lovely, that's it for the Reds, now for the Blues

0:31:410:31:45

and what a mixture they've got.

0:31:450:31:46

Now listen, there's a pair of these jobs

0:31:460:31:48

which have been sent from heaven to challenge you.

0:31:480:31:51

-Coffin stands, apparently.

-OK.

0:31:510:31:54

-Are you with it?

-Yeah.

-Lovely. Do you like them?

0:31:540:31:57

Looking at them now, we might have undercooked it just a touch.

0:31:570:32:00

-Shove a slab of glass on the top, nice smoky glass.

-OK.

0:32:000:32:04

Ram it down to one of those smart places in London which sell

0:32:040:32:08

that kind of stuff, isn't there some money here?

0:32:080:32:10

There some money but how much money is going to be the next question?

0:32:100:32:14

Come up with your best money. What's your best price on that?

0:32:140:32:17

Our official one, that's gone in the catalogue is...

0:32:170:32:20

MUMBLES: 40-60.

0:32:200:32:22

-40-60?

-But I think I've been a bit mean.

0:32:220:32:26

-There must be 100 to 150. It's got to be.

-I think we missed one out.

0:32:260:32:30

£240 they paid for this.

0:32:300:32:32

If you struggle to 120, they are already £120 down the proverbial.

0:32:320:32:37

It's 240 when you've had all the work done to get

0:32:370:32:39

it into your coffee table to take to London.

0:32:390:32:42

I think you are probably right, Richard.

0:32:420:32:44

The next item is not going to do much, one way or the other to help them.

0:32:440:32:47

This old bit of box that's knocked up here

0:32:470:32:50

with a fake stencil on the front. How much is that worth?

0:32:500:32:53

15, £20, something like that. They like this sort of thing.

0:32:530:32:55

I know it's not very old, I know it's been knocked up,

0:32:550:32:58

I know it's got the lettering but to the general public

0:32:580:33:01

-it a seller and I can see it making 20 plus.

-That's marvellous.

0:33:010:33:05

They only paid £7. If they make £21, they've tripled their money.

0:33:050:33:08

That's all day, all long.

0:33:080:33:10

Anyway, I feel a bit of a downhill whoosh coming on.

0:33:100:33:13

-What about these old-fashioned skis.

-We see a lot of them, we really do.

0:33:130:33:17

-What do you do with them?

-They are quite rustic, aren't they?

0:33:170:33:20

-Do have many ski bars down town?

-I can't say we do.

-To decorate?

0:33:200:33:23

I would find it difficult to where you'd place those.

0:33:230:33:25

-It's not in the games room exactly, is it?

-No. 20 to 30.

0:33:250:33:29

-Is that where you're at?

-Yeah.

-£23 paid. That's not too bad.

0:33:290:33:33

Basically they've got two average performers

0:33:330:33:37

-and one disaster here.

-Yeah.

0:33:370:33:38

On that basis they are definitely going to need their bonus buy, so let's have a look at it.

0:33:380:33:43

-Now, David, Elizabeth, you spent 270 which was magnificent, I have to say.

-Indeed.

0:33:430:33:49

You gave the boy 30 smackers to go off with.

0:33:490:33:53

Philip Serrell, what did you spend your £30 on?

0:33:530:33:55

-I wanted to spend the whole lot.

-A chimney.

-Right, good.

0:33:550:33:59

That was all my 30 quid.

0:33:590:34:00

I thought, in all seriousness, that's going to make a great planter in the garden, isn't it?

0:34:000:34:05

I like that a lot.

0:34:050:34:06

It's good, it's got age.

0:34:060:34:08

I thought any two people that liked a pair of coffin stands

0:34:080:34:12

would definitely go for a chimney.

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This is quality. How much do you think?

0:34:140:34:18

I hope it'll make between 30 and £50. That's my hope, but who knows.

0:34:180:34:22

-You can also use them as fish smokers.

-Really?

0:34:220:34:25

By putting some bits of wood at the bottom, a cover on the top,

0:34:250:34:27

hanging your fish, wood chips in the bottom, smoking fish.

0:34:270:34:30

What happens in Worcestershire is nobody's business, is it, really?

0:34:300:34:35

Thank you for sharing that with us, Philip. Great.

0:34:350:34:38

-Anyway, we're happy with that, yes?

-Oh, yes.

-You don't pick now, you pick later.

0:34:380:34:41

For the audience at home, let's find out what the auctioneer thinks about Phil's fish smoker.

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-Well, there you have it.

-Not a lot to say, it's a chimney pot.

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-They put flowers in it, don't they?

-Or they put them on their houses again.

0:34:510:34:55

There's a lot of retro salvage, isn't there?

0:34:550:34:58

-It's going to make £30.

-Is it?

0:34:580:35:00

Yeah, so if you hasn't paid a lot that might give a profit.

0:35:000:35:02

He paid £30. Anything over 30 he'll be jumping up and down

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and by Gimcrack this team need it, I tell you,

0:35:060:35:09

every single penny you can get them.

0:35:090:35:11

-No challenge then, Richard.

-Oh.

-Good luck.

0:35:110:35:14

-Thank you.

-You'll need it.

0:35:140:35:16

-Now, Jan, how are you feeling, darling?

-Terrified.

0:35:250:35:27

-What about you, Kerry?

-A little bit nervous,

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I'm not quite sure what's going off at the moment.

0:35:290:35:32

-All right, grip hard.

-We're hanging on to each other.

0:35:320:35:36

The first item is the Art Deco mantel clock and here it comes.

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270, the French Art Deco style bracket clock,

0:35:390:35:43

-I do have two bids on the book.

-Oh!

-With 50.

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5, 60, 5, 70,

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5, 80, 90, 100.

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A bid at 100. 100 in the room.

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100, in the room at 100. You're all finished, then?

0:35:550:35:58

Sold at 100.

0:35:580:36:01

-Yes! That's marvellous. £100.

-Well done, well done.

0:36:020:36:05

Plus £15, what can be nicer than that?

0:36:050:36:08

The portable radio there. Circa roundabout 1959.

0:36:080:36:12

We do again have commissions on the book with £10.

0:36:120:36:15

12, 15, 18...

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18, £20.

0:36:170:36:19

22, 25, 28, £30.

0:36:190:36:23

£30 with me on the book, at £30. £30...

0:36:230:36:26

OK, well done. Wiped its face, no loss. That's fine, £30.

0:36:270:36:31

Lot 272, the ventriloquist's doll. Where are we going to be?

0:36:310:36:34

Nothing on my book at all. Start at £5. £5 to go.

0:36:340:36:38

£5 front row, £6, 7, 8, 10, 12, 15.

0:36:380:36:43

-15, 15 on the front row. 15.

-Oh, it's so much fun.

-All done?

0:36:430:36:48

Sold at 15.

0:36:480:36:50

No!

0:36:500:36:51

£15 is minus 20 which I'm afraid eats up your £15 profit.

0:36:510:36:57

You are now minus £5. That is not right. Oh, girls.

0:36:570:37:03

We're going to be relying on Anita now.

0:37:030:37:05

What are we going to do now, are you going with the red belt?

0:37:050:37:08

-We are going to have to do.

-Yeah, I think so.

0:37:080:37:10

-You think it's a belter, don't you?

-We have every faith in Anita's taste.

0:37:100:37:14

-All right.

-No Pressure.

-No pressure!

0:37:140:37:17

276 now, the red elephant belt buckle, circa 1930s.

0:37:170:37:22

-There is interest on the book.

-Ah!

0:37:220:37:24

2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 15, 18, £20.

0:37:240:37:27

22, 25, £30..

0:37:270:37:30

£30 on the front at £30. Everyone else out?

0:37:300:37:33

All done? Sold at 30.

0:37:330:37:36

-Yes.

-£30.

0:37:360:37:39

£30 which is plus £5 which means at the end of the programme

0:37:390:37:42

you're nowhere!

0:37:420:37:44

THEY LAUGH

0:37:440:37:46

You have not made any profit, or any loss.

0:37:460:37:48

That's brilliant.

0:37:480:37:50

Well, I tell you, not to make losses on Bargain Hunt

0:37:500:37:54

-is an achievement and you've just achieved it.

-I'm so proud.

0:37:540:37:57

As we all know, having a score of zero, could be a winning score.

0:37:570:38:02

-It could be.

-It could be a winning score.

-Let's hope it is.

0:38:020:38:04

-It could be a winning score. So don't say a word to the Blues.

-No.

0:38:040:38:08

-So, you two. Coffin stands.

-Definitely.

0:38:180:38:22

Listen, the investment in these coffin stands is major, right. £240.

0:38:220:38:28

-It could be our funeral, though.

-Well it could be.

0:38:280:38:31

I mean, that is such a big number, early in the process

0:38:310:38:34

because it's the first lot that you offer now.

0:38:340:38:36

I have to say, the auctioneer has estimated £40-£60

0:38:360:38:40

on your £240 purchase, which is a dirty shame, really.

0:38:400:38:45

On the other hand, he's not buying them.

0:38:450:38:47

-He has got them on the internet.

-That's true.

-You never know.

0:38:470:38:51

OK, first up, your coffin stools and here they come.

0:38:510:38:54

292, the folding stands there. Lot 292.

0:38:540:38:58

Telephone is up, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 bids.

0:38:580:39:03

-Hey?

-In at 170. 170.

0:39:030:39:06

180, 190, 200, 210, 220, 230.

0:39:060:39:10

-230 with me, telephone.

-One more.

-240.

0:39:110:39:15

240, telephone. 240, now. At 240. 250?

0:39:150:39:20

-Oh, come on. One more.

-Sold then at 240.

0:39:200:39:23

I don't believe it. Wiped its face. 240. Not bad.

0:39:230:39:28

Not bad at all.

0:39:280:39:30

It's comforting there are other idiots around.

0:39:300:39:33

293, portable box.

0:39:330:39:35

Nothing on my book. What are we bid, £10, £5? 5 to go.

0:39:350:39:38

It doesn't matter where we start, 5, 6, 7, 8,

0:39:380:39:42

9, 10, 12, 14, 16.

0:39:420:39:44

£16, I'm bid at 16. 16, 18, it's got to go.

0:39:440:39:49

£20. 22, 25.

0:39:490:39:53

Right there at 25, 25, 25. Sold then at 25.

0:39:530:39:58

-£25, I think is plus £18. That's very good.

-Lovely.

0:39:590:40:02

Now the skis and poles.

0:40:020:40:04

The skis and the polls.

0:40:040:40:06

Nothing on my book again. £5. Anyone, £5?

0:40:060:40:09

£5, £5. 5, 5 bid. 8, 10,

0:40:090:40:14

12, 15.

0:40:140:40:17

18, £20, 5, internet coming now. £30 in the room. £30. £30.

0:40:170:40:21

-Yes!

-£30...

0:40:210:40:24

That's a profit.

0:40:240:40:26

£30. 35, £40. Come on, £40.

0:40:260:40:28

-Come on.

-Internet, you're out again, you're sitting on the ski slopes.

0:40:290:40:33

Come on, £40. In the room, sold at 40.

0:40:330:40:36

-Yes.

-Well done, £40 is plus 17.

0:40:360:40:40

28 is plus £35. You're £35 up.

0:40:400:40:44

-What are we doing?

-Oh, no!

0:40:440:40:47

Just be cool about this, OK. You have £35 of profit.

0:40:480:40:52

-What do we want to do?

-Let's do it. He's been good.

0:40:520:40:56

He's been all right so far. Let's do it.

0:40:560:40:59

-We trusted him for those funeral stands.

-Trust in the Lord.

0:40:590:41:03

-Let's go for it.

-Definitely.

0:41:030:41:05

The good old chimney pot there, £10 I'm bid.

0:41:050:41:08

£10, 15, 18, £20, 22, 25.

0:41:080:41:12

-25 with me.

-Come on.

-25 I'm bid.

0:41:120:41:15

-Here at 25. All done.

-Uh-oh.

0:41:150:41:18

Sold then at 25.

0:41:180:41:20

-£25 is minus £5.

-He tried.

0:41:200:41:23

Slightly tarnished the record there, Philip, but not to worry.

0:41:230:41:27

You are nevertheless plus £30. Plus £30 could be a winning score today.

0:41:270:41:31

Don't say a word to the Reds and all will be revealed in a moment.

0:41:310:41:34

Thank you very much.

0:41:340:41:36

How lovely is this? To have a programme with absolutely no losses.

0:41:450:41:50

This is such a joy and such charming teams.

0:41:500:41:54

Sadly, one of them, though, has to be running up

0:41:550:41:59

and the runners up today, by quite a margin, are the Reds.

0:41:590:42:03

ALL: Oh!

0:42:030:42:04

I'm sorry about this, girls.

0:42:040:42:06

The girls lose today by only losing nothing. In fact, they made nothing

0:42:060:42:12

and they lost nothing. Did you have a nice time, though?

0:42:120:42:15

-We had a great time.

-A brilliant time.

0:42:150:42:17

I mean, on another day, doing nothing,

0:42:170:42:20

that is making no profit or no loss would be a winning score!

0:42:200:42:24

Today, it's not good enough because this team are going home with 30 smackers.

0:42:240:42:28

-Yes!

-Yay!

0:42:280:42:30

How about that? £30, straight up.

0:42:300:42:32

We have got one wiped face, two profits and, like Solomon

0:42:320:42:37

doing his judgements, I decided that good enough for some

0:42:370:42:42

-Golden Gavels.

-Oh!

-Nearly as good as a profit on each item.

0:42:420:42:47

Anyway, darling, there you go, one of those is for you to wear with pride.

0:42:470:42:51

-There you go, reverend, one for you to take to the pulpit.

-Tomorrow.

0:42:510:42:54

And one for you, Philip, to take to the other place.

0:42:540:42:57

THEY LAUGH

0:42:570:42:59

No, to add to your collection. We've had a brilliant day.

0:42:590:43:02

You're going home with cash, and going home with pins

0:43:020:43:05

and the girls are going home covered with honour, which is a lovely.

0:43:050:43:09

Join us soon for some more bargain-hunting. Yes?

0:43:090:43:12

ALL: Yes!

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